When asked "Can I take a quick look inside your home, as it's on offence to receive live TV without a licence" . . . Reply with "Can I take a quick look through your phone, as it's illegal to possess indecent images of children" . . .

I know someone who set up a fairly high pressure garden sprinkler system and when cold callers comes to his door he turns it on from inside. They don't stay long. No crime in watering your garden.

I like the door shut straight away as anything else gives the Goon attention and makes them feel important.

"Do you live here?" "No, I've broken in through the backdoor and I'm holding the family captive in the cellar" 😒

Oh I can’t be arsed with all this polite nonsense. It’s a swift sod off and door slammed

Every time a TV licensing official gets obstructed and annoyed....another angel get's their wings....🤣🤣🤣

Cancelled years ago, every two years or so they send a letter asking if I still don't need a license..I confirm this fact, and that's that.. never had a visit from a "goon".

Ahhhh the good old Norn Iron accent .......I understood every word 😂

I had a goon at my door a few weeks back, thanks to watching your video's i know exactly what to say and do. He asked me something, i cant remember what off the top of my head but i could just tell he was from TV licencing, i gave him NO info, all i asked was "who are you?" twice, as soon as he said "TV licencing" i just said "sorry not interested" and he started to walk before i even closed the door, he/they have never been back. Funny thing was the second time i replied with "who are you?" he paused, smirked and i got a strange look from him, it felt like he knew that i knew exactly what i was saying and he knew i was clued up on this shit, he walked off with his tail between his legs, It was a great feeling.

I like a bit of interaction. Noising up the goons is great content.

I tend to draw on my French language skills when speaking with Tyrants. They love it.

When i was a kid in the late 70s we had a bedroom above the front door and when these goons knocked my step dad would throw a bucket of P-SS 🩲 on them Those were the good old days

Second one : so you're just expected to let some random into your home? Eh in this day and age, not a chance

On the other hand, the longer you keep them talking to you when you won't be swayed is time they won't be able to spend trying to intimidate someone else.

No scores so put me down as a refusal 🤦🏻‍♀️ The last goon was like an episode of Father Ted 😂😂😂 What an Eejit

They have now changed the declaration online. If you are declaring you do not need a license, it used to let you skip the occupiers name and email , now it doesn't they are now mandatory and if you do not fill the section in you cannot proceed to declare. So i simply put ny name as Ms Ocuppier and used an old email that i no longer use and in no way identifies me.

This is where video doorbells come into their own.

I'm still hoping to see a video where the goon is told to hang on a minute after he asks for the name/legal occupier, the door is closed and he's just left waiting and waiting and waiting until he gets bored and toddles off.

It's a Northern Irish accent.! Love your channel btw, you've really helped me to get over my anxiety about these horribly threatening letters. Thanks Jon...

I love them coming round. I lead them to the dog compound in the back. They have meat for at least a week. Saves on dog food. The trouble is I have not had a visit for over 6 months now.

I cannot think of a job worse than being a TV licence goon.

Ejit man was my favourite, that was the most irish of insults 😆 great Video Jon, let's get the message out there, you should have way more subscribers.

As a Scot I understood his Northern Irish accent easily, Chilli mate you need to travel the Broken UK more.

Please don't sack your researcher Jon ! Anyway , you are spot on , just politely say no thank you , and shut the door ! The other videos are entertaining though !!

Imagine being such a failure in life that you end up going door to door flogging tv licences.

It's an interesting Argument, keep it short close the door but by stretching out the conversation for your own amusment, your slowing down the commission they make.

Hi Chillijon i wonder if this might stop goons (TV licence salesmen) from cold calling. Cold calling is the act of making uninvited visits to your home with the intention of selling goods or services. It is not illegal and does not require a licence. However, the law states that a trader who ignores a resident's request to leave and not return commits a criminal offence under the provisions of The Consumer Protection From Unfair Trading Regulations 2008.

Just loving the help your giving people John. Keep up the good work. And at night, when you go to sleep, think of all the millions Capita don't get because of you.

I know you score the talkers less, but I would happily stand there and argue with them all day. If I'm wasting their time by keeping them at my door, then they aren't somewhere else threatening other people for money. The unfortunate thing for me is, they never come to my door 🙁

Some people love a chat. If i ever get a goon i'm gonna hold onto it for hours. by the blox if necessary. Might even decorate the spare room especially just in case the chat goes on beyond midnight.

I would give the 2nd Guy an 8! He should not try to educate him, but the tea/coffee analogy was spot on.

i like to argue and shout at people that knocks on my door

Considering how small Great Britain is, I am truly astonished at how many different accents there are!

The Goons Handbook🤣👍👍 Look forward to some more extracts👊

I have suspected for many years that they drive their own cars without Business insurance when visiting homes, If someone wanted to they could report them for driving without Business insurance to the police.

