Human: During our evolution we defeated numerous apex predators to survive and one even adapted to us and is considered "man's best friend" to this day. Xenos: These humans are too dangerous! We must do something to stop them! Smart xenos: Wait one apex predator survived them by becoming their friend? We must do exactly that at once!
@neuralmute Жыл бұрын
Great strategy! Especially if the humans act friendly, everyone will want to be friends with the most dangerous species in the galaxy.
@ianharrison5758 Жыл бұрын
We must weaponize the homie status at once
@tno895 Жыл бұрын
"Here's the engineering room, this is Xrrvcxr, call him Zirv. No, we didn't ask him to wear that collar. Now, he likes to be helpful, he knows everything our computers do and then some, and their race lives for like half a century. No, we don't make him submissive like that. We've finally been able to convince him to sit at the table and eat with us, just don't ask him questions while eating he might choke trying to answer you. No, he's just normally that eager. Hey man, he wants to be the ship's 'dog' and we just go along with it. Fine, ask him your damn self, just get ready in case he jumps on you."
@lordblazer Жыл бұрын
shit wait til we tell them about house cats.
@TheJasonBorn Жыл бұрын
Yup, like seriously, to survive adapt to us should be the lesson exactly.
@zuzax1656 Жыл бұрын
Ok, we definitely need some follow ups to this one.
@Warutteri Жыл бұрын
Yes, desperately!
@tonycrayford3893 Жыл бұрын
Came to here to say exactly this.
@windbeneathmywings4884 Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@yappingdog2759 Жыл бұрын
Most certainly.
@jakeand9020 Жыл бұрын
Next chapter: "The extinction of the Cavahr people"
@TheGreatSeraphim Жыл бұрын
Plants: *Evolve to avoid be eaten* Humans: Can't start the day without my daily dose of poison.
@trashpanda71957 ай бұрын
Literally Coffee being a neurotoxin *sip*
@Doggo2265 ай бұрын
@@trashpanda7195 Don't forget about capsaicin!
@R_Rottluff4 ай бұрын
@@Doggo226 Pepper is needed for the eggs
@medicentio Жыл бұрын
"Among the 200 Apex predators, we have the felines, some of which we keep in our homes as companions, and dress up for our entertainment. Aren't these felines adorable?"
@gameygeemer4142 Жыл бұрын
Outside of big cats, most cats actually aren't Apex predators, being prey to animals like hawks and bigger dogs.
@medicentio Жыл бұрын
@@gameygeemer4142 Your social agenda must be full of gatherings and events.
@Takisan111 Жыл бұрын
@@gameygeemer4142 You've never seen a house cat hunt before have you?
@palmerharrison7660 Жыл бұрын
@@Takisan111 Or the number of regions that their introduction, well...completely destroyed the ecology of. Oops.
@gameygeemer4142 Жыл бұрын
@@Takisan111 An apex predator is defined as a predator at the top of a food chain that is not preyed upon by any other animal Big Cats (and particularly large Felinae) are Apex predators, but house cats, while prodigious predators, are still prey for other animals. Like Coyotes, medium sized birds of prey, big snakes, and just anything that can take 10 pounds of aggression and eats meat.
@alexisgrunden1556 Жыл бұрын
The fact that our flora varies so wildly from region to region means that what one territory and people learned to use as medicines and what to avoid often means next to nothing in a neighboring territory. But even so, the trade of knowledge was even more valuable than that of goods.
@Allantitan Жыл бұрын
Especially if trying to make Allie’s with the neighboring territory. Definitely don’t want their leader to die just cause they ate something that you knew was deadly
@imjang24307 ай бұрын
I smell some underhanded ploy against this alliance
@FirstIsa5 ай бұрын
Worse we have some pretty nasty plants that can easily be poison or medicine. My favorite example is a pretty little ground cover flower; Bloodroot is a key ingredient for a lot of creamed and skin cleansers when processed properly (and usually the active compounds are diluted as hell), but if you even TOUCH the sap from the roots, the stem, even the petals: they cause rapid necrosis. As in if your wandering through the Canadian wilderness and step on one your fingers will rot after you touch the residue to take your shoe off- and by the time you get to the hospital your going to have gaping holes in your hand.
