Meanwhile... Matthew McConaughey Is OK | Margarita Butt Funnel

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Meanwhile... Matthew McConaughey Is OK | Margarita Butt Funnel | Heinz Every Sauce

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Meanwhile... Matthew McConaughey is recovering after a nasty bee sting to his face, unruly restaurant customers in Georgia tried to funnel a margarita in an inappropriate way, and Heinz wants you to try all their sauces mixed into one bottle.
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@gillesh.9405 Ай бұрын

As a swiss living in Switzerland who used to watch as many episodes on the daily he could of the « steven colbert report », I was blessed enough to be in the audience of a Colbert recording during a 3 day trip to NY due to a technical error in their ticket booking system! Keep watching him to this day, such a great intelligent man

@DCGreenZone Ай бұрын

His little vaccine episode should be scrubbed.

@VerseauT-cm6tj Ай бұрын

You’re lucky to live in Switzerland! I used to go there often (helping with international organization conferences) and felt like I belonged there. So civilized, clean and organized! Bravo!

@mayatara1980 Ай бұрын

I am from Portugal, same about about watching Stewart and Colbert and also have the wish to one day be in the audience of either the Daily Show with Jon Stewart or Late Show with Colbert (ideally both 🤭) 🤩

@robertgriffith9703 Ай бұрын

Sounds Like if You Eat that New Heinz Sauce, You Are going to the Mayo Clinic!

@Finkeldinken Ай бұрын

I know this joke was low hanging fruit, but dangit. It's good fruit.

@artbargra Ай бұрын

@@Finkeldinken Not because a joke is obvious, it means it shouldn't be done.

@tuckchesta6052 Ай бұрын

Kudos, sir, well said! 👏 😆

@GaryBGoodEnergy Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@ryanbauer3680 Ай бұрын

Its all in your head man. You just have mayophobia!

@derekstein6193 Ай бұрын

That "salt the rim" stinger was exceptional. Good job, writers!

@mdouglas9060 Ай бұрын

If you get a chance "to salt a rim" you take that chance.

@positivevibetec Ай бұрын

Maybe but they sure dropped the ball on the McConaughey joke he never said ok ok ok he said all right all right all right

@MalBishop18 Ай бұрын

Definitely a good line, but The Scathing Atheist Podcast beat them to it by a couple days

@AbramBailey Ай бұрын

Hippopotapult 😂

@queenjustine66 Ай бұрын

@@positivevibetec that was the joke.

@ryshow9118 Ай бұрын

In the words of the philosopher Nic Cage "NOT THE BEES!" Truly a creed to live by.

@JZsBFF Ай бұрын

"EYE... BEE... SEE"

@theemmjay5130 Ай бұрын

First thing I thought of during that segment.

@arcturionblade1077 Ай бұрын

They're in my eyes, aaaaaaaah!!!

@NewMessage Ай бұрын

"But.. Sir... it's as Mayo as we can.." "I said more MAYO!" -The darkest part of the Heinz test kitchens.

@TahtahmesDiary Ай бұрын

The Mayo jokes thrill me as a millennial who consistently has the article Millennials Killed Mayo playing in my mind 😅

@artbargra Ай бұрын

I can imagine the scene, with tremors, lights going off and on, lamps swinging, and the Heinz guy saying "What have we done?"

@terimiller6814 Ай бұрын

Put mayo on that cow bell!!!

@jaredknapp8886 Ай бұрын

Probably.

@ryanbauer3680 Ай бұрын

(Insert Kylo Ren More gif here)

@somekatontheinternet Ай бұрын

“The indigent grizzle pit of news” - LMAO - (I needed that) -

@TheDanishGuyReviews Ай бұрын

I hope Matthew's McCon-Okay!

@BnaBreaker Ай бұрын

Hold up... I need to know more about that 'hippos can fly' part...

@WesleyFiles Ай бұрын

Airborne, so they're better at jumping than you'd expect.

@oldauntzibby4395 Ай бұрын

Stephen teases us with headlines (bees using tools, hippos going airborne) but then we're left hanging. I guess I need NPR's SciFri instead.

@oldauntzibby4395 Ай бұрын

I forgot the sauna curing the frogs. I need to know how to build one.

@caspar9794 Ай бұрын

@@oldauntzibby4395 The Australians use bricks with holes in them in green houses. The article with pics is in the Guardian.

@clairen4584 Ай бұрын

Climate change may help the frogs not croak?! 😜🐸

@Jivolt Ай бұрын

“Salt the rim” had me literally LOL.

