Who Will Trump Pick For His 2024 Running Mate?

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16 күн бұрын

With confessed puppy murderer Kristi Noem on the outs, speculation about Trump’s choice of running mate has turned to North Dakota governor Doug Burgum.
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@emmerfarro 15 күн бұрын

As Rodney Dangerfield once quipped in Caddyshack, "The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!".

@eslnoob191 15 күн бұрын

Thanks for making my choke on a crouton! 🤣

@tehlaziness 15 күн бұрын

Right?! Guilfoyle needs to sue her plastic surgeon XD

@charlie-obrien 15 күн бұрын

@@tehlaziness I think she has a right to sue the entire Plastic Surgery industry.... PS; I never knew they had a mouth enlongating procedure ;()

@pattyayers 15 күн бұрын

She is hard to look at

@DuchessofEarlGrey 14 күн бұрын

@@tehlaziness Can you sue for a nonessential procedure? Unless it WAS an essential procedure, and it was the best the surgeon could do. Hard to make a gold brick out of dog doo-doo.

@SizzleMoonSong 15 күн бұрын

May life treat Noem the same way she treats animals.

@ivareskesner2019 15 күн бұрын

It already has. Look at her face

@flackstar007 15 күн бұрын

Sadly her puppy is buried and long gone but she is still around.

@SizzleMoonSong 15 күн бұрын

@@ivareskesner2019 a botox needle to the face isn't the same as a bullet

@Confucius_Says... 15 күн бұрын

Amen ‼️

@erickborling1302 15 күн бұрын

Second amendment people are all over it.

@richardastley1168 15 күн бұрын

Noem should rename her farm "The Killing Fields".

@robinlandis5226 15 күн бұрын

Bingo

@goettling 15 күн бұрын

Right!

@bregancool980 15 күн бұрын

Holy moly. Guilfoyle looks very….different 😬

@romangysse3690 15 күн бұрын

Horrible ? Disfigured ? Inhumane to look at when you're sleepy in the morning ? Or like a frog whose daily skincare routine consists of a flamethrower to the face set on "lightly melting" ?

@DetroitStorm 15 күн бұрын

it's like buying Anne Hathaway from Wish

@roserose8283 14 күн бұрын

Her looks are quite alarming. Why would she do that?

@almackenzie2549 15 күн бұрын

Business people are NEVER suited to run a government. The organzations, protocols and goals are completely different.

@dianedenham5259 15 күн бұрын

Exactly!

@13699111 15 күн бұрын

I agree with your comment

@user-fl3sr2kh5c 15 күн бұрын

All about the bottom line

@TheREALJosephTurner 15 күн бұрын

The problem is, politicians aren't suited for the job either. For example, look at the last half-century...

@itspersonal3351 14 күн бұрын

💯 How many have we the taxpayers bailed out of their failures? Billions.

@donalddonald6625 15 күн бұрын

Gargoyle scares me!

@unimpressed2771 15 күн бұрын

What on earth did Kimberly Guilfoyle do to her face? Apparently she doesn't own a mirror! Kind of makes me happy that Donald Trump Jr has to wake up to that every morning, now they can both scare each other every time when they roll over.

@trishalamb138 15 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@welbyroberto6581 15 күн бұрын

@@trishalamb138former partner Gavin Newsome just 😂

@binoymathew246 15 күн бұрын

😆👏

@richardlangellotti6208 14 күн бұрын

I think she got hit in the face with a shovel.

@camplethargic8 14 күн бұрын

Kimberly Gargoyle, more like.

@dannglover-uc 15 күн бұрын

Kimberly Guilfoyle looks like they keep dumping buckets of water on her and she doesn’t finish melting.

@binoymathew246 15 күн бұрын

Daaaamn... 🥴

@grahammcfadyenhill9555 14 күн бұрын

Run, Toto, run!

@ellenpederson-lewis8557 14 күн бұрын

That's too kind.

@willdickinson4177 15 күн бұрын

When Lips Go Wrong: Kimberly Guilfoyle

@goettling 15 күн бұрын

And Lara Trump!

@willdickinson4177 15 күн бұрын

@@goettling “Plastic Surgery who’s had some Woman done…”

@TheIndianalain 11 күн бұрын

And what comes out of these... lips? is even worse.