@imjang24305 ай бұрын
@@FirstIsa damn, which part of Canada is that? I've never heard of it over here
@BurakkuHishou10 ай бұрын
Calahr: We declare war on the humans as their dominance cannot continue! Kenneth: Oh goodie! You even brought party games!
@theexchipmunk Жыл бұрын
"No other race ever thought of converting units." How did they ever reach space while obviously eating crayons and thinking that clobbering heavy things on their heads is swell fun?
@mlmii1933 Жыл бұрын
Converting units for the ease of use by other races; by the time they were at thus meeting they were either already space fairing or "uplifted" and therefore using thier benefactor's preferred units.
@johnmclain250 Жыл бұрын
Really big catapults and redbull.
@carlfranz6805 Жыл бұрын
Um... What's your point? 🤪
@alexandrecharles594110 ай бұрын
As it could be impliedin the end, this is not the milky way. Thus the more experience about dealing with foreign units. Or just the us vs the world vs china
@joshuazurkon82310 ай бұрын
Hey, Marines are one of the most creative demographics of people on the planet. "If Musk wants to be the first to Mars, he just needs to tell the Marine Corps that there's bad guys to kill up there. They'll be there by next week. Heck, they'll walk there if they have to." -Paraphrased and cleaned up from the original quote made by The Fat Electrician
@TheCrystonian Жыл бұрын
If Earth is normally a class 7 hellworld. I wonder what an apocalyptic earth would be categorized as
@sakisen10 ай бұрын
This categorization is for the average of our home planet. Let me tell you about a place named Australia...
@heruiksanudin894210 ай бұрын
@@sakisenplease not place where Satan keep his pet
@joshuazurkon82310 ай бұрын
And then there are the distortions of the laws of physics popping up every once in a while that no one knows about.
@kurookumura7749 ай бұрын
@@joshuazurkon823 the WHATS?
@Necrobadger6 ай бұрын
@@kurookumura774 Yes there's a place called "Ohio" where it will sometimes snow on a clear 64 degree sunny day, and rain into the negatives.
@douglasmcneil8413 Жыл бұрын
Please don't attack us. You won't like it if you attack us. We weren't raised to start a fight. But we were raised to finish one.
@derekstein6193 Жыл бұрын
Some people just wake up some days and simply choose violence. Sometimes, those people unwittingly choose violence with those more violent. Sucks to be those people.
@theapexsurvivor953810 ай бұрын
Not even more violent, just far more skilled at using their big stick, and far more interested in their moonlit evening walks remaining quiet.
@willdavis3802Ай бұрын
They're going to touch the boats, then see the sun rise repeatedly.
@InternetGravedigger Жыл бұрын
The Cavahr have no idea what they're getting themselves into...
@attilaabonyi8879 Жыл бұрын
Poor bastards
@ScornedOne1080 Жыл бұрын
"Welcome to Earth . . . if you can survive it, then you deserve to defeat us. Here's the list of super predators and super herbivores that will most likely kill you as look at you. And on list 2 you'll find the thousands of poisonous and venomous mussels, fish, insect, arachnid, bird, and reptile species."
@Netherdan Жыл бұрын
@@ScornedOne1080 deserve a chance to try, at least. We've been trying it ourselves for some millenia
@Zael_Moonblade Жыл бұрын
@ScornedOne1080 You forgot to list the Continents by deadliness!
@ScornedOne1080 Жыл бұрын
@@Zael_Moonblade shhhh, dont ruin the surprise. Lol 🤣😂
@christianhennebold8274 Жыл бұрын
this needs a part 2^^
@bloodcult5262 Жыл бұрын
I concur
@Allantitan Жыл бұрын
Definitely! A part of me wants see one of the races to f around and find out 😂
@proudamerican1837 ай бұрын
Is there even a second part to this?
@EmeraldRoseDragon4 ай бұрын
@@proudamerican183 there is but its a Reddit post
@mikkelnpetersen9 ай бұрын
"Your homeworld is hell? How do you survive something like that" "By beating the devil" *Smiles with a maniac grin*
@ravenouself41812 ай бұрын
He pays us rent now!
