I have bronchitis and I laughed so hard I coughed and shat myself. Thanks Chris
@doddles40495 жыл бұрын
Well at least it was enjoyable
@Carriemcl4 жыл бұрын
Its all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits eh
@ChaserTree4 жыл бұрын
TMI lol
@walkernick864 жыл бұрын
@@Carriemcl Lmafo! :-)
@fifacolourcommentary23324 жыл бұрын
You need to get out more, he isn't funny at all
@jdm-cars80446 жыл бұрын
I love it when he tries to keep in his laughter from his own joke :D
@katiekat44574 жыл бұрын
JDM - Cars That’s just comedian101 technique. Comedians do that all the time. They make it look like they can’t control it but it’s done on purpose to look unintentional. It’s a cheap way to get extra laughs and it works well. That’s why they all do it. It’s basically putting in your own Laugh Tracks. It amazes me how easily tricked people are. Or maybe not “tricked” but more like always trusting that the people is on the up and up or being sincere. I wish I was more like that. Instead I see right through people and miss out on a lot of the enjoyment of interacting with someone. You know how they say ignorance is bliss? I do believe that and envy those people. Because I know that laughing at yourself is a comedic technique that used, every time a comedian does it makes my roll my eyes instead of being tickled by it. I’m sincere when I say I wish I was more like you.
@sera12273 жыл бұрын
@@katiekat4457 calm down mate , have a break , have a kitat .
@katiekat44573 жыл бұрын
@@sera1227 You are so right. I am being so mean and petty. That was 6 months ago and was going through a horrible time. I was taking it out on all the wrong people. I cringe every time I get a reply that shows me how awful I was.
@andrewcook51516 жыл бұрын
"Dragon Fruit!" "Game of Thrones Orange!" I'm gone :')
@zyrota42954 жыл бұрын
Andrew Cook I was yelling dragon fruit at my screen and was very happy when he did it.
@cantsaythat49045 ай бұрын
@@zyrota4295999
@StevenDavisonYT6 жыл бұрын
Respect for uploading this for free when you're definitely well known enough to have just released it as another dvd!
@BrianGeraghty773 жыл бұрын
Imagine measuring a) bloody pizz!
@alejandrogianni83623 жыл бұрын
i guess im randomly asking but does someone know a way to log back into an Instagram account?? I somehow forgot my login password. I would appreciate any assistance you can offer me
@andresdrake44223 жыл бұрын
@Alejandro Gianni instablaster ;)
@alejandrogianni83623 жыл бұрын
@Andres Drake thanks so much for your reply. I got to the site through google and im in the hacking process atm. Seems to take quite some time so I will get back to you later with my results.
@alejandrogianni83623 жыл бұрын
@Andres Drake it did the trick and I actually got access to my account again. I'm so happy! Thanks so much, you saved my ass !
@ianthe39826 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for his son to watch this when he’s older
@annashaw65384 жыл бұрын
I cant wait for him to listen to the podcast he does!!
@martinamifsud40816 жыл бұрын
I bloody lost it at the woman pissing😂😂😂
@kari42254 жыл бұрын
And it's true ,pissing like a race horse 🤣🤣
@helenswan7052 жыл бұрын
I've just discovered Chris. Saw him on Taskmaster - superb.
@TheLoyalTheorist6 жыл бұрын
Trying to watch this at 1am with your housemates trying to sleep is not easy... I nearly pissed meself trying not to laugh
@talldarkanxious49276 жыл бұрын
"Danger Orange" 😂
@quinndexter67276 жыл бұрын
We were never quite sure if we liked your act, Chris from your older TV appearances, then we watched your first DVD and loved it. You're one of the finest talents in observational comedy in the UK today. Thanks to you and your management for putting this show on KZfaq. Bloody hilarious and two guaranteed ticket sales next time you're in our area.
