For the last three years, it's all been the same; Once I start one Kyle video I watch them all.
@sungco78 жыл бұрын
+Skove Skates she's been smoking the edibles
@TheRabidReptiles7 жыл бұрын
The cycle repeats.
@Nickyparty6 жыл бұрын
Saaaaaaaaaame
@luis.vuitton4 жыл бұрын
Me rn
@stevo87823 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeeep
@thefiremensch9 жыл бұрын
that knife was perfect. only a Chris would buy that
@passedtense4367 жыл бұрын
mall ninja shit
@ZenShroud15 жыл бұрын
Actually, I wouldn't. But my friend Seann sure as shit would. And did. And it was black.
@wq198mnr5 жыл бұрын
Chris shut up Chris, go punch some drywall with your buddy Kyle. Fuck kyles
@stephendre29024 жыл бұрын
iamtingley It’s my fuckin name and it sucks
@TBm16882 жыл бұрын
Super facts
@PatchWorkClock9 жыл бұрын
So much anxiety when he put that knife thing back in his pocket without putting down the blades.
@mattporter86987 жыл бұрын
Patch Adams thought the same
@Tribrachidiumheraldicum6 жыл бұрын
sactown916 Uh oh, we got a real Arnold Schwarzenegger over here guys. Back off man you're stealing all the pussy from just being here in the comments. I feel like less of a man in your presence!
@inevitablyian22506 жыл бұрын
Wide Boi Productions hey you're my little man, you know that
@FamilyFornication6 жыл бұрын
hahaha theyre making fun of u
@jackmania19975 жыл бұрын
@sactown916 not wanting to get stabbed isnt weak or pathetic. Being a dumbass that does stupid harmful shit isnt manly or strong. You are ignorant as fuck. By your logic your weak and pathetic if you dont wanna swim with alligators.
@BenNJerrys2xaday8 жыл бұрын
kinda scary too...piss me off...awwwwwaww
@russellpaloor82256 жыл бұрын
BenNJerrys2xaday funniest part. I've seen people act like that too! It's a weird thing people do. Cringey as fuck
@bonedtothestone74084 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@322killuminati9 жыл бұрын
Perfect recreation of the late-90's nu metal douche.
@mikem43146 жыл бұрын
Zero The Hero believe it or not i knew kids like this in high school from like 2011-2014
@patches_kitty6 жыл бұрын
@@mikem4314 i remember looking up to those kids in middle school Really glad it ended by time i got to high school
@jonassteinberg37795 жыл бұрын
I was that douche in a way
@erichramone78122 жыл бұрын
That’s right.
@winonafrog Жыл бұрын
still one of these at every linecook or barback job
@SteveBalbonisHammer6 жыл бұрын
The best part for me is when he says “it’s cold and kinda scary, piss me off..” part at the end. The acting is really good. Summarized the character well. Chris exposes a deep need for affection but all of it with tough talk.
@chazfosse9 жыл бұрын
This kind of humor is like a fine wine... it's an acquired taste. I love it
@matthewlev13426 жыл бұрын
Chaz Fossey holy shit yes
@rohanrosen5 жыл бұрын
So true
@mrs.featherbottom59014 жыл бұрын
So it’s not like a fine wine in the sense that it gets better with age?
@chazfosse4 жыл бұрын
I never said anything to contradict it getting better with age, so perhaps that would be true too?
@bengarner84673 жыл бұрын
Also gets better with age
@medinaisaa93367 жыл бұрын
"this is why the zombie apocalypse is gonna rule"
@jonassteinberg37795 жыл бұрын
so nuanced, so absolutely applicable. I hung with kids exaaaactly like this lol.
@TheStanishStudios8 жыл бұрын
It's like Jay and Silent Bob combined
@jimbeen177110 жыл бұрын
This guy is the funniest person and best comedy actor ever. At thens when hes like kinda cold too...pisses me off, aarrgh.. Hahahahaha i was dying
@3798penisholder6 жыл бұрын
This is what it feels like to go onto Facebook
@timbuckthe2nd6426 жыл бұрын
The pose he does when starting to talk to his lil bro at 0:56 . omg LOL
@anthonyf40394 жыл бұрын
We all literally know a guy just like this.
@coltgar2465 Жыл бұрын
so true
@molotov0017 жыл бұрын
My little brother, FOCK.
@111Blueshen5 жыл бұрын
fock yea nation bro?!
@kabooby05 жыл бұрын
Wow, there was a Chris in my high school who was just like this. Nice portrayal here, really accurate.
@frauleinhohenzollern84422 жыл бұрын
The way he says "mmm" when he takes a drag of the cigarette is so accurate
@jeenyus72013 жыл бұрын
You need to be a cast member on SNL
@rburp1234 жыл бұрын
Damn you were prescient, bro.
