"I'm Not Into Coups" Claims Our Fascist Former President

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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Donald Trump, our fascist former president, lashed out at Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Mark Milley today, who says he feared Trump was stoking unrest in preparation for a coup attempt on January 6th, the day scores of insurrectionists overran the U.S. Capitol in his name. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@luckysours8397
@luckysours8397 2 жыл бұрын
Demanda Recount is my favorite drag queen
@olivertwelch
@olivertwelch 2 жыл бұрын
"Donald Trump is a fascist." YES! Thank you for saying it!
@petercoo9177
@petercoo9177 2 жыл бұрын
But he said the "T-word", which I was really hoping he would never, ever do agian....
@rajkaur5072
@rajkaur5072 2 жыл бұрын
"bitten by a radioactive idiot" is the best thing ever. laughed real hard in a long time.
@deannedflrocks5337
@deannedflrocks5337 2 жыл бұрын
"If society today allows wrong to go unchallenged the impression is created that those wrongs have the approval of the majority." -Rep. Barbara Jordan
@georgeb.wolffsohn30
@georgeb.wolffsohn30 2 жыл бұрын
An amazing woman.
@uptheriverful
@uptheriverful 2 жыл бұрын
yes - the rest of the world is going WTF is wrong with America.
@bhawani301
@bhawani301 2 жыл бұрын
The officer, Eugene Goodman, who led that mob away from Madame Speaker's office deserves a statue.
@nonameentered1918
@nonameentered1918 2 жыл бұрын
Hold the statue, give them a bonus!
@bhawani301
@bhawani301 2 жыл бұрын
@@nonameentered1918 true
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
So does that poor officer who was killed that day.
@jonbus766
@jonbus766 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/m9Kjrdp2vc-Ynmg.html
@ericminch
@ericminch 2 жыл бұрын
Luckily they've just freed up a spot in Charlottesville VA.
@crovax1375
@crovax1375 2 жыл бұрын
Ignoring trump's** antics would be like ignoring a cancer diagnosis
@victorarredondo304
@victorarredondo304 2 жыл бұрын
Apparently he lives rent free in y'alls heads
@heyfunny3036
@heyfunny3036 2 жыл бұрын
Like a malignant cancer on a malignant narcissist. He needs to be removed.
@crovax1375
@crovax1375 2 жыл бұрын
@@victorarredondo304 trolls like you won't last
@gregvondare
@gregvondare 2 жыл бұрын
"Treason's Greetings" -- priceless.
@billytheweasel
@billytheweasel 2 жыл бұрын
When I think of the stupidity of the average Republican it's easy to forget half are even stupider.
@bman3794
@bman3794 2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂💀💀💀💀
@alanai1981
@alanai1981 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud at that one
@StreetTruckinTitan
@StreetTruckinTitan 2 жыл бұрын
TRE45ON
@MonadRimsire
@MonadRimsire 2 жыл бұрын
Why on EARTH would he bother to lie about the photo thing? It's so petty
@feliciasantiago4345
@feliciasantiago4345 2 жыл бұрын
Seems like he did tho, people can be so petty, and it seems billionaires aren’t left behind.
@kiriuxeosa8716
@kiriuxeosa8716 2 жыл бұрын
Um...guys with money are always petty they feel they've earned everyones praise cause they have money I mean He paid to have the plane made and to have someone pilot it and some how he acts like he did everything, he was a passenger on a plane
@molly-zx9cr
@molly-zx9cr 2 жыл бұрын
Did Trump just, “you’re not pretty enough anyways” General Milley?!
@thunderousapplause
@thunderousapplause 2 жыл бұрын
lol. perfect.
@michaelmolitor1888
@michaelmolitor1888 2 жыл бұрын
He's a monster of all forms.
@jonbus766
@jonbus766 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hN9pnbGe1r-coWg.html
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 2 жыл бұрын
The "J" in DJT stands for "sour grapes".
@zesty9815
@zesty9815 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, T****'s famous _“she’s not my type”_ defense.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
That rocket is no virgin.. it rode another plane for miles before it had to finish itself off on its own.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 жыл бұрын
You’re my favorite poster. This one takes the cake!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tonyhouse1168 * tips an imaginary hat *
@boogiewoogie9770
@boogiewoogie9770 2 жыл бұрын
Space. The new playground of the obscenely rich. So inspiring!
@ChrisSmith88love
@ChrisSmith88love 2 жыл бұрын
Dueling Space Yachts.
@wendydabee
@wendydabee 2 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only one thinking this but: Of course 'he' isn't into coups.... because he only likes coups that succeed.
@hyperboi87
@hyperboi87 2 жыл бұрын
Damn Branson lied his ass off alot during this whole space thing, even lied to Steve right to his face on live tv, I'm glad he called that shit out lol
@WildFyreful
@WildFyreful 2 жыл бұрын
What do you expect of an ultra rich ass? He didn't get all that money by doing honest business practices; he got that rich by being immoral. Lying comes naturally to him.
@cameronsitton501
@cameronsitton501 2 жыл бұрын
I felt so much more hurt than I think I was supposed to when I found out he was lied to
@mori1bund
@mori1bund 2 жыл бұрын
@@WildFyreful actually he got rich setting up a record company to publish Mike Oldfield's 'Tubular Bells' album when no other record company wanted to do it. How immoral...
@TheOGClassicMan
@TheOGClassicMan 2 жыл бұрын
I wish we could just forget him too...but we must remember to avoid repeating our mistakes...
@nickfrodsad1161
@nickfrodsad1161 2 жыл бұрын
You mean like socialism?? HAHAHAHAHA you people are both entertaining and depressing
@robc4191
@robc4191 2 жыл бұрын
We couldn't just learn from Germany?
@Pernicion
@Pernicion 2 жыл бұрын
I fear the mistake will be repeated... immediately. The world is on a collision course for Trump 2024. I guess we can hope that the cheeseburgers finally win their war with his heart.
@xmlthegreat
@xmlthegreat 2 жыл бұрын
@@nickfrodsad1161 you say socialism failed, but almost every country in the world has socialist laws - banning child labour, product safety, food and drug regulators, unions (such as police unions), unemployment benefits, universal healthcare (in developed countries), etc... So did socialism really fail or did it infiltrate every country and just become the norm?
@Zerolink30
@Zerolink30 2 жыл бұрын
The sad part is we will repeat it bc we never learn, case and point Nick at the top of the thread.
