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@DeadlyV1RU53 жыл бұрын
"Or you can have something cheap, like a ant." "What ant?" " *_THAT_* ant." 🤣
@MrCoreslash3 жыл бұрын
Thoose 3 are hilarious
@empty3293 Жыл бұрын
I love when he sometimes makes small mistakes by switching "an" and "a". I love how they kind of become little Easter eggs you can find after watching dozens of hours of him, not like a large character trait, but like a small little detail makes him brilliant
@edward_dingle_perry445 Жыл бұрын
A ant
@justames59792 жыл бұрын
Top 3 pets: 3. a igyuana 2. a ant 1. a labradog
@gandurk2 жыл бұрын
Idk a igjuana isn't really worth it without a silver necklace
@bradenexplosive3 жыл бұрын
Clarkson "I'm just saying" May "Well don't!" 😂😂
@ryanjnunes3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy saying “Ig-u-anna with a silver necklace” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
@glonch46992 жыл бұрын
An silver necklace
@theforgottenscotsman76592 жыл бұрын
@@glonch4699 “I’m Jeremy Clarkson and I have written An book”
@glonch46992 жыл бұрын
@@theforgottenscotsman7659 yes, as one wise man once said “I have converted my 928 into *aN* pickup truck”
@eddie97773 жыл бұрын
I love these three best chemistry on British tv
@rhatala273 жыл бұрын
On TV in general
@ezrathehuman41483 жыл бұрын
Meh, Hammond's kind of fake and annoying. T'other two are sound though 👍
@smeshsmesh96953 жыл бұрын
On TV in general
@samvrs3 жыл бұрын
100% agree
@torpedohippo84933 жыл бұрын
I love punctuation.
@intorsusvolo78343 жыл бұрын
The iguana with a silver necklace is tempting.
@thezig20782 жыл бұрын
Igyuana*
@smilingonion24693 жыл бұрын
"Gentleman OBSERVE"
@HelloThereUniverse3 жыл бұрын
😂
@almostkentish30422 жыл бұрын
I read that as he said it
@KyleAnvilSlinger3 жыл бұрын
Their stunned silence after the labradog example says everything. Clarkson is right again, simple as.
@TheOfficialIronGamin3 жыл бұрын
He sounds like a salesman tryna sell you knock off products..
@legocreator19983 жыл бұрын
I dont care what he's selling, I'd buy it
@punklyrics13 жыл бұрын
He essentially is 😂
@mechuratejano94043 жыл бұрын
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@mechuratejano94043 жыл бұрын
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@nickthelonewolf99093 жыл бұрын
Its like he is practicing for some special shop he may or may not own.
@roy043 жыл бұрын
He's clearly demonstrating that Land Rovers are driven by dogs wearing sunglasses and pants from marks & spencer
@summushieremiasclarkson47003 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I'm looking at Clarkson's demonstrations and thinking "yeeees that makes perfect sense", even though I know it doesn't?
@him0503 жыл бұрын
Generously buttered ALCO I’d argue it makes perfect sense. Everyone gets their pants M&S, dogs are the most popular pet and pretty much everyone I know has either ray bans or oakleys 🤣
@ryadhasanahmed54433 жыл бұрын
@@him050 but in essence Clarkson's demos really do irritate Hammond and May 😂
@HolyKhaaaaan2 жыл бұрын
His message is clear: buy what suits your needs, not what's cheap or expensive. Not sure I entirely agree, but I agree you shouldn't just buy expensive gubbins to show off; you should buy what you need.
@jmaddnessL0L3 жыл бұрын
You could watch a small man, like an hammond. You could watch a slow man, like an may. But what do we all do, we watch an clarkson
@MEMEFISHBISH2 жыл бұрын
Clarkson saying ig-uana and Labradog is hilarious
@technophobetortoise96463 жыл бұрын
the 6 dislikes are from Argentinians and The BBC producer who he punched
@sebthedeb84233 жыл бұрын
@Victor Masson mexicans
@rufusconnolly84893 жыл бұрын
@@sebthedeb8423 thanks for that XD
@gtPacheko3 жыл бұрын
@@sebthedeb8423 Bullshit, the Mexicans are sleeping.
