Chappelle's Show - Celebrity Trial Jury Selection

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Chappelle's Show - Celebrity Trial Jury Selection

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6 жыл бұрын

Dave sounds off during the jury selection for a few high-profile court cases.
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@ToddHowar.d 4 жыл бұрын

“Nicole Simpson can’t rap, I want justice!” Shit kills me everytime

@cyriltouboul9981 2 жыл бұрын

it just works

@MrAllegiant1 2 жыл бұрын

People say cucumbers taste better pickled

@jljf2f 2 жыл бұрын

I was just about to comment the same lol

@miyawa21 2 жыл бұрын

@@MrAllegiant1 huh?

@dirtyred4014 2 жыл бұрын

@@miyawa21 what?

@sbalcooldlamini6867 6 жыл бұрын

"How come they aint find BIGGIE & Tupac's murderer but arrested O jay the next day? Nicole Simpson can't rap...I want Justice"

@King_of_Africa 6 жыл бұрын

Blonde White Victim have caused villages to be burned to the ground.

@iomecha9504 6 жыл бұрын

S'balCool Dlamini I nearly died! 😂😂😂😂😂

@docrussojr 6 жыл бұрын

Lack of evidence?

@austinstpierre7371 6 жыл бұрын

Nicole Simpson can’t rat not rap , as in she can’t snitch so how did they catch OJ , not O jay , so quickly

@aisongpool 6 жыл бұрын

Nah. u got it wrong.

@OGTirpleOG Жыл бұрын

“Some say cucumbers taste better pickled! Huh? Huh?” I use this line if im tired of talking about something and want to change the subject. 🤣🤣🤣

@ernestbrummitt1206 Жыл бұрын

I do the exact same thing 😂

@kameronwright9925 Жыл бұрын

Facts lol

@michaelmisczuk7570 Жыл бұрын

Yes!!! You always get the same response as in the skit..."what?" Lol

@BlueBamboo9 Жыл бұрын

SAME XD I am thoroughly surprised at how many times people actually respond with "Huh?" XD

@rain_man3981 Жыл бұрын

I have been doing that since I watched this in 3rd grade 😂

@RohitNigam 4 жыл бұрын

Have seen it multiple times. "He made thriller" gets me everytime.

@SebAnders 4 жыл бұрын

...Thriller.

@desiree2desire 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@shaylarz 4 жыл бұрын

Thriller!

@Gorgeoustheguy 4 жыл бұрын

Everytime

@BGF_Designs 2 жыл бұрын

Same man, because of this skit, for years I have been saying, "He made Graduation.... Graduation." when people criticize Kanye.

@spacecowboy5995 6 жыл бұрын

"Maybe pressed, permed hair with glitter and sprinkles on it" lmao 😂

@sublim3princ371 6 жыл бұрын

SpaceCowboy that's it

@alasondrosmith8098 5 жыл бұрын

That is CORRECT!!!

@zacharyscott7613 5 жыл бұрын

But go back and listen lol he said low "ooh how do you know" lol

@jja1483 5 жыл бұрын

SpaceCowboy Michael's nuts probably have the smooth criminal outfit on😂🕺👞annie r u ok? R u ok annie😂🎵🎶

@babygoose8716 5 жыл бұрын

Chappelle was way ahead of his time. Comedic genius.

@chuckweber542 5 жыл бұрын

Agreed.its sad that today most people would find this offensive.this is comedy gold.

@Chris-hw4mq 5 жыл бұрын

He is still ahead of time

@ryanjones9498 5 жыл бұрын

Blacks stick together

@ric5683 5 жыл бұрын

@xxGodx no one has even come close, that's why.

@babygoose8716 5 жыл бұрын

Aidan Brice who gives a shit? It ain’t that serious.

@fuzzydunlop1753 4 жыл бұрын

"let me guess, there's a head, a shaft, some balls, some hair, maybe press permed with some glitter sprinkled on?" Lmao 😂😂

@ramzichouk4080 4 жыл бұрын

you're correct !

@kantoboy9754 3 жыл бұрын

Always thought he said Prince permed hair😂

@kinkane5566 3 жыл бұрын

....that is correct LMFAO

@WhyDoThat 3 жыл бұрын

but is it black or white

@bigdaddyvladdy1212 2 жыл бұрын

@@WhyDoThat question of the century I think we need negrodamus to answer this one

@wittymartin 4 жыл бұрын

0:25 “Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled” What? Huh?! What? Huh!?