@debateclub71296 жыл бұрын
Vince Marlow I
@geraldw81965 жыл бұрын
Quinn Dexter a
@RabiRose4 жыл бұрын
the way this guy makes me laugh... he really sells it!
@hayleysmith48456 жыл бұрын
Still in the nets they catch them in 😂😂
@ABX84 жыл бұрын
i think that was my favourite
@thezone10006 жыл бұрын
This had to be the best stand up show I have ever seen. I could not stop laughing. I'm going to have to book tickets the next time you are in Scotland.
@1969Kismet3 жыл бұрын
I was having bleedin' soup!!! Now my laptop and I are sharing soup...Thanks, mate. Hilarious show!
@bob2nifty6 жыл бұрын
never heard or seen this guy before he's class thanks for upload. I'll be watching out for you if you tour London.
@danhill27066 жыл бұрын
Laid in bed full of flu and this has had es in stiches chris ramsey northeast legend 👌
@SuperPassionflower4 жыл бұрын
I count a few blessings: being a non native english-speaker I've sufficient understanding of the language to be able to enjoy this show to the fullest and secondly, being an ardent SCD fan that enabled me to discover Chris and his stand up comedy talent, because if it wasn't for that dance competition I would not have heard of him. So.. yeah I feel blessed. MOST enjoyable show here and do I need to say that I'm very pleased with seeing his journey on the SCD-competition..something he will never forget I'm sure!! Hats off!!!
@itsnlee4 жыл бұрын
‘Still in the nets they catch them in’ I caNT
@peterallison50216 жыл бұрын
its July 14th 2018, seen this video for the 3rd time, we went and got another of his DVD's, and yes very very funny. We went to Middlesborough to see Chris live, he had had a bit of a bad day at home with Robin and Carl, so was not running at 100%, understandably. Will go and see him at another venue, as the theatre we were in was not as good as hoped, seemed like we were "separate" from the stalls, and we could hear those people laughing, and thought, "what have missed" .... it seemed like we were in a different audience
@stephtaylor38516 жыл бұрын
OMG!! thank you for posting this link!!!! Ive just cry laughed at the toilet story!!! 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂
@veesvoyages4 жыл бұрын
Watching this in preparation for the 2020 show😁I really enjoyed this and respect for uploading this for free for us viewers, can't wait to see you perform live next year😁❤️& great to have you representing the north east!🙌💪
@ben70604 жыл бұрын
well that’s unfortunate-coronavirus and all
@T1ana23 Жыл бұрын
Did you get to see him live? Since the shows got cancelled around covid
@markncl1005 жыл бұрын
I have not laughed so much in ages. You have totally cracked me up.
@MrMobyTheMenace5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely bloody amazing. Spat me pizza out at one point due to laughter. One of the best stand ups i've seen in ages.
@emer1575 жыл бұрын
I assume you are being sarcastic
@jonburge73786 жыл бұрын
You are a proper bloke Chris Ramsey!
@molliedolliee40386 жыл бұрын
Love this so much! I totally agree with the hotel story, it's happened to me before it's terrifying 😂😂
@Beautyinthebreakdown.6 жыл бұрын
Amazing 😂💖 and he's had a hair cut and got a dad bod 😂🤤😍
@Beautyinthebreakdown.6 жыл бұрын
maple even hotter in my opinion... I like a man to look 'lived in' 😂
@annashaw65384 жыл бұрын
Hed have even more of a dad bod now hes a bike guy
@robhampton62164 жыл бұрын
Keeeeep dancing, spot on bro.😹😹😹😹
@pretenditsagoodworld5 жыл бұрын
he is just so cute and are just harmless and warm like a teddybear (a teddybear that apparenly will not protect you at night)
@vanessamalloy7658Ай бұрын
This was so good! Loved you on Task Master ❤️
@jaketwigden80546 жыл бұрын
Brilliant love to go to Dudley, West Midlands in the U.K. and go to see him love his show the Chris Ramsey show
@tricia1234gm4 жыл бұрын
OMG! I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. Brilliant. Thank you Chris. :)
@shirokumaotaku6 жыл бұрын
Me & My Sister were in the Audience for this
@EilishGleeson6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for posting this chris!
