1. Silenced 2. Diet Rootbeer 3. Ebro's BItter Onslught On Jerry Springer's Unsuspecting Ass 4. Sick Of O.J. 5. Chicago 6. Bible Thumpers Go To Hell 7. Irrigation 8. Security Blanket 9. Why DO You Bother? 10. Eavesdrop 11. I can't Be Friends With You Because You Like Epitaph 12. Eazy E's Fucking Dead and I Think It's Fucking Rad 13. Second Hand CHoke 14. Theme Song
SILENCED
You justify your actions in the name of God
With a fucking trigger
They were just doing their fucking jobs.
You're not solving a problem
You're just creating another
I don't want to involve myself in your fucking ethics
But where the fuck do you get off saying that it's murder
When you're the one with the fucking guns?
I'm sick of seeing your faces
Go home to your fat wife and dozen kids
Silenced all for what?
DIET ROOTBEER
You stabbed me in the back you fucking jerk
Don't try to deny it, it just makes it worse
Your fucking actions are so cheap
You talked about me when I went to sleep
But surprise, surprise I heard your fucking punk ass!
Please explain to me why I'm so fucked
What did I do to lose your trust?
When I talked about you I was always sincere
So just put that thing in my back just a little deeper!
What the fuck? You say I'm weird
Should I kick back and have a beer?
Mousse my hair? Smoke some hash?
Or lay around all day on my ass
Just like you? Then I'd be cool!
What did I do to make you dislike me so?
I thought we were tight after all those pornos
When I talked about you I was always sincere
So fuck no, you can't have any of my diet rootbeer!
EBRO'S BITTER ONSLAUGHT
O what if I overdressed for the show?
Fuck you, asshole, cuz you got a crooked nose
And from what I can tell it must obstruct your sight
Cuz it's only four letters but you still can't say my fucking name right
Elbro's not my name!
You cut out every line I said
Next time I see you you're fucking dead
Would've been my fifteen minutes of fame
But no, you blind bastard, you're the one to blame
So what if our story wasn't as cool as the rest?
How about I fuck your wife, would that get your interest?
Still, Jerry, after all this there's one thing I don't know
What sucks more, you, or your fucking show?
SICK OF OJ
I don't care how your trial goes
Just give me back my TV shows
Everyone's cashing in, it's all a game
Washed-up jock, misused fame
I'm sick of O.J. [x3]
I'm sick of you, you fuckin' ass!
I don't care how your trial goes
Just give me back my TV shows
Everyone's cashing in, it's all a game
Washed-up jock, misused fame
CHICAGO
Chicago is cool if you like crappy shows
Chicago is cool if you sound like Sidekick Kato
Chicago is cool if you fall into the groove
Chicago, Chicago - Fuck you!
BIBLE THUMPERS GO TO HELL
Wait around until you die
That's why you're here and I won't ask why
You could be living your own life
but instead you can't wait 'til you're fucking dead
Live a sheltered life so you can be saved
You're convinced that beyond the grave
happiness and security are in store
but now you're just a fucking bore
IRRIGATION
Instead of wasting your time telling us we suck
why don't you ask us if we give a fuck?
Cuz as far as we're concerned you've got no opinion
and we'll scream in your ear and wreck your fucking concentration
You say you've heard the same three chords before
anc coming to our shows is such a bore
We all smile and get that sensation
cuz it's great to be known as an irritation
Alternative? Alternative to what? I'd like to know
cuz you're convinced it sucks. If it ain't on the radio
that's all right. We don't want your face around here anyway
So just stay home at your stupid fucking party while we fucking play
WHY DO YOU BOTHER
Yeah, it was cool that you didn't do the shit
But now you're just another part of it
X was on your hand but today it's a beer
Why do you bother? Just get out of here
Don't waste your time, man, it really isn't worth it
Cuz you're a geek, man just fucking quit it
You look the part at all the cool shows
Take off that costume and let us all know
That you're just another fucking geek who can't decide
If you should get out your boots or just go get high
Don't waste your time, man, it really isn't worth it
Cuz you're a geek, man just fucking quit it NOW.
SECOND HAND CHOKE
If they charged ten bucks for a pack you'd still fucking pay
Yellow teeth, empty wallet, and a stench that won't go away
How many times must you be told yer gonna die
and you can't justify it, so don't fucking try it
You look so fuckin' ugly with that thing on your lips
So take that shit elsewhere cuz I can't fuckin' stand it
Loaded up with nicotine so you can be controlled
Sorry assholes, I refuse to fit into your mold
Blow smoke at me and I'll hit you in your fucking face
I don't want your cancer and die at an early age
Blow smoke at me and I'll break your fucking face
I don't want your cancer and die at an early age