Amanda Seyfried Built A Tortoise Theme Park... The Only Thing Missing Is Her Tortoise

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Жыл бұрын

Please keep an eye out for Amanda Seyfried's missing tortoise, who escaped from his theme-park-like enclosure at her upstate New York farm recently. Stick around for more with the star of "The Dropout," which is streaming now on Hulu. #Colbert #TheDropout #amandaseyfried
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@Stuartski
@Stuartski Жыл бұрын
"What do you pay them?" Amanda says about the audience clapping. HAHA Stephen didn't pick up on it.
@DCPatrol
@DCPatrol Жыл бұрын
She's so normal and real. It was great seeing someone not just playing the talk show game (which I love, obviously. I'm here after all).
@SamAtScareworks
@SamAtScareworks Жыл бұрын
"This looks like the cover to an A24 horror movie" was so on point, nearly did a spit take lmao
@nadadoyle8926
@nadadoyle8926 Жыл бұрын
This is not a joke. I had a Russian tortoise run away as well. She was left unattended for about 2-3 minutes and she was gone.
@peace4myheart
@peace4myheart Жыл бұрын
Must have been racing the hare.
@amyjackson8725
@amyjackson8725 Жыл бұрын
I had a russian tortoise. They are faster than most people think and they camouflage easily in grass and leaves. They are notorious diggers and can bury themselves in seconds. They usually escape outdoor enclosures by tunneling.
@geoffreyfeinberg9792
@geoffreyfeinberg9792 Жыл бұрын
She's a very good actress. Hope she wins.
@stevensprunger3422
@stevensprunger3422 Жыл бұрын
Yes Tortoises do burrow And believe it or not they can really book it and run….
@rasnac
@rasnac Жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum's mind in Grace Kelly's body... That is Amanda Seyfried.
@anastasiabeaverhausen8220
@anastasiabeaverhausen8220 Жыл бұрын
Knew she'd get an Emmy nom. for that, it was a no-brainer. And didn't think I could like her more, but the tortoise theme park is a charmer.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Жыл бұрын
A farm upstate? The dog I had when I was 7 moved up there! How's he doing? Tell him I miss him, and I hope he likes the goldfish that Mom sent there what I was 10 to keep him company!
@Ganiscol
@Ganiscol Жыл бұрын
I believe aquatic creatures go 'downstate', not upstate. There is no chance they met, your mother lied to you.
@private15
@private15 Жыл бұрын
I hope all the pets that go to live on a farm somewhere are in a better place now. They deserve an amazing afterlife.
@LC-le9ew
@LC-le9ew Жыл бұрын
Ask them about my cocker spaniel, Lady, too! 😂
@nunnayrbznz3576
@nunnayrbznz3576 Жыл бұрын
Is it the one with the dairy my kitten went to?
@MayBeMe...
@MayBeMe... Жыл бұрын
😢🐕💗
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Жыл бұрын
That tortoise didn't run away.. he returned to his handler in Moscow to be debriefed on the intelligence he's gathered about Amerikan salad technology.
@JuiceMyRandomness
@JuiceMyRandomness Жыл бұрын
I love how much she loves her animals :)
@kimipranger1173
@kimipranger1173 Жыл бұрын
I had no idea who Amanda Seyfried was until I saw her on Colbert the first time. She never disappoints; she is so FUNNY! Loved seeing her as a guest again!
@a7xtherevrend
@a7xtherevrend Жыл бұрын
She's literally the definition of America's Sweetheart.
@alanbailie5458
@alanbailie5458 Жыл бұрын
She is adorable. Seemed so nervous.
@thend4427
@thend4427 Жыл бұрын
Probably stoned lol
@trini4204
@trini4204 Жыл бұрын
@@thend4427 nah I think she has bad anxiety
@Chattepliee
@Chattepliee Жыл бұрын
This is pretty normal for her and part of why I love her as an actress.
@bobdobbs69
@bobdobbs69 Жыл бұрын
That's because she knows the secret of the baby bird! None shall live who know THE SECRET!!! Muhahahahahahaa!
