Everything Wrong With Rebel Moon: Part 1 in 18 Minutes or Less

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Ай бұрын

Since part 2 is nearly upon us, let's check out the sins of Rebel Moon Part One: A Child of Fire.
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@Katarn84 Ай бұрын

It exists: +3 sins. It has a Snyder Cut: +4 sins There is a part 2: +4 sins Even part two has a Snyder Cut: +2875 sins

@MrChaotic4 Ай бұрын

I loved it to be honest.

@ericpurnomo8173 Ай бұрын

It exists: infinite sins.

@jailhousephilosopher3309 Ай бұрын

What is with the guy with the suit and tie?

@BK-hp8cj Ай бұрын

Damn, beat me to the "It exists" problem. Agreed.

@simplylethul Ай бұрын

This movie is still better than that dogshit movie, John wick, what a piece of shit that was.

@toddtastes9855 Ай бұрын

“They have to go to a vast planet they’ve never been to to meet this samurai warrior chick.” “A whole planet to find one person? That’s gonna be pretty difficult and time consuming…” “Actually, it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!”

@harrisonjones280 Ай бұрын

Referencing other KZfaq channels is tight!

@toddtastes9855 Ай бұрын

@@harrisonjones280 😅😅😅indeed!💪🏼

@joedaniel1977 Ай бұрын

Wow wow wow wow wow

@davisphillips993 Ай бұрын

Oh, really?

@toddtastes9855 Ай бұрын

@@davisphillips993 I was wondering if someone was gonna follow up with that…lol

@CraftySouthpaw Ай бұрын

16:02 - "I'm sorry, but I forgot who this is." Sums up the whole movie right there.

@jamiehorton9958 Ай бұрын

Did... did I just learn the most succinct explanation of the concept of love... from a CinemaSins video?

@CinemaSins Ай бұрын

We're clearly educational and should be used as curriculum in schools.

@enkercodm9506 Ай бұрын

please give me timestamp

@jamiehorton9958 Ай бұрын

@@enkercodm9506 1:51

@toddtastes9855 Ай бұрын

This dude said “C-weepio” and “Anthony Botkins”. This is turning out to be one of the best Sins videos yet!!!😅

@RavensSoTired4081 Ай бұрын

Agree 😂😂

@nopenopenope131 Ай бұрын

Jeremey's been doing this a long time, and there are many, many awesome vids. One of my favorites is Cloud Atlas. It also has my single favorite sin starting at about the 16:50 mark of that video. Made me laugh so hard I almost died. Def check out the Everything Everywhere All At Once sins vid. Another great one. Cheers.

@toddtastes9855 Ай бұрын

@@nopenopenope131 will do!

@huntery3568 Ай бұрын

"The two seasons I've spent here have given me happiness" She says, in the tone someone trying to say something nice about the lentil casserole she barely managed to choke down. With every previous shot of her looking like it's about to show the suicide prevention hotline's number at the bottom of the screen. And this is the emotional center of the movie, her love for this village and desire to preserve this "happiness." God, what a mess.

@sheadupree252 Ай бұрын

I called that number and told them there was still 94 minutes of the movie left and they wrote a prescription for a rope

@user-zl9sh9mz6h 25 күн бұрын

The lead gives me the creeps, because she has no visible sclera.

@prowlingmusic Ай бұрын

Omg the rapping I can’t 😂 it was awesome *wipes tears from eyes*

@veronicado1016 Ай бұрын

Totally awesome!!!😂

@MrKingvenom77 Ай бұрын

That was great 😂

@notkimpine Ай бұрын

this is why i don't watch netflix. i play video games

@xgoodiegoodie Ай бұрын

Better than any of the songs in Wish😂

@johnvella Ай бұрын

"NOOOOOOOOO!" No. (ding) 😆 god i love the simplicity of Cinema Sins humor.

@kisaknight626 Ай бұрын

This movie seems to be a whole fever dream of movies mottled together and has no idea what it wants to be. We have: Star Wars, Dune, Riddick, Prometheus, Star Trek, John Carter, Jupiter Ascending, Iron Sky...

