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Chicken Pig Attack - The Return of Takeo
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4 жыл бұрынTakeo emerges to defeat evil - this time with more muscle. GET THE SONG OR GET JUMP-KICKED BY A NINJA: music.apple.co...
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Directed by the Gregory Brothers
Andrew, Evan, and Michael Gregory
Starring Takeo Ischi...as himself
Featuring
Aki Yasuda as Kingpin
Garrett Volpe and Chris Stanley as Henchmen
Chris Mauceri as Chicken Ninja
Dev Sim as Pig Ninja
Evan Gregory as Pitiful Hostage
Michael Gregory as Aspiring Yodeler
Chicken and Wilma provided by Aly’s Ponys
Filmed at the Harlem Valley Homestead in Wingdale, NY
Producer: Amelia Burger
Dir. Photography: Steven DiCasa
Asst. Camera: Cody Buesing
Production Assistant: Cheryl Tsushima
Sound Mixer: Joe Cantor
Add’l scoring & music mixing: Aaron Beaumont
Cello: Alexandra Jones
Editor: Rob Nassau
VFX: Neal Jonas
Color: Ilia Gumerov
Poster: Morgan King
On-set translation: Liz Yasuda, Andreas Wöber
Add’l translation: Hikaru Kitabayashi, Jesse Gillespie
No animals were harmed during filming, even when they BARST into human ninjas! All animals were trained, courteous professionals, and brought professional human handlers to watch them.
LYRICS:
[angelic but harrowing yodel]
Now begins the fight of a lifetime
We can end it all and end it right
Two warriors challenge you
They came ready to fight
Oh, chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs
They're not here to play
Chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs
You're on their plate today
Six legs! two wings!
And one ass-whooping
Cock on a swine
(Cock on a swine)
Friends for all time
(For all time)
Swine with a cock
(Swine with a cock)
They can never be stopped
There is no escape from justice
Nowhere to hide from your fate
You may want forgiveness
I'd say yes but for them it's too late
Oh, chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs
They're not here to play
Chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs
You're on their plate today
Six legs! two wings!
And one ass-whooping!
Cock on a swine
(Cock on a swine)
Friends for all time
(For all time)
Swine with a cock
(wine with a cock)
They can never be stopped
They look so cute and cuddly
You might expect a kiss
But if you're on their bad side
You'll only get their iron fists
Cock on a swine
(Cock on a swine)
Friends for all time
(For all time)
Swine with a cock
(Swine with a cock)
They can never be stopped
#TakeoCinematicUniverse #ChickenAttack #SchmoCinematicUniverse
@schmoyoho 4 жыл бұрын
RAT ATTACK IS HERE 🐀🐓🐀 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Ztemgqyerb3SlWw.html COW ATTACK: 🐄: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/r7morLN-v9HWp4k.html Stream all the tracks: open.spotify.com/album/23ZfRUlpqLgL9i3z8R9hTQ?si=Nx7E6mT5S1GkNwqybwHmZw
@popmop1867 4 жыл бұрын
You serious? As a rat owner that'd be epic
@schmoyoho 4 жыл бұрын
@@popmop1867 can we hire your rat for Rat Attack 2: Now There Are More Rats?
@samtherat6 4 жыл бұрын
I approve, time to get our revenge!
@bigmike- 4 жыл бұрын
@@schmoyoho I love this timeline.
@user-li3ut8gb9i 4 жыл бұрын
Is there going more Takeo after next week's?
@thenerd-bot9847 4 жыл бұрын
The sequel we never expected, but we always wanted.
@SonicluNerdGamer 4 жыл бұрын
No, we never wanted it We N E E D E D it
@youtubewatcher9451 4 жыл бұрын
Ludgero Falanga we wanted AND needed it
@SonicluNerdGamer 4 жыл бұрын
@@youtubewatcher9451 ok, valid
@schmoyoho 4 жыл бұрын
Takeo sensed your need and came to the rescue
@MrBoob 4 жыл бұрын
@@schmoyoho Wait, are we giving all the credit to Takeo? What about Chicken and Pig???
@papachonk8103 4 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when you max out a bard
@schmoyoho 4 жыл бұрын
at level 15 switched classes and started taking levels as druid
@drowninglisa9441 4 жыл бұрын
Wow
@deinogreenstreet8631 4 жыл бұрын
they make a a full party of druid multi-classes! you have the human bard-druid, the aarokocra monk-druid, the half orc barbarian-druid, and the shifter rogue-druid.
