That aged well 10 convictions later. Trump is going to prison. Fuck you idiots.

@@Moneyg73 Lol, hide and watch. Obama and Hillary going to Gitmo

@@lorettaroberts4995 stop watching qanon

What is that joke a reference to?

@@Moneyg73 Lol, should I watch MSM?😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 WHAT A JOKE MSM IS!

How would you know? Do you have some inside information? Do tell.

@@brandonkeenan2625 jan 6th isn't really inside information

I came in the comments to just say this @David Spira

@@Yodavid1 These people are delusional. Republican politicians and their voting base are perfectly fine with declaring martial law and installing Trump as a tin-pot, chunky, orange dictator- as long as he 'owns the libs' while we devolve into a fascist dystopia.

@@brandonkeenan2625 We watched it live on television.

waywaywayFunnier....Drain the swamp people!

so is the JOKE about him running for the racist

Because he's a joke himself lol :) He can just walk in and people will laugh

+Casey B she is so unfunny it's ridiculous, she lies so much it's ridiculous, she's a proven liar and theif

they were hilarious!!! xd

let it go. never gonna happen.

Barrett Patout It is either Prison, Hell or Hospice, take your pick....she is not going to win! America deserves far better than this woman.

PRESIDENT HILLARY R. CLINTON 💘 U

+Barret Patout there's hope if Trump becomes president

PUSSY!

Dude, you should write her jokes next time, this is hilarious.

Maria Gee Hillary has never been charged with anything, and bill did have affairs, which doesn't translate into rape

luis Rodriguez He wasnt charged, he just settled out of court for 850,000. Why don't you do some actual research before you make more of a fool of yourself.

Spaatacus when did I ever said that trump has been charged, just because I said that Hillary wasn't doesn't mean trump was, although him settling for 850000 is a tad suspicious

You're even dumber than I thought. We were both talking.... about Bill Clinton, not Trump.

Agreed. I love to name call.

I hear ya. Some of those jokes would've made Bob Saget cringe.

SamStam12 Watch Trumps. He is utterly unaware of how comedy works.

calm down, we all know you love prophet Trump

THIS WAS GOOD I HAVE TO SAY

There was that one time Rudy became a drag queen lol.

you can get the reality , and still see clearly that rudy said , "what was that?"

Maj.Mindfuck Anyone with more than a few brain cells.

He get it. He just doesn't know how to laugh of himself.

it is you

I almost fell asleep

ru40342 ... not professional comedians

Is it tiring for you to actually think while you listen? Hillary is about substance, not entertainment.

ru40342 not if you were watching the cleavage behind the candidates

Eszter Pálmai 😂😂😂

Eszter Pálmai Prescient.

Hahaha i lo ove it

Are you joking? Clinton telling Mayor Bloomberg "Too bad you're not speaking tonight. I'm curious to hear what a Billionaire has to say" Is Classic Stuff!! her digs at Rudi will live forever.

Whelp. Apparently it aged like fine wine

LMAO BRAINWASHED!

DefineArt she killed it ...wow trump is not that bad to..😅 why she could be like this all the time.

"Compliant and unaware citizenry"

DefineArt Your delusion is duly noted

Danky the duck Now that's way over the top man! It was no more than 550 babies.

SamStam12 I'd imagine Trump's staff knows how people converse because he wasn't booed at all.. oh wait!!

SamStam12 the speeches were rigged...these comments are rigged...that's not a real burger for lunch, it's rigged!

WRONG Clinton 😂

if you mean at the hillary clinton one in gta iv then yes... but look those are your friends who burn down cities, not trump lolz

somehow we live in a christian theocracy

Uh, how about no.

Abortion is a choice, your religion is personal

Abortion is murder, Plain and simple.

JTS Actually it's not and usually they're done for good reasons.

***** Which also includes ignorant people who only use mainstream media outlets, as opposed to alternative and independent media outlets that don't have shady ulterior motives.

***** That wasn't really my point. My point is that she isn't authentic. She has both a public and a private position ergo she cannot be trusted. But hey don't take my word for it, she said it herself in paid speeches. “But If Everybody's Watching, You Know, All Of The Back Room Discussions And The Deals, You Know, Then People Get A Little Nervous, To Say The Least. So, You Need Both A Public And A Private Position.”

MUH RUSSHHHIAAAAAAAAA. RREEEEEEEEEEE

You wont be laughing after four years of her, that I promise you.