@jcskyknight2222 Ай бұрын

Whack Warhammer 40k right in there too (even though it’s not a movie).

@jedrzejkraszpulski442 Ай бұрын

You left out Seven Samurai! Poor villagers hiring legendary warriors for nothing but grain to fight against an overwhelming force.

@andrewrice9362 Ай бұрын

arry Potter with the hippogryph , matrix plugging the villain in, .....

@Draw4Dame Ай бұрын

A concept art slideshow set to a generic score

@TheBlond49 29 күн бұрын

A very badly written A bug's life

@ramsfan515 Ай бұрын

This was originally written as a treatment for a possible Star Wars movie. When it was rejected he slapped a skin on it and wrote the script without really removing any of the Star Wars-iness.

@user-zl9sh9mz6h 25 күн бұрын

Jesus! This would've been a really horrible Star Wars movie. 😢

@ramsfan515 25 күн бұрын

@@user-zl9sh9mz6h Hence why it never got past the treatment as a SW movie

@thomasedwardharrison2879 16 күн бұрын

Tactical nuke dodged

@gregoryl.levitre9759 11 күн бұрын

@@user-zl9sh9mz6h all Disney Star Wars sucks.

@jasoncarter1869 Ай бұрын

"Thrusting of hips....summon the seedlings to sprout" -Diddy party toast🥂

@cleef990 Ай бұрын

aaahaaaaa youv gotta learn to say no 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ALF_Films Ай бұрын

Top tier comment

@mnemonichotpocket Ай бұрын

Ya gotta say no, man

@ctakitimu Ай бұрын

There will be no sprouting seedlings from a Diddy party. All sausage and no buns there

@mnemonichotpocket Ай бұрын

@@ctakitimu Wouldn't it be sausage AND buns?

@TheWarmachine375 Ай бұрын

Everyone: "Do you seriously believe your own hype that much?" Zack Snyder: *"I AM THE HYPE!!!"*

@Mr.miraxle_ Ай бұрын

Hehe classic reference

@jasonblalock4429 Ай бұрын

Vegeta: Kill him!

@Memelord2020 Ай бұрын

Drinking game: Take a shot every time this movie steals from Star Wars

@kenbrown2808 Ай бұрын

are you trying to kill people?

@johnsebok3555 Ай бұрын

So.... You have choosen death?

@Valorian6167 Ай бұрын

That's 3 hours of chugging

@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj Ай бұрын

Do you want alcohol poisoning? Because that's how you get alcohol poisoning!

@paulhudson8725 Ай бұрын

Let me get the hospital on standby

@Some_who_call_me_Tiim Ай бұрын

1:13 damn, didnt know cinemasins dropped bars like that.

@CinemaSins Ай бұрын

Word.

@marce.t8732 Ай бұрын

9:12 Missed opportunity to point out all of the villains have Stormtrooper aim when shooting at main characters. 😅

@jrsanders1212 Ай бұрын

I really wish Hollywood would stop wasting Djimon Hounsou. And i know this is technically a Netflix production but the point stands.

@FoolsGil Ай бұрын

This movie made me so mad. So glad it's getting sinned

@rpsyco Ай бұрын

See, I thought the movie was hilarious. I went in not liking Snyder films though, so I expected it to be atrocious.

@notkimpine Ай бұрын

THIS MOVIE FUCKING SUCKS IT MAKES NETFLIX GO WOKE GO BROKE AND THE WORLD OF MOVIES HAS GONE DOWNFALL

@briandalke5946 Ай бұрын

The movie should have focused on the robot. Looks like his story was much more interesting than the generic checklist we got. "Ok, we got the Native who's has a connection with animals, now we need an Asian person who uses swords..."

@TheSuperappelflap Ай бұрын

The robot is literally just a mechanicus from warhammer 40K. There are plenty of books and other media that explore those in depth. Literally every single element of this movie was plagiarized from other science fiction stories.

