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My grandmother did this to an ex: - Bought powdered milk - Sprinkled liberally on his lawn - It rained - Lawn became more milk than grass - It spoiled - Swamp lawn that stank for weeks 10/10 would do this to an enemy

My gf was going into the Army and told her roommate that if he wanted to keep the furniture she bought for the place he could if he paid her 50% of what she paid. He said sure but never paid her. When she moved out she literally took EVERYTHING she bought for the apartment. Lamps, lightbulbs, command hooks, TP, tinfoil…ALL OF IT. And donated it to a shelter on her way to the recruiters office! I died laughing

When my mom broke up with her 2nd husband, he tried to be petty and put a huge lock on their wine fridge so she couldn't take their wine collection, which she had collected and bought over the few years together. So when he wasn't home she just took the whole fridge with her and dealt with the lock later😁😂

Everytime I visited my husband's parents his mother kept telling how beautiful and wonderful his ex-wife was and kept a huge wedding picture of his son and his ex on the wall. So I just smiled and listened to the stories. I got fed up and decided I didn't want to visit them for a while. At least take the picture down for crying out loud.. Well I endep up not going there for 3 years. The next time we saw her we told her we had gotten married. The look on his mother's face when she realised she hadn't been invited. Now she has taken the old picture down and keeps asking for our wedding picture. I'm taking my sweet time delivering it to her. 😄

My petty story: I dated a guy that was an author. Being a good girlfriend I bought all his works. After the truth of him having a whole wife and family came out I did the most responsible thing i could do. I returned everything and posted bad reviews.

Soo my Petty story is when a guy I occasionally slept with and stayed at his house fairly often told me that he only slept with me as a substitute for the girl he really wanted to sleep with but couldn´t have. Yeah, you can imagine how I felt hearing that. So since I had a key to his house still I went there on a day I knew he was working, took everything that belonged to me and then proceeded to dump an entire pot of small glitter all over his bed and under the sheet and mattress. For MONTHS he still turned up to work covered in glitter. the pretties and pettiest revenge I´ve ever made for sure. .

As a girl, i close both lids cause im pretty sure its more sanitary. When you flush, particles fly out of the toilet bowl. There is a big reason why i don't leave my toithbrush in the bathroom.

My petty story: My childhood best friend and I started dating in high school for four years. He then moves to New York after graduation and we go long distance for about a year, talking and calling steadily. One day he said he had to get some sleep for an exam and that he’d talk the next day. It’s been two years and he never came back. Well he aspired to be an author and wrote stories online that I’d been supporting for YEARS. I then decided that I would create an account on the website and write stories too, and that I’d be a better author then he ever was. He read the stories, would comment all the time and praise my work, talked to me on the side without knowing it was me, and then finally after a year of being each other’s online “bffs”, I dropped the bomb and he left the site indefinitely, never finishing his books. Me? I’m still going strong and have a bigger audience than he ever did

"Danny the defensive driving instructor" is unfortunately only an Onion bit, however, the full thing is pretty funny

“Danny is not my true name” The co host’s face looks like her soul drifted away.

When I found out I was pregnant I was like the petty queen. The day before I found out I was pregnant (after my fiance/father of my son begged me for a baby) didn't come home, the next day he told me he is bringing his ex wife home, I wasn't doing that. I packed my stuff, burned all our pictures and dumped out all of his booze (he just spent $300), and left the pictures under the empty booze containers in the sink. The next day I go to the house and hand him the pregnancy test. He told me to move back in. I looked at him and told him "what? how does this work I get Monday. Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday and she gets Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday?" I told him hell no. A week goes by he kicks her out and I move back in for a week later decided he didn't want to be a dad. That's fine I moved on and I've been raising my son for 6 years I got married 7 months ago to an amazing man and i love being his wife and being able to do wife things. My sons father had the balls to tell me a few days ago I was the best thing that happened to him and he fucked it up. I laughed so damn hard. I came home and told my husband and he said "well that sucks for him your mine now" we both are petty as shit it's great

my husband and i immediately came to a compromise of closing the toilet lid after we go to the bathroom, not only for that dumb debacle, but because it's hygienic. no one realizes just how much sprays around the bathroom when you flush and closing the lid before you flush fixes that

The both lids down guy can think he's being petty all he wants. But in reality he is just doing what EVERYONE should do! Close both lids people!!

I had someone from work count all my bathroom breaks and lied about how long I took each time by A LOT (I'm talking if I took seven minutes, then she'd say I took 15 to 20 minutes) so I hid her chair (that was the factory's property and had a "DO NOT TOUCH " sign on it) all the way on the other side of the factory. She wobbled over to get it and put an even bigger sign on it. I waited till everyone went on break , ripped off the sign and hid it in a different spot. Figured out she was also a racist. She blamed it on the Mexican ladies that worked with us for LITERALLY NO REASON. I apologized to the poor woman she blamed and she thought what I did was hilarious and said, "That woman is a bitch. Its okay."

