Chess in a Nutshell

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Want to know how to play chess? From the basics of Chess, to the tactics and rules, as well as the recent Twitch Pogchamps Tournament and Chess.com, we explore the game that is chess. Chess is a two-player strategy board game played on a checkered board with 64 squares arranged in an 8×8 square grid.
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@Joeseppi 3 жыл бұрын

chess pog

@itsfadixx 3 жыл бұрын

edited because i was not the same man 2 years ago , astaghfirullah

@Joeseppi 3 жыл бұрын

nice try

@pino9428 3 жыл бұрын

I now know how to play!! Thx.

@sonotnana 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@henrykrodziewicz6283 3 жыл бұрын

yes🙂

@ShinAravas 3 жыл бұрын

Clearly, Magnus Carlson is only considered the world's best chess player because he never had to face an Indian man passing his time on the bus playing chess in his phone.

@Joeseppi 3 жыл бұрын

the true ultimate player

@WaterDroplet02 3 жыл бұрын

perhaps magma carton IS the indian man

@endlesshope1108 3 жыл бұрын

@@WaterDroplet02 just replied to say I played against an indian man named Cagnus Marlsen, my day is horrible and my elo is even worse

@Joeseppi 3 жыл бұрын

i love magnet carpet

@WaterDroplet02 3 жыл бұрын

@@Joeseppi indeed, mignon cuisine is one of the best players out there

@r1palan 3 жыл бұрын

Dude imagine the creator was losing and he just said “Actually the queen could move wherever so “

@nicholasgerry6931 3 жыл бұрын

Lol this one's good

@gunlyte4661 3 жыл бұрын

He just casted an UNO reverse to the guy who would later beat him.

@ADAJ342 3 жыл бұрын

Trivia time¡ The queen as a chess piece was only introduced centuries after the game was created and replaced a much lamer piece known as the advisor

@koldfusion3742 3 жыл бұрын

@@ADAJ342 what did the advisor do!

@ADAJ342 3 жыл бұрын

@@koldfusion3742 ,the same as the bishop but could only move one square on each turn. The bishop also served as a replacement.

@chess 2 жыл бұрын

Yup, that pretty much sums it up 🤔

@M42-Orion-Nebula 2 жыл бұрын

bit late

@DopeThug Жыл бұрын

@beastsofscience403 Жыл бұрын

Great

@BennydoesstuffYT Жыл бұрын

Who ARE you?

@inquisition.musician Жыл бұрын

@chess official channel?

@ThatGuyRNA 2 жыл бұрын

Losing chess against people from other nations feels like I’ve made a fool out of my entire nation

@troodon1096 2 жыл бұрын

I was in Malaysia where some guy at the guesthouse I was staying in wanted to play chess against people from all different countries. I have to say I didn't really represent the US that well.

@chrisdawson1776 Жыл бұрын

@@troodon1096Embarassing

@orangecitrus8056 Жыл бұрын

French people losing to Germans

@Tethloach1 Жыл бұрын

nope not me, I hate losing. Winning feels like their nation picked the wrong guy. They lose: Oh they made the nation look bad. I lose: Oh I look bad.

@benrex7775 Жыл бұрын

I'm Swiss, I don't play.

@jclorcan08 3 жыл бұрын

Are checkmates just like the meme "to be continued" since the game stops and you dont see the king get utterly killed

@Niiue 3 жыл бұрын

essentially, yes.

@CarassiusAu 3 жыл бұрын

How do I unthink this

@nicolasleonnarino3159 3 жыл бұрын

Well, "Checkmate" is a way to say that the king is already dead, so, we could see a TV show called "1000 ways to die - King Chess edition" :v

@theobserver314 3 жыл бұрын

@@CarassiusAu Oh no, now I see it!

@randomperson6176 3 жыл бұрын

@@nicolasleonnarino3159 Checkmate requiem

@jacklikesmath9658 3 жыл бұрын

“Castling gives off the illusion that you know what you’re doing” Truer words have not been spoken.

@manaspradhan8041 3 жыл бұрын

Always castle early, or some bitch will come and fork a rook and a queen with a knight, you will cry, you will be in pain

@charlesmartiniii1405 3 жыл бұрын

@@manaspradhan8041 But one more move would put my night on such a good outpost😢

@wellshit9489 3 жыл бұрын

@@manaspradhan8041 or they go the other way around and checkmate you

@leontrotsky6430 3 жыл бұрын

Whenever I have no idea what the fuck to do I just castle. Works every time. Well, almost every time. Well, not very much actually. Well, ok I'll just stop beating myself up about it.