@SeldimSeen1
@SeldimSeen1 2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite Colbert monologs.
@bulletprooftiger1879
@bulletprooftiger1879 2 жыл бұрын
Mine too! This episode should honestly get an Emmy! :)
@jimmio3727
@jimmio3727 2 жыл бұрын
monologue* no english doesn't make any sense
@imsmoitra2051991
@imsmoitra2051991 2 жыл бұрын
This is the best Stephen Colbert monologue ever - delightfully random!
@boudicasayseclecticasfck1359
@boudicasayseclecticasfck1359 2 жыл бұрын
The monologues following January 6 were the best to me. Articulate, angry and straight to the point.
@RogerHerzler
@RogerHerzler 2 жыл бұрын
Treasons Greetings was an epic joke.
@lindadepauw4902
@lindadepauw4902 2 жыл бұрын
He was really at the top of his game!
@saml302
@saml302 2 жыл бұрын
liked for saying the words "Donald Trump is a fascist" out loud on air
@TremereTT
@TremereTT 2 жыл бұрын
Probably by American definition. As apparently everything is either communist or fascist in the USA. Why can't he just be a populistic lier and conman? Is that too objective?
@funface4
@funface4 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, me too. Colbert the best.
@maxheadly6045
@maxheadly6045 2 жыл бұрын
Trump trademarks Fascism and Nepotism.
@JohnSmith-df5vh
@JohnSmith-df5vh 2 жыл бұрын
@@TremereTT Because he ran on a platform of arresting/jailing his political opponents, said he wouldn't accept the election results if he lost, called to invalidate millions of votes because he couldn't handle losing either the popular vote or the electoral vote, he claimed he had the absolute power to do whatever he wanted as president, he demanded their personal loyalty to him and fired people for investigating him, his campaign, or his associates, he called for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the country and claimed at least half of Muslims living in the US were a threat, he explicitly called for Democratic party votes to be invalidated, he often threatened to deny disaster relief funding and other federal aid programs to blue states, he awarded government contracts to campaign donors that were not equipped to meet the contract's provisions, he explicitly said patronizing of his personal businesses would improve international or political relations, and he attempted a coup. He is a fascist, objectively.
@sister9059
@sister9059 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/a9OdnpWhldTUgKs.html ?
@ousmanedanieljongue7255
@ousmanedanieljongue7255 2 жыл бұрын
amazing. Stephen was on fire tonight... such a good segment!
@LB-lx2tf
@LB-lx2tf 2 жыл бұрын
This was one of the Funniest shows I've seen in a while. The photo bit was gravy! Thanks, I needed that 😂
@spliter227
@spliter227 2 жыл бұрын
The Cpac stage was shaped like a rune the SS used to wear, stay vigilante people.
@spliter227
@spliter227 2 жыл бұрын
the only good fascist is a dead one
@bongosock
@bongosock 2 жыл бұрын
"He's like spiderman - if he got bitten by a radioactive idiot" - Awesome :)
@michaelgreenwood3413
@michaelgreenwood3413 2 жыл бұрын
@Collin Smith Least we have senses of humor, Z-ass.
@michaelgreenwood3413
@michaelgreenwood3413 2 жыл бұрын
@Collin Smith No, they just don't find violence, racism and bigotry funny unlike certain people.
@lorieastman6398
@lorieastman6398 2 жыл бұрын
He probably saw it written down somewhere and thought “of course I’m not into coups, I prefer limos.” So that way he’s not really lying. 🧐
@popeye5808
@popeye5808 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@u2canmakeadifference603
@u2canmakeadifference603 2 жыл бұрын
Lori, you are absolutely correct! He is such an idiot he most likely thought they were talking about a car! He loved big trucks and tanks so he definitely loves big vehicles!
@jayjaz1873
@jayjaz1873 2 жыл бұрын
We have known that from the moment he came down the escalator. He is a dangerous fascist and he came very close. Just imagine if Flynn was in charge at the time
@Steve-gc5nt
@Steve-gc5nt 2 жыл бұрын
They'll be telling us that the Queen didn't really parachute into the London Olympics next.
@zesty9815
@zesty9815 2 жыл бұрын
_“If I was going to do a coup, one of the last people I would want to do it with is General Mark Milley.”_ Oh, there's that _“she’s not my type”_ defense.
@jonbus766
@jonbus766 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hN9pnbGe1r-coWg.html
@MrBsbotto
@MrBsbotto 2 жыл бұрын
I bet the young Master Trump had many such Snappy Comebacks in his grade school years. Such classics as, "Oh yeah?" and "so's your mama!" hang in the Hall of Devastating Quips to this very day. The man is a God. Go Goops go!
@Lafever1883
@Lafever1883 2 жыл бұрын
Yep he never fails to bring out that old chestnut. It's just him throwing A fit because some one had the nerve to tell him no or more likely HELL NO! Well former guy is right the General is not vary pretty, but he also is not stupid enough to go along with a coup .
@theresamcdonald4730
@theresamcdonald4730 2 жыл бұрын
That's only because the General wouldn't do what trumpy would want! He would have to get the TRAITOR mike Flynn who has already been proven to associate with Russians!!!!! Flynn has already talked about a military coup!!!!
@AlexZ-lc6nl
@AlexZ-lc6nl 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha 🤣 he really is a soar looser. The type of guy you wouldn’t want your daughter to date cuz he’s insecure, a liar and a major soar looser.
@maikutsukino4743
@maikutsukino4743 2 жыл бұрын
"Treason's Greetings" was awesome!
@cgrey4082
@cgrey4082 2 жыл бұрын
The writers had a field day with this!
@frankyeichler3303
@frankyeichler3303 2 жыл бұрын
Interesting to see the history of my country repeat itself in the US. I am sorry for every decent human being having to deal with this
@alissacheck4194
@alissacheck4194 2 жыл бұрын
Can you tell us what happens next? I'm tired of the surprises.
@cmconley33
@cmconley33 2 жыл бұрын
Thankfully, our fürher-wanna-be was stupid and surrounded himself with people as stupid as they were ineffective. We were saved because these guys probably *couldn’t* find their asses with a map and a flashlight. Your guy was terrifyingly effective, and surrounded himself with terrifyingly effective people.
@skyrocketcoast219
@skyrocketcoast219 2 жыл бұрын
just about dropped my cup of coffee when he said, ' except it was in English'. once again great monologue!
@YesItsMeGuys68
@YesItsMeGuys68 2 жыл бұрын
Perhaps one of Steven’s best monologues ever !
