Chuck Norris was once unarmed, surrounded by 200 men armed with automatic weapons, the situation looked hopeless, But chuck let them go
@brianjohnson52723 жыл бұрын
A true gentleman.
@TheDudeliestDude3 жыл бұрын
They got lucky.
@-_-81232 жыл бұрын
had me in the first half not gonna lie
@ruggedlemmings91632 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris once had a dance contest with Michael Jackson. The loser had to change colors.
@lilmatty24662 жыл бұрын
Just for that am subscribing.
@Andraielsama5 жыл бұрын
"Segata Sanshiro does not defy the laws of physics; the laws of physics simply know what happens to those who defy Segata Sanshiro"
@PP-pr2kb4 жыл бұрын
Chuck norris-the laws of physics tried to arrest me...i put a bounty on there heads
@ValGOPLock4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@henshinking13 жыл бұрын
Especially when segata cries HENSHIN!!!!!
@fictionverse72923 жыл бұрын
They are both God in the form of ridiculous memes
@sarafontanini70512 жыл бұрын
The Laws of physics, dawning horror as it realises the man before it: SEGATA...SANSHIRO! D:
@fallenkiller893 жыл бұрын
" that man was not chuck norris, because chuck norris killed that man" best quote ever
@rasheedyoufreealrajhi60222 жыл бұрын
So segata was chuck norris all along!?
@texasfalcon36113 жыл бұрын
I wonder did chuck Norris actually watched this and thought "how did they know about this fight"
@bijayakrushnamishra92682 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@murasame_33132 жыл бұрын
Cameraman is hood tho
@jirkavrana77892 жыл бұрын
Lasha Talachadze interrupts that fight and slaps Chuck Norris out of existence
@bocahcebol28152 жыл бұрын
You underestimate the power of cameraman
@jirkavrana7789 Жыл бұрын
Hafbór Björnsson watch this fight and says for himself: Pffff weaklings....
@Multi-Manus7 жыл бұрын
There was no ad, because nothing interrupts Chuck Norris.
@ormod95587 жыл бұрын
Freelancer Armageddon 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂 That was fye.
@Merilirem7 жыл бұрын
Indeed. Just look at all those Sega Saturn commercials.
@kenkanaki16806 жыл бұрын
That's why the ads open show a black screen then disappear.
@lightingstrike29515 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@nemesisstars75315 жыл бұрын
I literally saw no ad thanks chuck norris
@PKSparkxxDH9 жыл бұрын
This is greater than Goku vs Superman.
@saber769 жыл бұрын
PK wat r some of ur ideas (Luv ur vids
@nataliephan5629 жыл бұрын
goku vs superman should have ended like this one
@BENHAMIM9 жыл бұрын
Natalie Phan exactly!!
@user-lc3zb8yz9d9 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris vs Superman! :D
@nafay47029 жыл бұрын
Natalie Phan U ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RIGHT
@tekuaniaakab20502 жыл бұрын
12:46 When Segata was thrown inside the earth, he didn’t actually break it apart; that was actually the planet fearfully letting him through
@Jacob1332-08 ай бұрын
If you're here after watching Scooby Vs Courage, then your awesome!
@t-rexcellentreviews16638 ай бұрын
Thank you.
@cartooncentral2636 ай бұрын
They got it wrong in that video. This wasn’t the last Death Battle to end in a tie before Scooby Doo vs Courage. The last one to in a tie was Deadpool vs Pinkie Pie.
@alexmavromatis23106 ай бұрын
Indeed I am
@UEmiya235Ай бұрын
@@cartooncentral263 Nah, the loser in that one was Wiz and Boomstick. Get your facts right, nerd.
@GatorOne-in7hk20 күн бұрын
@@cartooncentral263 Deadpool vs Pinkie Pie doesn’t count because they stopped fighting to troll the Death Battle crew.
@chaos147ex84 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris telling the story of his battle with Segata: "Then there was a whole Army of Segatas. I surrounded them."
@DragonofDojima_4 жыл бұрын
This deserves waaay more likes lol
@ValGOPLock4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@purplehatter5503 жыл бұрын
Who is he gonna tell it to? Humans? Oh wait.
@bread643 жыл бұрын
He's going to tell it to his past self
@DragonofDojima_3 жыл бұрын
@@bread64 and then his past self is going to tell his future self that he already traveled to the future and seen it happen
@killallnerds26117 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris heard that nothing could kill him, so he went out and killed nothing
@NotAlphabet7 жыл бұрын
ಠ_ಠ
@pallukun7 жыл бұрын
Paradoxes don't apply to Chuck Norris.
@mrsupreme53167 жыл бұрын
So he didn't kill anything
@rickaderson11997 жыл бұрын
and everything
@pallukun7 жыл бұрын
...but he DID kill nothing.
@logankemper94242 жыл бұрын
The fact that Chuck Norris didn't even use a roundhouse kick scares me
@RetroActivityGaming2 жыл бұрын
He ended the fight with one. For whatever reason, the constellation has him punching. But, he does a flying roundhouse before they go in the black hole.
@samaladderley47492 жыл бұрын
Nice
@begining98072 жыл бұрын
he didnt need it
@voidling2632 Жыл бұрын
Hi did but we couldn't see it.