@theguitaristoflove5026 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is good hahaha 😆😂

@ogfuzzy8631 Жыл бұрын

"Me and the horse have a lot in common. Every time we move, it always results in an L" Truer words have never been spoken

@GrantTheMedic 2 жыл бұрын

1:23 Can we just appreciate how he edited the reflection of the board to appear on his glasses

@7cpm293 Жыл бұрын

or hes actually looking at one

@meemtiem1273 Жыл бұрын

Or it's a stock image of looking at a chessboard

@CarassiusAu Жыл бұрын

@@meemtiem1273 The chess board has pinkish background so I think it’s rather the Pogchamps tournament edited onto the glasses’ lens

@shokanshok3198 3 жыл бұрын

Me: *moves my piece* A randomass Bishop who's been standing in the same place for the past 50 turns: *Bonjour*

@miguelpereira9859 3 жыл бұрын

Bishop on the other end of the board: "I am speed"

@treeckogamermigs1274 3 жыл бұрын

@@miguelpereira9859 Me destroying my opponent with my queen: *I AM INVINCIBLE*

@lucy-qk4id 3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😂

@suezuccati304 3 жыл бұрын

Sniper bishops are poggers

@randomvids3299 2 жыл бұрын

@@suezuccati304yep

@jaysefgames1155 3 жыл бұрын

If you want to look really intelligent you queenside castle.

@fishecake2794 3 жыл бұрын

don't forget to tuck your king, fianchetto, and make a bunch of random knight moves to look like you know what you're doing

@giannisr.7733 3 жыл бұрын

@@fishecake2794 *Yes Frank, it is called rerouting my knight, like know what I am doing, you don't need to tell me* (hangs knight next move)

@seignee 3 жыл бұрын

@@giannisr.7733 "i'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move" *botez gambits*

@FikiCar0 3 жыл бұрын

Lol im also chess champion, and was twice

@poseidonsmafia1160 3 жыл бұрын

Just don‘t move either king or rook to the wrong square

@arnand6636 Жыл бұрын

My man forgot the rage you get when you accidentally get stalemate.

@user-kj8ro5bi1s 11 күн бұрын

Stalemate is the fucking worst

@tajklair 2 жыл бұрын

Just imagine chess with voice chat that would be a nightmare. 4:58

@vvuukk4 9 ай бұрын

YOU LOST YOUR KNIGHT YOU LITTLE CUCKLORD

@zacharykerr7973 3 жыл бұрын

In the thumbnail, white won cause black didn’t have a king.

@thatjason583 3 жыл бұрын

True

@hemilshah7032 3 жыл бұрын

Big brain i never noticed that 😳

@midge_gender_solek3314 3 жыл бұрын

Like in real life?

@zacharykerr7973 3 жыл бұрын

@@midge_gender_solek3314 course not it’s impossible to get that many queens cause you wouldn’t even have enough pawns but, yes white would’ve won cause black wouldn’t have a king

@midge_gender_solek3314 3 жыл бұрын

@@zacharykerr7973 I meant colonialism

@SmonkTheGreat 3 жыл бұрын

The Indian dudes just have better gaming chairs man dont worry about it.

@prajwalbharambe343 3 жыл бұрын

We sit on the floor with legs crossed.

@SmonkTheGreat 3 жыл бұрын

@@prajwalbharambe343 that's a darn good gaming chair

@ryanjacob8957 3 жыл бұрын

@death skull1897 Yeah the seats of our buses are so good that they’re always occupied

@Namelessuser501 3 жыл бұрын

I thought they just wear gaming socks

@blackcatpirates8134 3 жыл бұрын

@Rritobak Dutta I do that, whenever I watch videos or play Games

@vexzoidthecommunist Жыл бұрын

Can we just acknowledge the fact that he moves the black pieces first? (3:45)

@galfinsp7216 8 ай бұрын

That’s probably why white won

@bakedbeans3739 Жыл бұрын

“Then theres the queen. This betch cn literally go” “*W H E R E V E R T H E F O O K S H E L I K E S*” had me rolling😂😂😂

@F-35BLightningII Жыл бұрын

FR though. The accent makes it way more funny.

@bakedbeans3739 Жыл бұрын

@@F-35BLightningII so true

@Crab_Hailer 3 жыл бұрын

This made me realise why the queen's still alive and why all kings don't last very long

@Joeseppi 3 жыл бұрын

the queen just teleports around england

@vinkhe861 3 жыл бұрын

when england's in danger, the queen teleports and slits the throat of whoever is causing the threat.

@danielyuan9862 3 жыл бұрын

@@vinkhe861 unless it's a horse

@abeingfrom10thdimension55 3 жыл бұрын

@@vinkhe861 MADE IN HEAVEN

@bingkoirekt5057 3 жыл бұрын

@@abeingfrom10thdimension55 korega Made in Heaven da

@rupert2317 3 жыл бұрын

*Does castling* "I'm something of a grandmaster myself"

@avanikumari4415 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@KRONOS1909 3 жыл бұрын

*does en passant* I'm the OG International Grand Master Wizard Dragon Slayer

@mewhenthe1 3 жыл бұрын

Wins a game against a bot on easy mode: I am pro

@calebmadrid8367 3 жыл бұрын

So true

@hugo57k91 3 жыл бұрын

More like when you do en passant

@izzyspad3twwgtdebfdvgcvgfb910 4 ай бұрын

How i call each chess piece: Pawn: the normal one Rook: Castle Bishop: sniper (they literally come at you from the other side of the board) Knight: horse Queen: overpowered King: the weak but must protect one

@user-kj8ro5bi1s 11 күн бұрын

Seems accurate

@Danyko33 Жыл бұрын

"The bishop will come steaming from the other side of the board the second you stop paying attention" is the most accurate description of the bishop I've heard.

