Clueless American's Guide to the Premier League 2023/24

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10 ай бұрын

A Clueless American's guide to the English Premier League 2023/24 season. No clue about soccer? No problem my fellow countryman. This video will get you primed to watch Premier League season. Spoiler alert, Man City is gonna win it all.
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@Magikmantv 10 ай бұрын

Whoever put burnleys first premier league against Manchester city is hilariously cruel

@slamban453 10 ай бұрын

fa supercup

@Fnaggy 10 ай бұрын

@@slamban453 thats the community cheild

@9i851 10 ай бұрын

No, they will guaranteed face city multiple times anyways, might aswell get it over with. also its not their first premier league, lol

@slamban453 10 ай бұрын

@@Fnaggy i meant as in winner of the championship vs winner of the prem

@jamestyler12JT 10 ай бұрын

@@9i851well it technically would be

@Good100 10 ай бұрын

I think this year you need a Clueless Messi Fan's Guide to MLS

@wolfofallstreets5901 10 ай бұрын

Good recommendation.

@felipecarvalho1958 10 ай бұрын

He absolutely does

@AKUNJIG 10 ай бұрын

Cheer for Inter Miami for two years. That's it.

@fabledredeyes 10 ай бұрын

100%

@arafat2924 10 ай бұрын

seconded

@WWFCWiggy 10 ай бұрын

If you think our 2nd division being called the Championship is weird, wait until you find out what our 3rd and 4th divisions all called 😂

@riichobamin7612 9 ай бұрын

What are they called ?

@WWFCWiggy 9 ай бұрын

@@riichobamin7612 League One and League Two 😂

@artoro8 9 ай бұрын

@@WWFCWiggybruh 💀 3 and 4 is 1 and 2 that's crazy

@manning0 9 ай бұрын

It doesn't get any better when it gets down to the level where leagues are regionalised. There's national League north and national League south. So you'd assume that all teams in the north division are in the north... Nope. It's 48 teams divided into the most Northerly and southernly, meaning that because there's more teams in the south, then some teams from the south are in the northern league.

@DynoKea 9 ай бұрын

England went all out on claim top flight names, taking Premier League, Championship, League 1 and National League (tier 5, for some reason). Should just rename League 2 the Super League at this point

@jeppe2351 10 ай бұрын

After Haaland just killed byrnley

@feedraaaaa 10 ай бұрын

I felt like Rodrigo was deciding it all. Assisting, scoring, shooting on goal

@deepakpandey8240 10 ай бұрын

@@feedraaaaaYup. Rodri was the best player. Haaland is just a bit more of a assassin. You won’t see him until you see him and before you can react, job done.

@Tylersgaming24 10 ай бұрын

You mean Burnley

@umangkanodia7371 10 ай бұрын

Pep was so bored of the lack of competition in the league that he literally hand trained a protege, gave him 2 of his players and asked him to keep the league entertaining for him

@darwinmorgan6690 10 ай бұрын

And that same season, managed a clutch win by consistently beating teams after teams (including Arsenal) in the last third of the season that gave them the PL title again.

@patrickbateman1660 9 ай бұрын

@@darwinmorgan6690ehhh arsenal kinda blew it. They had an 11 point lead halfway through and threw it away

@darwinmorgan6690 9 ай бұрын

@@patrickbateman1660 still doesn't hurt the fact Man City made a clutch compared to Arsenal in the last third of the season. If Arsenal didn't choke their lead, they could have finally won the PL for the last 19 years or so.

@leecollison7527 10 ай бұрын

OMG! Being a Brighton fan and having Herbert from family guy as Brighton chaseing the kids had me in stiches. 🤣🤣

@thejourneymanguide3893 10 ай бұрын

Yeah, I agree as a Brighton fan, it was very funny 😂

@FinW. 10 ай бұрын

diehard english fan my whole life and i still watch this 😭

@FinW. 10 ай бұрын

and yes i was born and supported city when they were shit…

@jdg4965 10 ай бұрын

Did he really just call Luis Diaz. David Luis ?

