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@rickalarcon7988 29 күн бұрын
That guy would be selling used Hyundai's if he wasn't DT's son.
@UATU. 29 күн бұрын
And writing vicious Reddit posts about the Carvana conspiracy to destroy white male entrepreneurs.
@larrywest42 28 күн бұрын
Selling used memes is a step down from used cars, TBH.
@leob6534 25 күн бұрын
I don't know... That would be a pretty high career aspiration for DJTJ if you ask me.
@peterlarsen7779 25 күн бұрын
@rickalarcon7988 - more like his old man's used diapers....
@angelaallen2190 24 күн бұрын
Hyundai wouldn't have him.
@LordandGodofYouTube 29 күн бұрын
Future ambassador to Colombia.
@otteotte7698 29 күн бұрын
Plata o Plomo?
@livvig 29 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Krmpfpks 29 күн бұрын
😂
@slayer964 29 күн бұрын
🤌🏼🤌🏼
@seanwebb605 29 күн бұрын
@JYoung-fl8fc Complete nonsense.
@Monotremata 29 күн бұрын
Don jr. : "Experienced some of the freshest powder this weekend!" aide : "Had a weekend in Aspen?" Don jr. : "What's 'Aspen'?
@suzannederusha1370 29 күн бұрын
😅😅😅
@ting-ting7001 29 күн бұрын
I went to school with people who always went to Aspen every summer.
@k_e3735 28 күн бұрын
Mmmm California...beautiful
@randyhowey7414 28 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 !!!
@beebuzz959 28 күн бұрын
Says a lot about where his aspen.
@valerieboyle7883 29 күн бұрын
Insanity runs in the family.
@Honkers716 29 күн бұрын
DonShitzInPants and son, DonCokeInNose
@dd-jm1md 29 күн бұрын
in the T---p dynasty insane hand gestures are hereditary, surely...
@annieclaire2348 29 күн бұрын
@@Honkers716- 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤣😂🤣😂💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊
@KatherineTurner-js2jl 29 күн бұрын
Sure does!
@crocglox7797 29 күн бұрын
noses and backsides running too
@dd-jm1md 29 күн бұрын
his invisible finger puppets drive me crazy, like his father's invisible accordion: ah he...
@Mondfischli 29 күн бұрын
...the inherited brain spurs is spreading. He'll be playing accordion soon 😂
@gavinbuck8130 29 күн бұрын
Maybe a possible double act? Finger puppets dance to a cacophonous accordion noisescape. Lots of coke, the horror the horror.
@joedufour8188 29 күн бұрын
He seems to have a lot of difficulty syncing both hands up.
@einundsiebenziger5488 28 күн бұрын
... accordion*
@dddevildogg 28 күн бұрын
Nobody doesn't play Accordion better than Big Don The Orange Con = the more outrageous the lie,the more frantic the playing.
@teddyhose 28 күн бұрын
It's that emotional look in his red, teary eyes, and sniffles, that let me know he really cares 🥺 He's like a powder keg of emotion, ready for blow. To blow, ready to blow I meant.
@ellengrace4609 28 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@drjanines3301 27 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@motivationtosuccess9665 23 күн бұрын
"Donney blew, he needed da money"! "
@elitefencer777 21 күн бұрын
When your 'they're gonna call me crazy for this, but-' moment is f****** Great Replacement Theory, it's a sign that you miiiight be hitting it TOO hard. Whatever IT is, even if it's just the familial crazy kool-aid.
@Cannamom710 19 күн бұрын
😅😅😅 Underrated COMMENT!! 🎉😂❤COKE IS A HELLAVA DRUG! 😅
@brians23 29 күн бұрын
Ask anyone who has ever done coke, and they will tell you that dude is always blowing rails
@iljavija 28 күн бұрын
Imagine how much Junior and Kimberly snort every day. I think Lara is in there too but I think Eric uses some other kind of drugs.
@singloc3021 28 күн бұрын
I just did some soda right now in honor 😶🌫
@freaksofnashville 28 күн бұрын
either that or snorting adderall
@elitefencer777 21 күн бұрын
@@preriowy Oh s*** it's the cops! Everyone scatter!
@bubbaluv6487 21 күн бұрын
looks like he does the coke and chases it with alcohol, just saying, would never have done that myself, definitely
@crashburn3292 29 күн бұрын
Anyone who's ever been around people on coke or speed recognizes Jr's fast-talking and endless air quotes.