There's something to be said for keeping the goon at your doorstep for as long as possible, surely? The longer they are at the door of someone who ISN'T going to be intimated, the less time they spend at some other poor punter's door? Just a thought.

Hi Jon, I’d like to see one where they let the man from Capita in, and successfully prove to them they don’t need a licence, and they leave content but utterly defeated 🤔

To be fair I quite like the videos of the Eegits scuttling off Haha (Thougly disappointed today. They were going to visit me ... I have waited in all day) !

I had confirmed I don't need a TV licence on their website. A week later they send a letter . I reckon they check on there for people confirming they don't need a licence then send a letter. I have until 29th March to reply. They can kiss my arse. Strangely I saw a few videos of people receiving letter with the same date 29/03

I`m due a visit as i`ve mentioned in a previous vid,I live on a housing complex after being homeless,there are others here too that have had the same letter,I will try to film it,the only thing i`m saying to them is the fact that there are a lot of vulnerable people living here then the door gets shut,if they call the video is yours mate,and yes to the outdoor vids :)

I think the biggest issue is that, them coming in to "check" dosent prove you watch it. Most tvs, firesticks etc are pre loaded with apps that have the ability to watch live TV. ITVX for example, is legal to watch catch up, but it also has a live section. They would simply see that and say you watch live TV. Even if you never click on the live section. Same with Samsung tvs. They have live TV if its connected to the Internet. You can't stop it. But if you're never on that input, you're not breaking any laws. So it's pointless letting them in, because they will just have ammo to try and prosecute you.

We don't have TV licenses in NZ but after watching your video's I kind of wish we did, this looks so much fun.

Sometimes it's fun to annoy them especially when it's pissing down with rain!! 😂

The reason the public do this type of interaction is so that they hope that it will Embarrasse the goons to not work for them or giving Less Hassle to other people 😊customers

More please.. wish they'd visit me .. just wanna slam me door !!

I have had 2 visits I have answer the door And as soon as he shows me his ID and tells me who he is I just close the door laughing 😂 they don't get a conversation off me because they're wanting to trip you up all the time like the police just to get there £20 commission and when they turn up at your door months later with a warrant off a judge you can't blame nobody else but yourself for giving them the information that they require through a argument best of just shutting the door and ignoring them like you would do if it was the God squad don't stand there effing & blinding just laugh at them and close the door and get on with the rest of your day

The Irish guy and the guy with the cap were hilarious

I thought it was funny when you thought that Northern Ireland guy was Scottish. As someone from Glasgow who travels the UK I'm always mistaken as Irish. I met an elderly Northern Irish guy in England and I asked him if he is ever mistaken for being Scottish and he said all the time 😆 To Scots and Irish it's obvious but I can understand the confusion.

Now here's a good one. My friend asked them what devices needed a licence. After being informed he stood on his doorstep, showed them his mobile and refused to say anything else.

Do these goons have to have a commercial vehicle insurance as they are using it for work related business, surely social and domestic use is for commuting only, might be worth looking into 😂😂😂

It is completely impossible to prove you have used a TV without a licence.

The occupier, in the Off You Pop video, was quite clever, trying to get the goon to admit, on camera, that he had been peering through windows. Pity it didn't work.

Eeejit 😂 i'm using that today 😂 As the last one of the tens of threatening letters they send you said they would be visiting me today! Can't wait 🤦‍♂

Brilliant video John. Reconfirms the correct procedures when dealing with these planks 😡 Thanks for all that you do. Rich 🇬🇧

Is there no way either the BBC or the licence men can be sued for harrassment if this ridiculousness continues passed 12 months????

Thank you these are really fun to watch

As blackbeltbarister stated in his last upload, they don’t want their id filmed, and the person recording it and then posting it could have consequences, be careful all ! Just ask who is it and say no thanks and close the door ! You won’t win on the door arguing…

It's so creep for a stranger to say "let me come in and take a look"! Hell no

When they have come to my door they don't say who they are they say are you occupier of this house? Then they ask your name if you say it they caution you, mind this was about 8 years ago, best not to answer.

If everyone said no thank you and shut door, it wouldn't be very entertaining

Ive open the door with my phone out as if i was recording and the goon immediately did an about face and left without saying a word.

Watching a lot of these from you and others. I am more and more surprised that no one has reported capita or the 'goons' for demanding money with menaces. As to the scores the fist was 9. 5, second maybe 2 like the third, fourth is 7.5, the fourth a 6 and the last probably 8.

I would always follow them back to their car, and ring crimestoppers because they are breaking the law by not having the correct "business insurance" on their car.

I agree with what you said, the people who follow them down the street filming them and being provocative, attempting to lay down the law are just as silly as the people knocking on the door, it is unnecessary 👍

That was a Northern Irish accent, my dads from Co Donegal (close to border) and sounds similar.