@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471 4 жыл бұрын
@Hanyu ZHANG hahahah
@maseratiii3824 3 жыл бұрын
what game? or just rpgs in general
@generalhunsnomoreracistcom7070 2 жыл бұрын
This man has a massive talents. He knows german, he knows japanese, he knows english. How talented he is!!!
@makipri 2 жыл бұрын
@Pontiuspilotus And pigs!
@its.a.waffledog 2 жыл бұрын
@Pontiuspilotus correct'o mate
@SomethingaboutScreens Жыл бұрын
German?
@get-the-joke Жыл бұрын
@@SomethingaboutScreens Bavarian and standard German.
@ColeInJapan Жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention his amazing yodeling skills
@Komikino 4 жыл бұрын
This needs to be an ongoing series!
@schmoyoho 4 жыл бұрын
IT IS kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Ztemgqyerb3SlWw.html
@brickman3672 4 жыл бұрын
@@Komikino id watch it lowkey lol
@k1llsh0t_87 3 жыл бұрын
@AnimalMedia99 lol I would love a musical about this
@droolingfangirl 3 жыл бұрын
It looks like they’re doing a series, with the new animal being the next zodiac animal in the sequence.
@Komikino 3 жыл бұрын
@@droolingfangirl Makes sense! I can't wait for DRAGON!!!!
@bozanimal5576 4 жыл бұрын
These folks understand for what the internet was created.
@potironjeanemmanuel2664 4 жыл бұрын
Sure they do...
@Priscilla_A 4 жыл бұрын
Chicken and pig?
@minhtri33ophan91 4 жыл бұрын
@@Priscilla_A r/woooosh
@apollojustice3431 4 жыл бұрын
@@minhtri33ophan91 people who write "r/whoooosh" in 2020 are just boring kids who want to do things that they think come from the elite but is just as boring and mainstream as they are
@hoanglongnguyen3125 4 жыл бұрын
your 444th like
@DJIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIl 4 жыл бұрын
"I can control all animal, but chicken is the best..." Pig : 😒😔
@hashbrown7845 4 жыл бұрын
Adji Fachrul R. It’s true tho! That song gave me a new love for chickens lmao
@raleighhulse5186 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe before he had just not yet met the pig lol
@happymolecule8894 4 жыл бұрын
Rat: 🤔
@JohnDoe-qu2dr 4 жыл бұрын
2nd is still good. It's like you can't get 1st if you have an Asian in your class.
@jasonlefebvre2197 4 жыл бұрын
Rat: 😒😔
@iam_ahumans7851 2 жыл бұрын
"Six legs, two wings, one ass-whooping" truly a masterpiece
@echofoxtrot2.051 Жыл бұрын
I can't mess up your perfect like count so I'm liking it down here. Lol
@saltcitytarot 21 күн бұрын
Right?! 😂😂
@donniecoates8222 17 күн бұрын
Most epic beautyful madd but brilliant bar ever
@b.r.52 4 жыл бұрын
I was drinking tea after feeding my dogs when I saw this in my recommendations. In less than a minute, I was choking while laughing so hard that it was only after 30 minutes that I could rewatch this and finish the video. Gosh this is a gem.
@Jaykaverse 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@GuaptamusPrime 2 жыл бұрын
He forgot to feed the dog and all...
@mootroidXproductions 4 жыл бұрын
Can't believe everyone's granddad is back. I missed him. He's grown so much more powerful.
@veterusv.4980 4 жыл бұрын
Next time: A cow joins the frey with its milk gun
@iranoutofnames123 4 жыл бұрын
@@veterusv.4980 Rip,next time is a Rat
@theflaminglionhotlionfox2140 2 жыл бұрын
@@veterusv.4980 hello you were right
@pigeon5935 4 жыл бұрын
I did not know druid/bard was a viable multiclass.
@ostangvulkahn1875 4 жыл бұрын
Some time better than druid/barb
@etherealmenace72 4 жыл бұрын
You have to be willing to dump strength and have lower stats in everything else. Tempted to make this an NPC in a game of mine. Lol
@pigeon5935 4 жыл бұрын
@@etherealmenace72 you can also dump intelligence. Potentially dex if you pick up heavy armour somehow.
@schmoyoho 4 жыл бұрын
500 charisma
@drisouza6664 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha my next character 🤣
@yenieltorres7773 4 жыл бұрын
Every anime villain: Ha! Prepare to meet your doom! *faint yodeling* Villain: Why do I hear boss music-
@joshuausifo1015 3 жыл бұрын
People just have no respect bro I'll be your first comment
@KuroDCupu 3 жыл бұрын
*Ancient yodel of reckoning*
@signedzulu7637 3 жыл бұрын
No boss music implies he can be defeated. He’s the protagonist.
