In this episode of the classic TV series Woody learns that his bride-to-be is ELCA not LCMS.
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@artdeco648 жыл бұрын
A joke by comedian Emo Philips. Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I yelled, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." "God loves you", I said. "Do you believe in God?" "Yes.", he said. I asked, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" "A Christian.", he said. "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" "Protestant." "Me, too!", I said. "What franchise?" "Baptist.", he said. "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" "Northern Baptist." "Me, too!”, I said. “Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?" "Northern Conservative Baptist." "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.", he said. "Me, too!", I said. "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
@djezek76 жыл бұрын
art deco one of my favorite jokes ever.
@lu.ciel87706 жыл бұрын
I love Emo Philips❤❤
@thisismagacountry13186 жыл бұрын
art deco Was surprised to know he married Judy Tenuta
@patrickwentz84132 жыл бұрын
too long to get to the punch line.
@stevenbrucci2 жыл бұрын
You must be Great Lakes Region Council of 1879.
@jjmah72 жыл бұрын
Frazier really stole this show when he became a regular. I was dyin while listening to that Christmas tree rant 😆
@paulsarnik8506 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like dear old dead (in THIS show) Dad Marty .🤓😎✌🏻
@bunnybismuth9 ай бұрын
There's a reason he got his own spinoff that was wildly successful. (Eyes up, Guardian)
@feargal243311 ай бұрын
I'm an Irish Catholic and I think this is hilarious. 'Cheers', one of the best tv shows. Ever.
@arlenehensley73052 жыл бұрын
As a Lutheran all my life, this really makes me a laugh!
@gerrardthemagnificent59602 жыл бұрын
In reality things would have gone, "Oh, you're a Lutheran too? WHICH SYNOD??" "What's a synod?" "ELCA it is then"
@mirfir2 жыл бұрын
This is most certainly true!
@ccattery2 жыл бұрын
As a hanseatic Lutheran - This is sooo hilariously American lutheran.
@georgeplagianos64872 жыл бұрын
@@ccattery are you saying you're a Hansidic Lutheran?🤔 I heard of Hansidic Jews. So some Christians are morphing back into Judas. 🤔Lol
@chilternsroamer8722 жыл бұрын
@@ccattery what about the Scandinavian Lutherans? You are just so Hanseatic!
@gerrardthemagnificent59602 жыл бұрын
@@georgeplagianos6487 Hanseatic means like Northern Germany and is unrelated to Hasidic Jews. Preferably google a term before you call someone a Judaizer
@dttruman2 жыл бұрын
Woody and Kelly are the epitome of naivety, that's what make them so endearing.
@Steve-yx1xj2 жыл бұрын
Epitome was a word common in documents at work, we never could convince Lorraine that it didn't rhyme with comb.
@annalisavajda252 Жыл бұрын
Yes with her Barbie collection lo
@redschannel6527 Жыл бұрын
I'm LCMS Lutheran. I got broken up with by a Presbyterian because I believed in the real presence of communion. It's tough out there in the dating world for us, and is also probably the reason why so many of us just stick to each other.
@ken8334 Жыл бұрын
Sorry about the breakup. Are you Berengariusian?
@redschannel6527 Жыл бұрын
@@ken8334 Nope, we just believe that it is bread and it is Christ's body. (Sacramental Union).
@thorgot911 Жыл бұрын
A similar situation happened to me. I'm LCMS and my ex is now a female minister for the PCUSA.(theologically liberal) Back when we were dating before she became a minister, I took her to my hometown and church and she created a huge fuse because my church practices closed communion.
@redschannel6527 Жыл бұрын
@@thorgot911 Dang that's rough. At least it sounds like she believed communion actually is/does something, but yeah, that must have been heartbreaking.
@SentimentalFellaVA9 ай бұрын
Presby's can be asses sometimes. Not always, but I've met more mean Presby's than mean Lutherans or even Baptists
@royjaskowski9052 жыл бұрын
My grandfather taught me how to always have the last word with your wife. Just say “Yes, Dear.”
@Brained052 жыл бұрын
A very wise man your grandfather
@Shootingstarcomics2 жыл бұрын
My buddy has a button on his night stand that says “yes dear” when you press it. It also says “you’re absolutely right” and “why didn’t I think of that?”
@thepianist70842 жыл бұрын
Ha ha I like it!
@SightForMemories2 жыл бұрын
the trouble with inconsequential literature, is it, distances the hearer from the real truth.. Sorry I.. "yes dear"
@otomicans65802 жыл бұрын
I use it to lighten the mood. Choices are: 1) Keep attempting to "win" the argument. 2) Silent treatment. 3) Convince yourself that she's right out of fear. 4) Just say "yes dear" and move on to something you care about more. It isn't a bad response. You transparently voice your disagreement along with saying you'll go along with it for the time being. I like to say it with raised eyebrows and a pleasant smile. "You're really drawing a line in the sand over this? Okay your highness, I don't have to win this battle. Let's move on."
@merryhunt91532 жыл бұрын
This is so unrealistic. When ELCA and Missouri Synod Lutherans encounter, they figure out who's who in 15 minutes. No way they could get married and not know.
