Man!!! Russel nails the Hong Kong Chinese accent/cheap salesman perfectly!!!

Judging by the comment section, people appreciate honest relatable comedy. Political Correctness is poison.

He is really good, THIS is how we used to laugh at each other, nothing really racist just gentle fun

This dude is embarrassingly accurate.

i am chinese too, i'm in china, it's hard to get on youtube here, but i tried my best to only to watch Russell Peters, he's sooo freakin' funny.

Yup. The Chinese thing is spot on😶.

That English with Cantonese accent is scarily on point!

Yeah in the US. In Chinese markets you walk away and the price goes down every step you take. lol

"Pacific Mall"... LOL. Like how all the Chinese seafood restaurants have the word King, Dynasty, or Imperial in them.

I recommend do not eat food while watching his show. I almost choked myself bursting up laughing so hard. Lol

If we could all just get along! This guy is hilarious.

Copper wire was invented in India ... By two hindu's fighting over a penny !!!!

Worked for a Chinese man, served Indian customers, this is spot on.

NAMASTE, you are hilarious 😂. you are accurately right.

I have watched his repeat shows multiple times! It never gets boring! Hes too good...doesnt even need to try!

It's pretty funny though....his Hong Kong accent is spot on.

what he say it very much true :)

One of his initial videos which were instrumental in making him mega famous.

SPOT ON laughing my head off.

I laughed so hard man , that was great comedy thanks !

Can joke like this in 2019. Miss the Good old days.

So I worked construction for my cousin during the summer every year, and I swear whenever I go to an Indian customer I think of Russel rather then arguing with them I just deal with it

Great video. Great comedian.

As a service worker yeah indians are like that lol middle eastern people to.

One second i talk to my wife "Tomlaa Sen seneken to waaaaaa"

guys.... take it sportingly.... he talks about races but still. not a racist... he's got great sense of humour..... Enjoy... thats uncommon for a Canadian of indian origin..... lol

This is so right on. Even in 2019!

This joke about the dad always kills me 😂😂😂

Russell is fricken Hilarious!!

The Chinese salesman/vendor is SSSOOOO dramatic 😂😂😂😂😂

His Asian accent is impeccable. Love it.

Fast Forward A Dozen Years ... I Really MISS Comedy :_(

I went to another Chinese barber on west 48 street off six Avenue in NYC called MR OH I was I formed by the brothers that MR OH could really do a dybamite job on your hair but you'd BETTER tip him So I went to MR OH a couple of times and tipped him and the legends were true he did a fantastic job and was very fast too. Then one day I made the mistake and didn't tip him. i figured that o was a loyal customer by now and he would understand. The next time I came in he seemed different. not as friendly or fast. when i got out a his chair it was the worst haircut of my life. i came back the following week tipped him and all was right with the world again.

Immovable object meets unstoppable force 😂

I’m Chinese and I’m dying laughing watching this. You know he’s a successful comedian when whoever he’s making jokes about, they are not offended, instead they laugh their asses off.

Russell is really talented.

He funny guy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Daaaamn true..!! 😂😂👍🏽

just curious why he wanted to buy a purse in the first place...

I went to Chinese barber once who advertised haircuts for 6 dollars. I jumped at the price. when he finished I jumped out a his chair handed him the 6 dollars and headed for the door. He stopped me by asking YOU NO LIKE HAIRCIT? WHERE TIP?? I said I did like the haircut but you said it was 6 dollars. HAIRCUT 6 DOLLAR TIP SEPARATE when the smoke cleared he had 10 dollars in his hand EXACTLY the price I'd pay for a normal haircut anywhere else

It's true! I worked in a retail store for a few years were it was heavily populated with Indian people. I would either get the very sweet and generous or the very rude and penny pincher. One time a guy tried to tell me that we had a sign outside that was a different price from what was ringing up. I couldn't find it or see it and he still wanted me to give him the discount 😂. Another time I had a guy ask me what I can do for him about taking money off the cigarettes he wanted. I told him nothing or he can buy cheaper smokes.... didn't like that very much. Gotta give it to them, have no shame in asking for money off.

You say "ay"

I love Russell Peters. He is amazing comedian. His family must be proud. You are hilarious, Russell! Keep making me laugh. U might not believe it but it helps my depression when I listen to you. God bless you

Talented.

Indians don't tip is what the waiters say. Yes, it is True. But, Some Indians tip a lot. Those will find it hard enjoying this kind of a Show. Very talented Russell !