@vladyvhv9579Ай бұрын
Plus, look at this nifty golden fiddle he gave us.
@weroleoify Жыл бұрын
Amazing, I need part 2. Footnote, the only other animal that can sweat apart from humans are horses but they are way less effective at it
@alexiusangelfire Жыл бұрын
Cats and dogs can seat from their paws but only a little. To my knowledge all other apes and monkeys can sweat, horses and hippos as well.
@TheKorath1 Жыл бұрын
@@alexiusangelfire they also sweat from their breathing as well.
@Allantitan Жыл бұрын
@@alexiusangelfireso what your saying is that we evolved to be better sweaters? (And yes I realized after typing it what it looks like I said 😂)
@Taistelukalkkuna11 ай бұрын
@@Allantitan Yes, millions of years of knitting.
@stevenweaver3386 Жыл бұрын
According to the accepted primate timeline, monkeys split off something like 30 million years ago, gorillas about 6-7 million years. The human/chimp split was between 4 to 6 million years ago.
@ph8blades Жыл бұрын
I know right, when he said monkeys I started twitching 😊
@merlinathrawes74611 ай бұрын
Remember, it's fiction.
@merlinathrawes74611 ай бұрын
Also, stop and think. What is the definition of a galactic year? The time it takes the galaxy to make one full rotation. I know that number is known, but would have to look up what it is. I suspect it makes the numbers a little more real.
@vicenteabalosdominguez525710 ай бұрын
Also, we started developing our lithic technology since the times of Homo Habilis. It really annoyed me when he got the part of "our ancestors did nothing but chase their prey for 2 million years and only started doing shit 300.000 years ago".
@stevenweaver338610 ай бұрын
@merlinathrawes746 it takes about 250 million years for our galaxy to make one rotation.
@wooscurtainbangs8497 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes I find myself being in the same shoes of the people in the stories... I saw the silent war and I was like "They.. want war? They really think they could defeat us? I got the power of God and Anime on my side-"
@vladyvhv9579Ай бұрын
God doesn't like anime. He's into Road Runner cartoons.
@artyd42 Жыл бұрын
"This galaxy" meaning it's NOT the first one...
@ryankaiser2702 Жыл бұрын
Then? Extra-galactic travel?
@ArchonSG1 Жыл бұрын
Good catch. Which meant they have already screwed up the milky way, probably via mass "Exterminatus". This story definitely needs more parts.
@error-4057 Жыл бұрын
@@ArchonSG1Oh I hope not. Poor little Aliens being Exterminated by Huge Bulging Mountains of Man glad in near indestructible Armour with Boltguns. All while singing "Purging with my kin"
@chrisrodriguez2950 Жыл бұрын
Oh crap! Nice catch there didn't even occur to me.
@johnnymellon7414 Жыл бұрын
Both, the Cavahar and the Human in the story use the term "this galaxy" ("...we have ruled this galaxy.."; "..hope we don't screw this galaxy too much..) Either both have holdings in two or more galaxies, or it's just a figure of speech by the author
@usernamealreadytaken9330 Жыл бұрын
Good thing Kenneth didn't mention that during 2.3 million years our ancestors survived a few major extinction, while competing with other sapient species and they persevered. Also those Cavahr gonna fuck around and found out.
@panan7777 Жыл бұрын
He forgot ICE AGES... half of the planet iced over.
@_AcatHat6 ай бұрын
@@panan7777yes we are technically still in an ice age( defined as ice on the poles) . So this "global warming " is just the normal cycle. Now the exact middle of an ice age or noniceage really suck❤
@vladyvhv9579Ай бұрын
Just wait till the aliens learn that one of the predators we survived was hyenas...
@johnlaird6541 Жыл бұрын
Technical with 12000 year pole flip moves it to a class 10 hell would ...😮
@bencoad8492 Жыл бұрын
with a pestky micro nova on top of that :/
@Jin_Kai11 ай бұрын
@bencoad8492 Don't forget the Carrington Events that can knock civiliation into the stone age. Happens with a 28% Chance every 150 years and has a 0.4% every year.