@beverlycox60443 ай бұрын
Stir frying an angry cat 😂😂😂 lmfao
@TheLoyalTheorist6 жыл бұрын
He is one of my favourite comedians
@thebrummierailenthusiasts53292 жыл бұрын
Chris Ramsey always a great man
@cooperwilson17514 жыл бұрын
However..., This Chris Ramsey is a absolutely awesome stand up magically entertaining comedian !!!
@ianeglintine6 жыл бұрын
Unreal show. Good to see a sanddancer do well :) keep it up mate. Grew up on the nook eating gills XD
@dottywhl53352 жыл бұрын
Any watching this because love Chris and Rosies podcast?
@james-r6 жыл бұрын
I’ve been binge watching every video since your most recent upload. You’re great!
@cptobviou55 ай бұрын
Very good, mate. VERY GOOD 🤣🤣🤣
@wendypetal.66685 жыл бұрын
Watching from Dallas Texas. You are hilarious!!!
@hayleyforsyth85055 жыл бұрын
Wendy Lurie me too in Fort Worth ( Brit) crying out aloud laughing
@kellyleonard69956 жыл бұрын
Will be at the metro arena seeing this at the end of the year, bloody hilarious man
@HypeerChick4 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop watching this. It’s 1am and I’m up in 5 hours - send help
@philipmorgan39904 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest one Chris has done, in my opinion!
@peterallison50216 жыл бұрын
my g/f, loves your new DVD, so much so, we are coming from Leeds, to your show in Middlesbro town hall, in june. Thanks for the laughs
@npcrafterak12466 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing the laughter with those of us far away.
@garethbradley16986 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure I was at this gig. Absolutely loved it and even better re watching it :)
@denapattison63635 жыл бұрын
Good story-teller and cute as a button
@natashakingston83022 жыл бұрын
Loving watching this so glad its online
@mancmcr81724 жыл бұрын
😂😂 I used to do the sleepwalking staring at me Mam thing.
@kwazim0l05 жыл бұрын
You sir are brilliantly funny! was laughing from the start
@irenecyp4 жыл бұрын
Came across this by accident. Absolutely fantastic!! Clever, well delivered, pure fun. Very talented indeed, thank you
@Debzxx4 жыл бұрын
So funny Chris. Cheers dude.
@hayleyforsyth85055 жыл бұрын
Brit frying by the pool headphones in the Texas heat literally having body convulsions off the sun lounger crying laughing 😆👙🇬🇧🇺🇸Americans about the pool must think I’m mad!
@richardk.45035 жыл бұрын
Funny and cute, that's two boxes ticked. 😁😂😂
@traceyvose62976 жыл бұрын
Flipping hysterical..loved it
@francaperotti59344 жыл бұрын
Now I will get a tape measure from now on and measure my pizza.
@kari42254 жыл бұрын
That is dedication
@trjones97942 жыл бұрын
the paragraph part had me in stitches, "you see your paragraph and there's a fuckin massive word!" i'm dead
@miawasbrd4 жыл бұрын
Love the creepy 5 year old bit cause my daughters been like that since the day she could tell me stories. E.g. one day playing out in the garden with her lovely imagination I look down to see her shaking her imaginary friend awake (there is no one there) she looks up at me an says in her sweet little voice "my daddy wont wake up.. hes gone cold" I turned and ran
@julstereg14714 жыл бұрын
Awwwwww 👼🏼🤣😚🏴
@SteversonC6 жыл бұрын
Favourite comedian by far. Love the show pal :D
@sockey99402 жыл бұрын
Really? your favourite comedian EVER? jesus!!
@TeranceHealy4 жыл бұрын
AWESOME SHOW!