@Someaddress555s 27 күн бұрын
"Prove it."😂
@dmlevitt 24 күн бұрын
like preachers and politicians.
@ryanhill2774 23 күн бұрын
@@dmlevitt don't forget licensed realtors, and finance guys
@dmlevitt 23 күн бұрын
@@ryanhill2774 touche Ryan!! the list may be endless and hilarious. cheers.
@laststraw6734 23 күн бұрын
That guy does blow. Jealous almost.
@harveysmidlap 29 күн бұрын
Like father, like son. The hypocrisy apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
@neohippe1 28 күн бұрын
Every cut is literally talking about Bidins son. FN idiots
@SeattleScotty 25 күн бұрын
THEY NOT LIKE US.
@wingman416 23 күн бұрын
He probably found big Don's stash as a teenager. What's a child to do if not to emulate his father.Like father like son!
@jay-el-bee 29 күн бұрын
"Uncut News Candy.." 😂😂😂
@itoibo4208 28 күн бұрын
an amazing name, considering how addictive it is to the alternative news addicts
@SpaceForceCommander 29 күн бұрын
Don Jr. was rehearsing his lines in the powder room. 👃 🗻
@Confucius_Says... 29 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gavinbuck8130 29 күн бұрын
Nice, concise. 😆
@markweaver8529 29 күн бұрын
Comment of the day
@marciahilliard3998 29 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@nitzyblack6143 27 күн бұрын
Perfect 👌
@WilliamHaisch 29 күн бұрын
His nickname in college was Hobo because he was always riding the rails. 😂
@WilliamHaisch 29 күн бұрын
Aw, for real? I thought he was from Hoboken… 😂
@benetton6617 29 күн бұрын
When someone accuses you of doing something wrong, 100% is them trying to cover up their doing, it's the christian way. 😂😂
@Semirotta 29 күн бұрын
100% try to cover it up and blame others.
@leotachaney7322 29 күн бұрын
Yep, fits djt to a T! His accusations are always a confession 😂!!
@mkself3231 29 күн бұрын
The Art of Projection!
@MrsRobinson0741 29 күн бұрын
Something DOTARD does 100x a day…guess jr just keepin’ that family name going strong!!!!
@mst3kpimp 29 күн бұрын
if you read right wing comments they like to say the same thing.
@1ouncebird 29 күн бұрын
"Weekends. 3:00 AM". 😆😅🤣😂 Oh man! That got me.
@7crackers190 29 күн бұрын
we have 2 dons, orange face don and white nose don
@joebeetz1832 29 күн бұрын
Then we have the brown nose cons.
@zedmelon 28 күн бұрын
Don't forget the brother, brown nose...
@Gwyrddu 25 күн бұрын
I'm Eric.
@u9Nails 25 күн бұрын
They're consistent in their lying at least.
@user-mr4fu6wr8j 21 күн бұрын
Don't forget wanna be don(Eric)
@andrewallston3139 29 күн бұрын
‘Getting the news directly in your bloodstream.’
@SteventheGrey 29 күн бұрын
All the news that's fit to snort
@suesharko988 29 күн бұрын
What a disturbing sight on a Sunday morning
@flameroad123 28 күн бұрын
What a disturbing site in general.
@tapps1010 24 күн бұрын
@suesharko988 ......And every other morning too.
@Mekea1000 29 күн бұрын
Soooo is he the one that left the coke in the white house bathroom?? 😅
@Sataka23clips 27 күн бұрын
How when he was not living there for years
@Mekea1000 27 күн бұрын
@Sataka23clips 🧐🤔 Are you serious? 1. I was being funny. 2. You don't have to LIVE in the white house to visit, attend meetings, etc. DUH. 😂😂
@JustMeB729 25 күн бұрын
Probably Or it could have been a plant by mtg or some republican.
@Mekea1000 24 күн бұрын
@@JustMeB729 or a stressed over worked intern or ANY govt employee. Yet they want to drug test ppl that recieves SNAP to feed there children.
@georgebuscay8511 22 күн бұрын
@Sataka23clips They were being satirical. You can look up the meaning of that word. Kathleen
@zeideerskine3462 29 күн бұрын
The biggest surprise was the bookshelf backdrop. Who is trying to suggest that he reads books?
@peterrobbins2862 23 күн бұрын
They are probably Colouring in books
@davidodonohoe1773 28 күн бұрын
Never forget watching him on fox the night of the first debate. He was absolutely off his rocker . Don’t think ive ever seen a better example of a man on something than that night. It was nuts they let him go live.