@jimmyseit934 Жыл бұрын
he was saving his power
@redreploid1713 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: not a lot of people might know this, but the actor playing Segata was also the actor for the first Kamen Rider ever
@FloridaMan69. Жыл бұрын
I already knew that
@deepstrike97508 ай бұрын
HELL YEAH
@jackson25313 ай бұрын
And that's what the "In a previous life, was a motorcycle-riding cyborg superhero" part of his background references.
@genesismultiverse489611 күн бұрын
Of course dai shocker used Nintendo to rule over the world
@MarioMania8 жыл бұрын
Who wants to bet that one day these two will crash a death battle to continue their fight?
@MG_Spy8 жыл бұрын
That would be fricking amazing
@TimeTravelinc8 жыл бұрын
Only if the Deathbattle was epic enough for them to crash. I mean, they aren't going to crash it for no apparent reason, right? Still, I want to see them continue... Again.
@kerrihicks97778 жыл бұрын
yep
@orionmelton32268 жыл бұрын
Just through in Saitama of One Punch Man and we could make this continue for a while longer.
@trickception73717 жыл бұрын
yay like reaper vs heavy
@cormacdoherty70653 жыл бұрын
Okay so five years later, can we get an update on how these two are doing? Because they’re definitely still going
@Blue_Battalion3 жыл бұрын
I wanna like ur comment but ur number of likes is 69
@lewismartin34303 жыл бұрын
i can't remember what battle it was. but they absolutely still going
@loyalhoodini49442 жыл бұрын
@@user-cx4px9kc9k ?
@daleketchup74342 жыл бұрын
Naruto vs Ichigo. They’re still at it
@kwewee2 жыл бұрын
Gogeta vs Vegito dbx they were shown to still be fighting
@newquinken3 жыл бұрын
I love how this Death Battle is one that they STILL reference to this very day, like literally every time a 2D animated fight winds up in space you can see the constellation of them as an easter egg, implying their still fighting to this very day
@22dolls199 ай бұрын
Really? Never noticed that
@deepstrike97508 ай бұрын
Sick
@estrelaplatinada65067 ай бұрын
@@22dolls19Yes, like in shadow vs ryuko
@opalander3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if they did a live action follow up of this battle with the actual Chuck Norris and Hiroshi Fujioka.
@dragonlex42 жыл бұрын
That would make quite a number of fans go crazy.
@Geeksavant80x Жыл бұрын
@Red Knight dont worry its the cameraman.
@jojogacha974 Жыл бұрын
Aren’t they like super old though? And I mean irl not in the memes
@jirkavrana7789 Жыл бұрын
@@Geeksavant80xTrue lol
@jirkavrana7789 Жыл бұрын
@@jojogacha974Yeah they are
@theannouncer55385 жыл бұрын
Thanos to Star Lord: I like you Thanos to iron man: You have my respect, Stark Thanos to Chuck Norris: I have retrieved your baseball glove, my lord
@snakelord87655 жыл бұрын
This is why CHUCK NORRIS IS ARE GOD.
@Flop_Studios5 жыл бұрын
@Dylan Edwards I see what you did there
@beb74355 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris ain’t my hero
@spaghettimastercuzwhynot45315 жыл бұрын
@@beb7435 YOU BETTER RUN
@beb74355 жыл бұрын
@@spaghettimastercuzwhynot4531 why?
@ItsPizzaTime-hn4qy5 жыл бұрын
Someone asked Chuck how many push ups he can do. Chuck replied saying "all of them".
@ljplatano144 жыл бұрын
Best one by farrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
@LeaderofStupid4 жыл бұрын
Chuck norris does not do push-ups He simply pushes the world down
@potato28684 жыл бұрын
No he replied with "yes"
@overlordandgoblinslayermix75924 жыл бұрын
Chuck and deathstroke arw the only ones in the whole existence that can do that. Not even yhe hulk can do as many.
@darkcommander428 Жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris can pick pairs from an Apple tree and make the best damn lemonade you’ve ever tasted
@robozardexceptthisisthe3rdnew Жыл бұрын
It's pear but I don't doubt it
@foy50518 ай бұрын
@@robozardexceptthisisthe3rdnewno... Chuck Norris can pick *pairs* from an *apple tree* and make *lemonade* What part of that sounds off to you??
@CassiusSharp6 ай бұрын
You joke but you ever tried apple lemonade it is delicious
@realkingofantarctica2 жыл бұрын
You're telling me I've gone nearly seven years of my life not knowing that there is a Death Battle episode between two of the men I look up to the most?
@daikon3199 Жыл бұрын
IKR 😞
@names11394 жыл бұрын
"Don't fight chuck norris" - Sun tzu, the art of war
@justanaccount68853 жыл бұрын
Such wisdom, thank you
@cier51583 жыл бұрын
What a genius!!!
@awc60073 жыл бұрын
Lol
@thomasedwardharrison28793 жыл бұрын
Unless your name is Segata
@ryahmib24523 жыл бұрын
@@thomasedwardharrison2879 or Sonic or Wally west.
@firelook74545 жыл бұрын
I think this is the only Death Battle that everyone can agree on it.
@yoshimallow4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@tristinbreland30254 жыл бұрын
But one thing
@HamboneyGamezYT4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@tristinbreland30254 жыл бұрын
Where are they
@springdude11654 жыл бұрын
@@tristinbreland3025 nobody knows.
