Everything Wrong With Road House In 18 Minutes or Less

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2 ай бұрын

Road House is getting a fresh new streaming-only remake with Jake Gyllenhaal, so we went back to the original Patrick Swayze version to look for sins. Found some!
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@ZiggyShotThat 2 ай бұрын

all i can think about is peter griffin

@Uriahakabrowndog 2 ай бұрын

And you know what else? I did some checkin' around. You're not a licensed therapist.

@ZiggyShotThat 2 ай бұрын

@@Uriahakabrowndog Roadhouse

@bobwallett 2 ай бұрын

Same

@ggj1987 2 ай бұрын

@@ZiggyShotThatthat too

@Bigsmokealone 2 ай бұрын

Same

@SportsFan2001 2 ай бұрын

"Peter, we've gotten complaints from all over town, you're gonna have to stop with the kicking"

@Abbaschand 2 ай бұрын

"Oh, yeah? I think my scary, otherworldly, shadowy spirit friends might have something to say about that."

@ImTheGFed 2 ай бұрын

Ghost!

@adamjameson4505 2 ай бұрын

House. Roadhouse. That, too. 😑

@RavenLotz 2 ай бұрын

ROADHOUSE!

@RavenLotz 2 ай бұрын

@@ImTheGFedGHOST HOUSE!!!

@dangeletti84 2 ай бұрын

Not taking a sin off for Sam Elliott putting his hair in a pony tail and looking like a greek god while he does it is the biggest short sight in the history of this channel.

@Skipjack7814 2 ай бұрын

I couldn't agree with you more, MEE HO!😅

@thegothravager 2 ай бұрын

"Damn you 2024 for not being 1989!" That's what I keep saying 😂

@monicarenee7949 2 ай бұрын

I love how he still gave a sin to the movie for this not being done in 2024 lol

@SirDistic 2 ай бұрын

@@monicarenee7949I love how hates long logos but gave a sin for an 8 second logo.

@pineappleparty1624 2 ай бұрын

yeah made no sense. should have started at -1 since it was a good thing rather than a sin.

@justingary5322 2 ай бұрын

EXACTLY 😂 💯

@duncandmcgrath6290 2 ай бұрын

That was a helluva year 🤘

@CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs 2 ай бұрын

I forgot all about the Polar Bear scene. I actually fell on the floor laughing when fat boy started that krazy mouth scream or whatever the hell that was. 😂

@adamgrayskull1587 2 ай бұрын

"A polar bear fell on me".

@Joshudan64 2 ай бұрын

I believe that noise is called the Costello

@jasonmcmurtry7812 2 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure he's Chumlees dad lol 😂

@joeparson9967 2 ай бұрын

Reminded me of Curly from the Three Stooges.

@cswilliams29 2 ай бұрын

@@adamgrayskull1587 Best line of the movie! Not sure how it was missed here...

@greyfox2822 2 ай бұрын

Roadhouse is a national treasure and I will not be told otherwise

@pineappleparty1624 2 ай бұрын

I'm glad i watched this instead of the actual movie.

@wheeeeeha 2 ай бұрын

Otherwise.

@jamesdmack 2 ай бұрын

National Treasure is a roadhouse and *I* will not be told otherwise

@jocelynastheart2732 2 ай бұрын

🤣🙄

@BrentTJo 2 ай бұрын

I saw the video title and said, Roadhouse has no sins, it is the perfect movie. "Pain don't hurt" was the name of our team when we did the fundraiser walking up the stairs of a 50 story building.

@brjdencrewe1922 2 ай бұрын

No Peter Griffin "Roadhouse"? I was waiting for that!

@cjraymond8827 2 ай бұрын

So true!

@joshshin6819 2 ай бұрын

nah he has class

@petergriffin911 2 ай бұрын

Roadhouse callback!

@TheMadPunter 2 ай бұрын

"Shut up, Wesley," is gold

@Raz.C 2 ай бұрын

I didn't laugh anywhere else, but I laughed my arse off at that point!

@Thurgosh_OG 2 ай бұрын

I just comments this and scroll down to find you agree.

@PahzWatchesYouTube 2 ай бұрын

We have a cat named Dalton. And yes, we thought he'd be bigger.

@jamesw.weissii3795 2 ай бұрын

My cat, named Dalton, actually is bigger

@haljordan777 2 ай бұрын

3:42 I'm going to sin Jeremy for not knowing who Terry Funk is. "This genteman".