@mlm7536
@mlm7536 2 жыл бұрын
One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.
@hmq9052
@hmq9052 2 жыл бұрын
The alt Reich We're all borrowing that 🤝
@thankyouverymuch
@thankyouverymuch 2 жыл бұрын
No need to borrow it. We all already had it.
@marquisdelafayette1929
@marquisdelafayette1929 2 жыл бұрын
Everybody’s gangster til they are in front of the judge.
@dont-want-no-wrench
@dont-want-no-wrench 2 жыл бұрын
his psuedo lawyers have been whimpering in front of the judge this week
@PanzerBuyer
@PanzerBuyer 2 жыл бұрын
Obama should be impeached for killing 400,000 and making 15,000,000 refugees in Syria. Yeah, his administration did that but nothing can make you care about that.
@DavZeugme
@DavZeugme 2 жыл бұрын
Get back to Germany please.
@emandem3088
@emandem3088 2 жыл бұрын
@@PanzerBuyer Well aren’t you just such a brave one...assuming no one cares about anything else in this world. However it should be noted the your glaring error in statistical bluster should be taken to task. You do realize President Obama has not been in office since January 2017 right? Just checking because you seem to think he is still in office as how else would he get impeached? And no, President Obama did not cause the Syrian civil war, neither thru foreign policy nor lack thereof. Good grief Charlie Brown, seems you don’t know what caused the Syrian civil war. ‘K so I’ll tell you...the Syrian civil war and resulting refugee crisis is the result of a violent government crackdown on public demonstrations in support of a group of teenagers who were arrested for anti-government graffiti in the southern town of Daraa. Seriously kid, that’s what started the whole thing. Regardless, after 10 years of violent government suppression on the part of the Syrian government you will be pleased to know that under the Obama administration, the humanitarian goal for admitting Syrian refugees was surpassed and a total of 18,000 Syrian refugees were accepted into the US. That is until 2017 when YKW took office and suspended the refugee program in its entirety. So there’s yer sign. You seem to care so much about Syrian refugees yet it seems you have no understanding of their plight and how the effects of the trump administration which blocked resettlement of these people. When the program reopened, Trump actually set a record of the lowest refugee admissions since 1980 when Congress created the refugee resettlement program. Affecting in particular, the Syrian refugees. Well boy howdy, ain’t that somethin’ to be proud of. As a result, the US no longer lead the world in humanitarian efforts. Do you understand? Under the trump admin, less and less refugees were allowed to enter the US so-called safe haven and even tho the ceiling was lowered, many less people were allowed in. And interestingly enough, the majority of those refugees who were admitted were Christian, not the religions of 90% Syrian people, the majority being Sunni Islam. (And I know some will jump on that because some Syrians are Christian however only about 10% so the approximation is still accurate.). Again...there’s yer sign. So it seems your outrage is misplaced. But maybe nothing will make you care about that. 🤔
@brianfergus839
@brianfergus839 2 жыл бұрын
@@PanzerBuyer “but but but but OBAMA!!!” You really have no idea how pathetic you are, huh? LOL
@karenquehl6869
@karenquehl6869 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen you are just fabulous!! I am a Canadian living near Toronto! No I don't live in an igloo! I have a son and family living in Seattle right now. I had to stop watching US news and now the world news. just so scary. So you help me navigate the crazies out there. So nice to see you live!!
@bzat2024
@bzat2024 2 жыл бұрын
“ just another bike ride “ 😂😂
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm not into coups!" Well, ya could've fooled us on that.
@rumpvirus7393
@rumpvirus7393 2 жыл бұрын
Orange pledge injection told everybody he would be there and Pence was their main problem. Not sure how long after they took care of Pence they would notice Spanky is not there... Hey ,,, that dirty rotten so and so blistering rump pounder with cheese. Anybody got some more wood to build another... ...Ok put that back in your pants. Who brought the Viking ? ...and you know Trump would be watching it all on TV.
@Wulfspyder
@Wulfspyder 2 жыл бұрын
He's not into coups that failed.
@ealexander71
@ealexander71 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, what the hell is August all about, the GOP hasn't disputed any bullchit rumors that the orange sack of chit isn't coming back!!! More money from their Nazi base!!!
@kevinstrong8265
@kevinstrong8265 2 жыл бұрын
@chris kretzer Well then, what is Twitler then? What color is he also? Looks orange to me. Practice up on sentencing.
@lynnwilhoite6194
@lynnwilhoite6194 2 жыл бұрын
@chris kretzer Russian bot detected
@aliciacalinoiu1046
@aliciacalinoiu1046 2 жыл бұрын
Yes..... we suffered enough 😂😂😂😂
@jroth7915
@jroth7915 2 жыл бұрын
Omg........thank you so much! I thought nobody noticed this. I don't want to watch the silence of the press anymore.
@aicram62
@aicram62 2 жыл бұрын
"For once the CIA DIDN'T want to destabilize a democracy" ROFLMAO
@pizee
@pizee 2 жыл бұрын
That was deep!!!
@nicorobin5978
@nicorobin5978 2 жыл бұрын
Kind of wish we could just move on from Trump. Guess it's difficult to when conservatives treat him like a god, but as someone who voted against him, I just want him to go away.
@jazz_daddy2517
@jazz_daddy2517 2 жыл бұрын
Whenever people talk about him, I just say “who?” It’s so satisfying to not have to know who that slime is
@klee88029
@klee88029 2 жыл бұрын
Let the totally dysfunctional GOP all rip apart and the 45% of them that are anti-vaxxers catch COVID-19 Delta. Or, even better, Epsilon, which is just around the corner. I am now Praying only for all medical personnel; I give up on any hopes that those Trumplicans will ever come to their senses.
@brandonsmith9860
@brandonsmith9860 2 жыл бұрын
The media doesnt want him to go away though. Without him the news chanels were collapsing
@jazz_daddy2517
@jazz_daddy2517 2 жыл бұрын
@@klee88029 reasoning with trumpanzees is like trying to teach a toddler calculus
@Foetoid2k6
@Foetoid2k6 2 жыл бұрын
Consider the opposite. His existence continues to splinter and destroy the GOP. He’s a blessing!
@gregoryferber3231
@gregoryferber3231 2 жыл бұрын
I think forgetting about him would be a grave mistake.
@marceasusanna7749
@marceasusanna7749 2 жыл бұрын
Very good point.
