Chris Distefano's TRAUMATIC Night Out | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Highlight

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Highlight From Episode 178: • Chrissy New Glasses w/...
Chris Distefano shares his most insane story yet, that ended with an attempted suicide and shocking reveal at a party.
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@calebfernandez7782 Жыл бұрын

I'm so glad Bert was not around to hear this story because he would have interrupted it immediately and ruined it all 😂

@capncrunch6422 Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. He definitely would have tried to make it about him lol

@kurt9034 Жыл бұрын

I read this comment at the beginning and now at the end you are so right. He would have killed that story soooo fast

@wingersdingers Жыл бұрын

Because the word LIkE 40 million times doesn't ruin it already.....

@idontknow2stoned Жыл бұрын

It's a lie anyways.

@Peppavicious Жыл бұрын

I came to the comments looking for this comment lol

@nickdicrescenzo770 Жыл бұрын

This is one of the most wild stories I've ever heard.

@TheReturnOfBloodyJack Жыл бұрын

yeah it’s almost… unbelievable

@SimplyCheryl Жыл бұрын

@@TheReturnOfBloodyJack 😂 riiight

@Lgo559 Жыл бұрын

Definitely one of the tallest tales😂

@RANINGHAVOC Жыл бұрын

@@TheReturnOfBloodyJack You know how comedy works right? 99% of comics stories are highly embellished if not completely made up. Everyone feels like they discovered gold when they point out the stories aren't 100% real

@stevc1122 Жыл бұрын

Yeah but when comics are on stage telling an obviously embellished or made up story for the purposes of entertaining a crowd it's different. This is a one on one podcast where it's assumed the stories would not be made up and its a lot more personal. That's why when he goes into his stage material telling a story like that in this setting it seems a lot more like a guy just lying his ass off and making up a story.

@codytaylor7861 Жыл бұрын

Chris is a real one for warning that guy about the AIDs tbh.

@Furio666 Жыл бұрын

Ikr it was the first thing on his mind🤣

@tychols Жыл бұрын

I forgot this was a suey wuey story until “I bid you both, a farewell!” 100% I loose my bowels.

@xRip666x Жыл бұрын

Yeah it was such a fucking great story and my fat ass was salivating over the ranch dip and warm pita, I forgot it was a suey wuey too x)

@ludmillagutomo Жыл бұрын

aaah..so that's how we spell suey wuey 😂😂😂

@jusbamathy1355 Жыл бұрын

@@ludmillagutomo I was thinking the same! 🤣🤣🤣

@TL2354 Жыл бұрын

Lose

@MyhorseInthegravy 10 ай бұрын

Only Chrissy could call suicide suiee -wooey lmao

@johnfuller183 Жыл бұрын

Chris is seriously one of the greatest story tellers I've ever heard

@idontknow2stoned Жыл бұрын

Lmfaooooo!!!!!! Hes trash and bombs on everything he does.

@ludmillagutomo Жыл бұрын

yes! i still laugh every time i watch his 9/11 story 🤣🤣🤣

@jacobbrown3242 Жыл бұрын

its fake

@kevinlajoie2966 Жыл бұрын

like, like, the worst, like, like, I can't even like, believe you like, said that, like..

@johnfuller183 Жыл бұрын

@@kevinlajoie2966 umm.. ok

@everything...interesting Жыл бұрын

The truth: Chrissy just told this story to try and convince his cousin Mark that he's not gay

@mackieincsouthsea Жыл бұрын

"100%, not even kidding, all facts. It happened" 😅

@steph7960 Жыл бұрын

And incase the story got out. Said it himself u have to throw an atom bomb in to cover the truth lol.

@MrVovansim Жыл бұрын

That was some killer ranch all over his lips though.

@thedouglaspodcast Жыл бұрын

@@mackieincsouthsea 1:44 when Bobby Lee says that literally every single story he tells on podcasts is a 100% complete lie (to save his ass 💀) ..and now comics need to preface stories with that 🤣🤣💀 I cannot. People probably hear any of these stories now and they think.. _hmmm 🤔 how much of this is utter BS?_

@mackieincsouthsea Жыл бұрын

@@thedouglaspodcast Ikr, Bobby says some wildddd bullshit. As much as he's helped create some funny moments, I've always felt he was kinda creepy

@TonyC317 Жыл бұрын

When Chris drops that bomb at 8:19.. I immediately got an ad and then my face looked exactly like Tom’s 💀

@KaninTuzi Жыл бұрын

They must have placed the ad there on purpose

@matthewroreilly 5 ай бұрын

That ad was kinda nice, gives you a good 10 seconds to process it lmao

@elijahleeking5648 Жыл бұрын

I just love Tom. So good at facilitating the story. King of the, “yes and…” Not to mention, Chris is one of the best story tellers of all time.