@SH-qs7ee11 ай бұрын
And because humanity decided that wasn't exciting enough, they added other delightful features; such as poisonous smog, acid rain, and global warming.
@DestroyTeamAvolition10 ай бұрын
@@SH-qs7ee And don't forget Nuclear war, AI catastrophe, Grey goo, LHC singularity, man made global pandemic... etc..
@robertstoneking7916 Жыл бұрын
We turned multiple apex predators into house pets. I wonder how having a language to start with will affect the domestication of the Cavahr. May the algorithm shine it's everlasting light on this thread.
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
oh frak....we have a new planetary classification i hope he gets to finish his presentation maybe the cavahr in the meeting will try to change the high-father's mind thanks for the story and narration
@Iluvantir Жыл бұрын
"... and most of our herbivore species can either kill in defence, or seriously mess up your day. For example, the humble cow. They run in herds, are nearly three times our mass on average, and when threatened, if they cannot run AWAY, will instead stampede over you, crushing you to death... "We keep them, think they are goofy looking, and mostly use them for milk, meat, leather... or just to give nose pets too."
@panan7777 Жыл бұрын
Piss off an Elephant, Rhino or Hippo and suddenly your life will become very "interesting".
@theapexsurvivor953810 ай бұрын
The humble wombat: is basically a large rock made of muscle and fat, and can run faster than our world record sprinter, and for twice the distance. Is known to chase those it perceives as threats to its young. Also known to crush your skull against the wall of its burrows if you try to crawl in...
@vladyvhv9579Ай бұрын
Or to ride for shits and giggles.
@bim7355 Жыл бұрын
I hope this has a part 2
@nomohakon6257 Жыл бұрын
"And now on the topic of our intraplanetary disagreements."
@tremedar6 ай бұрын
Yeah, get through that topic and the Cavahr might think twice about a war.
@MidnightSmoke Жыл бұрын
Hell World, hell yes.... Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
@ckl9390 Жыл бұрын
There's the question of if the time standard used to measure development time is from basic organisms or the nearest common ancestor with our nearest relatives. If we count from basic organisms, then it took us much longer to reach spaceflight, with several mass extinctions along the way.
@KlavierMenn10 ай бұрын
Human Ambassador: So, to speak of humans we must go waaaaay back. Far back enough that we pass through several mass extinctions and- Xeno ambassador: *Punching the question buton like it owes him money* I-Iam very sorry, but _several _*_mass_*_ extinctions?_ Human: why yes! *murderous grin* we had one that was so bad that *WE* humasn call it *GREAT DYING!* 97% of all life got wiped on that one!
@theapexsurvivor953810 ай бұрын
@@KlavierMenn Human: But that's getting ahead of ourselves. We have classified as many as 20 distinct extinction events, however most are fairly uninteresting. As such I shall simply list the "Big Five", a title which I imagine is fairly self explanatory, though if needed I can explain it? *Crickets save for two representatives trying to resuscitate a third who suffered a heart failure* Human: Excellent. So first we have the fairly ambiguous O-S Extinction, which occurred roughly 445 million years ago. We're still doing researching whether this was a result of global warming or cooling, however we are confident that the root cause was large amounts of volcanic activity and a lack of atmospheric oxygen. Over 87% of species went extinct, with most others suffering heavy losses. *Hyperventilating noises from one of the representatives* The second was technically several more minor extinction events back to back, called the Late Devonian extinctions, dating to between 372 and 359 million Earth years ago, the largest two of which killed at least 70% of all species. Causes unknown but almost exclusively targeted marine life. Number three is the P-T extinction event, or the Great Dying, dated to ~252 million years ago. I've already explained the mortality rate on this one, so we'll skip right to the cause. Again, this one's a bit contested, but it's believed to be the result of volcanic activity flooding the atmosphere with sulphur dioxide and carbon dioxide, resulting in the air becoming suffocating, the seas acidifying, and the temperature rapidly cooling then heating up, with a temporary destruction of our upper atmosphere leading to the world being bathed in elevated levels of ionizing radiation. *Vomiting from representatives* The next is the Tr-J extinction from 201 million years ago. The casualties on this one were fairly low at 70-75% of species going extinct. This was another one that was most likely caused by volcanic activity releasing larger amounts of toxic gases and rendering the planet barely habitable. And finally the K-Pg extinction of 66 million years ago. This is the one which we've studied the most. Now, don't worry if you're starting to get bored, while there is some indication of extreme volcanism during this period, it wouldn't have been sufficient to classify as one of the Big Five on its own if it was just that. No, what earnt it its place and 75% species mortality rate, was the impacting of a 10-15km wide asteroid with the planet surface, which vaporised a 180km diameter region of surface rock leaving a ring of rock dragged out of our planet's mantle by the force of impact, rapidly creating an impact winter, a period in which the sun is partially or fully obstructed by clouds of debris for several years, which resulted in most plants dying off, with oceans acidifying as the debris filled them. This is also the one which replaced the all the previous dominant clade with the one which we descended from...