@anthonydamato3594 10 ай бұрын

Or how ilkay Gündoğan as ilyay

@Eanakba 5 ай бұрын

caicedo > concedo

@voidsabre_ 10 ай бұрын

You should have mentioned that Tottenham has a new up-and-coming Australian manager who's on a meteoric rise, and Tottenham is the ultimate test of his managerial abilities His style is the total opposite of how Tottenham has played since 2019, so they may be a very fun side to watch

@TheJWRB 10 ай бұрын

Criminal as an american not even mentioning forest considering we have your national teams number 1 and number 2 goalkeepers this season.

@Good100 10 ай бұрын

I guess you could say he couldn't see the Forest for the trees

@user-ck3si7xh7z 10 ай бұрын

As a die hard premier League fan your analysis of the whole thing was too on point 😂😂😂. I was laughing the whole time 😂🤝

@CJSteib 9 ай бұрын

My favorite video ive seen in months

@maximilianomadrigal6661 10 ай бұрын

What about ange postecoglou? I think he's a game changer. Turning around clubs is all he does.

@J.D.Paterborn 10 ай бұрын

Yeah Spurs might get a slow start but I doubt they'll finish worse than they did despite Kane leaving. He's sleepin on them.

@lhy8373 9 ай бұрын

@@J.D.Paterborn let them sleep on them, its fine they dont get that the positions change very fast

@aaanawaleh 8 ай бұрын

This is aging pretty well so far. We've finished 8 gameweeks and Spurs are heading into the international break in 1st place haha with 20 points. They'll probably finish behind City and Arsenal in the end but at least they're playing entertaining football.

@gregelking7147 10 ай бұрын

Started playing FIFA 23 about 2 months ago. That and futbol have consumed my life ever since. I have seen every video of yours. You are who I go to for all my European futbol information. Thank you.

@KING_POGGERS 10 ай бұрын

same thing for me basically

@carcrash48 10 ай бұрын

First time I've seen this kinda spelling of football and I like it! If you want more in depth analysis I'd suggest Tifo. They're great at breaking things down tactically. I feel there are minor inaccuracies in this guy's videos, but they're pretty entertaining so I stay along for the ride (Arsenal fan)

@LotusInitiate72 10 ай бұрын

same here lol

@murdered4269 10 ай бұрын

@@carcrash48most of Central and South America say fútbol or fulvo instead of soccer like North America

@stephenrobinson8244 10 ай бұрын

@@carcrash48yea like saying 23 years since arsenal won a title 😂

@erbono 10 ай бұрын

messi wasnt on the psg team that lost the ligue 1 and poch arrived mid season that year so he couldnt build the squad he wanted which was already brimming with problems hence why they had sacked their previous manager that very season

@erbono 10 ай бұрын

also more credit to that lille side who had mike maignan (now in milan), renato sanches(now in psg), ikone, yilmaz, jonathan david and botman(now in newcastle) and were managed by christophe gaultier who had already been manager of the year in ligue 1 twice and who went on to coach psg

@uroscugalj2934 8 ай бұрын

a lot of the shit in the video is flat out inocrect

@stonem83 8 ай бұрын

As an American who just got into the Premier League, I found this video very helpful and informative. I’m subscribed now

@joelshajan2002 10 ай бұрын

Watching this right after man city gave Kompany a welcome back ass whooping

@benltfc8462 10 ай бұрын

Kinda wish there was more about Luton and our rise, but for an American guide that makes sense. Also haven't forgotten about the FIFA 15 career mode ;)

@revan5293 10 ай бұрын

I am an American and I have friends that live in luton. I am happy for you guys

@donjoncherrywon 10 ай бұрын

David Luiz at Liverpool aye💀💀💀

@BrasilianFury 10 ай бұрын

Thank you for your service, as always! These are always great stuff!

@therealking6202 10 ай бұрын

De Bruyne came out injured this morning, they lost Gundogan (Gun-Doh-Wan, not Gundoggan), and Arsenal beat them for the first time in 9(?) games in the Community Shield last weekend. And it's been 20 years since Arsenal won a title, not 23. And Caicedo just broke the transfer record in one of the most insane transfer stories EVER. Kane is officially in Germany. It's amazing how much has happened since you filmed this!!!