@EinsteinsHair Ай бұрын

I swear he did that joke a couple of weeks ago. That's the second salted rim.

@EinsteinsHair Ай бұрын

After thinking a while, it may have been someone in the comments that said it. Wait, are the writers getting their material from the comments?

@joannmatthews4810 Ай бұрын

HILARIOUS "The Ha-ha's after the "Uh-oh's".... And the Matthew McConagh bees segment had me laughing out loud alone!!!!

@Grimmyke7 Ай бұрын

Emmy award for the rim-joke please!

@Oldjohn52 Ай бұрын

"He forgot to salt the rim" is Peak Colbert.

@yudithcaron8053 Ай бұрын

At the same time, you do not want to imagine the pain of having salt and alcohol pushed into your rectum after someone "salted your rim".

@daveinpublic 3 күн бұрын

It is… and that’s a low bar 😂

@CraigMader Ай бұрын

It's "Alright, alright, alright!"

@JamesKennedy33 Ай бұрын

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@pangalactictuber Ай бұрын

I feel like the joke started out as “Alright, alright, alright” and then once they ran it, someone thought it was too predictable. For me in the audience, “ok, ok, ok” was a head scratcher (wasn’t his catch phrase something else?) and the pun of “alright” would have been funnier on its own.

@Amber_the_Awesome Ай бұрын

@@pangalactictuberI don’t know, I think they messed it up🤔

@annelibashore4807 Ай бұрын

@@pangalactictuberMatthew borrowed that phrase from Jim Morrison! It is not his own catch phrase!

@leavingitblank9363 Ай бұрын

@@annelibashore4807 It wasn't a "catch phrase" until he made it one.

@kenbrown2808 Ай бұрын

I've known for years that wasps can learn to recognize people - thanks to a young man who did an experiment in which he fed a hive of wasps, and as a result was defined by the hive as a waiter instead of a threat.

@danitaharris9919 26 күн бұрын

What did he feed the wasp?

@kenbrown2808 26 күн бұрын

@@danitaharris9919 various forms of meat. wasps are carnivorous.

@danitaharris9919 26 күн бұрын

@@kenbrown2808 I did not know that. Thank you for letting me know.

@kenbrown2808 26 күн бұрын

@@danitaharris9919 and now you know why they hang out at picnics.

@MattSeremet Ай бұрын

It's the little finger motion that makes the salting of the rim joke extra exquisite.

@qing-jaohan8641 Ай бұрын

The quote is FAMOUSLY "alright, alright, alright". You're killing me, Tiny.

@jazzman1904 Ай бұрын

It was an intentional play on the original quote to fit the current situation.

@HanksterBee Ай бұрын

@@jazzman1904 they should have gone with alright

@jamiejfowler Ай бұрын

@@jazzman1904 it would have fit perfectly

@qing-jaohan8641 Ай бұрын

No fans of Sandlot here, I see. Philistines...

@leavingitblank9363 Ай бұрын

@@qing-jaohan8641 Now I need to know the reference!

@firbolg Ай бұрын

I used to spend my afternoons reading while sitting between my father's beehives because it was the only way my hyperactive cousin would leave me alone. I'm highly allergic to bee venom but they never bit me but I didn't expect them to actually know me.

@Mondoblasto0 Ай бұрын

Can bees actually bite us? Not that I'm gonna test that, but I do wonder if that would hurt.

@firbolg Ай бұрын

@@Mondoblasto0 LOL! You're right! I meant sting not bite although now I'm curious too.

@USUG0 Ай бұрын

missed calling it frogspreading

@Desaved Ай бұрын

Now if they mix the spicy mayo with the Margareara, that's when you throw them out of the restaurant and call the National Guard!

@FurtiveSkeptical Ай бұрын

Somebody call the Rear Admiral!

@deborahcinkovich6965 Ай бұрын

😂❤😅🎉

@seaninness334 Ай бұрын

You sound a bit like Jack Burton there. ": Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president."

@dontioraul6946 Ай бұрын

National guard?

@bryanbrooks1909 Ай бұрын

Anyone up for brunch? Butt chugging a margaritas 😂 is the new thing 😝.

@witchypoorose5196 Ай бұрын

But ALWAYS remember to salt the rim. 😉

@dixiedawnmillergoode6850 Ай бұрын

How many attempts will happen just because of this episode?

@terimiller6814 Ай бұрын

LOL thanks, but no thanks 😂

@xdecroix Ай бұрын

damn, the writers are on fire.

@pennymitchell8523 Ай бұрын

Lots of material

@vladimirenlow4388 Ай бұрын

Everyone's on fire in this heat.