"...because lemons don't smell when they rot" its poetry

A few things for you. I was a shift lead at Jack in the Box. During a busy dinner rush, guy comes through the drive-thru and orders seven combo meals. Some time after he left I got a call, we had forgotten a combo. The dude was real nice about it and I was very apologetic. He says he'll be back to get that combo. I make everything fresh and try to time it to where he won't have to wait. Apparently, the combo meal we missed was his wife's and she was the one that came back for the food. She was very rude at the speaker box but I mean she didn't get her food before. She gets to the window and we give her the food. I also had a bag with some cheesecakes in as an I'm sorry we fucked up. She sneered at it and asked what it was. When I told her, she snapped at me saying she was a diabetic. My response, because at this point I was over her, then you shouldn't be eating fast food and I shut the window. When it comes to the sibling thing. I am the last of four children and I also was the Oops baby. My older brother likes to tell me I was a mistake all the time. I'm about to graduate college with a BS in respiratory care. I was the only child that didn't fuck up royally as a teenager (not perfect by any means but better than the others). So now I've taken to saying that I may have been a mistake but they saved the best for last.

Both lids down is the “closed” position & the proper way to “reset” the toilet as you exit the room. Nothing can fall in & cats/dogs can’t take a drink. He’s right!

I would have put the empty bottles back in the box and hid them back where he left them so he would find them at a later date.

I had someone try to throw it in my face that I’m adopted from birth and I said “at least my parents definitely wanted me and didn’t just get stuck with me” 🤣🤣👌🏻

My petty story: I had a horrible roommate who stole from me. I finished moving on the coldest night of the year, while she was on a day trip with friends, and took the batteries I had purchased out of the thermostat. She was scheduled to return after the stores were closed. I still think fondly of the night she probably had, as a result.

The woman with the nose ring might possibly be my new hero.the layers of petty in her plan… from leaving the key in the locked bedroom to hiding the lemons because they don’t smell 😂😂😂 this woman is the Da Vinci of petty

My roommate broke the coffee pot ( can happen), but then didn't replace it in time (took about 15 days to CLICK THE LINK I sent her for the replacement) before it was sold out. I have purchased a new coffee maker that makes EXACTLY the amount of coffee I need for my breakfast and thermos (used to make for her as well before, much bigger pot). Now I only make coffee for myself, never for her, and I will not teach her how to use the new machine (she's kind of clueless with appliances). I'm a doctor working in the middle of the pandemic, do.not.mess.with.my.coffee.

The most petty action I ever took. When my roommates and I were splitting in NY, one of them demanded I leave the dishes a neighbor gave me for helping her move furniture. My former roommate said she deserved them because she was a girl. Next day, the box with the dishes was the first one I shipped home to my mom and gave her the dishes for Xmas.

The “When my wife and I are fighting” guy reminds me /so/ much of how a cat will straight up stare at you while they swipe whatever off the table onto the floor. 😂 Priceless.

Petty People can be shortened to Pepe. So we would have Karens, Chads, and Pepes.

"because lemons don't smell when they go bad" that wink man, that got me xD

After multiple rejections, my housemate took to controlling measures (not allowing guests over, my laptop went missing to which I found out my guy friends had been getting weird messages from "me", following me whenever I went out in our small town). When I busted him for it, he took to trying to inconvenience me (if I was on an early, he'd game loudly until 4am, if I was on a late, he'd be up early to make ridiculous amounts of noise). Thing was, it was my name on the bills. I gave him the ultimatum of behaving, or leaving. He threw an angry fit that got the neighbours concerned. So for my own safety I served him his 30 days notice. He tainted people's opinions of me at work, saying that I owed him money, I was obsessing over him, and he'd chosen to leave the house because I was making his life hell. So I printed out a breakdown at work with evidence of all of the bills and rent he still owed me money for and "accidentally" left it on show. Whilst he stopped causing trouble at work, he still acted up at home. So I bit my tongue, and when he was getting serious on a PC game, I'd block his Mac address from the router and claim network issues. He still can't look me in the eye half a decade on when I order from where he still works.