@adamduffy2407 10 ай бұрын

Bishop from 8 squares away pinning the pawn thats protecting my rook: 🗿🍷

@soupmug 3 жыл бұрын

The funny thing is, chess was invented in India. They literally have it running through their veins.

@shikhar3281 3 жыл бұрын

As Indian, Can confirm.

@bidilz 3 жыл бұрын

russia and india are powerhouse of chess. although russia has more powerful players chess was invented in india

@suezuccati304 3 жыл бұрын

Yes. Indians and Russians have an absurd tradition on chess.

@obj_obj 2 жыл бұрын

Am indian, am shit at chess

@physicsisawesome696 2 жыл бұрын

@@obj_obj same lol

@rafabdc04 3 жыл бұрын

Forgot to mention british people are extremely good at chess cuz their queen is immortal Edit: this didn't age well

@calindarul 3 жыл бұрын

Lol true

@oscarlockard1965 3 жыл бұрын

@@calindarul and America lost both towers (9/11 terrorist attack reference)

@marge3199 3 жыл бұрын

@@oscarlockard1965 no need to explain it mate

@trequor 3 жыл бұрын

@@oscarlockard1965 Some day, 9/11 may be considered as obscure knowledge on the internet. But today is not that day.

@Unlucky_Jolt 3 жыл бұрын

Hehehehhe

@roadkill3998 Жыл бұрын

“The only game where you can kill the queen with a horse” hits different now

@redactedsomething9967 Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@pkay4405 Жыл бұрын

Ong

@SolidJam Жыл бұрын

3:05 this hasn't aged well

@chaosmaster7476 Жыл бұрын

Painfully correct

@ZuroAcid111 Жыл бұрын

That is exactly what I said

@amogussussyimpostor3629 Жыл бұрын

@@chaosmaster7476 But Did the Horse Killed the queen??

@whomthebelltolls 3 жыл бұрын

the smart kid wondering how he’s losing at chess: 😰 me, eating the pieces when he’s not looking: ☺️

@uishaggy8552 3 жыл бұрын

Then he goes to court and Sue's you for cheating in the championships and destroying his property because if hes smart he knows his laws

@itisi2042 3 жыл бұрын

@@uishaggy8552 but he’s not looking tho so he doesn’t know that

@alphatwist2191 3 жыл бұрын

Then he looks back too quick ans sees you absorb the entire board

@quaianthegrimreaper7556 3 жыл бұрын

yum

@classiboy1904 3 жыл бұрын

Eating

@nihalraj6174 3 жыл бұрын

I'm the Indian whose going to disappoint the country.

@itsjustyash2750 3 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@abhiramoju6823 3 жыл бұрын

Lol, not gonna lie im decent but there is probably millions of people better than me

@youmadbro7 3 жыл бұрын

Am with you mate

@Sumirevins 3 жыл бұрын

I mean I'm ok ok Relatively Speaking My friends all pass their time playing free fire and stuff I'm Vishwanathan Anand Compared to them what can I say lol

@itsjustyash2750 3 жыл бұрын

@@Sumirevins I get u man even my friends are mostly hogging over free fire while im hogging my time wondering what to do

@waterfox2492 Жыл бұрын

2:28 This is the most relatable thing I never heard about chess until now.

@bracero9351 Жыл бұрын

killing the queen joke at 3:05 did not age well

@sneak2584 Жыл бұрын

Just wanted to say that

@jorgesolorio93 3 жыл бұрын

"Castling gives off the illusion that you somewhat know what you are doing" Damn, I really felt that.

@derpyt3913 3 жыл бұрын

It’s so fucking true too

@minorcomet282 3 жыл бұрын

When in doubt, *castle*

@FirstLast-jy7ju 2 жыл бұрын

Small brain move that makes you look big brain

@jitendradutta2374 2 жыл бұрын

I made it one thousand congrats

@minorcomet282 2 жыл бұрын

@@jitendradutta2374 n o

@NeroMai 3 жыл бұрын

The horse taking an L is disgustingly accurate

@gray_gogy 3 жыл бұрын

The knight hands out Ls more often with those sneaky forks.

@sahildhama6315 3 жыл бұрын

What does that even mean?

