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The way Bella stole all of Jaspers blinks X'D

"Yes! Less emotion!" That line easily sums up Kristen Stewart's acting abilities.

I was 10 when this series first came out. I still have absolutely no idea why it was so popular. The main leads were so bland and the plot was repetitive. And seeing people still making fun of it is still enjoyable to watch.

"You'd thought this was a Tyler Perry movie with that wig" Oh I'm dying 😂😂😂

Honestly, Michael Sheen (Aro) had a pretty cool explanation about the weird laugh. He talked about how he thinks vampires get bored and have seen everything after living for hundreds of years. And also how Aro is always deliberately keeping his voice very calm and friendly. But when he is confronted with Reneésme, something he’s never seen before, something new and exciting, this manic laugh just breaks out. Idk, I just kinda felt like sharing that🤷‍♀️

"Ah no she twitching again" "Wha- Does he ever blink?!" I feel so dead inside with those lines 💀

i think belle's secret is that she actually had tourette this whole time, and we were here bullying her for thinking she was just being weird af 😭😭😭

“She’s with Jasper the one that looks like….HE LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDS HELP”. "Jacob...Jacob do us all a favor and SHUTUP". 🤣🤣

He's honestly a better actor than the whole cast combined 😂

Is is just me or the Twilight saga does look like it’s own parody?? 😂😂😂

The "he looks like he needs help" got me on the floor

Watched the series years ago when i was still an innocent child. Grew up and now its funny to look back and see how hilarious the acting was. I have to go back and watch these movies again.

The part where he also said "You better hold on tight spider monkey." "What did u just call me?" Is hilarious. And also "It was just a papercut ugh now my back Is broken too." Is so hilarious. Also where he says "oh heck naw." Is funny

1:28 No, Bella stole all the blinking rights ☠️

The “he need some mialk🍼🍼🍼🥛🥛🥛”in every vid has me dead😭🤣

3:24 “we’re the he’ll you’ve been, loca 🫣

0:54 Bella just acting like Edward asked her the root of pi when it’s a simple question lol

5:24 "Jacob.... Jacob. Do us all a favor AND SHUT UP >:O" KILLS ME EVERYTIME 💀💀

"DOES HE EVER BLINK?!?!" 😂😂

Why was she able to slap that one werewolf but Jacob broke her hand? And on the very last one, how was Alice able to see the whole fight scene when she clearly said her visions can't include werewolves? She said she didn't see bella get pulled out of the water cause she can't see past the pack of muts

" Is that a Doritos instead of a rose " *Eats it* I can't that crack me up 😭😂💀

4:59 “oh Lord, what is she looking at now” “I told you we should’ve left her at home” 💀💀💀💀

2:14 everytime I watch twilight I can never get over thus scene 💀💀 the way he threw her 😭😭😭

5:35 I CAN'T RN 😭✋🏽

6:39 The evil cackling is on point.

5:30 Oh, Vecna got her 🤭

5:49 imagine seeing him filming this…

5:04 this scene was always so awkward, and I got second hand embarrassment idk why 🫣💀💀🗿🗿🫢ALSO IMAGINE FILMING THIS ON SET LIKE NOOO KRISTEN STEWART WAS LIKE 18

Y’all can we PLEASE talk about the fact that @1:55 when Bella starts going cross eyed the song playing the background says “MY EYES ARE OFF”!!!!!

4:26 gotta be one of the funniest parts of this video 💀🤣

“YES LESS EMOTION “ had me there😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I CANT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!! Keep doing what you do! Your channel will go farther than you ever imagined! Also WE NEED GREASE SOON!!!!!!!!!

It’s Bella taking 20 minutes to answer the rain question 😂

3:44 literally the most feeling shes given out of all the entire chronicle see bella you can do it

Just a bit more of twilight pls we need it i beg you.🥺🥺

The part where it said "Next one to pop out I'm swinging" is so hilarious I can't stop laughing.