My junior year of high school (11th grade), I was at small private school, and my younger sister was two years younger than me, in 9th grade. I was, and still am, the type to have a handful of close friends instead of being the social butterfly. My sister, on the other hand, always wanted to be the center of attention, and could not understand why I didn't feel the same way. That said, I didn't have a problem with recognition if I actually earned it. That year, I informed Lil Sis that I did not want a huge public fiasco for my birthday (shoutout March babies!). If she had it announced at morning assembly, I was returning her birthday gift. If she had the student body sing at me at lunch, no Christmas present either. (I hit a lot of post holiday sales) She did both, saying she just knew I was joking. Yeah, no. She got really mad that I returned her gifts. Dad just shrugged and backed me up.

I'm guilty of being petty towards my husband. He has this terrible habit of leaving those green Crest floss picks everywhere, so I collect them and put them in his shoes preferably his workout shoes. There have been many occasions when I hear him yell my name at 4 am 🤣

The look of sheer delight on your face at the realisation on the “lemons don’t smell when they rot” one - 😘. Right with ya on that one 👍🏻

6:20 That clip is from Onion TV. How the hell people doesn’t know this. Most amazing n funny show ever

So I had got Chick-fil-A at school, and this one guy took my fry. It was a single fry but I complained to him over a year about it. That fry was everything lol.

My friend and her boyfriend lived together and he cheated on her , so when she moved out she stuffed shrimp inside the curtain rods so when they rot the house would smell and take forever to find. I was impressed of her payback.

I lost my 26 year old daughter and I have been so depressed. You helped me find my funny bone again. You seriously crack me up!! Your energy is contagious! Ty for being you. You saved a grieving mothers heart heal a bit.

Happened in a hospital I was working for. We had a unit secertary, beautiful (not jealous the girl hit the jackpot genes) rail thin, smiley- you get the idea. We were working night shit and due to no staffing, we were on our 5th and last night. This "treasure" walks into the breakroom, starts demeaning all nurse, staff, everyone- how were all fat and lazy and wouldn't be thin or pretty as her. NEVER. PISS. OFF- A group of night shift nurses. Now the girl had a sweet tooth, and would steal our coffee creamers and some types of drinks. So we put our money together and bought the best weight gainer there is and heavily encouraged her to enjoy. Took a little bit eventually she could no longer fit in her cloths and didn't know why, -still kept stealing the special creamer- still kept gaining. Tables were definitely turned.

I'm a cashier and something I've started doing lately is whenever there is a customer who pays in cash and is really rude or annoying, when making their change I will go out of my way to give them the grossest change I can. Black pennies, downright greasy dollar bills, you name it. If it's in my register it's about to be in their hand

Attorney here, the three slashed tires thing is a common misconception. As long as you have the right coverage, any number of vandalized tires would be covered. Love your channel, always good for a smile!

Leaving the toilet seat covered is just normal hygiene practice. If you flush with the lid up, you get particles of whatever was in there at the time of flushing on everything in the bathroom: towels, to, toothbrush, comb and hairbrush… EVERYTHING!

To be fair- I signed a lease with a roommate who told me how her former roommates had moved out in her, had the power turned off and other mean things. Her former roommates gave me their side of story. Six months into the lease I paid my rent through the end of the year and moved out. She was a nightmare.

Once this girl stood me up, so I stayed in touch in a friendly fashion. A year later I asked her out again to the fair. When she got there she called and I gave her the same line she gave me a year ago. "I'm just not ready to get involved in a relationship right." 🤣 never heard from her again.

11:05 The guy is actually doing the right thing for pure spite and pettiness. We should always close the lid before flushing to avoid bacteria and other gross stuff being airborne all over the bathroom.

I still love the one where the man who has to pay alimony sends the check every month and the checks have photos of him and his new wife on them.

That defensive driver instructor had me draw dropped 💀

Been reading through the comments for the past hour and a half or so, trying to find an update on the poor innocent wee dog being stolen. I'm praying that she took that wee baby back home safe and sound. I love Charlotte's videos, love them, she totally cheers me up but this one clip on this video scared me. I really do hope that precious furbaby got home again, his human must have been frantic with worry x

My petty story: My sister-in-law always liked to take jabs at me for my age (I'm only a couple of years older than her). For my 40th she sent me a 50th card. So for her next birthday, I sent her a "with sympathy" card and wrote in it "on the passing of your youth". Unfortunately that didnt stop her, she thought it was hilarious. But now the shoe is on the other foot. Her daughter's learned from the best I guess, because now they constantly remind her how old she is and she doesn't like it. Lol karma is the best revenge!

Closing the toilet lid “so women also have to work” is not petty. Toilets should be closed when not in use! If you flush the toilet with the lid up, ya nasty and you’re getting poop particles all over your bathroom from the tiny spray. This argument will always be pointless because toilets should be closed when not in use.

