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Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes

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On Charlie Sheen's new cooking show; Winning Recipes, Charlie shows you how to cook using all of the power of a warlock.
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@xavierhuc2125
@xavierhuc2125 9 жыл бұрын
Charlie Sheen threatening a knife with another knife is one of the best thing ever .
@mpowe123
@mpowe123 5 жыл бұрын
This just proves how talented Charlie Sheen is. Sober or not, having a breakdown or not, he is funny.
@karlastafford9623
@karlastafford9623 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely ! 😁
@bolo2393
@bolo2393 2 жыл бұрын
Ten years later, and this is still easily one of the best things on KZfaq.
@simontracey4160
@simontracey4160 Жыл бұрын
Yep, I come here often and laugh every time. Charli did his job god bless him
@gitsurfer27
@gitsurfer27 10 жыл бұрын
This is one of the greatest things ive ever seen, period.
@princessparrots
@princessparrots 10 жыл бұрын
I love this video
@emmetbrown2859
@emmetbrown2859 10 жыл бұрын
i agree.
@bmwjonathan
@bmwjonathan 18 күн бұрын
Indeed 😂😂
@Superintendent_ChaImers
@Superintendent_ChaImers 10 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up if you would actually watch this as a series on Food Network.
@SpikePowers
@SpikePowers 9 жыл бұрын
+Nunya Bidness I want this to happen soooo baaaadd
@nicolekosch4429
@nicolekosch4429 8 жыл бұрын
+Spike Powers XD He would be much better than some food network ppl that is for sure O_O ooohhh make him join Brown on Cut throat kitchen XD
@SpikePowers
@SpikePowers 8 жыл бұрын
Nicole Kosch Loved him on Dr. Oz
@kseustis
@kseustis 8 жыл бұрын
+Nunya Bidness uh, duh, yeah
@max4410
@max4410 Жыл бұрын
People say the dumbest things for thumbs up.
@colinmackinnon696
@colinmackinnon696 10 жыл бұрын
"All green things must die" Thus saith the Sheen.
@tanchinguyen04
@tanchinguyen04 9 жыл бұрын
You are so wrong without green were dead
@sagehokage357
@sagehokage357 10 жыл бұрын
'my body is a locked box of diamonds, uranium and assassin nobility' nuff said Charlie for President
@crashpal
@crashpal 9 жыл бұрын
no tiger blood?
@sagehokage357
@sagehokage357 9 жыл бұрын
no tiger blood, just assassin nobility lol
@Masada1911
@Masada1911 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty damn close now
@tessrusin
@tessrusin 10 жыл бұрын
I wanna live like a Rockstar Vatican Assassin
@benjaminmendoza3339
@benjaminmendoza3339 10 жыл бұрын
ATREES #thetruth
@thekingofnorway3465
@thekingofnorway3465 9 жыл бұрын
Teresa Rusin the Vatican does not have assassins, if they want to shut someone up they just buy them ice cream and tell them if they talk, Jesus will kill their parents
@alfredolara1811
@alfredolara1811 9 жыл бұрын
Michael FMBenitez
@BossDoubloon30
@BossDoubloon30 9 жыл бұрын
I love how he can make fun of himself. Give the man that much credit, at least
@reostzombie13
@reostzombie13 10 жыл бұрын
Sheen taking a knife to the knife was the best part.
@billklinger9425
@billklinger9425 2 жыл бұрын
The taste of Charlie Sheen makes your soul to weep and forfeit... lmao! CLASSIC!!!
@DStash
@DStash 9 жыл бұрын
Charlie Sheen has learned how to channel internet through himself.
@PageofLegend
@PageofLegend 7 жыл бұрын
This is so awesome, his ridiculous confidence is hilarious!
@TheOfficialxHaul
@TheOfficialxHaul 9 жыл бұрын
all green things must die lol
@hercharms8963
@hercharms8963 9 жыл бұрын
+xHaul Plimp love your profile pic!
@TheOfficialxHaul
@TheOfficialxHaul 9 жыл бұрын
+hercharms why thank you ma nigga!
