Clerk VS The Red Mist

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2 жыл бұрын

Praise be Alpha2
Day 48 took a lot of tries before this and it works out because of her getting stuck inside the door transition too aha
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@scubbusmcnoobus3708 5 ай бұрын

"Clerk! That's The Red Mist, you will literally die if you fight her!" *"Nah, I'd win."*

@efecetin9573 19 күн бұрын

The clerk had infinity💀💀💀💀

@LoneWandererInbound Сағат бұрын

As the clerk open her simple domain "The Foul Glitch", The Red Mist shrunk back in fear, but she cannot move or teleport into another department as she already struck inside the clerk's simple domain, which nullify the movement of Red Mist and freeze her animation in place, Red Mist ask "Are you a clerk because you're strongest, or because you're strongest so you become a clerk?". The clerk then replied "Stand proud, you're ALEPH"

@danineto8188 2 жыл бұрын

According to all known laws of L corp, a clerk shouldn't be able to kill anything. It's 17 or so HP and tiny gun shouldn't allow it to do anything major. The clerk, of course, does it anyways. Because clerks don't care what the manager thinks is possible.

@28JFJ 2 жыл бұрын

and Clerks can turn into bees too, it's perfect~

@cgaminganims7046 2 жыл бұрын

The clerks like jazz.

@DimensionalMola 2 жыл бұрын

Ya like enkephalin?

@Herib104 2 жыл бұрын

Enkephalin is basically meth of lob corp

@unowncommenter9581 Жыл бұрын

The only exception to this rule, aside from Red Mist, is Forsaken Murderer.

@imaduckmoo5880 2 жыл бұрын

Forget a promotion; that clerk should be a color. Holy shit, what a hero.

@shiguriyamamo6730 2 жыл бұрын

The turquoise Alpha

@skell6134 Жыл бұрын

@@shiguriyamamo6730 he downed a damn Red mist With a tiny freakin pistol Promotion is really the least thing he deserves XD

@pon9670 Жыл бұрын

Platinum motivation

@shikikankillzone4239 Жыл бұрын

@@pon9670 Bury the light deep withiiiiiiiiin

@LittleRedRidingHoodedMercenary 7 ай бұрын

@@shiguriyamamo6730, he's gonna be legend

@Empty_Master 2 жыл бұрын

That clerk was "Let me solo her"

@rulerofeverything4949 Жыл бұрын

oi, that really you ?

@crishughes9152 Жыл бұрын

U don't need another like

@neco.667 3 ай бұрын

Then he got staggered and died thx to onrush

@cooleecoolee9504 2 жыл бұрын

A ALEPH: *spawns or escape* That one clerk who is secretly a highly trained level 6 agent: It's showtime

@shiguriyamamo6730 2 жыл бұрын

They're actually a colour

@aeea3306 Жыл бұрын

Dang they must have died sometime later

@-SPECIALISTDELTA- 8 ай бұрын

level 6 is actually just level EX basically level five, but even more powerful

@kaleina_mk 2 жыл бұрын

imagine being the clerk, wandering around, wondering why the other clerks seem to be gone aside from you, and the many agents just walking around and stuff, and then you see a golden portal with the legendary red mist... stuck running a treadmill in one of the doors

@28JFJ 2 жыл бұрын

Would be quite the sight for sure haha. Most of the other Clerks are dead to keep Queen of Hatred calm and so that I don't have Mountain of Smiling Bodies escape during Ordeals and Red Mist but luckily kept Alpha2 alive because of the movement speed buff so worked out funnily enough

@angrymushroom26 2 жыл бұрын

That clerk stops the Red Mist in the door and asks her "Do you have your passport?" everything gets awkward and over the next hour of arguing about the bureaucracy, and Gerbera just loses the will to live.

@28JFJ 2 жыл бұрын

Bureaucracy another thing plaguing in the City smh, better luck next time Gebura

@void-9572 Жыл бұрын

He needed to make sure that The Red Mist would be able to survive. Sadly, The Red Mist did not have their passport.

@ATigerShark 11 ай бұрын

"You got Playstation Plus?"

@DrakoxRising 2 ай бұрын

Half Life VR mentioned

@shikikankillzone4239 2 жыл бұрын

That ain't a clerk, that's the newest color in the city: "Marine Powder"

@kucheryahinjuniour6586 2 жыл бұрын

why powder tho?