@mechuratejano94043 жыл бұрын
Do you want your country will be wash out? Try not to help me in my letter. I will just want to give you 1day to do it ! Emergency!!! Please read my letter Sir/ Madame! ---Please read: It's all about Implementing Special Law for our Holy Almighty Creator in every country--.This is very important letter more than any life exists!. 1.) A special secret our body will never die. Strongest disasters will never stop ! 2.) Please watch my KZfaq channel about: A secret that our body will never die. Implementing a Special Law for our Holy Almighty Creator in giving her best luxurious life and 100000% security protection in every country. If you are a rich person, can you please advertise my letter on Television ?. ---- Insurances and benefits for out Holy Almighty Creator in every country --- 3.) Free money, free hotel, free food, free transportation, free to stay in every country for our Holy Almighty Creator, her parents and siblings. A.) Source of money?: - every country have lots of trees to cut off to make lots of money exclusively for our Holy Almighty Creator and money for her siblings and money for her parents !. Reminder: Our Holy Almighty Creator powerful souls wants to lock inside a baby girl human body to experience in wearing best clothes, best jewelries, and all richest businessmen must take care of her as a Princess, treat her as their own daughter, the most precious human being exists because if ever something happened bad to her life, this richest people will die also, their is no life to be forever if something happened to our Holy Almighty Creator in this world !. 4.) Your richness, billions of money, properties cannot give you another human body. After the death of your human body, your billions of money, properties will be left behind! You best powerful witches soul inside your body cannot give you another human body !. Reminder: Please read every words from every picture ! 5.) Facebook account post to read and understand everything : Please search name : MechuraTejano ( golden yellow glitters profile picture background). Facebook account post: You can also read about illegal transactions discovery. 6.) Always remember:. Our Holy Almighty Creator created everything for the first time from impossible to possible. 7.) I can copy different voices, I want to become famous singer so that I can have money to advertise my letter on television in different countries and published lots of books in different countries too. Can you sponsor me going to school of music, if you are owner of music school. 8.) Strongest disasters will never stop if we cannot Implement this Special Law for our Holy Almighty Creator in every country. Remember: Very beautiful blonde people, please convince your husband or wife to Implement this Special Law for our Holy Almighty Creator. 9.) Reminder:No Judgement of souls to happen!. Whenever your die will die, automatically the soul inside that human body will die automatically. Only those people who help me to Implement this Special Law for our Holy Almighty Creator will have souls to inside our human body !. Thank you for reading! Mechura Tejano - writer of this letter-
@mechuratejano94043 жыл бұрын
Do you want your country will be wash out? Try not to help me in my letter. I will just want to give you 1day to do it ! Emergency!!! Please read my letter Sir/ Madame! ---Please read: It's all about Implementing Special Law for our Holy Almighty Creator in every country--.This is very important letter more than any life exists!. 1.) A special secret our body will never die. Strongest disasters will never stop ! 2.) Please watch my KZfaq channel about: A secret that our body will never die. Implementing a Special Law for our Holy Almighty Creator in giving her best luxurious life and 100000% security protection in every country. If you are a rich person, can you please advertise my letter on Television ?. ---- Insurances and benefits for out Holy Almighty Creator in every country --- 3.) Free money, free hotel, free food, free transportation, free to stay in every country for our Holy Almighty Creator, her parents and siblings. A.) Source of money?: - every country have lots of trees to cut off to make lots of money exclusively for our Holy Almighty Creator and money for her siblings and money for her parents !. Reminder: Our Holy Almighty Creator powerful souls wants to lock inside a baby girl human body to experience in wearing best clothes, best jewelries, and all richest businessmen must take care of her as a Princess, treat her as their own daughter, the most precious human being exists because if ever something happened bad to her life, this richest people will die also, their is no life to be forever if something happened to our Holy Almighty Creator in this world !. 4.) Your richness, billions of money, properties cannot give you another human body. After the death of your human body, your billions of money, properties will be left behind! You best powerful witches soul inside your body cannot give you another human body !. Reminder: Please read every words from every picture ! 5.) Facebook account post to read and understand everything : Please search name : MechuraTejano ( golden yellow glitters profile picture background). Facebook account post: You can also read about illegal transactions discovery. 6.) Always remember:. Our Holy Almighty Creator created everything for the first time from impossible to possible. 7.) I can copy different voices, I want to become famous singer so that I can have money to advertise my letter on television in different countries and published lots of books in different countries too. Can you sponsor me going to school of music, if you are owner of music school. 8.) Strongest disasters will never stop if we cannot Implement this Special Law for our Holy Almighty Creator in every country. Remember: Very beautiful blonde people, please convince your husband or wife to Implement this Special Law for our Holy Almighty Creator. 9.) Reminder:No Judgement of souls to happen!. Whenever your die will die, automatically the soul inside that human body will die automatically. Only those people who help me to Implement this Special Law for our Holy Almighty Creator will have souls to inside our human body !. Thank you for reading! Mechura Tejano - writer of this letter-
@anthony_pires_0533 жыл бұрын
You missed the one where Hammond rams one of Jeremy's demonstrations 😂
@Hodgy143 жыл бұрын
"Range Rover Beans"
@jamiethomas64693 жыл бұрын
A labradog
@absoluteunit24243 жыл бұрын
Labradog
@glonch46992 жыл бұрын
*A* ant.
