"Kids are mean" - A 29 year old man who just called a 12 year old a pathetic nerd

"Kids are mean" - a 29 year old man who made fun of a kid without any friends

I’m thinking Cody was probably the “friend in college”

This literally happened to me when I was 8 and my 18 year old brother invited all his friends bc no one showed up and we roller skates together :’)

That’s literally the backstory to Hienz Doofenshmirtz

Cody: “look at him, he is such a nerd” Cody literally two seconds later: “wait this is REAL!?! I’m literally crying now”

As a former kindergartner who invited their entire kindergarten class and no one showed up, Cody is NOT a loser.

“Hey my aunt died” “Im sorry, How old was she?” “47” “Here you go, I got a 50 do you have 3 dollars change?”

Someone should confront Cody about his cyber bullying while he is getting a haircut

Imagine at the end of 2020 John Quinones comes out and says “hi this is what would you do”

*“If they don’t show up, ima come over there and eat that cake”* was that a threat?😂

Cody sure knows a lot about cough syrup... just call him Codeine Ko

Plot twist: Cody did a collab with John Quinones and this was a true story based on Cody's childhood experience.

I love how that adult woman called the kids who didn’t show up “complete shits.”

Literally cringing at the fact that they’re in a public coffee house. Like this is the stuff kids do at sleep overs at 2am because even they’re smart enough to know not to let someone see you do it. And where are the employees letting q group of unattended kids sit around without buying anything and just drink cough syrup?!

Me and my homies headin to the local cafe to chug some fucking cough syrup and listen to g6

“you’re a nerd” says the guy who invented the word frictionless

10:20 “I had a friend do that in college once” Yea Cody, a “friend” 🧢

He looks so proud of himself when he finally says John’s name correctly.

"Women's basketball? No I said I like sports." im wheezing

“Your aunt Margaret died? How old was she?” *throws a dollar for every year*

“does he look like a kid having fun?” _”not now, cause he’s sober. HE COULD BE”_

I feel like Cody is what Ryan Reynolds would be if he wasn't a super successful actor

12:27 "Not now 'cause he's sober" I fucking died at that.

“What would u do if their was a pathetic, lonely, nerdy child right in front of you?”

Cody Ko: Women's basketball?? Nononono, I said I like sports. John Quinones: Hi, Im John Quinones. This is what would you do.

The cough syrup one had me dying laughing who the fuck like imagine going to your local cafe and just starts making lines on the table

"Does he look like a kid having fun?" "Well no not right now, because he's sober, but..."

Every 13 year old ever: "lets go do drugs in this public Cafe"

“Kids are mean” Proceeds to roast the shit out of the entire WNBA 💀💀💀

Have a feeling Cody got absolutely dunked on by a classmate that’s a girl when he was 9 and so forever holds a grudge against the WNBA

Just casually mixing lean at a cafè... my typical Tuesday babeee

me: “awe quarantine has made Cody more in touch with his feelin-“ cody: “my eyes are squirting”

normal people: i’m crying cody: my eyes are squirting

Cody making fun of women's sports as if the girls playing little league don't tower over him 💀

When he said “no I said I like sports” I died

The fact that Cody’s drinking GT Dave’s kombucha during this is gold.

John Quiñones is literally coming to lecture at my college. The legend himself. So excited.

"Who does drugs in a Cafe like this?" San Francisco people.

Free food? I would pretend to be a random kid's friend too

Serious lady butting in to do a good deed: “Does this kid look like he’s having fun?” Cody: Not now, because he’s SOBER.

“Teens are all too often drinking robotusin now a days” No. No we are not.

“oh what? your aunt margret died?...heres $50” my grandmas brother died and my aunt sent her a $50 gift card 😭

the birthday thing actually made me sorta sad 😭 i knew this one girl as a very young kid who wasnt very popular in our class, we had all been invited to her birthday party and i got her a gift and prepared for it and everything, but on the day of i just wasnt feeling like it, we werent super close or anything so i didnt think my presence would make or break her party, but i eventually decided to go cuz we already got her a present and it was like why not it might be fun, but it turned out i was actually the only one who showed up the whole time :/ so i was thinking it wouldnt have mattered if i went but it was actually the only thing that made the "party" okay for her

“Today is Cody’s 12th birthday!” Cody: *flashbacks from the 50s*

Why is cody literally a 30 year old frat boy making fun of frat boys

Not Cody straight roasting this kid for 2 minutes after realizing it was real 🤣💀

GOD you know we're all adults when you realize that $50 does end up going to gas.

cody is secretly in love with john

Mom: "Why are you crying son?" Cody: "I'm not crying, my eyes are just squirting"

Dude this taught me that cough syrup gets you high

*As a parent of a now preteen, I have always tried to do 2 things to ensure that my daughters friends all always came to her parties. 1, give the parents PLENTY of advance notice (also MAKE SURE that the parents get the invite). And 2, make the kids party a situation where the parents can have fun too, or relax; a party that the parents are also looking forward to will likely be a party well-attended. It doesn't have to be super expensive either! A few picnic tables at a nice, quiet park will usually do the trick.*

the friend in college was actually just cody by himself bored in his dorm

Cody: “How can I add some Canadian flair to my videos?” Cody: “It’s like drinking a whole bottle of maple syrup” Nailed it

this show hurts to watch without cody's commentary, thanks for making it bearable!