@SirDistic 2 ай бұрын

To be fair Terry Funk is indeed a gentleman.

@registereduser 2 ай бұрын

My favorite Funker quote: “You fucking horse! I’ll kick your ass!”

@Rockhound6165 2 ай бұрын

@@SirDistic you mean was a gentleman. Terry passed last August.

@djvip3r420 2 ай бұрын

Best. Bonus. Round. Ever.

@eshuorishas9987 2 ай бұрын

I’m surprised it wasn’t the length of the whole film

@artemrevelsky 2 ай бұрын

I love how the music never stops playing in this movie

@theyamformerreborn706 2 ай бұрын

“Petah, Cinemasins just sinned Roadhouse”

@KingDoomfist 2 ай бұрын

Fun fact: Ottawa, Canada, of all places, had a legendary bouncer named Gerry Barber. Dude's name had John Wick gravitas like three generations later. I think there might even be a documentary.

@jocelynastheart2732 2 ай бұрын

I live in ottawa and I have never heard of a bouncer named gerry barber

@zeqot2311 2 ай бұрын

@@jocelynastheart2732heard about it in Toronto too bro dudes a legend

@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 2 ай бұрын

If you've worked in the bar/night club industry in Ottawa long enough, you've heard of Gerry Barber.

@user-ml7no4ys2j 2 ай бұрын

Fun fact: Ottawoans talk way too f*cking much cos the city is so muthaf*cking boring cos the residents cant do anything for sh*t, the guy was probably just a good storyteller and exaggerator

@ethanweeter2732 2 ай бұрын

And Canada gave us Jeff Healey.

@markcasadevall9509 2 ай бұрын

Peter griffins favorite movie

@petergriffin911 2 ай бұрын

OH MY GOD, ROADHOUSE!

@user-si3gu8pm6j 2 ай бұрын

Holy crap that was Keith David!

@joes9954 Ай бұрын

He had a lot of screen time in the rough cut but that was all that ended in the finish film. SOMEONE PLEASE FIND A COPY OF THE ASSEMBLY CUT! Even if it's only on VHS.

@babytoshiro7014 2 ай бұрын

9:51 "Wesley, how's the peeping. Wesley, how's the peeping?" Freaking CinemaSins Classic line.👍👍👍👍🌹🌹🌹🌹

@ProudPapaJD 2 ай бұрын

The punching bag bonus round has been the funniest bonus round yet!

@DanBrizuela 2 ай бұрын

Swayze had the look of a typical action star of the 80s and 90s but did more dramas and comedies instead. Gotta love him

@OntarioBearHunter 2 ай бұрын

He was an actor, not a movie star, that's why.

@DanBrizuela 2 ай бұрын

@@OntarioBearHunter not what I meant. It was a joke about how he had a similar look and build to say Stallone and van damme but went a different direction

@gregslone4874 Ай бұрын

You know, he was lean but not really that muscular. Definitely a dancer's physique.

@ianrangers 2 ай бұрын

When Dalton rips out Jimmy’s throat it always reminded me of the mortal kombat finishing moves 😂 so not just me then

@ffionlewis5394 2 ай бұрын

Peter Griffin: "roadhouse" Patrick Swayze tho 😍😍😍

@GrimReaper2786 2 ай бұрын

The Mario music does its justice for the bonus round 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@1SaG 2 ай бұрын

Best ... thumbnail ... ever.

@lexcorpceo763 2 ай бұрын

Best bonus round in any EWW ever!!! Absolute comedy gold....😂😂😂😂😂

@erint527 2 ай бұрын

One of my favorite movies of all time! This movie will always hold a special place in my heart I swear.

@joshuamacminn2757 2 ай бұрын

This bonus round goes for all the some time 😊

@wfroedgern 2 ай бұрын

This is your best work ever. The bonus round almost ended me 😂😂😂

@nicolelala10 2 ай бұрын

When Emmitt says, "Calling me 'sir'...." is screenwriting GOLD. Doesn't deserve a sin....it deserves sins OFF!

@DelOLoughlin 2 ай бұрын

I can't wait for you to do the remake! I need a count of the times they say "Road House"! I'm pretty sure it doesn't get said in the original at all.

@Briggsycakes 2 ай бұрын

Whoever is doing these thumbnails deserves all the raises.