@hercharms8963
@hercharms8963 9 жыл бұрын
Im wite choclate,and I don't even like the stuff,lol
@aliak3734
@aliak3734 8 жыл бұрын
charlie sheen still a great actor
@SuperKako17
@SuperKako17 6 жыл бұрын
Nah, that's just him.
@Forenzikproductions
@Forenzikproductions 8 жыл бұрын
This is so funny now because of the circumstances
@briangenthner5500
@briangenthner5500 6 жыл бұрын
Rare Videos by Javier Vargas TV! Because of the implications
@Lucas-DX
@Lucas-DX 3 жыл бұрын
It was already funny back then… that’s why it was made
@dcjxd
@dcjxd 7 жыл бұрын
Cocaine's hell of a drug
@JasmineMorrisPublicFuzz
@JasmineMorrisPublicFuzz 9 жыл бұрын
I don't cook food. I will it!
@edwardkushnerov4908
@edwardkushnerov4908 9 жыл бұрын
Similarly, I don't eat food; I will it into my stomach :p
@letigidou2052
@letigidou2052 9 жыл бұрын
I don't eat either , i just skip directly to digestion.
@DarthRushy
@DarthRushy 9 жыл бұрын
Why was this never picked up? This should be going on its 12th season with Ashton Kutcher by now!
@bruceneu8588
@bruceneu8588 4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@victorbrunswick
@victorbrunswick 9 жыл бұрын
"My body is a lockbox of diamonds, uranium and assassin nobility."
@biglesthecat4454
@biglesthecat4454 6 жыл бұрын
It's always great when a celebrity can make fun of themselves and Charlie Sheen is the king of self parodying
@Vetgo21
@Vetgo21 13 жыл бұрын
"I am living the life of a rock-star Vatican assassin" Charlie Sheen is just too epic XD
@sakusia
@sakusia 10 жыл бұрын
"this is not a spatula it's a cooking wand ... FOR A WARLOCK!!" lmao. Those snobby cooking shows bug me. I think Charlie should team up with Emeril and say ''Bam let's kick it up a notch with some tiger blood". I would like to order a "tomato winning salad".
@bolo2393
@bolo2393 2 жыл бұрын
I worked in a few kitchens around the time this came out. So many great one liners to throw around. "My hands are rated by Zagats", "duh, WINNING! Steak is done", and "really? looks like a (fill in the blank) WINNING salad to me" were some of the best.
@CookingwithSugarTV
@CookingwithSugarTV 13 жыл бұрын
I know one thing for sure that kitchen is Winning. WOW would I love to cook a meal there.
@CheddarBob39
@CheddarBob39 12 жыл бұрын
I love Charlie Sheen. Awesome guy with a great sense of humor. He is the coolest guy ever.
@trainrider02
@trainrider02 13 жыл бұрын
Charlie Sheen is even funnier than on network tv. He is able to express himself without restraints of the "suits" of the world.
@S2C8509
@S2C8509 3 ай бұрын
Just checking to make sure this is as hilarious as I remember. 😆
@Allison-qk1ws
@Allison-qk1ws 9 жыл бұрын
Say what you want about the man, but at least he's a good sport.
@00Grunk
@00Grunk 9 жыл бұрын
All this video does is make me feel depressed because I will never be this awesome :/
@gewgulkansuhckitt9086
@gewgulkansuhckitt9086 9 жыл бұрын
I figured it would end with the real owners of the house coming in and finding Charlie Sheen making a mess in their kitchen.
@charmainemiles4089
@charmainemiles4089 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie Sheen has a brilliant mind, I just love him and who else can be that funny he cracks me up and that lot in Hollywood could never be as honest as him.
@soulfulfreedomheart2505
@soulfulfreedomheart2505 4 жыл бұрын
Winning 😁
@griffyt209
@griffyt209 9 жыл бұрын
The way he uses adjectives is like if gabriel just never stopped talking and it's great
@alfatazer_8991
@alfatazer_8991 9 жыл бұрын
So much winning!
