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So now we know why a group of crows is called a murder

Final Results: 98 Kills, +$500000, +same day delivery package, +15 possible, +prank, +about 30 people for the trolley exploding +Erics Pride +Long Game +children

The sheer change of tone from him going insane to, “wait there’s a kill count?”

I like how someone in chat during PointCrow's villain arc said "YOU KILL STEALER" no amount of (or lack thereof) free will is gonna stop Eric's chat from being enjoyers of murder, especially murdering families of four

Fun fact, the Trolley Problem is actually created by a lack of failsafes in the brake system, meaning a lack of management on the part of the trolley line company! Meaning your choice means nothing as it's not your fault people are going to die. To expound, the trolley should have brakes. If the brakes are not pulled, or there is nobody to pull them, it's the conductor's fault. If the brakes are broken, that means it's the fault of whoever let the brakes fail a safety check. That's not even getting into why there are people on the track in the first place. This is a very abridged version of a Tumblr post I saw talking about it.

Eric trying to get chat to do the morally right thing really gives off "OH NO A MAN HAS FELL OVERBOARD IN LEGO CITY" vibes

I like how the first problem is like "Get involved and reduce the total kill count or let more people die?" and chat is like "MAXIMIZE KILL COUNT!" Then a bunch of the problems after that are like "Here's the same thing, but now there is an extra incentive to let more people die." And it changes nothing because chat already wanted more people to die anyway.

_"We're nothing if not patient."_ Also: _"I need that same day delivery!"_

I’m convinced twitch chat can make the best decisions possible no matter what

Passing thought, I wonder if chat would have voted any differently if you directly involved them by saying "For everything that dies in the trolley problem, a random person is banned from chat".

"There are not loot boxes, there are no kill streaks, there is nothing you gain from killing people." 10 seconds later "A trolley is heading towards a mystery box . . ." 10 more seconds later "wait there's a kill count?"

3:50 Am I a horrible person for laughing at the trolley's whistle because I mentally heard it say "BATMAAAAN!"?

Imagine being in this situation IRL and your fate is up to Twitch Chat who just want the highest K/D💀

I love how Eric never realized how much of chat was just picking the right option because “it’s the right option! Wouldn’t want to pick the wrong one!”

"Oh no Pointcrow! A trolley is heading towards a family of 4!" *Watch them die.*

Chat: these people are parents Crow: exactly! Chat: we're making orphans, and superheroes are orphans Crow: no

We trust twitch chat. KD ratio of millions

chat: "we're nothing if not patient" also chat: "Not my same day delivery! >:("

“You can only watch.” 😂😂😂 7:37

12:31 TAKE THAT RACHEL FROM KINDERGARTEN

Good ol PointCrow happily committing heinous decisions for the funnies

Man Pointcrow really puts the laughter in manslaughter

7:25 i just took a moral philosophy class lol. got an A in it and remember this part of it

13:35 you kill many family lines

I love how Pointcrow is letting his chat solve moral dilemmas while he is watching with a family of four

Personally I would have let the trolley run in circles for eternity, think of the carbon emissions.

7:18 They pulled the lever because only real creatures count, not machines

12:50 im not killing, im just lowering their lifespan!

Did we just turn Pointcrow into a villain using trolley problems?

I love that chat always picked what they perceive to do the most harm.

Crow doesn't have to read the question, Chats just gonna go for the option that kills more people

As someone who is currently playing the ace attorney trilogy I really appreciate your choice of music here. I can’t remember if you did this before or not

Thank you for continuing to make such great content even with the restrictions from Nintendo. It can't be easy and we appreciate your determination and dedication

9:58 he's boutta get angry at you and he's gonna kill 5 people = 5+

As someone who doesn’t do best friends, I see this as an absolute win

Pointcrow is slowly becoming dougdoug and I support his growth

I'm so glad this got made into a video, but I'll be honest, the stream itself was just as fun to watch in it's entirety. It's so good lmao

I'm just remembering the Ultimate Trolly Problem my friend Theo made. Basically it's the trooly problem but you can do anything you want and no matter what you do Theo comes up with a bullcrap way to say that everyone is dead UNLESS you try to kill evryone.

The chat members are the terminator and those 5 dudes are the important guy that the terminator has to kill. 14:10

The Trolley Driver may not be a part of the Trolley Problem, but he can dang well be a part of the Trolley Solution.

15:10 that's the type of laugh Pointcrow would do after killing a family of 4

14:36 technically since chat voted for the right option, we did have a choice

Now that Nintendo has diminished him to nothingness, Eric has begun his villain arc

8:49 "We're nothing if not patient". Hmmm. Remind me what they chose if their amazon package would've been late?

I was today years old when I learned that chat is indeed not a bunch of copypastas, but a cult gathering of mass murders who love money. Oh, and the deaths need to be slow and painful. None of that quickly ripping the bandaid stuff.