@sscorp4857 26 күн бұрын
Would you say Don Jr, someone else son? He's a misfit compared to the other kids in the family....He's definitely acts like DT zooming all over the place..snorting on something, rambling, babbling not make any coherent connections, face look red and sweaty like DT, slobbering like a crackhead....the apple don't fall far from the tree!!!!!!!!
@paulinelarson465 24 күн бұрын
Maybe they wanted to expose him. Just by letting him do what he wanted to do.
@TheEmaile 21 күн бұрын
This made me think of his coked-up wife screeching, “THE BEST IS YET TO COME”.
@NathanCroucher 29 күн бұрын
At first i thought it was a joke, but i think this guy is on it.
@christopherhuff3123 29 күн бұрын
He's absolutely positively without a shred of doubt on it.
@Mondfischli 29 күн бұрын
...that and then some inherited brain spurs too 😂
@christopherbedford9897 29 күн бұрын
@@christopherhuff3123 ...or something worse 😬
@markweaver8529 29 күн бұрын
I don’t think he’s ever off it. The fact he is checking his nostrils and flicking away the crusty flakes while still recording his vids…. Yeah he’s an addict. And he has the nerve to mock hunter biden…
@joachimschoder 29 күн бұрын
With the Trump family every accusation is a confession. So yes, he definitely is on hard drugs.
@anislandofmisfittoys 29 күн бұрын
Cocaine's a helluva drug... 🤣
@iluvdissheet 29 күн бұрын
YES! ✊🏽
@mesaeddie 29 күн бұрын
So is ignorance . All of these traitors seem to get off on it.
@EverythingCameFromNothing 29 күн бұрын
I’m Rick James….B!tch
@trowawayacc 28 күн бұрын
And he aint no rick james ! Bitvh!
@TheDevnul 28 күн бұрын
UNITY!
@djbt2718 29 күн бұрын
why did Ivanka snort sweet'n low? she thought it was diet coke.
@mauriziacanale7212 10 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@idget600 29 күн бұрын
"It's not like my job" - that's a reach, railboy. You have never held a proper job now, have you...
@debrajean2472 29 күн бұрын
I did a lot of coke in the 80's. I'm here to say, that dude's on it, fr. From one old coke head to another I can tell...😅
@elsullo2 27 күн бұрын
The only reason that I quit and survived is that I was not rich and could not afford it!.................................elsullo
@ThatBoyBent 29 күн бұрын
He coked up 💯💯💯💯😂😂😂
@BDot-dv7lq 29 күн бұрын
He's ALWAYS coked up and FDT FOREVER.
@tuckerbowen4626 29 күн бұрын
i've never wanted someone to OD before, but there's a first time for everything
@baeb66 29 күн бұрын
The only news show that ends when the dealer won't answer phone calls.
@raymondalbo1933 29 күн бұрын
Growing up privileged and without accountability….
@gregbors8364 28 күн бұрын
Yeah, but enough about his dad…
@wduncan6831 29 күн бұрын
Hes as smart as his daddy.😂😮😂😮😂
@ReneDominique 29 күн бұрын
Love it. Such a dysfunctional family. FDT 🎉
@oldreprobate2748 29 күн бұрын
Rehab for Donny Jr. would best be served in a five to twenty year stint in prison.
@georgelabottum7448 28 күн бұрын
Imagine how embarrassed you’d be if this dude was related to you.
@paulpease8254 29 күн бұрын
He’s such a serious and dedicated businessman he has time to do a podcast 😂
@christophtoifl6848 29 күн бұрын
Watched accidentally at 1.25 speed, fits even better!
@tejaswoman 29 күн бұрын
Try 0.5x - you can actually read the stuff scrolling across the bottom, plus Donnie sounds drugged up in a whole different way.
@drjanines3301 27 күн бұрын
@@tejaswomanI'ma try that right now - 1.5 speed is hilarious too
@mdh290772 29 күн бұрын
Maybe he could get some advice from Hunter about getting clean.
@black_sheep_nation 27 күн бұрын
Junior has no incentive to get clean.
@wingman416 23 күн бұрын
@@black_sheep_nation Money and cola go hand in hand. It's sad in a way.
@user-mr4fu6wr8j 21 күн бұрын
Not enough soap in the world to get that guy clean.
@tylerhackner9731 29 күн бұрын
Cokey Don
@populustremula7496 29 күн бұрын
Yup, all the telltale indicators are present.