@mfcabrini
@mfcabrini 2 жыл бұрын
Sad, but true. Let's not repeat the same mistake by forgetting history no matter how recent.
@Jimmy1982Playlists
@Jimmy1982Playlists 2 жыл бұрын
Yep!
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
He's like that moal on your back. It could be deeply unwise to ignore it.
@lifeinmotion1656
@lifeinmotion1656 2 жыл бұрын
Those who forget history are in for some chill times. Or something, I forget how it goes.
@pauljohnston9446
@pauljohnston9446 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm not into Coups .... I prefer sedans ... or limousines "
@doc2log
@doc2log 2 жыл бұрын
Please say EX-president. "Former" is too nice for the failed fascist. He's not even orange now!
@thesoundsmith
@thesoundsmith 2 жыл бұрын
"...for once, the CIA didn't want to destabilize a democracy..." Give the writer a raise. And a passport, quick...
@J.5.M.
@J.5.M. 2 жыл бұрын
That was gold. I thank Stephen and his team for keeping it honest
@EH23831
@EH23831 2 жыл бұрын
Lol! That’s why Gen Milley would be the perfect coup partner- special forces specialise in destabilising democracies... it’s why he knew the signs
@TKUltra971
@TKUltra971 2 жыл бұрын
HAHHAA! that was Fking golden!
@danielrobertson4811
@danielrobertson4811 2 жыл бұрын
The CIA and the writer are the same person stupid. This is fake comedy… this is literally establishment comedy… corporate comedy… literally fascist comedy if you think about it for one second
@KG-fz6fm
@KG-fz6fm 2 жыл бұрын
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@sharonolsen6579
@sharonolsen6579 2 жыл бұрын
"Agent Orange" and his republican minions are still at it .. What is being done NOW ?? !!! He should have been indicted months ago !
@victorarredondo304
@victorarredondo304 2 жыл бұрын
You are the POS democrats you have atacked him for months way after he's gone. He's living rent free in you're heads
@realtimebiblicalinterpreta6972
@realtimebiblicalinterpreta6972 2 жыл бұрын
Dam right. Why is that taking so long
@yourmomgoestocollege3242
@yourmomgoestocollege3242 2 жыл бұрын
@@victorarredondo304 you heard that saying somewhere once on tiktok and now it's living rent free in your head.
@andrewblanchard2398
@andrewblanchard2398 2 жыл бұрын
@@victorarredondo304 -------------------- DONALD JOHN TRUMP Sr's REAL PLAN FOR WHAT HE WANTED HIS TRUMPANAZI KLAN CULT TERRORISTS was to KILL OR INJURE HUNDREDS of our UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT POLITICIANS INCLUDING : VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE & SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE NANCY PELOSI & ALEXANDRIA OCASIO CORTEZ MIKE PENCE & NANCY PELOSI were the 2 DIRECTLY IN LINE for the UNITED STATES PRESIDENCY and also MITCH MCCONNELL LINDSAY GRAHAM CHUCK SCHUMER and many others DONALD TRUMP Sr SET THEM UP to be MURDERED by DONALD TRUMP Sr's TRUMPANAZI KLAN CULT TERRORISTS that would've left DONALD JOHN TRUMP Sr in CHARGE of AMERICA WITHOUT ANYONE in the CHAIN OF COMMAND BEHIND HIM that would've been the END of AMERICA & FREEDOM & DEMOCRACY FOREVER the EVIDENCE AGAINST THEM is LITERALLY on VIDEO the TRUMPANAZI TERRORISTS that ATTACKED & INVADED the UNITED STATES CAPITOL BUILDING should have the FOLLOWING CHARGES AGAINST THEM : TRESPASSING DAMAGING GOVERNMENT PROPERTY DESTROYING GOVERNMENT PROPERTY BREAKING & ENTERING ESPIONAGE - STEALING DOCUMENTS & COMPUTERS TREASON SEDITION INSURRECTION TERRORISM ASSAULT ASSAULT with INTENT to KILL TERRORISTIC INTIMIDATION MURDER - 5 CASES MULTIPLE ATTEMPTED MURDERS HATE CRIMES for RACIAL INTIMIDATION ( BUILDING THE SCAFFOLDING with the NOOSE HANGING from it ) they should all be SENTENCED to 100 YEARS in FEDERAL PRISON EACH without PAROLE or PARDON -----------------------
@andrewblanchard2398
@andrewblanchard2398 2 жыл бұрын
@@victorarredondo304 ------------------- THE TRUMP FAMILY'S CRIMES TRUMP'S TREASON & ESPIONAGE TRUMP'S COLLUSION & ESPIONAGE & TREASON WEDNESDAY JULY 27th 2016 DONALD JOHN TRUMP Sr : " RUSSIA IF YOU'RE LISTENING I HOPE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO FIND THE 30 THOUSAND HILLARY EMAILS THAT ARE MISSING " 5 HOURS LATER THE RUSSIANS HACKED THE DNC EMAIL SERVERS & HILLARY CLINTON'S EMAIL SERVERS & ILLEGALLY ACCESSED CLASSIFIED UNITED STATES INTELLIGENCE INFORMATION & UNITED STATES POLITICAL INFORMATION THAT COMPROMISED UNITED STATES SECURITY that's CALLED ESPIONAGE that is a DEATH PENALTY OFFENSE COLLUSION = REMOVAL FROM OFFICE HEAVY FINES & 25 YEARS in PRISON or EXECUTION ESPIONAGE = REMOVAL FROM OFFICE & LIFE IMPRISONMENT or EXECUTION TREASON = REMOVAL from OFFICE & LIFE IMPRISONMENT or EXECUTION ------------------- FALSIFYING GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS DESTROYING GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS WITNESS TAMPERING WITNESS INTIMIDATION ATTEMPTING TO SUBORN PERJURY THROUGH WITNESS INTIMIDATION TREASON ESPIONAGE SEDITION INSURRECTION OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE OBSTRUCTION OF CONGRESS EMOLUMENTS VIOLATIONS RICO ACT VIOLATIONS MONEY LAUNDERING CHARITY FRAUD EMBEZZLEMENT BLACKMAIL - EXTORTION SEXUAL HARASSMENT PEDOPHILIA WITNESS TAMPERING WITNESS INTIMIDATION SUBORNING PERJURY the EVIDENCE AGAINST them : EVERYTHING the TRUMP CRIME FAMILY has DONE SINCE 1970 to CURRENT VIDEOS TV NEWS INTERVIEWS PRESS CONFERENCES RALLIES ON VIDEOS TWEETS PUBLIC STATEMENTS ------------------------ COLLUSION WITH RUSSIA TO STEAL THE 2016 UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION = REMOVAL FROM OFFICE & THE TRUMP FAMILY can never run for any PUBLIC POLITICAL OFFICE EVER AGAIN & HEAVY FINES or 25 YEARS to LIFE IMPRISONMENT WITNESS TAMPERING WITNESS INTIMIDATION & ATTEMPTING TO SUBORN PERJURY THROUGH WITNESS INTIMIDATION & WITNESS TAMPERING = 25 YEARS to LIFE in PRISON EACH ESPIONAGE = REMOVAL FROM OFFICE & the TRUMP FAMILY can never run for any PUBLIC POLITICAL OFFICE EVER AGAIN = LIFE IMPRISONMENT or EXECUTION TREASON = the TRUMP FAMILY can never run for PUBLIC POLITICAL OFFICE ever again & REMOVAL from OFFICE = LIFE IMPRISONMENT or EXECUTION OBSTRUCTION of JUSTICE = 20 YEARS in PRISON for EACH OFFENSE SEDITION = INCITING a CIVIL WAR to ILLEGALLY STAY in POWER - OFFICE = REMOVAL from OFFICE & THE TRUMP FAMILY can never run for any PUBLIC POLITICAL OFFICE EVER AGAIN = LIFE IMPRISONMENT or EXECUTION ----------------------- the TRUMP FAMILY'S GUILTY of : COLLUSION to STEAL the 2016 UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION TREASON ESPIONAGE OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE WITNESS INTIMIDATION WITNESS TAMPERING SUBORNING PERJURY OBSTRUCTION OF CONGRESS TAX EVASION TAX FRAUD CHARITY FRAUD EMBEZZLEMENT EMOLUMENTS VIOLATIONS EVEN the MINIMAL SENTENCE of 5 YEARS EACH = 65 YEARS in FEDERAL PRISON 1 YEAR for EACH = 13 YEARS in FEDERAL PRISON ---------------------- ROBBING AMERICA DONALD JOHN TRUMP Sr should have to PAY BACK the following PRESIDENTIAL YEARLY SPENDING SALARY is $ 50 THOUSAND DOLLARS a YEAR TRUMP'S SPENT 500 YEARS WORTH EVERY DAY that DONALD JOHN TRUMP Sr stayed at 1 of HIS RESORTS while he was in OFFICE $ 50,000 c × 500 years = $ 25 MILLION DOLLARS a DAY 183 days a year at the cost of $ 25 MILLION DOLLARS a DAY = $ 4 BILLION 575 MILLION DOLLARS a YEAR × 4 YEARS = $ 18 BILLION 300 MILLION DOLLARS since JANUARY 2017 ------------------- they won't be able to run for or hold any PUBLIC POLITICAL OFFICE IVANKA TRUMP JARED KUSHNER DONALD TRUMP Jr ERIC TRUMP are all CONSIDERED under the LAW to be CONVICTED FELONS in NEW YORK STATE & NEW YORK CITY they were taken to COURT & FOUND GUILTY of : CHARITY FRAUD & their CHARITIES were FORCIBLY SHUTDOWN they are also GUILTY of : TAX EVASION TAX FRAUD EMBEZZLEMENT MONEY LAUNDERING they chose to PAY FINES & PAY BACK the MONEY RATHER than FACE A TRIAL & go to JAIL or PRISON under NEW YORK STATE LAW THEY'RE CONVICTED FELONS GOOGLE IT they're alot of CONVICTED FELONS that NEVER SERVED JAIL or PRISON TIME I KNOW a few here in my HOMETOWN of CORTLAND NEW YORK they never went to JAIL or PRISON on ALL APPLICATIONS they have to ✅CHECK✅ the BOX that SAYS : " HAVE YOU EVER been CONVICTED of a FELONY " IVANKA JARED DON JR ERIC CAN'T LEGALLY RUN for any PUBLIC POLITICAL OFFICE ROY MOORE & JOE ARPAIO were given EXCEPTIONS BECAUSE their NAMES were on the ELECTION BALLOTS before they were CONVICTED they LOST & JUSTICE & DEMOCRACY was SERVED ----------------------
@amornrathbaron874
@amornrathbaron874 2 жыл бұрын
Love 💕 your monologue. I have never laughed so much. Thank you, thank you 🙏. Wayne M. 🇨🇦
@doublea1671
@doublea1671 2 жыл бұрын
That was a genuinely good, uh monologue right? It was fantastic.
@elliottboomsluiter7214
@elliottboomsluiter7214 2 жыл бұрын
'If i wanted to do a coup, it would be the greatest coup in history' -who else has no problem imagining trump saying exactly these words.
@nqobaningidi4834
@nqobaningidi4834 2 жыл бұрын
" it was going to be a huge , beautiful, and great Coup", lol
@ludicrousone8706
@ludicrousone8706 2 жыл бұрын
@@nqobaningidi4834 everybody says so😘
@summerbrewster5555
@summerbrewster5555 2 жыл бұрын
I would not be shocked if he has not already said this to somebody.
@elizabeth3124
@elizabeth3124 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/e5uGpruYutWoo2w.html
@nobobywoman2810
@nobobywoman2810 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/e5uGpruYutWoo2w.html .
@Aluhcav
@Aluhcav 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm not into coups." Yeah, he's also not into paying taxes, running a business the right way, or even understanding that you can't abandon a country to play golf.
@livb6945
@livb6945 2 жыл бұрын
Or marriage vows
@tomsenft7434
@tomsenft7434 2 жыл бұрын
But he is WAY into coups.
@OtakuMainer
@OtakuMainer 2 жыл бұрын
He's paid more in taxes that you could in several lifetimes...
@lisachaput2952
@lisachaput2952 2 жыл бұрын
@@OtakuMainer he paid $750. Anyone can pay more than that.