@johnbailey58353 жыл бұрын
Bruce lee beat chuck norris. You may be wondering "But how?" The answer is simpler than you think. Chuck had not yet grown his magnificent beard, his third first could not save him from bruce grabbing his chest hair.
@murasame_33132 жыл бұрын
Chuck didn't lose, he allowed Bruce win
@romeobejasa23092 жыл бұрын
That was just Chad norris shadow and him being polite to give chad lee the win
@Shuthells2 жыл бұрын
Some says this scene was the most expensive after effect of all time, present and futur !
@vladyvhv95792 жыл бұрын
True Chuck Norris Fact: He and Bruce Lee became good friends.
@jojogacha974 Жыл бұрын
Nah he was weaker then he just had to lift the earth a couple times (this is what people call an earthquake)
@Blizzard0fOz933 жыл бұрын
"It's time to end this debate, once and for all!" There was never a debate, to begin with. These two martial arts titans are actually the same being, split into two, in an effort to prevent the infinite collapse of the multiverse. This being's name, is Chugata Norrshiro. Praise be unto Them.
@deepstrike97508 ай бұрын
Dare.......GOD...
@roachbagjr93584 жыл бұрын
I just realized that Chuck Norris's pixel model is literally a recolored Joseph Joestar model from on of the JoJo games
@GalacticFox323 жыл бұрын
Yep
@BlackBloodCombatClub3 жыл бұрын
And Segata is an edit of a KOF character
@Jungoguy3 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@notshockwavedemon75433 жыл бұрын
@@BlackBloodCombatClub Takuma to be exact.
@brianjohnson52723 жыл бұрын
Only because Chuck ALLOWED him too.
@Michael-bb1cw5 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade. It killed ten people, then it exploded. When Chuck Norris left for college, he told his father “You're the man of the house now”.
@rf-k91175 жыл бұрын
Michael the Grenade line had me deaaaaad
@anegg59465 жыл бұрын
He threw the grenade so hard it killed ten people
@zombiewolf32445 жыл бұрын
Jesus walked on water Chuck swims through land
@youtubestuff6834 жыл бұрын
@@zombiewolf3244 YEEEESSSSSS
@beretta92fs294 жыл бұрын
*fifty people
@Carface033 жыл бұрын
these two are the most powerful people that death battle ever hosted
@wedead43092 жыл бұрын
Without a doubt
@TheFilosopher2 жыл бұрын
@@wedead4309 not even superman and Goku can beat them
@bloomblock27682 жыл бұрын
@Peregrine Wheeler Not even close.
@seantheporcupine79792 жыл бұрын
Wait until Shaggy shows up
@featherstherat9842 жыл бұрын
@@seantheporcupine7979 that battle would destroy the universe and they would fight till the end of shattered time
@LonePhantom7562 жыл бұрын
13:35 The montages of fight scenes wasn't just a nod to the show's history. It was Segata and Chuck ascending to become the embodiment of Death Battle.
@Blizzard0fOz938 ай бұрын
False. Chuck Norris and Segata Sanshiro never ascended, for it is impossible to ascend if you're above everything else. .... Unless you're Chuck Norris or Segata Sanshiro.
@steelersgoingfor77064 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin, that he built.
@Theshocker00454 жыл бұрын
How does that logic?, Also I watched this video 3 years ago, I just wanted to see the memes agains
@ronswanson73714 жыл бұрын
the shocker0045 whoosh
@Theshocker00454 жыл бұрын
@@ronswanson7371 oof
@Theshocker00454 жыл бұрын
@@ronswanson7371 btw just tap on names to tag them
@Unknownuser-vq9ul3 жыл бұрын
@@Theshocker0045 Chuck is such a badass that even being sperm cell can't stop him from building.
@Mr.nesser7 жыл бұрын
Please note that Chuck kept his Hat on the Entire Time
@flamepalkia50767 жыл бұрын
You know i didn't realize that.
@alonelyperson60315 жыл бұрын
Nah his hat is just afraid of the fate that awaits it should it actually come off of his head.
@stampede1225 жыл бұрын
Nothing falls off Chuck Norris unless he wishes it
@jadespider54515 жыл бұрын
Chuck didnt keep the hat on The hat kept Chuck on 😂😂
@azadisoleil63198 ай бұрын
I have a great respect for Sega, not everyone’s marketing is flat out: “use our product, or else”
@toiletbaby82893 жыл бұрын
6 years later I am still waiting for the Chuck Norris vs Sega Sanshiro rematch🤞🏾🙏🏾
@thegreendragon53903 жыл бұрын
You can't really have a rematch for a fight that's still ongoing. But I would like it if they checked back in on the fight with a Part 2.
@toiletbaby82893 жыл бұрын
@@thegreendragon5390 No idea what you said cuz I dont like reading but O.K
@fatherpucci81702 жыл бұрын
We can't have rematch because they still fighting
@jirkavrana77892 жыл бұрын
Lasha Talachadze already wins that fight
@U1TR4F0RCE2 жыл бұрын
@@thegreendragon5390 was there a break since Segata Sanshiro showed up in Sega’s 60 year anniversary ads
@darrenbyrne2937 жыл бұрын
This is why gods must never battle...