@registereduser 2 ай бұрын

(grunts)

@Rockhound6165 2 ай бұрын

Roadhouse is one of the best 80's movies ever. It's one of those movies that I don't go out of my way to watch but when I'm flipping through the guide(no one flips channels anymore) and I see it's on I'll watch it.

@CarbonSpire 2 ай бұрын

I once saw an off off Broadway musical adaptation of Roadhouse in an abandoned church starring Madonna's martial arts instructor as young Pat Swayze.

@user-lz3hl3tn2x 2 ай бұрын

Very cool.

@SirDistic 2 ай бұрын

That is one hell of a sentence.

@Goddessvenom 2 ай бұрын

@@SirDistic😂

@paulferranti8536 27 күн бұрын

The world is definitely coming to an end

@CarbonSpire 26 күн бұрын

@@paulferranti8536 if the end of the world is off-off-bwy productions of cult 80s movies, sign me up!

@richardlinton7187 2 ай бұрын

that final spinning kick tho

@itsyourworldtoday 2 ай бұрын

lol

@bobthebear1246 Ай бұрын

*"ROAD HOUSE."* 🙂

@MisterG2323 2 ай бұрын

A lovely exposition on the utter lack of need for a remake. Thanks!

@DaggersPOV 2 ай бұрын

Best bonus round ever 🤣🤣🤣

@theMLBfan 2 ай бұрын

After seeing that bonus round at the end I'm now convinced this movie had more punches in it than the entire Rocky film series.

@furiouskaiser9914 2 ай бұрын

Sawdust on the floor is for soaking up puke and spilled drinks. I think 😅.

@RayNotCharles 2 ай бұрын

Also for dancing I believe. Try two stepping on grass or pavement. You don’t slide as gracefully

@AdamG1983 2 ай бұрын

And blood. Don't forget the blood.

@jimmym3352 2 ай бұрын

Seems like a fire hazard to me. We had a sh!tkicker bar here in Vegas for a while that had sawdust on the floor. It was a spinoff of a bar in Dallas so I imagine that one had sawdust on the floor as well.

@Truck_person 2 ай бұрын

Yes saw dust is used for spilled beers

@bigsarge8795 2 ай бұрын

Also because Tilghman was in the process of fixing up the bar

@22steve5150 2 ай бұрын

Dude rips more throats than MacGruber.

@paulferranti8536 27 күн бұрын

Xtra points

@nicksmith4808 2 ай бұрын

The best line is when tells terry funk “there’s always barber college” 😂

@rickmoskal2458 2 ай бұрын

RIP Terry Funk

@JonnyAugz 2 ай бұрын

And Patrick Swayze.

@Memelord2020 2 ай бұрын

Drinking game: Take a shot every time someone throws a punch

@AdmRose 2 ай бұрын

SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: You will die.

@raydunakin 2 ай бұрын

No one can hold that much booze.

@GJohnson1981 2 ай бұрын

Yep dead as hell...

@christianruffin1342 2 ай бұрын

Go see Doc for that.

@ItsFreakinHarding. 2 ай бұрын

Unless you have the tolerance of Dean Martin's liver, you are not surviving that drinking game, my friend!

@jeremiahwhan 2 ай бұрын

Terry Funk immediately negates all sins. This movie is blessed.

@jefferyorr7271 2 ай бұрын

Who? 😭

@SirDistic 2 ай бұрын

@@jefferyorr7271You need to go back to the 80's and learn what culture is.

@kennethteasley7454 2 ай бұрын

@jefferyorr7271 I assume you're not or never have been a pro wrestling fan

@clarafedde8674 2 ай бұрын

Or is young. Time be a cruel thing, but wrestling hasn't changed since the gladiator age. Sucks too cause my favorites have passed away.

@jefferyorr7271 2 ай бұрын

@@kennethteasley7454 after a quick Google search somehow no I don’t know him which is wild. I grew up on WWE but I was born in like 2003 but even then I definitely went back and watched a bunch of the old stuff from WWF.

@bradfry5403 2 ай бұрын

Can't believe they are remaking it it's a classic

@bobthebear1246 Ай бұрын

WTAF?! That's a joke, right?!

@WebofShadows19 2 ай бұрын

That thumbnail is everything 😂

@scottroache2797 2 ай бұрын

There is a big difference in the bouncer starting something vs the patron staring the fight. Dalton didn't start those fights, he reacted to the patron starting the fight.