@ryansavoy469 Жыл бұрын

wait does that mean berts gay? he loves his body and taking his shirt off. its starting to make sense now.

@yougotmycheezewizboy Жыл бұрын

One hundred percent

@elijah2118 Жыл бұрын

No wonder he can't cheat on LeAnn

@whooptydoo6256 Жыл бұрын

Please, everyone knows Berts gay.

@timothykappel198 Жыл бұрын

He's also delusional asf

@timothykappel198 Жыл бұрын

But it's kinda the same thing tho right?

@JDHURF Жыл бұрын

One of the wildest stories I've heard in a while and goddamn can Chris tell a gripping story, masterful story telling here!!

@nighttrain1565 Жыл бұрын

This was probably my favorite segment of two bears ever. The way he told this story had me enthralled at work, I was dying laughing and forgot where I even was

@lukefarness4593 Жыл бұрын

I love Tom but the response to the most insane story ever…”has your thumb ever slipped and accidentally followed someone?”

@-KYUSS- Жыл бұрын

I have not laughed out loud to a story on a podcast in so long. The way it was told was gold. Thank you for sharing this Chris, I’m genuinely in tears 😂

@DesertDweller1776 Жыл бұрын

13:38 anytime a comedian says “I swear this is a true story” I immediately think he’s making it up on the spot.

@TL2354 Жыл бұрын

I don’t

@supremebuffalo6322 Жыл бұрын

Yea, I have the same thought. Chris says that a lot. But I'm pretty sure I've heard him tell this story identically a year or two ago. It would've changed slightly if it was made up. I'm open to the possibility its made up but I *think* its true

@adamgee7755 Жыл бұрын

Love this story. Heard the podcast today and had to see the video to go along with it. Was not disappointed. Made my gf cry laughing and she usually pretends to hate the stuff i'm into. Well done Chris, will see you in Aus soon. Tom, thanks for making the trip down, you were great!

@joeyjuiice Жыл бұрын

Maybe your girl hates like just you.

@deneilbaker Жыл бұрын

This was one of the most breathtaking stories I’ve ever heard. I was so tuned in the entire time. I’m so glad he was able to tell it without interruption.

@maatnessmonster7603 Жыл бұрын

I had to stop in the middle of my workout and damn near barf because the phrase "sooey wooey" had me laughing so hard.

@chrisdavis273 Жыл бұрын

“Careful he’s got AIDS” lol

@nachomansandyravage2346 Жыл бұрын

Listened to this story 3 times, still locks me in. Chrissy is one of the best story tellers

@andreanaylor4773 4 ай бұрын

Chris was born for literally this reason. To tell stories and be who he is. I have no words for how hilarious this man is 😂😂😂 unbelievable

@LongNeckLives Жыл бұрын

I have a headache from laughing so hard after "Careful! He has AIDS!"

@Hostile_Ink Жыл бұрын

Best ad break I've ever witnessed.

@MrsEarthtoEmily Жыл бұрын

After 13 minutes of unbelievable stuff... "This is where it gets unbelievable..."

@Bowlos0428 Жыл бұрын

This is one of the funniest story I’ve heard 😂

@johndreasher5300 Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a Quinton Tarantino movie to me! Had me on the edge of my seat waiting to see what's going to happen next! Has to be the craziest story I've heard in a while!

@TL2354 Жыл бұрын

Does it?

@travisfox Жыл бұрын

As Chrissy said "I also gave you aids" - it cut to an ad... KZfaq has finally achieved comedic timing.

@noahquigley4773 10 ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@bambus_ross Жыл бұрын

Chrissy StoryTells. He's so good at telling stories man. Also that is wilddd.

@johnbroe Жыл бұрын

Sui-woowy had me dying. "Fuck I think I broke my legs." buried me six feet under.

@coynesmum Жыл бұрын

36 stories under

@kalki-13 Жыл бұрын

Yo, the timing of the Ad is insane. 🤯

@kermainejelly Жыл бұрын

This is easily the craziest story I've heard in my life so far

@EikottXD Жыл бұрын

Haven't lived much life yet huh?

@EikottXD Жыл бұрын

Never seen a school shooting on the news or read about a serial killer? This is easily the craziest story you've heard huh... Jews in gas chambers? Stop saying stupid things.

