gets nuked several times "l trust you will be merciful in victory" wat

The first time I launched a nuke, I had no idea that there'd be such a thing as "friendly fire"...

Sid Meier's *Fallout* : A "One More Turn" Post Nuclear Role Playing Game

"This ones for 1776 bitch!"

*Ghandi Intensifies*

i didnt know gandhi used youtube

Nuclear weapons are so damn scary that even a video game clip like this gives me chills. Their power is so fucking insane.

Step 1: Be first to make Nukes and build up large arsenal. Step 2: Vote Nuclear Non-Proliferation in World Congress so no one else can get any. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit.

war...war never changes

*Nuke affects Boston in video* Fallout 4 anyone?

“Where there is love, there is life. Unless you nuke the fuck out of life.” -Mahatma Ghandi

Once, in a multiplayer war against a friend, I faced a well-defended city on an isthmus that blocked the way to his core. It would have made for a long and brutal footslog, except I had just produced two nuclear missiles and loaded them aboard submarines off the coast. One turn later the city did not exist; its location was now a radioactive highway for my panzer divisions, racing northward.

I have close to 600 hours of this game and i had NO IDEA nukes can ultimately destroy a city :D oh and, having nukes makes all AI players poop their pants/loincloths/armors

I've had a game of this where several powers developed nukes. It seems that the AI is rather...nuke happy... I had to push through Nuclear Non-Proliferation in the UN just to keep them from irradiating the crap out of each other. Thank goodness the UN MUST be followed in Civ, unlike the real world.

steps to have fun in civilization create your own independent nation name it sky-net have it launch nukes at every human settlement on earth.

Why immediately annex? City revolts for X turns (city size).

I fucking love this game, ever since my friends introduce me to it i been playing it none stop. I'm just minding my own business trying to win a scientific or cultural victory and some ass hole has to declare war on little old me, so i nuke their cities several times and they come begging for peace, then im like (smirk).

Dammit George Washington looks so sad.....

"I trust you will be merciful in victory." said right after of being blown to pieces by nuclear bombs

The fact that you can destroy cities with nukes unlike in civ 4 when they only bombarded cities.

Gandhi, are you being a warmonger again?

THE GLOW. THE WONDERFUL GLOW. CAN YOU NOT SEE IT, GENERAL?

remember when field of poppies played the first time you atomic bombed the city 3 times then nuked that sum bitch then field of poppies played then as you watched all the enemy units just vanish and all you hear are screams in the faint distant cities while you army walks up and see the ruins ? i felt like an asshole and couldn't bring my self up to even play anymore

how could u do dis to merica u monster

Thus is the fate of all nations that refuse to buy my civ's blue jeans.

Wow...you dropped 3 nukes on a civilization that was hundreds of years from even knowing what a nuke was. I congratulate you on that good sir :)

I'm sitting here scrolling my mouse trying to zoom in.

i finished like about 40 games in civ 5 (all dlc) and i still didn't nuke a country...i dont know i just cant do that...i am feeling bad for the people :(

This makes we wish that the Civ series still had the "Nanite Diffuser" from the "Call to Power" games...

Good thing I still have that old fallout shelter, eh? eh??

Missile cruisers are so OP. Gotta love 'em.

Title Screen: FALLOUT The scene focuses on a Radiation King-brand TV set that's somehow still functional among a nuclear-wrecked cityscape. The song "Maybe" by The Inkblots starts to play in the background. On the TV screen, there's a black screen with the following message in box: "Our dedicated boys keep the peace in newly annexed Canada." The TV then shows a scene in which there are two U.S. soldiers in power armor, along with a captured Canadian protester who's kneeling with his head down. One of the soldiers mercilessly shoots the protester dead, while the other one watches. The shooter then waves his non-weapon hand at the camera. Then, we get a close-up view of the shooter's power helmet-covered head, with a waving American flag in the background. Then, the TV screen switches over to some eagle seal image, along with the message, "BUY WAR BONDS". Then, the TV screen shows an advertisement for a Chryslus-brand automobile, the Corvega, which boasts that it has no computers or electronics. And that it costs "only" $199,999.99. Then it goes to another commercial, this time a commercial of the Mr. Handy domestic robot. Message: "Mr. Handy: he's sooooo handy. Walks the dog..." Then, the TV glitches out as the song "Maybe" gets stuck on "Maybe Maybe Maybe Maybe..." And then, as the TV screen goes dark, all is silent. Narrator: War. War never changes. The Romans waged war to gather slaves and wealth. Spain built an empire from its lust for gold and territory. Hitler shaped a battered Germany into an economic superpower. But war never changes. In the 21st century, war was still waged over the resources that could be acquired. Only this time, the spoils of war were also its weapons: petroleum and uranium. For these resources, China would invade Alaska; the U.S. would annex Canada; and the European Commonwealth would dissolve into quarreling, bickering nation states bent on controlling the last remaining resources on Earth. In 2077, the storm of world war had come again. In two brief hours, most of the planet was reduced to cinders. And from the ashes of nuclear devastation, a new civilization would struggle to arise. A few were able to reach the relative safety of the large underground Vaults. Your family was part of that group that entered Vault 13. Imprisoned safely behind the large Vault door, under a mountain of stone, a generation has lived without knowledge of the outside world. Life in the Vault is about to change.

who i can play this vid in 1440 pixels. AWESOME!!!

♪ I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in your heart. ♫

YOU KILLED GEORGIE 😭

Missles are for units, Bombs for cities !

Washington is a nuclear wasteland, yet on the leader screen it seems like it's the perfect day for a picnic.

I see trees of green. Red roses too. I see them bloom, for me and you. And I think to myself, "what a wonderful world."