@adamjameson4505 2 ай бұрын

This might be the funniest vid you've done since the Wicker Man. I laughed my @$$ off. Bravo, Jeremy & Crew. 141 punches?!?

@bripa3890 2 ай бұрын

Fucking finally. You know how many times ive searched for cinemasins roadhouse

@gersonribeiro374 2 ай бұрын

Sheldon Cooper's mom would definitely like this video!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Nicodemus79 2 ай бұрын

Anyone else expecting the “1-up” chime during the bonus round? Surely that was more than 100…

@Fireship1 2 ай бұрын

I was waiting for the 1-up to play during the throat ripping part. That would have been perfect!

@unmemorablehero 2 ай бұрын

If you watch the MacGruber movie, you’ll know that tearing out throats is definitely muscle memory.

@jubal7747 2 ай бұрын

OMG THANK YOU guys for FINALLY reviewing this movie, i have been waiting for you to do this for a few YEARS!!

@TheRealMonkeyrogue 2 ай бұрын

Okay, the Bonus Round being a literal splicing of the movie with just the punches? Genius editing.

@K0NFZ3D 2 ай бұрын

Can we have 'falling down' pls

@stewart8127 2 ай бұрын

Yes!

@bobthebear1246 Ай бұрын

FUCK YES!!

@MrShadowpanther3 2 ай бұрын

Hey, I have an idea for the ending "extra sin" theme... how about cutting in all of the punching scenes? Editor team : Well.. there goes the weekend...

@greyworld6242 2 ай бұрын

Peter griffin: “Roadhouse.”

@petergriffin911 2 ай бұрын

RO, RO, RO, ROADHOUSE!

@chyno11 2 ай бұрын

Yessssss the bonus rounds, I love it. Thanks for bringing it back 😂😅

@BROU-bb2uc 2 ай бұрын

Dude you had me laughing the whole way through 😂

@arturplayz4505 2 ай бұрын

This feels like a movie I've seen but at the same time I didn't

@Celticrose9999 2 ай бұрын

Same. Like I've probably seen at least half of it through references or on TNT after school eons ago, but not enough to actually know anything about it

@marce.t8732 2 ай бұрын

I only remember part of the fight when Swayze ripped out the guy's throat.

@GJohnson1981 2 ай бұрын

Yall are so young... this is a fukin classic....

@Celticrose9999 2 ай бұрын

@@GJohnson1981 I don't know about that, not sure 40 counts as "young", this just was never by cup of tea, even when I was younger. Now The Wraith, with Charlie Sheen, that I watched on repeat (no clue how that was okay, but🤷🏼‍♀️)

@christophjohnson3777 2 ай бұрын

@@Celticrose9999 Jaaaaakkkkeeeee!!

@vcjjj08 2 ай бұрын

What the hell man? You went haywire with the punches at the end and that shit was just hilarious.

@mpdhome2538 2 ай бұрын

I lost it at "brick-imprinted asses"🤣

@captainj6298 2 ай бұрын

I love how the bonus round just turned into a Street Fighter combo counter by the end.

@Wheels_Unlimited 2 ай бұрын

"Disappointing Applebee's" is very redundant.

@bobthebear1246 Ай бұрын

😂

@catfishhunter9642 2 ай бұрын

Forgot about the scene were the bouncer and girl were in the back doing the wild thang. ..he tells dalton he's on his break !. ..wont spoil no more! 😅😅

@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 2 ай бұрын

The bouncer and the *underage* girl, who they say out loud is underage. You sure couldn't make that scene today.

@robertheadley3483 Ай бұрын

@@AndrewJohnson-oy8ojI never thought about that... I always assumed that it was intended that she had a fake ID to buy alcohol but was over 18.

@travishostetter4688 2 ай бұрын

If you’re smart you’d pitch your tent…”I think he did.” 🤣🤣🤣☠️ I laughed for a solid minute at that.