Love the goon vids lol😂

I don't buy from ASDA. I don't shoplift from ASDA. I would be most offended if ASDA sent a goon round to look in my kitchen to see if I did either. Why does the BBC think their actions are any different?

He's Irish. He's saying basically what's ur name, he says Neil. House owner laughs and said I'm not paying any nounces money. No matter where u go I'll follow u. Its going on KZfaq etc. We don't pay Britain and their TV licences

Hilarious camera angle on No.3. It looked like his legs were only a foot long 😆😆

Last one 5 ⭐️ that’s a Dublin accent. The aul lad homeowner was gas 😂

Citizens/neighbours need to start ringing the police and reporting these ‘suspicious’ characters poking about the neighborhood. Seriously, every time you see 1 of these clowns call it in and ask for police to check them out. Advise your neighbours to do the same. Eventually with the huge waste of emergency responders resources and the financial burden, maybe government will put a stop to it. At the very least it would tie up the clowns time answering the cop’s inquiries, preventing them from collecting their commissions.

That non tv licence person was fantastic. Stood your ground. Well done

First one wasn't a 'refuse' it was an 'ignore'. Which is perfect.

thankyou so much for this video, will share , keep up the good work 😊

"Refuse to pay something you do not want" - Extortion

These lowlife who do this kind of predatory work Knockin on ppl doors begging for money under veiled threats need exposing to all their neighbours who live in their street.

Luvvin this channel. I just got a letter asking "Will you be home on (date), an officer will pay you a visit. Thanx for the heads up goons, I'll be sure to rush to answer the door. Idiots.

Goon number 2 made me laugh,kept the man rambling on and getting nowhere 😂

Remember you are under no obligation to open the door to anyone.

The 3rd goon , the guy filming is from Northern Ireland - Belfast accent

Some people just like to show how big and clever they are by keeping on talking to them. Only one I would score would be the first one 10/10 the rest 1/10.

I thought he said " I put you down as a refuser"

If and when i get a visit i will just say "no thanks" and close the door, but I do feel you are being a little harsh marking down those people who want to wind up the goons, as long as they dont incriminate themselves let them do what they want. Like most I get called on my mobile by call centres , too often and if I'm not busy I quite enjoy wasting as much of their time as a can, I know its childish but they started it by calling me ;)

The flip side to the long ones is it stops them knocking on as many doors

Unless you are in a downstairs property watching live TV with your windows giving clear view to a TV licence goon then there is very little chance they can catch/report you. Other than that if there is a knock on the door just say ' no thank you '

I have to say I’m glad u put the Irish one up . I love watching these videos they work the same way in Ireland as the Uk

Goon 5 "TV LICENSE " Me "Bye go away now" Shut door.

look i get it unnessasary talks are not good. but they are damn entertaining

The goons are probably monitoring the internet.

I cancelled my licence in 2017. They question you as to why, and warn you that you cannot watch any live TV on any channel. I got a letter 2 days later stating that I have cancelled and wont be "visited" or "contacted" for 2 years. Job done, never watch any of the propogandist garbage pumped out by any of them, but especially the "news". If I did, I would have put my boot through the TV by now. Instead, I have a pc plugged into my HDMI port, and a wireless keyboard and mouse, to control it from my coffee table. I watch a wealth of decent content, on YT, Rumble, Bitchute, Odysee. Mark Steyn show from his webisite, which I regularly watch, plus a plethora of independent journalists who deliver the real news. I can watch what I want, when I want. Old documentaries, new documentaries, daily updates, movies, music of my choice. Its been a revelation, and I would recommend it to everyone. It's only old people and people who havent had their eyes opened just yet, but it will happen, but not soon enough

Ordinarily I’m a proponent of keeping it short and sweet with a swift doorslam…. But on the other hand, every minute a goon wastes on the doorstep of one of us enlightened is a minute they’re not intimidating your elderly mother, or stitching up my innocent buddy who doesn’t fully understand the rules. 🤔. So wasting goons time is a fine strategy as lomg as you don’t give them anything they can twist.

SIMPLY STRAIGHTFORWARD ADVICE; KEEP YOUR FRONT DOOR, AND MOUTH, SHUT! Thank you.

I like the rants, but you have to be careful what you say... i would play along for fun.... i can't wait for them to come.

They visited me on two occasions where they left paperwork and no attempt to knock the door - they didn't even sign them, just initials! I rang them over a year ago where the caller claimed to be .....yeh.....Scott Robson(who I take it he's an enforcement manager in every part of the UK....probably not)!

Rolling your eyes at those taking up the Goons time - They are doing us all a favour by stalling their progress to the next victim. Appreciate it, don't denigrate it.

Or say nope and shut the door right away

That's a Belfast accent - (you were asking).

When they ask you who you are, wave your I.D. like they do!

The first Guy 100% for getting it right the rest EJITSFOR ARGUING.

Cancelled TV licence this week. Don't use it so I don't need it.