@reyernestambayec1686 3 жыл бұрын

@@sahildhama6315 L means loser I think

@LeCanardBelge 3 жыл бұрын

@@sahildhama6315 If you were asking about the fork, it's when a piece threatens 2 pieces in the same time, which means the opponent is forced to sacrifice one of the involved pieces to save the other. As for being sneaky, it's quite difficult for a beginner to predict the pathing of a horse (mainly due to carelessness) and by such to prevent a fork.

@priyankatangri8554 3 жыл бұрын

I am indian bro chess is invented in india so it's in our dna blood

@kensukefan47 2 жыл бұрын

2:13 I remember when I was in a chess club and the instructor or whoever that supervisor was didn't allow me to perform this with two hands.

@Flameinthecow Жыл бұрын

yea u can't do it with two hands because in tournaments the piece u touch is the piece u have to move u can't change hence u have to it with the king

@krisbreshani5731 Жыл бұрын

2:57 Technically, there is also a stale mate, which is similar to a checkmate. The only difference is that in stalemate, that king isn't in check

@physicsisawesome696 2 жыл бұрын

Me: learns en passant Also me: I think I'm ready to defeat Magnus Carlsen

@NatLaS 2 жыл бұрын

I know this is 6 months old but! Is “En passant” an English (as in the language) saying???

@physicsisawesome696 2 жыл бұрын

@@NatLaS "En passant" is french language. The english translation of en passant is "in passing".

@NatLaS 2 жыл бұрын

@@physicsisawesome696 I know, but I thought it would be weird to randomly throw French in there so I thought it was an actual saying ahah

@solus8685 2 жыл бұрын

@@NatLaS there's a lot of French words/phrases used in every language lol

@NatLaS 2 жыл бұрын

@@solus8685 True ahah I just found it weird that I had never heard of this one which, in hindisght, is silly

@lunchpunchcrab32 3 жыл бұрын

Most people: uses a strategy that can adapt to any situation in chess. Me, an intellectual: *memorizes 69,352,850,712,417 possible outcomes from 5 moves*

@Ysna-re2or 3 жыл бұрын

You still probably won’t win though

@thehiddenninja3428 3 жыл бұрын

@Facu B. L. Unfortunately not. But he wishes it was; he'd find it as easy as tic-tac-toe.

@zaaxi7424 3 жыл бұрын

e4 e5, kf3, kc6, bc4

@dr_weil 3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@x-rax716 3 жыл бұрын

@Somali Ghosh Dr fate:ok son.

@luisrd2456 Жыл бұрын

3:56 the user name💀

@TheTigerz Жыл бұрын

This is amazing editing and I love this 😂 definitely now will watch more

@vishnu2183 3 жыл бұрын

"this bastard moves diagonally"

@themalware3794 3 жыл бұрын

-Joeseppi, 2020

@almostdroppedmycroissant7426 3 жыл бұрын

*slaps piece*

@ardaali8253 3 жыл бұрын

“This bitch moves where the fuck she likes.”

@ReverbRippleSounds 3 жыл бұрын

@@neoupath8823 😂😂😂😂

@vishnu2183 3 жыл бұрын

@@ardaali8253 "fok"

@maximussmith1201 3 жыл бұрын

Magnum Carlos is good and all, but can he beat the Indian guy on the bus. No? That's what I thought

@Joeseppi 3 жыл бұрын

indian bus chess man is the ultimate warrior

@GovernorBroadsideDS 3 жыл бұрын

Best part is he actually had to beat an indian guy at chess for world champion rank

@paiadidaisada9133 3 жыл бұрын

@@GovernorBroadsideDS Actually I still remember the Vatican guy that won me yesterday. Pope playing Chingorin variation.

@manaspradhan8041 3 жыл бұрын

@@GovernorBroadsideDS what's funnier is that chess really wasn't that big in India before vishwanathan Anand became the world champion. The families where parents would teach their kids chess still had great players but for the most part it wasn't a very popular game in India.

@muhammadhammaddar7381 3 жыл бұрын

the person in indian bus was vishi anand :p

@benl1845 Жыл бұрын

4:34 electric light orchestra

@GAND-OZZ Жыл бұрын

Mr blue sky

@glowingfox704 2 жыл бұрын

Rooks are really useful when chess concerns an extra 2 dimensions and multiverse time travel.

@rasynger8833 3 жыл бұрын

“Only game that allows you to kill the Queen with a horse” - priceless

@breakerbrothers8036 3 жыл бұрын

He’s forgetting real life

@phantomytg3484 3 жыл бұрын

I mean the lawn can also take the queen sooooo

@leostillplays4426 3 жыл бұрын

Too bad that doesn’t work in real life

@seon41 3 жыл бұрын

clash royale. i think you can do it there too.