@pookiebear4444 Ай бұрын

Woke writers 101..

@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj Ай бұрын

We have that. It's called "The Wild Robot" and it is so much more worthwhile than this entire movie.

@Diree Ай бұрын

@@TheSuperappelflap A boring version of a Mechanicus adept I might add. Because THOSE guys are actually interesting in a maniacal kind of way.

@TheSuperappelflap Ай бұрын

@@Diree i wouldnt know, i have never consumed any 40K content, but even so i know that robot was ripped off from 40K just through general cultural osmosis

@juicev25 Ай бұрын

Loved the “Three Amigos” reference around the campfire. Hahaha!!

@intothefrayyo Ай бұрын

+ 100 Sins for every "like in Star Wars" 😂😂

@Morality9 Ай бұрын

Call Th3Birdman.

@sopcannon Ай бұрын

I thought it was part of star wars

@emdee8840 Ай бұрын

I love it when you so happily sing out "Skip!". My thoughts exactly. For this whole movie.

@Rclarke115 Ай бұрын

How the director managed to gain a cult-ish following behind him I will never understand.

@christianhartman1298 Ай бұрын

Contrarians and nostalgia. Some people saw 300 when they were in middle school and thought it was the best movie ever made. When their peers became older and started seeing the gaping faults in every Zach Snyder movie they refused to accept the criticism and dug their heels in deeper and consider every Snyder movie ever a masterpiece because they think it's rebellious and that other people just can't see Snyder's greatness.

@FxCalibur Ай бұрын

@@christianhartman1298 My take was that he got a following during the 00's with movies like 300 and Watchmen, his other movies were hit or miss like Sucker Punch or Immortals. He got the cult status when Justice League was taken over by Joss and it ended up being awful, and Synder got to play up the idea that he was reigned in and the studio interfered with "his vison," basically he got the hindsight bias. I don't think his fans think his recent movies are good, so much that he basically propped himself up as the only director to not get interfered with by studios, and if you don't support him then you somehow get a shittier industry. He totally knows this btw, he recent interviews are him giving this ultimatum to his critics.

@user-zl9sh9mz6h 25 күн бұрын

"300" is the most racist movie of the last 30 years, and "Watchmen" was not even one millionth as good as the graphic novel.

@raeje 21 күн бұрын

the criteria for becoming a cult head has definitely been lessened in the modern era

@lucasotheguy5376 11 күн бұрын

@@user-zl9sh9mz6h Why do you consider 300 a racist movie?

@CarletonRutter Ай бұрын

Hilarious one Jeremy. Trampling over the cornfields at the end, I was crying with laughter. Superb work.

@CorrettaSinger Ай бұрын

What was infuriating, was the fact that home-girl sets out to find this great Titus guy…then finds all these other people on the way, who each get a scene to show how awesome they are…then she finally gets to Titus…who is freakin Djimon Honshu, and his character turns out to be a washed up drunkard covered in mud, who gets nothing to show what makes him special, despite being the whole reason for her initial quest….ARGH!

@TheBlond49 29 күн бұрын

Yup, a Mary Sue mary sueing

@jasoncarter1869 Ай бұрын

C-Weepi-o Anthony Botkins 😂😂😂

@ethankillion786 Ай бұрын

"Help defend my village" "No" "Please?" "Fine" 10/10 Snyder's done it again

@samuellee257 Ай бұрын

Whoever chose the thumbnail deserves a raise! Clearly shows my feelings when I was watching RM.

@Keneo1 Ай бұрын

How do you know they are currently underpaid? They may even already be overpaid

@sofijamarkovic6856 Ай бұрын

This movie was originally written to be a Star Wars movie but Disney rejected it so they just changed a few things and hoped noone would notice

@kingofnonation5843 Ай бұрын

Honestly makes sense

@GidoMadido_777 Ай бұрын

IVE BEEN WAAAAAITING FOR THIS MOMENT... SIN IT, SIN IIIT!!!!😂😂😂

@johnvella Ай бұрын

i fully expected to hear a "Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers hug." in the closing bits.