@benjjjjsin
@benjjjjsin Жыл бұрын
@@thend4427 She’s been open about taking medication for her anxiety since she was a teen. She’s always super nervous in interviews unfortunately
@db8556
@db8556 Жыл бұрын
Amanda is incredibly delightful, just no other way to put it. I could listen to she and Stephen talk a long time.
@waryaawariiri1812
@waryaawariiri1812 Жыл бұрын
I have always loved her eyes. Hers and Taraji P. Henson's ones as well.
@lorrie2878
@lorrie2878 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Aubrey Plaza eyes.
@TighelanderII
@TighelanderII Жыл бұрын
Without Steve Wozniak, Steve Jobs would have been like Elizabeth Holmes.
@anutpalgogoi9741
@anutpalgogoi9741 Жыл бұрын
Fact
@abidhassan6740
@abidhassan6740 Жыл бұрын
We can all feel Stephen as he was being courteous to escort her in beginning 😥
@lt553
@lt553 Жыл бұрын
He offers his hand to every woman guest. Some take it, some don't. Women don't have to accept his hand..... It's not that serious.
@frezerh
@frezerh Жыл бұрын
@@lt553 and men dont have to offer their hand.... and yet, its taken SERIOUSLY if they don't. So you'll excuse us if we feel a little awkward on Stephen's behalf
@withershin
@withershin Жыл бұрын
I think it is deeper. Her last interview here was rough and then like a day later she went on Seth and was totally normal/herself. My guess is this interview is a re-do for Mr. Colbert and team. Just a theory but there was no behind the scenes of Amanda Seyfried the last week she was on. Let's see what happens this week.
@sarakatharina2928
@sarakatharina2928 Жыл бұрын
She is such a great actress (esp in Dropout) that I am a little afraid of her now. I am so anxious that she switches on that Holmes-voice again.
@Stupha_Kinpendous
@Stupha_Kinpendous Жыл бұрын
Ah, Jesus. I love her so much.
@BruceAFairchild
@BruceAFairchild Жыл бұрын
She’s a kicker ! 💕
@LORISSABOOBMAN
@LORISSABOOBMAN Жыл бұрын
Amanda is very talented beyond her years, she can be for many years a leading lady because of her beauty too. Now i am going to watch the interview!
@journeytrout3327
@journeytrout3327 Жыл бұрын
Amanda check all the bushes around the property and ask neighbors too they usually stay close hope you find her thryre great pets
@alydematti
@alydematti Жыл бұрын
Stephen's shout out to A24 made my movie buff heart so happy!
@tonapittman
@tonapittman Жыл бұрын
She's great. I'd love to chat w/ her about critters all day!
@jeffs6090
@jeffs6090 Жыл бұрын
4:41 "He could be under there (his desk)".....where Jon Stewert resides.
@waqasbajwa3006
@waqasbajwa3006 Жыл бұрын
Beautiful farmer 😍
@AnneNihilate
@AnneNihilate Жыл бұрын
I love her💜
@stillhere1425
@stillhere1425 Жыл бұрын
Stephen, tortoises can motate with great verve and tenacity miles and miles before you have any idea they have flown the coup.
@bethrubanka4362
@bethrubanka4362 Жыл бұрын
Someone probably STOLE the tortoise.
@TheSpoonwood
@TheSpoonwood Жыл бұрын
Damn, love her.
@delrey874
@delrey874 Жыл бұрын
I love Amanda ❤️
@bonniekunstfrau3517
@bonniekunstfrau3517 Жыл бұрын
this interview felt uncomfortable idk why /also i love her so muchhhh
@lalinera8279
@lalinera8279 Жыл бұрын
May be it is the content she talked about
@KCNwokoye
@KCNwokoye Жыл бұрын
Such a delightful lady ❤️
@JuiceMyRandomness
@JuiceMyRandomness Жыл бұрын
She needs to make that A24 horror now!
@vincentvega5686
@vincentvega5686 Жыл бұрын
The tortoise bounced!
@robinhays8779
@robinhays8779 Жыл бұрын
Frankie is probably out there somewhere hibernating. That’s what the tortoises I had as a kid did.
