Judge-“Do you know how much you had to drink?” Defendant-“No, I was waaaayyyy too wasted.”

What do you call a guy from Chicago in a suit? The accused! 🤣🤣🤣

It's remarkable that people commit crimes and then ask the judges to cut them some slack because they must work or they'll get fired! Or there's nobody to look after their kids! Or in the case of that Zachariah guy, "My dad will end up in the hospital if I can't care for him!"

If I walking around named Yum Yum Pie I'd get wasted too.

Isn't it amazing that so many of these jailbirds that can't manage their own life, claim to be a caregiver of some poor relative that can't survive without them? On the small chance that 1 out of 100 are being truthful, shouldn't the fact that someone is depending on you, be incentive to stay out of jail? It is not the responsibility of the court system to make sure your loved one is cared for, but that would require a career criminal to accept responsibility for their actions, and we know that will never happen.

I've been out drinking while dad is laying on his death bed waiting on me to take care of him. Lol😊😊😊😊

I don’t understand why defendants bring up how much they need to help invalid relative but what did they think would happen when they were committing a crime? It’s like they were just scooped up off the street randomly and put in jail for nothing!😅

Here’s another case where Judge Simpson allows the defendant to wear a hat/hoodie in zoom court…I don’t get it!

besides, If they take his daddy to the hospital, he'll be getting much better care than he gets from this guy...

I don’t understand why people are always in their car, that includes both the attorneys and the defendants, am I missing something?

I'm pretty sure Judge Simpson had an indicator light for when Mike is live in his courtroom so he can make it interesting!

Wow that 1st dude wtf 😂😂😂I think he turns bread into wine 🍷

Sounds as if Mr. Cash is winging it

I've missed so many live LTWM lately, see you all on the next live one!

These people are just taking advantage of these seniors and they are an excuse not to work.

I don’t think you will be able to take care of your Dad as drunk as you are. Geeezzzz man!

I wonder what happened with janelle’s test

Wait, what civil liability is there with retail fraud? Are stores suing defendants in civil court on top of using our tax dollars to avoid loss mitigation expenses? Stating the reason for no contest as “potential civil liability” seems like a throw away excuse in these situations.

Well, to be honest, all I got out of this is that once again, Mike looks very handsome in a suit 🫠😉

He asked could he raise his right hand and he answered truthfully, yes. He needed to ask will he raise his right hand.

Can't decide if this is Jesus or Steven Tyler 🤔

Mike looking all dapper, with the tie and all. Meanwhile looks like it's cold already in Michigan going by how Mr Moheyuddin was wrapped up.

First glance I thought that was Steven Tyler, lol!

Thank God Michigan still prosecutes theft......totally opposite of Cali courts.

I have had good times in Ann Arbor, I have had some terrible times in Ann Arbor and met some incredible people, where else can you get blind drunk, wake up the next day in a strange house full of people you dont know, and they treat you like family ? Lol lol what an adventure that was lol lol

Where in the hell is this guy at that he needs a ski cap on?

Some items were misplaced in the house so he grabbed the phone out of her hand and pushed his mother, abusive control freak.

It's just fascinating all the principles and abstract reasoning going on!! Some very smart people!!

Bucket list, be trespassed from Walmart wearing a Walmart Snuggie and a gorgeous tiara!😉

Well, you have to admit, this guy from the first case does have some nice hair! He's going to be very popular in lock-up!🤣🤣 Mike, You're the Cool Law Dude!! 😎

Nice suit Mike 😊

So if Mr Morton is under the influence of drugs shouldn't the court wait until he can better understand what is happening to him?

All these people are the only ones taking care of all their family members. How do they have time to be getting into trouble?

"Yes, sir." mentally: I can raise my right hand....

LTWM is dressed for the Honorable Judge Simpson

Always great! Thanks Mike!

Good luck in court Mike!

Hooah to Mike in a suit. You look great

you can't hold Jesus. He's been gone for two millenia, he needs a drink. He says he'll come back.....in a couple of thousand years!

The hat makes the amike look Magnificent

Just now seeing this but he needs to take the hoodie off his head while he’s in court!!

Hodge could probably become a very successful voice actor. I think he went subsonic. Speaking of voice actors, every time Judge Simpson says, "you will have a trial of any kind", he reminds me of Morgan Freeman.

Harib wore his Prom Tuxedo jacket and a beard from Spirit Halloween...you've got to give him points for creativity! 😂😂😂

He assaulted his mom!!?

Cash dropped the ball and tried to pull a fast one

Dude can't go to Meijer's? How's he gonna survive in Michigan????

Wow, Mike looking dapper today! Collar shirt and tie 😎

Wait, where's the intro? Where's the music and "Law Talk with Mike" title screen? I need that to proceed. 😂

Mike is a MATH major?? Great undergrad for a lawyer! LOGICAL REASONING... nice!

I can't understand a word the defendant is saying in the first case.