@Remythechef Ай бұрын

It’s a Zack Snyder movie. That’s pretty much all of its sins right there

@RenLobo69 Ай бұрын

I spent the whole movie waiting for the robot to show up and save the day like a metallic Chuck Norris.

@garylua5877 Ай бұрын

Well it did a Chuck Norris in Part 2

@RenLobo69 Ай бұрын

@@garylua5877 "did a Chuck Norris" that is now part of my permanent speech. Ya I just watched it today. It was pretty much the only good part of the show.

@gavinhenry8671 Ай бұрын

At 1:12, when you gave that rap, that was absolutely epic.

@markgrehan3726 Ай бұрын

Looking forward to seeing the tiny, tiny hamlet being literally nuked from orbit whilst the not so Magnificent Seven watch on in horror.

@dancrane3807 29 күн бұрын

I can't imagine why the empire will land to kill the good guys instead of nuking from orbit. Sure as heck not going to watch part 2 to see what cockamamie reason the director will cook up.

@derekholland3328 Ай бұрын

"robots that believe in prophecies"...."also, prophecies." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@danandtab7463 Ай бұрын

ok so I love all the nicknames you have for the robot. Also, I'm fist pumping the sins for all the times Cora could've easily been killed if someone just took a shot.

@faraja6807 Ай бұрын

I was drinking a cold Pepsi and minding my own business 🥺🤧🤧

@Astraeus.. Ай бұрын

If you went to ChatGPT and told it to take Star Wars, Dune, and Seven Samurai and put all those together for a script to a Zack Snyder film, I'd be willing to bet that what you'd end up with would be like 80-90% identical to this film.

@theoseibold8666 Ай бұрын

Thank you for not making this sins video in slo-mo...we suffered enough with the actual movie from Great Value Micheal Bay.

@RogueTalent Ай бұрын

This CS was way more entertaining than the movie I only watched halfway and then shut off in exasperation.

@rickstaism Ай бұрын

So you turned it off at the end of part 1?

@willbrashear Ай бұрын

That was the best rap battle start I heard in a while.. mister cinemasins

@vasilipanagiotopoulos1139 28 күн бұрын

I've missed this channel; so much, I forgot how much I effing love cinema sins

@brandonbarrow3899 Ай бұрын

Jeremy said everything I was thinking when my family wanted me to watch this godawful movie with them

@davidpumpkinsjr.5108 Ай бұрын

(After watching Rebel Moon) Luke Skywalker: I'm getting pretty tired of people ripping off my story. I think I'll read something to relax. (reads Eragon) Damn it! Maybe I'll play a video game instead. (plays Final Fantasy XII) DAMN IT!!

@christianlee4047 Ай бұрын

Yeah Star Wars ripped of Dune

@daRealB-Rex Ай бұрын

In defense of Eragon, that at least had dragons lol😂

@Coldyham Ай бұрын

Eragon was written by a teenager intending to create a generic hero's journey story. You have to know the rules first in order to break them effectively

@chadharger9323 Ай бұрын

Ironically FF XII was supposed to revolve around Han, er Balthasar, not Luke, I mean Vaan. Also Xenogears.

@kongomongo2 Ай бұрын

"Everything good here was also good in alita battle angle". nice. Got a like :D

@toddtastes9855 Ай бұрын

And Battle Angel was definitely the superior film in this case! THAT was sequel worthy!

@miserylitmedia 28 күн бұрын

Star Wars Cantina: "A wretched hive of scum and villainy..." O_O Rebel Moon Bar: "A dirty den of piss and vinegar..." >_

@adgdrgar Ай бұрын

The Three Amigos gag got me. Think I'll watch that again instead of Rebel Moon.

@roguishpaladin Ай бұрын

I could do with a Three Amigos sequel. Swap out Chevy Chase for Selena Gomez and I think it'd do pretty well.