@dystopian21537 ай бұрын
The two are supposed to be pretty dense so that is why they didn't plan. If you watched the show you would know that 😊
@geoffreyfence95698 жыл бұрын
As a Lutheran who grew up in a Lutheran family this is SO true and SO funny
@tintinismybelgian6 жыл бұрын
What Mormons believe is VERY different from what most Christians believe. For example, most denominations of Christianity do not teach that Jesus and Satan are brothers, nor do they teach that humans can become gods someday and rule over their own planets, nor do they teach that the angel Gabriel delivered a revelation to Joseph Smith in 1838, nor do they teach that POC have dark skin because they were cowards during the "pre-existence."
@thisismagacountry13186 жыл бұрын
tintinismybelgian You say that as if it was a BAD thing.
@buckaroobanzai70636 жыл бұрын
Isn't the whole joke here is that the two denominations aren't very different but Woody and his wife treat them like they are? Why do people find that weird?
@nathanielstuck24226 жыл бұрын
Buckaroo Banzai they are very different. the ELCA is effectively Episcopalian, a very very liberal church body anymore. The Anglican/Episcopal Church and all Lutheran Church bodies used to be very much so on the same page, except their respective views on Apostolic Succession. But now the ELCA and Episcopal Church aren't uniformly convinced Scripture is inerrant. They ordain women and practicing homosexuals, marry homosexuals, and give out Holy Communion to practically anyone. That is only to name a few false doctrines they confess. The LCMS however has stayed much closer to the the One True Faith as taught by Jesus and His Apostles.
@unclejoeoakland2 жыл бұрын
@@nathanielstuck2422 meanwhile I'm over here, a lapsed Catholic giggling my tits off. What's more, my mother converted from the ELA to Catholicism because she was fed up with how intolerant the Lutherans had become and to share a religion with my father, her mother refused to go to her wedding, and so her FATHER conspired with the family doctor to drug her mom up good and dopey so she would be a good girl at the wedding. THATS why its so funny. Some of us have lived this stuff. (Not that the Roman church is so much better; check father Ted.)
@pipsdontlie30317 жыл бұрын
I mean, if anyone is honest, ELCA and LCMS are as different as night and day.
@pipsdontlie30315 жыл бұрын
@@williamfroh8830 The Book of Concord was never considered to be = to the Bible. The thought is frankly absurd. Is it inerrant, I believe that to be true, and I think the LCMS would back me up there. Is it infallible, no because it is capable of error? The difference is key. As it is a document written by humans, not divinely inspired in the same way as the Scriptures, it cannot be infallible, it must be capable of error, as humans without the strict intervention of God are capable of Error, and so anything written solely by them must not be infallible. Is the Book of Concord doctrinally sound in all aspects, of course. A distinction such as the one you are making is not only impertinent to make but actually unhelpful as well. Sure there are a bunch of small Lutheran church bodies over America, I'm just not quite convinced that's a meaningful statement. You are just stating the facts. An example of why you distinguishing the different church bodies means little is an example of the AELC and the LCMS. Both churches are in full communion with each other, yet maintain their distinct identities. They are in agreement doctrinally but are different church bodies.
@williamfroh88305 жыл бұрын
@@pipsdontlie3031 your right about the Bible and the book of concord not being equal. My teacher once told me inexact language is the causes of many heres.The book of concord is correct because it agrees with scripture. I still know that The Lutheran Church Missouri Synod is way too liberal in their theology and practice. The reason the Lutheran Church is so divided is precisely what you stated men make errors. When your trying to get all the dots on i's and crosses on t's to line up there is bound to be disagreement.
@pipsdontlie30315 жыл бұрын
@@williamfroh8830 I disagree that the LCMS is way too liberal. I also don't think the Lutheran Church is actually all that heavily divided, and I think the evidence of that is in how much we fight about small doctrinal differences. I think if we were actually greatly divided, you would see a lot more significant differences between each other. Now I am conveniently excluding the ELCA in this equation, mostly because as I think I hinted at above, I don't really see the ELCA as a real Lutheran church just as much as I don't see the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints as a Church that actually worships Christ. You can have all sorts of names in your title, it doesn't make you actually that thing.
@williamfroh88305 жыл бұрын
@@pipsdontlie3031 well i agree with you about both the ELCA and Mormons. Living in Utah i have had hundreds possibly thousands of conversations with Mormons about theological topics. I was at one time LCMS about 18 years ago. I went to the Rocky Mountain conference and i was horrified at the disunity. I started looking for a new church right after that. There are some good pastors and people in the LCMS. But the open communion and the attacks on the liturgical worship found in many places is to liberal for me. I don't meet many Lutherans out side my congregation and i appreciate you for taking time to respond.please fell free to continue
@DUCKDUCKGOISMUCHBETTER4 жыл бұрын
What I want most to know about, is the part in the Book of Concord about the heavenly barbed wire and barking dogs. That sounds most interesting. Could someone expound on that please.
@peter_piper6 жыл бұрын
As a married man for 40 years the punch line is SO true, SO sadly true .....
@ivansmith6542 жыл бұрын
Yes dear!
@turkishgetup39242 жыл бұрын
Yep...no I mean Yes Dear.
@joebombero12 жыл бұрын
For my Aunt and Uncle's 50th wedding anniversary he got up and told us he would reveal the secret of a long and happy marriage. "I don't get involved in my wife's affairs," he explained. He paused for effect and continued, "and I don't get involved in my affairs either." LOL. Hilarious guy.