So I lived with this couple when I was in college- they were total a-holes. To the point where I started locking my bedroom when I was gone bc they would put trash in it. The boyfriend had this ‘special stick’ that he had on display and would show everyone that came over, claiming he found it while doing a giant trail hike- it was literally from a gift shop, you could see where the barcode sticker had been scratched off. Anyways, when it was time for us to move out, I hid the stick in the utility closet. I didn’t hide it well or anything. If you just opened the door to the closet, the stick would be the first thing you saw. I made a point to not be there the last couple days and I kept getting angry texts from both of them about how I stole the stick. They obviously never even tried to look for it. When I came back for the inspection with the leasing office people, I made sure I was the last one to leave the apartment, and I left with their dumb stick. About a month later, I sent them an old picture of the stupid stick in the utility closet and then a picture of it sitting by a dumpster. They were so mad 😂 It was a lot of work… I’m too lazy to be petty like that again, but props to the people who have the energy 😆

Petty moment #2: Once when I was working somewhere,I was having lunch and I took my plate to the sink and saw a sign saying “wash your dishes,your mother does not work here”. Wrote “Yes she does”. She did.

I can't be the only want who wants to see Charlotte make a video with this brother of hers. Petition to get Charlotte's brother on here!!!!!

A few years ago, I decided to move out from a place I was living in with roommates because they were awwwwful and the energy was suffocating. We had a “whiteboard” which was really just a gold picture frame with paper behind glass. Eventually they stopped communicating with me to my face entirely, or even by text and only wrote passive aggressive messages on this whiteboard. When I was moving out, they “helped” by taking everything out of the kitchen cupboards that belonged to me and not saying anything (I think they just didn’t want me to take anything of theirs) but they missed a bunch of my stuff. I tried to leave behind an apron of mine bc I knew my one roommate really liked it, and she promptly threw it in the garbage but made sure it was nicely folded on top for me to see. 🙄 Sooo I may have packed 1-2 extra tea towels, books and records that maybe technically didn’t belong to me by “mistake” and the very last thing I did on my way out was remove the whiteboard from the wall, slam it on the concrete outside (I cleaned up the shattered glass at least), and then chucked it on the top of the trash bin. 😅 I definitely looked like an insane woman… and I will never live with a roommate again lol. Lesson learned.

6:50 he’s like a Disney/Pixar version of a villain… he wanted revenge, but he helped people on his way to vengeance.

Prettiest thing I've done is probably when my friend and I were moving out of our house and she didn't help me come do the final clean because she had other plan or something, but said she'd be around later to grab the last of her things. So I took it upon myself to gather every last thing of hers and used the rest of the packing tape we had and taped it into a giant ball. We're actually still really close to this day but yeah that's how I took out my anger and frustration towards her. 😂

The pettiest thing I've ever done; when I found out my live-in boyfriend was cheating and speaking to his other like I did not exist I got fed up he didn't care about my feelings because of my financial situation. So one night while he was sleeping I took his phone and wrote the most beautiful proposal text to his baby mama (whom he was hiding our relationship from) pretending to be him but then called her the others chicks name at the end. yes. I. Did. (now where is that devil emoji?) As I laugh maniacally!

Petty Person: She wasn't texting me back, so I took her dog. Charlotte: PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM, OR SO HELP ME~!

My co-workers and I started smelling something bad in our office. Over the next several days it got worse and worse, a nauseating smell. We had a pest control company come because we figured it was a dead rodent (even though we checked everywhere looking for the source of the smell). Eventually, the pest control guy found the problem. Someone had put fresh shrimp down into the air vents and as it went bad the stench was overwhelming. It was winter time and every time the heat came on the smell filled the entire office building. We eventually found out who had done it and it was THE BUSINESS OWNER'S SON!!! Needless to say she was NOT happy.

“What the insurance doesn’t know, won’t hurt the insurance.” *slashes own fourth tire* 🙃

I travel for a living. One time I was working in a very small town. The motel was locally owned, and the business I was contracted to was paying for the motel room. When I checked in, the owner of the motel told me that all of the rooms had two beds. BUT he was only charging them for ONE bed. He said, "So don't use the other bed. Don't even mess it up or sit on it or I'll charge you for both beds. Because I don't want to have to change the bedding on both beds." I said OK, checked in, cleaned up, went and did my show, came back to the motel and went to bed. I never touched the other bed. BUT the next morning I woke up, and MADE THE BED THAT I SLEPT IN. PERFECTLY. Then I checked out and went to my next gig. One day later I received a call from the motel owner. He wanted to know which bed I slept in, so he could change the sheets. I told him that I honestly stay in hotels and motels all the time, so I actually can't remember which bed I slept in. He then asked me why I made my bed. I told him that I was raised to make my bed as soon as I wake up. He hung up rather abruptly.......I was not charged. Nor were the people that hired me. But he had to make both beds.