Alright, good job, now you own one small, crappy city surrounded by nuclear fallout. Seems like a win to me...

The most advanced and addicting game of chess you'll ever play.

The first time you launch a nuclear bomb in Civ 5, your face, your emotion, your brain saying: That will do it... That will do it.

Holy shit.... that water is so detailed!!

i don't know about Empire Earth, but the Civ games are completely different to Age of Empires. The main difference is that CIv is turn-based rather than real-time - if u dont know what that means, look it up

Say it to me. At game terms, when Egypt built Manhattan Project I was hurry to get Diplomacy Victory... He got Uranium, he denounced me and he was my neighbour... (I built that project too... but he used to have +50% hammers than me!) That was the worst experience... And it reminded me the Cold War... and Iran and North Korea of today :S

The earth was nearly wiped clean of life. A great cleansing, an atomic spark struck by human hands, quickly raged out of control. Spears of nuclear fire rained from the skies. Continents were swallowed in flames and fell beneath the boiling oceans. Humanity was almost extinguished, their spirits becoming part of the background radiation that blanketed the earth.

"The day is yours, I hope you will be merciful in your triumph." ... right after he fucking nukes EVERYTHING.

It makes you feel bad with you self when you start hear the screams of the population.

The cold war simulation looks very good

a tear shed for the fallen...

that escalated quickly

My leaders don't move when I play,they just talk.

I don't think Washington is going to like that pal. Good work!

Ahhhh The welcoming sounds of Ghandi.

Now imagine that happening in real life... :(

One time i had my military all stationed around a city at a safe distance from the nuke, so they could bomb then the soldiers move in and take the city, but the nuke spread farther tgen i thought, while destroying their army, i accidently killed off my entire military :P

Love is in the air. I love how everyone loves how things are.

♪ We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when. But I know we'll meet again, some sunny day... ♪

3 Nukes land within a small cluster of Cities - all humans, buildings, military unit, landscape - all completely obliterated - except three random deer next to Boston who remain completely unharmed...

That's odd, usually it's the reverse

125 happy faces? How did you get to that? I can't go no further than maybe 10-15!

Well, it's kinda hard to see Montezuma sitting in an office room, don't you think?

>Be me >Download a mod so I can play as ISIS >Spawn next to uranium with America on another continent. Oh. This is easy.

♫ We'll meet again Don't know where Don't know when But I know we'll meet again Some sunny day Keep smiling through Just like you always do 'Till the blue skies Drive the dark clouds far away ♫

"The glow the wonderfull glow!!! Can you not see it general???"

Playing the game without cheats was too tough for you I see.

He is too short to reach the button. He would need a step ladder.

War... War never changes.

The game is set for the units to be huge so you can see them, the normal world is probably a mile for every tile.

Washington: I hope you will be merciful in your triumph. Me: 0:56

I was friendly to Rome, they was going to win. They started hard war with America, i learned nukes, bombed Rome several times, fought and captured some survived cities, and got victory. Backstab :)

116 Science per turn. Lol. Try 1200+. Welcome to the big-boy lab.

0:43, Dammit, you just killed me! (I live in New York. Not as polluted as you think).

You must have Direct X 11 for this feature.

Owh.....!!! Cool! the song right before the nuke was English Civilization theme for golden Era. and then right after the first nuke, the song changed rapidly. Eeerie.

I know. They must have one hell of a diet and exercise program to prolong their lifespan.

RIP America. By the way, is there a way to clean all the radiation?

Even in games the temptation to use that much firepower is too great, i hope for humankind that this doesn't happen in real life

depends on what u like doing. If u like seeing thousands of armies fight eachother then Stay in Total War, If u like the more building aspect, culture, diplomacy, and shaping your empire to what u see fit then go to Civ 5... Both games are good and addicting, I personally play both of them, but if u are to choose one of them then u got to ask yourself, what do u want to do in the game, that will be your deciding factor. In closing, is it fun, yes. More fun then total war? Depends on you!!

Thank you for that flashback!

In civ 4 I never nuke unless it is a last resort because it causes pollution and destroys the land you want to take.

The funny part is he chose to ANNEX a devestated city and it's property. Screw rebuilding that, Raze that to the ground!

didnt even realize that nuclear missiles can completely delete citys

I can help you. the best thing you could do is build your own. standard pc's lack a lot and usually skimp out on a lot. it also enables you to make it exactly the way you want. I built mine a year ago and love it. still going strong playing the most state of the art games without breaking a sweat. its not as hard as it sounds. all it takes is a little research on components. it really is as simply as putting it together and loading the software. done.

Al-Qaeda's wet dream

....this is where war will get us.

What Kim Jung UN does everyday on the computer while crying and eating a dinner for 10

Nukes were never this good in Civ 4 lol

Well puppet is good if you are taking over tons of cities, that way you won't have to manage all of them which can be a real pain in the ass if you have 20 cities. Razing is almost never a good idea unless the city is in the way or you just don't want it at all

Thus Fallout began.

I think he means in-game, in terms of how far their tech-tree was behind.

Oh no, add-ons have been released. I don't know why, but I thought this video was civilization III advert. Sorry. This game is really fun if you like taking your time to build yourself up in a game. You can create your own world and conquer real civilization through out history.

Kim Jong-Un just pressed the red button.

Don't they need protective suits against radiation? :P

There go's Richmond. There go's Atlanta.

Thus begins Fallout.

You're in a Golden Age... a Golden Age of Armageddon!

you.... what have you done.

welcome to the watch list

Am I the only one that thinks Washington sounds like Randy Marsh?

"Shall I push the button?"