@ciphergacha9100 3 жыл бұрын

@@seon41 clash of clans

@TjazzSyn 3 жыл бұрын

4:24 An an indian chess player i can confirm that this is indeed how we defeated the bri'sh

@surajs3325 3 жыл бұрын

+1 🤣

@risyanthbalaji805 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Apple-vi6yx 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@ashthepokemonmaster2375 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@-thanawat-8296 2 жыл бұрын

200th like

@nenya9065 Жыл бұрын

Joke with queen and horse didn't age well...

@LeGhast9 Жыл бұрын

'But if you do manage to get these little pawns to the other side,.... It's upgrade time!'

@dra1905 3 жыл бұрын

As a French guy, I can confirm people at jealous of me for doing en passant

@zaaxi7424 3 жыл бұрын

Do you try the French Defence? I heard German players have a tactic against that called BLITZKRIEG

@LeeKuanYew_ 3 жыл бұрын

@@zaaxi7424 Yes but you can use "Napoleon took Berlin in 6 days" to counter that !

@formerunsecretarygeneralba9536 3 жыл бұрын

South east asian here, we use guerilla warfare tactics in our chess. We don't have any pawns, well they think that we don't have any pawns. One second, they think they're safe there and then suddenly, boom the jungle starts speaking.

@formerunsecretarygeneralba9536 3 жыл бұрын

@@LeeKuanYew_ You can only do that if germany isn't allied with russia and they activate their winter card. One of the most op defensive tactic ever, the devs need to nerf it.

@dubbl_01 3 жыл бұрын

@@LeeKuanYew_ But there's an opening trap in that system called _french surrender in six weeks_

@failure4452 3 жыл бұрын

The queen basically has an assault rifle concealed in her purse in this game

@User-kp9ix 3 жыл бұрын

@@3_smh_3 LMFAO

@medexamtoolsdotcom 3 жыл бұрын

No, it's more like the queen is on roller skates. Literally EVERY piece has a 100% kill chance of any other piece it attacks, their limitation is all merely one of mobility.

@justthebridger1802 3 жыл бұрын

@@3_smh_3 After losing their two towers, everyone has an assault rifle..

@charlestonianbuilder344 3 жыл бұрын

Correction she has an enderpearl

@jodazague8333 3 жыл бұрын

@@3_smh_3 LOL

@heavyhitman 2 жыл бұрын

OMG you are gold my bro, I'm totally addicted to the vids!!

@airconditionedstudios1011 Жыл бұрын

3:03 that is way more realistic now

@suezuccati304 3 жыл бұрын

"there could be an infinite amount of games just in the first couple moves" Actual chess games: e4 e5, Nf3 Nc6, Bb5 Nf6 both players agree to a draw

@yashjhunjhunwala6381 2 жыл бұрын

Queens Gambit Declined yo

@zve6 2 жыл бұрын

Astolfo 😩

@Hudoi-1 2 жыл бұрын

That's actually not a boring opening.

@charactooling6470 2 жыл бұрын

1. e4 e5 2. Ke2!! Ke7!!

@dereidgenosse7273 2 жыл бұрын

@@charactooling6470 Bongcloud opening

@zenokwon1177 3 жыл бұрын

"Every time we move it always results in an L" i died

@FikiCar0 3 жыл бұрын

Lol im also chess champion, and was twice

@kangaleedleaffuin2248 7 ай бұрын

“It’s the only game that you can kill the queen with a horse.” - Joesseppi

@luckypsycho5715 Жыл бұрын

2:43 The ascent makes this so much funnier 😂😂

@yanke8108 3 жыл бұрын

wait black moved first 3:45 *cursed*

@eliel1815shadow 3 жыл бұрын

That's how his opponent won, it's the equal as forgetting to say UNO when having a last card

@magnusamann6806 3 жыл бұрын

@@eliel1815shadow I didn't notice and was wondering how he lost. Thnx

@deidara_8598 3 жыл бұрын

Most chess websites allow you to "premove", essentially make a move that will automatically be played when your opponent makes a move. It shouldn't be used unless you'er absolutely sure about the development of the game and your opponents moves, lest you might hang your piece or worse

@pusheen0405 3 жыл бұрын

Atleast The Game Isn't Racist

@wadejg_blaze0n213 3 жыл бұрын

Edwardo Franco yea that makes sense

@johannr.badion3604 3 жыл бұрын

Legends has it that Joeseppi is still practicing to beat Magnum Carlos.

@s4nsk_ 3 жыл бұрын

Magnum Carlos: the Mexican chess cartel

@XEPOMETP 3 жыл бұрын

It sounds even better 😆 Magnum

@toboss3686 3 жыл бұрын

Oh you fucked up that comment

@Ploaper 2 жыл бұрын

this actually teached me chess and got me into it thank you

@KucingStare 2 жыл бұрын

Chees: *exist The queen: ah yes, a challanger

@EaterOfGeese 3 жыл бұрын

"I like chess. It's the only board game that allows you to kill the queen, with a horse" Well said...

@seon41 3 жыл бұрын

why is everyone going on about this, it literally isnt even true.