Dear toilet seat guy: You are doing everyone a favor because you SHOULD leave the lid down. Putting the lid down before flushing helps prevent the spraying of nasty toilet particles into the air. Keep leaving down the lid!

6:30 "Danny" I Am Impressed. 😳🤪🤣

I hate that I can't help but press play when I see one of your videos in my feed. It's crazy. I am not about that life, but I enjoy your zaniness and self-deprecating humour. You are the reason I am going to submit my work 2 hours late, actually 4 hours late at this rate.

Most petty thing I ever did was respond to my former roommate's passive aggressive letters with equally passive aggressive letters for months. She'd leave one over the dumbest things. Like she made sure all the food in the house that was hers had her initial on it. So I'd initial mine. If she ate something of mine, I'd eat something of hers. Then she'd write me a letter about eating her food. So I would write back that she ate my food first and fair is fair. If she wrote a letter complaining about something small or silly, then I'd do the same thing. She wrote about how my room was a little cluttered, so I wrote about how she had mounds of trash under her bed. She wrote about how much money I needed to put up for rent, I'd write about how she should stop buying junk she didn't need off of amazon while unemployed so that she wasn't raising my rent to compensate for it. Eventually I was the only one paying for BOTH of us living there, so I left. Then she ended up moving in with her mom because she couldn't afford it anymore.

My boyfriend complained about his socks not being matched properly because they are marked R and L. You best believe I made sure to go into the sock drawer to only march R and R and L with L. NEVER again will there be a R&L match…unless he does his own wash. 😘

Lived in this apartment complex. Initially getting the place, there were issues and like good future tenants, we took photos and filled out their sheet of the premove damage. One of the many things we mentiond was the doorframe that had a split in it. We had asked them to fix it during a semi-yearly walk through (it was carona time and everyone was wearing masks. This will be important later) and they told us basically "its just cosmetic and its not our problem to fix it." Okay fine and we let it go. Fast forward a couple years, we were moving out and were pretty fed up with the PM company and dealing with their BS on top of their move out expectations. They told us to deep clean the carpets, okay thats fine but said that we can either hire a company or they can do it and deduct from our deposit. I wasn't going to let them charge us $300+ for a freaking carpet cleaning and hired a company. Price? $150 after everything and they did it short notice. Absolute life savers. We also cleaned every square inch of that place, and I mean we were THOROUGH. We asked to be there during the inspection once we were out to make sure they wouldn't pull anything, but they told us no due to "COVID reasons". Okay but you inspected in person while we were home and we were all wearing masks?? Hmm, shady. We get the paperwork and deposit back almost an entire month later and they decided to charge us $30 for the doorway that was split. Apparently they never checked the paperwork we filled out initally moving in or they just "forgor" or lost it. We didn't have the photos handy since we literally just moved so we were SOL. BUT I had a gut feeling that they would pull this kinda crap despite us doing our due diligence. We were still unpacking at this point and had better things to do than finding the one photo to argue for the $30. Remeber that gut feeling? Little did they know, I had the hindsight to not let them know about the outlets in the kitchen that had stopped working and there was no cap to the sink faucet, so it just gushed out water. So even though they thought they got us and probs thought "Ah ha! I got you for $30 of your deposit" they most likely ended up paying more for someone to come out to fix the outlets and to replace the cap to the faucet. Time is money as they say, and most likely paid lovely people at their hourly rates for the fixes 🙃. My advice: Follow your gut feelings. That instinct is telling you that your going to get screwed over. So just get one step ahead without them evening knowing. Pre-petty at its finest. Sorry NOT sorry 😉😁

Was it just me or did anyone else laugh more than they should have when Char started to say put that back because their first thought went to Mike Wizowski sing "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me dundundun.." 🤭

Pettiest thing I ever did: Back in high school, this friend, J, and I would go out to hicksville for weekends to keep another friend company while her parents were out of town. Thing was, as we got older, hostess friend started inviting random guys she liked to come see her during the same weekends. She still wanted me and J there in case the guys didn't show up, but if they did, she'd lock herself and said rando in her bedroom overnight. We tried various tricks to lure them out - fire alarms, blaring opera at full volume - but one weekend we'd had enough. Sometime in the early morning, probably not long after she and her latest boy toy had fallen asleep, J and I decided to cook them breakfast. We set every place at the dining room table with the best china and silverware we could find. We brewed coffee and tea and poured glasses of milk and juice, set out cream and sugar. We scrambled a dozen eggs, made an entire loaf of French toast, sliced and toasted all the bagels in the freezer, fried up bacon and sausage links, poured milk on bowls of cereal... well, you get the idea. We cooked everything we could find, piled every pan and mixing bowl in the sink, and called my dad to come pick us up. We had plenty to time to eat while he drove out, and I remember how hard we were laughing. Before we left, I shouted to our hostess through the bedroom door, "J and I are leaving, but we made you breakfast! Bye!"