@OtakuMainer
@OtakuMainer 2 жыл бұрын
@@lisachaput2952 sorry but you’re completely wrong. You’re towing a narrative that was long since debunked. The reason he only had to pay that was he had already over paid from years previous. This man has paid millions upon millions in taxes throughout his life. Not only that but he didn’t even take a salary while in office. Please do your own research and not just regurgitate propaganda fueled by hatred…
@peterbrazeal7171
@peterbrazeal7171 2 жыл бұрын
After years of trying to tell people how bad this guy was, bringing up the fascist tendencies only for them to say “well socialism communism bad” blah blah blah, it’s so fucking refreshing to hear thee top General of the United State Military confirm everything you’ve been trying to say. I almost lost my damn mind these past few years
@peterbrazeal7171
@peterbrazeal7171 2 жыл бұрын
@@hc3657 *joined 2 months ago*
@peterbrazeal7171
@peterbrazeal7171 2 жыл бұрын
@@hc3657 your syntax is showing 🤡
@peterbrazeal7171
@peterbrazeal7171 2 жыл бұрын
@@hc3657 also your spamming has a history, sometimes I wish I was trashing a real person😢
@nurulilhamanwar449
@nurulilhamanwar449 2 жыл бұрын
Je job B B a
@evee8462
@evee8462 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert be spitting TRUTH here!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
We do miss the "Daht, daht, daht..." though.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
But I'm glad that's over, because it was a reminder that we had a clown for president.
@tans430
@tans430 2 жыл бұрын
Finally, finally. I've been calling him a fascist for all his term in office. But.... Americans have persisted calling him and his allies 'white supremacists'. Now, finally they are using the proper term!
@GeauT
@GeauT 2 жыл бұрын
Why not both?
@Idkbruh5
@Idkbruh5 2 жыл бұрын
He is both
@maudmcbride5594
@maudmcbride5594 2 жыл бұрын
Great! Honesty is the best policy! Thank you.
@harmjansen5373
@harmjansen5373 2 жыл бұрын
Smiling all the way
@neonshadow5005
@neonshadow5005 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, when a general says "These are the same nazis we fought in WW2 .." That is pretty insane.
@rejoyce318
@rejoyce318 2 жыл бұрын
And true.
@dappppppppt
@dappppppppt 2 жыл бұрын
The best thing to watch before I go into surgery. Being put under is scary and you have already calmed my nerves with laughter. Thank you Stephen Colbert. From your second home; Aotearoa New Zealand
@klee88029
@klee88029 2 жыл бұрын
Sending you a 🙏for a wonderful recovery without complications from Columbus, New Mexico, USA.
@ProjectFlashlight612
@ProjectFlashlight612 2 жыл бұрын
Kia kaha
@laurahoward5426
@laurahoward5426 2 жыл бұрын
Best Wishes from Texas
@cathieludemann5879
@cathieludemann5879 2 жыл бұрын
Add more prayers from NJ, USA 🇺🇸. Plus wishes for a speedy recovery.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
I hope your surgery is as successful as the one we had to excise Trump and his cancer cronies from the White House! Best wishes!
@joniskibo5910
@joniskibo5910 2 жыл бұрын
THANK You STEVEN for Putting this Video on @KZfaq .
@scherrypierce
@scherrypierce 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad to hear this OUT LOUD! (Our fascist president)
@princessbiker1975
@princessbiker1975 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah Biden
@free2express08
@free2express08 2 жыл бұрын
"Treasons Greetings...." 😂😂😂 Stephen bodied their whole family...!
@JLF201
@JLF201 2 жыл бұрын
"He's like Spider-Man if he'd gotten bitten by a radioactive idiot." I love this.
@janetbeebe6578
@janetbeebe6578 2 жыл бұрын
The writers should get a raise!
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
He answers the question, "who is worse, the fool or his followers?" Both.
@jonbus766
@jonbus766 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hN9pnbGe1r-coWg.html
@danielwaugh2215
@danielwaugh2215 2 жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 both. And they hardly share a brain
@sister9059
@sister9059 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/a9OdnpWhldTUgKs.html ?
@dandominare
@dandominare 2 жыл бұрын
"Did this picture go to space or am I just another bike ride to you?" is probably my favourite sentence of 2021
@fluffycat3946
@fluffycat3946 2 жыл бұрын
Great monologue!!! Love the show.
@jstnxprsn
@jstnxprsn 2 жыл бұрын
I noticed the problem with the "space photo" during the interview. So glad Stephen bought it up.
@bestproto5117
@bestproto5117 2 жыл бұрын
Just so that you can under what's going on Times v Sullivan is the landmark supreme court rulling of 1964 which allows Steaven Colbert to call Trump a Facist on air without being sued for defamation and pay millions in damages thanks god the supreme court is looking at overturning that precedent. That supreme court
@jstnxprsn
@jstnxprsn 2 жыл бұрын
@@bestproto5117 Your understanding of the law is actually worse than your use of the English language. Thanks for the laughs.
@bestproto5117
@bestproto5117 2 жыл бұрын
@@jstnxprsn English is not my native language unlike you! But my English is good enough to understand Colbert lies that he is getting pay to spread.
@jstnxprsn
@jstnxprsn 2 жыл бұрын
@@bestproto5117 Yeah, that's what they all say, but whatever. I'm less worried about how you speak than how you fail to understand concepts. Try looking up fascism. And while you are at it do some research on the legal history of protected speech and study 1930's Germany. Then maybe next time you won't embarrass yourself when you run your mouth.
@nobodyknows3180
@nobodyknows3180 2 жыл бұрын
@@bestproto5117 You're about a week late on the news, I'm afraid, SCOTUS has just reaffirmed Times vs. Sullivan. And you can probably thank your lucky starts that they did, because the protections afforded under Times vs. Sullivan represent a sword that cuts both ways - the alt-Right propaganda outlets like Fox, OANN, NewsMax, et al, would be shut down virtually overnight, because they would have to start coming up with rigorous proofs of what they say is right.
@Opus313
@Opus313 2 жыл бұрын
"...I don't do my impression... because, haven't you suffered enough..." Stephen truly cares about his audience!
@lyndamitton4496
@lyndamitton4496 2 жыл бұрын
Right on…we’ve had more than enough! How do both parties explain the fact that Criminal trump is still free?
@meg.22
@meg.22 2 жыл бұрын
I was afraid trump was gonna be like halter because he was relating virus to a country and race 😔
@sydnidowney3598
@sydnidowney3598 2 жыл бұрын
Did you know that it took *26 MONTHS* to bring charges against Richard Nixon for WATERGATE? And that was a DOJ that hadn’t been infiltrated with Nixon supporters and basically dismantled by BILL BARR.
@sandyarmstrong6511
@sandyarmstrong6511 2 жыл бұрын
THE BEST EVER I WISH YOU WERE REPLAYING THIS TONIGHT FEB 10, 2022.🙏✌️🤝
@saturnv2419
@saturnv2419 2 жыл бұрын
So that is how far GOP had become. "I am not a crook." "I am a crook, so what?"