@junko7317 3 жыл бұрын

@@seon41 woosh

@seon41 3 жыл бұрын

@@junko7317 i kinda dont think so

@iamdoktah 3 жыл бұрын

@@seon41 ?

@memerboi69.0 2 жыл бұрын

@@seon41 *cough* january 5th attempted assasination *cough*

@benoffmo 3 жыл бұрын

"I fear no man. But that thing..." * Chess bots * "It scares me!"

@davidkapelnikov8637 3 жыл бұрын

indians *

@tanmaypalkar9861 3 жыл бұрын

Can't agree more.

@KidKusU 3 жыл бұрын

CBT?

@Javie3 3 жыл бұрын

Indian chess bots

@rowan404 2 жыл бұрын

5:18 I feel called out. I've 5'7, wear glasses, have terrible posture, etc.

@nikkig.2040 Жыл бұрын

Great Video.. That about sums up what I have been experiencing learning chess lol... but no matter how bad I am it is so fun!!!

@STEPZERO0 3 жыл бұрын

“Indian people must have chess running through their blood” Chess originated in india and was called Chaturanga.

@mightycannon1512 3 жыл бұрын

snom

@absolutscheisse4483 3 жыл бұрын

@@mightycannon1512 what?

@rishimanda2191 3 жыл бұрын

@@absolutscheisse4483 snom

@lxshya3992 3 жыл бұрын

@@absolutscheisse4483 *S N O M*

@aniket8350 3 жыл бұрын

But Russians are the best at chess

@Faithexx 3 жыл бұрын

This is actually hilarious man keep on doing what you’re doing

@Joeseppi 3 жыл бұрын

cheers man, glad ya liked it

@generalpounceymcpaws3927 3 жыл бұрын

I can only agree :D laughed my buttcheeks off xD

@crgaming8102 3 жыл бұрын

Lol that king can get mated by 63 queen, must be ahell of a night...

@interestedbystander196 3 жыл бұрын

@@crgaming8102 Boom, baby!

@BenTheSkipper 3 жыл бұрын

I Also found it hilarious especially when the windows error message popped up 😂

@oshodiabdulsamad2092 2 жыл бұрын

Love this video +new subscriber 🔥🔥🔥😂😂

@deyurus 2 ай бұрын

You are a great guy, ty for this video, God bless you!!!

@pr3ttyb0yfl4cko 3 жыл бұрын

Ngl this Queen's Gambit Season 2 trailer is astounding.

@frostyaura6138 3 жыл бұрын

Right!

@avanikumari4415 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@takesnijders8899 3 жыл бұрын

I wish it was true😪

@maou5508 3 жыл бұрын

"The only game where you can kill the queen with a horse" Catherine the Great: interesting

@shirori2004 3 жыл бұрын

Wait a second

@thangfahsavung9120 3 жыл бұрын

Hol' up

@fisher1634 3 жыл бұрын

myth

@napalotFPS 3 жыл бұрын

also the only game where bots are gonna kick your ass

@silentoccasion4359 3 жыл бұрын

@@napalotFPS oh yeah the fact that that’s an actual fact is awesome

@theenderbrine9697 Жыл бұрын

Chess Pieces in a Nutshell Pawn: wek Rook: THOU SHALT NOT PASS Bishop: Snipin's a good job mate Queen: **RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE** King: that guy you have to escort in shooter games

@rowan404 2 жыл бұрын

What a coincidence! I have a similar story to you! I learned to play when I was 4 or 5, but didn't take the game seriously until I was 17. I went on the chess website (I forgot why) and saw that a PogChamps tournament just happened to be scheduled to take place in a few days! I then proceeded to play a few games and 3:36 was my exact experience. It's been 9 months and I still have an ELO of just 206.

@Ronezkj15 3 жыл бұрын

"...To pin the king in a position where there's nowhere to move." Video: *_63 queens_*

@shivanshchauhan712 3 жыл бұрын

Black lost tho.....it has no king....

@crimatics2123 3 жыл бұрын

@@shivanshchauhan712 yah

@mujeebahmed918 3 жыл бұрын

@@shivanshchauhan712 it was all part of my master plan...

@jensswieringa846 3 жыл бұрын

Even if black had a king they would draw because the white king cannot even make a move even if it wanted to lose and then its a draw

@shivanshchauhan712 3 жыл бұрын

@@jensswieringa846 Well the king is checkmated, no way it would be a draw

@chessicallyinclined30 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Magnus Carlsen has won TEN games at the same time while blindfolded before! However, this pales in comparison to the world record, 48 games played blindfolded at the same time, held by Grandmaster Timur Gareyev.

@chow42 2 жыл бұрын

I once played 50 games I lost all of them

@jaxonmurtagh3265 2 жыл бұрын

How would your even play blindfolded?