@princeaguerokhadka2951 10 ай бұрын

Hey! This guy is a fact police. See? No one cares

@therealking6202 10 ай бұрын

@@princeaguerokhadka2951 I feel sorry for your mother.

@davidrojas6457 10 ай бұрын

@@princeaguerokhadka2951Oi, spotted the Leeds fan!

@booran. 10 ай бұрын

Arsenal has a good chance but City is going to win it all again, they won the Super Cup without De Bruyne and Bernardo Silva despite a few hiccoughs.

@therealking6202 10 ай бұрын

@@booran. They won on PKs. Sooo ....

@gregorylu 8 ай бұрын

On Szoboszlai: All it's gonna take is for him to hit one 35 yard screamer into the top corner of the net and Liverpool fans are gonna fall instantly in love with him. You couldn't be more right.

@MrGamerz20 10 ай бұрын

Spurs are a joke but the new gaffer Ange deserved a brief mention and how his tactics will differ from how they were playing previously under Conte, Nuno and Mourinho.

@kingw7651 10 ай бұрын

I love your videos man. The way you talk and everything is so interesting.

@sebastiane.sderberg4292 10 ай бұрын

James Milner is for sure the best up and coming talent this season😍

@videomaniac36 10 ай бұрын

Nahh mate it’s Ross Barkley 🔥

@zarovich9397 9 ай бұрын

I’ve heard Arsenal might snap up some young Welsh blood in Aaron Ramsey from Cardiff he’s sure to get gametime as soon as he joins

@itzluther3362 10 ай бұрын

19:15 didn’t know David Luiz came out of retirement and switched to LW💀

@vanguardbreakroom5816 10 ай бұрын

“A metric Lizzo” is crazy😂

@td7221 10 ай бұрын

Dogs pumping out vids rn and I love it

@alexnikonov9391 10 ай бұрын

Great seeing you give attention to Isak and Onana especially after your Ajax career

@priyanshusharma2365 10 ай бұрын

Loved the video! Amazing work!

@kylerboggan2634 10 ай бұрын

Now I’m an OG because I’ve been here since the BMOnus days

@michaeldrac2751 7 ай бұрын

Hearing you talk about Tottenham and Chelsea was the highlight of my morning. Been watching football for over 15 years, and this was both entertaining and educating. Walmart Halaand nearly killed me.

@kyril9945 3 ай бұрын

Look how the season’s turning out

@r3ggi3000 3 ай бұрын

That was very informative and entertaining.

@isailopez423 10 ай бұрын

Perfect as always my boy 👏🏼👏🏼

@0liver22 10 ай бұрын

1:39 damnn, the intro vs awesome😂...best way to describe it

@valvevac-systemchecker3773 10 ай бұрын

Great vid just one slight Error, the season Lille won Ligue 1 was 2020/2021, Messi joined in season 2021/2022

@phil.lariviere 10 ай бұрын

Yoooo, this was complete, funny and interesting… bravo 👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻

@vcash6014 9 ай бұрын

Laughing out loud at 2:56. Liverpool fan and I don't hate other fans, but TFA has got hilarious delivery. Subscribed. GG

@wolfofallstreets5901 10 ай бұрын

Good stuff. Thank you.

@combatcoremma 10 ай бұрын

I don't think David Luiz plays for Liverpool 19:15

@freya5703 10 ай бұрын

I caught that too 😂😂😂 to be fair he did call himself a clueless American

@benjaminaraya8073 10 ай бұрын

At least the title is accurate 😂

@bezzzy6550 10 ай бұрын

Great stuff as always

@alexrichards7237 10 ай бұрын

Back for my yearly update on the prem

@boundforsports1369 9 ай бұрын

YOOOOOOOOO i heard your voice and thought it was so familiar until i saw your YT username and remembered I used to watch your old career mode videos from around 6 years ago😂

@christianmelendez7881 10 ай бұрын

I’m Mexican so I’m rooting for Fulham and West Ham this year. Hope my boy’s ball out this year

@CoIumbo 10 ай бұрын

I bloody love your channel ❤️ yes lad

@sciencesofaheretek6973 10 ай бұрын

2:37 beans on toast is godly as a brit i can not allow that slander to stand 😂

@revan5293 10 ай бұрын

I am from American. But I have friends in luton they are sooo happy rn

@anguspaterson5713 9 ай бұрын

No talk of injuries in the Man city section - that could be the decisive factor in City not winning the league. KDB is out for months, and it was his assists that gave Haaland so many of his goals last season. No-one else in that squad has that understanding with Haaland.

