😂😂😂

lmfao

U aint chinese to get dsh

Hahaha no mames

Jajajaa

His family is probably held at gunpoint if he screws up

@@MaouSama no, he’s acting. It’s from a play.

@@CamryLong it's just a joke

And then there's us who make meme about it.

@@CamryLong r/wooooooooooooooosh

Lmaooooo

Underrated comment❤️‍🔥😭

This had me fking dying

😆🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂

who's to say this isn't his prime

He hasn't yet begun to peak​@@RafaelSouza-pr4gs

Like wan fire 🔥😂

he said "finally, infinite social credit score...."

@@kid_toucher nice pfp

@@awkwardtutorials1595 thanks, nice house btw

@@kid_toucher sus amogus

“Fuck just happened, did we get robbed?”

If Korean pop is called kpop, then Chinese rap is called crap

@@christianalbertjahns2577 so is Krap

@@christianalbertjahns2577 “Taiwanese” rapping is actually a trap. This is why I hate this “Taiwan” (meme)

@@asheep7797 but trap is better than crap. At least it has some worth Also +100 social credit for you

@@christianalbertjahns2577 Scottish hits are shit

WHAT IS BING CHILLING I SEE IT EVERYWHERE IT'S TAKEN OVER MY LIFE PLEASE SOMEONE EXPLAIN

@@ayametheepic Ask Zhong Xina

@@ayametheepic basically there is a video of john cena promoting fast and furious 9 in china where he speaks chinese while eating ice cream. at the very beginning of the video he says 现在我有冰淇凌 which means 'I have ice cream here' and is pronounced 'xianzai wo you bing qiling'. and bing qiling sounds like bing chilling and then that is funny.

This is a certified bing classic

@@trimmy8461 冰淇凌 means ice cream in Chinese

OK *one clap*

I give them a +34 social credit score

Dude with the fiddle absolutely killed it

Some social credit, if you will

"instruments" lol

💀Kim jon un

@@thedrunkmarxistgosip starling

🤏👌

I we know

One mistake and he gets sent to a camp probably

Nah the singer hired the gun holder the real hostage is the guy playing the Chinese violin thing

@@samyj0ePlays 😭💀🤣

Its china. Everyone is constantly held on gunpoint.

accuse? no He was there to JUDGE ps: its the Imperial’s son in law, romance scam and intended to murder (“ex”)wife and son

Can someone explain the context behind this? From the few tidbits I got from this comment im really intrigued

@@xxbggam3rxx421 a guy named Chen Shinmei married a girl named Qin Xianglian, This Chen dude later on took on some sort of exam thing and aced it. Chen went to a city named Kaifeng where he worked for the emperor. Then this Chen dude married the Daughter of some royal dude in Kaifeng and lied that he was originally married to a girl, which is Qin Xianglian. Qin goes to Kaifeng too due to the famine and discovered Chen has been married to someone, Qin then suggested that they could part way but keep on giving their child money for food etc (like child support thing). Chen disagreed and sent them away, he then hired Han Qi, an assassin to kill the Qin the original wife and their two child. Han Qi, let them escape and committed suicide out of his conscience. Qin seeks the Help of Judge Bao to prosecute Chen Shinmei. Judge Bao was about to execute the Chen but then the bitch ass royal shiznick decided to interfere and said Chen guy shouldn't be executed and yapped about the Imperial family gave Bao the job. Judge bao quits his job and capped Chen's head with a big ass cutting board. This scene is from the moment judge bao announced to the public that Chen Lied about his original relationship to Qin Xianglian to the Emperor of China.

@@perlicelouieorbello1633 thank you that was really interesting.

@@perlicelouieorbello1633 you are such with words (sorry for the bad english)

LOL

Lol I think it’s cause he did it all in one breath

@@beerussama6810 not really, you can tell there is a lot of emotion involved.

@@beerussama6810 : He breathes at least 3 times here. Have you ever watched someone sing before?

It's so immensely undeniably palpable that you maybe can almost feel it

@Capitalist im14andthisisdeep

Never heard of her.