@vgoth100
@vgoth100 10 жыл бұрын
Rockstar Vatican Assasin would so totally sell as an energy drink.....winning!
@ashtodust3664
@ashtodust3664 5 жыл бұрын
only time I ever witnessed my now deceased father laugh was when I made him watch this 8 years ago. Come on it is funny and absolutely makes a mockery of the billion cooking shows on tv of now.
@jswashbuckle
@jswashbuckle 9 жыл бұрын
"The taste of Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit" LOL
@comanchio1976
@comanchio1976 8 жыл бұрын
I thought it was someone impersonating him at first, and I thought "Hey this guy's pretty good.."
@ceeman100
@ceeman100 7 жыл бұрын
comanchio1976 idubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbz?
@pizzaslicer3680
@pizzaslicer3680 10 жыл бұрын
this must be made a real cooking show
@FlossyCarter
@FlossyCarter 12 жыл бұрын
UMMMMMM TASTE LIKE WINNING!!!
@user-ls1cl6vf7e
@user-ls1cl6vf7e 2 ай бұрын
This is the greatest thing ever!!!
@daiduongdaviddinh140
@daiduongdaviddinh140 6 жыл бұрын
Charlie, please teach me about the teleport thing
@jamesepperson9734
@jamesepperson9734 8 жыл бұрын
this gets. Highly Ingenious Venture and Positive review.
@karlastafford9623
@karlastafford9623 3 жыл бұрын
He's so funny ! He makes me laugh so hard my sides hurt. 😂😂😂
@brentjahnsen8839
@brentjahnsen8839 10 жыл бұрын
It does not seem to matter what charlie does, but is somehow so inspirational!!! :)
@logix0
@logix0 10 жыл бұрын
All green things must die LOL
@elannikkel
@elannikkel 9 жыл бұрын
" All green must die". xD fucking awesome
@stephenh5865
@stephenh5865 2 ай бұрын
HILARIOUS !!! A total comedian. Hopper rides again?
@tsfbaf303
@tsfbaf303 12 жыл бұрын
He says "hm....tastes like Winning." before he tried it. xD
@gustavobarbosa9799
@gustavobarbosa9799 10 жыл бұрын
I couldn't find some Charlie Sheen's gaze at Wal Mart. How can I finish my steak now?
@EdvinLu
@EdvinLu 9 жыл бұрын
Hi there. I'm getting slightly crazy here. Someone please answer these questions to me. PLEASE: 1. Why are these celebrities filming for this channel? 2. What sorcery is this?
@SpikePowers
@SpikePowers 9 жыл бұрын
+Edvin Lu 1) To get more views and to have really funny videos 2) Hollywood
@adamnorthwood1673
@adamnorthwood1673 8 жыл бұрын
+Edvin Lu Illuminati
@SubjectDelta20
@SubjectDelta20 11 жыл бұрын
I loved how serious he sounded at the "All green things must die..." part,lol Hilarious.
@thx1085
@thx1085 5 жыл бұрын
Every once in a while if I’m craving a cigarette I just think about this madman
@Crazy_Cakes
@Crazy_Cakes 10 жыл бұрын
looks like a tomato winning salad to me
@kaoskryst6688
@kaoskryst6688 5 жыл бұрын
Dear Charlie Sheen, you know this already, you're awesome and dearly missed. You've brought a lot of joy to my life. I don't know all that happened, but I still watch two and a half men, sometimes with kooter, but most often not. I haven't seen all the episodes yet, but I will with you in them. Just finished watching the 2 part with pianos and it was sad when they crushed you with the piano, but hilarious when they got chuck lorre. I'd like to see you doing something else in the showbiz, but with all these politically correct motherfuckers out there and all these bitches with no fucking bawls.. I don't know, the way shit's unfolding is it's headed towards some Idiocracy and Demolition Man pacifist cesspool fuck-o-rama world. Fuck them, fuck the haters, and fuck the kumquats that want everyone to be like everyone else and tell you how to fucking live. The world needs people like you Charlie Sheen! Much Love, ~Kozmo
@crossan24
@crossan24 12 жыл бұрын
putting charlie sheen and chuck norris in a fight is like what happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force
@TheBoxingCannabyte
@TheBoxingCannabyte 10 жыл бұрын
This made me go out and buy a pack of smokes for the first time in a little over a year. Winning! *Drinks some Tiger Blood*
@privatenina5063
@privatenina5063 8 жыл бұрын
Make a tv show off of this
@DeepbloodFang
@DeepbloodFang 10 жыл бұрын
Damn he has gotten so skinny
@catherinevaz6139
@catherinevaz6139 6 жыл бұрын
Yes, and so do crack and coke :)
@SoulM.A.1303
@SoulM.A.1303 6 жыл бұрын
cmon, I think he's in a great condition. It's more important that he's healthy
@WaywardSister92
@WaywardSister92 6 жыл бұрын
Drugs will do it.
