@CindyRubyCutie 6 жыл бұрын
"My self esteem-" *IMMEDIATE LAUGHTER* ...I feel like the entire audience just burned him
@arielcross7183 6 жыл бұрын
ScarletNekolita I felt like that to
@elusiverobertdenby3000 6 жыл бұрын
I feel like he paused to sort of prompt that response from the audience as part of the joke
@georgerosebush9754 6 жыл бұрын
Gets on the mic, " Ahem.... My life."
@emmalanemua 6 жыл бұрын
I feel like there is no audience and he dubs it in.
@wohdinhel 6 жыл бұрын
i mean his entire stand-up act is basically recalling all of the horrible embarrassing shit he's done over the years so
@Snugglepops 6 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad you’re real and not a figment of my imagination.
@Hellooo134 5 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume he's real
@ediesongbird3163 5 жыл бұрын
Pseudonymous Being I thought it was Luna that said that
@pseudonymousbeing987 5 жыл бұрын
@@ediesongbird3163 Nah it was Dumbybore who said it after Hairy Petal died.
@TuckerHolt 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not so sure
@amandaschmidt9528 2 жыл бұрын
I love this because I JUST saw him perform and I am still asking myself if it actually happened. Experiencing this live brings only more questions.
@TyTurner 6 жыл бұрын
SELF ESTEEM TOWER OF TERROR
@yael5334 6 жыл бұрын
hi ty
@tylerburney8576 6 жыл бұрын
Ty, holy shit! I didn’t know you watched Chris
@Alita_N99 6 жыл бұрын
Yoooo Ty Turner is a fan of Chris?!!
@C4TNPC 6 жыл бұрын
The tower of terror was so scary lmao
@rohanmorningstar7795 5 жыл бұрын
My dad stans my other dad. Bless 🙌
@hoopleehoopla 6 жыл бұрын
i knOW IT'Š FOR *BABIES* būt Į ñëĖD *ÎT*
@PhemieC 6 жыл бұрын
i love that when he said he had a girlfriend he casually did his own spit take on behalf of the audience lol
@wooby4104 4 жыл бұрын
@@ideapressproductions1864 what music?
@natejacobs3757 2 жыл бұрын
@@ideapressproductions1864 I read the comment and didnt even realize it is them omg it's been so long ;w;
@endeavor1664 2 жыл бұрын
I immediately assumed he meant female friend until he repeated it more, im rlly dense 😂 idk why I never thought he was bi
@sainttheresetaylor2054 8 ай бұрын
@@endeavor1664 i always assumed he was bi, he gives off ‘woman loving’ vibes
@whatcanidooo 3 ай бұрын
@@sainttheresetaylor2054 he’s just genderfucky enough to make attraction to any gender seem appropriately fruity 😂
@Rikoshima 6 жыл бұрын
chris fleming has spoiled me for any other comedian
@cricketunicorn 6 жыл бұрын
nicolegend same
@doubtful_seer 6 жыл бұрын
Seriously, same
@SparklingSilverCurls 6 жыл бұрын
100% agree!!
@ALu-nq8rf 6 жыл бұрын
Try Maria Bamford
@wohdinhel 4 жыл бұрын
lewis black, maria bamford, and chris fleming. the trifecta of transcendent comedy
@pluto8615 6 жыл бұрын
I KNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOW ITS FOR BABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES BUT I NEEEEEEEEEEEED ITTTTTTTTT
@ordinarytree4678 4 жыл бұрын
Perfectly sized words. You did it!
@joshm.1483 Жыл бұрын
Chris’ greatest strength as a comedian is how oddly specific his similes are but you still always understand what he’s talking about. Leading to such memorable phrases such as “preteen girl at her bat mitzvah disassociating doing Greased Lightning choreography” and “chihuahua at a parade”
@largeballs 6 жыл бұрын
“My self esteem is never anywhere good” Ten seconds in and it’s already the most relatable video on the internet
@MatthewThePrincess 6 жыл бұрын
Andi is Weird I loved the term “Self esteem Tower of Terror”
@largeballs 6 жыл бұрын
Same 😂 I cried when he said “...the boyfriend has found me” he sounded so distraught
@foxlikessapphics 6 жыл бұрын
my sister played this on the drive home last night and i was laughing so hard that i very nearly crashed my car. i didn't though, i just threw up out the window instead. thank you chris fleming i love you.