@ckl939010 ай бұрын
@@KlavierMenn -Terran Military Attache also present, interjects: I would recommend that the Honourable [Xeno] Ambassador looks into the nomenclature conventions of our fleet flagships. I'm particularly partial to the T.E.F. Chicxulub. (Terran Expeditionary Forces)
@sovietpowersupereme6231 Жыл бұрын
Aliens landing on earth Welcome to the jungle starts playing in the backgounrd
@vladyvhv9579Ай бұрын
Or, if they land in Appalachia, Dueling Banjos...
@scotthinger6397 Жыл бұрын
I really hope there will be more to this story.
@Jasmin-lg3gf Жыл бұрын
Quick math: 9.81m/s² / 2.334 = 4.2m/s² Mars: 3.69m/s² Humans can survive in 1.5G environment, which sets the estimated average at > 2.8m/s². Moon: 1.62m/s²
@JosephKano Жыл бұрын
The numbers swirl man they swirl!
@daavocadoguy5733 Жыл бұрын
I Like Your Funny Words, Magic Man
@WingManFang1 Жыл бұрын
A1 steak sauce has been put to shame. We need more of this stat! 😂 This was perfect.
@TechnoMageB5 Жыл бұрын
Oh no no no - we need a follow up story about the Cavahr-Human war! Don't end on such a cliffhanger!
@BattleshipOrion10 ай бұрын
You're the voice that makes the time between clocking in, and clocking out fly by. I appreciate your content, and wanted to say thank you.
@bradwolf07 Жыл бұрын
I thought Earth was a Class 12 Death World. Eh, must be a different classification system
@snakesnoteyes3 ай бұрын
Holy shit, a person doing a dramatic reading. If the channel was just this, I’d sub.
@oscarfontana43 ай бұрын
I have encountered another narration of this story. Yours is much better. Thank you.
@Wastelandman7000 Жыл бұрын
Oh a premptive war on hellworlders. Oh I'm sure that will end well for you. Come on down boy, we still have 200 apex predators to share with you BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
@robinchwan Жыл бұрын
left out the entire bloody history of the humans did ya, i see what you did there! saving the best for last
@vladyvhv9579Ай бұрын
Yeah. He just didn't get that far yet...
@rainynight02 Жыл бұрын
I like the concept of the story, though it has a few things wrong. We are great apes and as such are most recently separated from chimpanzees, which are also great apes, not monkeys. Though it is, as I understand it, that great apes originated as monkeys. Secondly, we are not the only animals that sweat, various animals do. One example I know off the top of my head is horses. Though we absolutely did evolve to essentially run our prey to death. If I remember correctly, only one other species can do something like that. Or am I thinking we can run ourselves to death? That might be it. I believe horses and humans alone are capable of running until we simply die from the exhalation. Every other animals body will effectively shut down and force them to rest, which is how many predators get them. I do like the overall concept and story though!