@lenieldelatorre480 29 күн бұрын
he sounds like Fozzie the Bear going mad
@mkself3231 29 күн бұрын
Hahaha! Yes! Perfect description!😂
@phelan_pt 27 күн бұрын
Wakka coke-a!
@sangfroid4376 22 күн бұрын
What a horrible thing to say about Fozzie.
@TheGiggleMasterP 29 күн бұрын
The Prophet of Powder himself!
@Recon6delta 29 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 this guy ! What a lovely human he is! I can’t believe he has a fan base! Who listens to him? JR just wants his narcissist father to hug him and tell him he’s proud of him😂! Won’t happen I know from experience 🤷🏻♂️.
@makeitmakesense2616 29 күн бұрын
I can only speak from my past and experiences Its giving he partakes Maybe not on air but hes definitely on some stimulants
@tommyt1971 29 күн бұрын
This apple was rotten before it fell off the tree,.
@TheRealBlueValhalla 29 күн бұрын
Don Jr never had a chance
@savagepro9060 29 күн бұрын
Coke is It!
@taze317 27 күн бұрын
This has been going on right under our noses.
@markstevens1729 29 күн бұрын
Very little footage was needed to produce this “super” cut.
@sandyquiroz8688 24 күн бұрын
LOL! More like stupor cut
@danadudley3127 29 күн бұрын
Don Jr. is on that 👃 ❄️!
@keevee09 29 күн бұрын
This boy won't be able to afford a quart of cheap bourbon once Daddy Diaper goes down.
@TheReal008Zulu 28 күн бұрын
All the news that's fit to snort!
@black_sheep_nation 27 күн бұрын
This dude so clearly enjoys deliveries from the Dominican "limo driver"😂😂 Takes a veteran to recognize.
@douglashenry6996 27 күн бұрын
Donnie Jr. Is a schedule 1 drug all by himself.
@redlightmax 29 күн бұрын
0:34 "The political perks-ecution." Paging Dr. Freud.
@LF-pe9ok 29 күн бұрын
I never noticed how narrow his shoulders were before.
@emmsmom1848 29 күн бұрын
Yeah he has a pear shaped body. He thinks he’s hot though 😂
@UATU. 29 күн бұрын
A comment many men would dread, kind of like someone mocking tiny hands.
@nobodythatyouknow241 29 күн бұрын
Narrow brain too.
@wachinpntdry. 28 күн бұрын
his mind looks at his shoulders and says: "hold my beer, I'll show ya narrow"
@beezusHrist 28 күн бұрын
Klinefelter syndrome. He probably has to take testosterone
@mk1st 21 күн бұрын
“News candy” 😂🤣😂
@redbarchetta8782 29 күн бұрын
And people find him smart? What does that say about those 'people'?
@13699111 29 күн бұрын
I agree
@joebeetz1832 29 күн бұрын
When you're a turnip, a head of lettuce looks smart.
@BDot-dv7lq 29 күн бұрын
We call them republikkklans.
@larrywest42 28 күн бұрын
That's in comparison to Eric, who tried it once, but found that the carbonated bubbles tickled his nose something fierce.
@ericar.6370 27 күн бұрын
@@larrywest42😂😂
@amehak1922 29 күн бұрын
He's definitely high lol😂
@knekia75 29 күн бұрын
It’s his fingers and his father waving his hands.👀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@einundsiebenziger5488 28 күн бұрын
They're both almost as annoying as comments containing more emojis than letters.
@savagepro9060 29 күн бұрын
Pepsi: The Trumps NEVER liked us! Coke: 🤣😂😆😅🤭🤭🤭
@justjackie7272 28 күн бұрын
People have been saying that one for years now..... Now it it really shows 😤🤧🤮🤣
@sparkle3000 26 күн бұрын
Lights, camera, action 🎬
@TheBorgAssassin 22 күн бұрын
And Poor Eric just wants a hug from dear old Dad...
@SeanTube2099 28 күн бұрын
Has there ever been a more unhinged and dangerous family.
@PSA78 29 күн бұрын
He really is a sideshow on his own. 😂
@kanuck2003 29 күн бұрын
Can you do the same with Marjorie T Green
@seanwebb605 29 күн бұрын
Too easy.
@TaureanTrish 23 күн бұрын
Short, straight to the point and BRILLIANT!
@tejaswoman 29 күн бұрын
Tip: Re-watch this at 0.5x to read the silliness scrolling across the screen. 😉
@piku5637 29 күн бұрын
🌸🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈Ⓐ🏴☭🇺🇸🇵🇸🕊️No Trump! No kkk! No fascist USA!🗳️💙🙏🏼
@jLorraineK 29 күн бұрын
Do we really blame him tho? He was raised by Satan's half brother.