@davidcattin70062 жыл бұрын
You sound really bummed about it. Sorry, man! I've never married, and that has served me well. Best regards from Indiana!
@colonialstraits1069 Жыл бұрын
The great comedian, Bill Burr, once said, “happy wife, happy life”.
@michaelrawson62616 жыл бұрын
"Frasiers talkin bout counselling... ... you are, arentchye!?" 😂😂😂😂😂
@1517CalvinMartin6 жыл бұрын
1:26-1:33 Symbolic memorials? Kelly's view of the sacraments sounds far closer to Ulrich Zwingli's than to Martin Luther's.
@ianandrews19955 жыл бұрын
A lot of ELCA views are not close to Martin Luther's views.
@ViolentFEAR3 жыл бұрын
That's because Lutherans are Christians and LCMS are heretical worshipers of Martin Luther.
@bensommer45293 жыл бұрын
That's because the ELCA as a whole has very loose Eucharistic theology and because they are in full communion with three different reformed denominations + the Episcopal and Methodist churches they have often just said that Christ is present in the elements in order to appease the other groups' Calvinistic view of the sacrament as opposed to their own Lutheran theology of sacramental union: the physical body and blood in union with the bread and the wine. I'm fortunate enough to attend a very "high church" liturgical ELCA parish where we celebrate the Eucharist weekly, bow before the altar and tabernacle, and observe the sacrament with a real reverence, the reverence that it deserves. Also, because the ELCA is in full communion with (for example) the Reformed Church in America it means that an RCA pastor could preside over communion in my church (I doubt this would ever actually happen to be honest) and I most certainly would pass on communion that Sunday. It's disappointing because something I described did happen in America before...there was a "Lutheran" pastor called Samuel Schmucker and he was trained at Princeton, a reformed seminary. He in fact tried to change to Augsburg Confession to have a Calvinistic view of the sacraments in order to become more acceptable in the scope of American Protestantism. Luckily in the 1860s many churches broke away from Schmucker's group in reaction to his theology and they founded a different association of Lutheran churches. Then in 1918 these groups unfortunately came back together and through many mergers over the 20th century we now have the ELCA. I've often considered leaving the ELCA over the Eucharistic theology entirely (also the absurd movement to use gender neutral pronouns when referring to God which the ELCA has embraced by Tweeting a prayer that began with "Mother God..." or their pastors at conventions referring to God as "our heavenly parent" but I digress) however I feel that remaining faithful to my church which yes is part of the ELCA but holds to the Lutheran confessions is the best option for me. I'm very very progressive myself but I think some things just need to be kept out of the room when I'm in church, heck, my church doesn't even an American flag flying in the sanctuary and Amen to that. I'm sorry I was so long-winded but I hope that this made some sense.
@Bob_Squared233 жыл бұрын
I'm an ELCA Lutheran and our congregation considers the Sacraments as means of grace
@SightForMemories2 жыл бұрын
Is the term: you whip those you love, and you Love those you hate, ever been more applicable?
@elimartin3774 Жыл бұрын
Didn't realize so many people hated the ELCA
@266931066 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best scenes in the show and the show had a lot of great scenes.
@1Quasie6 жыл бұрын
Woody's reaction is pretty much the same as that of my great-aunt Lillian. She sincerely believed that if u weren't Missouri Synod u might as well go to hell - literally!
@johnortmann30986 жыл бұрын
That's pretty much what my mother used to think.
@Dilley_G454 жыл бұрын
Lol and Today you can't even find Lutheran single woman on a Christian dating app. Them sisters in Christ all go to those modern churches like Hillsong or megachurches....seems like I'm born too late 🤣🤣🤣 ah well
@JaneAustenAteMyCat2 жыл бұрын
🤦
@rodneykingston6420 Жыл бұрын
There was a joke like that on The Simpsons, once, when Bart and Homer start investigating catholicism because they're thinking of putting Bart in catholic school and the two of them are kidnapped by Ned Flanders and Rev. Lovejoy, who says "We're taking you back to the one true religion" "What's that?" "The Western Reform Branch of American Presbo-Lutheranism!"
@randomass2013 жыл бұрын
I love Frasier's comment about the Christmas tree
@SightForMemories2 жыл бұрын
He is ofcourse wrong in his sedituous side, he being wealthy, and not giving the time of day to help others, but by mere wordjumbles. Correcting someone for being wrong doesn't equate to 120 dollars an hour. But it's just my take on the subject.
@garykuovideos2 жыл бұрын
Next source of conflict: Whether or not Davey actually hears Goliath talk.
@SightForMemories2 жыл бұрын
Davey from the footlocker?
@garykuovideos2 жыл бұрын
@@SightForMemories Davey, from the old claymation series, produced by the Lutheran Church in America.
@kerryedavis2 жыл бұрын
@@garykuovideos Wow, so many people don't know Davey and Goliath? Youngsters!
@firebladetenn66332 жыл бұрын
I started watching this thinking it would talk about Episcopalian beliefs. I...don't know why I expected that...I swear I've been on the internet before...
@leslieloftis64848 жыл бұрын
I'd forgotten how funny Cheers could be.
@marzymarrz51722 жыл бұрын
This episode was 11 years too early. We need to learn to laugh at our differences
@watcherwlc532 жыл бұрын
11 years before what?