@walterfristoe4643 15 күн бұрын

Kristi Noem also "put down" 3 horses. But she only did that so she could put their heads in the beds of her enemies. 👀

@dubbelhenke854 11 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@willadeefriesland5107 15 күн бұрын

"She didn’t know what happened. Maybe somebody slipped that in...". Was she talking about the puppy killer Noem, or the plastic surgeon that went overboard with the lip filler...😗

@edkrzywdzinski9121 15 күн бұрын

It's good to see failing eyesight hasn't discouraged Guilfoyle's cosmetic surgeon from continuing to practice. Either that or she picked out an image from a Halloween catalogue.

@binoymathew246 15 күн бұрын

🥴👏

@edkrzywdzinski9121 15 күн бұрын

@@binoymathew246 Now we know why Jr. needs the booger sugar. (allegedly) 😆

@pm6693 15 күн бұрын

'Maybe somebody slipped that in and she didn't see it.'. If that doesn't sum up Trump's adventure with Stormy Daniels I don't know what does.

@Tantrimancer 15 күн бұрын

She said "didn't see," not "didn't feel"

@derekstein6193 15 күн бұрын

@@Tantrimancer One does not inherently exclude the other.

@gm9075 15 күн бұрын

@@derekstein6193 🙂👍

@wonderrob3225 15 күн бұрын

She said he had a little mushroom weener 🍄 🤣

@richinoable 15 күн бұрын

@@Tantrimancerthanks for standing up for the whoremonger. I like knowing where folks stand.

@junkboxxxxxx 15 күн бұрын

Wow that's some bad plastic surgery

@Jan-zv7ze 15 күн бұрын

Everyday is Halloween in MAGA world.

@victorpradha9946 15 күн бұрын

The person inside is FAR, FAR worse than what you see on the outside!

@annemettefrederiksen7751 14 күн бұрын

Bad surgery, probably has to match the person getting it..

@synergy021 15 күн бұрын

Moot. He should be banned from running in the first place.

@danielhealy9725 13 күн бұрын

We've already LOST the country if we let the scumbag run.

@ListenToPowerViolence 15 күн бұрын

I remember in 2012 thinking Romney way a bad dude. Ah simpler times.

@heartofdawn2341 15 күн бұрын

"If they tell you I fell out of bed and ate my dog, I didn't" ~Mitt Romney

@IliyaMoroumetz 15 күн бұрын

Oh, Mittens, Mittens, Mittens. Will you ever learn?

@Christyschair 15 күн бұрын

Lol I was just thinking this 😂😂😂

@Kr0N05 15 күн бұрын

Good call back. :)

@mercedesdrake9113 14 күн бұрын

😅😅

@jessetorres8738 15 күн бұрын

As someone who is a Democrat from Central Texas, I find it to be a scary possibility that Trump could pick Governor Abbott to be his V.P. pick.

@yvonnetomenga5726 15 күн бұрын

Trump won't pick someone in a wheelchair. Remember Trump didn't want wounded vets up front for 4th of July. Wheelchairs aren't from central casting.

@kivimik 15 күн бұрын

I don't think there's any real danger of that. Trump's not the kind to favor those who get more attention than him.

@paulthompkins4150 15 күн бұрын

WOW Kimberly Guilfoyle is looking rough!

@victorpradha9946 15 күн бұрын

She's got a part in the next Wizard of Oz remake locked up, and not Dorothy role either.

@MrJBA79 15 күн бұрын

Like Mickey Rourke in The Fighter. Like a plecostomus sucking at an aquarium's glass.

@Ron-rs2zl 15 күн бұрын

Didn't she used to look good? What(or who) has she been doing?

@imfpredicts 15 күн бұрын

Rougher

@chonqmonk 15 күн бұрын

@@Ron-rs2zl No. Never. Yuck.

@Tiffany-dn1vz 15 күн бұрын

We love your show youve helped America thru Covid and Trump with your humour! Thank you for your service to the country. Trumps gotta go.

@Christyschair 15 күн бұрын

Agreed

@jomama7022 15 күн бұрын

I can’t believe this country allows this joker to run. SMH

@misspatvandriverlady7555 14 күн бұрын

I mean, we let a guy literally run from jail once… and someone else get elected four times… 🤷‍♀️

@user-mg1bd5rx8u 15 күн бұрын

OMG Kimberley Guilfoyle looks frightening!