Bro, I've been one of the kids that had no one show up to their birthday It makes me happy to see people doing that for someone, even if it was for a show

John: Today is Cody’s 12th birthday Cody:👁👄👁what

Cody: “who would do that, this just makes things worse” Cody 5 seconds later: “damn that’s cute. This gives me hope”

this show literally just proves that people go out and eavesdrop on everyone's conversation

Cody is such a fking sweetheart, like when he pauses between joke and such idk hes just so genuine

John Quinones was a main reporter covering Ted Bundys execution now he’s doing happy go lucky feel good stories what a turn around

You know I literally didn’t realize until this video that Cody really doesn’t suit anyone over the age of 30 💀 like imagine being like a 45 year old lawyer and telling people your name is Cody

Good to see someone who is in their early 30's laughing at their own fart jokes.

"I would just go fucking home" lmao biggest mood ever

john: what would YOU do? cody: make fun of this 12 year old kid on the internet ig🤷🏼‍♂️

“You’re gonna end up in a dumpster somewhere smoking weed.” Don’t threaten me with a good time.

“Do you like sports?” “Yes” “My friend plays women’s bask-” “I said I like sports”

Ohhh my that is my mom at 12:08!! That was about 7 years ago, she was in NYC and I never really understood that she made it on the show until last year she showed me that clip... hahahaha. Wow and now shes on Cody Ko #blessed

Little kid has no friends & some lady walks up & says “I have a friend who plays in a woman’s basketball team” & walks away 😂😂

"i had a friend do that in college" sure cody. a friend

That womens basketball joke was funny as fuck

"Does he look like he's having fun?" "Not now cuz he's sober 🙄" 🤣🤣🤣 fuck that sent me

cody: crying at an act of empathy also cody: uh, yeah, i mean SPORTS. like, MEN'S BASKETBALL

Soooo are we gonna ignore how Cody was drinking GT daves Kombucha

7:08 “IM NOT CRYING DAD MY EYES ARE SQUIRTING! GO AND GET MILK WITH YOUR SUITCASES! YOU SURE WONT BE MISSED!”

Right it was his “friend in college” who tripped out defenitely not cody

quote of the day: "my eyes are squirting" -codine koke

here in the Philippines, if it's someone's birthday, or its a holiday and theres like a family reunion, my grandparents would literally call me, give me cash then whisper to me "don't tell anyone" LIKE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

i love regularly coming back to this vid when i’m in a bad mood it’s so funny and sweet at the same time. perhaps, a banger, if you will.

"Women's Basketball? I said I like sports." -Cody M. Kolodziejzyk, 2020

Cody's college frat boy years are definitely showing in this video

this made me sob in an embarrassingly aggressive way

fuck man i was straight up crying until you made the women’s sports joke damnnn ik it’s just acting but this still got me in my feels it’s so wholesome

Cody dogging on women's basketball like he didn't dress up as a Duke basketball player for Halloween in college

who else thinks john quinones is cody's free pass lets be honest

i remember in 5th grade, this girl invited the entire class to her party (we had a joint class with two other classes, so probably around 30?? kids were invited). i was the only one who ended up showing up, and they were so thankful that id come. they had a huge bouncy slide but we still had fun going down the slide with each other lol

4:30 The way I passed away from laughter is ridiculous I’m 27 🥴

cody feels like your older brother that plays minecraft with you to distract from your parents getting a divorce downstairs

I’m not going to lie Cody, I haven’t been feeling fly like a G-6. 😔

I love watching these what would you do is cuz always makes you feel really good about humanity when I'm down.

How sad! That happened to my son for his 5th birthday. Only one friend showed up and we had to make it a fun extra day. He didn’t notice too much thank God but I cried my eyes out because I felt so bad for him. Plus I was pissed at the people that didn’t show.

“I was just being dramatic for funny” - Cody 2020

i need Jeff to have Cody back at the barbershop and this time he's confronted by John Quinones.

we need more of these!!!

Cody. I'm begging you. Make more of these. I love these videos about WWYD.

look at young mr. Struggle over there struggling to get friends to come to his birthday party

John Quiznos is basically just Chris Hansen but for good people

Plot twist: Cody's friends got stuck in traffic and show up... but there aren't any seats left

Bro legit watching this WWYD actually made me tear up, just gives me hope.

Bro the look on Cody’s face when he found out it was based off a real life story😭💀