@omiizfiito5406 жыл бұрын
that guy may have been told to "Don't forget to go Asda and get Carly flowers"
@birkinater11396 жыл бұрын
Loved it!
@tomskih2034 жыл бұрын
He has a Netflix one where he asks the audience questions and read their responses on stage. I nearly died XD
@maxholister166 жыл бұрын
You´re a fucking legend! Definitely one of the best stand-up shows i´ve watched, ever.
@TheAwesomeCezzy3 жыл бұрын
‘Robin is gonna lose some teeth’ aged well 😂
@annashaw65383 жыл бұрын
😂😂🙈 now we know how he really lost his front teeth
@brodybrister33275 жыл бұрын
Tryin to go to bed and listen to this, goddamn if that sleepwalking thing made me stay up you absolute unit of a man
@SAMEEDEE564 жыл бұрын
Love Chris so much 😂
@Lizz852575 жыл бұрын
Fucking lost it at the orange bit
@markmc13756 жыл бұрын
Chris Ramsey aka the gannit ! Every time he is on a cookery show he scoffs the lot !
@itsnlee5 жыл бұрын
THE BEST
@p4cks4 жыл бұрын
am liking the gazelles chris
@tbahahahh6 жыл бұрын
2:20-4:20 one of the best parts
@jordannelson48986 жыл бұрын
Should’ve got loads of compo from the police! 😂
@hayleyforsyth85055 жыл бұрын
I’ve got a metal latch on the back of the hotel door lol
@francaperotti59344 жыл бұрын
You can't hear my arse eating my jeans.
@joedixon58384 жыл бұрын
What's with that gear head sniff? Edge lord ramsey 😎
@davidearl20382 жыл бұрын
Funny guy! Like an English version of Billy Connolly.
@chrispaw16 жыл бұрын
I must say mr ramsey, im loving the new fuller figure! 😂
@traceyallen24846 жыл бұрын
Lean forward 😂😂😂😂
@lawenosborne35664 жыл бұрын
This guy is just if Jack Whitehall was from newcastle
@ben70604 жыл бұрын
lawen osborne and not really posh
@annashaw65384 жыл бұрын
@@ben7060 after listening to his podcast Jack would have to be ALOT less posh!!!
@Liam-qn2kn2 жыл бұрын
Except jack Whitehall isnt funny no person from the south of england are funny
@natashakingston47384 жыл бұрын
I love this
@matthewhaigh47883 жыл бұрын
What a punchline at the end
@michaelwargo53014 жыл бұрын
Awesome 👍
@kari42254 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@auxibio49214 жыл бұрын
fucken game of thrones orange best thing ive heard
@charlottechambers43092 жыл бұрын
Who’s here after listening to SMA podcast?
@cooperwilson17514 жыл бұрын
It’s not the Chris Ramsey I know from Canada 🇨🇦 who got his start with Spidey b4 he had tats... Chris was shy at first but has his confidence now and does a great job on KZfaq. Call this a challenge, but I would love to see Chris live again!
@howytls13 жыл бұрын
Now we know how robin lost is 2 front teeth 🦷 lol
@RabiRose4 жыл бұрын
14:48 XD
@stevemedhurst45602 жыл бұрын
That was fucking awesome !
@echognomecal67427 ай бұрын
Crying laughing
@michaelklein75873 жыл бұрын
So fuckin brilliant
@p4cks3 жыл бұрын
areet chris. it's pack. i've not forgotten it's your round at the new ship
@tezzkid87 Жыл бұрын
What show did you watch? Sounds good that!!
@jac-henryowens93005 жыл бұрын
I love that you said "adamantium" XD #Marvelfan
@abather116 жыл бұрын
I thought you're that magician 😂
@rayjay2856 жыл бұрын
anyone else really curious about what that detective show actually was
@iheart19916 жыл бұрын
rayjay285 it was Line of Duty!!
@Angora5734 жыл бұрын
Had to google the arrest part as somehow I missed it on the news. Poor Chris :)