+bob smith yes we will. Laughing about the technological and green energy boom that she will bring us to

Is that before or after she starts WWIII?

+Luckybawdy Hmm your a bot? Actually I found the jokes of Trump much more laughable then Clinton. And I'm not gonna vote i live in europe.

Son Goku OK well I can understand why. smh.

Sure, but at least he pretended to be a good sport, unlike Giuliani

Trump wasn't that funny.

@@Moneyg73 your sense of humor isnt objective

@@iguanaman03 you don't know me well enough to make that conclusion. Trump was too serious here. He can be funny, but here he didn't achieve what should have been his main objective, be diplomatic. He can't because he can't see past his nose m

@@Moneyg73 i dont know you well enough to conclude that your sense of humor isnt the end all be all for all of comedy? Do you actually know what the word objective means?

@@iguanaman03 no I don't issa just an ole cuntry boy. Issa don't kno anytung about no objective, ejective, pre ejaculate, or detective. Seriously, stop replying me.

scratch that, jokin about anything doesnt make it ok

scratch everything you said, you fucking moron.

Napping is just the cover up. She takes days off from her Parkinson's meds so they start working again. It's kinda like how a criminal will sometimes plead guilty to a lesser crime to receive a lesser sentence

Barrett Patout "you fuking moron" what exactly did i say wrong??

she has brain damage or something. she isnt right in the head. aside from that this is an evil bitch. she is joking about shit that isnt laughable.

Choo choo

Is that what your orders from 4chan were? You and everyone else in here saying the same scripted statement. Pretty lame really.

Your on a losing train

never more then welcome :-)

Casey B how did that work out for you?

Like what? Benghazi and emails were investigated.

These are dark and strange jokes.

Poor you 😂😂😂

" ... describe children who need your help" Children in need, needy children, those in need whom are children, "children who need your help"? It's pretty black and white. Just because there's double entendre with the word 'needy', it doesn't automatically make both descriptions invalid.

Who cares. Their priority is getting helped, the language used doesn’t bother them, it only bothers people without real problems.

Lawrence Stevens ‘20!

This aged well

I agree. But I am still voting Trump

Trump won the debates, the dinner speach and the election 👍😁😍

You have a great taste in comedy!

I bet you he didn't stiff his dentist.

No you're right there, but he threw some nice stiff jabs during the first and second debate.

Initiate Conflict And still ended up with his back on the canvas.

RF_burns_red Why I'm voting for Trump. Okay well... I would rather have a guy that's an asshole sometimes that actually cares about America's future and what it stands for than the most corrupt and hypocritical politician I've ever seen. I know many dislike Trump for the tapes that got leaked but remember, that was 10 years ago, a time when he was in show business... Where drama sells. Regardless of the things he's said.. He apologized for them when needed. That being said, his plans actually seem to be focused on creating a stronger America with as much freedom as possible for Americans. He also wants America to be a force to be feared again on a global scale. Whether you like Trump or Hillary, we can't ignore the fact that our millitary force and war strategies are being laughed at across the world by various countries. Trump will actually make America what it was meant to be. Now about Hillary... She claims to be all for women's rights and equality..... Yet she tries to censor and blackmail, and also attack rape accusers. She also takes millions of dollars from countries that rape, torture, and oppress women.. And countries that treat gays even worse. In the final debate Trump asked Hillary to give that money back as a good gesture... She completely ignored that request and went on about how Russia was supposedly hacking her emails and leaking them... She cries about Russia constantly. If she gets elected I have very little doubt that America will go to war with Russia. And we will lose with her as president. She has revealed confidential information about our nuclear capabilities during the final debate... Giving Russia and even bigger upper hand if war did break out. Not to mention the criminal acts of Hillary. After getting a subpoena from Congress for her emails, she deletes 33,000 of them... Purposely. Simply for that fact, she should be put in jail. Also from the leaked emails it's been revealed directly from Hillary that she wants "open trade and open borders" with the entire northern hemisphere. It's also been revealed that she wants to increase the number of potentially dangerous refugees that are flocking to America by over 500%. She has no idea what national security means. She literally wants to initiate the death of America and all it stands for. But knowing her, maybe that's her plan. Maybe she actually wants to go to war with Russia and lose. It's sad to see. And what's even sadder is how liberal biased most of the media is. Oh and I havnt even brought up how pathetic and illegal her campaign is in a sense it pays for organizations to plant paid operatives to cause mayhem at Trump rallies only to paint the picture that Trump supporters are racist and violent, it's been captured on undercover video. It's pathetic. Not to mention the video proof of those same people admitting to committing mass voter fraud. All you have to do to see those videos is go to KZfaq and type in project Veritas. You won't be seeing the footage on liberal media sources. And if you do, they start the segment with "new video surfacing from discredited conservative...." I've seen all of the debates and some of the Trump rallies. He actually wants to make America great again and actually wants to change things. He also wants to end the corruption that is associated with Hillary. I will say one thing though about Hillary, she is a damn good liar and master manipulator. I just hope enough of the American people can wake up and see what's really going on. And I think they are. In all of polls so far on the liberal platforms, they've been small polls and from mostly Democratic areas. When you find the unbiased polls, Trump is winning. Oh and some people hate Trump because he's made some negative comments about the way some girls look. And guess what, that is his right of free speech. It's not his fault if some people can't handle the truth or his opinion. Yeah honestly I think any critical thinker that actually cares about America will be able to see through all of this bullshit and make the right choice. And it's great to see people in Haiti and many people of color in the United States being on the Trump/anti-hillary page as well. I was watching some awesome videos showing that. Very exited people. And very angry people that can't even believe Hillary is even allowed to run for the presidency. And oh my... Should I get into the actual physical health of Hillary??? Her seizures and inability to walk to her vehicle without falling over... Not to mention in the leaked emails she asked her staff for Parkinsons medication. Hmm. Btw in case you're wondering... I do love true equality. I think everybody should be treated equally and fairly no matter who they are or what they believe. But I hate the double standards the liberals push constantly. I've argued with a few pathetic human beings recently... Their arguments included... "oh you're white. You're a dumb Trump Supporter. You're a racist. You're a sexist" it's such a typical thing for those people to do... When they can't handle the truth or facts... So I ask you, readers of this.... There are two choices this election season. The death of America and all its ever stood for... And the rising of America back to power and what it stands for. Freedom. Can you make the right choice?