@cruz-sk3ix6 жыл бұрын
The Sarcastic Jerk who goku vs superman
@Kylezk1179 жыл бұрын
They should do a death battle championship, where all the winners face eachother two at a time until there are two
@Wolfbane9719 жыл бұрын
well this is what happened
@overlordmao60629 жыл бұрын
they said they wouldn't do that since right of the bat superman, spawn, deadpool etc have an unfair advantage over other characters.
@Kylezk1179 жыл бұрын
But Deadpool
@GloveUzumaki9 жыл бұрын
Deadpool would win the championship no matter who he's facing
@bkaneshiro149 жыл бұрын
Cool idea on paper, but... We'd be pitting people like Zangeif (An extremely strong, but for all terms and purposes mortal person) against Superman and Godzilla...
@jakebate15339 ай бұрын
Who came here after they saw Scooby-Doo VS Courage The Cowardly Dog? That video mentioned this fight. Both fights were stalemates.
@GatorOne-in7hk20 күн бұрын
And both were honestly the greatest fights ever seen.
@koopasquad63143 жыл бұрын
Who is here in 2021 still wondering if their legendary fight rages on, probably outside the plain of existence by now?
@ravinercf3 жыл бұрын
Me
@tyjones98643 жыл бұрын
Funny you say that as it’s exactly what we see in Vegito vs Gogeta
@tylerdao41073 жыл бұрын
You can actually see a slight continuation at the end of Naruto vs ichigo
@fernandoaldana21642 жыл бұрын
It is you see it in other videos from time to time
@omniwatcher17972 жыл бұрын
Apparently if you look at the episode when Beerus fought, the constellation of them is in the background
@spikeharusame7 жыл бұрын
This may be the most salt-free DB Comment section ever
@thecyberneticphoenix70407 жыл бұрын
of all time.
@spikeharusame7 жыл бұрын
The Cybernetic Phoenix Someone likes Red Vs. Blue
@thecyberneticphoenix70407 жыл бұрын
I live under your bed What?
@jakebryant34457 жыл бұрын
That's because the fight is so accurate
@rararasputin86087 жыл бұрын
If Goku v. Supes ended like this, I'd be satisfied.
@CritScratch4 жыл бұрын
Someone tried to cheat Chuck Norris in a coin toss by using a coin with heads on both sides. Chuck called tails and won.
@springdude11654 жыл бұрын
...
@Multi-Manus4 жыл бұрын
genious!
@13crystals614 жыл бұрын
Damn
@wingedbluj16744 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris sold his soul to Satan in exchange for his incredible abilities... Then he kicked Satan's ass and took his soul back. Satan was so impressed by the underhandedness they play cards every other Wednesday
@Da-Iceman.4 жыл бұрын
Amazing 👏🏿
@randomgamer38682 жыл бұрын
I love how they didn't even say a word to each other they just immediately started throwing hands, totally in character for both of them
@ytrkhgfd3 жыл бұрын
6 years later, in a DBX Gogeta vs Vegito fight, they are still going at it.
@docjohnny72534 жыл бұрын
Legend has it that the rings around Saturn are formed from rocks. Those rocks were formed after Segata Sanshiro shattered planets who didn’t have Sega Saturns, using only his kicks
@tucker68002 жыл бұрын
wait so your telling me jupiter mercury venus mars neptune and uranus all have sega santurns on them? awesome
@bluejay37482 жыл бұрын
My god..... I need to get a Sega Saturn quickly before I become a part of Saturn's rings
@alexaliennerd39902 жыл бұрын
Segata judo threw the planets. They exploded on impact with each other twice.
@icephoenix4522 жыл бұрын
@@tucker6800 no he destroy planets that don’t exist anymore and those rock formed the the rings
@zuberiuthth7833 Жыл бұрын
Luckily I have a Sega Saturn, so i'm safe 😂
@ambiguitiy12077 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris once fought Superman... the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
@assgoblin99377 жыл бұрын
CT-5597 Jesse lol
@thegamingmonkey55907 жыл бұрын
CT-5597 Jesse chuck norris internet name is the legend 27
@_NIKOS9_NIKOS7 жыл бұрын
superman found out the hard way that kryptonite is not the only thing that can kill him by simply be near him
@luislatinoman70557 жыл бұрын
CT-5597 Jesse 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@scipiomaurer4747 жыл бұрын
CT-5597 Jesse LOL yeah I can see that
@opalander3 жыл бұрын
When Chuck Norris couldn't beat the final boss, he went into the game and gave the boss a piece of his mind.
@superpoptart70793 жыл бұрын
bold of you to assume that Chuck Norris can't beat a game.
@shady80452 жыл бұрын
there is no boss after chuck norris, making him the true final boss.
@anudayoker Жыл бұрын
By that, you mean Chuck ripped a brain cell out of himself and threw it at the boss, who dies of conflagration from the electric currents from Chuck’s impossibly developed brain.
@yeldarb1419834 ай бұрын
the final boss was so grateful to have that part of his brain returned, he promised never to get in chuck norris' way again.
@lucastalbert54833 жыл бұрын
I think it would be really fun if in future Death Battles Chuck and Segata would blip in and out for a second in the background of other battles. They would still be fighting each other of course as their fight is on that will never end. Stretching across time and all planes of existence.