@bobbaseball5182 3 жыл бұрын
and somehow few protagonists even died
@shammaideen6628 4 жыл бұрын
I've been in an existential crisis recently. I used to question my purpose in the universe. After watching the Takeo cinematic universe, I now finally understand the meaning of life. To witness the creation and realization of the greatest superhero team ever assembled and the great man who is responsible for bringing together these defenders of justice.
@kaitokaito2045 4 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@baronhugh7811 3 жыл бұрын
I've been crying at 2 pm in the night lately, and I got to say Takeo cinematic universe has been my savior. I wouldn't have the strength to look after myself without his yodeling, let alone handle my 6 kids.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 жыл бұрын
All jokes aside, Aki Yasuda has a beautiful voice. The yodeling Japanese man is at it again.
@poweroffriendship2.0 4 жыл бұрын
So this must be the same guy who yodels to chicken? I remember that video about it.
@schmoyoho 4 жыл бұрын
Takeo Ischi is the yodeling protagonist (Aki Yasuda plays the villain, and also has a beautiful voice)
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 жыл бұрын
@@schmoyoho Ah I see, so I have forsaken my Japanese idols. I am ashamed.
@jakobmann1497 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache you are under every smite video and now you are here. I see, you are a man of culture as well.
@LuiTrully 4 жыл бұрын
Oh so that's his name
@Urdman 4 жыл бұрын
I’m scared to see him bring a full English breakfast to life
@commenteroftruth9790 4 жыл бұрын
Banana go
@monetstallion9363 4 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how he would pull off black pudding, but I'd love to see it happen nonetheless...
@Megaboom-ml2fq 4 жыл бұрын
Next we need a cow for the milk
@Urdman 4 жыл бұрын
Megaboom 123456 That’s it. Nerf Takeo
@Urdman 4 жыл бұрын
Commenter Of Truth he uses it during the chase scene
@blindtherapper2470 4 жыл бұрын
Wow he really looks like a druid who's one with nature.
@triangletriangle4520 4 жыл бұрын
hes a high high level bard druid hybrid
@Biluseu 4 жыл бұрын
Best comment.
@fluffball6142 3 жыл бұрын
He's lvl 20 for sure
@Kamamura2 3 жыл бұрын
@@triangletriangle4520 Drurd... or Bruid?
@mcmadow 3 жыл бұрын
He even lives in the mountains
@way7952 4 жыл бұрын
The heck KZfaq?! I’ve watched chicken attack and yodel so many times but you never recommended this???
@ArcticMonkey2100 6 ай бұрын
Seriously I can't think of the number of times that I watched chicken attack and this has been out for 4 years and KZfaq never recommended it to me
@Spingerex 2 ай бұрын
Fr
@thedevil9442 4 жыл бұрын
"In English" *Answers in japanese
@leandrowngo 4 жыл бұрын
The Devil that is an actual thing. When you’re there they can understand us better if we speak in proper English than whatever we call our broken Japanese.
@leokommadant938 4 жыл бұрын
Atleast they can still understand each other if he also learned both English and Japanese. It's already fine as usual for such of broken language
@FewRxi 4 жыл бұрын
Happens to me a lot, I understand both and if the other part can also understand both but one is broken at speaking, we'll just speak your best one and the communication would be easier than trying to decode the broken language
@poweroffriendship2.0 4 жыл бұрын
*_So this is basically a Karate Kid version of Angry Birds in anime? This one really have some potential in it. I wanna see that._*
@andrewrosegregory 4 жыл бұрын
*mind explodes*
@poweroffriendship2.0 4 жыл бұрын
@@andrewrosegregory BOOM!!!
@Biellien 4 жыл бұрын
Imma comment before this blows up
@WingMaster562 4 жыл бұрын
Jojo's Bizarre Farm Animals
@poweroffriendship2.0 4 жыл бұрын
@@WingMaster562 You mean, Jojo's Animal Farm Adventures?
@Lady_Crispr 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the old man didn't free the brother, but just gave him a taco and some booze like some Cheshire cat agent of chaos. He's only really going to help so much. Free yourself. Here's a taco. Get drunk.
@meinfisch2056 4 жыл бұрын
“In order to make an omelette, it is required that you break eggs” Wise word. I’ll give you that.
