I'm dead 😂😂

im from Norway and i can approve

Valhall is indeed a popular vacation destination over here

*We going*

I love how everyone gets pissed while denouncing you but they just laugh at you

This isn't the real Gandhi good thing we killed em

thats gandi right there

Nuclear Gandhi

@@vrpatel73 Almost heaven.

that's russia

He was portuguese lol

TheGios100 No bro he was Brazilian his father Pedro I was Portuguese

hurr Pedro II português durr Pedro II português

se ele era português, então todos aqueles que nasceram em países um dia colonizados por portugal são portugueses.

Pior que é mesmo kkk foi mal

there should be otto von bismarck and not barbarossa i think

Why not Hitler?

because Otto von Bismarck is a typical german

Imperial Japanese Pepe Barbarossa was once of the most Power german emperors of the first empire (hre) easily defeating both byzantine and the byzantines enemies. Otto von bismark did manage to reunite the german states yet Barbarossa is just as important for history.

Thargrim also Bismarck was in Civ V

this is pretty true with all of the civs, except for Catherine de Medici, she was just like " well ya got me, gg no re, now go away."

Tortture it only motivated me more 😈

Especially for Philip, Hojo, Frederick and Gilgamesh. Those were depressing.

@@grzegorzbrzeczyszykiewic3338 cause that's how she was in real life lol

Cleopatra is a dick, she motivated me to create planet America

So true

Russia:Well, we fucked up

_Just like another war I’m thinking about_

in typical france fashion

And Brazil?

Platinum V3 If you want even more sad is when you defeat Pedro II his line was actually his last words and you killed a kind leader, who seems like a jackass now

Platinum V3 yeah yeah bullshut

why you angry? also you didn't spell it right

Also kind of france

@@user-vj2nt7jf7z france was "good job now leave me"

@Mistjor you forgot to wipe your mouth after pooping horseshit.

@Ashvin Vaidyanathan OK pedant.

i can't describe how i had laughed so hard. :D

Nnnaaahh arab and turks=greater islamic history

I love how humble some of them are.

teddy?

Theodore Roosevelt

Teddy took it like a damn man though

Sean That’s kind of the point. I think you’re meant to feel bad for kicking the shit out of them.

Nanananana you don't get to go to Valhalla

Rockefeller Street that's why we want the monarchy back The republic has been a piece of shit since the day it was created.

- - 100th like

high bahamut Bruh. Imagine wanting a monarch in 2019.

@@kaijuslayer3334 LMAO

@@kaijuslayer3334 lmao imagine falling for the trap of 'democracy'

maximaldinotrap because what if you defeat them in the industrial era, and then there’s a nuke in the background

@@royyark2896 Still needs a nuke

I couldent agree more, prehistoric nukes lmfao

@@salsalvador3354 could be in the catal huyuk times and still a nuke lol

@@salsalvador3354 Stone collider

But it’s a capital, so you can’t.

The Dark Side shit England

@@sanjaypadmanabhan2856 I don’t see why not.

London bridge has fallen down...

Then nuke it once and again until it has 1 population and then refuse to make it regrow.

*Burns down every city in brazil*

This was his last words before he died... And i'm saying in real life

*YOU'RE GOING TO BRAZIL!*

Peace and prosperity, something that Brazilian Republic didn't have, don't have and will never have.

@@arthurluna6189 Any of us Wil have...

Damm, that makes it even more disturbing.

I thought it would be them kneeling at your feet while you sit on their throne

I have came to end your life France: hah no, you can go back STUPID, Xd funniest shit I ever seen in my entire life.

But what if someone liberates the empire by taking over the city, is there just a clone?

I like to see it as you sit on their throne, and they're completely restrained, 2 of your loyal guards have the sharp blades of spears between their neck, and these are their last words before they're promptly decapitated.

yeah. they both seem sad, but pretty much wish you luck in the future

I had to read the english translation cuz i couldnt understand the german he was speaking xD

I dont had that problem I speak german and honor is whit Japan and germany

I thought Teddy didn't like south American that much? Or was that Puerto Ricans?

Brazils husyorians cannot explain this clearly either. His best friend out off blue assauted the palace with some troops screaming long live the republic and a few minutes later he and the same soldiers were scorting Pedro to a ship to portugal. The soldiers insisted him to keep the crow jewels but he sayd it was a brazillians patrimony. They agreed in enchange the kings jewels for a sack of Earth, this way he would still have thse lands with him. To me I supposed he staged and couped himself and implated the republic at cost of his own power.

@@peterneimann9803 I mean, he didn't really want to be an emperor, he wanted to be... a teacher, if I'm not wrong? Anyway, this would be the biggest mistake of his entire life, 200 years of chaos. Oh boy, what a coup.

The answer why: slavery. Dom Pedro II ended slavery, the guys that profited from it got mad at him, bribed a lot of the military, and removed him. So yeah, Brazil republic was born from slaveowners and military despots, that created a feudal like system where they ruled their fiefdoms, while controling peoples livehoods and votes. Funny detail, when they made the coup, they were surprised that Pedro backed down, not just because he wanted no bloodshed, but they didn't want him out, just scare him into legalizing slavery again.