@idontknowerjostar9260 Жыл бұрын

This legend of one dull color was passed from one Clerk to another like a plague. But it was hard to believe in a hero that hides among people, that is able to avenge every stranger. His strength is like the waters of the sea that wear away the rocks. He is able to break through any armor with small but accurate shots. Many called him the weakest of the flowers, secretly fearing his power. After all, how to defeat someone to whom you cannot get even a meter away, and from whom it is impossible to escape?

@shikikankillzone4239 Жыл бұрын

@@kucheryahinjuniour6586 Powder as in gunpowder, did you see how many shots he took? _I'm surprised his wrist didn't fall off his body after the fight_

@kucheryahinjuniour6586 Жыл бұрын

@@shikikankillzone4239 this is just a G corp singularity that allowed him to not shot off his wrist

@annapotat0987 3 ай бұрын

i like how the clerk just walks off after killing her like nothing happened

@thomaspau211 3 ай бұрын

No they gotta do their job else they get fired

@A.Singularity 2 ай бұрын

@@thomaspau211mf suppresses out of control alephs as his part time job to feed himself

@mrxy201 7 ай бұрын

that clerk really just went "nah, i'd win"

@pikachobi8578 7 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing

@xinderx1039 Жыл бұрын

"That's why guns aren't used too often. They're not very effective against actually competent opponents." -Some stupid grade 9 fixer, apparently

@void-9572 Жыл бұрын

Who then used guns themselves.

@A.Singularity 5 ай бұрын

If a gun ain't working, you were pointing it at yourself.

@Frieschutz 5 ай бұрын

-said stupid grade 9 fixer uses guns with extremely expensive bullets (his extremely broke why would he do that)

@jamesmiller5277 Жыл бұрын

"Foolish clerk, you realize I could kill you with but a single pinky" "Foolish Red Mist, you activated my stand, ZA DOORUDO"

@ohboiyou Ай бұрын

(Management Report) A

@eyeunderscorezee 2 жыл бұрын

this reminds me of that time when in my playthrough a single clerk survived the entirety of the apocalypse bird event (including the breaches afterwards) it was the only clerk alive

@28JFJ 2 жыл бұрын

Oh woah that Clerk deserves the EGO gift from Apocalypse Bird too. Clerks were barely are around for me because of Queen of Hatred and keeping numbers low to avoid Mountain Of Smiling Bodies breaching during Ordeals or other events

@Cronomancer 2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to our Corp, clerk. As you have proven yourself so spectacularly, you are hereby promoted to Manager

@DimensionalMola 2 жыл бұрын

The Red Mist's thicc hips got stuck in the door!

@El_Mierda_De_Gato Жыл бұрын

DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!

@BongBongFromLobotomy 7 ай бұрын

@@El_Mierda_De_Gato*clerk shoots nerf darts*

@bonkboi5820 Жыл бұрын

Everyone’s talking about the clerk but nobody’s mentioned the ammo capacity of that gun. Dude put at least a couple thousand rounds into her and never even reloaded, those mags must be made of dark matter.

@28JFJ Жыл бұрын

Good point, big thank you to whichever Singularity is providing infinite ammo I guess aha

@jackhe760 Ай бұрын

@@28JFJprobably R corp. wonder why they don’t give the infinite mags to their Rabbits…

@DefNotANecromancer Ай бұрын

@@jackhe760 nah its L corp themselves, the rabbits say that L corp provides them with the ammo they use for suppression, so clearly they're giving those same privledges to their clerks, for some reason.

@derpien00b73 14 күн бұрын

@@DefNotANecromancer in the event you somehow miss your own cranium at point blank. Multiple times.

@shinyumbreon1774 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine in the back ground for their to be a pile of empty magazines

@Rotzka Ай бұрын

"Washed-up Grade 9 Clerk"

@ronantangaan6870 2 жыл бұрын

There should be a mod for recruiting clerks you like.

@28JFJ 2 жыл бұрын

Would be an nice mechanic or even an interesting challenge if the only agents you can recruit are based on clerks alive at the end of each day

@localsnek 2 жыл бұрын

Standing here, I realise You were just like me, trying to make history But who’s to judge the Teth from Aleph? When the Control Team’s down I think we’ll both agree This city needs energy! And in the end, it has to be this way!