@@FelixMangrove 🤣🤣🤣

Obama

@@FelixMangrove 😂😂😂😂

@@FelixMangrovewho

yeah it's crazy

@@literalantifaterrorist4673 ok

@@TheCourierOfMail : )

@@literalantifaterrorist4673 yep

@@literalantifaterrorist4673 susposter susmongus

It depends on the opera house you belong to

this is chinese song！！

Wow

The singer is different

*STOP POSTING ABOUT "JSCHLATT" I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT*

When you are young, you want time to go faster so you could grow up.. When you are old, you desperately want it to slow or stop

Funny you say that because this song is about Angus execution

If your family's not Chinese it would be the weirdest moment ever lol

haha😂😂😂😂😂Why?

PLEASE 😂😂😂

Low key funniest comment here

I find it hard to brlieve only 200 people opened and read the subtitles.

@@Discosn8ke You’d be surprised how little most people care about the context of memes about foreign countries. It’s mostly just “haha funny asian man saying ching” and their mind doesn’t go much deeper than that

@@FlorGeneva haha funny asian man saying ching

🤣🤣

Eminem has been really quiet since that fire was released ngl

There is faster version.

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/e9N4jMt1veCRiqc.html

It makes sense since chinese is the fastest speaking language in the world

As one can witness, the audience at the end was easily having a shocking facial expression and felt easily offended.

No I think he also killed his wife and kids to keep up the charade

The guy singing is Bao Zheng, a famous Chinese judge and politician from the Song Dynasty. He's known as being exceptionally righteous and upright in his values, willing to cast judgement on anyone and everyone who are found guilty. You will find him portrayed in popular media as a fat man with a dark stoic face, a beard and a crescent moon on his forehead. I watched a TV series based on him a long time ago called "Justice Bao" where I think I remember there being an episode or an even arc based around this story.

@@pompshuffle562 apparently he tried to have a guy do it for him but it didn't work.

@@toosweetanddesist2942 I think its actually called justice pao en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justice_Pao_(1993_TV_series)

If that's true, thanks Bro👍

He sang it with emotions

yeah that story is deep man! Especially when he said ching and then chong and ended it perfectly with a chun!

@@REALdavidmiscarriage don't forget hanji, and Kim Jong in the dungeon. You can really feel the emotion.

I totally agree. Jokes and memes aside, this performance is truly amazing♡

@@spaghettimkay5795 what tf does Hanji Zoe and kim jong un have to do with this story and the social credit system?

Did they abduct and take you to a secret police station and make you say that

damn bro the left really got you admitting to "wrongthink" LMFAO

As a Chinese person I also find the ching cheng meme funny

Soy

"very kind and hospitable" 💀

he actually did tho

I think (correct me if I’m wrong) they might of been saying “hao (好)” which is “good” in Chinese.

@@smartstudyingdoggo9031 read subtitles

its bravo in chinese

Essentially this is the biggest part of the story where the huge asshole finally gets what's coming to him.

That's why I keep coming back, the guy absolutely slays on it.

That's a jinghu, although erhu is also used in Peking Opera

Can forget that killer cymbals break at the beginning

He knows whats gonna happen if he messed up.

@@reynaldiwidjaja277 he lose all social credits?

Nothing less to be expected from socialists

@@nicholasleclerc1583 *Authoritarian Capitalist

@@nicholasleclerc1583 🧐

@@nicholasleclerc1583 LECLERC CEST VOUS

Well done, you just figured out the entire reason that this ~30 second clip was posted on here KZfaq. ⭐ Gold star for you, li'l guy, keep up the great work

I didn't really get that contextually. Who escorted the papers and why did the audience gasp? Do the papers and the master have a dramatic meaning in this story? Any sinologists out there care to explain?

@@TheDeath5fan The one being sued is Chen Shimei He was a poor guy who went to the capital to find better opportunity, so he could support his wife and daughter He became successful, even the emperor heard of him and offered him to marry the princess But you couldn't marry the princess while being married to another woman, so he hid his past, about his wife and kid in the village After years of being a crown prince, his wife Qin Xianglian (I probably butchered her name) and daughter go to the capital to search for him If the emperor finds out that he cheated on his wife, lied about his marriage status, and deceive the emperor, he would be executed (deceiving the emperor is a high-tier crime, moreover if you did this to get his daughter) So he hired an assassin to kill his own wife and daughter, and forced the assassin to suicide at the temple Little did he know, Qin Xianglian (his old wife) survived, and filed an indictment, which was sung in this video In the original opera, this part was supposedly sang by Bao Zheng, the great judge who devoted his life to help the people, the rare kind of judge who actually seek to deal justice TL;DR He committed adultery, and deceived the emperor (big crime) to get the royal co*chie, but his plan failed, so he will face the consequences (beheading?)