@DUCKDUCKGOISMUCHBETTER4 жыл бұрын
This is all trivial. The important thing is which way the toilet paper roll is hanging. Over the top is the way ordained by the universe. Under the bottom is of the devil.
@KairuHakubi2 жыл бұрын
ah, but under the bottom foils cats. and sometimes if you have a roll holder that's perpendicular to the toilet, it'll be facing one way to a person sitting and another to a person standing and facing the opposite way.
@DUCKDUCKGOISMUCHBETTER2 жыл бұрын
@@KairuHakubi Yes, but clearly this adds to the evidence that cats are of the devil, does it not? Because dogs don't lead you into temptation to hang the toilet paper the wrong way. Because they'll generally be too busy drinking the toilet water to mess with the toilet paper anyway, unless you got the bacon flavored kind. I'm assuming that there must be a bacon flavored toilet paper by now...somewhere, lol. And I suspect that if someone is so easily confounded in the restroom by which way the toilet paper is hanging, they're probably doing #1 or #2 perpendicularly to the toilet anyway, in which case they have bigger problems.
@DUCKDUCKGOISMUCHBETTER2 жыл бұрын
@@KairuHakubi Remember...dogs have masters, cats have staff. Dogs won't deliberately destroy anything if they know it's truly important to you, although you're not perfect, because they love you. Cats will destroy anything, without regard to whether it is important to you, in part BECAUSE you love them, and because you are not perfect. And even if you ARE perfect, just because it's there. Because to cats, you are the staff. To dogs, you are a Diety.
@KairuHakubi2 жыл бұрын
@@DUCKDUCKGOISMUCHBETTER it's true. dogs also have impulse control problems and seem to feel guilt afterward.
@DUCKDUCKGOISMUCHBETTER2 жыл бұрын
@@KairuHakubiYes. They're much smarter than they like for us to think. "Ultimate Dog Tease" (hilarious short video) kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pK2VfraaqLfPgKs.html
@kevincassidy19833 ай бұрын
This is really.good. I never liked it as a kid, went well over my head. As an adult I felt the jokes were too orchestrated. But now, I really like it, it's brilliant
@qweqqweq20902 жыл бұрын
this pretty much sums up how our society is progressing as a whole.
@STho2052 жыл бұрын
It's a comedy from the 80s. It's not a morality tale of sociology class. We normally say ha ha and enjoy the ironic farce.
@nadiaddis11452 жыл бұрын
@@STho205 - No, you are wrong. Yes, yes it is.
@anotherdamn6c2 жыл бұрын
Progressing??!! Obviously you crack your egg at the wrong end! Just kidding. Carry on.
@EmissariesoftheGospel2 жыл бұрын
Digressing really
@bunnybismuth9 ай бұрын
Silence troll
@jethrodavis124411 жыл бұрын
Ha ha as a happy LCMS member, Woody knows more about lcms teaching than most sitting the pews. to bad he gave in to the elca gal. she is good looke though.
@josettedaejung63092 жыл бұрын
Hey now.. I'm an Episcopalian, and I'm awesome. Thanks for the clip. "Cheers" is one of the most hilarious shows ever.
@brajon706 жыл бұрын
Lesson: DONT GO TO JEWISH COUNCILLING
@jamlane2 жыл бұрын
There once was a lady named Alice Who peed in the Catholic church chalice And not for relief Or disbelief But pure Presbyterian malice
@robertcuminale12122 жыл бұрын
I've gone to Reformed Churches all my life, Dutch, French, German and Scottish(Presbyterian) and I never heard that one.
@luisaymerich96752 жыл бұрын
A farmer's saying: one hair of a woman can pull more weight than a team of oxen.
@SightForMemories2 жыл бұрын
And the pain of re-concilling with a woman takes ten oxen, as with their children, they are hard to please, for any purpose other than marriage. Speak Truth and your path is laid; Be bold and you shall have virtue; speak Love and you shall be killed.
@pastorart197411 жыл бұрын
Did you notice how Woody says, "Lutheran Church Missouri - Sin Odd"?
@reformedpaul6 жыл бұрын
New England accent perhaps?
@thisismagacountry13186 жыл бұрын
pastorart1974 It's Missouri Synod
@jeffreygranger69136 жыл бұрын
pastorart1974 Kelly pronounced it the same way.It's called not knowing how the word is pronounced.
@johnstrauss80616 жыл бұрын
Gee I thought I was the only one anal enough to want to take issue with that.
@bluecollarlit2 жыл бұрын
Syn-odd pronunciation stood out to me, too. I think it's pronounced more like a neutral vowel sound. Synid.
@PassatDoc7 жыл бұрын
This is most certainly true...
@cindycampbell37612 жыл бұрын
Yep
@scottbosecker37322 жыл бұрын
Now THERE's an inside joke if I ever heard one.
@Jarlen016 жыл бұрын
Who cracks the egg on the round end or the narrow end? You crack it in the middle!
@spudsdavenport2 жыл бұрын
How about with boiled eggs? Narrow, wide, or middle?
@stevenbrucci2 жыл бұрын
Middle with respect to centre of gravity or length?
@paulmicheldenverco12 жыл бұрын
I never liked Kirstie Alley as Rebecca as much as Shelly Long as Diane. The show was never as good without that sexual and otherwise tension between Sam and Diane. Shelley Long probably regretted not staying because she never really saw a great career in movies.