@shikikankillzone4239 2 жыл бұрын

The unenlightened masses They cannot make the judgment call Give up free will forever Their voices won't be heard at all Display obedience While never stepping out of line And blindly swear allegiance Let your country control your mind Live in ignorance And purchase your happiness When blood and sweat is the real cost Thinking ceases, the truth is lost Don't you worry You'll be told exactly what to do I give my people the lives they need The righteous will succeed The fires of greed will burn the weak So we'll make freedom obsolete Making whole the fabric of society Collective consciousness controlled as you will see MIND CONTROL Let your country control your soul Let your country control your soul Let your country control your soul Let your country control your soul

@carlemiz8583 2 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@sutamitas4891 Жыл бұрын

i've carved my own E.G.O. You followed your breach But maybe we are both the same The facility has turned Soo many have died But nobody is to blame Yet staring across the barren wasted room I think a new abnormality will be born Beneath the bloodstained team Beneath the bloodstained team!

@Dj-ms5ro 11 ай бұрын

i just imagine the red mist continually slipping on a puddle of water in the doorway

@ryucruz1911 3 ай бұрын

While the clerk just stands there shooting at her

@cgaminganims7046 2 жыл бұрын

That clerk shouldve been promoted lol

@28JFJ 2 жыл бұрын

Realised that when I made this aha they deserve it. I'll put Alpha into my Library of Ruina playthrough atleast, they're a Control Clerk but probably on Gebura's floor when I unlock her

@cgaminganims7046 2 жыл бұрын

Alpha will t pose and assert dominance

@bleflar9183 2 жыл бұрын

@@28JFJ They're not gonna be there to just help Gebura at recieving guests, but also to make sure that she doesn't go rogue again. Alpha is the only one that she fears, and rightfully so.

@doneedanickname3522 2 жыл бұрын

The Reverberation Ensemble has a new member it seems…

@meatsmeetandgreetformerlyb1331 2 жыл бұрын

It's a feature, and a particularly potent one.

@28JFJ 2 жыл бұрын

Ohh, haven't had it happen to me much I think and only this time in doorways. As mentioned had Binah stuck and invincible after a phase change and one time Punishing Bird was stuck flying in one spot for a while

@meatsmeetandgreetformerlyb1331 2 жыл бұрын

I was kidding with the feature bit, but yeah wild that you just got a free pass to bulli Red Mist

@deltaphazon4688 2 жыл бұрын

The second coming of Taii Wonderlab

@wallisbudge4022 2 жыл бұрын

It's not a bug, that's actually the effect of Alpha's E.G.O weapon, the Treadmillator. Its special ability is to trap whoever it targets by freezing the last 5 seconds they experienced and then repeating this time on an endless loop, giving to outsiders the impression that they are running on a treadmill. It actually has a very tragic backstory, you see, Library of Ruina reveals that Alpha's dad was forced to walk on a treadmill for 1000 years as part of a series of experiments ran by T-corp, which naturally had awful consequences for his psyche. When the father came back home catatonic on what was supposed to be an evening like any other, his family tried to find out what was wrong with him, but before they could do anything Alpha's father muttered one word, "Treadmill", and then ran off towards the nearest wall so fast that his skull burst open upon slamming into it. Hence how Alpha's Treadmillator works, it manifests their impossible desire to set things by rewinding time whenever the weapon is shot, just like how Alpha wishes to turn back time for a second chance at saving their father. But at the same time, the fact that it works in a similar way to a treadmill represents Alpha's inner realization that no matter how many times they may set someone back with this E.G.O, it won't change the fact that they couldn't stop the run that ended their father's life, so Treadmillator's loop will keep on going until the target runs off to their death too.

@28JFJ 2 жыл бұрын

Okay woah Alpha's backstory is really detailed, I'm impressed and actually got some feels from that. If Kali can manifest her own EGO so can Alpha~ I shudder to think about what if Alpha became a Distortion instead or worse had an Abnormality extracted from them. I feel Angela would utterly despise the whole thing considering the looping ability

@wallisbudge4022 2 жыл бұрын

@@28JFJ Same, reading Alpha's flashback during the Floor of Running's realization almost made me tear up, truly a sad backstory. And it didn't happen in-game, but there's a mod on Nexus Manager that lets you fight Distorted Alpha in a reception, it's a very tricky fight though. Their boss form resets your Librarians' light to zero every turn while undoing any damage you dealt, so you need to win clashes against them using 0-cost cards to obtain a special "Treadmill" card that you can then use during Alpha's Mass Attack turn to block it and (if none of your Librarians got hit) stagger Alpha on the following turn while regaining your light. Personally, it took me a lot of tries to get the RNG right, since you need to build your decks with both 0-cost cards to earn Treadmills and more expensive cards to kill Alpha in the single turn they spend staggered (otherwise they just heal again), but it was a fun reception nonetheless.