@nadzriizzbullah6900 4 жыл бұрын
They'd be saying anything in Japanese and it'll still sound so badass. "I'm looking for an intern. You can order pizza for me and answer my emails."
@Call-me-Al 4 жыл бұрын
It's all in the voice/tone. German sounds intimidating as hell when Rammstein sing, but if a flamboyant light-voiced comedy dude says the exact same thing, it is just gonna sound goofy. (See the gay "indian" in Der Schuh des Manitu for reference)
@avriannahayes8069 4 жыл бұрын
This obviously needs to be a yearly update to the chicken attack
@GoodBoyChend 4 жыл бұрын
No one: Subtitle: SWIIIIIINE WITH A CAHHHHCK THEY CAN NEVER BE STAHHHHHHPPED
@absolutelynoshowshere234 2 ай бұрын
Ty I wass watching with the cc closed and just had to review it once more for this AND IT WORTH IT
@OneOneThree-wl7ml 10 ай бұрын
This is unironically legendary. Takeo Ischi is probably my favorite singer. OMG How do more people not know about him?
@robbiegarber898 4 жыл бұрын
I have high hopes for rat attack. Let's make this a 4-6 Trilogy, not a 1-3 Trilogy.
@ghanphol 4 жыл бұрын
@Neohybrid Kai jesus man, cool down. This is meant to be funny fighting, not a bloody massacre. Geese are evil
@maurice2571 4 жыл бұрын
Also not 7-9 trilogy
@TheHunterOfYharnam 4 жыл бұрын
1-3 was a good trilogy 7 and 9 were good movies (they had mistakes sure but it wasn't as bad as most say) 8 was like 1 not that good but still okeyish
@ShiningHatsya 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheHunterOfYharnam I must pray for the DUCK "BALUT" sequel.
@johant73 4 жыл бұрын
4-6 for prequels, 7-9 for future stories.
@Lightnings 4 жыл бұрын
just imagine you're that guy being held hostage with no vision, but then you hear Takeo Ischi coming in yodeling, singing this text and saving your ass How high are the chances your mind is playing tricks?
@Darksnider05 4 жыл бұрын
You'd have to believe you have a head wound.
@jsnug42 4 жыл бұрын
Your comment could have just ended with "how high?" and it would've been right.
@YoMamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 4 жыл бұрын
I'd think I was drugged by my kidnappers
@16thSquadSanseki 4 жыл бұрын
I can't get over how well the music for these is written + how clear Takeo's voice is
@EddyOfTheMaelstrom Жыл бұрын
I have a master's degree in music theory and composition. These songs deserve a place in the halls of virtuosity. Seriously. This is some insane stuff.
@Wachalpharoh 4 жыл бұрын
This yodeling serves as a well balanced breakfast for my ears, that rejuvenates my work week fatigue. Arigato Takeo-Sama!
@feerocomics5082 4 жыл бұрын
Takeo is basically a walking Stand Arrow at this point, he just turns animals into Stands...
@hanselsihotang 4 жыл бұрын
He is the strongest stand master ever. He has the ability to turn anything into stands
@AnhNguyen-eu4br 4 жыл бұрын
Chicken World,Pig Platinum
@suggarion1362 4 жыл бұрын
You are a hero, sir
@TheOriginalMfew 4 жыл бұрын
Is that a jojo reference?
@cimolbalado 4 жыл бұрын
Takeo is basically a yodeling Black Sabbath
@SkinzDiablo 2 ай бұрын
I love how Ishio tells him to speak English, and then answers in Japanese anyway. Pure comedic gold.
@HElSENBERG308 Жыл бұрын
How can something be so funny, so serious and so good sounding
@fiq1518 4 жыл бұрын
"chicken and a pig bacon and eggs" Chicken and pig: excuse me, *what*
@BK01012 4 жыл бұрын
"Swine with a cock"
@schmoyoho 4 жыл бұрын
chicken: *shrugs* pig: *flees*
@maidknightonit9589 4 жыл бұрын
Oh jesus. He commented
@dmkajnew 4 жыл бұрын
@@maidknightonit9589 *deep breaths*
@bloodmutt 4 жыл бұрын
"I have low self-esteem. I actually wouldn't mind being harmed."
@anekinvillegas3517 4 жыл бұрын
Blood Mutt slaps harder than my moms belt
@psicogames5509 4 жыл бұрын
Relatable
@Jaykaverse 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@1umbreon4life 2 жыл бұрын
Always appreciate relatable content
@tatetunu5363 4 жыл бұрын
Takeo ischi has a really beautiful voice. I really feel eased when listening to his beautiful yodeling songs.