@angela70804 жыл бұрын
Kevin Rustles wow
@TRJ22419874 жыл бұрын
impressive
@jeenyus7204 жыл бұрын
@@TRJ2241987 I'll take credit for this
@JDay194 жыл бұрын
@@jeenyus720 too bad they never let him shine
@yitboy118 жыл бұрын
As i go through these videos for what must be the 100th time, i have finally discovered the brilliance of the description section.
@dakotawint13 жыл бұрын
i want something... to eit.
@lukeday31443 жыл бұрын
Awesome, found out Dakota of Earth liked Kyle 9 years ago
@gliixo3 жыл бұрын
@@lukeday3144 yeah wtf
@856rips5 жыл бұрын
0:26 this face 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@fiveironscott13 жыл бұрын
you switch between confidence, indignation, frustration, guilt, etc, etc really really well! There are a lot of emotions in this 2 minute short, great job.
@jaretmane9 жыл бұрын
I can't get enough of Kyles characters and acting.......best KZfaq character on the net, and Ive always loved SNL, hopefully they give him a bigger role
@ObamaSaidHeLikesMe5 жыл бұрын
1:51 lol that last bit is so funny
@Taitaitiger12 жыл бұрын
these get better the more i watch them, and the more i compare them to his other characters. Kyle you are really an amazing and funny person
@ololwtf13 жыл бұрын
the laugh after the zombie apocalypse line is perfect
@mswiftley15588 жыл бұрын
Jesse Pinkman?
@camh3958 Жыл бұрын
Chris' highschool friend group: Dylan, Derek, Dakota, Kyle, Kevin and Skyler. There's a cliff near a local quarry that that they throw stuff off of and smoke pot at. There's a random couch out there too.
@benjaminfranklin41495 жыл бұрын
"i wann somthin.....to eet" lmao
@foreverendeavor73834 жыл бұрын
There’s a million of these in my old home town... still hangin around the high school at 28 yrs old.
@marcusmeadow27293 жыл бұрын
I went to school in the 90s with dorks like this. Awesome skit.
@Bugera36912 жыл бұрын
I feel like this guy never inhales his hits haha
@mikespidle97702 жыл бұрын
Every time I see Kyle do one of his characters, this one ESPECIALLY, I stare wide eyed and open mouthed, because I. Knew. Someone. Exactly. Like. This.
@HighGreens13 жыл бұрын
i almost shit myself seeing a new video up, and a new Chris video....my god
@derekmiller9335 жыл бұрын
I love how he puts that ridiculous knife back in his pocket with the two blades still flipped out. Pitch perfect. The whole thing.
@WilliamtheWorst3 жыл бұрын
This is 10 years old now, and will never not be accurate.
@AMVoverlord13 жыл бұрын
Kyles a great actor, deserves to be in so much more than progressive commercials.
@OHIOverdrive13 жыл бұрын
With all the outtakes, it's funny how he does this this all in one take.
@HalfGramDabs9 жыл бұрын
west palm beach florida kids
@whyiszeldagreen5 жыл бұрын
All I do when I watch these is roll my eyes and sigh loudly
@footworkorange20973 жыл бұрын
This is how Jesse from Breaking Bad was born
@buganddoug12535 жыл бұрын
1:48 is easily the funniest thing chris has ever said
@Mac209513 жыл бұрын
Wow, awesome job again Kyle. Coolest part is that the first minute and 30 seconds is all one take. I wouldn't be able to get through one line without cracking up.
@calixa13 жыл бұрын
0:25 best expression and nose exhale combo ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@shadow.banned9 жыл бұрын
...let's have nerf battlez.
@unicornrocker79 жыл бұрын
this guy is like a mixture of jesse pinkman and guys that go to my school
@fauxsito12 жыл бұрын
Kyle's acting is unreal, my goodness
@misssupreme13 жыл бұрын
Kyle is a legit character actor, haha, I love it!
@mitchell_rust5 жыл бұрын
His middle finger has me so enraged... Yet I love it
@deenanthekemoni55674 жыл бұрын
I was a part of a homie trio from age 13 to 31, my brother in arms passed away last year in September and it was tough losing him, 2 of us remain. Life is short so Live it wisely and don't waste *Time* . Say I Love Ya, answer that call, go to that neet up. Enjoy your Friends.
@Trickshot200813 жыл бұрын
the is quite possibly the best video i have ever watched in my life.
@shredr1812 жыл бұрын
"precious little biology ex-spearmint"
@Fumdolsodmg13 жыл бұрын
i just been ditchin' so much they been ridin' my ass. these are so good.
@SvangurKlaufi13 жыл бұрын
this character is AWESOME
@Leon-G-Brown6 жыл бұрын
"I want... Something to eat...?"