@28JFJ 2 жыл бұрын

@@wallisbudge4022 Truly the Floor of Running was an interesting floor, who knew the City had quite the sporting and athletics culture Damn, Alpha truly became a fan favourite to get their own modded reception fight. Funnily and ironically enough if the fight goes on long enough Gebura might be a viable option, other 0 cost pages to start with but as the fight goes on her Red Mist pages become pretty formidable 0 cost pages May we hopefully get the Treadmillator as an EGO in Limbus Company too

@void-9572 Жыл бұрын

@@28JFJ this is amazing

@hasanmuttaqin464 Жыл бұрын

@@28JFJ talking about angela and how much she had loop kinda makes me wanna see her meeting subaru from re:zero, she kills indefinitely because she hate his ability only for the both of them to be trapped in neverdending hell😊

@roambuilder8825 3 ай бұрын

“THIS FUCKING DOOOOOOOOR!!!!!” Said the red mist experiencing a very slow and painful death

@lavos333 Ай бұрын

Roland: Bullets are expensive This fucking clerk: That ain't gonna stop me. *Empties 3 million mags*

@the_puzzlest 9 ай бұрын

As it turns out, Gebura did NOT infact have spotify premium.

@andreikovacs3476 Жыл бұрын

Help me Clerk-san, I am stuck in the door Clerk: [grinning ominously and about to show us why he's named Alpha]

@BongBongFromLobotomy 7 ай бұрын

*gets blasted with darts*

@lincolo-san2356 2 жыл бұрын

The most powerful clirk who was ever been existed.

@minecraftmaster1678 21 күн бұрын

Man, why can't my clerks be this brave. Mine start running in fear after seeing punishing bird

@Game-fz3el 2 жыл бұрын

Red must < Clerk Alpha

@casualrobloxplayer2893 18 күн бұрын

"Uhm, what? Ah, what? *Demonic Laughter*"

@Trellis345 2 жыл бұрын

Step Clerk I'm stuck

@BuckBlaziken Жыл бұрын

The strongest former Fixer vs a man just trying to make ends meet so he can eat every night. Who would win?

@28JFJ 11 ай бұрын

The simple will to survive can sometimes defeat the largest threats~

@victorvirgili4447 25 күн бұрын

The strongest Fixer in history vs The strongest Clerk of today

@pikachobi8578 Жыл бұрын

“DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!”

@bapbop2399 10 күн бұрын

aleph level threat: clerk: bet

@HESHRocketWarhead 5 ай бұрын

"Nah, I'd win!" -- Alpha2.

@SrakenKraken 3 ай бұрын

EPIC RAP BATTLE SILLY BILLY VS THE REEEEED MIIIIST BEGIN

@Poopenfarden 3 ай бұрын

my name is alpha 2 and I like to rap!! And OUGHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA

@agamerintheworld Ай бұрын

@@Poopenfarden "yo im the red mist and HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"

@Ontake387 5 ай бұрын

strongest sephirot vs the weakest clerk

@nutzeeber Жыл бұрын

She planted tactical oil on that doorway

@ThatOneGuy-wr8rh Жыл бұрын

X watching a single fucking clerk solo the red mist's last phase

@jacestiegler2059 Ай бұрын

Gebura just felt bad for the lil clerk

@aggresiveiceberglettuce8848 2 жыл бұрын

SOMEBODY PROMOTE THIS MAN TO AGENT

@jackychen7769 Жыл бұрын

Agent? Screw that! This man can take my freaking manager seat!

@depressoespresso8116 Жыл бұрын

@@jackychen7769 not even that He should be a damn color!

@Poopenfarden Ай бұрын

@@depressoespresso8116 dude just make him an arbiter

@MariMatsuno_ 11 ай бұрын

Clerk showing 0.01% of his power

@LoneWandererInbound 6 ай бұрын

That clerk sneak up neverending staggering pistol and think no one notice it

@Fumetsu_F.A 14 күн бұрын

Manager: "What about red mist?, would you win if you fight her?" Alpha 2: "Well, as long as i keep distance from her everything would be fine, but the portals would give me a little problem" Manager: "But would you lose?" Alpha 2: *Nah, i'd win*

@aeea3306 Жыл бұрын

So this is how wonderlab began

@MrJohnthegamerHD 2 жыл бұрын

Promote that one to Agent. What a trooper!