Fukn hilarious. 2019

be a man! do the right thing!=)

Lmfao. This is wayy too accurate.

ha ha ha Russell Peters literally breaks race barriers 😂😂😂

Russell Peters cool comedian .

great video, no bad language. Isn't it amazing, a comedian can make people laugh just using normal clean language! Thanks for this video.

Jesus christ that sounded like some legit cantonese

I love you're videos bhai!! :) alvida

i love this!! n im Nepalese close to Indian n i lovee it so true

All time greatest!!

a very humo(u)rous guy -- always felt that Chinese & Jews were "funny about money" but not nec'ly cheap, so I'm grateful to Mr. Peters for setting the record straight / ! /

FUNNY DUDE! Subscribed.

Excellent

Damn he's on point!

So I have a middle eastern friend and we were going to a beach where we had to pay for parking. I said "Okay cool it's $10.00 for all day parking. I'll bring $5.00 you bring the other 5 and we're good." He texts me back "Oh yeah don't worry bro don't worry." So I said "Wow dude you're paying all of it?" He said "No I mean don't worry." So now I'm confused. I say "Well you need to bring $5 so we split parking, so stop somewhere and be sure to get some cash and we'll be even." This dude said "Dude you worry too much about money don't worry. Money doesn't bring happiness he say 'I need money.' she say 'I need money.' but when it's all said and done you die then what? Don't take money with you!" Right now I'm dumbfounded. Is this dude serious? I knew him for, like, two years and this is tripping me. I finally said "Okay Mr. Philosopher. You say money can't buy happiness, but the both of us paying $5 so we can hang out at the beach DOES bring me happiness, so make sure your ass has that money when we get there, or I'll straight up make us turn this car back around towards a damn bank." Then when we got there he paid for the entire thing. I was wtf-ing all day long after that. I guess my point is if you insinuate an Indian/Middle Eastern dude CAN'T afford something, he'll break this rule just to prove you wrong.

I died laughing my ass off....lol.

I tried to represent two Indian clients They are former clients. Draw your own conclusions.

Russell peters always gives the impression of disliking indians.

I once walked in a milk bar run by chinese on a 40 degree celcius day mouth parched and the owner refused to sell me a drink of water because I was 5 cents short.

Hilarious!

We effin love the cheap brown shade

He got them Chinese people on the money

He is very funny made. Me laugh

Excellent~

Best joke ever

Why the fuck are most people here shaking a fist at would be offended people who aren’t offended. Chill out guys

Once in the letter a Chinese man told me you come back please I give you very good price

hilarious! its soooooooo true!

I couldn't agree more! 🤣👍👏

It’s better said when it’s said by the right person Hahahaha

Russell Peters right before he blew up. Remember seeing this on a bootleg DVD bought from Pacific Mall and it was insanely hillarrious at the time because he's from our area and it was all true. Unfortunately his act never really evolved tho to more then just cultural observations and he fell off, but he has a solid run and made a bunch of $$$.

So good.

“Be a MAN?!” What a pathetic way for a salesman to try to manipulate a potential customer to make a sale! HILARIOUS!!😂

Taykeitango. Taykeit... ...ango.

Y’all need to stop commenting. Be a man.

Its 100 % true

What Ricky Roma said

Your so funny!

After working in t mobiles retention department it was next to impossible to get an Indian or an Asian to stay with the company if you didn't give them a free phone, but after t mobile stopped doing contracts and subsidized phones they simply could not or should not accept that free things went coming, lol. Once I even got a Chinese gentleman a discount on his already cheap 10 dollar line, down to $1 a month and refused to keep the line because he said, "too expensive! You give free!" I know this sounds a little racist but i'm not because I love Chinese and Indian food!

Good job

LOL ..... GOOD STUFF!

how come this clip is bad quality now it used to be ok

STOP COUNTING IDC WHAT # u are... 26th.

Well, the Chinese do give a bargain. Go to Shenzhen :P

Amazing how funny

Dying🤣...👌

He must have had really hot curry and pooped lava whole night, he couldn't stopped mourning about indian since then.

Yo, he's really funny. I never seen a funny Indian comic before?Ansim Ansari doesn't count as funny to me :(

In real estate sales we where toold to not sale Patel... Lol

34.50 is better than 34.99. Now that's messed up.

Haitians always bargain no matter what the price is. That's cheap

You can spend foolishly and you can starve.

Russell sorta looks like Ted from How I met your mother

lmao

Terrific imitation. Hilarious although he is stereo typing...