@theapexsurvivor953810 ай бұрын
We're the only true pursuit predators, running prey to exhaustion and subsequently death, though wolves are capable of doing a similarly effective job if seriously pushed to it (wolves will die of exhaustion before a human will, but usually out last most of their prey. Humans only die of starvation or hunger, not simply running for too long [because sweat])
@CT-10357 ай бұрын
Glad to see Kenneth has done well for himself and Rocktopia Rimmy
@jeanannd Жыл бұрын
LOL, if having dogs (evolved from wolf apex predators), wasn't enough for them, he should mention the predator cats, that chose to live with humans and we were happy to have them. So both domesticated wolves and still somewhat wild cats live with humans. Let's not even get started on people with pet snakes, alligators, spiders, etc.,
@randolphphillips3104 Жыл бұрын
Not how evolution works, and we haven't stopped evolving. Good story, though.
@IbocC64 Жыл бұрын
I take it that in this story horses, monkeys, apes, and hippos are all extinct? Since they also sweat. Seems a strange omission.
@LadyTakanashi Жыл бұрын
Given the writer listed human ancestry as monkeys and not arboreal apes, i believe it's a omission by ignorance of the writer. He seems to not be as versed in the subject he chose to involve with this peace than the average science fiction writer.
@Marcus_Postma Жыл бұрын
He was corrected on these factors on reddit.
@PoldaranOfDalaran Жыл бұрын
If you were reading along with the text, he said "almost" the only species, iirc. I think that word got missed in the narration.
@greyclydesdale11 ай бұрын
this is hilarious and needs to continue, the come uppance will be aweasome!
@Hellsong89 Жыл бұрын
10:50 Not only be invented multiple of times, but each attempt could be approached from different angle and method creating new innovations, despite doubtful stating it never will work. Also prepping for while introductions... Cavahr will be shocked that human are always ready for unexpected, have intel on fleet movements and have prepped for war years in advance.
@sovietpowersupereme6231 Жыл бұрын
I dunno why but this is EXACTLY what i pictured when I heard his voice for the first time.
@LewpyDrewpy714 Жыл бұрын
Last statement was perfect. Wait till this galaxy of Xenos hears this the 714th galaxy humans have colonized. Lol
@arsenicintheshell9955 Жыл бұрын
Nooooo this was soooo goood, there's gotta be a little more :
@christinepearson5788 Жыл бұрын
I hope there is a part 2 or follow up to this one
@shiroshini10 ай бұрын
Dude, I just realized that you remind me of an Ancient, from the series Stargate!
@Gr3nadgr3gory10 ай бұрын
Id like to imagine the aliens first landed in Australia in this world.
@vladyvhv9579Ай бұрын
And they get to see one of the species we de-extinctictified.
@schnebot Жыл бұрын
short stories like this really pull me in, shame theres no continuation to it though
@carldooley9344 Жыл бұрын
That last line likely means that this is another universe where the humans made contact with aliens in another galaxy. Meaning that we're extragalactic.
@giin97 Жыл бұрын
Simple, common turn of phrase. No reason to complicate things with multiple universes and seperate galaxies.
@malusvalusai2033 Жыл бұрын
That’s not what I would have guessed you look like; but, it fits and I dig it
@bc64100 Жыл бұрын
human are the perfect union of the predator, xenomorph, and terminators just in a human body
@hainleysimpson1507 Жыл бұрын
And far slower than any of them.
@michaelihnen4384 Жыл бұрын
Ah, the power creep strikes the R/HFY. Death world already implies that attempting to live there is expected to fail. Having an additional classification that is not simply uninhabitable is just silly. Additionally I would think that hell being a place of torment rather than unlivable, would actually be considered a more forgiving place than a death world. one wants to hurt you, the other wants to kill you. Well that's my thoughts on it anyways,. May the most angry of rodents be blessed by the rhythm that is algo.
@wasa1207 Жыл бұрын
Because the first thing you want to tell everyone is how deadly your upbringing was.
@victortahlor4038 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the reading
@joesphcrouch4384 Жыл бұрын
You look exactly how I thought you would, distinguished yet approachable.
@mynameismud1776 Жыл бұрын
You are a legend among narrarators
@jsl151850b Жыл бұрын
*THANKS!* Although I wanted to hear about the dogs.