@@TheDeath5fan oh, and to answer your questions 1. Qin Xianglian, the wife he betrayed, tried to sue him 2. Yes, these papers will end his reign of corruption

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/l9x2g5loqq-9pqM.html,

@@seratarsybagusibrahim5018 yes in the end I watched the full theatrical play. It turns out this verse is mistranslated. Instead of "escorted the papers to the lobby..." it should be "escort" in imperative, meaning that the judge is ordering one of his servants to take the papers reporting Qi Xianglian's accusations.

wouldn't you smile if you get 100 social credit in 30 seconds?!!

It's not an erhu. Jinghu.

@@hariseldon3611 would suck if that effects my western credit score :(

@@danielblackred3698 so true! luckily your “western credit score” will neither being affected by things like not following a traffic light when you walk the road.

​@@hariseldon3611 Are you sure about that, pal ;) ? westoids don't even realise they built most of the CCTV tech in use, and used against their own population, ahahaha, oh sh!t, you must be so ignorant to world events. I mean, I could gather that you're ill informed because you genuinely think "social credit" even exists.... are you referring to Sesamecredit? the same system that works like the american FICO score... lol

get better humor

Thanks brudda for locating de free social credits

hi too mat

Thank you for posting this

Lao gan ma

Its a tin can

The singer is ok and the [insert name of the instrument here] guy is doing his best, but that instrument sounds awful, a lot of unintentional notes and sounds :/ idk if its normal for that instrument to sound like that but the man maybe needs a new one

@@net343 -100 social credits

@@net343 It’s not unintentional. It’s common in old traditional operas

@@TheZachary86 by unintentional notes I mean the ones which sound out of place while another note is being played

@@Crxw2Tired at this rate I think I’m not allowed in China :v

🤣

I always thought it was Kim jung in the dungeon

@@grandvizir For me it's "Hitler in a dungeon" lmao

He's gonna bang Paul 😭😭

@@thesadmusicboy But he said he isnt gonna touch you but his mama aint love him 😩

After rising through the ranks, couldn't he just sent someone to "take care" of his wife.

@@masterprick1 Chen Shimei tried to kill her to cover up his past but failed.

In real life, Chen Shimei did exist, but he did not commit the crime (or at least we did not have any evidence since it was thousands of years ago). The play was written by one of his neighbors whom Chen Shimei denied to help advance in career (or something like that). Source: Vietnamese Wikipedia (use the translator if needed): "Trong lịch sử có nhân vật tên Trần Thế Mỹ. Ông không phải người Tống như nhân vật trong kịch mà là một vị quan triều Thanh. Ông có tên là Niên Dục (còn có tên là Thục Mỹ), người Quân Châu tức huyện Quân, Hồ Bắc ngày nay. Ông xuất thân trong gia đình nho sĩ. Vào thời kỳ đầu triều Thanh ông lai kinh ứng thí. Năm thứ 8 Thuận Trị tức năm 165, ông đỗ tiến sĩ khoa Tân Mão. Đầu tiên ông nhậm chức tri huyện tại một huyện thuộc tỉnh Hà Bắc. Sau này được Khang Hi trọng dụng thăng chức và đến làm quan tại Quý Châu. Khi làm quan tại Quý Châu có rất nhiều đồng hương đồng môn tìm đến mưu cầu quan chức nhưng đều bị ông từ chối. Trong số người tìm đến phủ của ông có Hồ Mộng Điệp là người hàng xóm sát vách dưới quê nhà. Hai người đã từng cùng nhau vào kinh ứng thí. Hồ Mộng Điệp cũng đã từng giúp đỡ tiền bạc cho ông, nay nghĩ vì nghĩa xưa mà nhờ vả được, nhưng không ngờ bị khước từ, nên trong lòng sinh thù hận. Hồ Mộng Điệp bèn nghĩ chuyện đổ tội cho ông giờ thăng quan tiến chức làm quan lớn, phát tài mà vong ân bội nghĩa, vứt bỏ vợ con nghèo hèn nơi quê nhà để mưu cầu vinh hoa phú quý. Sau đó, Hồ Mộng Điệp đã biên tập thành vở kịch “Tần Hương Liên” và cho diễn ở Thiểm Tây và Hà Nam. Không ngờ vở kinh kịch nhanh chóng trở nên vô cùng nổi tiếng. Tương truyền, cuối triều Thanh có một đoàn kịch từ Hà Nam đến Quân Châu diễn vở kịch “Tần Hương Liên”. Cháu 8 đời của Trần Thế Mỹ sau khi xem đã nổi giận lôi đình. Ông ta đã tổ chức đại gia đình vây đánh diễn viên và đập đồ của gánh hát. Kết quả có vài người chết và đêm diễn bị dừng lại. Chỉ vì một tư thù nhỏ nhoi cá nhân mà Trần Thế Mỹ đã phải mang nỗi oan suốt hơn 300 năm qua." vi.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tr%E1%BA%A7n_Th%E1%BA%BF_M%E1%BB%B9