@user-sv9nb8ky2t 15 күн бұрын

seems the ugly inside oozed through. it always does

@13699111 15 күн бұрын

@@user-sv9nb8ky2t I have to agree with your comment

@marvinmartin4692 15 күн бұрын

The entire gop is a freak show!

@victorpradha9946 15 күн бұрын

She's the after pic and Kristi Noem is before.

@annemettefrederiksen7751 14 күн бұрын

And have you ever heard it "speak " Even more frightening

@DougGrinbergs 15 күн бұрын

3:47 "petting zoo serial killer"😉☹️😡

@ronaldwilson9525 15 күн бұрын

In my opinion Trump would pick himself to be his own Vice President. He’s that much of a narcissist

@Oneshot8242 15 күн бұрын

He needs a "Mini-me". He could call him "Little Fart".

@cherylcampbell9369 15 күн бұрын

@@Oneshot8242"Pooter"

@jesse_- 15 күн бұрын

That’s only because you took the bait for the establishment. How many false accusations about Trump. Has to be well over 1000 at this point, and yet for some reason you still have faith in the establishment and dislike Trump? There are a lot of people like you, and we refer to them as pawns. You’re part of a real cult.

@FerallHog 15 күн бұрын

You would know all about Narcissism.

@Homeschoolsw6 14 күн бұрын

Donald Trump probably thinks he can't die. And so would have no need of a Vice President.

@darareachphon 15 күн бұрын

Please don't murder a puppy.

@steviewanderer 15 күн бұрын

Or any other living being ...

@Lobosank 15 күн бұрын

Or a Gazan😮

@jorrellrichardson3181 15 күн бұрын

Ignorant

@darareachphon 15 күн бұрын

@timball1458 No, it's not ok. I am pro-life. What if you accidentally abort kill an unborn Jesus soul reincarnated child.

@TwisterTornado 15 күн бұрын

@@steviewanderer Do you eat meat?

@Jinkabel 15 күн бұрын

What is up with Kimberly Guilfoyle's face? Yoiks!!

@thomasdeas1941 15 күн бұрын

Gargoyles are effing frightening .

@arnezj.bridges2768 15 күн бұрын

It's Kimberly Garfoyle, not Gargoyle. Gargoyles scare away evil spirits, kimberly welcones they in to republican conventions...

@drumbum3.142 15 күн бұрын

I'll take Gargoyles All the Live Long Day, Over Mannequins..

@yvonnedias2043 15 күн бұрын

What's the matter with Gargoyles' brain ? It seems she cannot think properly I mean look at her face and lips ? Frightening.

@YourTripleScorpio 15 күн бұрын

Light Butt Play MAGA?@@drumbum3.142

@waryaawariiri1812 15 күн бұрын

The fake lips as well.

@ttburn6338 15 күн бұрын

Kristi Noem will be his pick. Trump had the same problems with his former "Vice Poodle"....

@Djamonja 15 күн бұрын

Not a chance

@steveharris8248 15 күн бұрын

Isn't Krusty Gnome a Simpsons character?

@mrm7058 15 күн бұрын

Well, she should be his pick. After all, Donald Trump is also untrainable and aggressive...

@erickborling1302 15 күн бұрын

ChRumo is easy to predict on account of his obvious stupidity. Consider the WORST choice he could make and you'll be the genius of the day along with %70 of the rest of the U.S. who are DONE with the world's most obvious con-man. If you can't see the con, you're the mark.

@whiskyjames4200 15 күн бұрын

Exactly!

@g.strauss1813 15 күн бұрын

@3:06: Are you kidding me? She should be classified as toxic waste.

@ellenpederson-lewis8557 14 күн бұрын

Noem and Guilfoyle?

@ArtificialArtist 15 күн бұрын

"Maybe someone slipped that in" .. ah, denial-mode was set to auto with this Trump-tool....same as her mouth-airbags 🤷🏼

@goettling 15 күн бұрын

Mouth airbags! Good one!

@CharlesBonadio 15 күн бұрын

No one in their right mind would want to serve as trumps vp

@sarahbarrett1247 11 күн бұрын

That’s why Noem, MTG, Boebert, and Kari Lake are all falling over themselves to do it 😂😂😂

@samsepiol05590 15 күн бұрын

Colbert is the 🐐

@AuroraOctane 15 күн бұрын

For sure he's the GOAT, morning star. Did you see how he banged on the desk @ 1:30? It's Steven alright, and he does bang his fist. It signifies a gavel coming down.

