Clean code is code written on a dustless monitor, on top of a well-ordered desk, inside a room full of natural lighting, by a programmer who has bathed at least once in the last 2 days.

The singletons joke was funny! 😂

The cleanest code is code that doesn't exist :)

How to write lonely code ... Probably by creating singletons ... I laughed so hard and realized how lonely I am

This is so accurate, it makes you hold and think for a minute

"Green code" is actually sort of a thing! I'm following a course called "green computing" and one of the topics it covers is "green software engineering"... Lots of green stuff!

Clean code is my code and dirty code is other people's code, duh

Had a solid laugh, man. Thank you. I needed this today.. 🤣

He’s a philosopher now

Stingy code is great, I think we should all strive for stingy code.

Now I need to know more about Gruesome Programming

That is so well put

your thinking process is interesting ✨

What you said regarding enterprise, also applies to the startups. No one actually cares about the quality and the actual product.

Stingy code has changed my life

Love this guy 😂

He's right it is kinda arbitrary. If you can make an argument for it then, no one can tell you it's not clean. People just choose to follow what is popular.

CLEAN code - means code that is written with clean hands, body and input controllers. So if you don't clean your keyboard for a month (like I do 🤣), than your code is probably dirty and has "bugs" 🧐

A lot of concepts are quite random. Things like "quality control", "management" are very random as well, but if the team believes in them, the performance increases. This has been proven. It's like a religion.

what ppl generally understand as "clean" code is mostly just gang of four design patterns

Clean code is code that isn't dirty.

I believe "clean code" is a shorthand for the "clean architecture" concept that was coined by Bob Matrin

Ummm… if clean code are not a clear definition, then bad code is in the same category?

The cleanest code is obviously the encrypted message written on a bar of soap.

what it looks like when you can't generalize

the company owns the code, it was never clean to begin with. this jargon is so godamn stupid love u tsoding

Your code does everything as it should however it is bad because it doesn't use the sirpinski pattern

If you have 10+ years of commercial experience like Tsoding has, you just feel what is good (clean) code. And also we have code-reviews and pair-programming to avoid author-blindness and to avoid programming in the "flow state of mind".

Clean code is using spaces not tabs for indentation. FACT!

i am in desperate need of learning how to write disillusioned code

finally I have a video to send every time someone mentions "cLeAn cOdE"

1:58 "Ambitious code" is actually "Ambiguous code" How fitting! :D

Why does clean Code need a strict definition? You can't tell me that this code: b = a.sort(x => x.y) is as meaningful as this: sortedUsers = users.sort(user => user.name) Just because there are not strict rules of naming variables for example. It is still better to let the code speak for itself. Clean code is not about writing perfect code that everyone understands, but making the code as good as possible for your colleagues and your own good. It is undeniable that there are at least certain guidelines when writing code that make it more clean, but instead of giving a helpful answer you just acted like it is impossible to even improve your code readability.

Have you already prepared moronic jokes with random adjectives for your future commander?

I get the snark, but I would add something like "Clean is a very subjective term at the end", otherwise it feels like You were talking to a selected few that are in on the joke.

If you work not alone, but in a team, you are forced to play this game and follow the rules, otherwise the entire code of the project will gradually turn into a piece of crap 💩

Really 'clean' code is sorta abstractive thingy So we prefer to write shitty code

Keep it simple and concise Use descriptive and meaningful names for variables, functions, and classes Write code that is easy to read and understand Avoid duplication and redundancy Keep functions and classes small and focused on a single task Use comments sparingly, and only when necessary Write tests to ensure that your code works as expected Refactor code regularly to improve its quality and maintainability Follow consistent coding conventions and styles

You clearly know what clean code is. You are just stubborn to your viewers because you don’t want to explain it 😢😢

какая-то лишняя ирония, думаю автор понял что он имел под clean code

Readable and maintainable, it's really not that complex

😂😂😂😂

cringe code

Embarrassingly parallel

clean code is not real

clean code is a term crappy programmers use to feel good about themselves. Think about it. If they were writing the best performing code they would be bragging about that aspect. They aren't writing safe code or that would be the bragging point. They aren't writing code that is minimal required to do the job. You have lot and lots of jobs that require different characteristics, such as size, performance, stability and security. But their only bragging point is it looks nice and is readable. I guess that's good in a way because the company will need to hire someone to make it all the rest of the stuff I just mentioned. Actually your code will just get scrapped and they will write code that works and does what it should. Or they too will be replaced. Maybe, you should stop worrying about the next person's ability to read it and make sure that you aren't getting replaced.

You could've worded this in a much less condescending and combative way, man. I get that you were mocking buzz words that you hear in the soft dev world focusing on corporate / marketing talk and not actually mocking the poor dude asking the question, but sheesh it really sounded like you were.