@HolyKhaaaaan2 жыл бұрын
Labradog is a good boy
@Pavel_grodman2 ай бұрын
*an
@Mr.Safety.3 жыл бұрын
There's only 1:33 of Clarkson explaining things? I demand you find them all sir
@mgr_video_productions2 жыл бұрын
The way Clarkson says iguana 😂😂😂
@rockinmuse3 жыл бұрын
Never seen this before... they’re awesome. I thought I’d seen all top Gear. Thank you
@flipitok7093 жыл бұрын
Its from the grand tour
@rockinmuse3 жыл бұрын
Flipit Ok ah, that makes sense!!
@anuraganand60533 жыл бұрын
@@flipitok709 which episode?
@flipitok7093 жыл бұрын
@Anurag Anand Season 2 episode 12 [Censored] to [Censored]
@Fizzysfm3 жыл бұрын
Please lord don’t let anything happen to this man
@exothermal.sprocket2 жыл бұрын
Death has a rather reliable reputation.
@suursuits76373 жыл бұрын
"I'm just saying." "Well, don't!"
@rebekahl8403 жыл бұрын
These three people are the heart of brit culture. Even when i was very young i knew and loved top gear. We were all sad when they re cast
@pitcrew86623 жыл бұрын
An igu-ana lol
@jonnnyren62452 жыл бұрын
0:36 "A IGYUUWANA..."
@sonyviva3083 жыл бұрын
Clarkson is a good salesperson
@WillyCheez_883 жыл бұрын
A iguana with a silver necklace, a ant and a labradog
@SilverScarletSpider3 жыл бұрын
This is an awesome video! Thank you for posting grand tour clips
@ericmadsen74703 жыл бұрын
Life explained by Jeremy Clarkson.
@pappoli3 жыл бұрын
In the next iconic moments you need to have when Alison broke the table on big brother
@trynewhardstuffpls95723 жыл бұрын
Came here for James. Clicked the gun for Richard... boom!
@HolyKhaaaaan2 жыл бұрын
This makes as much sense as James May's explanation why cheese sauce would make a good replacement for tarmac, or his explanation of why cars are like cheese.
@Joysho2 жыл бұрын
There are more sensible SUVs than a mid priced Rover but in the context of luxury SUVs of the three present cars, Jeremy makes perfect sense. And Rovers are actually capable of intense offroading, that Bentley is too nice to even run through a puddle.
@antoshkanineeleven3 жыл бұрын
british tv is best thing I have ever seen здравствуйте from Russia
@djmaxtrim3 жыл бұрын
And a few cans of Heinz beans... *CRASH
@reybee95773 жыл бұрын
The thing is, ranges are not exactly mid price, its very expensive, just less expensive than the bentley
@HolyKhaaaaan2 жыл бұрын
The trouble with his metaphor is that I suspect his supposed middle option is really just a bit more posh than most people actually get when they 'need' something.
@asams72553 жыл бұрын
Observe
@nirmallakhara45453 жыл бұрын
You just missed the last comparison the most funniest thing
@loganlitle3954 Жыл бұрын
An Ig-U-ana with a silver necklace
@jackmorgan54313 жыл бұрын
He has a valid point tbf 😂
@killerdinamo083 жыл бұрын
Perfect title 😂. Even he would get it.
@jackthecraftian3 жыл бұрын
Clarkson should be the king of the world
@jakeharriman54323 жыл бұрын
The baked bean one is best
@BigBoris4 ай бұрын
Clarkson for Prime Minister
@ygbgyvgvygbuh12173 жыл бұрын
Gentlemen, observe!