@vincef7487
@vincef7487 2 жыл бұрын
👍🏽‼️
@maxhydekyle2425
@maxhydekyle2425 2 жыл бұрын
That's both parties and they have always been this way. The only difference now is that it's much harder for them to hide their criminal activities.
@BazzBrother
@BazzBrother 2 жыл бұрын
@@maxhydekyle2425 Ah yes, that winning mental gymnastic that won us the 2nd world ward: "I know the Axis of Evil is bad, but the British have an empire toooo, lets not forget everyone here is the bad guy"
@maxhydekyle2425
@maxhydekyle2425 2 жыл бұрын
@@BazzBrother Democracy is not a war. We shouldn't have to choose between the lesser of two evils. I don't understand people like you who seemingly hold such heavy loyalty to politicians that couldn't give less of a shit about you.
@bookfound
@bookfound 2 жыл бұрын
@@maxhydekyle2425 Its not the lesser of two evils I'm worried about, but the greater evil. I don't understand people who hold loyalty to politicians that couldn't give less of a shit about them.
@Hollins23
@Hollins23 2 жыл бұрын
I like that he calls out his old friend, Richard Branson on those points. The picture was something that many people commented on the other evening. (The "...or am I just another bike ride to you?" was a great line - fitting on so many levels!)
@vietnamd0820
@vietnamd0820 2 жыл бұрын
Branson exposed! 😂
@Limitless_One
@Limitless_One 2 жыл бұрын
Ya exactly! I think Branson is just a giant bullshitter. Why say your gonna do it and even cut the pic out and give Stephen The wrong pic after. The small gesture tells me a lot about that guy.
@Hollins23
@Hollins23 2 жыл бұрын
@@vietnamd0820 lol
@Hollins23
@Hollins23 2 жыл бұрын
@@Limitless_One It makes a person wonder...???
@twincast2005
@twincast2005 2 жыл бұрын
There are multiple actually possible benefit of the doubt explanations in which the picture he gave Stephen really was in space with him, but yeah, Branson is a well-known bullshitter, so it's doubtful.
@loslingos1232
@loslingos1232 2 жыл бұрын
Just found this guy. I am glad this was recommended to me!
@katiemcdavid4124
@katiemcdavid4124 2 жыл бұрын
Rump doesn't even know the meaning of the word "fascist'.
@yank-tc8bz
@yank-tc8bz 2 жыл бұрын
"I am not into Coups" , unless they work of course.
@richardbraakman7469
@richardbraakman7469 2 жыл бұрын
When an Army General says "guns", he doesn't mean firearms :) He means artillery.
@stevekluesner4430
@stevekluesner4430 2 жыл бұрын
ETC
@Breyfogle126
@Breyfogle126 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, AR15 < Tank and howitzers
@caru3257
@caru3257 2 жыл бұрын
MOABs
@bruceallen2862
@bruceallen2862 2 жыл бұрын
Suffered enough, and still suffering. With love from Hollywood North🇨🇦
@nopenope5042
@nopenope5042 2 жыл бұрын
imagine having resources to goto space and ruining it with two petty af lies 😕
@topnotch4564
@topnotch4564 2 жыл бұрын
Viva Stephen Colbert!!!!!!
@thomasmleahy6218
@thomasmleahy6218 2 жыл бұрын
And he continues to flaunt his impressive command of ignorance. The Drumpf speaks! Thank You Stephen.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I never have to hear the words "President Donald Trump" ever again, and I have no idea how anyone could say that with a straight face.
@MT-zy8el
@MT-zy8el 2 жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 you know they don’t have straight faces, all crooked!
@jonbus766
@jonbus766 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hN9pnbGe1r-coWg.html
@petyrkowalski9887
@petyrkowalski9887 2 жыл бұрын
Agolf Twittler is ignorance personified.
@francismarion6400
@francismarion6400 2 жыл бұрын
You voted for a segregationist?
@user-nf9xc7ww7m
@user-nf9xc7ww7m 2 жыл бұрын
"I am not into coups" is laughable coming from any American president.
@kn9ioutom
@kn9ioutom 2 жыл бұрын
Laughter From Baby Hitler ???
@francescacangialosi8724
@francescacangialosi8724 2 жыл бұрын
Just fabulous!
@kenupyours5731
@kenupyours5731 2 жыл бұрын
Sad to see the billionaire boys spending billions to float in space for a few minutes but they do nothing to help the veterans and children who live in the streets and eat their Christmas dinner out of a trashcan. Discussing "sir Branson. Stay safe y'all
@michaelgreenwood3413
@michaelgreenwood3413 2 жыл бұрын
@Collin Smith Except Trump.
@nobobywoman2810
@nobobywoman2810 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/e5uGpruYutWoo2w.html .
@charliem7314
@charliem7314 2 жыл бұрын
@Collin Smith they only donate to get tax cuts. Most of the charities they donate to are their own organizations, so most o the money ends up back in their pockets. What money they do donate is pocket change compared to what they actually have. Look at Bezos’s ex wife. She’s given more than bezos ever has, and her wealth has still increased exponentially. Billionaires are the scum of the earth, and the only reason people try to defend them is because they think that one day, they will be like them. And they never will be.
@charliem7314
@charliem7314 2 жыл бұрын
@Collin Smith dude. You have no profile picture. You’re just baiting.
@charliem7314
@charliem7314 2 жыл бұрын
@Collin Smith again, baiting. You’ll never be a billionaire because unless you are born into it, (or incredibly lucky) it won’t happen. I said no such thing, you are putting words into my mouth. You insinuated I was being racist because you are black. I had no possible way of knowing that, so therefore I couldn’t have intentionally been racist. Also, if I thought everyone needed photo ID to be on KZfaq, I wouldn’t have a painting (which is obviously not me) as my profile. This is not an argument made on good faith. You put words in my mouth, then got angry at things i did not say.
@videomissionary
@videomissionary 2 жыл бұрын
This would be funny if it weren't so fucking terrifying, holy shit
@sweiland75
@sweiland75 2 жыл бұрын
I've been saying the same thing, since 2016.
@sallydiop4462
@sallydiop4462 2 жыл бұрын
Agree
@ellengran6814
@ellengran6814 2 жыл бұрын
US have staged coups all over the world for decades. Now you experience what you do to others.