@davidcashin1894 15 күн бұрын

Did Trump just forget there is a North and a South Dakota and get mixed up?

@edwardblair4096 15 күн бұрын

Thank you Stephen for pointing out that I don't remember who Hillary's running mate in 2016 was either.

@alexandradaniele 15 күн бұрын

Tim Kaine.

@ElSantoLuchador 15 күн бұрын

I do. It was that one guy ... uh ... sht. Kaine. Ya, that guy.

@wonderrob3225 15 күн бұрын

Hilary's running-mate was a person with a human mind, not akin to those ideologically misguided individuals who uphold what they perceive as their racial superiority.

@scarlettuwu9582 15 күн бұрын

I don’t remember either.

@paulorganisation1 15 күн бұрын

Lol some of us do.

@jfh667 15 күн бұрын

Her lips ... and everything else about her face.

@zygmuntthecacaokakistocrat6589 15 күн бұрын

The ugly is seeping, nay gushing, to the surface.

@DaveWraptastic 15 күн бұрын

The guy next to me in the bus looked at me when I made a gag noise

@Drew-bc7zj 15 күн бұрын

For a sec I thought that was Caitlin Jenner. 🤮

@13699111 15 күн бұрын

@@Drew-bc7zjgood call

@RomanJockMCO 15 күн бұрын

Kimberly Gargoyle

@rdapigleo 15 күн бұрын

He’ll pick Bubba as his VP. His new cell mate.

@charlesallan-ks6gq 15 күн бұрын

Tulsi Gabbard or bust

@lindaswanson9328 15 күн бұрын

Noem has a sick mind. And a sick heart.

@user-zb9lv3gh8s 14 күн бұрын

Face doesn't look to be doing very well either

@jojolouis 13 күн бұрын

The MAGA people love her for it!!!

@hopeemch8511 15 күн бұрын

Shocked to see Guilfoyle's lips. Accentuates her already big mouth. Like she needed that. But isn't that the definition of the Trump Party? (AKA Republican Party) They just don't know when to stop.

@MrJBA79 15 күн бұрын

With the sheer amount of off-brand boner pills that Republican "men" have purchased from Alex Jones' online shop over the years... even Gargoyle looks attractive.

@grahammcfadyenhill9555 14 күн бұрын

It wasn't until later that she realized that "bottom feeder" wasn't a compliment.

@MrJBA79 14 күн бұрын

She didn't need it, but all the women in tRump's orbit look the same because tRump is into masculine women with fat lips. That's why Melanoma looks transitioning as does Gargoyle and Lara and Rona McDaniel even. It really is a cult in all ways.

@MrJBA79 14 күн бұрын

tRump is into the Amazonian beaches. And Amazonian beaches don't age well at the best of times.. throw the most expensive cosmetic medicine performed by the lowest-price plastic surgeon in town and these Republican women end up looking like Micky Rauch in The Fighter.

@katthefantastic 15 күн бұрын

These people needn't be around animals or small children! 😕

@petyrkowalski9887 15 күн бұрын

Please let it be Mike Pillow 😂😂😂

@mtnvalley9298 15 күн бұрын

I like my VP candidate to not be a puppy killer, and then make vile excuses for such cruel behavior.

@adamcone6856 15 күн бұрын

How about a VP who put thousands behind bars for pot. All the families who were destroyed by Kamala.

@richinoable 15 күн бұрын

I hope he picks her. She'll do the same to his campaign.

@user-vo2cw5yu9w 15 күн бұрын

I hate her and most of her party. I'm trying not to judge her about the dog... but to brag about it. That's just weird. To put it mildly.

@latinaintexas2872 15 күн бұрын

@@user-vo2cw5yu9w Future "Hitler Wannabe"!!! Vote Blue!!!

@ginadelsasso288 15 күн бұрын

And to talk about the goat too and defend herself by saying she had to put down 3 horses. This lady has a problem and shouldn't be running a farm with such a thirst for blood. LoL@@user-vo2cw5yu9w

@ailo4x4 15 күн бұрын

Give Guilfoyle a pair of goggles and she is a dead ringer for Crazy Frog :-0

@ailo4x4 15 күн бұрын

@@AuroraOctane Tell me I'm wrong...kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZ5loLWB1tyxknk.html

@jpdemer5 15 күн бұрын

Yikes . . . What the heck happened to Gargoyle's lips???