@moisetalbert2123 10 ай бұрын

Man I like your voice and your content I hope you can upload more

@averagetim8660 10 ай бұрын

Any of those teams would be a title contender in any other league that shows how crazy strong the league is and how much better city is

@KlassicLoL 10 ай бұрын

Living on the west coast and having to wake up at 6am to catch a game sometimes 😵‍💫

@thelinedrive 9 ай бұрын

I’m a Tottenham fan and if Ange Ball continues as is, Tottenham are going to be what Arsenal were last year with a bit more depth because of what is left over from previous managers.

@HeapsVEVO 9 ай бұрын

We deserved a bit more of a shout, especially because we’ll have less games

@kehlanakareem9319 9 ай бұрын

I literally typed , “Premiere League mvp” and this popped up, classic.

@antonakse48 10 ай бұрын

Just incredible and elite videos

@ThePresidentsGaming_ 10 ай бұрын

BABE WAKE UP CLUELESS AMERICAN GUIDE IS OUT‼️

@altafmohsini8284 10 ай бұрын

Guarantee he will add Chelsea as a team to watch out for in a month! Calling it now

@dani.munoz.a23 10 ай бұрын

chelsea gonna be fighting relegation in a month 💀

@TheMegacoolman5000 10 ай бұрын

Agreed Chelsea where big club, they underdogs this season, but who doesn’t love an underdog story. Also they still big club

@lhy8373 9 ай бұрын

@@TheMegacoolman5000 Chelsea underdogs? You know much they spend each season??? Jesus americans really are clueless

@realsausageroll 10 ай бұрын

Im not even american but i love watching these videos cause i dont have time to keep up with all the transfers that happen

@isaaclao2380 8 ай бұрын

Here after Chelsea and Man United are currently 15th and 10th in the league

@rhitabratabej3264 10 ай бұрын

bro called luis diaz david luiz and ilkay gundogan illian gundogan

@limpingfoxgames6314 10 ай бұрын

Still waiting for the return of the China Ruins Everything Career Mode.... It was the greatest thing to ever grace this earth.

@scottbrennan8044 10 ай бұрын

Stamford bridge is a joy.

@Headytopper125 Ай бұрын

I just watched this before going to a EPL fans birthday party and it totally saved my ass. Thank you

@idzanmarkoprivate 10 ай бұрын

Manchester City and 2 Croats in the team, oh boy, another UCL win incoming. Sadly last year Croatian UCL victory streak was broken by City (Brozović was in Inter side) so let it be restart of the streak. Just look it up, from the 2013/14 season and UCL finals in the winning team there was one Croat. Also, good luck my club - Liverpool, let the rebuild be perfect this season, FSG pay for the Caicedo and some backup defenders and we are golden for Top 4 and return to UCL next year.

@warZ1270 9 ай бұрын

As an American this is my first year watching football regularly I don’t have a favorite team yet but I just enjoy the game

@tunesquad4220 10 ай бұрын

Healthy luis Diaz 😂😂, David luis made me chuckle

@holidayeveryday3121 9 ай бұрын

"...the newest and the hottest prospects of world football..." proceeds by inserting James Milner Embodied the eternal young talent that he is.

@lafevre1636 10 ай бұрын

The way you murdered Gundogans name im sorry 💀 might wanna check that one ;)

@flywire76 9 ай бұрын

Brand new spurs fan here. Go big Ange! 🇦🇺

@gergoszalanczi179 9 ай бұрын

Pochettino: has second place medals with tottenham. u have answerd your question on why he is a sought after manager

@jemazondo9331 10 ай бұрын

Is it me or did this offseason go by super fast? I feel like the last season just ended.