@MC-yy2bx
@MC-yy2bx 2 жыл бұрын
@@sweiland75 I have been saying it too. An intellectual friend of mine and I were discussing the Republican convention in 2016 saying: "This NEEDS to STOP right HERE - right NOW. The Republican party SURELY won't do something so foolish as to nominate this self centered, self absorbed, walk over everybody dictator - in - waiting. and then they did nominate him. And the "Trumposity" just kept rolling past every possible test of common sense and decency. in November of 2020, after the election, he started to REPLACE key people in the military. I was SCREAMING: "He's putting puppets in place to decrease resistance for when he stages a coup !" I said once again: "SURELY, the Republican party won't go along with him... SURELY they'll not stand for the OVERTHROW of our governemnt ! ?" Again... I was wrong. the REAL scary part about all of this is he not only has 2 numbskull sons to follow in his fascist footsteps ( goose steps ? ) but SEVERAL - MANY republican candidates are emulating dictatorial delusions of power. I'm afraid...VERY afraid that the next Republican president will move forward with a "president - for- life" agenda. Scary times ahead, man....scary times ahead.
@richardjones2455
@richardjones2455 2 жыл бұрын
You're just now coming to that realization?
@janetpattison8474
@janetpattison8474 2 жыл бұрын
Thank U , yes, we have all suffered enough.
@bluestrife28
@bluestrife28 2 жыл бұрын
That crack about the CIA was an epic burn.
@davidyehudah7140
@davidyehudah7140 2 жыл бұрын
“For once the CIA didn’t want to destabilise a democracy”
@lyrachle
@lyrachle 2 жыл бұрын
That had a kind of quiet reaction...(one exception was my house) Put this whole segment into the Time Capsule
@festeradams3972
@festeradams3972 2 жыл бұрын
So Uncle Vlad had a go, and it worked superbly well.
@Sam-mo5uz
@Sam-mo5uz 2 жыл бұрын
So Americans would not get that statement/joke for obvious reasons.
@elizabeth3124
@elizabeth3124 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/e5uGpruYutWoo2w.html
@cevq6126
@cevq6126 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sam-mo5uz Yes, we do.
@avatarcoolman
@avatarcoolman 2 жыл бұрын
"...not show his name, not mention his name..." totally agree! Moving on from this worst pathological liar 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
@amazinggrace5692
@amazinggrace5692 2 жыл бұрын
“I never met Mark Miley, I don’t know who he is” trump likely prepared to say
@sashaorama
@sashaorama 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@davidlickiss1609
@davidlickiss1609 2 жыл бұрын
No matter what, if you have to say " I'm not into coups", you know you have made one too many mistakes
@mattydaley3042
@mattydaley3042 2 жыл бұрын
“Did this picture go to space? Or am I just another bike ride for you?” 💀😂
@xXTopGXx
@xXTopGXx 2 жыл бұрын
more fuel for the flat earthers
2 жыл бұрын
@@xXTopGXx aw shit I forgot about those idiots. We will never hear the end of it
@xXTopGXx
@xXTopGXx 2 жыл бұрын
@ nope and im actually on their side only because the mainstream media and government make it seem so damn sketchy.. just take the damn pictures of earth they want already
@nobodyknows3180
@nobodyknows3180 2 жыл бұрын
@@xXTopGXx LOL! The Solar System according to flat earthers: O o o --- o O Ø O O •
@xXTopGXx
@xXTopGXx 2 жыл бұрын
@@nobodyknows3180 how do you know that? have you even researched it? thats one of the first things they talk about and even i dont believe the stuff
@sallieanngillen5874
@sallieanngillen5874 2 жыл бұрын
Your right Steve!!!
@nobodynothing6551
@nobodynothing6551 2 жыл бұрын
Can't believe this is still so relevant that I thought it was current.
@DrownedInExile
@DrownedInExile 2 жыл бұрын
7:54 "Treason's Greetings" Aaaand I died!
@MisterChief1117
@MisterChief1117 2 жыл бұрын
YOOoo when Branson handed that picture to him I was like "That's a different picture!!!" Now Branson should give Stephen a ticket on Unity for free.
@lindadepauw4902
@lindadepauw4902 2 жыл бұрын
Think Stephen would trust Branson now?
@johndododoe1411
@johndododoe1411 2 жыл бұрын
Unity 22 was the flight on that Sunday, next flight would be Unity 23 and so on.
@nobobywoman2810
@nobobywoman2810 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/e5uGpruYutWoo2w.html .
@ingridgrattidge5637
@ingridgrattidge5637 2 жыл бұрын
Love you Stephen Colbert💕
@patrickwilson2650
@patrickwilson2650 Жыл бұрын
You hit it right on the head
@treezafernweh4156
@treezafernweh4156 2 жыл бұрын
#GeneralMilleyForPresident Plz thank him for babysitting America for the past 4 years!! We ALL seriously owe him!
@jvhee
@jvhee 2 жыл бұрын
"For once the CIA didn't want to destabilize a democracy" It's funny cause it's true 😂
@conorhughes4910
@conorhughes4910 2 жыл бұрын
There was some uncomfortable laughter there.
@mattstearns305
@mattstearns305 2 жыл бұрын
Lost🦧💩🤡🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂Lost BIGLY.
@osterlaich6395
@osterlaich6395 2 жыл бұрын
It isn't funny and it isn't true. The way the nazis operate is a page out of each and any CIA playbook of the last 4 decades. Just mind boggling. You are under attack from within and your security agencies are obviously compromised. None of them stopped an armed insurrection on your capitol ahead of time. The NSA is spying on each and any American citizen 24/7, monitoring any and all communications. And they didn't stop an armed insurrection on your capitol? Wonder why that is.🙄 Honestly this question should keep americans awake at night.
@sgtjohnson49
@sgtjohnson49 2 жыл бұрын
@@omi_god pretty sure the NSA has the capability to and has been spying on American citizens, that's why Snowden is in Russia right now, because he exposed that and is wanted for treason. It's not as hyperbolic as the other person suggested but it's not a non-issue
@lilchaos4792
@lilchaos4792 2 жыл бұрын
@@sgtjohnson49 exactly
@JC-qq3gz
@JC-qq3gz 2 жыл бұрын
I needed this laugh..Great segment he's awesome 👌🏽
@Z1BABOUINOS
@Z1BABOUINOS 2 жыл бұрын
*_"Scratch a liberal and you'll find a fascist"_* - The Black Panther Party, 70s slogan
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