@edkrzywdzinski9121 15 күн бұрын

She is wanted to manifest her "inner beauty".

@zygmuntthecacaokakistocrat6589 15 күн бұрын

"Eat my dog" is a flashback to he pillorying Obama for admitting he may have eaten dog in Indonesia at some stage, a not uncommon occurrence in that country.

@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 15 күн бұрын

He was also a child from a poor family at the time. Not a lot of choice of what you can eat in that situation. Mittens is mad that he'll never be President 😅.

@erickborling1302 15 күн бұрын

good reminder

@danweyant4909 15 күн бұрын

And Korea, and the Philippines

@freya8133 15 күн бұрын

He didn't realize he was eating a dog.

@norwegianzound 15 күн бұрын

"Maybe sombody slipped that in" is the very best ever utterance from a MAGA. She's a legend.

@thavonephanthavongsa4962 15 күн бұрын

whats so sad is she holding a dog festival event in her state to promote the book, for 3000 entry fee, yes 3k dollars you will get her book , you cant make it up look up kristi noem south dakota news

@grahammcfadyenhill9555 14 күн бұрын

And for a few dollars more, a life-size replica of Cricket for your own gravel pit fun.

@garykkleow 15 күн бұрын

Hope trump picks bo bert as vp running mate. She is Eveready to lend a helping "hand" to the president in times of need

@billyponsonby 15 күн бұрын

Guilfoyle looks monstrous. She looked so pretty and normal when with Newsom.

@Markusewitz 15 күн бұрын

Good lord, she was indeed pretty (as a German I didn't know her before 2016)! I think that's what happens when you enter Trump world. Same goes for Melania.

@reilley26 15 күн бұрын

I miss the days when Stephen refused to say Trump's name.

@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg 15 күн бұрын

OMG, Gargoyle IS Truly Frightening

@MrJBA79 15 күн бұрын

Proof-positive that Republican 'men' will bang anything when fed sufficient quantities of Alex Jones' off-brand boner pills.

@tomholroyd7519 15 күн бұрын

3:18 OMG HER FACE WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FACE IS THIS THE MOVIE BRAZIL RIP

@Silverfirefly1 15 күн бұрын

Noem has been gradually adjusting the structure of her face to appeal to donnie's favored 'central casting' aesthetic. If she was a human, I'd suggest she's going to be very disappointed when neither of them are on the ballot at the end of the year.

@BillSilver-kg8hs 15 күн бұрын

Hope he picks Marjorie Taylor Greene. That would just be hilarious. Not to mention an absolute disaster.

@mariegarside8830 15 күн бұрын

Can you say cluster fornication?

@BillSilver-kg8hs 15 күн бұрын

@@mariegarside8830 Clusterf**k? Sure.

@grahammcfadyenhill9555 14 күн бұрын

I am voting "aye".

@mariegarside8830 14 күн бұрын

@@grahammcfadyenhill9555 What about the dog murder?

@SpaceForceCommander 15 күн бұрын

Speaking about “eating dogs”, there’s a video of Mitt Romney wishing everyone a happy National Hotdog Day, saying it’s his “favorite meat” and calling it “the best meat there is”. He’s got a thing for hotdogs, apparently. 🌭

@veganbutcherhackepeter 15 күн бұрын

Never trust someone who calls hotdogs 'meat'.

@chonqmonk 15 күн бұрын

@@veganbutcherhackepeter Smeat, he was saying smeat...

@o.m.2188 15 күн бұрын

Sorry, but Kimberley looks like she met the same beauty doc like Donatella Versace...

@marvinmartin4692 15 күн бұрын

The entire gop is a carnival freak show!

@CyberBeep_kenshi 15 күн бұрын

how much botox? holy ........

@user-vz5be1zl8g 14 күн бұрын

Winner of the Botox challenge!!

@CyberBeep_kenshi 14 күн бұрын

@@user-vz5be1zl8g ye by a mile, hidious

@zedddddddddddddddd 15 күн бұрын

Noem really shot herself in the foot with her admission.

@timisaac8121 15 күн бұрын

Oh, Steven!! Slay me you Bastard!! "Light Butt Play"!!!!!! Ladies and Gentlemen you heard it here first!! FCC no longer censors "LIGHT BUTT PLAY"!!!! RIP Freddie Mercury

@zebo3531 15 күн бұрын

Big mout billy bass😂😂 accurate as shit !!!

