I always knew charborg would suffer a cosmic/eldritch fate since the day I first heard his faint little voice

thats desperate "SHOOOTT MEEE" when he starts floatin off into space has me dead 😭😂😂😂

I love how they got tethers immediately and even found out you could attach them to yourself to free up your hands and just decided to ignore them during the antennae sequence

5:38 I watched this full stream and Criken trying to do this bit over and over, but doing it wrong every time, and Charborg trying to do it back and never understanding was so fucking funny I can't explain

The fact that I get to experience charborg lore, like the mcdonalds snorkalator - makes this so much more enjoyable.

I love how Charborg tells chat to let him know if his audio is peaking, while during the intro of this video he's absolutely annihilating it by screaming incessantly.

The part with the mechanical arm had me in tears, watching Charborg trying to survive a man-eating machine was just too much for me.

I, too, would want someone to shoot me the moment I started hurtling towards the black empty void

Charborg immediately getting lost in space as the video starts is all i need to know its gonna be a good one

Criken actually gaslighting Charborg is fucking hilarious

I was a leashed child, only after I started sprinting up to strange old women to hug them and also to touch their neck wrinkles (i would call them wobbles and play with them on my grandparents, it was like my favourite thing) Small town so soon all the old people knew the feral child trying to touch their neck wrinkles.

Criken *would* be the type to try to do a meme in real life with someone who doesn’t know the meme.

the part at 35:02 when charborgs legs are captured by the claw and he ends up hanging on to the rope for dear life just gets me every time.

Looks like charborg forgot the paramount rule when going to space, “That in space, no one can hear you scream”.

6:25 "A flashlight, no your thinking of a...a.." "Don't" 💀💀💀

I was a leash child because I ran away a lot and one time in Sears, I ran away and got into the managers office and colored on all his papers with a highlighter I found

Charborg, Jerma, Ster, and Criken would be the ultimate blunt rotation group.

This is why they have to go through years of training!

You can tell the time in space by looking at the earth, like you tell time on earth by looking at the sun. Also time exists in space is the way that things still happen on a linear progression. As in, seconds can still pass.

32:27 the feedback loop just adds to the experience 😂

22:03 I can just imagine this being a real scenario, "Hold it there, my show only has another half hour to run." "You got it, boss..."

Lol chat said "no matter", and char made a whoosh joke perfectly with that. Bless you and your dad humor.

Man I love when these two do shit together. Their combined energy just hits in the right way. I would watch a sitcom of them just having zany antics. They'd be up to some scheme and Plum would walk into the room and for some reason they'd both be sweaty and there'd be like a bunch of greeting cards that they seem to be frantically signing and they'd just freeze as she walked in. I'd watch that.

This video was so insanely hilarious, I haven’t laughed like this in ages.

The combination of them being in outer space TV and the sheer terror as they float into the cold nothingness had me rolling

I just watched crikens video, havent laughed that much in ages. Now i can do it again but even longer, thank you charborg. Your videos are genuinely the highlights of my days

I've never heard of a snokilator but I will say that restaurants do pump their food smell through vents out the sides and given how much the kitchens in these places smell of nothing but oil, grease, and fryer scrapings I can assure you there's some kind of trick or filter thing going on because that smell vanishes once you go inside, and you smell radiant lobby food, then the back-waft of kitchen stank if you have a nose that can identify it. And every kitchen stank is different by chain too. BK- Frier cakingings and rot MickyD's- A bigmac beyond it's 8 hour half-life Popeye's- coldness and raw chicken Subway- A doctors office, extra lettuce Please, add from your own experiences, I've sworn to sooner take up crime than return to food service so my list ends here.

Charborg's videos usually involve taking on character personas & telling a story and those are hilarious but just their genuine conversation, both trying to figure out how to tell a complicated joke... new level of top tier content

I was a leash child and it was mainly because I had a tendency to wander. Like I'd be out exploring the woods most the time at home to the point that I'd stock provisions at the bases of trees and pretty much have expeditions that lasted more than a few days. All I gotta say about it is sedentary life is kinda hell, kinda been eyeing up vans alot lately.

20:57 Criken’s scream is killing me 😭

this was the funniest thing i have ever watched. my throat is like a charcoal pit its so dry because i laughed so hard im in tears

"SHOOT ME, SHOOT ME!!!!"

The fucking snorkelator - I'm losing my mind

Charborg is right about the scent part, You can literally drive passed Mcdonalds with your window open and you can actually smell the food some good feet away, I smell this alot during my high school days because my school is near a McDonald's so I always smell it outside of my school.

Oh my god yes, 40 minutes of new Chr, I am saving this for tonight before bed. Literally I have the best sleep when I have a nice bowl of heated up apple crisp with ice cream on top while watching chrbrg and then once I finish the dessert I turn off the light, lay on my side, and laugh and vibe until I eventually fall asleep. My favorite videos are the McDickie games like hard time, when chrbrg has a random outburst of demonic violence I laugh out loud

20:56 "You're thinking of Chris Redfield- *becomes R2D2*"

Good God your laugh is always so infectious, in a good way

29:45 the last M&M at the bottom of the packet gaining sentience and fighting back.

I like how Charborg kept saying "theorized" like he ran experiments to figure that restaurants use artificial smells, when all it would take to find out if it was real was a search engine. Though he seemed to think it was more extreme like mind control. XD

Chrbrg just blurting out “boner” during the hot tub joke made me actually start running out air because I was laughing

I was a leash child. The reason I was a leash child was because my parents didn't want me to walk off trails or cliffs when we went hiking, I was like 3 and they just wanted me to be safe so they got me a leash backpack. It held my snacks and juice, I was kept safe, it was a win/win.