@Ms9mmBeretta 4 жыл бұрын

LITERALLY my favorite part.

@wittymartin 4 жыл бұрын

Ashley Campbell Dave is a rare talent! 😂

@PatrickLewOfficial 4 жыл бұрын

I died during that part 😂😂😂

@moneymane9686 4 жыл бұрын

This is my shit

@djuanstanziola9882 4 жыл бұрын

It sounds funny crazy when you hear it out of the blue 😂😂😂

@lilmemorycard 6 жыл бұрын

"He made Thriller... Thriller."

@Elexstehr 6 жыл бұрын

"So you'd let your kids sleep over at his house?"

@Nedshneebly 6 жыл бұрын

"Fuck no!!! Ewwww"

@towoawawaboofficial 6 жыл бұрын

lil memory card yep

@spazarellapoet8735 5 жыл бұрын

lil memory card exactly 😂👏👏😂 all jokes aside mj innocent he was child like and genuinely cared for children and any body he could help he did he was incapable of the acts they accused him off he not no perverted pedophile he was a humanitarian the greatest entertainer of all time he was too busy to be doing that.

@spazarellapoet8735 5 жыл бұрын

Elexstehr hell yeah I would be right there with enjoying mike and neverland

@deucesample9432 6 жыл бұрын

"So, some say Cucumbers tastes better Pickled." "What?" "Huh?" Lmao

@KeojiMaru 6 жыл бұрын

rayon sample 😂😂😂😂😂

@MrEazyE357 6 жыл бұрын

I remember the first time I saw this I laughed so hard it got ridiculous.

@rommymyers2582 6 жыл бұрын

Repeats it again lol classic I do that when I say slick shit to ppl n don't hear me lol

@deucesample9432 6 жыл бұрын

+Rommy Myers I've said that in a serious Convo it was funny as shit. The person didn't know wtf I was talking about.

@bg5561742 5 жыл бұрын

I’m going to use this at work

@lynseymcmullan4160 3 жыл бұрын

“That’s my Robert, always pissin on people. Don’t forget her hair Robert. “Yes grandma”

@ThatOneDude7 3 жыл бұрын

@@-kratos-2987 come back and dislike it

@carinarosales6899 3 жыл бұрын

I love that video

@justtalkin2558 2 жыл бұрын

@@carinarosales6899 huh

@driplerthadripper 2 жыл бұрын

Well this aged well

@mariolisa2832 2 жыл бұрын

@@justtalkin2558 what?

@OwlOfNivica 5 жыл бұрын

Dave Chappelle was so ahead of his time he warned us about deepfakes before we even had any clue

@johnbraucher1499 4 жыл бұрын

Show me some. Yea, stop listening to CNN. It's a fear mongering tactic. Just like a man that has been successful in the most diverse city in the world for decades and friends with all types of races, is racist. It's all bullshit. Not once has anyone been able to even show any evidence. Yes I seen the segment on these supposed "deep fakes" but I've also seen many Bill's passed by this administration, that DO NOT get reported on, to STOP censorship and deep faking.

@THECOHORTONE 4 жыл бұрын

@@johnbraucher1499 dude what the fuck are you even talking about

@djsosonut 4 жыл бұрын

@@THECOHORTONE Yeah. Entire second paragraph has nothing to do with anything the OP stated. That was one hell of a meandering rant.

@damonsalvatore3222 4 жыл бұрын

@@johnbraucher1499 I'm to high to think or read about this sorry lol

@champabay4746 4 жыл бұрын

John Braucher ok boomer

@malikholmes5045 5 жыл бұрын

"how come they never found Biggie and Tupac's murderer, but they arrest OJ the next day. Nicole Simpson Can't Rap *I WANT JUSTICE* " THIS GUY IS A COMEDIC GENIUS!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@bornfree8073 4 жыл бұрын

Maybe because oj was the clear suspect. If my wife filed a restraining order and people knew i was still stalking and threatening her then she turns up died with your very possible mistress the sam night i have no proof of my innocence, hell id arrest myself to save the cops some time. While tupac was killed by a hit and run that could be nearly anyone that has acess to a black suv, so it could be ANYONE.