@SightForMemories2 жыл бұрын
the problem is that Sam always was subdued by dians and never could stand her when she became all highnosed... the trouble with the other lady was that they could tackle more serious issues besides Sam's obsession with the body.
@nancyhicksgribble979910 жыл бұрын
As a Lutheran...so true lol
@almostfm10 жыл бұрын
You know, they could have solved their problems with a covered dish supper and coffee.
@yeildo14922 жыл бұрын
Well, he is a PhD, you know Yes, dear. The most important words any husband knows.
@baritonesinger9512 жыл бұрын
EPISCOPALIAN ALL THE WAY!
@elizabetholiviaclark2 жыл бұрын
My parents had a mixed marriage. My father was an Episcopalian, and my mother was a Librarian.
@michaeldepinto35622 жыл бұрын
Frasier giving Golden Advice lmao
@angelsinger45748 жыл бұрын
What's funny (to me, at least) is that I am an Episcopalian, and my husband is Jewish. But we celebrate both sets of holidays!
@josettedaejung63092 жыл бұрын
I'm Episcopalian and my sister's husband is Jewish, and their kids celebrate all the holidays.
@yachtboy67567 жыл бұрын
How could you not even know what faith your fiancee professes before getting married? Would you not find out on Sunday morning?...or Friday or Saturday?
@amirpourghoureiyan16376 жыл бұрын
Woody is a dumbass after all...
@JM-gs1gr3 жыл бұрын
Yea I made that mistake.
@aliensoup24202 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t matter. People change religion all the time. How many divorces occur based upon changes of any kind?
@PInk77W12 жыл бұрын
It’s a TV show
@aliensoup24202 жыл бұрын
@@PInk77W1 Thanks genius...we all thought it was a hidden camera reality show.
@sonofhibbs44252 жыл бұрын
Just become Catholic. According to The Simpsons, Catholic heaven is so much more fun.
@matthewwilson32022 жыл бұрын
Lutheran and Episcopalian are like diet catholic
@SightForMemories2 жыл бұрын
Protestant is the way to go, very cerebral, and not lying about yourself to others. Hint: catholic priests.. Wink Wink.
@almostfm Жыл бұрын
@@matthewwilson3202 I had a friend who was a Catholic priest (who's sadly passed away) who once jokingly called my Lutheran faith "Catholic Lite"
@matthewwilson3202 Жыл бұрын
@@almostfm God is God, diet or otherwise
@moorek19678 жыл бұрын
Mr. Missouri Synod....lol.
@spookerredmenace39509 жыл бұрын
as a former Catholic now Pentecostal... this is most funny
@bluecollarlit2 жыл бұрын
Out of the frying pan, into the fire...?
@chilternsroamer8722 жыл бұрын
Hmm. A testy comments section. I converted to my wife's variant of Christianity. So I laughed along with the punchline. Love God and Love thy neighbour. That much of my theology remains exactly the same before and after my switch. "All the Law and all the Prophets hang on these two Commandments". (Matthew 22:36-40, variation in Mark 12:28-34, variation in10: Luke 25-28, similar in John 13:34-35).
@thomaschopp64302 ай бұрын
And only Jesus the Christ kept both tables of the Law perfectly in our stead.
@OptimusWombat2 жыл бұрын
Happy wife, happy life. Regardless of your religion, that's the one universal truth.
@OptimusWombat2 жыл бұрын
@@MPeaches1958 I think *Frasier did just fine.
@ianmccown29347 жыл бұрын
its funny to compare frasier on cheers vs frasier on frasier. which is your favorite version of frasier? the more so everyman who drinks beer, likes practical jokes, hangs with different types of people, or the snobby but lovable sherry drinking guy we know on frasier?
@Salakert7 жыл бұрын
Cheers, hands down
@daboys12157 жыл бұрын
Without a doubt.
@AlmaSdance7 жыл бұрын
Frasier on Frasier
@blipperUT7 жыл бұрын
Cheers Frasier.
@heyyou61707 жыл бұрын
Ian Mccown My favorite Frasier is Frasier on the tv show Frasier, however I like Lilith better in Cheers.
@Jabberwockybird2 жыл бұрын
Okay, but I crack an egg on the side, can I be saved?
@alanlight77402 жыл бұрын
Revelations 3:16: "So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth." This applies to the egg cracking question too, probably.
@matthewwelch43052 жыл бұрын
@@alanlight7740 What about soft boiled eggs, which are cooked hot but kind of lukewarm when you serve them??
@alanlight77402 жыл бұрын
@@matthewwelch4305 - now you understand why I have always disliked soft boiled eggs, and will spew them from my mouth if accidentally consumed.
@NihongoGuy2 жыл бұрын
All denominations are wrong cept for mine.
@katherineg93962 жыл бұрын
Mine too!
@JonathonWoodgate13 жыл бұрын
@ilove2run89 - I agree... I'm Anglican (Australian equiv of Episcopalian), and I could never understand why all these churches need to be identified by letters instead of proper words...
@bobjacobson8582 жыл бұрын
That's probably because they've divided enough that they have to have a string of modifiers to explain precisely who they are (just like many government agencies!) so they resort to abbreviations.