I think that was a toboggan (hat)

Mike you are so handsome in your suit!❤

Hi from Port Alberni Canada. 😊

Here in Brexitstan, drink-driving is a really serious business. Even being in charge of a motor vehicle, so you can't slide across to the passenger seat, or escape by driving onto private property such as a car park or your own driveway ("(a)drives or attempts to drive a motor vehicle on a road or other public place, or (b)is in charge of a motor vehicle on a road or other public place"). It includes controlled substances (including weed) with a permissible limit for some substances as low as 0%. Under the Road Traffic Act 1988 you must give a roadside breath sample or a sample of blood or urine. If you are incapable of consenting (e.g. due to injury in an accident) a medical professional can be required to take a blood sample. None of that subjective "field sobriety test" BS - breathalysers every time. Failure to provide a specimen carries a harsher penalty than conviction for driving while intoxicated. As long as you are not in a hospital being treated for injuries, you will be arrested and held in the cells until sober. If convicted (or you plead guilty) then you will normally lose your licence - the standard is a 12 month ban, which you can try to argue down on the basis of "special hardship" - but courts are unsympathetic if the hardship amounts to "I will lose my job", because the general consensus is that you should have though of that before. You may also be jailed for 6 months and an unlimited fine. The penalty for refusing to provide a specimen is 6 months, an unlimited fine, and a ban of *at least* 1 year. If the offence results in death you're looking at up to life in jail, an unlimited fine, a minimum 5 year driving ban, and an extended driving test before you get your licence back. The extended test can also be applied for other risk factors (e.g. serial offenders). Your car insurance will cost typically 2x-3x as much, and if you travel to the USA you have to declare it as a crime of "moral turpitude", so no more ESTA. Oh, and the SovCits? Yeah, we tow their cars. And crush them.

That was a good one. Thanks Mike

1:30 dude looks like drunk ass Jesus 😂

It’s Judge Simpson ❤

What is Mr. Harib wearing on his head??

Bless me “this one time!” 😂

Howdy from Tanglefoot, Texas! (aka, Temple)

Are we just posting random parts of boring calls now?

The hair on the 1st guy is very nice… he seems to have issues but his hair is amazing

The LTWM spin off is CWM = Ciphering With Mike. Judge Simpson won't let Jesus take care of the father....wow.

Now I understand why you have so much Washtenaw and Wayne County content. GO BLUE!

I'll say it. Caitlin Kirby is under rated.

Mr . Nam is more afraid of his Mother , thsn jail 😂

Ooooo the hat does it for me!!!!

They shouldn't be allowed to just walk around.

OOOOO Mike looking handsome in tie and jacket

How is it the attorney in the lower left box is hitting a vape. At the beginning couple of minutes

Public Serpents

Ok Mike. You need to branch out into more naughty adventures. A video popped up on my recommendations involving a 20-year-old driver with crazy passenger gets arrested for DWI from Drive Thru Tours. Funny as sh#t! No court, just drunken hijinks and officers who are very professional. Poor guys!

Hi from New Zealand

Zachary sounds totes sober.

Zachariah has some nice hair😊

I listened live and now watching on replay. I am very disappointed in Mike. I always felt he was in touch with current social norms. Yet, he stated he NEVER attended court while in his car. 😮. Step up your game Mike, you need to drive while representing your client at trial. 😂😂

Gotta love Judge Simpson!!!

What was the story with Family Dollar Fabio? Hunting mousse out of season?

Hahahahaha!! 16:05 mins.. hahahaha

Nice suit mikey

I'm not committing on Mr. I need out of jail to take care of my Dad... No I didn't have her permission to put my hands on my mother.... which makes the mother in me go "what in the hell do you think you are doing touching me violently? Do you think i would ever give you permission? " Then to the lawyer looking for the witness at pre-trial...How long have you been in court practicing law? Come on you know how this works don't act surprised! Love Mr. I'm on medication which made me not understand that I needed to raise my right hand. I want to kniw whst meds that is. 😅 0.204 ...almost 3 times the legal limit. At least he didn't try to say he only had one drink how can that be. Thanks again Mike! 😎🦇

Love the suit! Looking good. X the other looks...plz.

the ennui of Judge Simpson is a bit of a downer, but it's all to the good. we all have those days.

Confused Mr Mortorn stated he was NOT on probation or parole, but is held on a probation violation?

Why is Harib living with his mommy?

New hat

2;31. & No... Hello Hello Hello 😮... I'm still here waiting patiently All Haves A Blessed Hump Day 😉✅🕊️😎

Can someone tell me what Hyda is. Not sure the spelling? Thank you all.

Im late, but nice suit.

How do I keep missing lives!! KZfaq isn't showing me any notifications I'm pissed 😡

So handsome today

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What???!! I thought this was the "It gets worse" channel. Where's the worse?

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Do you have a right hand

Totally oppose to no contest plea om Retail thief charges, you were caught stealing setting deprivation others rights to earn an income.. I would thrown those pleas out of the windows til they confess and tell where the stolen goods are..let them thi k it over behind bars..

What’s with the tie and suit jacket

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For the Algorithm

YOU HURT MOMMA!!!! HIS FQMILY NEEDS TO GIVE HIM A BUTT WHIPPIN. but not bad 8f it wasnt too bad. But daaaaamn hurtin momma (im a momma of a large boy compared to me. 5'10" and he isnt grown fully yet) and he gets EXTREMELY upset when i get hurt. Especially if someone does it. My son is a good son