@malikholmes5045 4 жыл бұрын

@@bornfree8073 whoooooosh/R

@benfly-rinker6924 4 жыл бұрын

@@malikholmes5045 not even close to the right subreddit name

@malikholmes5045 4 жыл бұрын

@@benfly-rinker6924 who cares, you got the point lol

@thekornreeper 4 жыл бұрын

Truth

@jessmaron1058 6 жыл бұрын

"He's been accused of this more than once." "So? Some people say that cucumbers taste better pickled." "What?" "Huh?" "What?" "Huh?"

@dngreen1683 6 жыл бұрын

Jess Maron that line is classic to drop when you need to change the subject

@ahmedraouf5123 6 жыл бұрын

Wht does it even mean? (Genuine Question)

@Mo1683 6 жыл бұрын

If you leave cucumbers inside a water filled jar over a long period of time they turn into pickles in which people prefer to eat them.

@ahmedraouf5123 6 жыл бұрын

Thanks. I meant why is it funny not how to make pickles. I guess its just a good way to change the subject,

@Mo1683 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he said it to basically throw him off & have him confused.

@ericframpton1382 5 жыл бұрын

So?? Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled.. 😂😂😂 that shit kills me

@solomonssaints2841 5 жыл бұрын

What?

@stargazer555 5 жыл бұрын

@@solomonssaints2841 Huh?

@dongorman3038 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣

@RapFanatic4ever 5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@AcClay44 5 жыл бұрын

Every single time!!!

@pappyodanial 5 жыл бұрын

He predicted the first Juicy Smolliet case. RETRIAL BYAATCH

@Mrs_Canary 5 жыл бұрын

Juicy smoo yay lmao

@WobstaCat 5 жыл бұрын

Juicy Smooyé

@bismarkadu8799 4 жыл бұрын

Which part ?

@morris9666 4 жыл бұрын

The French actor?

@mayn90s19 3 жыл бұрын

@@morris9666 that's also black and gay

@CPT85 5 жыл бұрын

To think of the discussion of R. Kelly would be relevant again in 2019. 😳 Dave Chappell, you were ahead of your time. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@CarolinaGirl33 5 жыл бұрын

R Kelly be CRAZY AF always has been always will be. I don't think R Kelly's ....uh "right in da head" , know'mean 🙃

@CarolinaGirl33 5 жыл бұрын

If R Kelly wasn't a celebrity and couldn't SANG?? He'd already been locked up for the rest of his life. I don't understand how they let that preevert still walk the streets, WTF?? I thought he went away after that FUUUUCKKKKED UP SHIZZZ with the girl kidnapped in his bedroom closet for like , a month or something like that? Been a LONG TIME AGO....😲

@jona1han2k4 5 жыл бұрын

Jill E Beans actually; he wouldn’t. Because no parent would allow their child to be with him u unless they were kidnapped. These parents let him around her because he had money.

@sharitastinson109 5 жыл бұрын

Him and Aaron Mcgruder of Boondocks

@spahrkproductions3758 5 жыл бұрын

What's even crazier is just recently somebody asked r Kelly's crisis manager if he would let r kelly watch his daughter and he said absolutely not even after he spent most of the interview defending him. Dave did the exact same thing at the end of the michael jackson one. Crazy how he parodied an event he never could've knew would happen.

@katrinfarkas7155 5 жыл бұрын

“Come on man he made thriller” Jury:”so u would let ur child sleep with him” Silence... “HELL NAH” 😂😂😂

@shanicengcobo5396 4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

@JOKER49022 4 жыл бұрын

@pet3r387 4 жыл бұрын

Those are the lawyers ffs

@katrinfarkas7155 4 жыл бұрын

@@pet3r387 You must be hella bored during quarantine

@jordanstark5924 4 жыл бұрын

@@katrinfarkas7155 yes

@paladintactical8250 5 жыл бұрын

Charlie Murphy rubbing has hands together like Birdman..lol

@santinovaughn9336 5 жыл бұрын

He's deceased

@paladintactical8250 5 жыл бұрын

@@santinovaughn9336 he is???

@shawnparker9695 5 жыл бұрын

@@paladintactical8250 dumb ass. Be original and stop using that overused birdman joke. You were so happy to use that joke, u didn't even know Charlie Murphy is dead. Smh. Clown.