This was one of my favorite streams because seeing you crying of laughter and fear by criken grabbing you with the Crane made me cry of laughter 😂

That last part with the claw was the most I've laughed in a while. What a great start to the year

can we take a moment for the camera man because he had the balls to float around in space with a camera just to film this video?

I was a leashed kid because I would wonder off a lot, later in life I'm finding out I have ADHD so yeah that makes sense, I barely remember being on a leash though, most memory of it is the feeling of it elastically pulling me back and I would use that to like fly backwards that was fun as hell

As a leash child it was because i tended to skitter off at lightning speed if i wasnt tethered and my kid is the same way so when the time comes they too will be leashed to me its also just a safety i dont want to lose my kid because i blinked to long or looked in a different direction for a nano second for most people im pretty sure

4:40 I am not a leash child but I work at a hobby store. We have a toy section and oh god every time I see a leash child come in I know I’m going to be cleaning for the next hour

Love this game, so glad you decided to play it AND PLEASE PLAY MORE

The moment that charborg had an existential crisis and started solving theories of space and time 💀💀💀💀

'There's no time in space'... this one hurt

you can mesure the temperature in space appearantly, you just need to use a special way of mesuring the few particles that are in space, mesure what their average temperature is, and stuff, something liek that.

I was a leash child. My mom used to literally tie a rope around my waist because I was so fast and would run off in a second. Didn’t have any negative effects on me, I don’t remember it even, but mom talks about it all the time. She’s actually so mad she didn’t think up marketing child leashes because using one on me worked so well lol 😂

This stream was absolutely iconic

you actually can get back to the ship after flying away if you do a swimming motion with your arms and legs. Still terrifying though. Love this game

34:00 I uniroincally spat my drink out at this. Only Charborg and Criken could make me laugh that hard.

I love the idea of astronauts in space start screeming the moment they are not holding something and just free floating

I still never got over how in one of your TTT videos he said your name like it was the first time he ever met you

i have never been brought to actual tears from laughing so hard in the first 30 seconds of a video before i just keep replaying it

22:25 killed me

Deep sea submarine to spaceships. What a leap in careers

charborg’s double voice made me feel like i was under laughter gas dude

Funniest video ive seen all day glad you did a long format gunna have to follow your twitch fosheezle

is no one gonna talk about how charborg made the most fire beat ever

this whole video is the hardest ive laughed in a long time charborg and criken are the best CCs

"Dallas we have a problem" "I NEED A MEDIC BAG"

That last couple minutes of screaming was the best thing I’ve seen in such a long time

Criken is so funny

“You can complain al you want but a shark not gonna snay oh my bad”- charborg 2023

The episode of the Simpsons CHRBRG picked was the one where Poochie gets introduced as a character and then he dies in space. A fitting choice.

criken and charborg recording a funny little space game, completely unaware they were about to rehearse one of the most cosmically terrifying concepts ever imagined by man:

charborg and criken: unravelling the subliminal marketing schemes of major corporations one aneurism-inducing space mission at a time

oh what i would give to be the mission control listening to all of this on a mic as they try to set up a satellite

so glad i started watching this channel

its 5 months later and i fell for snorkellator once communication on discord stops, chrbrg immediately thinks criken is trying to murder him

This stream felt like a podcast

The reason you can’t measure the temperature of space is because temperature measures the heat of matter, space does have matter that is dense enough to have its heat measured.

This video was way too funny, keep up the great work!

This has to be the funniest vid I’ve seen in a while

I looked into the smell thing, the smells are caused by the food chains product consistency when it comes to product, aka if there are 20 McDonald's in your city, they are all making the same foods, made from the same ingredients, same herbs, same fats, sugars ect. all cooked and assembled using the same products, so the smell coming from the kitchen would also be the same throughout each individual shop.

You always manage to get me to laugh, even on the darkest days

This was one of the most entertaining streams I was able to catch live as of late. It was a fucking fever dream

its been a very long while since a youtube video literally had me crying from laughing so hard

"Time effects the ocean but not space because the ocean is on earth" I'm sorry, what. While time is a human created concept, the idea of time isn't just stuck to earth alone, time is a universal law. For example, how long does it take for the moon to go around the earth? How long does it take for the earth to go around the sun? How old is the earth? How old is the moon? I know this is probably something I should just ignore, but I see no reason as to why I shouldn't explain time for funsies.

that smell machine is like a real thing, disney parks use it a lot i think. i didnt know that fast food restaurants could have something like that but i guess yeah id believe it lol

Criken's "hay caramba" lmao Loved it!

This was by far the funniest video I've seen in weeks hahaha 😂

You make even technical problems absolutely hysterical, holy shit what a legend

The astronauts trying to work out a simple game while operating with complex gear is such comedic irony

25:43 McDonald's? Oh, you're thinking of Vkusno I Tochka

The absolute horror in that articulating arm was a thing of nightmares

This video was incredibly funny please play more ofthis ewith criken in the future!

"I'll look at the Sun, and 12 o'clock?" Yes I'll do the same. 😂

2:40 My head hurts but... Space does actually have a set time. Its supposedly 5 hours ahead of New York's. They label it as UTC 0+ oxo humanity is weird...

Bro the start is already fucking hilarious

More of this please sir charborg

The sheer panic in his voice though

This game makes *my* palms sweaty

This is how i view charborg whenever i watch any of his videos. Just the little man, struggling, while i smile.. *changes video*

It’s been a long time since something had made my cheeks hurt from laughing😂

crikens rampant disregard for the sanctity of human life is bone chilling