+darkness2121 You mean the before or after picture? They are both as scary.

+Top Comment take all my likes buddy take them all haha

same

+darkness2121 And Bernie Sanders would be a mummy.

+darkness2121 It looked like The Slob from CrashBox on HBO

I dieded xD

+TheGetout04 I want that Bernie van #feelthebern

+josh mcgee Bernie and Phish in that van ...

+Ziim Everything about Cruz is creepy.

Not as bad as Bobby Jindal's picture though xD

He looks like the elf on the shelf

+Sammi White He looks like Kevin from the office

+artsy_artist132 Jindal is an anchor baby.

+sparklehat2000 That's not just a corpse. That's a backup dancer from the back row of the Thriller music video.

+sparklehat2000 He's the first person who makes Rupert Murdoch look like a 'nice' grandpa.

+sparklehat2000 That last image was worth all 6:41 of that video. The ultimate payoff!!

+sparklehat2000 That's NOT Michael Medved BTW, he's considerably younger and has a mustache. I have no idea who that guy is, they clearly haven't done the necessary fact checking for this bit... :/

maestrogringo I did look up the name to see if he had cancer or something, the pictures showed a guy with a mustache that wasn't a ghoul, so yeah.

+ilovettdarling Hey Boo!

+ilovettdarling me too! #feelthebern

Feel the bern

(งಠ_ಠ)ง feel the burn

Same

+jamakasis18 I was thinking the same thing, that is really really scary.

+jamakasis18 Trump is not a conservative he is a populist/nativist thats why

even dick Cheney thinks trump is a bigot.

+jamakasis18 i am sure glenn didn't take his morning meth, so he wasn't feeling like trump is a good candidate.

+jamakasis18 Beck may just come out of the closet soon.

it's a dessert, right?

+Don't trust me, I'm crazy You try so hard for attention, but you just can't seem to get it

+Damola Owolabi Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. I say what the hell was that for? Clearly, they meant only whites, right? - Trump at Gettysburg

Well I mean bush and Obama had the job so the standards are already pretty low

Yes indeed. They are running for the office that that racist and tyrant Abraham Lincoln held

+Connor mcmurrough I really don't feel like arguing with some random guy on the internet but how the hell can you compare Obama to Bush... Bush was one of the worst presidents ever imo...

+Jimmeh And Obama isn't?

It's not a charade. It's the result of the voting system.

+jeff4justice you're living in the right time!

it's funny with Bernie Sanders being an independent running as a democrat just because he knows that's the only chance of getting elected here

+JW Evans trump is also not part of the GOP

+Ian Anderson partly true but other countries which have the same voting system as America still have third parties win some representation at the margins. But in the US its a fucking desert

What was the first, Bush?

+kelerews Nine Eleven?

Sooooo, Bush

+muyiwa folorunso soooo, Bush? ;) *Am I doing this right, conspiracy guys?!*

+UhhIDontWipe Someone must've watched his roast

lol I think anyone left voting for him at this point is a lost cause when it comes to trying to discuss reason, morals, or common sense.

+Megan C So.. i am not, in this instance, being unfairly bias in saying this'll come down to how many awful people live in America vs how many more or less half way decent people live in America? Regardless of who gets the Dem nomination, they'll be the good guy in comparison to Trump OR Cruz?

+William Bradford ...I am more worried about the voters who you know would vote for such a person.

Sure, why not? Let's just sit back and see what happens?

+Heroic Love Yeah sure, destroying a country sounds fun!

Damn snack dispensary, you scary!

+Candyfloss I see your snack machine and raise you an important fact about cancer cells. Cannabis kills them, the government has confirmed this now, while still not making it legal.

+KhasAdun Bernie wants to make weed legal if he becomes president

I hope he does become President.

+KhasAdun I hope he's shipped to a nursing home

Feel the bern

#feelthe depression

+Gandlaf (ง •̀_•́)ง

+Gandlaf comment of the century

feel my wallet burn as he raises taxes

***** prove it, bud

+chiki brick Rand Paul is respectable for what he stands for. But what he stands for issome stupid shit.

+chiki briki compared to his dad he isn't that much of a libertarian, he is still very much a republican

+Brex he filibustered for 12 hours against the Patriot Act while no one else in that room did. He is a traitor against the government not the people.

wish he would become president

On its other side reads #FeeltheBern

Who doesn't? That van is awesome.

+Caped Baldy ONE PUUUNCHHH!

How about Carly Fiorina for president, America's Iron Lady

How do i become as powerful as you!?

+Edward Dundoned smith Train vigorously for 2 years and go bald. That did it for me.

+Caped Baldy 3 YEARS, 3! Get it right or don't quote it.

Feel the bern

hahahahahahaha! joke of the day!

+linda fromowitz ud rather have a racist fearmonger ?

+brenden nelson than a commie? foesure!

+linda fromowitz *for sure

+Joe Jones Except Colbert makes fun of Bernie Sanders quite a bit, and lets be real Trump gives talk show hosts a lot of material to use, based on the stuff he says

+Joe Jones Yeah comedians should make just as much fun of unfunny things as about funny things... Comedy has a liberal bias, just like biology and mathematics.

+Taxtro How the hell do biology and mathematics have a liberal bias?

+Naomi Nekomimi en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingenue_(stock_character)

+Naomi Nekomimi Ingenue. It's French.

+Odyssey Toons They almost always use the most unflattering image they can find.

+RaptorJesus I know, it's bull shit

Yeah, that's what 24 years of being spineless pushovers will do to you.

what Sanders is a joke to

+The “J” Mystery Sanders is a socialist, have you been to Canada? Health care is literal garbage and all they do is allow people to live off welfare and hitchhike. Sanders would demonize the united states

+Blake Y Actually Canada doesn't sound bad at all, less mass shootings, better health care, also them Canadians are real friendly.