@SHAYBAYBEE 3 жыл бұрын

@@shawnparker9695 wow he can use the joke if he wants! Keep Charlie Murphys memory Alive

@tronskee32 3 жыл бұрын

@@shawnparker9695 goddamn you need a hug g

@tochiRTA 4 жыл бұрын

"for all I know, that piss was digital". That whole part took me the fuck out back in the day!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

@loudnessjr 6 жыл бұрын

"dave chappelle signed with netflix" Comedy central : the one that got away..

@fourthgirl 6 жыл бұрын

+Spasmodic He should not have apologized. Dave picks on everyone, which is why he is funny and successful.

@scootaymildo1070 6 жыл бұрын

Not Applicable are you serious? His latest stand up was a lot less PC than, say, killing them softly. His bits on trans folk and some of the #metoo stuff was pretty fucking outrageous really, hence all the shit he's been getting for it. I think you're trying to connect dots between the outrage/censorship culture today (which I agree sucks) with his latest specials that aren't there because I don't think Chapelle really gives a fuck. Bill Burr was on his podcast the other day saying how much he admires Chappelle for not bending to the will of the hypersensitive. Plus, he has been doing stand up over the last few years, he just bans phones so there's very little footage of it. I thought the specials were really good myself but each to their own.

@Fir3fly798 6 жыл бұрын

scootay mildo I completely agree. One of his best stand up specials yet imo. I did not feel he played it safe at all, which is why it was great. He even did a bit about how everyone wasn’t a bunch of “pussy ass niggas” like nowadays.

@Igaveyoumyfakename 6 жыл бұрын

They did all right with Key and Peele. And just as funny as Dave (if not funnier) for a hell of a lot less.

@EON314 6 жыл бұрын

If they stopped pissing him off he would have stayed

@QewBeats 5 жыл бұрын

This is powerful social commentary disguised as comedy.

@Frip36 5 жыл бұрын

Only if you're dumb as shit.

@mackinshizzaveli4202 5 жыл бұрын

Captain Sunday Somebody can’t critically think 🤔

@soylentgreen2065 5 жыл бұрын

Most comedy used to be like this til the professionally-offended arose from Hell

@Frip36 5 жыл бұрын

@@soylentgreen2065 Really? Most comedy used to be guy pissing on a woman's face?

@JohnLongPig 5 жыл бұрын

It’s about the unwillingness to believe that r Kelly did that shit. He was doing this shit 20 years ago and it was well known, yet nobody did anything about it.

@taags 4 жыл бұрын

Haha the ”Beretta did that shit” always make me laugh. So confident he is.

@joneschilufya867 Жыл бұрын

Right up direct 😂

@erit4040 3 жыл бұрын

The sad thing about this is that younger generations will never understand how funny this really is. Dave is a genius not just a comedian

@psychedelicfright85 Жыл бұрын

Most of them think that a Rick and Morty is genius.

@thomaspapp104 Жыл бұрын

It was the perfect comedy for that time. It still is. It made me sad when I learned that a Gen Z employee had never seen Chappelle Show. She vowed to watch it but I don't think it would hit the same.

@JD_tcb Жыл бұрын

They will nvr know that the OJ part that was inexplicably cut was prob the best bit in the sketch.

@jiyu9277 Жыл бұрын

I always find comments like this weird. You can find comedy funny even if it was made by someone of a different generation

@TheBraunMachine2011 6 жыл бұрын

1:43 "Oh, yeah, Baretta did that shit." xD That part always made me lmao

@brandanwashington5741 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@AholeAtheist 6 жыл бұрын

This is one of my all time favourite Chappelle sketches.. "Some people say that cucumbers taste better pickled."

@loudnessjr 6 жыл бұрын

Munawar Khan huh?

@fonzoultra1709 6 жыл бұрын

it was completely unrelated, just to change the subject

@longdistancebrothers7326 6 жыл бұрын

does he remind anyone of Pete Davidson from SNL at that pickle line?

@supersimmons14 6 жыл бұрын

HOMINIX Actually it was a joke comparing adult dicks to children's dick. Some people like their cucumbers(adult dick) pickled(child's dick)

@wayfaringstranger4362 6 жыл бұрын

HOMINIX 😂😂😂 due to the content of the joke, I think that's what he actually meant. and not big penis, small penis stuff. Dave said it right after "he's been accused more than once" to change the subject. like "so?..." let's talk about something else.

@Lamtitude 2 жыл бұрын

I remember dying laughing at this with one of my buddies on the night that it aired. It still holds up.