For the guy who puts the seat and lid of the toilet down, I don't see it as petty. In the first place, who really wants to see the inside of the bowl every time you go into the washroom? It looks better with the lid down. Secondly, (and this depends on when he puts the lid down) if he puts it down before he flushes, it cuts down massively on the bacteria that shoots into the air every time you flush. Since most bathrooms are fairly small, imagine where it lands. Of course, if he puts the lid down after he flushes, it's all moot.

watched this video with my phone facing me, my 3mo fussed and when I turned the phone so she could see she smiled and did a tiny giggle.

12:58 OMG! Jina Linetti is that you 🤣🤣🤣

as a mom of two boys and married to a fine man, I gotta say, they pulled the 'we outnumber you' card. So we agreed to have the lid down too so we ALL have to lift something. Oddly, I prefer the lid down as it's a sanitation thing, too, so win for me. Then I pulled my ace. Boy children: "why do WE have to clean the bathroom?" Mom: "See that floor? That isn't ME. So, yeah, you guys made the mess, you guys clean it up." My husband got out of it by pulling rank. "I'm the father, do as you mom says."

The pettiest thing I've ever done? I was on a flight from Brazil to L.A. and the guy behind me stuck his foot right in between my seat and the window, so I had to smell his stinky foot and couldn't even peek through the window. I asked him to move, but he pretended he was sleeping. Well... I also pretended I was sleeping, meanwhile, I SPIT ALL OVER HIS FOOT AND HIS SOCK.

The man that started a career in order to be the petty king 😱😱😱 That's some next level stuff

The way he says "Dani is not my true name ". He's about to slash them to bite for what they did.

Not mine but a former colleague told me that a waiter at the Inn where I was a chef-trainee would wait until the kitchen staff had washed the entire stove down for the night. (This was an 8 burner gas stove that, at that time had been on for roughly 12-14 hours) When this waiter saw that the stove had been reassembled we would head into the restaurant, sit at a table and order a Wiener Schnitzel forcing the kitchen to cook him one as he ordered it like he was a guest. After this happened for the 5th time my colleague took a fresh, new and unused blue washcloth, cut it in to, roughly, the shape of a Wiener Schnitzel, bread it and fry it up serving him this washcloth Schnitzel. The waiter took a single bite, came running into the kitchen yelling and screaming. He was told never to order after the kitchen had asked the waitstaff to confirm that no-one in the restaurant wanted to order more and after the waiter had left the kitchen my colleague was told to never do that again but it was kinda hard to take that order seriously as the head chef had to hold back tears of laughter. quick note: Before the kitchen staff would close and clean the kitchen for the night we would always ask the the restaurant manager or the head waiter if any guests was still eating and if they were to ask them if they would be interested in ordering more food or dessert, if that answer were a no we would start cleaning everything and it was at this point the a**hole waiter would go sit in the restaurant. Another quick note: This happened in Denmark where I am from

I dated this one guy (hes allergic to cats, that's important) for not even 3 months and he was wanting to move way too quickly and not respecting ANY of the boundaries I set (really long story but hes a jerk). I broke up with him, burned all the stuff he ever gave me except for his favorite hoodie, not because I cared it was his favorite but because I knew hed ask for it back. He did. Soooooo, I turned it inside out and let my cat sleep on it for 2 days, turned it right side out, and gave it to him. He seemed pretty itchy in bio2 lab the next day😂

the muffin dude is like cartman feeding scott tenorman his own parents in a bowl of chilli over a couple dollars

The level of petty the driving instructor went was high af, HE PLAYED THE LONG CON". I 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My partner slammed the door in my face during an argument many years ago. The next day when he went to the store, I got the screw driver and took the door off the hinges. I hid it behind the tool table in the garage. :-p When he came home, he asked where the door was and I told him he had lost the door privileges. LMAO! That was a long time ago. I'd like to believe we've grown since then (we celebrate our ten year anniversary on 10/12/21)!

That clip with the news anchor was EPIC!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LIVING FOR THE PETTY!!!!❤❤❤

Household rule: everyone completely close the toilet seat after use. 1) everyone has to make equal effort to lift and close toilet. 2) closing toilet seat before flushing is more sanitary.