@neonanimationandgames62543 жыл бұрын
Do best Coronation street clips
@thepowerlies3 жыл бұрын
I thought this was a compilation ... but just an episode
@saleematv31113 жыл бұрын
Nice
@alfie73336 ай бұрын
What episode and series is this?
@AidanRyan4583 жыл бұрын
Road to 100k
@JRW333 жыл бұрын
The new lot didn't have a chance in hell of achieving what C, H & M did.
@jeremyfong56843 жыл бұрын
You forgot the beans parr
@patrickdonaldson6221 Жыл бұрын
If you want a pistol, you can buy an expensive FN Five Seven. Its chambered in 5.7x28mm, a round focused on penetration. Or you can buy something cheap like a Beretta M92FS firing the 9x19mm luger round. It maybe heavier and slower but it'll give you better knock down power. Or you can have the best of both worlds, get yourself a Norinco NP-762 firing 7.62x25mm.
@markselby93523 жыл бұрын
What episode was this?
@johnnyrats70833 жыл бұрын
Poor ant :(
@HolyKhaaaaan2 жыл бұрын
Igyoowanna wearing a necklace: wut da fuuuuuu-? A Ant: help me, help me, please! Labradog: **happy good boy noises**
@tomgooding68623 жыл бұрын
What episode is this from? Is it Top Gear or The Grand Tour?
@aleksihaapasaari3 жыл бұрын
the grand tour s1e12
@rorynell49623 жыл бұрын
Labrador, a normally priced dog, only nearly £2000
@HolyKhaaaaan2 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately for his metaphor, he's rather a bit too posh with his 'sensible' example.
@tomotion3 жыл бұрын
Season & Episode?
@nothajzl3 жыл бұрын
Grand Tour just didn’t feel the same
@aaronrobertshaw17823 жыл бұрын
You missed the one about beans
@mantabond3 жыл бұрын
'I'm just saying'. 'Well don't'.
@deimantas27543 жыл бұрын
You forgot the beans comparison
@sharonneedles93473 жыл бұрын
Oh wow I do have a Labradog
@sawchain53763 жыл бұрын
_a ant_
@wvlfboyy2 жыл бұрын
And we all buy the Heinz Beans
@wolfie666x3 Жыл бұрын
0:35 you are welcome
@Simmo_Cars3 жыл бұрын
A ant lol
@lawrenceharrison69593 жыл бұрын
where’s the bean one?
@him0503 жыл бұрын
The annoying thing is these are all brilliant comparisons because they’re all true.
@511dydy3 жыл бұрын
Or just get a land cruiser that will outlast those three
@galaxy_mooncat7793 жыл бұрын
A Labradog
@nickfurnell3 жыл бұрын
No beans?!?
@adamreadman28573 жыл бұрын
How can 88 people not like this stuff
@kadeksurya13 жыл бұрын
Wait are they still alive? If they still alive they are legend!
@kadeksurya13 жыл бұрын
Any one could answer this question for me?
@Haybalemelonhead3 жыл бұрын
Yes they are
@kadeksurya13 жыл бұрын
@@Haybalemelonhead wait are they? I did not know they were alive
@kadeksurya13 жыл бұрын
Because they have been kicked top gear
@Haybalemelonhead3 жыл бұрын
kadek surya yeah, they do a show on amazon prime now
@user-yz1xr1gw5i3 жыл бұрын
"Labradog"
@dtfootball142 жыл бұрын
0:30 - 0:50
@joehilton69513 жыл бұрын
Should have shown the been scene
@joshuatendoornkaat85583 жыл бұрын
A ant
@FinlaysFireSystemsElectrical3 жыл бұрын
I meant he does get the point across....
@adoration81973 жыл бұрын
what are you lost 👁👄👁
@heggy_693 жыл бұрын
Gentlemen, obsurrrve
@joshwareham87323 жыл бұрын
An ig Uana
@RA-lh9uh3 жыл бұрын
you want to buy a book?
@maev_89273 жыл бұрын
I live in the USA and this video has made me very disappointed in our tv channels
@kwispy15353 жыл бұрын
-0:37
@vegvisir9276 Жыл бұрын
Igyouana
@jbee97132 жыл бұрын
He's right though....... Only idiots don't buy a Range Rover
@lucastaylor233 жыл бұрын
FIRSTQ
@fazza21043 жыл бұрын
Labradog
@A__Singh__3 жыл бұрын
These 3 are so outdated. It's like watching a re-run from the 90's.