@DingmonGang 2 ай бұрын

The ending had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

@ukmediawarrior 2 ай бұрын

I love Jimmy in this movie played by the great Marshall Teague. It was actually a henchman you thought could wreck someone :)

@thegame1496 2 ай бұрын

The punching bonus was too much. I was dying laughing

@RossM3838 2 ай бұрын

Road house: that’s right pain doesn’t hurt The best movie ever

@rockyjuarez6568 2 ай бұрын

A bonus round in 2024?! Brilliant

@Deiscimo 2 ай бұрын

3:55 Terry funk

@bmccarty2012 2 ай бұрын

15:57 - Wade's nephew, the guy firing the shotgun, is John Doe, lead singer of legendary LA Punk Rock band X

@benjaminwilson8234 2 ай бұрын

Dalton punching everything more than Wesley 😂

@guywilliams6569 2 ай бұрын

I always thought the Sam Elliot character was like almost 60... lol

@birdmanoo0 2 ай бұрын

I feel like I watched the entire move threw that bonus round.

@chrish3126 2 ай бұрын

The punching bonus round goes on for all the some time

@gryyphyn8639 2 ай бұрын

Oh, come ON Jeff! All that and no "polar bear fell on me"?!

@keyshawnestberg 2 ай бұрын

Did you see anything A polar bear fell on me 😂

@PrinceIsot 2 ай бұрын

Yeah Sam Elliot was 44 and Patrick Swayze was 37 but Sam looked 58 and Patrick looked 30 😂

@ShaunInce123 2 ай бұрын

All I can think of is Family Guy when it comes to Road House

@petergriffin911 2 ай бұрын

Roadhouse!

@ItsFreakinHarding. 2 ай бұрын

"House....Road House!"

@Some_who_call_me_Tiim 2 ай бұрын

Its amazing how much story progression you can see in the "bonus round punches"

@virgil3241 2 ай бұрын

This video was fire. Hilarious. Maybe because Ive watched this countless times the last 30 plus years

@slockhrt 2 ай бұрын

18:50 I think sin #158 (Bonus Round) was a kick.

@Alexvander10 2 ай бұрын

Almost everything you sinned about this movie is exactly what makes it beloved and awesome.

@kiraweaver8039 2 ай бұрын

141 points and my favorite bonus round yet 🤣👌

@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 2 ай бұрын

"You know who had a thing for Elizabeth Clay?" I don't know. Maybe EVERBODY in town!?

@AlexanderHawley 2 ай бұрын

9:51 A wild Ripley reference appears

@tylerhackner9731 2 ай бұрын

Kick! Road house!

@petergriffin911 2 ай бұрын

Roadhouse! 😑

@amandarhoads4640 Ай бұрын

I have a soft spot for Cinema Sins. It brings back memories of pop up videos on MTV. Wow, did I just age myself! 😂

@thatsnotmyname42 Ай бұрын

The detail of the 1UP sound after the 100 coins in the bonus round is just chef’s kiss

@johndoe6032 2 ай бұрын

sawdust soaks up all the beer and blood

@bg7893 2 ай бұрын

What always bothered me about the opening is that it's supposed to show how good Dalton is as a bouncer yet he turns his back on a belligerent customer and get's stabbed. That makes him terrible at his job.

@rse1113 Ай бұрын

The “Talented Mr. Ripley” reference was flawless. Also, Sam Elliott and Keith David are national treasures.

@CK...... 2 ай бұрын

9:53 Hows the peeeping? Awesome reference 😂

@RTCMAHL 2 ай бұрын

Thank you! I've been asking for years and years for an EWW and Honest Trailer for Road House and I got both!!!!!!

@ourkeving 2 ай бұрын

Thank the remake lol

@RockismyAir 2 ай бұрын

Fight Club reference I saw coming, but apprecìated.

@Twin540i 2 ай бұрын

“Best movie ever made. Roadhouse. When I grow up, i wanna be Sam Elliott with Patrick Swayze’s hair”. Taylor Sheridan

@ivisitthezoo 2 ай бұрын

Wade calling Dalton mijo is still just chefskiss

@claysmell 2 ай бұрын

"phallus foliage" - that is brilliant - ROTFLMAO

@giggityking6505 2 ай бұрын

Peter Griffin: Roadhouse

@petergriffin911 2 ай бұрын

Keep the change

@robertanderson2898 2 ай бұрын

LMAO the Bonus Levels were hilarious with all the punches........ Some pretty good movies reviewed in the last few.

@SlevinKalevera 2 ай бұрын

The fact that you took the time to EDIT DOWN EVERY SINGLE PUNCH. God I loved you before, but... MARRY ME, MAN 🤣🤣🤣

@SlevinKalevera 2 ай бұрын

I need to see the last minute's layer chops in the timeline.