@CALCIUMDOMINATOR10 ай бұрын
Didn't even wait for the reson why we progressed so quickly.
@nathandc10 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Beard, and for the Narrator!!
@DataStorm18 ай бұрын
If the Earth has a LONGER rotation period vs the Cavahr's homeworld, then 2.6 million earth years would be MORE than 2.6 million Cavahr's years.. Not less like noted in the story with 1.8 million years @13:40.
@Unknown.NotRegistered Жыл бұрын
So... which galaxy is this? When are we telling them we've got a few colonized already in this story?
@CosmicFishFaced Жыл бұрын
Nice, a viking telling stories. Love it.
@teni2898 Жыл бұрын
Humans Don't make good familiars book 2 is complete, please can you continue with it
@TheRandyWanker Жыл бұрын
"I hope we don't screw this galaxy too much". A typical human. lol
@SH-qs7ee Жыл бұрын
200 Apex predators... Wait until they learn that the apex predators are, relatively speaking, quite safe. It's the tiny micro-organisms that have killed the greatest number, followed in second place for the biggest killer of humans; other humans.
@panan7777 Жыл бұрын
for the biggest killer of humans; other humans. Practice makes perfect...
@SH-qs7ee Жыл бұрын
@@panan7777 The number of humans killed by other humans would be a fraction of the number of humans killed by disease;
@vladyvhv9579Ай бұрын
And that our adorable housecats are more psychotic than we are.
@owenthompson4071 Жыл бұрын
Superb story!
@oldbutnotdead1 Жыл бұрын
Now I know this is fan fiction, but holy cow the author gets so much of the science wrong it's painful.
@calumbutter6124 Жыл бұрын
I know, right?
@darnelljohnson5313 Жыл бұрын
Take it with a grain of salt. Pluto still orbits the sun.
@TrueFork Жыл бұрын
no point telling xenos the truth is there
@LadyTakanashi Жыл бұрын
Theres a line between fanfiction and science fiction. He isnt parodying a prexisting hes making his own, but the crude and lack of science and technical understanding and terms leaves much to be desired. Id suspect the writer is relatively young, early twenties given that schooling now lacks what it did 10-15 years ago.
@vsmash2 Жыл бұрын
welcome to amateur pulp writing. its fun, but you have to squint a little.
@intetx Жыл бұрын
Would it not be having a shorter rotational period? If it takes earth longer to go around the sun then the aliens world, what we would call a year would be more, not less years from the perspective of these aliens.
@RainbowGod6667 ай бұрын
(Points excitedly at thumbnail) ITALIA :DDD
@Taistelukalkkuna11 ай бұрын
Goodbye Cavahr. Nice knowing you.
@lumberluc11 ай бұрын
Garden World, Peaceful World, Neutral World, Death World, and Hell World. That fits, since Earth was a Garden World till Humanity super launched it into a Hell World. How? That's a story connected to the Great Deluge. "I hope we don't screw this galaxy too much". That's an understatement. If any of us that read WH40K books, we know how to screw everything up. Also, Class 7 Hellworld? Yep, it fits. Because "Peace was never an option".
@user-zy9vm4tc6m4 ай бұрын
Love it
@wadefuller970311 ай бұрын
I so need part 2
@Terminator1732 Жыл бұрын
That was quite the short story
@KroMagnum4 Жыл бұрын
Hello I'm Human Kenneth and I would like to talk to you about your Home World service warranty. "Shrieks!!!!!"
@midgetydeath10 ай бұрын
Cavahr: Attacks humanity The rest of the galaxy: Declares war on the Cavahr. Cavahr: "What! Why?" Galaxy: "The fuck do you mean 'why'!?"
@Remoniq8 ай бұрын
After allt that, the human said: "Now let's talk about our plants, we will begin with Dendrocnide moroides."
@juandp3862 Жыл бұрын
PURGE THE XENOS
@scp-001thescarletking Жыл бұрын
FOR THE EMPEROR
@callisto1556 Жыл бұрын
Good one
@KwaterbugBUTCHER Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice!
@markojotic4 ай бұрын
14:00 I think the Earth year has to be sorter.