@flowertrue 15 күн бұрын

In re it's 4am and you're supposed to be asleep but your you're scream-laughing at Colbert

@greymouser8659 15 күн бұрын

Ah....the Guilfoyle Pleco 🐡

@lazurusknight2724 15 күн бұрын

I'm here for the aquarium enthusiasts and their jokes

@brianhelgerson87 15 күн бұрын

Trump is never going to pick a VP. There's no such thing as Vice Dictator.

@mho... 15 күн бұрын

Dmitry Medvedev did "well" in that regard....

@coreydw1 15 күн бұрын

He is familiar with VD

@derithross8314 15 күн бұрын

Your right

@derithross8314 15 күн бұрын

@@coreydw1lol good one

@charlesrovira5707 15 күн бұрын

May I present to you *Lavrentiy Beria,* who was *Stalin's* _right-hand man?_ (†) After all, the _king_ may say _Off with his head!_ but the *_real_*_ villain_ is the guy who _actually _*_kills_* you. †) [ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavrentiy_Beria ]

@racookster 15 күн бұрын

3:03 - Kimberly Guilfoyle... jeez. These people are freaks. They make the Addams Family look wholesome and normal.

@davidferris4563 15 күн бұрын

Yep, i donated $1 to Doug's campaign. Then when I got the $20 gift card I used that to make a contribution to Slotkins sanitorial campaign. Money well spent Doug.

@michaelparks7177 15 күн бұрын

I know “the amazing race”: Dick Darstedly and Mutley! 😂

@michaelparks7177 15 күн бұрын

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A. Doug What do you call a man without a spade in his head? A. Douglas…

@michaelparks7177 15 күн бұрын

What do you call a deer with no eyes…?

@wonderrob3225 15 күн бұрын

tRump's chosen strategy is to select individuals who align with a certain brand image, one that has been successful despite criticisms regarding decency, patriotism, or knowledge. There seems to be no incentive to change this approach.

@subzerodragon1984 15 күн бұрын

Thats probably why the dog had diarrhea. Scared shit less

@tflowers6582 15 күн бұрын

Cricket’s revenge!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@dannyburleigh1 15 күн бұрын

Throwing money at a problem often doesn't fix the problem!-Danny Burleigh 2024

@yudithcaron8053 14 күн бұрын

Don't tell that to Trump's potential VP; he's the only thing between Trump and bankrupcy right now.

@marksawyer5265 15 күн бұрын

You missed a Griswald joke there. "Windows down, kids."

@angelusmortis3150 15 күн бұрын

Burger yum. 🤣🤣🤣

@TheRealEtaoinShrdlu 15 күн бұрын

Wasn't "The Amazing Race" the subtitle of Hitler's plan for Europe?

@wonderrob3225 15 күн бұрын

The amazing or master race? I naively hope that we have silenced those disgusting voices forever.. however..

@ElSantoLuchador 15 күн бұрын

The "New Order" was Hitler's plan for Europe. I get that it's a joke, but "The New Order" is the correct answer.

@keesvanoosbree5911 14 күн бұрын

@@wonderrob3225 Give me ONE quote - and I mean proven quote - that shows Trump is a racist? Not taken out of context, one that makes him undeniably sound like Hitler. I'll wait.

@whiskyjames4200 15 күн бұрын

"Christi Noem is still Trump's front running mate."

@richardgaudreault2887 15 күн бұрын

If you have millions of dollars, why in the world would you be going out with Kimberly G? Gross

@BogeyTheBear 15 күн бұрын

If yoy have millions of money to spend on your new girlfriend, and your new girlfriend asks for nothing else but tons of lip filler-- _run._

@zebo3531 15 күн бұрын

She looks terrible !!!you can tell by how small she's gotten she snorts a shit load of nose candy

@outtakontroll3334 15 күн бұрын

seriously. she is hideous

@cmdraftbrn 15 күн бұрын

because little bo creep blows it all on his nose candy

@mammawlee 15 күн бұрын

If she had been BOTN that way,her parents would have had her face fixed!

@willdickinson4177 15 күн бұрын

Stephen’s having a Dave moment on this show with “Light Butt Play” 🤣🤣

@TheErnieforss 15 күн бұрын

Would you like to buy a monkey?

@christophermarshall527 15 күн бұрын

Will Trump need a running mate in prison?