So many things were wrong about this saga... the acting, the fact she wanted Edward and not Jacob, the list goes on... 😅

At part 6:05 it sounds like she says “YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LONGEST/LUCKIEST MONSTER?!” When I say longest/luckiest, it is because I hear it as longest, or luckiest, but I’m not too sure what she is actually saying there

2:59 Ok but like how come when she punched that werewolf she was fine but when she punched Jacob she broke her hand? This movie doesn’t make any sense but I love it

“He looks like he needs help!” It truly does

"IT'S JUST A PAPER CUT..... nOw mY bAcK IS bRoKEn tOo😭🤚" 3:29 pleasee HELPPP😭😂😂 "What this MAN has lOnGeR HAIR than mine😒😑" "where the hell have you been lOcAL"

3:02 *when you piss off the weird kid at school* 💀😭😂

Jasper doesn’t need to blink because Bella does enough of blinking for everyone

1:28 "does he ever blink?" this line made me roll on ground so hard😂😂😂

OMG CANT WAIT FOR THIS YOU ARE FREAKING HILARIOUS AND I GET HYSTERICAL WHEN EVER I WATCH YOU “Nice”

2:50 had me

“Oh no she twichin” I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The acting from them in particular Kristin…is so horrendous I walked out giggling uncontrollably. Your version shines a light on this

4:38 This scene with Charles acting over as Jasper that had me laugh so hard wirh the face Charles was making

0:34 he looks like he needs help 🤣😂

“ her and that baby needs some milk” 😂 that had me laughing so hard

Jasper never blinks in the twilight movies because everyone else is doing the blinking for him😂

“Now my back is broken to!” 😂💀💗

I've never watched Twilight but the girl who can't stop blinking stole all the guys who don't blink blinks 😂😂

The back break scene was hilarious

How come jasper can handle being in a room with Bella bleeding like crazy but can’t handle a paper cut

6:14 I love this actor lol 🤣🤣

0:12 beautiful singing voice 10/10 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂

We all just here to remember that twilight phase we had, i still have all the books and moves XD

4:33 I cant breathe

THE PLEASE DON'T KILLED ME OF BELLA😭😭😭😭 2:26

3:14 bruh the filter😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The jasper impersonation 😂😂😂😂😂😂

1:03 the way the ball just hit the camera

1:41 the high school musical sweat shirt is everything

3:36 he looked possesed 😂

My lungs collapsed at 4:47 like that junk literally had me on the floor dying of laughter🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

0:33 my boy Jasper looks like he’s constipated lol 4:44 Edward kinda looks evil but then again that’s how he always looks to me…

the whole entire video got me dying of laughter!!!!! 😅🤣😂

I recently just rewatched the Twilight saga again and I mean these movies are so hilarious! I have no idea why they are so loved except for the fact that they are hilarious, and to think that I used to think these movies had PEAK acting and were very entertaining.

“He need some milk” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I tried watching the first one tonight only knowing that there were vampires in it and having no idea what the plot was. Anyway I got about half way in and had to take a mental health break

This guy is so hilarious😂

Edward: This is what I am Me thinking: A fairy 💀

6:24 💀💀💀💀nah I'm crying 😂😭💀

I'll forever be mad that my little cousin was so excited to have me marathon this mess with her. It was agony

Why is her acting lowkey giving Amber Heard vibes, like especially when she’s talking about the rain

0:45 Amber heard when she was asked if she felt confident:

Bella's facial expressions are so on point.😆

I remember seeing this in theatre bcs my friends all read the book and had to see it ...the part when he shows bella what he really is i burst out laughing in the theatre i was like ooooh so hes shiny lmfao...i guess its supposed to be diamond hard skin that shines like diamonds as my friends put it anyways lol...im like no that's glitter

The dog filter killed me 😂please I’m wheezing 😭😂

every scene with aro is instantly hilarious

Charles you deserve a Oscar ❤

Jasper, Bella, Edward and Jacob got me crying on my knees

WELL! I'M EXCITED! Me and my friends have an ongoing Harry Potter Vs. Twilight joke/argument, so I can't WAIT for this to further the fact that HARRY POTTER IS SUPERIOR! (Have I gone a little mad in my attempt to prove Twilight isn't as good? Perhaps. Do I regret it? pShHhH... nOoOo...?)

2:37 my favorite clip 😌

You nicknamed my daughter after the lockness monster had me dying

“It’s just a paper cut now my back is broken too!”

"Oh nah she twitching" 💀💀💀 She going cross eyed... She dead 😂😂😂...this guy is just...

THIS PART WAS SO DRAMATIC FOR NO REASON 5:29 LIKE IT DONT NEED TO BE THIS DRAMATIC

🤣 the scene where bella nearly breaks her back and rose and alice just stand there staring. 🤭

I can’t wait for me to die laughing😂😂

"Does he ever blink" no Bella does enough for the both if them

2:10 is hilarious the ketchup

2:54 was hilarious

“YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCKNESS MONSTER “ btw I spelled it wrong 😂😂😂

"WHAT THE- OH YEAH I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A TRANSFER" Bro I will never stop laughing at your vids

Bella is blinking for herself AND Jasper. She is so thoughtful🥰😂

Omg okay this .. i was dying. I died. Im dying. dead 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