@Chef-Juice 3 жыл бұрын
Never have I realized something I needed so much lol Guy Randomly sings Evil dudes Stares awkwardly at the singing dude* Also Evil Dudes "HE IS A STAND USER!!!"
@karinkashiki2344 4 жыл бұрын
Schmoyoho are musical geniuses. I don’t know how they do it but pls never stop 10/10
@Groovemonkey-pd4ht 4 жыл бұрын
"They are not mine they are my friends" A few years ago: "I gift you this chicken today"
@izzuddinfaruqi1493 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly what's on my mind
@amiesports 4 жыл бұрын
It's a different chicken, do you see it? 🙂
@FaethorFerenzcy 4 жыл бұрын
Also he gifted the chicken and took it away moments later when i remember correctly 🤣
@Groovemonkey-pd4ht 4 жыл бұрын
@@amiesports So some of the animals that are on his side are friends and others are eggs for dinner and legs for winter? XD
@yulawluu3377 4 жыл бұрын
It is simple. Now he realizes the chicken spirited value (friendship). He will not gift his friend to anyone
@biganimetiddies9477 4 жыл бұрын
I’m ready for the anime.
@KyeEnzoden 3 жыл бұрын
I agree, and they must have Takeo voice act his character, PLUS songs during the battles.
@roxxram9151 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the chicken and the pig have different fighting styles
@carline1357 4 жыл бұрын
God, I never know if I'm supposed to laugh, cry or have goosebumps so I do all at the same time
@schmoyoho 4 жыл бұрын
🙏🙏 come back tomorrow for Rat Attack 🐀
@maxistutankamon1220 Жыл бұрын
@@schmoyoho 2 Years later and I'm about to watch it for the first time
@Malphorus Жыл бұрын
@@maxistutankamon1220 Glorious, no?
@maxistutankamon1220 Жыл бұрын
@@Malphorus yes indeed
@nategriepentrog4662 Жыл бұрын
@@maxistutankamon1220 very much
@TheDGomezzi 4 жыл бұрын
I wish it had more yodeling, like the first one. I like when he switches back and forth from chest to head voice.
@schmoyoho 4 жыл бұрын
stay tuned for Rat Attack, that has the faster yodel style (we call it the uberyodel), for this we used a slower yodel / melody technique
@happymolecule8894 4 жыл бұрын
@@schmoyoho WHOA, RATS?
@CheezMonsterCrazy 4 жыл бұрын
@@happymolecule8894 *Ghost has entered the chat*
@daledorable6877 4 жыл бұрын
Second one*
@davabran 4 жыл бұрын
@@CheezMonsterCrazy Papa Takeo
@Kamamura2 3 жыл бұрын
If only Akira Kurosawa was still alive... we could have a whole evening 4h long blockbuster full of samurai showdowns and delightful yodeling.
@isseihyoudou9787 4 жыл бұрын
The Swine is Litteraly Inosuke from kimetsu no yaiba
@sink9035 4 жыл бұрын
Do not soil this sacred land
@gardeniachan8780 4 жыл бұрын
Zenitsu is a chicken confirmed
@djrpro6501 4 жыл бұрын
your first lesson will be about the time i underestimated the local mafia
@schmoyoho 4 жыл бұрын
2nd lesson: the Jedi must end
@annoyingdoge572 4 жыл бұрын
@@schmoyoho Lesson three... what is it? ...I was going to the Tosche, Tosche Station (it just isn't fair)
@TheDoubleDeuced 4 жыл бұрын
Lesson 4: Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.
@djrpro6501 4 жыл бұрын
Lesson 5: you shall build a turtle fence
@djrpro6501 4 жыл бұрын
Lesson 6: i am pointing to the emu of elf excretion...dont leave me swinging in the wind untill November
@EC-oc6kz 4 жыл бұрын
Not the anime we deserve, but the anime we need.
@CellGames2006 3 жыл бұрын
www.theguardian.com/world/2021/feb/27/rooster-fitted-with-blade-for-cockfight-kills-its-owner-in-india? It's real.
@CurlyMouse 4 жыл бұрын
This took me back to 2017 and one of the best things i've ever seen/heard. ngl seeing this come out on my bday made me so happy. Who knew chickens and a pigs would give me these happy flashbacks
@lazycat2900 4 жыл бұрын
This is so weird, I cluckin' love it. KFC would be the most evil organization in this universe tho
@Fede_uyz 4 жыл бұрын
Wait until you hear the 100% chicken, chicken attack
@felicia_do_animation7222 4 жыл бұрын
@@Fede_uyz omg that one was amazing
@god2593 3 жыл бұрын
That profile pic is adorable
@ichibento6434 4 жыл бұрын
*pig transforms* Me: Oh no, he's hot.