My parents are very manipulative and when I lived with them still they were always finding reasons why I owed them including deciding to charge me back rent without even talking to me about wanting to start charging me rent. I didn't even know they wanted me to pay rent and suddenly I owed them three months worth! So when I moved out, I took as much toilet paper as I thought I could get away with and ANYTHING I'd ever bought myself. Including all the dishes I bought years before when we needed new ones, the shower curtain and towels from the bathroom and a few appliances that everyone used often. All things I bought since we needed them but they made me buy. I heard later from my siblings that my parents were annoyed... Well they can suck it after all the emotional abuse and handle replacing those things themselves

Petty Story: My Ex left me after 89 days into the marriage. I am sure she cheated but that is not the point. I am disabled but she closed all my bank accounts and I couldn't get paid for a few months. So I did 2 things. I knotted all her clothes that had sleeves. During the divorce, I made sure she has to have insurance available for me to use .....for the rest of her life... Nee Ner Nee Ner

A job of mine in my 20's, this older lady got pissed off in the break room when she saw that someone had put an ice cube tray back in the freezer with only a couple cubes left. It was NOT empty, I remember that clearly. There were at least a couple left. So anyway she goes, "I told these bastards. They think I'm playing." (She was a big nasty thing, always pissed about something. She wasn't a supervisor or anything, just another employee like myself.) She took the other two FULL TRAYS of ice cubes, along with the one that had only a couple left, and dumped them all in the sink and put them back empty. "Now they got NO ice." I was the only other person in the break room at the time, and she kept giving me a look like I was supposed to be impressed by how cool she was. When she saw me shaking my head she was like, "What?? They deserve it. I TOLD them" and waddled out of the room. It never ceases to amaze me how petty and small some people can be.

I can say I also do the toilet seat thing. I grew up with 3 sisters and they always yelled at me when I didn't put the seat down, so I trained myself to put both the lid and seat down. They then yelled at me for doing that, because they 'didn't want to have to look at the seat before urinating,' but yet I had to. needless to say I still put both seat and lid down every time.

Freshman year of college, I had the PETTIEST of suitemates. I shared a large room, and there were two smaller rooms, so there was 4 of us total that shared a common living room, kitchenette, and bathroom (a suite). One suitemate was a senior, and had lived there all 4 years, so she acted like she owned the place. (Took a whole 15 foot wall in the living room to use as storage shelving for herself, left her stuff all over the common counter, was possessive of the living room couches and would spread out her notebooks all day so no one could sit, would blast the TV too loudly, would hog the bathroom at night and sit tinkling on the toilet for a whole freaking hour making the rest of us have to use the hall bathroom, stored food and forgot about it leaving to to rot in everyone else's mini fridges, publicly made out with her boyfriend but still thought she was better than everyone since she wasn't going to have sex with him before marriage, made all her friends bring over food an alcohol even though she hoarded both, etc.) I think the stupidest and pettiest thing she did, out of the million crazy thing, was leaving her shoes out all over the living room. I knew which bins they went in, so I cleaned them up very carefully after she left. When she got back later that day, she did a double take, stopped, and slooowly and quietly snuck over and pulled all the shoes back out and put them back all over the floor. Then she went to her room. I've never been confrontational, especially if you have to live with a crazy person, so the pettiest thing I ever did back was near the end of the year and I was finally fed up with her encroaching on all our spaces. Eventually I figured out the rotting bowl of rice in my mini fridge was hers (I had been sharing mine with my roommate as the common one was always full of crazy suitemate's never eaten food). I didn't even ask if it was hers, I just told her to stop using mine as she already had her own, and used the common one as well. The shock on her face, lol! She tried using an excuse that hers didn't get cold enough, so she had to use everyone else's. Bullshit! I opened her fridge, saw she had the dial as warm as it would go, and turned it colder, and loudly let her know I fixed it. Man was she mad! XD Finally, I needed to chill a tray of brownies, but my fridge was too shallow, so I used hers. ;) She was visibly mad, but didn't do anything. She knew she walked all over us and she couldn't deny someone pushing back. So glad to have never seen her again!

