"CLOSER" - A Pregnancy Parody + Birth Announcement
Baby Avery Thomas Profitt born January 23, 2017
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LYRICS
Hey, I was doing just fine before this day came
But I noticed a puddle on the carpet in the hallway
Hey, tell our friends we’re about to do this
And send a text to our OBGYN
My water broke apart
Move! Grab the keys! Jump in the car and
Four miles, no stops
Speed like a demon cause it’s not that far
And I-I-I might pop
Yeah, I-I-I might pop
The baby’s gettin’ closer in the backseat of your Explorer
Push the metal to the floor
Cause I don’t know if I can hold her
My contraction time is shorter
And my body’s saying GO
We are just around the corner
I hope we don’t get pulled over
I hope we don’t get pulled over
I hope we don’t get pulled over
You drive as slow as the day I met you
I‘m about to give birth in here, and it might stain
Hey! Don’t play that Blink-182 song
I will beat you to death in Kentwood, okay
Gosh it seems so far
My butt has a charlie, and my stomach’s hard
But I’m also starved
Maybe stop and at Mickie-D’s and get me a parfait…
No just, dri-i-ive non-stop
Cause I-I-I might pop
The baby’s gettin’ closer in the backseat of your Explorer
Push the metal to the floor
Cause I don’t know if I can hold her
My contraction time is shorter
And the heads starting to show
We are just around the corner
I hope we don’t get pulled over
I hope we don’t get pulled over
I hope we don’t get pulled over
I hope we don’t get pulled over (I hope we don’t get pulled over)
I hope we don’t get pulled over (I hope we don’t get pulled over)
I hope we don’t get pulled over (I hope we don’t get pulled over)
I hope we don’t get pulled over
…We just got pulled over
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Over the last few years alone, Tommee Profitt has achieved tremendous success as a producer, songwriter, and award-winning composer for TV and movies. A lifelong musician who taught himself to play piano as a child and started producing his own music at age 12, Profitt has earned accolades and acclaim for his genre-warping production work with platinum-selling artists like Migos, Hunter Hayes, and NF-the rapper/singer/songwriter whose Profitt-produced 2017 single “Let You Down” went five-times platinum, hit #1 on Billboard’s US Mainstream Top 40 chart, and surpassed a billion streams worldwide. In addition, his cover of Linkin Park’s “In The End” (featuring Fleurie) has accumulated over 855 million streams, landed on Spotify’s Viral 50 chart in 23 countries, emerged as the #52 most Shazamed song of 2019, and continues to impact TikTok users across the globe by driving 200 million views weekly. Additionally, Profitt’s unique cinematic releases have not only clocked over one billion global lifetime streams, 500k KZfaq subscribers, and a monthly listenership of over two million users on Spotify-they have also garnered widespread success in the sync world. His unique sonic fingerprint has landed over 200 sync placements with the NFL, MLB, NHL, ESPN, CBS, FOX, ABC, NBC, HBO, WWE, and Showtime, and in major network shows, films, and video games, with some of his biggest successes including The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Pt. 2, The Girl in the Spider’s Web, The Good Doctor, The Handmaid’s Tale, Assassin’s Creed, UFC2, Madden, and many more. Profitt is currently in the studio working on new original material, with more details to be revealed soon. In the meantime, keep up with Profitt on his socials linked below.
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