A Most Awkward Thanksgiving At Mick Jagger's House

A Most Awkward Thanksgiving At Mick Jagger's House - Stephen Merchant

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25 күн бұрын

Acclaimed comedian Stephen Merchant was left awkwardly speechless when he realized that he and his partner were the only guests at Mick Jagger’s place on Thanksgiving. Merchant’s hit show “The Outlaws” is streaming now on Amazon.
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@Suemack24 24 күн бұрын

Stephen Merchant is so clever and quick witted. Just the best. So happy he was on the show.

@Monika-mh2je 24 күн бұрын

He's is the perfect example for the British witty ,awkward humor. Thank you .👏

@LilithWasFirst 24 күн бұрын

“If Mick Jagger is the Butler who owns the house”…..😂🤣😂🤣

@dolphinsnape 17 күн бұрын

that line killed me XD!!

@karmaoutlaw 24 күн бұрын

Bravo for having this brilliant fella on your show. More please!

@carizley 24 күн бұрын

I love Stephen Merchant. He tells such great stories and says them with gusto!

@kikivolauvent1 24 күн бұрын

He‘s such an incredibly GREAT guy!

@Thomas-dn8dr 24 күн бұрын

I love that Colbert met him to handshake and stood on the step, and Merchant was still towering over him. Steve Merchant is very very tall.

@adelaferreira4575 24 күн бұрын

Yes very tall indeed 7 foot +

@LindaC616 24 күн бұрын

@@adelaferreira4575 6'7"

@kikivolauvent1 24 күн бұрын

he‘s 2.01 m…. yeah!

@cabmate2005 24 күн бұрын

@@adelaferreira4575 No, he’s 6’7, googled him…😅

@egalitarian-rex 24 күн бұрын

I don’t think there’s any doubt about it, he’s tall and long. When he gets all of his long appendages coordinated, I imagine it all goes off without a hitch.

@FlanaFugue 24 күн бұрын

The British Office paid for my British house and the American Office paid for my American house. - brilliant 😆(or) - awesome 😁

@LinkG6C4N 24 күн бұрын

Stephen is living an episode of a British sitcom with that Mick Jagger story.

@TheCatBilbo 24 күн бұрын

That's a great idea: Sir Mick as the Butler...

@ArunKonanur 24 күн бұрын

Growing up in London, Ontario, Canada I had a buddy (Phil) who moved to our town from London, England when he was an infant, and who used to tell the story of how, before they were married, his parents would take the train into central London together to get to work, and more often than not, there was this obnoxious guy on the train who kept hitting on my friend's mom, even though it was obvious she was with her boyfriend. Eventually things got to the point where Phil's dad had no choice but to pull the guy aside and beat the crap out of him, which more or less put an end to his overtures. Fast forward a few years and they've moved on to Canada and who should turn up on the television but the same guy from the train - Michael Jagger, and his band The Rolling Stones. Throughout our teenage years and until I lost touch with him sometime in the 80's we always used to introduce him at parties as "this is Phil; his dad beat up Mick Jagger!" 🤣

@MrVovansim 24 күн бұрын

@@ArunKonanur "more or LESS put an end to it" haha, so he still did it sometimes eh?

@michaeljohn1978 11 күн бұрын

It sounds like an episode of Extras

@Isleofskye 3 күн бұрын

@@MrVovansim Only on special occasions:)

@LindaSynovic 24 күн бұрын

"what if he's got my eyes", "oh, let's not catastrophize". What a beautiful piece of writing - poetic with a magnificently elongated punchline

@Echo81Rumple83 24 күн бұрын

that statement could mean ANYTHING, and they "all lead certain death" (as Marvin the Paranoid Android would say) TTwTT

@anmnou 23 күн бұрын

And really well-delivered by Eleanor Thompson!

@sarcasmo57 23 күн бұрын

It was fine.

@saintsataniko2116 24 күн бұрын

I've always loved Stephen Merchant. He was absolutely hilarious on Extras and has always been equally funny on every talk show appearance.

@iansanders3416 23 күн бұрын

This is a masterclass in storytelling from Merchant. He makes it easy for the questioner, he makes it engaging for the audience, he knows what stories he's going to tell in advance, and he's worked out that two x three minute funny stories are exactly what the format needs.