@MantaRaydiated3 жыл бұрын
I think they did show up in a future Death Battle as an easter egg but I forgot which one
@golden3065 Жыл бұрын
They have been appearing in the background of some battle but mostly when the battles are in space or traversing dimensions
@applesnl8077 Жыл бұрын
They appeared in doctor fate vs doctor strange, Naruto vs ichigo, and vegito vs gogeta DBX
@Friendly_Neigborhood_Astolfo Жыл бұрын
Or they create life on their caporeal forms
@RazorEdge20067 жыл бұрын
Since Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris, and Sonic beat Segata Sanshiro, there's only one logical conclusion for the ultimate showdown: Bruce Lee vs. Sonic the Hedgehog
@Phreal957 жыл бұрын
sonic beat segata because segata doesn't fight his sega friends.
@demi-fiendoftime38257 жыл бұрын
Razor Edge Are you trying to get us killed?
@edwinkoh7347 жыл бұрын
Razor Edge this is so crazy it might work
@talkingwind82947 жыл бұрын
but the chuck norris bruce beat was his shadows shadow
@wisemankugelmemicus17017 жыл бұрын
Razor Edge Bruce Lee wins. Sonic was killed by Vegeta in Death Battle.
@jedizzo1115 жыл бұрын
This comment section is the greatest thing ever
@professionalcommentstealer52715 жыл бұрын
IKR
@merchantziro42855 жыл бұрын
I agree
@stevensamanthakagy35415 жыл бұрын
Well, the greatest thing after Chuck Norris, of course.
@jeffreygao39565 жыл бұрын
NO! Chuck Norris jokes are outdated and so is he for being a homophobe!
@gilianrizfordespinosa82135 жыл бұрын
chuck norris once held a rusty sword that sword is now known as the xcalibur
@slendveny71913 жыл бұрын
The fight didn't end. It died after witnessing their power.
@Johnconagher9 ай бұрын
I love how they used a recolor of Joseph joestar as the sprite for Chuck Norris
@BluezDrako9 ай бұрын
both sprites being edited versions, chuck norris with the joseph joestar sprite and segata sanshiro with somewhat a takuma sakazak sprite lol
@Gizmo51056 жыл бұрын
chuck doesn't look under his bed for monsters monsters look under their bed for Chuck Norris
@nullpoint33466 жыл бұрын
Now I've got that image in my head, and I just see Chuck's face under the bed.
@chocolatetheeevee5 жыл бұрын
👌
@danielnaiken49785 жыл бұрын
Chuck doesn't fear monsters they. Fear him
@retroftw46445 жыл бұрын
but he does check under his bed for Bruce lee.
@Jeremy974379 жыл бұрын
We all know who lose in the end! ... The universe of course!
@nataliephan5629 жыл бұрын
yus the galaxy was too much for these legends
@bran75389 жыл бұрын
Pikashi indeed, but it wasn't just the universe... It was all of SPACE AND TIME!
@Jeremy974379 жыл бұрын
By the way,what is the name of the music when they start breaking apart the Solar system?
@dragun20119 жыл бұрын
the only who lose was our sunsysteme cause they too strong for it
@Jeremy974379 жыл бұрын
Anthony Groeneveld And here goes the ban!
@cozy20819 ай бұрын
Scooby and Courage vs Chuck and Segata when?!
@BegoneKastro_03 жыл бұрын
firing more bullets from a gun that it can actually hold without reloading is standard action movie MC power
@darthplagueis138 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn´t fight, he allows you to lose...
@MicrosoftNestleTea8 жыл бұрын
I'd hope he'd let me loosen, otherwise I'd never get these caps off my drinks.
@dxtkhajiit34218 жыл бұрын
Chuck doesn't go swimming, water just wants to be around him
@super6pop7 жыл бұрын
I've got my face on the side of a mountain, you voted for John McCain
@Japanlover797 жыл бұрын
Darthplagueis13 and my raps will blow your mind like a verbal John wilks booth
@PoppaShmoop7 жыл бұрын
+xDeviantx xTitanx I thought it was, "When Chuck Norris goes into the ocean, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the ocean gets Chuck Norrised...no?
@Vaxtris5 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Segata Sanshiro was the very first Kamen Rider!
@firewolf950tfwgaming74 жыл бұрын
Wrong, the first Kamen Rider took up being Segata Sanshiro as a part time job and to hide from shocker.
@webrov0.1254 жыл бұрын
Funny enough in the kamen rider Ghost and Ichigo special movie. Ichigo "died" and then came back to life after being burned alive Btw Ichigo is kamen rider 1 and Segata for those who don't know
@demons274 жыл бұрын
KIND OF implied at 6:17 with "in a previous life, was a motorcycle-riding cyborg superhero"
@stefanosolari69894 жыл бұрын
I was expecting some reference to that during the battle. It would be cool if mid fight he turns into the Kamen Rider and use the Rider Kick.