Frank M Yes, I can make the right choice. Look, I don't like Clinton either. She's way too corrupt and way too establishment and hawkish. But Trump? This is a guy who is a serial sexual assaulter saying "I don't even wait." He also wants to ban all Muslims, kick out all undocumented immigrants, punish a women for an abortion, he wants to make the U.S. a terrorist nation by "torturing even if it doesn't work", "bring back worse than waterboarding" and "We have to go after their [ISIS's] families." He also said "I want to make a deal with the U.S. debt." In other words he wants to take the world. Yes, I am ready for the right choice. I'm ready for unfortunate status quo over an orange buffoon who is the worst businessman on the planet who claims he'll purposely do terrorism.

TheAlbinoskunk I really expected Trump to have a much better speech, but I was wrong.

You are Delusional and possibly a complete moron as well..

TheAlbinoskunk He's really bad at reading a speech. It's like a 5th grader reading in front of a classroom. Guess his wife was right, he's a little boy mentally.

30+ years of experiences to make her BS sound good. But all talks no action.

At the end of the day, they're both terrible candidates.

Yaki Clone nope.

Trump looks like a pissed off cat

veneers do a lot!

Them fake teeth.

Sexism, in other words.

Not at all. I was hollering.

Dustin Marvin I don't even like Trump, but his speech was much better than Clinton's until about 10 minutes in. The one joke about her campaign managers was great.

His hair suggests his grasp of comedy is exemplary.

He was way funnier than Hillary what are you even talking about?

elvisleeboy not really debating but yea, she is ridiculously unfunny

Roberto Terrazas 😜😜😜😜

Death 2020

Roman Shulik you should see a doctor

@@magicwithin6873 you should get brain surgery

@Louie Avila you need Jesus. Do something better with. Your life than troll the internet

@@magicwithin6873 right, says the guy who has a name of MAGIC Within😂😂 and you’re telling me to do something with my life? Grow up kid lmao

@Louie Avila bruh tell me why I JUST said do something meaningful with your life and you come back and troll 15 minutes later. Damn. I tried.

Both had prewritten speeches and ya boy trump can't read lol

This was so unfunny and dry

It was hysterical.

lol Donald roasted her a billion times harder

Nah. In the months before this he shouted deliriously at the RNC, went on the news claiming the no major terrorist attacks took place on US soil in the 8 years before Obama took office (somehow forgetting about even 9/11), and spread conspiracy theories about Clinton’s health.

sue J 🤪🤪🤪🤪

How u feel now u pussy?