@NCbassfishing24 Ай бұрын

And maybe coke

@calumproctor981 Ай бұрын

@@NCbassfishing24This reminded me of a Bob Dylan story when a journalist was asked to come back later because Dylan was working. The journalist came back hours later and Dylan hadn't moved. "Christ, what is he on?", asked the journalist. "CBS Records", answered the manager, ushering him back to the door.

@trishsuchy Ай бұрын

“Indigent grizzle pit of news” actually = Fox 😆

@Shea3224 Ай бұрын

Matthew McConaughey is 🥵!! 💜 Stephen: “I hope he’s Okay, Okay, Okay.” 😭🤣

@alohathelion Ай бұрын

Okay, just wanted to say thank you "indigent grizzlepit of news" is top shelf

@patriciaschilling6290 Ай бұрын

Bottoms up! 😂🤣 meanwhile is my favorite.

@deanfranklin6870 Ай бұрын

And in other news, when Justice Kavanaugh heard about the Margarita down under. He said "Hold my beer".

@jameschan9634 Ай бұрын

He was probably the one pouring. Or standing on the bar to get a bird's eye view.

@deanfranklin6870 Ай бұрын

@@jameschan9634 ROTFLMBO

@joycetrembath499 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lisab9541 Ай бұрын

I immediately thought of him. Great joke.

@vickilawrence7207 Ай бұрын

You know it!

@shawnhollywood3707 Ай бұрын

America, 50 flavors of mayonnaise. 36 flavors of ice cream. 2 choices for President 😥

@Jeanie1107 Ай бұрын

What hell do we live in?

@Channel--Ai Ай бұрын

@sdgdhpmbp Ай бұрын

@@Jeanie1107 America

@Jeanie1107 Ай бұрын

@@sdgdhpmbp 😞

@Earthneedsado-over177 Ай бұрын

One choice for democracy.

@Shea3224 Ай бұрын

“Margarearta!!” 😭🤣

@Cancun771 Ай бұрын

You had me at *Margarita Butt Funnel.* Cause that should trigger an _epic_ Louis Cato groan. Edit: Louis really held it together at the *Heinz Assisted Suisauce* though.

@Sjalabais Ай бұрын

That margarita incident was *made* for late night jokes.

@DhaniNMarie Ай бұрын

90s kids: We want Heinz to bring back the green and purple ketchup Heinz: Sorry about that, maybe wait a few more years until we finally care! Literally nobody: We want Heinz to combine all their sauces and make the ultimate sauce Heinz: We can do that!

@Monstah7 Ай бұрын

I was a lil worried that there wouldn't be a "salt the rim" joke, but that was home run!!..👍💥💯🤘

@mauricemitchell4053 Ай бұрын

OMG…that was an amazing introduction! Salt the rim…😂😂😂😂

@itsmeprasad1987 Ай бұрын

Salt the rim!! No he didn’t

@thesilentangel8299 Ай бұрын

He did 😂😂 and I WHEEZED.

@seaninness334 Ай бұрын

And then took that exaggerated drink from his mug... with a very guilty smirk. Only he and Evie know the truth. 😉

@masondegaulle5731 Ай бұрын

Love Colbert's acknowledgement of how lowbrow the bees bit was. 👌

@brandilking Ай бұрын

That finger gesture while “salting the rim” …. 😳😬🤣

@SpaceForceCommander Ай бұрын

Unlike Frog in Spa, Frog in Sauna is not a Boiling Frog scenario.

@user-hi7nx8it3t Ай бұрын

It is all right, all right, all right

@markloveless1001 Ай бұрын

What? No Heinz 57 sauce?! This is an outrage!

@derekstein6193 Ай бұрын

The Air Bud series of films would've been FAR different if they used a hippo instead of a dog.

@peggykell Ай бұрын

Should have been "alright, alright, alright"

@terimiller6814 Ай бұрын

How about "alright alright it's air tight"?

@metubecm Ай бұрын

THANKYOU!!! I nearly typed a comment! .....wait this isn't where I parked my car?.... ... and it's "Allriiight allriiiight alllllriiighhhttt." (being stoned helps;)

@derekd1510 Ай бұрын

"Meanwhile... Matthew McConaughey Is alright, alright, alright" would have been to long for the thumbnail, I guess. Would have been epic though.

@OctoganicAngel Ай бұрын

That’s the joke 😉

@barbmiller1407 Ай бұрын

That was the joke!

@ouishelly Ай бұрын

I didn't know MayoMust actually existed. It lives in my mind as a Mr. Show sketch. I've wasted my life away spreading mustard and mayonnaise from two separate jars.