@LaraCroftEyes1
@LaraCroftEyes1 6 жыл бұрын
He isn't healthy and it has nothing to do with him having HIV
@junior-8777
@junior-8777 5 жыл бұрын
That’s what HIV/AIDS does to you, lmfaoo.
@ILL_Spills
@ILL_Spills 8 жыл бұрын
Charlie Sheen in his old age looks like Jim Varneys character Ernest and he should do a " Ernest goes to ... " movie.
@ninjastah
@ninjastah 8 жыл бұрын
This needs to be a show!
@milllumine2246
@milllumine2246 8 жыл бұрын
hope he doesn't cut his fucking hand. wouldn't want any of his tiger blood in my food.
@YugiohMaster1987
@YugiohMaster1987 8 жыл бұрын
you mean AIDS? Cause that's what he has, HIV-AIDS.
@YugiohMaster1987
@YugiohMaster1987 8 жыл бұрын
But this was still hilarious, either way and he's still a great actor.
@LPWatterson
@LPWatterson 8 жыл бұрын
I thought that it was just HIV. Anyhoo, either way he's gonna have a hard time getting even the rent-girls to go to bed with him.
@Koliho1337
@Koliho1337 10 жыл бұрын
cocaine is a helluva drug
@brandon96crotty
@brandon96crotty 10 жыл бұрын
it's called charlie sheen
@ChrJahnsen
@ChrJahnsen 6 жыл бұрын
Screw all the nobodys who give him shit because they envy his rock star lifestyle. Charlie is just so damn cool!!
@kozykingjames
@kozykingjames 9 жыл бұрын
I get hungry for a nice meal and a glass of wine after I watch this.
@Tsumami__
@Tsumami__ 9 жыл бұрын
Im literally crying at 2:12 😂😂😂😂😂
@rikardlinden6800
@rikardlinden6800 10 жыл бұрын
i don´t like him no more
@itztuck3r
@itztuck3r 10 жыл бұрын
Fuck you
@FireShadowCZ
@FireShadowCZ 10 жыл бұрын
Tucker Andrasek precisely
@wjmcd703
@wjmcd703 10 жыл бұрын
Duh winning steak is done, love it!
@whatisdisshit
@whatisdisshit 12 жыл бұрын
That outdoor kitchen setup at 1.04 is sick! There is a TV and everything! Would like to own something similar to that in the future :)
@ceeman100
@ceeman100 7 жыл бұрын
warning, the taste of Charlie Sheen will cause your immune system to weep, and forfeit.
@bolo2393
@bolo2393 2 жыл бұрын
My boy is a lockbox (choking back laughter while speaking) of diamonds, uranium, and assassin nobility! This dude is incredible
@EATITTV
@EATITTV 10 жыл бұрын
I'm a proud member of the "Church of Charlie Sheen" !!!
@johnnymonster2128
@johnnymonster2128 Жыл бұрын
This has aged surprisingly well...
@cakestalker
@cakestalker 12 жыл бұрын
charlie sheen is awesome :) miss you on two and a half men, the show sucks without you.
@Fresca64_
@Fresca64_ 11 жыл бұрын
1:24 I think Charlie Sheen and the giant notepad from "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared" need to get together.