@brunomartins1698 4 жыл бұрын
That bacon
@reyviewchannel97 4 жыл бұрын
Gei
@brunomartins1698 4 жыл бұрын
@@reyviewchannel97 not enough
@Blackholebirb 4 жыл бұрын
@@brunomartins1698 damn it I was gonna make a similar joke!! Oh well, guess I will still do it: I wouldn't mind a bit of that bacon if ya know what I am saying ;)
@abearwithatophat6273 4 жыл бұрын
I'm gay now
@user-li1eh5sp7g 4 жыл бұрын
"I hope you don't mind the risk of danger!" "No. Not at all. I have low self esteem"
@YoMamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 4 жыл бұрын
"I wouldn't mind being harmed" I felt that
@stevenh3154 4 жыл бұрын
I'm in this video, and I like it
@TheSwordcluts Жыл бұрын
What you've just watched is one of the most insanely beautiful things I have ever seen. Everyone in this room is now smarter for having listened to it. I award you every point, and may God bless your soul.
@fairydaisy3362 4 жыл бұрын
The chicken : *exist* Takeo Ischi : thats a real estate
@justheretocommentforyoutob4387 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, I never knew he'd return. I guess 2020 is actually gonna be great
@schmoyoho 4 жыл бұрын
choose your fighters for WW3
@Turbon 4 жыл бұрын
schmoyoho The Chicken :3
@kaskomisar 4 жыл бұрын
schmoyoho duck
@Telsun78 4 жыл бұрын
Cow. I'd like some milk with my eggs and bacon. Maybe some cheese to have a nice omelet.
@MichaelSmith-fm5ln 4 жыл бұрын
Can we get a chameleon in there? I'd love to do some stealth missions.
@lizyasuda6480 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! ...Chicken-Pig passed the million mark today in under 3 weeks! Congrats to Takeo-san, the Gregory clan, Kingpin Aki (mean, evil, and my personal 男) -and all the other beautiful and talented creatures, both human and otherwise, that dedicated themselves to the making of this video. Go, chickens, go!
@schmoyoho 4 жыл бұрын
Liz Yasuda Thank you, Liz, you & Aki made the shoot more fun and magical! I hope you’re doing ok without him while he does his time on Rikers Island. I passed a Free Aki protest in Union Square today 🤔
@lizyasuda6480 4 жыл бұрын
@schmoyoho Yes, with emotional support from his two loyal, faithful, and -very hot- *hard-working* henchmen, I'm bravely carrying on! Aki will be ok at Rikers until his inevitable total exoneration...as long as I keep him well-supplied with his favorite comfort foods; nori-wrapped rice balls and fresh home-made _shiokara._ 🍙 🍙🦑🍙 🍙
@groovyguru7309 4 жыл бұрын
“I have low self esteem, so I wouldn’t mind getting harmed” I felt that bro. ;-;
@axcolleen 4 жыл бұрын
The sequel we all didn’t expect yet want.
@azraelgorge9203 4 жыл бұрын
Can we just acknowledge that Takeo wearing lederhosen is probably the best thing we've ever seen? Aside from the ass whooping brought from chicken and pig.
@Dcook85 3 жыл бұрын
This was in my recommended. Went into it cold. No regrets.
@Sarah12471 5 ай бұрын
I know i am really late, but i appreciate how the Chicken and the Pig both have distinct fighting, with the chicken having one that seems more eastern inspired dodging and punching as that is where chickens are from, and the swine being a pure strength grappler, as a boar can fuck up your day if it wants to
@azlan4269 4 жыл бұрын
Stand User : *Takeo Ischi* Stand Name : *Bacon and Eggs*
@dilass 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh this sounds like a legit stand and user
@DapperestDave 4 жыл бұрын
Stand Name:Golden Barn
@MinhNguyen-wk4im 4 жыл бұрын
HolY sHit IS thAt MotHer FucKIng A jOjo RefeRencE !!!??!!
@Thelukestudio 4 жыл бұрын
@@MinhNguyen-wk4im No, Jojo is Takeo Ischi reference
@jacko646697 15 күн бұрын
4:08 I love how in the background you can hear the cameraman holding his laughter :D
@jaydearly7367 8 ай бұрын
Wow was I never expecting to find Takeo Ishi had his own cinematic universe and I'm so glad it exists. These are excellently put together and Takeo's voice is amazing as per usual!