@tarablaney Ай бұрын

The intro about Monday, hits different after the events of Saturday...

@Alex-js5lg Ай бұрын

Glad to hear he'll be alright, alright, alright. Edit: I wrote this before I watched the clip.

@chrisrj9871 Ай бұрын

I'm just wondering about OutKast, and if they're doing alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright

@Winteramen Ай бұрын

I'm calling conspiracy

@cogboy302 Ай бұрын

"Bottom's up."

@pauloandrade9094 Ай бұрын

Ohh my god. Steven just mentioned the Azores. The Islands where I was born.

@mffmoniz2948 Ай бұрын

Viva os Açores!

@holdmybeers Ай бұрын

Hippopotapult😂

@FurtiveSkeptical Ай бұрын

I wish they'd explained the phrase "airborne for substantial periods" just a bit further.🤔

@johnathanmartin1504 Ай бұрын

@@FurtiveSkeptical I would think they meant "Hippos can jump higher than we thought they could and we think that's weird".

@FurtiveSkeptical Ай бұрын

@@johnathanmartin1504 well yes, that seems obvious in what they said, but it left the burning questions "To what degree?" and "Examples?"

@oakfat5178 Ай бұрын

@@FurtiveSkeptical It depends how high the aeroplane is at the point of disembarkation.

@oakfat5178 Ай бұрын

Is David Copperfield involved? After all, he made the Statue of Liberty disappear

@lawrencef4356 Ай бұрын

Heinz left overs sauces in a bottle ..hmmmm NOT YUM YUCK !

@ralph4233 Ай бұрын

The rim wasn't salted cuz it had creme de cacao from a previous drink

@GrimJerr Ай бұрын

4:42 Or the stuff we got when we finally cleaned out all the storage vats.

@helenpatterson3858 Ай бұрын

Yep, that's the first thing that came to my mind.

@NewMessage Ай бұрын

When a bee tells you not to Bogart.. you don't Bogart.

@joycedavis9996 Ай бұрын

😉

@mffmoniz2948 Ай бұрын

Hello from Portugal and a thank you for mentioning "cozido das furnas" from Azores.

@TerriJansma-dn8go Ай бұрын

The jokes related to the margarita butt joke were the best! Fantastic writing!

@SheyD78 Ай бұрын

Some jokes practically write themselves, but the delivery is key. Well played.

@rowynnecrowley1689 Ай бұрын

The quote is "Alright alright alright."

@socaliguy81 Ай бұрын

Seriously, how did they screw that up?

@trainingxtrish Ай бұрын

They know that

@TheGreatAtario Ай бұрын

"That's the joke." -Rainier Wolfcastle

@courtney-ray Ай бұрын

@@TheGreatAtarioI can’t to say: THAT’S THE JOKE too

@alexandergames9164 Ай бұрын

weres Aubrey Plaza when you need her, thats a MargaWrong

@dan-jacobenglish1559 Ай бұрын

I almost spat my rum and coke with the salted rim comment

@user-sg6sv9oi6i Ай бұрын

@dan-jacobenglish1559 - 😂🤣

@heartofdawn2341 Ай бұрын

I'll just have to avoid being in a self-driving car altogether, then

@mcerruti77 Ай бұрын

Love the Azores references.

@mikatu Ай бұрын

Azores cozido representing!!!

@mffmoniz2948 Ай бұрын

Viva o cozido!

@coveredincoffee Ай бұрын

That town in Georgia is 1 hour, 5 minutes from the Florida welcome center, but in spirit it's already there.

@RusselZitsky Ай бұрын

Stewart 2024! Jon Stewart for POTUS!

@lazyperfectionist1 Ай бұрын

4:53 🤔Kind of looks like Heinz was just tryin' to clean out a fridge, somewhere.

@user-ev6xm8vo9n Ай бұрын

No,Stephen~~ it’s,”Alright Alright Alright!!!” Or~~was that the joke,saying,”Ok?”?

@chequereturned Ай бұрын

For context, the 'Miss Merkel' show is jokingly referring to Agatha Christie's second most famous detective, Miss Marple

@veryberry39 Ай бұрын

I know it's the wrong type of booze, but he missed out on calling it the Kavanaugh.

@RelentlessOhiox Ай бұрын

So literally that woman butt chugged a Margarita like Steve O did in Jackass with a beer? Where? How? No one said anything? I have so many questions.

@JZsBFF Ай бұрын

"It's good to have another eye. It's sad to need another eye." - Denton Van Zan, Reign Of Fire (2002),

@chezmoi42 Ай бұрын

Bees do math? Someone's discovered Ze Frank's True Facts! (Bees also love balls...)