@WasaWasabiWasa 6 ай бұрын

Stand proud, Gebura. You're strong.

@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 Жыл бұрын

Gebura : Kills my aleph employees including apoc bird ego except 2 level 3 guys with WAW armor For someone using ego at max power and being able to almost hit everyone in the central command team your aim isn’t that great

@28JFJ Жыл бұрын

Guess Gebura was only feeling like dealing with the strongest ones first aha

@user-hm9wn1zz8s Жыл бұрын

*red mist, no damage speedrun*

@TheBrother34 Жыл бұрын

This is now my headcanon in the timeline for Project Moon LOL

@That_one_BongBong Ай бұрын

That clerk is enough to start the fourth trumpet.

@Haruu-_- 4 ай бұрын

that clerk should be the best worker lcorp ever had

@hindoto5691 7 ай бұрын

They weren’t lying that pistol really was for self defense

@FinnLibraryofRuina Ай бұрын

Breaking News: Local Clerk shoots nerf darts at The Red Mist until she loses the will to live

@hank-alt Ай бұрын

1:51 to the end: STANDING HERE, I REALIZE YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY BUT WHO'SE TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG

@blackout8043 4 ай бұрын

The redmist is just nothing there on steroids

@Goodbye_Eri 3 ай бұрын

The rabbit team is nothing compared to this clerk

@CrippledSamuel 5 күн бұрын

Who would win? A clerk with a infinite 9mm magazine gun versus a hell forged steel armor 9 foot person with the legendary aleph level twilight weapon

@Pickiest 9 ай бұрын

Ok, Alpha2 is now one of my agents, hopefully he can solo red mist for me

@28JFJ 9 ай бұрын

May Alpha2 do it once again 🙏

@Pickiest 9 ай бұрын

@@28JFJ he currently has censored's weapon and naked nest's ego suit, i'll get him aleph armor soon

@m1tl4y0tl 9 ай бұрын

@@Pickiest get him paradise lost and twilight, my guy deserves it

@notlegoguy2511 7 ай бұрын

That clerk looks happier than ever

@ATigerShark 11 ай бұрын

Ah, yes. Death by 10,000 cuts.

@Jotillit 3 ай бұрын

That agent was the chosen one

@kulkuljator 4 ай бұрын

Strongest LobCorp employee in history vs Strongest LobCorp employee of today

@SorakaOTP462 4 ай бұрын

that clerk is a keter-class SCP in disguise.

@snas_real 2 ай бұрын

People talk about how this one clerk managed to solo her, but what about the amount of bullets that magazine had

@johntory8330 2 ай бұрын

IM NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT DOOR + PISTOL

@BlisteredCrimson 29 күн бұрын

mfer laughs like argalia

@demetriajones3231 5 ай бұрын

The red clerk

@KrzysztofSobusiak Ай бұрын

Alpha2 deserves to be made into a maxed-out employee

@fanaticalfanatic3455 2 жыл бұрын

Top 10 epic anime battles, lol ez

@noglistazone 5 ай бұрын

Who would win? 50 employees controlled by a genius manager or an npc clerk who cant even fucking run from a teth class abnormality that looks scary asf and would face death itself. Yeah we know the answer. THE CLERK LETZ GOOOOOOO.

@Dark_Slayer3000 4 ай бұрын

That Clerk is Alpha2. It can handle Alephs, too. You better promote this Clerk to level 5 employee after this, lol xD

@28JFJ 4 ай бұрын

Oh it slipped my mind to make a custom Agent of Alpha2 but ended up making them a Librarian in Ruina atleast

@TERORAST Ай бұрын

клерки соло как всегда

@KiyoBlackwellEnjoyer 8 ай бұрын

Just a washed up grade 9 clerk

@dimamoroz5981 6 күн бұрын

who leted him cook?!

@NOOB4306i 10 ай бұрын

what even happened why did she just freeze

@28JFJ 10 ай бұрын

I'm not sure myself haha, the game did feel like it got more glitchy as it went on besides lagging more. I had Punishing Bird fly in place before and Binah ended up getting frozen and damage immune during her phase change as well

@Poopenfarden 3 ай бұрын

@@28JFJit was the clerk using pyschic attacks i think