@jessicav8935 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing that because I also just threw up from laughing at this. I’m getting over a cough and I laughed so hard I cough barfed. It’s a first for me.
@pseudonymousbeing987 5 жыл бұрын
@@jessicav8935 So I gather that exposure to Fleming is officially a medical epidemic.
@sofastuffing 6 ай бұрын
phelgming
@jbrockmam 6 жыл бұрын
Chris has taught me that in order to establish true dominance over your audience you hover over them carried by three large men shouting, "I KNOW ITS FOR BABIES BUT I NEED IT!!!"
@juiceboxbento 6 жыл бұрын
YES SOMETIMES I'LL EAT SUSHI!
@PrettyPinkPeacock 6 жыл бұрын
What is that video??? I can't find It??????? Thanxx
@ecpflute 6 жыл бұрын
PrettyPinkPeacock his "Am I a man?" video
@sweatyskeleton7390 3 жыл бұрын
hhhhadadadadadadada
@geofferypmeyers 6 жыл бұрын
“Popping out with the “YITS BEEN” attitude” omg that was PERFECT
@batty22222 12 күн бұрын
is that the first line of One Week by Barenaked Ladies...or is it just me?
@zoeestes4420 6 жыл бұрын
I'm HERE for the progressivly larger crowds in each new stand-up video
@Teatimekitty 6 жыл бұрын
"On the way to the DMV to change my occupation to 'queer icon'" holy shit his self awareness is off the charts.... how does he know!!!
@villvvinter9182 4 жыл бұрын
How would he not
@charliecrocker1992 6 жыл бұрын
"t h o s e s h i r t s a r e f o r b a b i e s" im cryign
@marleeohara7596 6 жыл бұрын
Netflix special when?
@alanah3204 6 жыл бұрын
Marlee O'Hara that would be amazing
@novindichar 6 жыл бұрын
Marlee O'Hara Just what I was thinking. He has been doing this for too long to have such a small reach.
@keepcalmsavehyrule 6 жыл бұрын
Marlee O'Hara WORD. Netflix really does need to pick up both Chris & Gayle. 😂
@percyperanamus7432 6 жыл бұрын
my petition to netflix will be titled '' i know it's for babies, but i need it ''
@MadisonM1 6 жыл бұрын
PLEASE HE NEEDS TO GRACE US WITH A SPECIAL
@corrosionkitty 5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes they say to imagine the crowd nude, but he made the entire crowd imagine him nude.
@rionachreid5863 4 жыл бұрын
The u l t i m a t e p o w e r m o v e
@Hanklerfishies 6 жыл бұрын
I love your relationship to your masculinity and also your comedy is next level
@p0llenp0ny 5 жыл бұрын
What does that even mean?
@gingersnap6004 5 жыл бұрын
p0llenp0ny If you put a form in front of Chris asking them to pick a gender, they’d check off “maybe”.
@themightywhoosh5497 6 жыл бұрын
"Relax okay, I know when I'm being gaslit." 😂😂😂
@heather_be_thy_name8572 6 жыл бұрын
"Old woman pushing a grocery cart with a coyote.." Omg I'm screaming 😂😂😂💀💀
@katress5268 6 жыл бұрын
“My self-esteem” *laughs*
@GwenAnatolia 6 жыл бұрын
I relate to the Self Esteem Tower Of Terror
@ObsidianGloria 2 жыл бұрын
I am incredibly impressed with the agility and flexibility he shows when looking like a startled baby deer fresh from the womb at 5:54
@dms5341 3 жыл бұрын
business man on a plane talking about his diet = profoundly underrated bit
@clockworkraven2863 6 жыл бұрын
"Wow that sounded gorgeous" You always do.
@gloverelaxis 6 жыл бұрын
i'm not usually a big fan of overly physical stand-up but that denouement was such a great example of something that is only possible in a live stand-up context; so good
@fox.mulder. 6 жыл бұрын
next 👏 level 👏 comedy👏
@user-fr2jv9ou3p 6 жыл бұрын
foxymulder nobody like this comment. It's the perfect number of likes already
@crowlong6190 6 жыл бұрын
I've sent this to everyone I'm friends with I have shed actual tears over this
@ximenacalderon326 5 жыл бұрын
"I know it's for babies, but I need it"- my nearly inexistent libido screaming SpongeBob dehydrated style inside my brain when I look at boobs
@agitationfree5980 10 ай бұрын
the cats joke is one of the best of all time and it's just a throwaway gag
@catvanburen2768 5 жыл бұрын
This last line has been stuck in my head for days, and so my inner monologue is simply, "I know its for baaaabieees s but I NEeD It." and no one else around me can hear the terror track that is just going through my head. all they can hear is me chuckling to myself as I am haunted by this line over and over it plays.