@efw-vz4hc 2 жыл бұрын

@@jaxonmurtagh3265 memorizing the chess boards and having people tell you what move they made

@truewalter4193 2 жыл бұрын

I fail to memorize what i ate 1 hour ago and this dude can memorize the position of each figure on 10 chessboards. Life sucks...

@lofidripdrop2080 2 жыл бұрын

I know that guy! He gave me a hacky sack!

@kumarshaananand8759 Ай бұрын

2:56 it’s called stalemate when king can’t move anywhere, it’s mandatory to check the king and opponent can’t defend the check

@LorenLam822 2 жыл бұрын

I love the way you introduce the king and queen

@Tronny 3 жыл бұрын

this video was GREAT

@CoolNinja101 3 жыл бұрын

Who are you???

@jairuz3876 3 жыл бұрын

I agree, this video IS GREAT

@Hol_a1 3 жыл бұрын

@@CoolNinja101 Tronny

@franknezevic4385 3 жыл бұрын

@@Hol_a1 yup

@damncat2793 3 жыл бұрын

*every one of his videos are great

@toppo8091 3 жыл бұрын

"Now much like professional chess" *shows Magnus Carlson's shortest easiest chess game of all time*

@whenyourealize5846 3 жыл бұрын

Carlsen

@jthemad2616 Жыл бұрын

Minute?

@Spudman_llr 2 жыл бұрын

I love the rendition of September as the outtro of music

@BearWarriorTeddy Жыл бұрын

2:55 "Pin the king inyo a position whrr he has nowhere to move" Thats stalemate bro😂

@neeevirus 3 жыл бұрын

Bro I think the game's bugged I can't see the enemy HP

@gamingdragon2361 3 жыл бұрын

Their HP is their psychological health. You know your winning when they get stressed out. And when you get checkmate it’s ultimate humiliation for your opponent

@nobume8879 3 жыл бұрын

i don't expect to found you there lmao

@yahyaahmed8145 3 жыл бұрын

Well actually you can in chess.com

@gamingdragon2361 3 жыл бұрын

@Quantum Spice Oh no I’ve been compromised

@ji23delgado 3 жыл бұрын

@@nobume8879 Didn't expect a wall to be here

@YesHaiAmOwO 3 жыл бұрын

I won a chess tournament when I was younger simply by manipulating my opponents into making mistakes

@eepuska8498 3 жыл бұрын

It is actyally real tactic

@fyro4137 3 жыл бұрын

*the manipulator*

@CultReport 2 жыл бұрын

I just steal all the other pieces untill i can find a way to checkmate the other player

@macdonald715 2 жыл бұрын

jokes on you, no one has to manipulate me, I always make mistakes

@greekfountain9303 2 жыл бұрын

That’s actually how I used to win against my brother when I was younger, whenever he started attacking I said “I guess it’s time for my secret weapon, I’m sorry” or “it’s sad you can’t see what I’m about to do” and just confused the fuck out of him

@Userf384gw Жыл бұрын

This is the video that made me want to play chess, it inspired me to play the game. Thanks Joeseppi.

@Gxamalaza Жыл бұрын

Kill a Queen with a hoarse? Hmm. Well, this aged well. 3:03

@baironordonez1874 3 жыл бұрын

“International Grand Master Wizard Dragon Slayer” 😂😂

@dhruvdhruv7449 3 жыл бұрын

One day I will achieve that title bcz I practice daily with that man (playing chess on the bus).

@qwefhj3011 3 жыл бұрын

not good as a bongcloud master (BM) smh

@realefrain7179 3 жыл бұрын

3:45 Cursed Chess game: Black is moving first, but White always goes first

@Burn_Angel 3 жыл бұрын

That's why he lost so fast.

@confused9413 3 жыл бұрын

Wow that's racist, let's cancel the creator

@dready529 3 жыл бұрын

ikr

@SimGunther 3 жыл бұрын

How was it already checkmate in one move?

@xablarafa 3 жыл бұрын

@@SimGunther it was a joke

@Quentin-su7rd 3 ай бұрын

The way you summed up the queen was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@luckybullet8871 2 жыл бұрын

Love the content bro your a champ

@plompd1 2 жыл бұрын

*you're

@radikat. 2 жыл бұрын

Chess is one of those games where you can prove you’re smarter in every way just by winning

@adw1z Жыл бұрын

Interesting how there were two people in my class (just after year 7), they were the dumbest people I ever knew personally like bottom set for every subject and learning disabilities, but they were chess gods winning literally every tournament without even trying. Now one of them had to do an extra year of 6th form college and the other does weed and literally is the biggest stupidest troublemaker ever, so I wish I could agree with your comment but I can’t anymore 😭

@radikat. Жыл бұрын

@@adw1zDang. That makes me feel even dumber than i did before.

@ki2348 Жыл бұрын

i win at chess against my classes and it boosts my ego so much

@ReeeMonke Жыл бұрын

I won in a chess tournament at school and I feel godly. I won a mini chess set and I feel great.