1989 Tiananmen Square protests and massacre

@@cuflock -8000

Whats the name of the opera

@@Bhavaagra the Chen Shimei beheading case.

​@@alnova2438 Man, the title already spoils 😭

​@@alnova2438beheading case lol

It's even more interesting then the way you described it, it's a legitimate opera I tell you. If you have the time watch the whole thing I'd your interested in drama and/or opera.

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pbKCqLtlqcjVZZc.html

I always have to laugh listening to this though 😂

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/l9x2g5loqq-9pqM.html.

@@JesusChrist-jh3gd oh cmon Jesus don’t be self promoting that’s the devils work

@@JesusChrist-jh3gd judas stop using jesus account

they be lit af

I would be too. This bangs

chooners

they're called Party Members

God damn it 😂

can't blame you he speedran the whole lyrics.

@@agamanyaapa sub 24 sec

If so, you've just lost 500 social credits

Me too, am a Malaysian chinese, so can't understand his mainland accent.

Abc

Feel you, that was 34 seconds I’m never getting back.

@@Linkolite good

@@Linkolite 34 seconds? Nah man I replayed this so many times u could say 34 minutes at this point

UN-IRONICALLY!?!?

The fast paced notes being played on the stringed instrument are pretty much what we consider shredding. The odd timing makes it so much better for me, really cool

@@ohwell2088 yeah dude look at his hands he's popping off on that thing.

Chinese Korn

Chinese opera is pretty sick, it's not for everyone but their energy is always great

whyd you have to go and make things so complicated? i see the way youre acting like youre somebody else. gets me frustrated. simply admit that i am the funniest and greatest and sm*rtest and coolest and strongest yout*ber of all time! admit it, dear j

@@AxxLAfriku are u high

Wow didn't realized it. I was so focused on the guy singing. Their performance is more amazing than I thought.

Cool

@@AxxLAfriku omfg I haven’t seen you in forever. You’re the guy with the best channel on KZfaq who has a girlfriend!

-3000 social credits if he'd fucked it up

He was just waiting for a poison dart to get him in the jugular if Xi wasn't feeling it.

SHANNGG!

@@TheTriangle444 LMAO

God bless you Google Translate, never change

its funny as hell tho

My gramps used to buy a f- ton of chinese opera cd's whenever hes in china & bring it back here, he'll let my gramma choose & they'll happily watch it for hours while having tea.. Miss you gramps! Hope ur having a blast up there lmao☝️♥️

His version of heaven is skinning dogs and boiling them alive.

@@allahdoesnotexist3823 I feel bad for you, hope you do better in the future.

I too hope he is enjoying his operas on the other side, friend

You could just say banger

TFW KZfaq wants to translate an English comment written in English to English so that I can understand it. Thanks, KZfaq.

Can't touch me at all Kitchen in the dungeon John Cena is gonna bang Paul 😍😍😍😍✨✨✨✨

@@soltier8965 I feel like I’m going to hell for this but this reply made me die laughing

This is traditional Chinese opera - nearly a lost art.