@bittybaff3541 Ай бұрын

Missed one huge glaring flaw, nemesis says not to celebrate hamada's death, as it could easily be any one of them lying dead in the name of revenge. Six minutes later, SIX, Kora recruits the general by saying if not for honor, do it for revenge and THAT'S what gets through to him, and nemesis says nothing

@spencercase5370 25 күн бұрын

I thought there would be some friction between them because of this, that some character development would happen between them. Nope.

@mrdynamitehee Ай бұрын

That bit when Cyborg runs up that scaffolding literally SCREAMS: “Hey, this thing isn’t very long so don’t run that fast, but swing your arms and high step like a fool as though you’re running really fast and we’ll slow it down in post. No one will be able to tell.”

@Waylandie Ай бұрын

The robot was the best plot point, and it was thrown away

@thefriesofLockeLamora Ай бұрын

Djimon Honsou deserves so much better

@jordanclark219 Ай бұрын

No sin for the fact that, of all the places they stopped and found a person to fight with them, the person they find in Gladiator arena was Djimon Hounsou ?!

@suicidalbanana5168 Ай бұрын

"i'm sorry but I forgot who this is" totally relate, cause they brought her in during the damn final battle. No one gets developed in anyway to make us give a damn

@RavensSoTired4081 Ай бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣🤣 "weepio" lmao I'm in tears from laughing!!!

@GeekMasterGM Ай бұрын

This movie is as if the old star wars movies, were written like the sequels

@thechroniclegamer4285 Ай бұрын

No it isnt

@ashleybrooke2087 Ай бұрын

It might be the most expensive Star Wars fan film ever made

@randypop7133 Ай бұрын

Also, watching RM:Part2, when you do your CinemaSins for that movie, in the Post Sentence phase, please have Okoye from Avengers Infinity War say the "Why was she up there all this time?!" when James does his ATAT-wannabe bomb drop, eject, super-hero landing in slo-mo, destruction. Thanks.

@yobnomekop Ай бұрын

My favorite part of this movie is how Noble loses his coat after the first scene and is just "buisiness casual" for the rest of the space movie.

@champosvezast.v.4355 23 күн бұрын

So many 40k references...rhe flag, the portal, the militarum, the mechanicum, the uniforms... How is that movie survive and passed through GW...???

@toddtastes9855 Ай бұрын

Aye, that bar was TIGHT! You missed your calling Jeremy. I’m buggin up!😅😅😂

@diannadawson4429 Ай бұрын

I, Robot. C-Weepio. Anthony Botkins. I’m DONE!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

@88porpoise Ай бұрын

By my rough calculations, 2,000 bushels of wheat can provide sufficient caloric intake (at the recommended levels for the average person today) for 230 people for one year. But there are three huge caveats which will bring that amount way down: A portion of the crop must be kept as seed for the next year, so not all is available to be eaten. That was always a classic question in times of foor shortages, how to balance feeding people now with having enough seed to grow food next year. This is likely a society very dependent on manual labour and will thereby require a greater caloric intake than your average westerner today. Look up the meals that farmers used to eat, they are absurd today. They likely have to trade a portion of their crops for other needed goods they dont product in sufficient amounts.

@TheSuperappelflap Ай бұрын

Some points: you forgot about rats, and grainstore fires. Also, speculation. Most famines in medieval times, which appears to be the tech level these people operate at, werent caused by failed crops directly. A small reduction in crop yields would result in merchants buying up the grain and storing it speculating on further price increases. Then, either the rats would eat the stored grain, it would mold, or angry mobs would start a fire resulting in famine. Also, you cant survive just on grain. Potatoes, yes. Grain, no. My estimate is that regardless of the outcome of the war all those people will be dead in less than a year.

@Fitzgerald151 Ай бұрын

People really expounding on Jeremy’s calculations???

@88porpoise Ай бұрын

@@Fitzgerald151 I was curious so I spent five minutes on Google and Excel and posting it here.