@nicolacooper9067 10 күн бұрын

Love him! The epitome of brilliant, self-deprecating humour

@NewMessage 24 күн бұрын

He always looks like he's on the verge of tears, and that's so on brand.

@TheCatBilbo 24 күн бұрын

Wow, I thought it was just me who thought that! He does, bless him 😊

@traceythompson1092 23 күн бұрын

I always laugh when I think of Stephen Merchant fan-girling over Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory.

@kenmanos7870 23 күн бұрын

Don't have a go at the eyes

@healdogtoe2c 24 күн бұрын

He enjoys life and laughter. Fun guest.

@adrienpiette6746 24 күн бұрын

I loved Stephen’s role in Portal 2 as Wheatley

@hestiathena4917 23 күн бұрын

He seems to be just as adorkable (though not as overtly idiotic) IRL. He was _perfect!_

@acefoxuk 23 күн бұрын

He's just so naturally funny, always has me in stitches 🤣

@RTPtourist 24 күн бұрын

Stephen Merchant you are a brilliant human being. Thank you for your art.

@r.claymccullough890 24 күн бұрын

I love answering the “What time is your bed time question”. Another one I love is “Are you regular?”

@EH23831 24 күн бұрын

I was thinking - ask about his hips 😂

@leavingitblank9363 23 күн бұрын

People ask if you're regular???

@r.claymccullough890 23 күн бұрын

@@leavingitblank9363 As mother got older I would ask her “Are you regular?” It would make her laugh. She would then ask me so I would laugh.

@leavingitblank9363 23 күн бұрын

@@r.claymccullough890 It's making me think of Laurence Olivier in "Marathon Man", when he kept asking Dustin Hoffman "Is it safe?" "Are you regular?" would be the perfect code question for a spoof thriller. I can just imagine Jim Carey in the role now...

@r.claymccullough890 21 күн бұрын

⁠⁠@@leavingitblank9363I agree, and Jim Carey would be perfect.

@ek6321 19 күн бұрын

Stephen Merchant is hilarious. Always a pleasure to watch him.

@Qmarine555 24 күн бұрын

"We've arranged to meet back at you."

@jeanneratterman 24 күн бұрын

Stephen Merchant 🥰❤️👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@aprilwoods7735 24 күн бұрын

"You Can't Always Get What You Want!"🤣🤣🤣🤣.... Parlay to You and a Good Cheers!! Sending Love Your Way from up here on the Bluenose Coast, Nova Scotia💙🤍💙

@Mjgirl55 24 күн бұрын

Omg! The Mick story is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MRJ_17 24 күн бұрын

Eyes bulged with imagined riches

@abbysomnia624 23 күн бұрын

No, my eyes bulge normally.. that's not me being greedy. It's extraordinary

@Johnny6666 21 күн бұрын

XFM Represent!

@Sindollx666x 23 күн бұрын

"You need to prime someone for a Jagger." Fwah-ha-ha such a great quote. I adore Merchant. Honestly I love BOTH Stephen's. (I have a little brother also named Stephen ❤)

@katalac 24 күн бұрын

Oh ,those English guys..to the end..they get us

@canadaclaret 24 күн бұрын

I am excited to hear that there is a season three of Outlaws. It is a great show. Be sure to watch seasons 1 and 2.

@Sara-mf3px 23 күн бұрын

Omg I love his stories 😂🫶 Outlaws is fantastic. So pumped for the new season. 💗

@tomshady3530 24 күн бұрын

I can see how this guy created the office. He is genuinely funny.

@allendracabal0819 21 күн бұрын

Well, co-created. Ricky Gervais made a significant contribution to it.

@emillion4470 23 күн бұрын

For an extremely tall human, he's got relatively good posture - he doesn't slouch too much.

@etcetraetcetra3173 24 күн бұрын

See Fallon, this is how a great talk show host is suppose to act when he hears jokes from his guests, laughed but with no or very little sound so not to be picked up by the microphones. Don't laughed and talk loudly. Let your guests be in the spotlight.

@blueabattoir 23 сағат бұрын

Fallon is in love with Fallon.

@chicken-wuss 24 күн бұрын

Eyes that pop out of their head...Steve.