@SeraphsWitness Жыл бұрын

sure does. still 100%

@originalJoeKing 4 жыл бұрын

4:23 Woman: "Mr. Chappelle, you're dismissed." * Digital piss hits woman and man in face * Dave Chappelle: "And that's from the heart!"

@uncharted7againblackking256 4 жыл бұрын

Facts

@mammon310 6 жыл бұрын

The random piss attack at the end, ROFL!

@aharris82 6 жыл бұрын

And that's from the heart XD

@dustbinbroom 6 жыл бұрын

That shit waz digital...

@redhazevortex1541 6 жыл бұрын

fucking legend, classic

@travisharris9912 5 жыл бұрын

I'm in my office hurting laughing so hard

@BetweenStations77 5 жыл бұрын

The second ‘Huh’ kills me.

@zubairhussain7866 5 жыл бұрын

YESSS HAHAHAHA

@kireepotter4762 4 жыл бұрын

"What?" "Huh?" "What?" "Huh?" I literally do this all the time lmao

@kireepotter4762 4 жыл бұрын

@Romy Schneider any & everybody

@tuckerwoodson4134 4 жыл бұрын

“And Neal taking notes” is honestly the best part of the sketch but nobody ready to admit that yet Edit: spelling of Neal

@YourMomsNewHusband 3 жыл бұрын

I’m glad somebody finally said it

@afp176 3 жыл бұрын

I like how he’s sitting there with the notepad ready to write shit down🤣

@Scorch428 3 жыл бұрын

wtf is he even writing??

@AngryJT 2 жыл бұрын

Nah it's the cucumber bit.

@amberlyn28 2 жыл бұрын

@@Scorch428 the next fire skit

@hardspumoni6940 6 жыл бұрын

I still quote "He made thriller" to this day.

@towoawawaboofficial 6 жыл бұрын

The Casual Gamer I'll start using it too

@Cartman4wesome 5 жыл бұрын

So you let your children sleep with him?

@travisharris9912 5 жыл бұрын

to this day! in my Wilder voice

@aa70queen01 5 жыл бұрын

Me too!! 😂😂😂

@kennonmoss7854 5 жыл бұрын

Me too lol

@josepalos7795 5 жыл бұрын

Their laughs sound like my toilet flushing

@kyledailey 5 жыл бұрын

Dave Chappelle is funny as hell, but the audience is so disconnected or very small, C.C./VIACOM plays an awful laugh and clap track.

@caleblocke3532 4 жыл бұрын

Why is that description so spot on

@sowell7525 4 жыл бұрын

@@kyledailey it's not a laugh track. It's shown in front of a live audience.

@kyledailey 4 жыл бұрын

@@sowell7525 *BOTH!* , but the "LIVE" audience wasn't cutting it, so they thought they needed to add a very annoying and cheesy laugh track.

@matthewdycus3394 4 жыл бұрын

@@sowell7525 It's shown on a screen in front of an audience, which screws with the sound.

@Arkytektt 4 жыл бұрын

The most underrated line in the whole video "These charges hurt me the most"

@VG19319 4 жыл бұрын

I was reading through the comments, and yours struck me. You're very correct.

@starsky1012 6 жыл бұрын

"4-5 of my buddies and Neil taking notes"

@pilotmburu 5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like an opening statement to how every white gal had a train ran on her

@frankbutler9512 5 жыл бұрын

@@pilotmburu Neal stays taking notes.

@denniskharuchab2403 6 жыл бұрын

All the other cast not breaking their characters is shows professionalism. This sketch was funny as hell.

@cristobalmorales1810 Жыл бұрын

The judge kinda of did

@dextermorgan9904 4 жыл бұрын

Dave’s friends has one white dude in just like he said in his specials. So the white dude can talk to the cops lmao.

@simba6477 4 жыл бұрын

It's funny too cuz Neil Brennan is one of his closest friends.

@kanedaku 3 жыл бұрын

and the white guy at he back is Neil Brennan's brother

@siddlicious Жыл бұрын

I love that the Judge was trying hard not to laugh

@kingtiger889 5 жыл бұрын

For the last 15 years I yell “Nicole Simpson can’t rap, I want justice” when I get mad and never even understood the joke until now 😂😂😂

@elisaidir2837 5 жыл бұрын

can't rat!