@SomethingCool51
@SomethingCool51 10 жыл бұрын
I forgot how cool Charlie Sheen was. What site did he upload his rants onto?
@CajunRecon
@CajunRecon 12 жыл бұрын
There is only 1 word to describe this video properly---- GOLD
@MadcatBiser
@MadcatBiser 3 жыл бұрын
I live for 1:24 "All green things must die"
@blacknite67
@blacknite67 12 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Charlie Sheen :( , you were a young soul...that was unfortunate....thank you for all the entertainment over the years :)
@wesselbindt
@wesselbindt 12 жыл бұрын
Only someone as awesome as Charlie Sheen could parody Charlie Sheen.
@danieljackson6466
@danieljackson6466 9 жыл бұрын
According to the title of this channel, everybody is dead after watching this video.
@ketaminemeltdown
@ketaminemeltdown 12 жыл бұрын
WARNING: The taste of Charlie Sheen will cause your soul to weep, and forfeit. Brilliant
@lethargicastengah572
@lethargicastengah572 13 жыл бұрын
"Warning: The taste of Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep, and forth it."
@BrunoAlbouze
@BrunoAlbouze 10 жыл бұрын
Wow! now I understand why most Americans don't cook
@Prismtx85
@Prismtx85 9 жыл бұрын
NPsnipes Fuck Yeah !
@Michael-xm4ux
@Michael-xm4ux 4 жыл бұрын
Interviewer: why do you want this role in Two & a Half Men? Charlie: Face it, i’m living the life of a rockstar Vatican assassin. Interviewer: You hired.
@user-uh2mp8jl3q
@user-uh2mp8jl3q 6 ай бұрын
What a fantastic funny guy,bless from uk
@Darkangelrock92
@Darkangelrock92 10 жыл бұрын
Lmfao he truly embrace his role in this clip, haha winning! :)
@georgepitsounis4758
@georgepitsounis4758 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah girl winning every day
@scupas2329
@scupas2329 9 жыл бұрын
still so many viewers. salute to the legend. GO tiger blood.
@awinterblazettrpg
@awinterblazettrpg 10 жыл бұрын
My tiger blood needs meat. I almost died from this line.
@ellabor9054
@ellabor9054 5 жыл бұрын
I wont stop doing thiS i luv u mr. Charlie sheen
@AmberElizabeth95
@AmberElizabeth95 12 жыл бұрын
I'm sad that Charlie Sheen doesn't do this stuff anymore. I adored him last year when he did
@AdamSmith-tk5br
@AdamSmith-tk5br 7 жыл бұрын
"all green things must die". 😅he says that just like Johnny Depp in Fear and loathing.
@heathergundry7059
@heathergundry7059 4 жыл бұрын
Very very funny, deep and witty. Love the way you garnish the meal with your Tiger vision.
@myasshole69
@myasshole69 12 жыл бұрын
I want to wake up one and day and see Charlie Sheen is cooking my food. I mean i will die only for the fact i am in the same house with the Sheen, but hey at least i could see him with my own eyes.
@christiansharp6151
@christiansharp6151 11 жыл бұрын
best funny or die video ive seen in awhile!
@LuckyPoop
@LuckyPoop Жыл бұрын
What is going on, why does this have to do with me, it's 2023 and I still do not know what is going on and why?
@AFMike0129
@AFMike0129 13 жыл бұрын
My fingertips radiate sunshine and I water them with the tears of a jaguar....hahahahahaaaa
@1992jkwj
@1992jkwj 9 жыл бұрын
My soul has forfeited and weeped while Justin Beiber became famous, out of rage. I am ready for your willing, Sheen.
@jacobbrim2213
@jacobbrim2213 7 жыл бұрын
one of the best videos ive ever seen
@87alsjth
@87alsjth 12 жыл бұрын
All green things must die? *sigh* Sorry Kermit *lights a match* but our leader has spoken.
@crackosaurus
@crackosaurus 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie’s humor in this is a proto How to Basic
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