@willschryver2 жыл бұрын
Part of it might be that if a church's structure isn't strong enough, its members will start dividing over their disagreements. Even the Anglicans have started dividing. Only time will tell if they're going to have so many schisms that they need to start using letters.
@timfronimos4592 жыл бұрын
This was one of the funniest episodes of the whole series.
@Sebman1113Ай бұрын
This makes me laugh as a Lutheran in the ELCA. While I wouldn't take a memorialist position of communion, I do agree that the Bible is more authoritative rather than as authoritative as the book of concord. This is so funny though.
@SwedishLullabye12 жыл бұрын
Christian. God knows what He's doing, not us mere human beings. I don't care whether or not you think that I am wrong. What matters is that I am a cherished child of a mighty God.
@davidturner10794 жыл бұрын
If you believed that, then you would believe he wouldn't let His Word be tampered with. But you don't believe that in fullness or truth.
@bobapbob58125 жыл бұрын
it's synod with the stress on the first syllable.
@MrNrg7282 жыл бұрын
in 1939 my parents were married. Because my mother was the daughter of an American Lutheran Church (ALC) pastor and my father was an ordained Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod (LCMS), they could not be married in a church and had a home wedding instead. My mother always resented that discrimination.The LCMS is just as narrow in its thinking today as it was in 1939.
@Kaddywompous2 жыл бұрын
Oh my God, I thought they were making all that up! Sweet Jesus, the insanity.
@kathyflorcruz5522 жыл бұрын
If one religion can exclude based on their beliefs then so can Christians sects. No one questions Jews or Islamics demands on others. Not to mention how off the rails INSANE the Vatican/Pope is - that by the way is as far from Christian as any OTHER non-Christian church.
@rebekahsims70489 жыл бұрын
It's too bad Kelly gets her ELCA theology wrong...
@logginsalternate8 жыл бұрын
+Rebekah Sims most elca get their theology wrong - that is why they are elca
@RobertEWaters7 жыл бұрын
How so? (Former ELCA pastor here.)
@ericlefevre77417 жыл бұрын
Because the ELCA puts man in judgement of the scriptures. I still remember going to an ELCA church once. The lector was reading from the epistles and gospel (no OT reading that day), and told the congregation to "Listen for the word of the Lord." Once a church's anchor to scripture is cut loose, there is no telling where she will land and any storm will sink the ship. A lack of grounding in scripture and church discipline is why ELCA seminaries deny one or all of the basic tenets of Christianity, (biblical inerrancy, biblical infallibility, substitution atonement, depravity of man, the Resurrection and much more). When you have ELCA seminary profs saying that Jesus was nothing more than a righteous man who said good stuff, was crucified, his body was taken off the cross and left to be food for dogs and vultures; you know you have a church that does not preach the Euangelion. I don't mean to say that ELCA pastors are atheists in vestments, there are many God-fearing men and women among them but sadly, that is not always the case. I would like to call the ELCA my brothers and sisters in Christ, I would like to cherish the Eucharist at their alter... but I can't, they won't let me. I don't want it to be true, but unfortunately it is: The ELCA: Churches with a cross that does not save, containing a Bible that's not inerrant, preaching a Jesus that's not divine.
@RobertEWaters6 жыл бұрын
Yes, I know. I missed the remark about the Sacraments. But then, how seriously does the ELCA take the Sacraments OR the Word?
@kevinf67366 жыл бұрын
"at their altar" Some people know how to take the laughter out of a great bit.
@ruthbowman5928 Жыл бұрын
Not yet read all the comments, but expect some reference to Lilith. Surely the character's name was intentional and familiar from Old Testament lore.
@richardgnann50926 жыл бұрын
Y'all need to all be watchin' more Davey and Goliath.
@tansywoods89476 жыл бұрын
I loved that show❤
@davidturner10794 жыл бұрын
ELA HERESY!!!! Nah, I kid. You're right, it's ok. BUT... Moral Orel is the modern version of D&G and it might as well be the ELCA today. A dumpster fire.
@andrewschultz66082 жыл бұрын
Especially now since it's all on KZfaq, including the 2005 special, which pretty explicitly is welcoming to non-Christians! (EncourageTV channel.)
@maryschulstad7718 жыл бұрын
Woody says that Kelly is LCA, (not the same as ELCA) which I don't think existed when this episode came out.
@charlesvonhabsburg31077 жыл бұрын
Mary Schulstad one time they said LCA the other time they said ELCA.
@JO-tg2cg2 жыл бұрын
Lutheran Church Misery Synod
@pts52176 жыл бұрын
I never realized Lilith was Jewish...Bebe Neuwirth is stunningly beautiful
@steveconn2 жыл бұрын
So is Scarjo and Natalie Portman. They can purty too. Duh.
@kimberlywiederhold6272 жыл бұрын
You can be right or you can be happy.
@sstaners12342 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a joke: Once I saw a man on a bridge about to jump I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?" He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What denomination?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!" Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!"
@PrecariousPorcupine2 жыл бұрын
Funny, but to be honest, LCMS and ELCA are basically different religions all together. ELCA are literally heretics
@sstaners12342 жыл бұрын
@ Bob - As a guy who can’t tell the difference, sure. 😂
@jajayatzi11 жыл бұрын
People need to chill out. Not everyone is going to agree with you. I'm an atheist yet don't feel the need to try to convert people to my way of thinking. Perhaps the people writing these comments need to do the same.