@kermainejelly Жыл бұрын

@@EikottXD I mean in recent years it is but like...I guess I haven't hahahaha

@braydenfury9272 Жыл бұрын

@Eikott you really acting like this story is a common occurrence

@kermainejelly Жыл бұрын

@@braydenfury9272 RIGHT!

@seemeburn 6 ай бұрын

I randomly came across this video and listen to the whole thing, and I have to say it was a quite captivating story!

@CamperVanClark Жыл бұрын

Hahaha! This is one of if not the most wild stories I've ever heard! Thank you. Incredible. I thought I had a wild life. I got stories but this one is wild!

@scottmanring4768 8 ай бұрын

Omg this has to be my favorite episode

@dakotalowe1194 Жыл бұрын

8:19 "I also have you AIDS!" There's never been a more perfectly timed ad interruption! Damn that was like the cliff hanger ending to a great TV episode! 😂

@mysstories2533 6 ай бұрын

i came back to this multiple times this is the sixth time, and i love the the delivery and i am french.... this is how you should tell the story!!! all the time i was like how th'ats gonna end? lol

@Selmeister15 Жыл бұрын

I was drinking boba while listening to the podcast and when he mentioned he’s got aids i spat out a few pearls 😂😂

@mikealwisdom5167 Жыл бұрын

“That’s why you would always like fkn rub my leg on the road and shit. Just slowly massage my balls. I thought it was bcz we were boys and you said you were into like you know healing.” 💀💀💀 I spit my fkn drink out I swear! 😂

@TL2354 Жыл бұрын

Why are you swearing?

@peterkovic2241 Жыл бұрын

This is the best story I've heard Chris tell, and he's told some bangers. WILD night!

@SimplyCheryl Жыл бұрын

8:25 I’d stop eating too 😂😂😂 what the actual fuck toms reaction got me

@alec6948 Жыл бұрын

Anybody else realize that Frank is actually Tim Dillon?

@joeo5484 29 күн бұрын

I figured one of them was Matteo Lane

@coopersmith8216 Жыл бұрын

Thank the lord Bert wasn’t here to interrupt this wild story

@Moon-be6wp 11 ай бұрын

This might be the craziest story I’ve ever heard on ymh This needs millions of views

@harrisongreenway2592 Жыл бұрын

Medic in NYC, this is one of the best EMS stories I’ve ever heard.

@R.m.laughin Жыл бұрын

20/10 clip. Chris was INCREDIBLE and Tom was a great host. Please please PLEASE have Chris back on someday 🙏 Too funny

@speedrob Жыл бұрын

love to see the bodycam from the cops lol Chris panicking telling the EMTs the guy's got AIDS with the dude yelling in the background

@scambaitnaansense512 Жыл бұрын

Good luck if it actually happened could be FOIA requested

@shilohwehrmacht2947 Жыл бұрын

@@scambaitnaansense512 this was pre 2018 there might not have been cam footage

@lilguaro Жыл бұрын

He told the guy whose balcony it was when he came out the the guy had AIDS not the EMTs

@rawsko0316 Жыл бұрын

We need Nadavs live reaction vid to this

@carolinHR Жыл бұрын

this might be the best story i’ve ever heard

@Blizrd Жыл бұрын

Frank: “you know what Johnny, I am cheating on you, and guess what, I gave you aids” Ad: “hersheys cookies and cream is filled with everything”

@d4mdcykey Жыл бұрын

Tommy needs to come back down to NC and hangout; honestly this sounds like a regular weekend around here.

@3005lives4you Жыл бұрын

This is better than "The Machine" story.

@NecroBurt Жыл бұрын

Chrissy’s dad has the answer “make the sign of the cross!”

@brooke6198 Жыл бұрын

It is CRAZY that I got an ad at 8:19 😂who made that decision

@BenAoA Жыл бұрын

One of THE funniest stories I’ve ever heard. Seriously almost popped a bollock from laughing so hard!!!!😅😅

@BigRokko5196 Жыл бұрын

He said "Johnny, she said..." 😂😂 Tf

@negativeindustrial Жыл бұрын

He’s so gay.

@marvinherrera3965 Жыл бұрын

That Pete rock and cl smooth album makes me so happy. Tom, have you ever had a Tupac album up there? Or maybe like an Arrested Development album? Happy of your music taste

@toalladepapel 2 ай бұрын

i've never seen the video only listened to the pod and this is fucking amazing

@CalebsCars Жыл бұрын

I love listening to his stories, and love Tom. Bert is hard to take

@senecaclark5776 Жыл бұрын

This story is hands down. The wildest shit I’ve ever heard.

@jlllx Жыл бұрын

WAYYY better than The Machine story.