1LIFEtoWIN Canada is bad the health care is absolute trash, my great grandmother went if for surgery one day and she was on a hospital bed in the hallway for 30 minutes then they told her to leave as it was rescheduled for next week. ITS TERRIBLE AND UNORGANIZED, don't tell me nothing until you have first hand experience with it.

+Mike Bova This comment chain is full of ignorance. A single-payer healthcare system would save middle class families thousands of dollars yearly. And just a question, why would you vote for Donald Trump? He believes that climate change is a hoax made by China.

Let's not go too far Tyrannicross

Don't worry I don't live in America

+guy stone thank god

+guy stone Let's all vote for Trump. Bring on the apocalypse! :p

haha, yep

+Trey Yarbrough Doesn't know basic economics. You are calling Sanders educated? LOL

+Max74747 No sorry that would be you that has no clue.

Draconisraa >Raise taxes >Create new jobs Guys Bernie bro here. I'm smart and everyone is dumb. You are the idiot here.

Max74747 Nice utter lack of proof or actual discussion. Get your rhetorical style from fox news? If your moronically trying to say that the two things you mentioned are incompatible your moronic. He wants to raise taxes on the extremely rich, both people and corporations, that pay comparatively miniscule amount in taxes. He then wants to put that back in to help pay for health care and infrastructure along with a variety of other programs that would allow people to live better and have a better chance of getting jobs. Let me guess your a fan of trickle down economics and Trump.

Draconisraa Dude why even bother with Bernie. He's not going to be a nominee anyways

#FeeltheBern Jokes aside, there are major reasons for people liking Bernie. First off, out of any presidential candidate on both sides Bernie has been the one to come off as a down to Earth truthful guy. I can't say the same for anyone else because they seem to work like a robot. Other candidates talk like they feel no emotion towards a certain topic (except for Trump even though some of his ideals are absurd). If you watched the most recent Democratic talk on TV you could see that the news network was trying to limit and deny Bernie any time. The moderator kept bringing up Hillary's ideas to make Bernie fight back. They even showed a commercial of Hillary during Bernie's time to talk. They were trying to bring down Sanders, but they were unable. Just goes to show how much the media can be swayed to a side.

+YoshiPlaysMC Yeah he seems down to earth and the media dosent like him, but really I don't like him either. His ideas are quite absurd as well.

+Daniel Buss At least quite a few

+Daniel Buss Can you name one idea of bernies that has not either done successfully in other nations or does not have the majority of Americas support?

+Jordan Bikes 90% tax on rich free school and healthcare.

no

+Francisco Garcia ah yes the guy that basically prints money is the dumb vote where as the guy that #feelthemoneyburn is the smart vote damn you libtards have hit an all new low.

+hardwirecars we're not liberals but we're not stupid enough to support Trump

+hardwirecars I wish I could understand your comment, but it's like 3 or 4 sentences smashed together at light speed without any punctuation. The end result is word soup with a hashtag pubic hair floating in it.

Ikallicrates I think you may be an oracle. Sadly :(

*High fives you

Francisco Garcia haha no Bernie is treated as a second coming by the general public, but his election would be the death of capitalism

Francisco Garcia explain

Francisco Garcia you literally just said trump was a business man. Who gives a shit, he'd still be better than Bernie please elaborate

Francisco Garcia​ OK bernie would just destroy them and we'd get attacked, trump would be good cuz he would put troops is Iran and Syria to get rid of Isis and help us out with our debt to China, also he can't ban Muslims it just can't and shouldn't be done so I don't really see a down side it seems like he would make our country better along with the middle east

That's an interesting viewpoint. :)

+Rkadius Roze That's a stupid idea. Business has very little to do with the economics, foreign policy, and domestic issues presidents are required to face. They simply don't have the best interest of individuals in their mind. Many businessmen have it easy...especially Donald Trump. It isn't exactly hard to make money off of a million dollars (much more back then), and people were assured that their investments would pay off because of the Trump name. There was literally NO risk, so OF COURSE HE WAS SUCCESSFUL. The same way most people who gain a large sum of money are. Also, businessmen don't create money, and the jobs are commonly just redistributed. Their work is EASY. It is only hard if you have to start a company or invest from scratch, neither of which did Donald Trump do. Most businessmen aren't working to improve the country as a whole, but their bank accounts.

Look, lawyers are smooth talking “car salesman/ puppets” for the elite. Look at the work of a lawyer: don't matter who is right but who can pay up! There is a saying " to have $1 mil. is to have the most stress" and besides Trump had to do something right to have billions. You actually sound pretty arrogant by saying he had it easy.

+Rkadius Roze Not talking about lawyers. Not sure of their relevance here. And if you know anything about economics, you know that if the company has a good reputation and you get a large sum of money it isn't hard to create more of it. Investing in hotels and real estate isn't the easiest, but its definitely low risk. When I say he had it easy, I mean relatively speaking. Especially compared to entrepreneurs and businessmen who started with nothing and worked to get to the top. Inheriting a business and money and then getting richer is much easier, especially given the amount of financial advisers he had. Also, easy as in, he started off life in an upper class house, got to go to a decent school, inherited large wealth, got to work a 9 to 5 (or less) job, got to live in luxury, etc.

Hmm, if it was easy for him or not is not a big deal to me. So back to my initial point USA is going downhill from president to president (and so does Europe). By far most of the leaders were lawyers, politicians but not successful businessman. So, I believe a businessman deserves a chance. On top of it "he speaks my language" and he is standing up to the Libtards (You can see their work in Europe). He represents the real change that Obama was promising!

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