@islapcrabs 4 жыл бұрын
When the Bard, Monk, and Barbarian all put levels into Druid
@crashicle 4 жыл бұрын
Next: Rat Attack Year: 2020 History: 1920 and 1820 has massive Black Death outbreak
@chewpuppy8786 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's all coming together
@acelcp6970 4 жыл бұрын
And we got this coronavirus thing in the beginning of this year....
@cameronthompson5516 4 жыл бұрын
@@acelcp6970 well chaps Last man standing wins, best of luck to you!
@NYuu05 4 жыл бұрын
acel CP But except for rats it’s rats with wings
@ltxryo568 4 жыл бұрын
Omg your guess is real!!!!!!
@Blank_asddedajd 5 ай бұрын
Truly an item asylum moment
@Skywarslord 3 ай бұрын
IS THAT IS THAT ITEM ASYLUM
@Combat_dummy69 15 күн бұрын
@@SkywarslordYEAH🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥵
@anhsuquoc5854 14 күн бұрын
IS THAT IS THAT ITEM ASYLUM
@86fifty 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad this video and its sequel were able to be made before the lockdowns... one of the few cinematic universes that was NOT interrupted by the world going bonkers, so we can be thankful for such small favors! :)
@oztippetarius 4 жыл бұрын
The comeback everyone deserves.
@schmoyoho 4 жыл бұрын
best comeback: -Bieber- Takeo Ischi
@oztippetarius 4 жыл бұрын
@@schmoyoho lmao yesssssss
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta till a chicken pig attacks
@SlewedBoot25934 4 жыл бұрын
Almost as bad as your mom
@kaskomisar 4 жыл бұрын
*swine with a cock attacks
@Kyavata 4 жыл бұрын
Cock with a swine sounds like my first relationship
@NielsMulvad 6 ай бұрын
It still brings tear to my eyes, chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs. There is so many layers, it's so deep. It hits me right in the heart, together with the 3 burgers I bought from McD.
@_JesusChrist. 8 ай бұрын
I replay that 1 second when the chicken bucks and the guy recoils at 00:21 repeatedly. It’s amazing.
@xanderxdb3650 4 жыл бұрын
- Ash when he gets his second pokemon.
@MrZaborskii 4 жыл бұрын
Bro, post this comment on Reddit and send me the link so I can give you gold.
@poocheese55 4 жыл бұрын
I have listened to Chicken Attack probably 1000 times. I LOVE it. I did NOT expect a freaking sequel, and it is just as good if not better. This is phenomenal. Takeo Ischi is an amazing vocalist/yodeler. To be able to take classic yodeling and turn it into a modernized song like this is very well done and very catchy.
@absolutelynoshowshere234 2 ай бұрын
I just thought its a clickbait for chicken attack< and I faced a sequel masterpiece. This should be everywhere
@nekomancer47 4 жыл бұрын
When you multi class into druid and bard
@lyonmathias923 4 жыл бұрын
The people that disliked this shall soon be chicken pig attacked
@aidan8465 4 жыл бұрын
Lyon Mathias they'll soon expect 6 legs 2 wings and an ass whooping
@ShippoHsu 4 жыл бұрын
DIO BRANDO COOOOOOOCK AND A SWIIIIIIINE
@WhirledPeace 4 жыл бұрын
I haven’t even watch the video yet and your comment made me crack up! LOL
@christopherorta41 4 жыл бұрын
Can we please makes these into movies already lol. Here's the trilogy: "Chicken Attack", "Chicken Attack 2: Pig and Chicken, "Chicken Attack 3: Rise of The Rat."
@_VanAnBinh 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MusicGodAndMyLaptop 4 жыл бұрын
Did you know about the rat attack film? It seems to follow Chinese calendar. Next year: Ox attack.
@christopherorta41 4 жыл бұрын
I mean a full length feature film that shows in theatres.
@kpaenen 4 жыл бұрын
Would his hit "Bockwurst, Bier und Blasmusik " be part of the extended universe?
@christopherorta41 4 жыл бұрын
@@kpaenen yes my friend.
@amberleebatchelor6949 Ай бұрын
omg I was crying I was laughing so hard! This is perfect! Just what I needed this week!
@Takata_Yuu 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh I’m actually crying this is too beautiful
@Scamuel31 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting killed by a pig and a chicken irl...