@TrashedRedPanda Жыл бұрын
Yo thank you for the laugh at the end. I know the elated species was did but I'm all reality it could be cats just because they choose to become "domesticated"
@seamusfinnegan1164 Жыл бұрын
"I hope we dont screw this galaxy too much" THIS galaxy? oh boy extra galactic humans no wonder they are from far away XD
@blendpinexus1416 Жыл бұрын
"i hope we don't screw this galaxy up too much" we need more
@CatFish21sm10 ай бұрын
Here's my crackpot theory. The entirety of the Egghead arch has been themed around the pursuit of technology. Not future tech, but past tech. We know that devil fruits can be replicated, and that their are only one of each except the ones that have been replicated. We also know that there are different levels of fruits, with the highest being deity. It doesn't make sense to me that the elder stars ate devil fruits. Their entire thing is "We're better than you" why would they eat devil fruits like everyone else. The trash fruits that the others eat. Also we've never seen something like a magical circle before in one piece. Its been established, or so Oda left us to believe, that magic just isn't a thing in the world of one piece. So why do we see magic, and why in an arch devoted to technology? Isn't that contradictory? Unless you consider the old saying "Any sufficiently advance technology is indistinguishable from magic." We know that all of Vegapunks creations have been inferior coppies of things that existed long before. So taking this into consideration I'm thinking one of two things, either the power that the elder stars have is not a devil fruit at all, but something that the ancient civilization tried to replicate with devil fruits. OR all other devil fruits were just experiments that led up to the real devil fruits. The Yokai fruits. I'm thinking these aren't actual devil fruits as we know them, but a whole other classification, a whole other power level. I don't even think that they were fruits at all. I'm thinking that the closest thing to their type of power is the nika nika fruit. Perhaps they don't fall under any of the three classifications, (Logia, paramecia, zoan, but are a fourth classification, devil) They are the devil devil fruits model x. And Emu perhaps has the devil devil fruit model Satan. Caws you know, throwing arround the word satan was super popular when one piece started to be published. It was basically the name of the demon king in like every single manga and anime around. It just seems like the kinda thing Oda might do, a silly twist at the end of a super serious matter. Then again I do have a tendancy to drastically over think things. But I do think there is a reason that they didn't call it a devil fruit, and that he came out of the grownd as if he was a demon being summoned from hell instead of a normal transformation.
@scottclark3761 Жыл бұрын
Those poor Cavahr...... They never knew what hit them.
@turbopokey Жыл бұрын
HumanKenneth; "Oh, and just wait till you hear how much we LOVE war...!"😈
@icanfly7038 Жыл бұрын
All we're saying is GIVE WAR A CHANCE!
@williamlittle3325 Жыл бұрын
Series: First Contact is up to ch 978.
@einyv9 ай бұрын
Talk about ending on a cliff hanger.
@Fish-ub3wn Жыл бұрын
damnn You look just like i envisioned You.. HI Agro Squirrel ^^ nice to see You at last
@Motofanable Жыл бұрын
🖖
@verilyheld Жыл бұрын
Apes, not monkeys. We are Great Apes, with gorillas our cousins.
@KomboEzaliTe Жыл бұрын
If the aliens have any intelligence they'll blast every blue helmet they see, before they have a chance to assault their young.
@klappstock943 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm the story and the voice 🎉
@LegendStormcrow Жыл бұрын
They didn't even learn the worst part. Human technology evolves exponentially during war.
@panan7777 Жыл бұрын
Is this the reason we have so many ?? What if the most races never had wars between themselves??? I think it was mentioned in another story.
@georgecottell66164 ай бұрын
I would think a Diplomat would know enough to say "Ape" and not "Monkey".
@vladyvhv9579Ай бұрын
Eh. I asked a biologist what the difference was once, and they said that apes are just monkeys without tails.
@NightmareForge11 ай бұрын
No other animal.... a horse snorts indignantly back on earth....
@juliane.mfarias9285 Жыл бұрын
C'mon Cavahr...give us a reason to start the Great Crusade.....! Kenneth meanwhile is proud of being human while at the same time knowing full well we are gonna screw this in some way