@theprodigalsun__ 5 жыл бұрын

@@elisaidir2837 its definitely rap. Biggie an pac are rappers, nicole Simpson can't rap so she's less important is what he's joking about

@zinho9169 5 жыл бұрын

@@elisaidir2837 rap*

@nobel87able 4 жыл бұрын

A worthy sign on T-shirt

@jordanstark5924 4 жыл бұрын

@@nobel87able You mean a P-shirt

@AdamG1983 6 жыл бұрын

"Hair, maybe pressed, permed hair, with glitter sprinkled on it?" "That is correct"

@JJT209 4 жыл бұрын

god i wish chapelle would come back this was the BEST comedy central show of all time

@antonymartins8310 Жыл бұрын

the real chappelle is gone fam

@Jack-ol1io 10 ай бұрын

@@antonymartins8310lmao 🤣 funny joke

@1closer Жыл бұрын

Dave testimony against Michael Jackson was accurate asf though 😭

@jamrockingston 6 жыл бұрын

I see Comedy Central is trying to rake in the views by using Dave

@beisballdad1983 6 жыл бұрын

A-pinionated and yet you watched

@ssknnth 6 жыл бұрын

who wouldn't?

@cainpoe 6 жыл бұрын

I watched but I disliked the videos fuck CC

@maliciousclouds1614 6 жыл бұрын

A-pinionated yep. They are trying to gather up KZfaq ad revenue because Dave is hott right now with his new Netflix specials. They shouldn't have fucked it up in the first place, now they're scraping in change using his name. Pathetic.

@jamrockingston 6 жыл бұрын

Malicious Clouds with Dave and Key & Peele Comedy Central is shit.

@manuginobilisbaldspot424 6 жыл бұрын

NICOLE SIMPSON CAN'T RAP! I WANT JUSTICE!!!

@dustbinbroom 6 жыл бұрын

Came here for this...

@basedgoddinkleberg8898 6 жыл бұрын

Funniest shit 😂

@smokesletsgo8180 6 жыл бұрын

Manu Ginobilis Bald Spot your KZfaq name is almost as funny as this video

@Kruppt808 5 жыл бұрын

All she did is get beaten up regularly by OJ and then brutally murdered still unsolved.

@stevesmith9447 3 жыл бұрын

Most underrated line: "-Oh. Yeah, Beretta DID that shit."

@jokerace8227 5 жыл бұрын

It may be time to go back through Chappelle Show episodes. 😂👍

@TheUserid82 5 жыл бұрын

I recommend the Charlie Murphy episode. You know it is funny when the person they are talking about steals a screenshot of you dressed as them to put on an album cover.

@agamerslament5443 Жыл бұрын

It's time to go through them again 😅

@theincrediblechaz 6 жыл бұрын

"Don't forget her hair Robert" 🤣🤣🤣

@julianr602 6 жыл бұрын

Charlie Crowley yes grandmama

@carultch 6 жыл бұрын

Is Dave Chappelle dressed in drag to play R-Kelly's grandmother?

@Whereyahidin 6 жыл бұрын

That's my robert!!! Always peeing on people. Lol

@c.galindo9639 5 жыл бұрын

Damn grandma probably videotaped it too

@kazan9962 5 жыл бұрын

Isn't it perfect??!!

@playstation7164 5 жыл бұрын

I love that Dave always throws and slides facts in history to keep everyone at fair play. Such a great example

@RogerAM78 2 жыл бұрын

this didnt age well seeing R Kelly is gone for 30 years lol

@rustybeachwood4613 8 ай бұрын

@@RogerAM78you are slow

@delanoblanco2248 4 жыл бұрын

So you would let your children sleep with him? Chappell: no, no, he'll no😂

@stefanfilipovits21 3 жыл бұрын

“Yeees, I’ve heard of…such things” 😅😂🤣💀

@_Iamdmoney 6 жыл бұрын

“That piss was digital” RIP Charlie Murphy

@gh0rochi363 5 жыл бұрын

What did charlie murphy have to do with that.

@envee1074 5 жыл бұрын

@@gh0rochi363 I think he must've wrote it when Charlie Murphy passed away

@brainwashingdetergent4128 5 жыл бұрын

@@envee1074 nah Charlie is in this skit man open your eyes 😂😂

@fbiagent0124 5 жыл бұрын

Why are you trying to match a quote about piss and Charlie Murphy?