@henrijs1733 Жыл бұрын

incorrect but a common illusion

@puppy777 3 жыл бұрын

The bishop one hit too close to home

@Joeseppi 3 жыл бұрын

sneaky bastards

@GovernorBroadsideDS 3 жыл бұрын

Always have to keep an eye out. Lost many games to them

@ADAJ342 3 жыл бұрын

They’re the snipers of the chess-world

@justkerby6663 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@toothpasteman3400 3 жыл бұрын

@@ADAJ342 SNIPER GET DO- *gets fucking obliterated from the other side of the board*

@wilbel4 Жыл бұрын

Love that Magnum Carlos dude

@ijemand5672 Жыл бұрын

Perfect time to watch this again

@josegonzalez-2011 3 жыл бұрын

Him about to beat a billionaire in a game of chess: 10 seconds has passed 11 seconds has passed 12 seconds has passed........ *Checkmate*

@rikiishitoru8885 3 жыл бұрын

Magnus: What's this? I haven't gotten checkmate yet? Jotaro: I put your king in check at the 13 second mark.

@wellshit9489 3 жыл бұрын

@@rikiishitoru8885 queen? In check? What dimension do you think you're in?

@rikiishitoru8885 3 жыл бұрын

@@wellshit9489 My bad, I keep getting the king and queen mixed up

@wellshit9489 3 жыл бұрын

@@rikiishitoru8885 did I fuck the reference up? Is your name not what I think it is?

@royerthedestroyer7 3 жыл бұрын

@@rikiishitoru8885 nice username 👌🏽

@sidnvt 3 жыл бұрын

As a fellow Indian, I can attest to the statements, playing chess while on a bus and chess running through our veins. Matter of fact, we're taught chess before we're taught how to walk

@Carnifier 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, we're taught chess as soon as we step into the world (To be fair, chess originated in India)

@Burn_Angel 3 жыл бұрын

Chess isn't something you're taught. You are either born with it or not.

@Burn_Angel 3 жыл бұрын

@@botnathan6028 Oh, you didn't get MY joke, huh?

@zarballa517 3 жыл бұрын

@@botnathan6028 I r/woosh YOUR r/woosh YOU SIMPLETON

@Burn_Angel 3 жыл бұрын

@@botnathan6028 Oh, you thought I literally believed you can have chess in you? Lol.

@enlightenedape3758 Жыл бұрын

That kill the queen with a horse didn’t age well.

@arsenalboi Жыл бұрын

Joeseppi: *beats martin* Also Joeseppi: now am gm

@LockwoodTheScientist 3 жыл бұрын

On the thumbnail, technically white would win considering black doesn’t have a king.

@awesome_hh7002 3 жыл бұрын

Damn man you had to copy the comment right above you?

@mko9005 3 жыл бұрын

@@awesome_hh7002 lmao for me its below him

@patstaysuckafreeboss8006 3 жыл бұрын

@@awesome_hh7002 Imagine giving a shit

@ashutoshsamantaray2572 3 жыл бұрын

One of the queens is a king in disguise.

@morgankasper5227 3 жыл бұрын

the king has a false top on

@bossman1492 3 жыл бұрын

How to win every chess game when your opponent is not looking punch him in the face

@bossman1492 3 жыл бұрын

Btw this method doesn't work for online players

@SlivCommique 3 жыл бұрын

Fikret Bossman is punch and ddos not interchangeable

@jclorcan08 3 жыл бұрын

I can confirm this it is very effective

@deadassbird3763 3 жыл бұрын

that would be animal abuse

@Generic_Gaming_Channel 3 жыл бұрын

Use the tactical nuke mod (exploiting) and nuke your opponents

@alkaline8608 5 ай бұрын

3:13 bro I cracked up

@beesechurger79 2 жыл бұрын

this was the video that made me start playing chess. now im addicted help

@nicholasmedich7493 3 жыл бұрын

"Comes steaming across the board the second you stop paying attention" Yeah, I've been there

@KRONOS1909 3 жыл бұрын

Haven't we all?

@alex2005z 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah and trying to play chess during online class doesnt help. Welp there goes my queen

@asuarez713 3 жыл бұрын

This video got me into chess.

@GDBowman1987 3 жыл бұрын

Same, but im so bad lol

@EaterOfGeese 2 жыл бұрын

this comment got me into ur mom! (jk)

@rzdrawing7233 2 жыл бұрын

Same here

@willow1580 2 жыл бұрын

@@EaterOfGeese cringe and u had to say jk ╰（‵□′）╯

@enderarmer2191 2 жыл бұрын

the queen can go everywhere because the board looks like kitchen floor

@user-kj8ro5bi1s 11 күн бұрын

Go back to the 1800's!👩‍🍳

@enderarmer2191 10 күн бұрын

@@user-kj8ro5bi1s ok🥲