@enma93594 жыл бұрын
so this is the actual reason why decade never bothered to destroy showa universe lmao
@aarongiroux54163 жыл бұрын
I think Segata's time to return is coming soon considering how Nintendo is acting recently
@crusader39293 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately it's his far less powerful son
@alexmansfield32682 жыл бұрын
@@crusader3929 give him time, he is merely just starting his story, when the time comes he will discover the power to surpass gods, just like his father
@jojogacha97410 ай бұрын
@@alexmansfield3268 I mean he did suplex his father (which was him accepting his death which was wrong but he just never knew) so he might be training to get stronger then him
@Z_Viper083 жыл бұрын
11:02 I’m surprised that with that sprite, Chuck didn’t use Hermit Purple
@averagejoe24022 жыл бұрын
Or predicting Segata's next lines
@mastertadakatsu4 ай бұрын
Well, he did break a TV
@wooperdoober745 жыл бұрын
Thanos snapped his finger against Chuck Norris. Thanos didn't feel so good
@W-E-J-FILMS-w-e-j-team5 жыл бұрын
Joshua Veliganio good one
@Marcos-jv2me5 жыл бұрын
*oh no*
@comettamer5 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris can pull a snap simply by blinking at someone.
@jacobwells92075 жыл бұрын
The reason why Chuck can shoot more bullets than the magazine should allow is not because of some superpower, it's because the guns know better
@Evileex5 жыл бұрын
Thanos didnt feel so good is because Chuck was behind him... nobody snaps at Chuck Norris...at least...nobody alive...
@gumballviking91025 жыл бұрын
One time Chuck Norris played Pokemon. He caught them all. Now all was left to do was choose a starter.
@itsknbu64984 жыл бұрын
OMG LOL XD
@jkwonavant39504 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mysteriousshadow44604 жыл бұрын
Hold up Wut
@williamturner61924 жыл бұрын
Why can't we do that normally?
@mysteriousshadow44604 жыл бұрын
@@williamturner6192 in pokemon you choose your starter first then catch them all
@Trinistill29 ай бұрын
Scooby Doo vs Courge brought me here
@KingChiggy3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure these two are the only ones that could fight the Mask and Saitama and win without even trying.
@meme_market59493 жыл бұрын
Yep, ez
@Adenfall3 жыл бұрын
It really wouldn't be fair, the fight would end too quickly and it wouldn't even be close. Even if they team up against one of them it wouldn't even be close. Segata and Chuck would only need millisecond to beat both of them
@Thefrogking2342 жыл бұрын
Popeye's a better opponent
@heinzdoofenshmirtz86432 жыл бұрын
Even if every single winner teamed up against Chuck and Segata, it still wouldn't help (even if we add the eventual winner of Hercules vs. Sun Wukong). Chuck and Segata would still win.
@EE-bw2io Жыл бұрын
Bully maguire Enters the Battle
@FluttershyIsAGoddess4 жыл бұрын
"If you come back in here, I'm gonna hit you with so many rights, you're gonna beg for a left."
@falsealias20463 жыл бұрын
Savage
@adman13813 жыл бұрын
Invasion USA
@kmenshylla4443 жыл бұрын
Chuck noris and Segeta sanshiro are both immortal cosmic beings that came from a another universe
@superlombax15613 жыл бұрын
@@adman1381 Ah. So that's the reason we got Joe Biden in office. I'm joking plz don't turn this into a political debate
@MrVampireFang2 жыл бұрын
Throws a tree threw the log cabin. “Now there is no in here, in here is broken, there’s only an out there now. Play a Saturn”
@skindonnatello24687 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris killed 100,000,000 people with one pistol... then started firing
@robertwatson69107 жыл бұрын
Devon Norton and there wasn't any bullets in it
@carpedm98467 жыл бұрын
Bob Watson Chuck once killed 900.576.349 people by throwing a grenade. And then the Grenade exploded.
@robertwatson69107 жыл бұрын
deniz-usta Gedik and it was a toy grenade
@carpedm98467 жыл бұрын
Bob Watson made out of baloons.
@robertwatson69107 жыл бұрын
deniz-usta Gedik that weren't inflated
@MidnightDStroyer3 жыл бұрын
After watching/listening to the descriptions of both combatants, I knew right then & there that this battle would be completely ridiculous. ...Was not disappointed... I think when the entire multiverse has collapsed in upon each other & the totality of existence is coming to an end, Segata & Chuck will shake hands, agree to call it a draw, sweep up the remains & turn the light out before leaving.
@Demonic_Culture_Nut Жыл бұрын
In 2020, it's revealed Segata Sanshiro canonically managed to survive. He just went into hiding until his son, Sega Shiro, was ready to face him. He was tossed into Saturn by his son, leaving a creator on þe gas giant.
@DoofusChungus4 жыл бұрын
"There are no mistakes, except when you try to fight Chuck Norris" -Bob Ross
@13crystals614 жыл бұрын
That's not a mistake. That's intentional suicide.
@zekkorinnocake39554 жыл бұрын
Bob Ross is another cosmic entity if he paints he create new universe based that painting .
@OMartinez914 жыл бұрын
Bob Ross is Chick Norris's personal painter. Even after ascending into sainthood, Bob still paints for Chuck Norris
@DoofusChungus4 жыл бұрын
@@OMartinez91 Well, in that case its a "Happy little accident".
@meldelgado4627 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn't dail the wrong number , you picked up the wrong phone.
@connorjohnson36206 жыл бұрын
melquisedec delgado true
@nekroncifer94276 жыл бұрын
melquisedec delgado *dial
@SorowFame6 жыл бұрын
melquisedec delgado I love dailing things!
@jackandrews47396 жыл бұрын
when chuck norris steps on legos, legos cries
@flurbothebandit35266 жыл бұрын
Ever so true
@AlphaAchilles9 ай бұрын
I’m surprised by phone screen didn’t crack from all the Chuck Norris on my screen.