@poweroffriendship2.0 4 жыл бұрын
Ooh
@ParanoidTheMarvin 4 жыл бұрын
Haha... Plentiful of people die by pigs after mishandling them. I mean kids count as people right?
@jameskilgour387 4 жыл бұрын
A wild boar can take down a person easy, plenty of people have died to pigs
@remnantsofkigol98 4 жыл бұрын
Ive played Zelda
@WORLD_STXR 4 жыл бұрын
Well I mean. . .it is possible
@PedricCuf 4 жыл бұрын
"I have low self-esteem so I actually wouldn't mind being harmed." Oof. Didn't expect that sucker punch.
@robinplays86 4 жыл бұрын
I did not expect them to call me out.
@EFS967 4 жыл бұрын
Takeo : * start sing * Pig : we work together, Chicken ! Chicken : *Ah shit here we go again*
@lizyasuda6480 4 жыл бұрын
Ha, ha, I love this! Very true if it were the same chicken; but this is a different chicken. Takeo-san's power is such that he can change _any_ chicken into a ninja with varying special powers. For a good example, see Takeo san's *Rat Attack* .
@cuppacake987 2 жыл бұрын
The day anything happens to this man, I will cry so many tears
@MrCBrewskii 4 жыл бұрын
Popeyes: welcome to Popeyes what would you like to order? Me: "Six legs two wings " and one large ice teaaa Edit: thanks for the likes and heart haven't had this many before.
@gregoriusandrianto6130 4 жыл бұрын
sorry, no ice tea. We only serve ass whooping here.
@andrewrosegregory 4 жыл бұрын
11/10, would chicken pig again 🐔🐷🥊
@elatronion 4 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest thing ever! The only extra thing I would wish for, if for Takeo Ischi to mix the animal sounds more within the song. Just like in Chicken Yodeling! But with other animals too!
@kaninerflagg9998 Жыл бұрын
I unapologetically love these to death.
@vidomansam 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna lie I love the more original stuff that they do it sounds so good as well
@schmoyoho 4 жыл бұрын
wait, you don't think 1999, the collab we recorded w/ Obama in our studio, was original???
@Kya10 4 жыл бұрын
@@schmoyoho Come on, it's easy to see that the president green-screened all of you before sending you the video.
@dontworryimjustaregularguy3181 4 жыл бұрын
So is this the JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure that everyone is talking about?
@whey8028 4 жыл бұрын
this man has 2 stands
@WisnuNurAlam 4 жыл бұрын
Yes but actually no..
@kevinnormalmanperson3842 4 жыл бұрын
cc eats WHEY D4C: *i’m 4 parallel universes above you*
@s023348 4 жыл бұрын
What a golden experience
@cambeditcambedit1441 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly! why doubt yourself?
@fiddlestickjones Жыл бұрын
There has never been a cinematic universe that puts out as.many masterpieces as this one
@MimicksRiot 9 ай бұрын
I had no idea you made more of the chicken attack songs, and yet I'm very happy
@Saiyan_Goku 4 жыл бұрын
"Distant Yodeling of Reckoning" "Distant Drums of Reckoning" Brought to you by Close Captions.
@crabeatcrab6011 4 жыл бұрын
*PLEASE EXPAND THE TCU (Takeo Cinematic Universe) I NEED IT*
@schmoyoho 4 жыл бұрын
return on Thursday for the expansion 💖
@crabeatcrab6011 4 жыл бұрын
@@schmoyoho omg yes
@randomrhynos Жыл бұрын
If I'm ever in trouble and an old man walks in with various farm animals by his side, I will rejoice
@gadlygamer 3 жыл бұрын
stand user: takeo stand name: [CHICKEN PIG ATTACK] Power: A Speed: C Range: INF Durability: B Precision: A Potential: INF ability: sort of like bohemian rhapsody any animal or nature based thing near takeo or touched by takeo can be turned into a sort of humanoid stand which isnt ghost like but rather a soldier takeo can control them to attack or help with things and yodelling can boost the created stands
@naikosei1585 4 жыл бұрын
The perfect sequel doesn’t exi-
@hairulakmal6527 4 жыл бұрын
*PLOT TWIST* TAKEO IS THE OLD MAN WHO RAISED INOSUKE FROM DEMON SLAYER
@icarusXIV Жыл бұрын
This is the greatest Farm Crossover of All Time
@kingcheese1065 3 жыл бұрын
When the athletic kid and the kid that knows Karate team up to beat up the school bullies
@yurie.channel 4 жыл бұрын
"You can help ordering pizza and answer my email" 😂
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