@kenhowes99516 жыл бұрын
There are plenty of atheists who not only feel the need to TRY to convert people to their way of thinking but to FORCE people to convert to their way of thinking. You can find them in Havana, Beijing, Pyongyang, etc.. TRYING to convert people to their way of thinking, by persuasion, is what those do who actually do believe something. FORCING conversion is when it becomes evil, and no one has done that more than atheists in the last 300 years--though Muslims are taking a run at that now.
@kenhowes99516 жыл бұрын
Funny thing, though. The Soviet government thought it had almost extinguished Christianity, that no one was a Christian any more but a handful of old ladies who'd been born under the Tsar. In 1991, the Soviet Union fell, and it turned out that there were over 100 million Christians in Russia. Forced conversions won't last any longer than the force that was used to obtain them.
@martinzaehringer16972 жыл бұрын
Kelly is so cute, and Woody wrote a song for her.
@plokmji11 жыл бұрын
Actually, Woody and Kelly are already married in this episode.
@GabrielCsaba2 жыл бұрын
0:51 "- you are, aren't you" 😂
@pauln57855 ай бұрын
I'm ELCA and we've never had anyone advocate for a "symbolic" Communion or Baptism. We aren't Presbyterians or Baptists!!
@thomaschopp64302 ай бұрын
Today's ELCA embraces any theological belief about Christ's Presence in the Sacrament of the Altar--really present, spiritually present, just symbols of His presence or just a memorial meal.
@vectorm42 жыл бұрын
In the long run of marriage, Yes dear is really not such a sacrifice.
@petejones8792 жыл бұрын
Kirsty Alley was gorgeous back then
@matismf2 жыл бұрын
Yes, Lilith is indeed Jewish to the very bottom of her soul!
@Vintage_Recreations9 жыл бұрын
ELCA has major problems to be sure (I am in an ELCA congregation) but denying the Sacraments is not one of them.
@logginsalternate8 жыл бұрын
+texasdawn123 it will take another split to let the radicals in elca go off the cliff and the true Lutherans come back (or stay) with Christianity
@williamfroh88305 жыл бұрын
ELCA MAKES confessional Lutherans sad so does LCMS😞
@Schrankerle5 жыл бұрын
So far.
@TristanHayes2 жыл бұрын
@Kevin L You didn't have religion when you came here, otherwise you wouldn't have viewed it as "a dumb thing".
@hihosilencemeviolateme9492 жыл бұрын
@@TristanHayes round end or narrow?
@KennyBare5 жыл бұрын
Death by a thousand concessions
@willschryver2 жыл бұрын
Next up: "'Seinfeld Demonstrates How the Greek Orthodox Church Should Not Follow the Southern Baptists"
@blt4life1122 жыл бұрын
With the ballons, I could only think of Sideshow Bob.
@schechter015 жыл бұрын
I just came here to read the sectarian infighting in the thread... 😏☕ 🍿
@NPCSingularity2 жыл бұрын
Right there with ya, bud!
@tomemeigh53387 жыл бұрын
How true this is. When I was a Lutheran (ELCA, actually), I was "dumped" by a lady who was a Missouri Synod Lutheran because "I was not good enough for her." We were getting along great until that came into the picture. I guess it was my fault for thinking that religion should not have made a difference, but apparently it did.
@mhuston8657 жыл бұрын
If one's religion has true meaning to an individual, it should make a difference.
@hihosilencemeviolateme9492 жыл бұрын
@@mhuston865 round end or narrow end?
@ccattery2 жыл бұрын
Minnesota over Missouri any Sunday.
@virginiaconnor83502 жыл бұрын
I grew up Lutheran-LCA-and there was also the Wisconsin Synod. The LCA us called the ELCA I think. Ask Connor Trineer Was Trip Tucker in "Enterprise" (he grew up in the Lutheran Church). I left the Lutheran Church because it was getting too liberal and my parents couldn't join the WS because they didn't like Masons or Eastern Star members which my parents were. I now belong to another denomination in the Christian religion, Anglican Catholic.
@Tokopol6 жыл бұрын
Eggs are cracked on the round end, and I'll send death squads to deal with anybody who disagrees.
@P-el4zd9 ай бұрын
There are two types of Lutheran s. Confessional Lutherans (e.g. LCMS/WELS) who actually follow their confession of faith and Lutherans in name only.
@malcolmt78832 жыл бұрын
No, I don't think so Dr Crane, the sight of Kelley with another man would drive me crazy!
@JordanAP9612 жыл бұрын
I usually crack my eggs on the side...
@thisismagacountry13186 жыл бұрын
JordanAP96 HERETIC!!!
@jamesaustin19886 жыл бұрын
Gulliver’s Travels reference.
@schechter015 жыл бұрын
BURN in HELL, you _heretic!_ .... 😉
@walfredswanson2 жыл бұрын
Strange pronunciation of ‘synod’ - speaking as a former Missouri Synod Lutheran.
@shaunsteele82442 жыл бұрын
it's weird how Ted Danson was about the same age I am now, but he still looks like he could be my dad lol
@missannthrope73952 жыл бұрын
They proved Adam of Adam and Eve was a Lutheran! Who else could be tempted by a beautiful naked woman with an apple and go for the apple?!!