@topcat2033
@topcat2033 Жыл бұрын
"Sigh-fred"?🤔 Looks like "Say-fried"😂
@MdW4177
@MdW4177 Жыл бұрын
Funny how she very much did NOT take his hand while walking up those steps 😂
@dianem.4937
@dianem.4937 Жыл бұрын
Kudos to Ms. Seyfried for her outfit. It is refreshing to see a female celebrity who doesn't feel the need to be half naked anytime she is in public.
@Teacher_elleq
@Teacher_elleq Жыл бұрын
Deliciously adorable as evah! ❤️ Amanda
@gabrielada
@gabrielada Жыл бұрын
This a great video, I learn alot watching your videos and it has been helpful to me. building a steady income is quite difficult for newbies. Thanks to Mrs Sophia for improving my portfolio, keep up with good videos.
@greatffgyv
@greatffgyv Жыл бұрын
Wow I' m just shock someone mentioned expert Mrs Sophia I thought I'm the only one trading with her
@greatffgyv
@greatffgyv Жыл бұрын
She helped me recover what I lost trying to trade myself
@Mavistyio
@Mavistyio Жыл бұрын
Yes she's really amazing with an amazing skills she changed my 0.3btc to 2.1btc
@ebokaeboka9330
@ebokaeboka9330 Жыл бұрын
Yes is obviously the best, I invested $3,000 and she made profit of $28,000 for me just in 15 days
@Benjamin.365
@Benjamin.365 Жыл бұрын
Who's this professional everyone is talking about I always see her post on top comment on every KZfaq video I watch
@user-ve6uq4yc6c
@user-ve6uq4yc6c Жыл бұрын
So super funny. Quick.
@geomantilla
@geomantilla Жыл бұрын
She’s hot, in the funny, charismatic way. 💖😮‍💨
@geomantilla
@geomantilla Жыл бұрын
Also her VOICE.
@ogenvangeest8746
@ogenvangeest8746 Жыл бұрын
A tortoise is not a mammal.
@cloudwatcher608
@cloudwatcher608 Жыл бұрын
This whole week of late night so far has been so weird. The writing has seemed off for multiple shows, especially the Late Show monologue on Monday, and now Amanda is acting like she has never been on camera before in her life.
@Loweredexpectationss
@Loweredexpectationss Жыл бұрын
I was wondering the same thing and actually came to KZfaq to see if I was the only one. I haven’t really been tuning in this week to anything really but yeah, even the monologue and the audiences reaction was a bit stagnant. Almost like everyone came from a funeral or something lol And as for Amanda, I thought, does she even like Stephen? Does she even want to be there? He’s such a good talker though so he was able to get her to crack a laugh or two . . . Thanks for confirming my odd vibe-o-meter suspicion. I am not alone ✌️😎
@bonniekunstfrau3517
@bonniekunstfrau3517 Жыл бұрын
@@Loweredexpectationss i know right!!!
@RickDistance
@RickDistance Жыл бұрын
Because Game is over. Jesus is coming soon. (But Satan before)
@tactofu
@tactofu Жыл бұрын
@@RickDistance don't forget to take your meds, dude! ✌️
@eltorrisimo
@eltorrisimo Жыл бұрын
Have you seen any other interviews with her? Seems like this is how she is. Plus I think it's hilarious and the timing is actually great. Maybe you were expecting something different...
@Soundwave32791
@Soundwave32791 Жыл бұрын
You're still lovely and beautiful, Amanda. Even if you are nervous. ❤
@Boomer_Johnson
@Boomer_Johnson Жыл бұрын
I wonder if she has a pic. Some neighbors of mine have a Russian tortoise and I wouldn't be surprised to learn the Found or stole it. I don't live in a good neighborhood.
@shettyboy
@shettyboy Жыл бұрын
00:28.. left him hanging
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Жыл бұрын
She was really into taxidermy for a while, and that photo.. um.. has me worried.
@stillhere1425
@stillhere1425 Жыл бұрын
Only dead already animals!
@Soundwave32791
@Soundwave32791 Жыл бұрын
You're too sensitive.