@edo7574 10 ай бұрын

Ain’t no way u called Luis Diaz David Luis 😂😂

@Strawhatj824 10 ай бұрын

Miguel almiron really making goal a reality

@mhdwahoud 9 ай бұрын

We need a La Liga video!

@louielyons9365 10 ай бұрын

Do a video on fantasy premier league it'd be funny to talk about who's good in actual football and who's good in fantasy

@ditik2795 10 ай бұрын

Ready for the annual Chelsea slander..can really tell you're actually clueless.

@siddhartha894 8 ай бұрын

This video has been aging worse and worse the longer the season goes on. Besides Brighton, but they might fumble by trying to focus on CL more now that they lost their 1st match.

@ginostrash 10 ай бұрын

Yo Bmonus. What was that piano song during the first part of the Liverpool section. I heard it before but dont know the name

@josephli8113 9 ай бұрын

Hey man love the vid, what the background song at 23:14

@mpitiletsie4904 10 ай бұрын

Liverpool fixing its core problems is probably the funniest line of this video. Haha caicedo

@pedropablogomez9814 10 ай бұрын

Your videos are so accurate and funny! 😂 Wish there was a “clean version” to share with some family/friends that might find 🤬 words “too harsh”… PLEASE KEEP MAKING THESE VIDEOS! 👌

@JuanGonzalez-hs4lf 9 ай бұрын

19:15 David Luiz, Liverpools brilliant winger

@DenisGarcia. 9 ай бұрын

Watching how they paid 105 millions for Rice makes me admire Florentino so much, he brought Camavinga, Thchoameni, Bellingham each for a similar or cheaper price

@siddhartha894 8 ай бұрын

True but that's because everyone wants to join Real Madrid. They are the historical giants of the world and if you want to leave your name in Football history then you got to join them and place yourself among the legends of Real Madrid. Only other club that comes close is Barcelona in terms of prestige.

@SharpeRacing 10 ай бұрын

I’m hoping my Nottingham Forrest folks get a top 15 standings finish at the end of this year.

@manning0 9 ай бұрын

It's not likely the three promoted teams get relegated again. It's really rare that happens in the prem and nealry always one promoted team stays up.

@bernhardsonn7758 9 ай бұрын

13:33 bro he just avoided to pass to maguire. Only right choice😂

@gaminggamers7104 9 ай бұрын

If you don’t understand the championship naming - look up how the premier league formed.

@skellaskellz 10 ай бұрын

The bridge is historic

@intiruiz1161 15 күн бұрын

19:15 is that really David Luiz 😂

@pjokkabyyt8613 10 ай бұрын

Didnt know that luis diaz changed his name to david luiz😅😂

@surreal9558 8 ай бұрын

So uh.....Spurs are 1 point off man city... and Maddison is blooming really fast, son has 6 goals in 7 matches, and we brought down arsenal, Liverpool, and man united...uh, unsure if this video aged well

@FrankSantos1989 8 ай бұрын

Drew against an Arsenal team full of injuries lmao

@thomasdixon5212 10 ай бұрын

Beans on toast is my favorite breakfast!

@oropesamedia 9 ай бұрын

Colombian & Liverpool legend David Luiz I mean Luis Diaz

@browhut 9 ай бұрын

really suprised you didnt mention Romero being an absolute psycho for spurs

@fuckedub 9 ай бұрын

believe me, i saw højjlund at sturm graz, before serie A, he is a machine!

@Juju25118 10 ай бұрын

Bro called Luis Diaz David Luiz😭

@Feyricho 10 ай бұрын

Yes!

@stevenjimenez816 10 ай бұрын

ok now u didn’t even try with the szoboszlai pronunciation😂

@_DENZEL_ 10 ай бұрын

This guy knows what he is talking about lmao great vid😊

@svensayre1189 10 ай бұрын

you know what im gonna be a Manchester United Fan thank you for convincing me

@peterkaufman4312 10 ай бұрын

As a City fan around 12 years, I truly like the way you view the team and recognize the flaws and accomplishments. This year will definitely be a test but I've got us breaking more histroy. Give us four!