@SightForMemories2 жыл бұрын
well what is a fruit in the bible, but your offspring? Set in a tree? about to fall... and you're told not to touch it..
@Devv_932 жыл бұрын
The Episcopalian guy was definitely the smartest one 😂
@STho2052 жыл бұрын
We'll he does have a PhD in psychoanalysis....but then again Judith the jew also has a PhD in behavioral psychology.... the heretic
@martinzaehringer16972 жыл бұрын
Love this scene
@youtubecensors54192 жыл бұрын
Oh no, I'm LCMS but I believe an egg is always to be cracked at the rounded end! Now what?
@alanlight77402 жыл бұрын
At least you're not one of those heathens who believes in cracking an egg on the side. "So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth." - Revelations 3:16
@fooser779 жыл бұрын
This is a most telling episode. I remember when it was first broadcasted. Back then, it was more amusing, because the rift between ELCA and the LCMS and more traditional orthodox, confessional Lutheran bodies had not come full bore, as it is today. On the one hand, this episode is just about marriage, and who really wears the pants in the family/household, in modern America/western society, despite what denomination or religion for the matter is represented. This is an illustration of why so many men do not wish to get married, and opt for living together for as long as the girlfriend will tolerate it, as a means to see her naked at the most earliest and frequent opportunity. Kelly identifies being with the LCA, even though it is officially ELCA in '92. "Syn - ODD," is also Kelly's description of the LCMS, in Woody's words. To all ELCA (LCA+ALC+AELC), the LCMS, WELS, and other orthodox/confessional Lutheran bodies are -- "odd." That was in '92, just 4 years after the creation of ELCA. Fast forward 20+ years, and what do we have now? www.exposingtheelca.com/ And to be clear what the LCMS is all about. 170 years later, the prophecy and prediction of those "enthusiasts" are coming true: www.lutherquest.org/walther/articles/nameLuth.htm The is why most more conservative and traditional common sense men would rather opt for a Ukrainian, Russian Orthodox wife, rather than any American/western female. The probabilities of the Ukrainian following her husband in his direction and descretions are greater than that of the western woman. And we wonder why that which is happening in the Ukraine at present: www.veteranstoday.com/2014/09/24/russia-calling-for-intl-probes-of-kiev-atrocities-in-e-ukraine/ The Devil is most active where he thinks and feels he is most threatened. America, for the moment, is not his primary target. He thinks/feels safe in that decision for now ..
@travist77776 жыл бұрын
fooser77 Where does one find Ukrainian, Russian Orthodox women like you describe, besides the Ukraine? Don't the Russian Orthodox have the same problens with Confessional Lutherans; e.g , we're heretics?
@mauriceupton14742 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas!!
@Pygar22 жыл бұрын
The Emo Phillips version: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/g6qHfaeCstmspYU.html
@briangunn21 Жыл бұрын
Doesn't everyone crack eggs in the middle? Did I miss something?
@partyguy101ify8 жыл бұрын
As long as we keep government out of the bedroom and religion out of business, I don't care what anyone believes in.
@angelsinger45748 жыл бұрын
Well said!
@TVgeinus90sSim7 жыл бұрын
I agree to this as a Lutheran
@andrewclover14626 жыл бұрын
Andrew Bjork Good for you.
@jacobhatcher37597 жыл бұрын
sounds like what would happen if a Presbyterian married a Baptist
@levirivers57276 жыл бұрын
Jacob Hatcher I'm Baptist who have dated a former Presbyterian and now she's a Southern Baptist
@Jabberwockybird2 жыл бұрын
Depends on how free-will the baptist is. Less free-will Baptists believe in "once-saved always saved", so it shouldn't be that hard for a less free-will baptist to get along with a Presby.
@alanlight77402 жыл бұрын
Having attended a fair number of both Presbyterian and Baptist churches during my youth, most members don't seem to care much about the minor doctrinal differences between the two. In fact, it's not uncommon for people to switch back and forth between the two churches depending on what local congregation they fit in best with.
@OwassoYankeyGardenRailway2 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen this episode, and it’s hilarious! Of course I’m Reformed, and Lutherans made fun of the Calvinists with a cartoon of Jesus chained to the throne in heaven.
@haywoodjohnson28652 жыл бұрын
Oh wow!! Excellent
@tipofmytongue10246 жыл бұрын
THIS IS HILARIOUS
@eM-20207 жыл бұрын
i love my new church. i am a WELS Lutheran. :)
@joshualovelace91616 жыл бұрын
I'm one too lol
@williamfroh88305 жыл бұрын
Great I'm ELS
@stevenprestridge80564 жыл бұрын
@@williamfroh8830 Heretic
@GLue0213 жыл бұрын
Give up on the whole synod/denomination garbage. It prevents us from keeping the main thing the main thing. Jesus died for our sins and rose from the grave. That alone should be above all barriers. The centralized politics of how churches are set up now is saddening.
@007TruthSeeker11 жыл бұрын
Thanks for posting this provocative video. I believe in the Bible, and read it daily, which is a key. Most people do not read it, but read diatribes about it. The natural disinclination to read it is one of my evidences that it is true, since our Adversary does not want us to read it, so his agents struggle mightily to prevent us from reading it. Notice, if you will, how distractions pop us when you try to read the Bible. It happens. Answer: Read the Bible, especially about Y'shua (Jesus).