@user-vz5be1zl8g 14 күн бұрын

He'd be running from potential mates....the more desperate ones...

@JerjerB 15 күн бұрын

I think it'll be his favorite son, Ewik.

@Jan-zv7ze 15 күн бұрын

Yea, more nespotism sounds correct!

@ronnyshama 15 күн бұрын

Mitt romney strapping a dog to the roof of a car is quite the opposite of animal cruelty. They already stick their heads out the window, now the dog gets a full body wind-dew. I just hope they met the clearance level on any tunnels or overpass. I will agree that having a dog projectile poo at the car behind you IS quite messed up

@patrickdunn8918 15 күн бұрын

But you have to admit how hilarious it is, that Mitt didn’t understand that it was a problem. That part will never not be funny.😃

@pr-ji1ni 15 күн бұрын

Stephen is the king of dad jokes and I love him so much for that.

@kgames1748 15 күн бұрын

"Your kid never rode that bike anyway"😂😂

@lyudmillawasright. 15 күн бұрын

Is Vlad the Impaler not available?

@darkrebel7302 15 күн бұрын

What the hell happened to Kimberlys face?😂🫣

@coreydw1 15 күн бұрын

Surprised he has not talked more about a pick to distract from the trial.

@TheExplorer90 15 күн бұрын

The joke about the one driving the convertible had me laughing waaaay to hard 😂

@katalac 15 күн бұрын

Sorry trump, when you find out over half Americans aren't for you

@keesvanoosbree5911 14 күн бұрын

The polls say very different things...Keep living your own fantasy!

@USUG0 15 күн бұрын

is there any republican politician, or indeed any republican, that is not a total wacko?

@yvonnetomenga5726 15 күн бұрын

Many. The organizers of Republican Voters Against Trump, founders of The Lincoln Project, staff of the Bulwark, to name just a few. MAGA Republicans call them Rinos, for Republicans in name only, or the uniparty.

@TheREALJosephTurner 15 күн бұрын

Let's be honest here: both parties are full of wackos.

@USUG0 14 күн бұрын

@@TheREALJosephTurner not even close

@BrotherDog 15 күн бұрын

Are you sure Mitt is watching the Philly Fanatic, or he is actually watching more like Light Butt Play or witching a Cerveza Cristal commercial?

@shnawdude03 15 күн бұрын

“Burger, yum”. Sounds silly until you realize trump said “Gettysburg, wow.”

@joanfrellburg4901 15 күн бұрын

Who cares what he picks, where he goes, what he says, or what he does. He's a nothing.............burger. If you really hate trump, ignore him, that will bother him more than prison.

@pattyayers 15 күн бұрын

That’s delusional. Exactly the opposite is true. Closing your eyes and wishing doesn’t stop a powerful authoritarian with a massive loyal following

@democracy189 14 күн бұрын

Yes

@LolaLaRue-sq6jm 14 күн бұрын

Only a fool turns his back to a rattlesnake.

@joanfrellburg4901 14 күн бұрын

@@pattyayers I agree, but in a way, it's true.

@joanfrellburg4901 14 күн бұрын

@@LolaLaRue-sq6jm If everyone did, it would make him shrivel up in a ball and die.

@JMD-er5jq 15 күн бұрын

whoever pays him the most, like when he chose his ambassadors

@IliyaMoroumetz 15 күн бұрын

'Light butt play.' Ah. The joke that keeps him laughing. XD

@BlestNekun 15 күн бұрын

Burgum's trying to steal Eugene Levy's signature eyebrows. 😎🍻😎

@ivareskesner2019 15 күн бұрын

He should pick Humpty Dumpty. Then push him off the wall and become the sole, absolute leader. People can call him _'Dear Leader',_ sing songs about him and create dances in his honour. He will like that very much.

@wonderrob3225 15 күн бұрын

@ivareskesner2019 15 күн бұрын

@@wonderrob3225Indeed. Politics is the art of governance and governance is an exercise in pageantry first and a selection of the most competent and capable person only second. Unfortunately that is the biggest problem with elections in general. The one with the best optics and most convincing bullshit line usually wins. And they *never* deliver, that is what bewilders me. Not one of them keep their promises yet people act like this time will be different. Every time. We are truly a species with our collective heads up our a.

@wonderrob3225 15 күн бұрын

@@ivareskesner2019 Ooooh I wish that wasn't true Ivar , but it is