Hes also on the verge of being put to death, might aswell go out on your own accord.

​@@Antonio-Gransci*JOHN CENA*

💀💀💀

Tanks did. Sorry couldn't resist 😜

@@abelq8008 -50,000 credit points

@@abelq8008 I just transferred some of my social credits to you.

@@abelq8008 Uhm many tanks were burned down though so it's just equal as it should be.

@@Slappap Lives with lives. Not a bad deal tho.

If it was a violin (which it's not, it's it's erhu) that's one thin violin

@@elsiesrifle it's not an erhu.

@@CyrixOLD not an erhu, part of same family but defo not erhu. registers and tonality are different.

@@elsiesrifle it's a jinghu. It's smaller than an erhu and has slightly different tonality. Jinghus are mostly used in Peking/ Beijing operas. Erhu and jinghu are part of the huqin family ( chinese bowed instruments)

@@elsiesrifle 🤓

Wait, a judge did that to a member of the family? Damn he's so brave, what if the emperor was dipleased with him? He could lose grace and go straight to the chopping block

Average china lore enjoyer

@@mh-tw4kx the judge showed that the man who married the emperor's daughter was already married legally before, thus he fooled the emperor and took his daughter as a wife, that's why he was executed, so if anything judge bao helped the emperor get rid of someone who was dishonest and unfit for his family.

@@gebreknefekalmoradiss3785 that man also drove an innocent person to their suicide, pretty dark

@@gebreknefekalmoradiss3785 in the story the emperors son in law try's to have his first wife killed and the emperor actually is convinced by his daughter and wife to pardon the son in law. The judge then executed the son in law anyway even though doing so condemns himself (the judge) to death for defying the emperor

hes saying "好" which translates to "great", basically complimenting everybody on stage. Tons of people in China do that in live performances

He is also adjusting his glasses after he stared at straight up fire for 20+ seconds

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/l9x2g5loqq-9pqM.html

​@@albertsun5270 no it doesn't

@@Saurischian yes it does

My stomache hurts from laughing at this

What kind of attention-seeking POS rants about their problems at a party?

Can I find the full opera on KZfaq?

@@snakey934Snakeybakey yes, you keep the meme name and add 'original', u'll find it

Someone made a video with English subtitle The title is Qin Xianglian (English subtitles)

@@snakey934Snakeybakey all of the replies you got are correct. Here’s a link - kzfaq.info/get/bejne/a7Sqddhm25Otg3k.html

@@mango6512 already seen it

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/l9x2g5loqq-9pqM.html.

thats because the female vocalist is the fucking protagonist

@@pain4066 Exactly. People are fucking nuts. It's literally a remix of the song with the woman singing

@@julianw1010 ok, but Bao is lit asf and I dislike Xainlian's voice in the version of this opera on KZfaq.

@@pain4066 True that.

thats the story of ching cheng hanji

Its the story of Qin Xianglin,a 32 year old woman from the 9th century,where the story takes place.Captions are quite accurate,only the person named "Fuma" is actually Chen Shimei,Qin Xianglin's husband.Its a wonderful story and I suggest you check it out.It is a bit dark but overall a great thing to watch if your into opera and such.

that is the actual translation, chinese operas are quite interesting

Do u approve of Sauron the Deceiver?

Ngl I like the Kim Jong in the dungeon one

Nothing will happen, you're not important enough for them to care

@@abhijithcpreej oh thx.

@@abhijithcpreej dang, guess no one in guangzhou would find out my comments on youtube about how similar is xi jinping to pooh and taiw-

@@tuanriccy1026 I mean nobody in China really gives to damns about who you think Xi looks like

@@aircloud1795 Xi seems to care.

Agreed

Accompanied by 3 percussionists and someone shredding the erhu

@@user-on6db4rf4s Agreed

@goggles789 it requires a similar skillset

It really isn’t

The musicians gotta stay in sync with the vocalist, arguably harder

While also realising the entire audience is made up of low-to-mid tier party officials who are bored, drunk and irritable at being forced to listen to this for 5 hours and some of them have hired goons.

​@@ElcoreWhat are you talking about? This is pure nonsense