Brazil's republic was a literal overnight military coup, which no one expected but (as it happens in Brazil) also no one complained enough. As mentioned, it was, simply putting, because whoever could complain were slave owners, already dissatisfied with the end of slavery and the military was strong since Paraguay War. And the rest of the population, well. They just had to take it, like always. That being said, D. Pedro wasn't such an educated and gentle man or even diplomatic enough, as we see through Paraguai War and all the insurrections taken place inside the empire.

Sameee

Well I play Germany and there's no USA so German empire go brrrrrrrrr

the saddest part is this was actually his last words, and unfortunately we are not in peace

@@MrchlRuffo thanks for the history

Donald Trump I don't get it

Peyton Reed Gandhi being obsessed with nukes is a running gag in the Civ series. There was a bug in the first Civ Game where his aggression value would go from minimum to maximum if he adopted Democracy because of a programming oversight, making him rush nukes and destroy everyone in a state of insatiable bloodthirst.

Peyton 'Nova DragonWraith' Reed yeah what happened was that in civ 1 when he adopted democracy, his aggression level (which was already 1) would drop by two. Since I’m programming there are no negatives or zeros, it cycled and his aggression level becam 255/10

Михаил Балашов even I kinda understood, I'm czech

Has Civ ever let us Russophones down? Not in Civ V, not in Civ VI, never.

Catherine spoke perfect, accent-free Russian... even though she realistically would have a German accent :P

Peter is good, but is a cliché of a typical Russian tsar. He poorly represented himself as he was. Catherine from Civ5 was more genuine and even has delivered some fun, as well as in real history she showed herself as an outstanding ruler while being joked at for some good reasons)

Big Mood imagine Stalin being instead of Cate there, so what an accent could we have lost:)

Liolar43 I wish I could release them later.

It's a two way street. They did embark on imperial conquest after the meji revolution, since the country was ravaged after centuries of civil war. And thought it was time show the 'foreigners' who's boss, never again they will be threaten. Don't be too harsh on yourself, you saw your capacity to be dark.

I retaliated against Spain and I felt the same way until I saw the city-state destroy Seville then I felt more merciful and captured Madrid

I felt the same way when i wiped out brazil, they started it but i responded by bombing all their districts before moving tanks on them

A surprise war is a good excuse to seize valuable land, especially if neither party does anything until late game

Thought I was the only one who saw that lol

its some sort of samurai symbol that inspired the triforce in zelda i dont know muvh about it though besides that edit: i did more research and its actually the family crest of the Hojo clan.

Im surprised the japanese emperor didnt commit seppuku lol

When I booted up civ for the first time, that's instantly what I thought of when I saw him.

I could never understand why someone that has been clearly been beaten never accepts surrender.

Siege towers are the best things in the entire game change my mind

@@liamnacinovich8232 I've never really gotten a chance to see them in action, like I said, my units had moved to his capital and were getting ready until he dipped outta the game

@@hexon8013 Most likely a feeling of pride to fight to the end

*Ironic.* He could save others from death, but not himself.

Ryan Waasdorp I am the Senate.

@@illegalproductconsumer702 Not yet

Blyat McBlyat it’s treason, then.

IllegalProductConsumer *jumps and began to screech*

Dor no peito...

😢😢😢

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It's even worse when you realize what a hell hole brazil has become today.

Как по мне, не к месту.

Что это вообще значит?

@@user-wu2br7cs7i Жизнь не так проста как кажется

@@user-wu2br7cs7i ну, перейти поле легко. Взял и пошёл. А вот жизнь прожить не так просто.

well he literally dedicated every millimeter of his existence to that after all

@@mateusyaeger3292 He was also a fool who didn't embrace change like Japan did in our history.

Dranwulf 777 I mean to be fair, change is scary for everyone. Especially if you have an entire civilization you’re leading. Accepting it can also lead to downfall.

@@__mindflayer__ Exactly, the colonial era forced many countries to be in the game. It was either convergence or die. And the Aztecs thought the Spaniards were Gods! But still they chose not to learn the new way for the better of their people. Just think if empires like the Aztecs or Incans decided to learn from the colonials. What would happen?

Dranwulf 777 Yea. What an interesting thing to think about.

arabia has nukes?

Kinda Quranic. Yes, that’s sweet

he probally would, or ask the player character to kill him, after the cutscene

K but where is Tomyris

Gilgamesh is heartbreaking too, considering his AI is almost always a bro to you if you don't go killing everyone Tomyris is in the Badass Acceptance,

You missed out a few...

Also Montezuma is sad

Cogwheel No matter what I do Gilgamesh just fucking hates me.

Filip Andersson that's sad.

Filip Andersson i'm from spain but i smiled. He is sad because he believes yisus has abandoned him

His animations are funny

ThatOneGuy yep that’s a pleasure to look at him when Spain is allied to you. His mug and gestures are sweeter than azucár)

Phillip’s AI is really obnoxious though

I laugh back at you in Duke de Alba.