@mariac3866 6 жыл бұрын
i’m obsessed with his videos. it’s bad. i can word for word recite every one of his non gayle videos. and i’ve watched gayle so so many times. i love you so so much chris❤️
@myanimation8987 5 жыл бұрын
nice icon
@katjaastrauskas1215 6 жыл бұрын
American girl doll sized small Someone give this man a Netflix special already
@novindichar 6 жыл бұрын
I fucking love how animated Chris is. And this video is knock-out funny, as usual. Waiting on a Netflix special or Comedy Central show, dude...
@jaelikesjackalopes 8 ай бұрын
Now streaming on peacock, just incredibly on brand
@basically2956 6 жыл бұрын
I saw Chris in December 2016 Chicago. I hope Netflix picks him up for a series or a stand up special!! He’s so original and his comedy delivery is pure genius; punchlines and observations are always spot on. We have a local Korean Spa here, I love going and will usually invite friends and I always try to prep them as much as possible regarding the nudity so they aren’t caught off guard, but even if prepped, its a unique setup. See you next time you’re in Chicago Chris!
@glamrockbard 6 жыл бұрын
he sounds like spongebob in that one episode like *but i nEEEEEEEDD IIITTTT*
@jaydengreen595 8 күн бұрын
*spongebob staring intensely at the water in the flower vase* 👁️👁️💧 “I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED ITTTTTTTTTTT” Patrick in the background: PINKYY - PINKYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@RESMITHcarpentry 4 жыл бұрын
"I KNOW WHEN I'M BEING GASLIT" so good lol
@AlexaSmith 6 жыл бұрын
omg i've been quoting this so much ever since i saw your show last year love u chris
@rubyrider7902 6 жыл бұрын
same! my sisters & i will always scream "i know it's for babies!"
@AlexaSmith 6 жыл бұрын
that makes me so happy to hear hahaha
@noworriesbeachbum2319 6 жыл бұрын
he's the only comedian who makes me cry from laughing....😂😂😂 Long live Chris Fleming!
@lizardfreakz Жыл бұрын
seen it a million times and im still never gonna be over "YOU NEED TO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!" and chris proceeding to scramble around like a drunk/confused gazelle that has to piss
@kilertyuw 6 жыл бұрын
I have never related to anything more than his Amy Adams in Arrival metaphor when it comes to my social interactions😂
@xenokingdom3630 6 жыл бұрын
I KNOW IT'S FOR BABIIIIIIIIIIIIES
@mommyslilstinker 6 жыл бұрын
William HuntingtonT aND NEEEEEEEEEED ITTT
@anthonybourdainsuperfan1241 6 жыл бұрын
WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER, SING A LITTLE LOUDERRRR
@benedictcumbersnatched7735 6 жыл бұрын
“I kneaux it’s för bABIE!!!!?”
@sapodetenis 3 жыл бұрын
BUT I NYYYYYYYYYYD IIiiiiiIIiiiIiIT
@tia6498 6 жыл бұрын
I'm really concerned for whoever disliked this. . . honestly
@AlakazamElder 6 жыл бұрын
they didn't think he needed it
@p0llenp0ny 5 жыл бұрын
Didn't even crack a smile. Must be women humor.
@stars19735 5 жыл бұрын
@@p0llenp0ny haha "women humor" did you come up with that yourself? that's fucking hilarious, you should really consider stand up.
@nikkidancergirl 6 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed so heartily in a long-ass time thanks Chris
@xWasabiNekoProx 6 жыл бұрын
it's funny seeing some people get confused, chris is queer but nobody ever said chris was gay; that word definitely doesn't always just mean gay
@SarahBevElizabeth 5 жыл бұрын
Queer just means queer. Not cishet. Basically. It’s different for everyone.