@johnd5931
@johnd5931 Жыл бұрын
Wow. Long time no see! What's it been, a decade or more?
@TighelanderII
@TighelanderII Жыл бұрын
Calling animals, "game", was pretty funny.
@BooksForever
@BooksForever Жыл бұрын
I want one!
@BearMeat4Dinner
@BearMeat4Dinner Жыл бұрын
She might be my neighbor.. Cool :) Waving hi from Malone!
@jessapps
@jessapps Жыл бұрын
"starving actress" ... google refuse to search for it )
@EmpyreanLightASMR
@EmpyreanLightASMR Жыл бұрын
1:28 any Tarkovsky fans here hahaha, looks like Zerkalo (The Mirror)
@TighelanderII
@TighelanderII Жыл бұрын
"Russian Tortoise" - that sounds like an oxymoron.
@brandonfields4927
@brandonfields4927 Жыл бұрын
She looks like Nicole Kidman, from the side.
@ilonafleischer924
@ilonafleischer924 Жыл бұрын
My Russian Tortoise Sasha died in May and I have been completely devastated
@DoctorRevers
@DoctorRevers Жыл бұрын
Funny. But what does she do with those animals? Is this a sanctuary? Because that would be lovely.
@benjjjjsin
@benjjjjsin Жыл бұрын
I think she just keeps them as pets, so some sort of mini sanctuary i guess
@Mom_sBasement
@Mom_sBasement Жыл бұрын
Maybe the tortoise had something important to do. Think of all the time it spent planning its escape.
@peace4myheart
@peace4myheart Жыл бұрын
Her eyes are so big!!!
@BearMeat4Dinner
@BearMeat4Dinner Жыл бұрын
That used to be a chicken tractor - Right?
@arctic_haze
@arctic_haze Жыл бұрын
So the tortoise moved to a farm upstate without actually moving anywhere... 🤔
@AdelaideBen1
@AdelaideBen1 Жыл бұрын
Wow... I'll have what she ordered.... :-)
@thend4427
@thend4427 Жыл бұрын
I know she sounds stoned lol
@AdelaideBen1
@AdelaideBen1 Жыл бұрын
@@thend4427 I don't know what that was.... I'm just not sure it was her best performance.... then again memorable?
@thend4427
@thend4427 Жыл бұрын
@@AdelaideBen1 I hear she has bad anxiety doing these shows
@Soundwave32791
@Soundwave32791 Жыл бұрын
@@thend4427 She doesn't sound stoned. Stop saying that, it's so immature.
@bethrubanka4362
@bethrubanka4362 Жыл бұрын
Wait, are Russian tortoises actually cleverly disguised SPIES?
@m.j.golden4522
@m.j.golden4522 Жыл бұрын
Goats are very finicky compared to sheep. Cows are pretty demanding especially during birth and they eat a lot and of course the poo a lot. Horses are big and can be belligerent if you get the wrong one.
@napalmholocaust9093
@napalmholocaust9093 Жыл бұрын
I built an Amanda Seyfried theme park. The only thing missing is her.
@soupernutt9508
@soupernutt9508 Жыл бұрын
It's a shell game, and the lines are waaaay to sloooow.
@objuan6
@objuan6 Жыл бұрын
I love girls that do that stuff. they paint faces on rocks and stuff. I thought it was just American girls but, no, my señorita do same-same. it’s girls. love em!
@IaneHowe
@IaneHowe Жыл бұрын
Relives Elizabeth Holmes just made a mistake because she was young and that if the met they would be friends. Clearly she learned nothing from then character.
@terenzo50
@terenzo50 Жыл бұрын
Business isn't about good ideas. Business is about good business. Plenty of bad ideas have been good business just as plenty of good ideas have been bad business.
@DETROIT1948
@DETROIT1948 Жыл бұрын
Hug's...COVID 19 is not over yet.
@tactofu
@tactofu Жыл бұрын
Tested prior to the show, as are all the guests.
@Soundwave32791
@Soundwave32791 Жыл бұрын
Only because the media won't let it be over.