@kingeddieofeddington6 ай бұрын
I’m surprised I wasn’t transported to another dimension
@kevindurant99533 жыл бұрын
11:44 “you come back in here I’m gonna hit you with so many rights you’re gonna beg for a left”
@huntercheadle26794 жыл бұрын
So... this battle was so META that it BROKE Death Battle?
@meme_market59493 жыл бұрын
Yes
@RootofYishay3 жыл бұрын
KO!
@zfilms48583 жыл бұрын
And they are still fighting as of Nauroto vs Itchago!
@mwo793 жыл бұрын
They were fighting in today's DBX, june 8 2021. They still haven't stopped. No winner yet.
@Alan_Marin Жыл бұрын
Alongside every match Deadpool has ever been
@lcarpetrondookmarriot16367 жыл бұрын
"I have an army of 10 billion" "We have chuck norris and segata sanshiro" these 2 are the reason aliens never visit us.
@ljayg25217 жыл бұрын
Lion Gaming is segata still alive?
@ljayg25217 жыл бұрын
just asking
@lcarpetrondookmarriot16367 жыл бұрын
***** Yes -_-
@ljayg25217 жыл бұрын
Lion Gaming k thanks
@CommanderM1177 жыл бұрын
death fears both of them and is romantic with the pool
@Ghalaghor_McAllistor3 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris lost a fight to a pirate once. He told that rumor himself to fight against more pirates.
@shrubbygaming86659 ай бұрын
Anyone else here after watching scooby vs courage?
@SamAx576 жыл бұрын
They say nothing can kill Chuck Norris, so Chuck found nothing and killed it.
@ellisbrowne38956 жыл бұрын
Sonny LoSpeechio lol😂
@yoboiknux90246 жыл бұрын
Do you know who Bruce Lee is?
@invoidbeats87776 жыл бұрын
megasonic x do you get the joke
@yoboiknux90246 жыл бұрын
Susto Big boy do you know the actual strongest man alive?
@comettamer6 жыл бұрын
Death was supposed to take Chuck Norris many years ago, but hs yet to summon the courage to do so.
@floppinfrogs44686 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris can hit 11 out of 10 targets with 9 bullets
@memememe70815 жыл бұрын
Nah bruh, with none.
@stampede1225 жыл бұрын
Blindfolded, at the other side of the world, facing away from the targets
@danielnaiken49785 жыл бұрын
Blindfolded with only one hand facing a wall tied up tight.
@reportsucc54565 жыл бұрын
Mcree can
@dude72665 жыл бұрын
Which is actually possible using ricochet
@Milfcum69693 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone
@Raven-zu7zr3 жыл бұрын
Okay, this is a stretch, but can we get a sequel? I want to see them keep going, because they can't beat one another. But it would be great if, say, you upgraded your instruments so they could detect the two again.
@user-sb6qk1hc3c5 жыл бұрын
Legend say that Chuck and Segata are still fighting in another dimension
@lazarus91655 жыл бұрын
I think at this point it's across the vastness of the infinite multiverse.
@user-xr7uf5gl6z5 жыл бұрын
Nah, chuck was putting on an act for the camera. Segata isnt even breathing now.
@mr.anonymous31585 жыл бұрын
130792 297031 legend says the fight between Chuck and Segata is what caused the extinction of the dinosaurs
@Riderman5 жыл бұрын
Will Dell Chuck never holds back.
@vandacarneiro980 Жыл бұрын
Zxaqwero.
@OmegaYeet1237 ай бұрын
I still can't believe it took scooby and courage to break the cycle of draws..... IT TOOK 8 YEARS SINCE THIS ONE
@shinigamimiroku3723 Жыл бұрын
This series has been going on forever, and yet this will remain the greatest Death Battle ever conceived - not because of any flagging quality of the creators (none of which I've ever noticed) but simply due to the sheer awesomeness inherent in this single matchup.
@nicksmith3324 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris drove his mom to the hospital when her water broke. Then he helped deliver himself.
@RootofYishay3 жыл бұрын
He was born with a full beard on his face.
@lord-mafiawolf14333 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mrandmrsduquette19042 жыл бұрын
The only person who cried the day Chuck Norris was born was the Doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
@TrailerDrake9 жыл бұрын
I have been waiting for this day ever since Chad and Ben joked about it about four years ago. :P
@AegonWithers9 жыл бұрын
Really!?
@Rooot-username9 жыл бұрын
***** Exactly
@MarcusDandridgeDee_Kae9 жыл бұрын
***** for real!!??
@TrailerDrake9 жыл бұрын
*****, Not in any official online sense, but they certainly discussed this around the ScrewAttack office quite a bit. :P
@TrailerDrake9 жыл бұрын
*****, Everybody seems to forget that I worked for ScrewAttack for two years. :P
@Whatthescallop17769 ай бұрын
Here after the next draw between Scooby and Courage
@manny2510009 ай бұрын
LOL SAME
@Narrativerse9 ай бұрын
Same
@grandadmiralzaarin49627 ай бұрын
Still the best Death Battle of all time.
@mikailthomas14665 жыл бұрын
"Yeah I was but after five days of agonizing pain...the cobra died" my favorite line
@RevolverOcelot17 жыл бұрын
Me: Did you really kill 3 people with one bullet. Chuck Norris: No. The 3rd guy had a heart attack. Not fair to count him.