@lavadad2629 5 жыл бұрын
Its dog-whistle transphobia and biphobia when someone says that Queer is a slur or cant be used by Cis people. Chris has said he is Bi, therefore is able to use "Queer" as a label.
@404usernotfound_ 5 жыл бұрын
@Cke Iannsone Jesus christ, shut up. Is it that hard to not use a slur? Get over yourself already.
@NSHM122 5 жыл бұрын
The word gay doesn't always mean gay either. Also, I refuse to say cishet which automatically labels you as the type of person I don't like. Mainly the type of person who is angry and hasn't figured out quite who they are yet, but has reached adulthood.
@Taijavu 5 жыл бұрын
@@Throat_Spray He could still be bi/pan/etc, and we don't know whether he's cis or not unless he's said so.
@gandalfthegrey3252 6 жыл бұрын
Chris tortuously trying to put on the baby shirt is me trying to get my binder on in the morning
@caroplum 3 жыл бұрын
Oof yep
@SarahForrest42 6 жыл бұрын
When you said girlfriend sister i become the meme doing math lady
@setanta_ 6 жыл бұрын
sarahf42 gayle’s daughter is Chris’ girlfriend
@brennahasselmann8075 6 жыл бұрын
Carrie Louise WHATTTTTT
@Myllkka 6 жыл бұрын
Nazaré, a brazilian actress
@benedictcumberbatchsdeform8371 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly they're couple goals. You should check out the Kickstarters they did for Gayle, they were so cute. ❤️❤️
@toripayne1802 4 жыл бұрын
This isn’t right this isn’t connecting for me
@EmmaDancesNever 6 жыл бұрын
*i KnOw iT's fOr BaBiEs* *But I nEeEeEeD iT*
@noahatlas5240 6 жыл бұрын
Long curly hair has never looked so good on a man before
@davelynwillinger6575 6 жыл бұрын
Don't let Mister Al catch you saying that
@tomkesteffens2504 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, Dan Avidan
@yaneladiaz6232 5 жыл бұрын
Brian may lol
@ArtistaGirl192 5 жыл бұрын
Brian May might disagree lmao
@belladona6924 5 жыл бұрын
Brian may has entered the chat
@wintermcqueen1297 4 жыл бұрын
I almost fucking SOBBED laughing at this. My entire body is so warm, I am laughing so hard, I cannot,,
@baileydarnell8185 6 жыл бұрын
nothing but respect for MY queer icon
@partlyironic 3 жыл бұрын
The advert popped up just as he started doing the “i know it’s for babies” bit and I have never been more grateful because it gave me a chance to breathe/recover etc
@dominiquedoeslife 6 жыл бұрын
This man is our generation's Robin Williams. Funny af and relevant too.
@mads9679 6 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS AND “I KNOW ITS FOR BABIES BUT I NEED IT” wow yes thank u for these blessed words
@jackb2840 6 жыл бұрын
This should be trending...
@kaily9456 6 жыл бұрын
as a twin he's exactly right about the sister comments. i don't think my parents have ever felt needed while looking at the two of us since we stopped wearing diapers.
@tarobarf 6 жыл бұрын
I cried from laughing. The old lady with the coyote in her shopping cart got me.
@Bryonybeebee 6 жыл бұрын
Chris the way you put together metaphors just brings your comedy to a whole new level! Fantastic work!!
@TheAlluringSecret 6 жыл бұрын
God bless you Chris, you're such a great comedian, and can even do amazingly past Gayle. I adore your humor!
@nessarosedyer4528 6 жыл бұрын
The first three words told me i was going to love this
@uglyfrommostangles7147 6 жыл бұрын
The return of the businessman on the plane who will sometimes eat sushi!
@d.w.stratton4078 2 ай бұрын
I feel like Chris' senior superlative would be "Most likely to play Egon Venkman"
@tracy9610 6 жыл бұрын
The self-esteem Tower of Terror. This is too accurate not to become part of the common vernacular. I'm using it for sure.
@Roxy_D_Rose 6 жыл бұрын
there are fuckking tears in my eyes
@juliettebrito2168 6 жыл бұрын
Chris is legitimately a genius and a comedic icon. Every video I end up feeling high off laughter 👌✨
@billyshears8644 6 жыл бұрын
I don't need to see another Tom Segura or Iliza Shlesinger special. Can someone at Netflix just give Fleming a contract and a trash can full of cash already?