Ive been struggling with depression and anxiety since the pandemic started, I have no one to talk to nothing to laugh at until i discovered your channel, this channel is my happy pill, i think everything that makes this channel just brings me joy to my everyday life and i love how charlotte is being true and real to all of us 💖 I love You Charlotte 🥰

I love me some Charlotte videos in the morning. It’s like putting jelly on my perfectly buttered toast. 😍

I have so many stories about my neighbor, but I will tell this one. So we live in a townhome with ridiculously small driveways that barely fit two cars. We have little gardens in-between our driveways but about a foot on our neighbors side is, technically, our property line. I have to use this foot of space to get in and out of my vehicle because we also have a large 4x4 power box for all the homes around us next to our driveway as well complete with polls. Needless to say, it's a tight squeeze. All there is in the garden area there is wood chips, never considered stepping on bits of wood would be an issue, but I digress. I came out the other morning to get in my car and she planted a shrub right where I have to step in order to get into my car because she doesn't want me stepping on her precious wood chips. She had to have done it during the night, like some kind of cat burglar. I know it wasn't there when I arrived home around 8:30 from dinner with friends the evening before. So my husband went out with a shovel that evening and moved her shrub exactly 12 inches back onto her property line and for good measure pruned back all her plants that were spilling into our 12 inches. It's a very comical back and forth at this point. We can't help but laugh.

Whenever I would get a cardboard box I would just throw it out into the backyard because it made my husband super adorably frustrated which, of course, made me laugh and laugh. One day I got in my car only to realize that he had stuffed it FULL of boxes AND THEN that night I went to go to bed AND MY SIDE HAD BOXES IN IT🤣🤣🤣🤣 Naturally, the next day I put them all over his jeep and behind it so that he couldn’t get out. Eventually we called a truce but those were some good times😬

The lady stealing the dog can easily end up facing a fine if not jail time for that. Yeah, she clearly didn't think that one though.

You're the best! I love you, Charlotte! You're my favorite new obsession. You've a new fan. Thanks for shining.

Girl just placed my first order for my wines!! I’m so excited!! And of course love the vids!

re toilet seats: EVERYONE CLOSE ALL LIDS BEFORE YOU FLUSH SO YOU DON'T FLING PEEPEEPOOPOOWHATEVER SPITTLE EVERYWHERE TO LAND ON YOUR TOOTHBRUSH and rarely will things fall in the toilet as well. It's not a gendered issue, it's a ya nasty issue.

The last wasn't petty AT ALL. That's adhering to the law. The petty part was when the management company made the guy pay $100 for a little cheap RFID which is definitely an unethical thing to do.

0:20 For context. My late ex husband had a year 2000 Russian 4x4 project car called a Lada Niva and he was crazy about it because it was uncommon in South Africa. It was a manual transmission. Him and I both converted it from a manual by removing its stock engine and gearbox to an automatic engine and gearbox from different cars. So it was a Lada Niva with a Mitsubishi engine(not sure of the year) and a 1970s Mercedes-Benz gearbox. The car was his baby but we converted it together Anyway. Before him and I separated, he cheesed me off very badly and it was when I was just diagnosed with but "not yet on antipsychotic meds" severe bipolar disorder The man peeved me so badly that I took a small kitchen knife and stabbed ALL FOUR tyres....5 including the spare. The saddest part? Tyres for a year 2000 Lada Niva are not an easy thing to replace Edit: This crazy episode was 4 years ago and he passed away two and a half years ago and I have no clue where the car is. However...Since then I've been on medication to control my situation. I've grown a lot more mature since then

The trashcan relocation was AWESOME!!!🤣🤘

Oh, I love the guy who shared the How To letter for claiming the mandated fees for late deposit returns! 😂😂 That must have cost the school THOUSANDS.

I'm not usually a petty person by nature, but several years ago I had a customer that used to send money to his "fiancee" in the Philippines. He talked about how he was going to get married to her the next time (in June) he went to visit. A few months after this discussion he came back to send the same amount he always did. $50. He came in with his cranky mother who used a motorized cart and he wanted to send money to her again. It had been a few months so I thought they were already married and she was back in the United States. He said "I forgot to marry her while I was there." Who TF forgets to marry someone? And then his mom pipes up because I'm asking questions and says "that bitch Sara wouldn't send the money for us last month! Why is it any of your business? It's our money and it's our business if we want to get scammed!" She had me at bitch, because Sara had transferred to another department and wasn't there to defend herself, so I flagged her son's name in the system and they never came to send money to his fake fiancee again. Oh yeah, and 2 years ago a guy called me a bitch for not cashing his check because it was post-dated. I had a huge line and I was by myself so everyone heard him. So the next time he came in, I flagged his name in the system so he couldn't pick up money. He never came back either. Call me crazy, but I don't like rewarding bad behavior. If you can't be respectful then keep your mouth shut. Oh shit I remembered another one. 😂😂 It's not often, but when I get a really rude customer and I have no choice but to take care of them, if I have to give them change...like 99 cents, I give it to them in nickles and pennies.

I always click away right before you say subscribe and have to come back and hear it. Love it!

I live by myself and always put the toilet lid down before flushing. It's more sanitary. I wouldn't be mad at that guy, I'd be thrilled!