@user-yz6ej2qq2k Ай бұрын

I'm sitting at my desk laughing out loud at Meanwhile! Quality comedy guys

@SizzleMoonSong Ай бұрын

"Must be nice to get paid to watch The Late Show" ~ your boss

@TwisterWizzleNineThousand 29 күн бұрын

This was one of the best "Meanwhile" segments in Colbert's collective history. Right up there with some classic Johnny Carson.

@cpt.ahab_it7044 Ай бұрын

Google project 2025, the nightmare that happens if trump wins.

@user-sg6sv9oi6i Ай бұрын

cpt.ahab_it7044 - True.

@davegonzalez2140 Ай бұрын

Missed opportunity for the man pouring the margarita to be Brett Kavanaugh!

@GaudyMarko Ай бұрын

a restaurant apologizing for the actions of a customer, is the epitome of the customer service industry

@Taliatekito Ай бұрын

I don’t know what I’m going to do when Colbert decides to retire. Savoring each episode.

@mammawlee 29 күн бұрын

😐I didn't need to think about that.

@gericummings6122 Ай бұрын

The "Ha ha's", after the " Oh ohs" ....

@hellsontube Ай бұрын

Cozido á portuguesa is in the😅 Late show , meanwhile niceee. Hello from the azores

@mffmoniz2948 Ай бұрын

Olá de Portugal aos açorianos emigrados nos EUA.

@mrthingy9072 Ай бұрын

Two blonds are talking, one says "Let's go outside and enjoy the sunshine!" Second one says "No, I'm scared." First one says "What are you scared of?", second one says "I'm scared of bees!" First one says "Oh honey, I'm afraid of the whole alphabet but it doesn't stop me from going outside!"

@Shmuk-bn7ef Ай бұрын

First one's name is Marjorie and she is from Georgia 💪

@StevenTorrey Ай бұрын

Or "Bouf to youff!"

@RogerGoodeNH Ай бұрын

SALT THE RIM! 😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TahtahmesDiary Ай бұрын

The bartender was ARRESTED?!? Honestly, given the crap we put up with, him following this request is Employee of the Month material 😅

@elizabethbasheer7929 Ай бұрын

Why was the punchline not "alright alright alright "?

@jjetfire Ай бұрын

Yeah, someone goofed. Too many margareartas.

@ericpowers6509 29 күн бұрын

Who ever writes the beginning of meanwhile has the best colorful vocabulary I've ever head. Simply wonderful. I love it. Give the guy a raise.

@suzivigeant2213 Ай бұрын

The margarearita section was hysterical!!

@BrianOSheaPlus Ай бұрын

Don't worry, McConaughey will be alright, alright, alright.

@orhanamin1347 Ай бұрын

Or Ok, Ok, Ok!!

@ivoferin8176 Ай бұрын

cozido das Furnas!!!! WOOOOOOT!!!!! 8^)

@mffmoniz2948 Ай бұрын

Viva!

@QUICKBOOKS1 Ай бұрын

Marga- Rear-Ta????? That, and Bottoms Up were amazing work.

@vickybryan25 Ай бұрын

Wait one sec, did we skip over why hippos become airborne?

@SpaceForceCommander Ай бұрын

2:07 To skip Meanwhile preamble

@NewMessage Ай бұрын

I was sure the second part of that title related to the first part.

@sophierobinson2738 Ай бұрын

I’m going to have to try Heinz’s Assisted Suisauce.

@mykki.d Ай бұрын

This segment reminds me of being a tween and our Social Studies teacher asking us each to bring in an article of a “current event”

@kstepko Ай бұрын

“The ‘ho ho’s after the ‘oh oh’s” was RIGHT THERE.

@maacpiash Ай бұрын

Meanwhile starts at 2:07

@UseByDate-Expired Ай бұрын

Every time I hear "meanwhile", I remember Don Pardo, R.I.P. Don.

@JoanneMercader Ай бұрын

Way too funny. Your show is fun. Thank you, Sir

@EwokPanda Ай бұрын

Why in the world didn't they connect the two pieces of news related to bees?

@LincolnDWard Ай бұрын

huh? They absolutely did a callback on the second one...

@napalmholocaust9093 Ай бұрын

The bees stung him because he betrayed his hometown to protect criminals.

@cmr7854 Ай бұрын

"Salt the rim 😆!"

@ngrader Ай бұрын

"Laverne & Himmler" ... [crickets] ... What? Too soon?