@Alezey574 5 жыл бұрын

"R.Kelly can fart on my dinner TONIGHT!!!" 😂😂😂

@darkness8798 5 жыл бұрын

Spray fart

@Alpha-0014 4 жыл бұрын

2:48

@RJSnow 4 жыл бұрын

Neal taking notes always takes me out. Lmao!

@joker321boom 4 жыл бұрын

All these years I finally understood he said Nicole Simpson can't rap

@yoamiunpinco4372 4 жыл бұрын

@@boredaf5782 looking through the comments, a surprising amount of people thought he said 'rat' lol

@atuablithy1222 5 жыл бұрын

If Only He Knew How Right He’d Be Till This Day!! Dave’s A Fckin GENIUS

@DuskSkullin 5 жыл бұрын

After watching the MJ documentary... all i could say was he made thriller.... thriller...

@herpallday1284 5 жыл бұрын

Everyone been knowing 😂

@TheJoseprds99 5 жыл бұрын

This is old news bro Both of these artists were in headlines since the 90s

@gussinger6939 5 жыл бұрын

He knew

@chrism7163 4 жыл бұрын

@@DuskSkullin he just said he doesn't believe the documentary

@nmcintosh8769 5 жыл бұрын

"Nicole Simpson cant rap...I want Justice!!" Looooooooool

@cliffordseaman3383 2 жыл бұрын

"Nicole Simpson can't rap. I WANT JUSTICE!!"

@signlanguage7624 2 жыл бұрын

Dave Chappelle: So? Some people say that cucumbers taste better pickled. Prosecutor: What? 😂 he hella through the DA off lol oh man

@jimkelly7908 6 жыл бұрын

"Me and my penis are like THIS, son!" This has to be at worst, a top 10 skit. So freakin' funny.

@rickyrubio115 5 жыл бұрын

The satire is so unbelievably genius. Dave was so ahead of the time that I could always watch all three seasons back to back and still get one hell of a kick at it. He is truly the best at what he does. Also the racial draft was a pretty hilarious skit

@seatown9992 4 жыл бұрын

“Nichole Simpson can’t rap! I want justice” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@RyBreadisRyGuy Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah. Baretta did that s**t. 😂

@departmentofdate2263 6 жыл бұрын

Chapelle is the master... He makes everything better!

@HeyiPlayMusic 6 жыл бұрын

Dave Chappell is a living legend.

@myswagisserious 5 жыл бұрын

The cucumber part always has me dying What? Huh? What? Huh? Lmaoooo

@zyzen 2 жыл бұрын

well the rkelly one aged well lol.

@Madskinz 2 жыл бұрын

fax

@three1ne6ix 6 жыл бұрын

He Made Thriller. THRILLER! 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@GuessTechSports 6 жыл бұрын

...is Michael Jackson guilty? "No. He made Thriller. . . . Thriller!" ... Would you let your children sleep with him? "FUCK NO!"

@MikeGlasses 4 жыл бұрын

“Nicole Simpson cant rap, I WANT JUSTICE” is the perfect thing to yell at racists.

@juniorjr. Жыл бұрын

1:25 Dave did this joke YEARS AGO before everyone thought they were original saying Kanye made Graduation.

@joaoaverlino3153 5 жыл бұрын

Who is here after they saw the new Netflix special sticks and stones

@kevinburnes3216 5 жыл бұрын

Just watching his comedy red-pill normies and BtFU again

@Q_QQ_Q 5 жыл бұрын

YAY

@chuckweber542 5 жыл бұрын

@adman1381 5 жыл бұрын

JoaoAverlino All of us

@maryshaffer8474 5 жыл бұрын

He's a victim blamer like everybody else.

@undisputedent.2370 5 жыл бұрын

I could listen to Dave Chappelle say "Huh?" For a good 15 minutes & still laugh 😂😂😃

@sheik3648 4 жыл бұрын

0:21 you gotta look in the eyes not the noses 😂😂😂

@djs4717 10 ай бұрын

I miss Charlie Murphy that smile always makes me laugh😂😂😂

@sakariamohamed1594 6 жыл бұрын

All jokes aside this is really a deep ass topic “ they didn’t find 2pac and Big killers but found OJ the next day “ think abt it 😳

@PersuasiveEuthanasia 6 жыл бұрын

Sakaria Mohamed that's because OJ is famous...

@moonrocked 6 жыл бұрын

Dismal and tupac and biggie weren't? Tupac was selling albums and singles like hot cakes and was all ready considered one of the most famous and influential people during his time alive.