@aproxamillionwasps474
@aproxamillionwasps474 Жыл бұрын
Amanda does NOT want to be there. I hope she’s okay ❤️
@DanBrown96
@DanBrown96 Жыл бұрын
She thinks taking care of animals is easy bc she's not the one doing the work. Anybody who works on a farm, even a small one, could tell you it's a lot.
@benjjjjsin
@benjjjjsin Жыл бұрын
She has mentioned she has a person taking care of them, but she’s actually quite hands on when she’s there. All she does on IG is post every day and she’s always in the dirt lol
@stevischermi6409
@stevischermi6409 Жыл бұрын
Amanda the tortoise does not need a theme park. She/he needs to make her/his own house. Don't go against natural for tortoise.
@likebot.
@likebot. Жыл бұрын
... photoshopped... the chickens... _everyone else was game?_ What! What kind of monster is she?
@Soundwave32791
@Soundwave32791 Жыл бұрын
Why and how does that make her a monster?
@rillest75
@rillest75 Жыл бұрын
Thought Stephen was smart but he needs lessons on Turtles vs Tortoises and Reptiles vs Mammals. Very disappointed in Stephen. It's pathetic white frankly
@batgurrl
@batgurrl Жыл бұрын
That was as uncomfortable as hell and if she wasn’t an attractive blonde most posts would be ripping into her inanity. She showed great promise when she up and left the final season of HBO’s Big Love for movie roles, but stagnated all these decades because she seems to be more interested in talking to animals than humans.
@benjjjjsin
@benjjjjsin Жыл бұрын
She got an Oscar nomination last year and an Emmy nomination this year… if anything she’s reaching new heights and transitioning to serious actor lol
@jawwadkhan8982
@jawwadkhan8982 Жыл бұрын
Ugh.
@fenxylynx6916
@fenxylynx6916 Жыл бұрын
meow
@Mrcandles312
@Mrcandles312 Жыл бұрын
First!
@leavingitblank9363
@leavingitblank9363 Жыл бұрын
Wow, her sense of humor is VERY dry. And if she isn't in a movie with Dakota Fanning in which they play sisters, some casting director is overlooking a fantastic opportunity.
@chaerinlee3482
@chaerinlee3482 Жыл бұрын
Idk..elle fanning seems better fit
@b-meaker99
@b-meaker99 Жыл бұрын
Dude is she on medication or something
@naiyang888
@naiyang888 Жыл бұрын
🙄
@WatchingDemocracyDie
@WatchingDemocracyDie Жыл бұрын
Amanda would be my top non-family choice to be given space on Elon Musk’s Falcon large if it was commissioned as a modern day Noah's Ark. I’d let her take my place if it came down to that. (Most sane people also would choose her over me.)
@Soundwave32791
@Soundwave32791 Жыл бұрын
What does Amanda even think of Elon Musk?
@cynthiajones4332
@cynthiajones4332 Жыл бұрын
Listen have you heard this? I am the way, truth & life no one comes to the father (God) except through me.John 14:6 Please repent/believe before the rapture, before the one world government. Please think about it, dont be left behind, Jesus died for you. Love Ya
@lochan8180
@lochan8180 Жыл бұрын
"And I saw the dead, small and great, standing before God, and books were opened. And another book was opened, which is the Book of Life. And the dead were judged according to their works, by the things which were written in the books. The sea gave up the dead who were in it, and Death and Hades delivered up the dead who were in them. And they were judged, each one according to his works. Then Death and Hades were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And anyone NOT FOUND written in the Book of Life was cast into the lake of fire." (REVELATION 20:12-15 NKJV) Today, while you are still alive and able, may you repent from your sins, believe in your heart and confess with your mouth that JESUS CHRIST is your Lord and Savior, so that through Him, your name will be written in the Book of Life. "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever BELIEVES in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved." (JOHN 3:16-17 NKJV) By God's GRACE, the gift of Salvation and Eternal Life is available to all. You can RECEIVE it. You can REJECT it. May you choose wisely... ✝️
@gerardodwyer5908
@gerardodwyer5908 Жыл бұрын
That was dull, uneventful, awkward interviewing of a disinterested guest.
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