@H-Vox 23 күн бұрын

Karl is the GOAT of comic timing (intentional or not)

@DNTXPCTMCH 23 күн бұрын

I could listen to Stephen talk and tell stories for hours. Thank you for this conversation 😂❤

@chezzachezza7325 2 күн бұрын

The office only watched the real one sorry America 😂

@BuildinWings 24 күн бұрын

Steve is secretly the brains behind most things you like from Ricky.

@snr0n 23 күн бұрын

Absolutely. I was stunned when I found out how unfunny Ricky is on his own! Merchant has always been underappreciated, so I'm glad to see the stretched muppet doing so well these days 😄

@RosieHarp 24 күн бұрын

I can smell his adrenaline. He's not usually this hyper or speaking this loud 😆

@BestFitSquareChannel 24 күн бұрын

‘Can’t always get what you want.’ 😂 Lovely guest. 🤸🏽‍♂️🫶🏼🌞

@lageez121 12 күн бұрын

His humor slays me! Haven't laughed so much in too long.

@ethor7676 23 күн бұрын

Everybody needs to watch The Outlaws! Fantastic show

@amandasherlock4035 23 күн бұрын

I can't believe I've never heard of Stephen Merchant.... I'm going to watch the Outlaws. What a fantastic guy!

@jennifermeyer704 21 күн бұрын

The Outlaws is hilarious! Do watch it. 😂

@Isleofskye 3 күн бұрын

Co-Wrote the original "The Office" in The UK.

@waynereardon 20 күн бұрын

His appearance on Norm McDonald's show was hilarious. He said to Norm something like "you don't have many black people or women on this show" and Norm quickly replied "well yeah, it's supposed to be a comedy show"

@andreagoodman1636 23 күн бұрын

I ADORE. Stephen Merchant! I do see a Wallace& Grommet character in him, though!😂

@ellydavis2066 24 күн бұрын

Love Stephen Merchant. Wish there was more Hello Ladies, that had legs.

@wonderlizz 23 күн бұрын

Love this guy and the Outlaws!

@skiddlybatch 24 күн бұрын

Merchant is the Larry David of English comedy. Absolute genius.

@cactaceous 22 күн бұрын

What?? You could say that maybe about Gervais…

@anastasiabeaverhausen8220 24 күн бұрын

Merchant did one of the funniest guest star turns on Big Bang Theory. Clever chap.

@Manski_123 23 күн бұрын

I'd love to hear Mick Jagger's side of that anecdote

@PETRAMOTION 24 күн бұрын

😂 4 cans of PBR ❤

@ENigma-um8zw 24 күн бұрын

He’s done you again, Steve!

@christajeanne1427 23 күн бұрын

Brilliant. Such talent. Love both Stephens.

@laurie6123 24 күн бұрын

The Outlaws is a fun series!

@SaloniSymphonies 24 күн бұрын

This guy is brilliant in everything - but his cameos on Modern Family are just delightful

@freem8son86 24 күн бұрын

Eyes bulging with imagined riches

@laalaa99stl 24 күн бұрын

Mick would probably be willing to buttle for Little Richard, were he still alive. 😁

@trystero13 24 күн бұрын

Don’t know bout Mick as butler, but Little Richard would’ve looked swank in a French Maid’s get up

@tomshady3530 24 күн бұрын

What IS it like to be buttled?

@LUFC123 24 күн бұрын

Eyes that pop out of their head.......... Steve

@carynw2625 24 күн бұрын

The Outlaws is a lot of fun

@zoeherriot Күн бұрын

And this is a perfect encapsulation of why the Office feels so awkward.

@katalac 24 күн бұрын

Great way to think of it!

@Stark238 24 күн бұрын

Steve, were you a tall baby?

@abbysomnia624 23 күн бұрын

Mr. and Mrs. Merchant, you've given birth to a basketball player!

@H-Vox 23 күн бұрын

I could kick me height

@Alex-mj5dv 23 сағат бұрын

@@abbysomnia624look at his dribble already

@Loki_Yogi 24 күн бұрын

I FKN LOVE Stephen Merchant. He's so uniquely hilarious. 😂🤣😂🤣

@pickelkilla 24 күн бұрын

Wheatley

@user-vk6gj6ou4f 23 күн бұрын

Great guest😂love the Mick story

@Citiesinmotionplayer 24 күн бұрын

They told me to never, never, ever, disconnect myself from my management rail, or I would die. But we're out of options here, so be ready to catch me, on the off chance that I'm not dead the moment I pop off this thing.