@thecuttlekid2758 6 жыл бұрын
*11 MINUTES OF CHRIS FLEMING*
@jackmclean4120 3 жыл бұрын
*AND 32 SECONDS*
@ckv954 3 жыл бұрын
There’s an entires show if you didn’t know
@sunshineslowking5025 4 жыл бұрын
Chris you're my favourite comedian and when Contrapoints referenced this I cheered
@ellabanchieri8114 3 жыл бұрын
SAME
@velvetchiharu Жыл бұрын
Genuinely have never felt so grateful that any human has deigned to share themselves with the rest of us.
@famousamos 5 жыл бұрын
I just discovered Chris. He is hilarious.
@rattyeely 3 жыл бұрын
He looks like a cursive Weird Al
@Devourthebook15 2 жыл бұрын
How dare you say something so mindbendingly accurate.
@deviledegg2668 6 жыл бұрын
Omg I love you plz bring back gayle
@EmIdc 6 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE A QUEER ICON
@unknownengines 6 жыл бұрын
this singlehandedly saved me from an oncoming nervous breakdown thanks chris youre my guardian angel
@pgmarie1710 6 жыл бұрын
I already know that I’m going to be saying “I KNOWWWWW ITS FOR BAAAAAAABIESSSSS BUT I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT” a lot now 😂
@gracehunziker6202 6 жыл бұрын
Chris on SNL???? Anyone???
@daisyxfaith 6 жыл бұрын
Grace Hunziker oh no, he's far too good for that lol
@SwimminWitDaFishies 5 жыл бұрын
It would be a career killer if he did that
@jamiebrock3149 5 жыл бұрын
SNL did not deserve Kyle Mooney
@juliet0001 4 жыл бұрын
he's too gay for tv
@Chl0r0f0rmG1rl 6 жыл бұрын
this is the first thing that legitimately has made me both cry and almost piss my pants simultaneously in years
@XanthoGrl 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this at least 5 times and I still CRY SO MANY TEARS laughing when he falls on the floor at “you need to put some clothes on”
@thomassomeone4868 6 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest piece of standup comedy I’ve seen in a while
@Szu.z 6 жыл бұрын
THAT WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN
@katelynmonteiro3672 6 жыл бұрын
My stomach hurts from laughing so hard, I love Chris’s work 😹
@ginkgothestink-o6949 6 жыл бұрын
adopt me
@graceellis6355 6 жыл бұрын
i clicked this notification so fast
@bre388 6 жыл бұрын
Grace Ellis same
@remidanae1689 4 жыл бұрын
I have never wanted anything more than I want to see a live Chris Fleming show. I feel like it is one the many missing puzzle pieces to my soul.
@gracedixon125 6 жыл бұрын
the pink leopard button up...... *italian chef kiss* magnifique
@dawn__to__dusk9129 6 жыл бұрын
Your use of my great corn field fever dream of a state Ohio made me choke on a croissant and I couldn’t be happier
@marissamorris2530 6 жыл бұрын
Lol your description of sisterhood is me and my sister exactly.
@kbeans77 6 жыл бұрын
I wish I could go see one of his shows so badly. I wish there was one in Minnesota. I love his comedy.
@murphyleigh6319 6 жыл бұрын
I cannot stop laughing, I cannot breathe, please tell my family I love them because I am not long for this world
@emilylarson7232 5 жыл бұрын
Definitely one of the most hilarious jokes of any comedy special that I have seen recently! Literally had me crying! You are a master!!!
@viccolasvic9461 4 жыл бұрын
That girl screaming in the audience when he blurts out "korean spa"
@cupofjohoe 6 жыл бұрын
SO AMAZING. Stuck at the airport for a delay in the wee hours of the morning and this has brightened my day. Always love your work, Chris!
@humblemonkm61 6 жыл бұрын
I can't breathe from laughing so hard... friggin hilarious! Thank you!
@emilyjanet455 7 ай бұрын
This sketch once again making me weep real tears of laughter
@r8chlletters 6 күн бұрын
As someone recovering from pneumonia I laughed so hard I think my lungs cleared 😂😂😂
@peachjohnson4530 6 жыл бұрын
I impatiently wait for every upload and they’re always phenomenal
@kiariewells8752 6 жыл бұрын
oh my god the baby shirt story had me in tears
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