13:39 it also makes sense because those people might’ve had kids and if they don’t exist anymore, the kids don’t exist and the kids of the kids don’t exist anymore

“You don’t HAVE a choice!!” *picks the option chat voted on*

10:55 the bad citizen will steal your kills, the chat doesn't realize

The chat is full of pure evil and chaos and I love it

With this trolly problem, the best option is usually to call the cops and not touch the lever. That way you will be able to dodge most of the lawsuits, and the crazy people who tied up others to the railway will not be associated with you. I need a real lawyer here to confirm my words, if possible.

6:40 you said there are no mystery crates in this game

2:49 Rest in peace to those five people, they must have not gotten collectors anxiety in huge open world rpgs where there is so much to do and so much to grab but they're just wondering if that one item that they pick up was the only item of its kind.

I think the collective thought (as shown by chat) of not wanting to get involved thus leaving you only morally culpable and not directly responsible is what most people feel but would never express directly, that or chat think it was a funny answer

2:49 song is Life Will Change

This vid had me dying when the chat said explosions are fun

The trolly question is one of the most bull moral quandaries I've ever seen created. Its a damned if you do, damned if you don't kind of scenario that just goes to show that morality is way more complicated than binary/black and white scenarios. If you don't involve yourself, you just let 5 people die and if you do involve yourself, you basically killed someone and put a value on life through sacrificing the one to save the many. I say F it. We are all trying our best on this mudball we call home and this moral quandary has no right answer. Any choice you make is the right choice if it follows your conscience at the time, moral implications be damned. The idea that moral philosophy can find a "right" answer in this scenario or any scenario like it is ludicrous. (The real right answer outside that bubble is to try and stop the trolley in some way, like pull the lever center so that the trolley actually collides with the fork in the tracks, jam the trolleys wheels, etc. Many real world scenarios aren't entirely binary in nature and we can come up with solutions beyond the most obvious or immediate.)

8:05 the whole point of this one is that you cant kill anyone

"these people have families" Me: "I know, there next"

"we're nothing if not patient" mean while "not my same day delivery"

14:30 And so, the PointCrow villain arc begins…

11:50 it's about the kill count, not the torture count.

Alternative title: Chat causes casualties with trolleys.

The fact that this video came out 7 months ago and im watching it for the first time now shows how long it took me to gain my free will.

The "Click This Video Because You Have Free Will" combined with the ending broke me and gave me a breathing problem.

Crow: I believe in chat for choosing the right options Chat: killing streaks and numbers are stacking up boys

4:47 what if i don’t have friends and nobody dies

1:06 and I thought crow's viewers liked killing families of four 🤔

8:30 hitting the brick wall would probably kill more people. Less trolleys means more people taking their cars which will lead to more co2 emissions

5:40 "I love your content Crow, you really put the laughter in mаnslаughter" By far the best moment of this entire stream, that joke is just way too good

Fun fact: every person PointCrow killed was part of a family of 5, making those families all families of 4, later killed because of Eric's actions, meaning he actually killed 490 people.

15:02 Ok but dosent that mean he dosent have a choice

Now I wanna see him play The Stanley Parable but chat makes every decision

Chat never dies creating an immeasurable KD proving our infinite power

1:50 We have enough for a juggernaut suit!

the loot multiplier question got me on the floor

Hi, rail buff here. Multi track is three or more tracks. Dual track is this situation. This has been a PSA that will never help anyone ever. Cheers. PS Keep lit, PointCrow.

I'm proud of you twitch chat, this brought a tear to my eye seeing them grow up.

“Wait there’s a kill count at the bottom?” That sentence got me ascending to heaven😂😂😂😂

7:51 lol

15:18 What was the point of that? Didn't even get the nuke. :(

1:11 As I said, chat wants to up their kill count. They want to make big number go bigger. The editing on the video is S tier! Thanks for another amazing video Eric!

At about 8:00, there was the option to destroy trolleys, but they were EMPTY trolleys, they had no drivers

I would not do anything because if you do something YOU killed that guy, but if you don’t and instead walk by you’re technically not involved.

This is so much more dramatic than it should be, and it's all thanks to the chat!

This is a great example of deindividuation in psychology. Being anonymous when making a decision generally makes people pick the worse option

I love how contagious your laugh is

Yeah, that's about what I expected.

The fact that there was an actual kill count at the end was pretty funny to me😂

dude i never thought you would make this a video lol. you def deserved that award at the streamer awards

Bro turn into the cal of duty box saying Bye bye

0:50 right is always right

10:50 +10 Assists

13:09 The Five People Are The Ancestors Of The Future Five People, So Take Them Both Out With The Original 5 People!

8:24 long term investment

5:28 I love to watch Pointcrow while hes laughing cause his chat kills a Family of 5 Luv Content of Crow❤

best quote of pointcrow: "wait there's a kill count?" 15:20

12:06 I would make a joke about who PointCrow's "worst enemy" is, but....

Would you rather do nothing and have one person killed, or *double ut and give it to the next person?* (meaning the next person will have to decide if they're letting twice as many people die.) This means if everyone keeps doubling it and giving ot tp the next person, noone ever dies, but if someone eventually decides not to interfere, an insane amount of people die, which you could have prevented by letting just one single person die.

8:49 “We’re nothing if not patient” unless I’m waiting for my Amazon package