@coreywall1977 24 күн бұрын

Always amused by Merchant

@ElizabethHalloway-nz7wb 24 күн бұрын

Tonight's show was Hilarious!

@tumblingworm737 3 күн бұрын

The fuc he soo tall for!?😂 I love it

@TroysSweetCornhole 24 күн бұрын

I loved him in Portal 2 and being a guest on Norm Macdonalds show

@mark-hollis 24 күн бұрын

I played Portal 2 again just to hear his comments again.

@Ftball10 23 сағат бұрын

For different reasons, and at "uncanny level", these two have always reminded me of my best friend from childhood, who went to Northwestern like Colbert; and I have always idolized them both...So cool for me to see them in conversation. And btw, if you look really closely, you'll see that Merchant's glasses lenses are totally convex to keep his eyeballs from rubbing against them.

@davidevans3227 15 күн бұрын

great just laughed all the way through thankyou for sharing this 🙂 x

@KylieIsOverIt 4 күн бұрын

He is perfection.

@Czechbound 24 күн бұрын

Stephen stalling on the steps not be seen as been short. Classic Stephen

@Ryan-on5on 17 күн бұрын

Colbert's not even that short! He publicly lists his height as 5'11, which is an inch or so above the median average for male Caucasian Americans. Merchant is just freakishly tall!

@Czechbound 17 күн бұрын

@@Ryan-on5on I think Colbert is exactly the sort of person who would add an inch to his height.

@Einomar 13 күн бұрын

@@CzechboundSure bub

@Vyzard 24 күн бұрын

I can't be the only one who was so invested in his last tale and got whiplash from hearing Donald and Melania. The shorter Stephen also struggled to give a comeback lol

@tengo682A 23 күн бұрын

I can't stop imagining Wheatley saying all of these 😭

@MsMiika13 20 күн бұрын

Huge crush! Wasn't aware season 3 was out. Thrilled. Made my night.

@marinakaye8284 24 күн бұрын

Hey Stephen, how about," Can't get no satisfaction!" with the sausages. lol

@GenRN 24 күн бұрын

🎶 I can’t get no pigs in blankets 🎶

@janejvetej 24 күн бұрын

Cow hit by train, lands on farmer's wife

@guinnessharvey4476 24 күн бұрын

2.28 good old Russian joke about “if Gorbachev is the driver”

@allendracabal0819 21 күн бұрын

I first heard it as the Pope.

@chartaiwan 19 күн бұрын

He was great in tbbt

@jjflash9310 24 күн бұрын

Bloody funny stuff from a brilliant nervous man, you can almost feel his rapid heart beat.

@MedicineMundy 24 күн бұрын

I love this man. I’m so glad to see Stephen again! 😎👉👉

@jklii 24 күн бұрын

Eyes bulging with imagined pigs in blankets

@dee398 23 күн бұрын

He’s so funny 😂❤

@leslie122759 23 күн бұрын

I love Steven Merchant, he’s so funny!

@jvallas 2 күн бұрын

He's a terrific guest.

@DeathlyTired 24 күн бұрын

Mick Jagger - the Woody Allen that time forgot

@cactaceous 22 күн бұрын

Was Mick Jagger also accused of disgusting things by his petty, vindictive, narcissistic ex girlfriend?

@KernelHughes 11 күн бұрын

Jagger has done questionable things either other girls who were underage. He was in Epstein's Black Book@@cactaceous

@sv8911 23 күн бұрын

Love this guy!

@grogu1986 23 күн бұрын

Legend!!!

@hieronymusboschful 20 күн бұрын

Fantastic!

@lazyperfectionist1 24 күн бұрын

"You can't always get what you want." 😆😆😆 Oh, he probably got a kick out of that. There has to be nothin' better than a fan who actually _knows_ your work.

@Dunkakino 23 күн бұрын

He's a fantastic storyteller lol.

@mikezooper 2 сағат бұрын

It didn’t go any better when I visited Mick 😂

@1969citizenj 22 күн бұрын

I first saw him in the Accounting Department on The Good Place - excellent! Great stories!

@hydrarue3725 22 күн бұрын

I am a The Office is The Office, the American one is the American one. The OG is one of the greatest shows of all time. It was so special and unique when it came out.