@mariateresarueda4079 29 күн бұрын
😂😂😂Crazy like Ctazy DAD
@savagepro9060 29 күн бұрын
This makes his father's chance for another term . . . very high!
@mkself3231 29 күн бұрын
😂😂🤣😂
@shahree100 28 күн бұрын
Weekends at 3AM 😂
@samholcombe3129 29 күн бұрын
He really should do cartoon voices too, he’s got one
@theparadoxicaltouristtrave9320 29 күн бұрын
News candy. Instant classic pun.
@savagepro9060 29 күн бұрын
Son-of-a-Gun snorts gun powder!
@debraorvin3460 28 күн бұрын
Dono blow your boat ashore hallelujah...😂😂😂 lololol 🤣
@bluehealer81 23 күн бұрын
0:45 "Hey Don Jr. can you do an impression of your father crapping himself on the set of the Apprentice?"
@robertschena1226 24 күн бұрын
"Weekends at 3AM", LOL😃
@LukeO870 29 күн бұрын
He's Perfect As Trump's Vice President, Treasurer, Or Just The Powder Room.
@seanwebb605 29 күн бұрын
Co defendant.
@theboyezraaaa 29 күн бұрын
finallyyyy,, no diddy tho lol
@dddevildogg 28 күн бұрын
Daddy and Mommy were fighting over whether or not to call their new son Don.Jr. For once Daddy was right when he yelled "Suppose he turns out to be a loser? He'll ruin MY name!" Yeah,no chance of that,eh?
@theurbanyankee 20 күн бұрын
He loves the snow 🌨️❄️
@AnnieWarbux 29 күн бұрын
😆 funny. Funny but, sad. He's pathetic. 🙄
@NathanCroucher 29 күн бұрын
With any luck he ends up in a cell next to his papa.
@shanelanier8740 29 күн бұрын
That is a speed high...methamphetamines
@themadmadamemim2630 28 күн бұрын
I only wish this clip was longer 😂😂😂
@HeavyInstinct 29 күн бұрын
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
@CanadianSmoke 28 күн бұрын
When his father is finally incarcerated will Donny J lead the rebel alliance change to free his father?
@bennpierce2990 28 күн бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😆😆😆NEWS Candy! 😆😆
@Peter77752 25 күн бұрын
At least Junior makes more sense than senior
@jerwolff 19 күн бұрын
Privilege breeds incompetence.
@exeuropean 29 күн бұрын
His GF definately has a coke problem
@wondereagle 29 күн бұрын
Definition of ' embarrassment '
@JoelHernandez-yl6yw 22 күн бұрын
Weekends 3am 😂😂😂
@willowbrooks 20 күн бұрын
That's hilarious. I'm watching this at 3:34 am
@shawngraham8809 29 күн бұрын
Never seen a junior that looks absolutely nothing like senior 🤷♂️
@carolinebjerkelund767 29 күн бұрын
I don't think Barron looks like him either
@shawngraham8809 29 күн бұрын
@@carolinebjerkelund767 to be honest none of them but you definitely rite.
@duanecarroll8255 28 күн бұрын
@@carolinebjerkelund767 I think Barron looks like Jeffery Epstein!
@carolinebjerkelund767 28 күн бұрын
@@duanecarroll8255 Ohhhhhh......😂
@larrywest42 28 күн бұрын
There have been persistent rumors that Junior's biological father was John Casablancas, who looks much more like him, and founded Elite Model Management, which DJT tried and failed to copy. This may explain why The Biggest Loser was so abusive to his namesake.
@HandyMan657 29 күн бұрын
He really has a lot of gall to say anything about anyone being a drug user or addict. I'm genuinely surprised no journalist has bothered to go to the UES and do a little background on Jr and the plastic lady. There are a lot of excellent stories up there. Just sayin..
@nigeltufnel9525 29 күн бұрын
Someone just did. You just watched it.
@juliearendt9299 24 күн бұрын
Keep it comin teflon don jr! Don't stop believin !! Lol
@jennyjohnson5428 23 күн бұрын
Uncut News Candy 😂
@jaygray7102 29 күн бұрын
That's not coke, that's tanning nasal spray.....he's just starting to 'orange' up
@RumRomeo-mu2up 29 күн бұрын
That boy is on hypocrisy and uppers. that’s for sure.
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