@PersuasiveEuthanasia 6 жыл бұрын

black bruce wayne you know I'm talking about the killers...

@katherinecruz3849 6 жыл бұрын

Dismal Still, OJ was famous and had a history of abusing Nicole. The police had already been to their residence a couple of times because of it. Even if that weren't true, whenever a woman is murdered the first suspect is always the husband, boyfriend, ex, because it will more likely be the case than when a man is.

@TheBloodyloon 6 жыл бұрын

Melody wow dude, chill.

@3rddegmm451 6 жыл бұрын

4 or 5 of my buddies, with Neil takin notes! Lmao

@marcuswilliams2910 4 жыл бұрын

"Some ppl say cucumbers taste better pickled" what? Huh? 😂😂😂

@eknight101 2 жыл бұрын

Who's here after this video mysteriously showed up on their youtube feed after the R Kelly Conviction??

@loopseeker 5 жыл бұрын

“i didnt even just do that” *turns to judge* “did i do that?”

@davidsmith6149 4 жыл бұрын

The way she checked her self and she was dry killed me

@XAlreadyKnowX 5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget her hair Robert.. Yes grandmama.

@andreawhitley4608 5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. when he responded with yes Grandma I almost died

@farmlife2 4 жыл бұрын

Always peeing on ppl 😂😂

@olearywashington3374 4 жыл бұрын

Andrea Whitley me too😂😂😂😂

@theungreatkahli 4 жыл бұрын

Some women enjoy being peed on like that. I know this from experience lol

@carinarosales6899 3 жыл бұрын

@@theungreatkahli me too hilarious

@PatrickLewOfficial 4 жыл бұрын

@4:14 “Nicole Simpson can’t rap!” 😂😂😂 Bruh, I’m dying! 🤣

@shootingstar9243 2 жыл бұрын

3:40 “Listen lady, the burden of proof is on the State…” (2022) Jury: 30 years. 🤣🤣 guess the State proved something

@daddydeadlo9675 5 жыл бұрын

"Nicole simpson cant rap!!" YUP I PISSED MY PANTS

@zocio123 6 жыл бұрын

Thats why i like Dave!! Yall are all laughing cuz his jks sre good but the message within the jk is powerful

@wesleylane3318 6 жыл бұрын

Definitely...was powerful. That's one of the major reasons I'm mad he quit when he did

@ari3455 6 жыл бұрын

Yep 😊

@MrAppie9090 5 жыл бұрын

Yes, you were the only one to pick up on those deep messages, you must be some sort of fucking genius! Can't fucking spell the word "joke" but you're still a genius. Fucking moron!

@alcalu 5 жыл бұрын

@@MrAppie9090: Amen! Hahaha, beat me to it, man.

@MrAppie9090 5 жыл бұрын

@@meriemradhi5481 why so gay???

@alvinheung9249 Жыл бұрын

The original "He made Graduation" moment

@LoveThrowed 4 жыл бұрын

“Some say the cucumber taste better pickle “ “ what ?” “ huh” 😂😂😂

@juliusceasar9769 6 жыл бұрын

Chappelle show > key and peele

@randomgayguyman 6 жыл бұрын

aurelio madrid no way lol

@hugonongbri8100 6 жыл бұрын

not even fair to compare the 2.....Chapelle Show is timeless :D

@Broker205 6 жыл бұрын

aurelio madrid facts!

@Jessica.000 6 жыл бұрын

aurelio madrid Chappelle show = Key & Peele. Both are very great no need to compare the two.

@SYMShutYoMouth 6 жыл бұрын

+WhoAreu22 All your friends are whites who love to call you nigga

@MJBABYPHAT 6 жыл бұрын

And he was right about Michael..Dave is a genius, his skits are truths hidden in comedy.

@ladynikkie 5 жыл бұрын

And Robert Blake, that guy killed his ex wife

@Kruppt808 2 жыл бұрын

And R.Kelly found guilty of many crimes today.

@War-child_ Жыл бұрын

Neal taking notes,😆

@dredagr848 Жыл бұрын

Bruh turned to the judge “did I do that” 😂

@blackraspberryproductions8118 5 жыл бұрын

How can Chappelle Show be so original and funny? No matter how many times you watch it, this stuff is 15 years old and still Amazing. Others have tried and failed but his work still holds up.