@jasonmiller23797 жыл бұрын
this sound strangely familiar.
@Silverwind877 жыл бұрын
Chuck's Date: So what place did you have in mind. Chuck: There's this restaurant. It should be here soon.
@stopthedabmelancon37406 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the first shot was a warning
@stormbridge6 жыл бұрын
Michael Relaford, i'm not sure if this was a reference to mass effect 3 or if mass effect 3 took a reference to Chuck Norris.
@jasonmiller23796 жыл бұрын
both
@ObstagoonGuy2 жыл бұрын
This is to this day the best Death Battle ever made. I regularly come back to it!
@michaelcurry84973 жыл бұрын
The "unstoppable force meets an immovable object" saying clearly came from the direct word of god after witnessing and being the only survivor of this rediculous batte Also...this one and the Metal Gear vs Siphon Filter battle are my absolute favs! Thank you guys for your amazing work!
@MuchyBootsTimeIs_on_a_URL5 жыл бұрын
Chuck norris once uppercutted the extinct leopord- horse. The giraffe was created.
@donaldchesser1575 жыл бұрын
When chuck norris works out the machine gets stronger
@jirivrana95624 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is unbeatable
@jirivrana95624 жыл бұрын
@@RedNativeGaming Nope
@jirivrana95624 жыл бұрын
@@RedNativeGaming Chuck Norris can erase Bruce Lee out off existence 😒
@jirivrana95624 жыл бұрын
@@RedNativeGaming Yes Chuck Norris is unbeatable
@mattyice91782 жыл бұрын
7 years later i still say this is my favorite death battle episode
@uriyahndoesstuff99829 ай бұрын
Legend has it, they're still fighting to this day...
@Nathan-je2mb6 жыл бұрын
Waiter: How would your steak, sir? Chuck Norris: Breathing.
@comettamer6 жыл бұрын
Nathan Colmenares Chuck Norris once ate 3 15 ounce steaks in an hour. He spent the first 45 minutes of that hour having sex with his waitress.
@imbatman58826 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris onced kicked the world it still spinning to this day.
@tarikalbert645 жыл бұрын
Nathan Colmenares Lmaooo
@Cameytoe6 жыл бұрын
I hear that you can't name a road or bridge "Chuck Norris"... because nobody crosses Chuck Norris
@wrigthtalekenavi20665 жыл бұрын
actually; they did; but then they needed to change its name. because nobody crosses Chuck Norris, and lives long enough to tell the tale
@serge2632 жыл бұрын
Ultra Instinct Shaggy had to use 100% of his power to transport them to another dimension so they can safely fight without interruptions.
@blossomtide9083 жыл бұрын
You should also add the fact that Segata is the first kamen rider
@jamesonweimann47206 жыл бұрын
If you want a list of Chuck Norris enemies look at the extinct animal list
@nullpoint33466 жыл бұрын
Why did he kill the dodo birds? [Or any of the big cats.]
@medexamtoolsdotcom5 жыл бұрын
How are these jokes going to hold up when he dies?
@dontmindme58795 жыл бұрын
@@medexamtoolsdotcom very well, because he won't be dead, he will be retired from living
@legendofrayquazagaming51255 жыл бұрын
@@dontmindme5879 Dude, death FEARS him.
@johnbailey58355 жыл бұрын
I'm your 100th like 😀
@Ishtarru5 жыл бұрын
If you say “Sega sucks” three times while looking into a mirror, Segata Sanshiro will appear behind you and smash your face into it.
@WiiWarrior9335 жыл бұрын
RandomlyGreat1337 Gaming - Videogames And More!!! No Bloody Mary is a Chuck Norris reference
@rkalmas445 жыл бұрын
I tried that And Nothing happpened
@mosamuel77085 жыл бұрын
Except if it is Chuck Norris who says that.
@justhere23625 жыл бұрын
Don’t listen to them! It’s just segata sanshiro trying to get us to mess up.
@nguyenthe79685 жыл бұрын
@@rkalmas44 thats because segata is busy fighting Chuck Norris
@insertnamehere15553 жыл бұрын
I realize just now that they are probably still fighting
@doppiodiavolo33117 ай бұрын
Bro, they use Joseph Joestar model but with different color for Chuck Noris, holy intelligent
@moka86015 жыл бұрын
Legend says that they are still battling to this day
@powerrangernerd81224 жыл бұрын
Yeah. What'd be even funnier would be if Death Battle put them in the background of a future Battle, with them either still fighting or just watching the fight and saying "yeah, why'd we do that, again?"
@changsiah24 жыл бұрын
@@powerrangernerd8122 yes they did The constellation makes a cameo in Guts VS Nightmare, when Nightmare launches Guts into the air. In Solid Snake VS Sam Fisher, the ending animation appears on the computer Sam is hacking while the part where they wear sunglasses appears inside of Snake's box. In Naruto VS Ichigo, in the animation right after the battle ended it is shown that they are still fighting. In Doctor Strange VS Doctor Fate, Doctor Fate warps both himself and Doctor Strange to The Bifrost Bridge of Asgard where the constellation representing Chuck and Segata appears as one of the background elements at the location
@hereticseraphim734 жыл бұрын
The reason the multiverse exists is because Chuck and sega‘s clashes cause big bangs