@88porpoise Ай бұрын

@@TheSuperappelflap Yeah, spoilage is a thing but that is getting deeper than I wanted to go and going to be highly dependent on storage technology which I can't even speculate. As to needing other foods for nutrients, sure, but that would some combination of things they produce in small amounts for consumption or things obtained by trading their excess crops.

@TheSuperappelflap Ай бұрын

@@88porpoise i didnt see them grow any vegetables or have livestock so without a lot of surplus grain to sell these people are super dead

@paulshri8609 Ай бұрын

Saldurran was so on the nose😂😂😂

@dlobelow760 Ай бұрын

Been waiting for this cuz Tf I look like wanting to watch this Edit: JEREMY GOT BARRRSSSSS

@scaper8 Ай бұрын

So… this really is just _Star Wars_ and _Seven Samurai_ blended together?

@vodgrye Ай бұрын

You mean like 7 samurai?

@jasperreyes1268 Ай бұрын

1:09 Man, my boy was cooking!!❤️‍🔥

@luntu.stofile Ай бұрын

The BEST sins video in a LOOOOOONG TIME

@litrim1285 21 күн бұрын

1:15 - That was awesome!

@LF-du4uc Ай бұрын

I assume this is a 6 part mini series…

@AdrianHertz Ай бұрын

Actual Sins 0:32 1:22 3:05 4:12 4:33 4:47 6:16 8:26 9:11 11:05 11:29 12:47 13:36 14:56 15:45

@dieseldan420ca Ай бұрын

Saw the word Moon and got excited. Bummer it wasn't Moon from 2009 with Sam Rockwell.

@ashleybrooke2087 Ай бұрын

Sam Rockwell being in this would have only improved the parts he was in.

@gerardray1232 Ай бұрын

this video should at least be half of the movie's length

@BrandonWAndrews Ай бұрын

3 amigos reference. Nice

@NightSide139 Ай бұрын

I don't know the veracity of this, but I did hear it was a movie that Snyder pitched to Disney to take place in the Star Wars universe, but Disney turned him down. If that's true, all the Star Wars elements would be easily explainable.

@NightSide139 Ай бұрын

However, I can't help but notice there wasn't a sin for "a farm boy from the outer region of the sector goes on an epic quest to take down the tyrannical rulers of the galaxy".

@jacobholly2096 Ай бұрын

3:13 wade what's my name ?!!!! Deadpool : FRANCIS!!!!

@unknownhero5894 Ай бұрын

Why is the animated black panther look jacked as hell 13:27

@_RiseAgainst Ай бұрын

Is this the plot of Bug's Life?

@notkimpine Ай бұрын

is this a deleted plot from final space

@ThisIsSinzu 5 күн бұрын

Friend described the 1st Rebel Moon very eloquently: “Imagine if Star Wars, Dune and the Chronicles of Riddick had a child… with special needs.”😪

@cjthrill Ай бұрын

Love the "Amigos" reference 😂

@louhodo5761 Ай бұрын

Rebel Moon was planned to be a Star Wars movie, and Disney wisely passed on it. And well he repurposed the script to this.... thing.

@yeshbalaji 6 күн бұрын

Please do the Part 2 as well.

@PorcineHero93 Ай бұрын

I had to stifle my laugh before I woke the whole house up at "C-Weep-io"

@barryevans9486 Ай бұрын

All of Snyder’s movies look like they’re so dark because he shot them at night because a better movie had the sets during the day.

@LeeWu-xg8kv Ай бұрын

bro dropped some BARS and thoought someone wouldnt notice

@frankofam1069 Ай бұрын

*Love ya!* I thought this movie was *DUNE* for the longest time 😂😂

@brandongamingtv7545 Ай бұрын

0:25 i agree with jeremy here - that thing does look like a galactic v lol

@espenstoro Ай бұрын

"You son of a bitch, I'm in - The Movie"

@MrBrujah222 Ай бұрын

Can't believe you left out that killing the guy in the gunner's turret caused the whole space ship to crash......like, who designed that feature into the schematics???

@rickstaism Ай бұрын

Same people who designed the Death Star but then that was explained away in Rogue One.