**Laughs in 2010 Iniesta's goal**

@@SpanishDio laughs in the destruction of the Spanish team in 2014

@@jasperachtereekte9611 We still have that Mundial tho

@@SpanishDio hope you get kick by Nigel de Jong

Michael VPS If you look at paintings of him, he wears that armor

Yeah but he can also rule a technologically advanced empire, so his armor is probably the least out of place chronologically

And Hardrada being pagan lmao

@Jotaro97 I know, but look at paintings of him, he is depicted wearing that armor. The painting is probably not from when he lived, medieval painters tended to depict historic figures or events in their current technology even though it wasn’t historically accurate. The designers behind Frederick’s look ingame probably googled images of him and based his design off of that painting.

@@ryanbecker6713 Its just to fit the whole viking aesthetic. Also I read somewhere (not saying its 100% the truth) that a lot of the Scandinavians who converted to Christianity did so only to retain their lives,while still keeping their faith deep inside.

@@Carpirata Tú que haces aquí? Xd

I agree. I think it’s underrated because the sheer devastation he expresses is heartbreaking. Same with Montezuma.

Victors write history

@@coolmanhunter8671 precisely

She hopes you would be on the losing side one day.

This is exactly what I think whenever I hear her say that.

I am not even mad, u just never studied central asian history. Does it mean she is forgotten tho?

@@balislamseidazov8707 it actually means she's one of many characters who's historical achievements never really were quite grand enough to reach outside the region from which they hail and that, among these characters, she is the only one with the audacity to claim she will be remembered, an ironic statement I decided to call her out on with the comment you have been so kind as to reply to.

@@Birkebeiner1066 It is true that she aint famous, but her words probably come from the values we believe Scythians held. We are taught in school that Scythians gave an extremely high value to honesty and sincerety which is connected to hopes that their descendants will remember them as honorable people (which in turn is important as in the steppe oral literature and communication was much more dominant than writing and documenting stuff, so you must be a very virtous person to be remembered). These values also show themselves in her disliking surprise wars. So yes, she sticks to her values and hopes to be remembered for it. Plus she was not a warmonger in a quest for glory (the kind of people famous in history), she only had to go to a defensive war against Persia because she lost her husband previously and her son who was killed by Persians, otherwise she would have been a boring, peaceful, unknown leader. My point is she doesn't claim to be a golden name in the history. I know all of it bcuz I come from the region where Scythians lived, people give their daughters her name and shoot movies about her.

Enquanto o imperador queria isso, os politicos querem a ruina e destruição do Brasil, e infelizmente estão conseguindo.

Paganism and Christianity overlapped quite a bit in Scandinavia. Still does today, especially in Norway. Source: Norwegian.

I'm aware that Christianity in Scandinavia went through a syncretic phase for a short time after conversion but in what way do Paganism and Christianity overlap in modern Norway?

But he was viking at the same time so no matter

I can see how they could mix their ideas of Valhalla with heaven as the bible describes it

​@Fiend Matador Slayer of a Thousand Noobs it was like this in large chunk of other Catholic nations. Good example would also be Kashubians - religious, but with many pagan traditions even to this day. Source: Kashubian

They're native speakers of the language or people who have studied the language. There are still a ton of people who speak Nahuatl, for example. In cases like Cleopatra, a language is used that is not from the time period, but still from the region. Cleopatra in real life likely spoke Middle Demotic, but in game speaks Middle Egyptian, which was spoken about 2,000 years earlier. The modern world knows more of the Middle Egyptian language than Middle Demotic, so it's easier to write dialogue for.

Similarly, Gilgamesh speaks Old Akkadian rather than Sumerian, for similar reasons. Pieces of Sumerian are here and there in his dialogue, though.

The Aztec language is not dead. Nahuatl is still spoken in some areas in Mexico.

TeamClusterTruck There were also cases when Civ had civilisations whose language was forgotten, in which case they used their language's closest modern relatives. For example, Civ V Atilla spoke Chuvash, which is a Russian Turkic language believed to have been related to the language of the Huns.

@TeamClusterTruck: I'm pretty sure that Cleopatra actually spoke Greek, seeing as she was a member of a dynasty founded by one of the generals of Alexander the Great.

That last bit is the best thing I've read all day

Soy de Mexico y no se si me entiendes pero Paz y Prosperidad para Brasil.

@@abelardodelatorresolis3966 Entendemos sim, infelizmente paz e prosperidade são as únicas coisas que o Brasil não tem.

Império do Brasil

H

@@letherbel5605 O único e legitimo Brasil.

*Continues to raze London.*

hahahahahahahaha

No fim ele morreu na França, longe do Brasil e traído por seu povo, mas mesmo assim pediu pela paz e prosperidade do Brasil. Enquanto isso politicos idolatrados por aqui só querem encher os bolsos de dinheiro e jogar o Brasil e seu povo na miséria.