@allrightspreserved4766 Жыл бұрын

I watch this at least twice a week. It fills me with inexorable joy 😂

@kendigjl Жыл бұрын

That was one of the greatest stories I've ever heard.

@Frank-it9kl Жыл бұрын

That was wild dude.

@royvelazquez4275 10 ай бұрын

“Cus we were boys” 😂😂 the best!

@BigWrangler Жыл бұрын

Gonna write my Suwey Wuwey letter tomorrow.

@bryanh9064 Жыл бұрын

Love the Pete Rock album in the background

@cappymcsnappy7375 Жыл бұрын

Was thinking the same thing later today.

@Esegiraffe Жыл бұрын

Literally dying 😂, much needed laughs

@Firewingg95 Жыл бұрын

There is nothing crazier than that straight up.

@josephedwarddowling5919 9 ай бұрын

Greatest story ever. The first cousin showing up is the best.

@OftenGreenLaflippadoos 6 ай бұрын

Sooooooo I've actually seen a suey woowie similar to this. I watched a man climb on top of a Penske Truck (to get over the overpass safety railing) and jump off a beautiful double arched bridge in Oceanside , CA. He rag dolled when he hit the first side embankment and then landed on the south bound freeway side. I was with my dad full view going down the Southbound side of the freeway. My Dad and I ran across both freeway sides and were first to respond. He was long gone. 56 years old.

@lukie2txmes775 Жыл бұрын

"...I was in Tuscaloosa!" 😅😂😂😅

@tonyfauci9963 Жыл бұрын

He did not have a compound fracture- and Chris gave it away when he said they were on vacation two weeks later

@adavidbujanda Жыл бұрын

Two things, chris is a badass story teller Andis only getting better and tom looks great on trt

@zillozitto 8 ай бұрын

ca someone name me the brand of the glasses that chris is wearing ?

@RamseyArt Жыл бұрын

Greatest story I have ever heard!

@1800-FAT-CHICKS Жыл бұрын

bro those glasses lol anyone know where I can cop a pair of those or ones similar

@tracihoeflick666 Жыл бұрын

This is a fantastic example of why i dont drink anymore......also, best god damn storyteller EVER

@maddiemorales4265 Жыл бұрын

“I was in Tuscaloosa and ate some farmers ass” 😂

@jakecongleton7108 Жыл бұрын

This has to be one of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard

@supriyo_431 Жыл бұрын

fuck!!! i broke my legs!!!!,,,,, 😹😹😹man i cant stop laughing....omg..

@thomasfisher763 5 ай бұрын

Suie-wooie has to be the funniest way I've ever heard someone reference suicide lol

@boilingmonkey3140 Жыл бұрын

Fantastic

@thebronbronshow Жыл бұрын

Now that's a story

@rickarmon Жыл бұрын

One of the funniest/craziest stories I've ever herd

@psytron939 Жыл бұрын

When Chrissy's Psychologist told him he should be a Comic, they were fucking dead on 😂 you cant NOT be one with stories like this, too muhc of a wild life to let it to to waste without telling the world theses crazy stories.

@The.deusexmachina Жыл бұрын

Pete Rock album in the back, nice

@IncomingGame23 Жыл бұрын

I was ENRAPTURED by this story. What the FUCK

@jackogood 10 ай бұрын

decently big distefano fan here, i cannot believe ive never heard this before. This is absolutely insane

@emily4gov922 11 ай бұрын

“I’ve ranched it.” Oh, this phrase is about to get integrated into my daily life. Thank you.

@AustinMonroe-cg7to Жыл бұрын

Sewy woowey had me rolling

@nathanpetronzio6442 Жыл бұрын

Give me Chrissy BolognaNips stories all day over Bert’s one single story 😂😂😂😂😂

@BuffaloBlizz Жыл бұрын

Yo.....this is wild!!!!!!

@saulalta75 Жыл бұрын

Yo, they should animate this story. Talk about an emotional roller coaster comedy!

@shleemypantz6061 11 ай бұрын

OMFG IM DYING 😂 AINT EVEN BEEN 3 HOURS INTTO MY SHIFT

@owendaviesotd5909 Жыл бұрын

This left me speechless wtf 😂😂😂

@jackdoe552 Жыл бұрын

Distefano is a top tier guest.

@bryguy87 6 ай бұрын

Chris has sooo many stories but this is by far my favorite one. (And I’m a babe fan)

@ThatF_ckingguy Жыл бұрын

Such a wild story lmao

@GetOffTheLawn Жыл бұрын

I'm fucking crying

@mileslaw Жыл бұрын

That's one hell of a story.