@Renulph13 жыл бұрын
@ItsMendes That's why I love this particular character. I knew two kids exactly like this, down to the mannerisms--like that snarling smile he did after the zombie apocalypse line (another hot topic with these kids). It's scary how closely it resembles them. Replace that knife thing with brass knuckles and the pills with ecstasy or weed and this is 100% relevant to the people I associate Chris with.
@KOilithyia7 жыл бұрын
Is that a fidget spinner with knives?
@rockitawkwardly13 жыл бұрын
i love how he takes his phone out of his left pocket with his right hand. a master of awkwardness.
@Mappy88995 жыл бұрын
“turns 9 years thinks he’s a fucking bad ass”
@Knive8913 жыл бұрын
They always come crawling back to youtube. its good to have you back kyle
@SkyAquatic12 жыл бұрын
I like how he never actually inhales the cigarette... lol
@stefs71413 жыл бұрын
I like the little smooch noise when he smokes
@jenejen113 жыл бұрын
"I want something to eat?" lolz
@keepfeatherinitbrothaaaa13 жыл бұрын
This guy makes me wanna pick up impro acting class. Just brilliant.
@amkrunner113 жыл бұрын
Seriously, not disappointed!!! I have waited so long for a video. I'm a big fan...
@joshuahymer155 жыл бұрын
If you grew up in the 90s and didn’t know this guy .. you didn’t grow up in the 90s
@officialkien13 жыл бұрын
amazing acting..holyyy
@Bolgernow10 жыл бұрын
the Krull Glaive is awesome, nice work...
@Trippze13 жыл бұрын
OMFG HES BACK!!!!!!!!!! Best satirical humor on youtube for sure.
@Infinimint13 жыл бұрын
Alright, now get Good Neighbor going again... I miss you guys
@ReesJuurmaa13 жыл бұрын
12 people are their parents' precious little biology experiments
@Thebullshitism13 жыл бұрын
yea your so good at acting, and so hilarious, makes me lugh all the time! :)
@Chocaz13 жыл бұрын
0:25 Evil laugh lol.
@BoDbagR12 жыл бұрын
MORE CHRIS MORE CHRIS MORE CHRIS!
@MNightTomalan13 жыл бұрын
I completely forgot I was subscribed to you. And get another GNS sketch out man, that stuff was so funny
@Maximus020202024 жыл бұрын
Amazing actor 🤣
@thisholyreality613 жыл бұрын
I lose it every time he says "Let's have nerf battles."
@NewBoy120413 жыл бұрын
Kyle, you're a fucking genius and a master of characters.
@Levi_Tollefson2 жыл бұрын
Dude I went to middle and highschool with was exactly like this. And his name was Chris too
@bonedtothestone74084 жыл бұрын
“Let’s have nerf battles” WHAAAAT THE FOOOCK 😂😂😂😂🤣
@MyHamsterwheel12 жыл бұрын
0:30 that thing is sick af!
@21Spocaj11 жыл бұрын
Love this character! so funny!
@Manga_Lloyd13 жыл бұрын
Nick Swardson's Pretend time! Movin' on up!
@MrAceAmigo13 жыл бұрын
Finally! I am sooooo glad u put something up! I love ur vids! More interviews would be nice too! Those are hilarious!
@20CentPat13 жыл бұрын
I love how he's now inhaling lol.
@mmelloe6 жыл бұрын
jesus christ fold the blades back
@lilblondesammy13 жыл бұрын
bahah he reminds me of my little brother.... the phone part.. " Iwas just borowing it"..."i'll put it back in your room.."...."lets have nerf battles"
@nebhuskers92313 жыл бұрын
Haha i love how he doesnt inhale at all
@tutuChan1713 жыл бұрын
It's like Kyle wasn't even there. That's how terrific you are.. Ahhh! C:
@jonneye13 жыл бұрын
YES !! we need more chris
@Komokoman11213 жыл бұрын
chris is basically my life
@MetalNgames13 жыл бұрын
Tips: When you smoke while only puffing, blow the smoke out slower, so it looks real.
@hotpopcorncake13 жыл бұрын
This funny remind me of friends that i had.
@lawrencehouia10353 жыл бұрын
I totally feel like chris
@lickabadger12 жыл бұрын
Great method actor, he is awesome!
@drmedwuast13 жыл бұрын
this makes me feel so alive
@KingkRule12 жыл бұрын
0:12 pisses me off ahhh
@hippiezombie13 жыл бұрын
favorite part 0:23 he plays it so well. hahaha what a chach
@fednis11 жыл бұрын
If he wore a fedora, the accuracy of this would have overwhelmed me
@ilovejesse4313 жыл бұрын
Omg...i totally needed this before going to work!! Hiiilllaaarrriiioooousssss!!!