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ABOUT BROOKLYN NINE-NINE
"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" follows the exploits of hilarious Det. Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) and his stoically ever-professional captain, Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher), along with their diverse, lovable colleagues as they police the NYPD's 99th Precinct. In this final season of the series, Jake and the squad must try to balance their personal lives and their professional lives over the course of a very difficult year.
Rounding out the ensemble is Sgt. Amy Santiago (Melissa Fumera), who has a passion for organization and a weakness for dork dancing; Lt. Terry Jeffords (Terry Crews), a mountain of a man whose most powerful muscle is his sweetheart; Jake's best friend and human puppy dog, Det. Charles Boyle (Joe Lo Truglio); and the incredibly secretive, tough-as-nails Rosa Diaz (Stephanie Beatriz). Also part of the Nine-Nine are veteran officers Det. Scully (Joel McKinnon Miller) and Det. Hitchcock (Dirk Blocker), whose only skill as police officers is their ability to make a passable pot of coffee.
Created by Emmy Award-winning writer/producers Dan Goor and Michael Schur, "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" won the 2014 Golden Globe Awards for Best Television Series - Comedy or Musical and Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical (Samberg). Emmy winner Braugher earned four Emmy nominations for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for his role as Capt. Holt.
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@SillyKatt69 11 ай бұрын
"MAYBE I DON'T HAVE A ARCHNEMESIS BECAUSE I SOLVE ALL MY CRIMES" oh god that's genuinely one of my favourites xD
@mrodgt 11 ай бұрын
This was the only clip I actually forgot about. Kind of lucky for it, though, because I wasn't expecting it. I played it 3 times because it had me rolling. Terry was savage. 😆
@hermiona1147 11 ай бұрын
Jake never emotionally recovered from that one
@BladeScraper 11 ай бұрын
emooooootional damage
@kushagranayyar3960 11 ай бұрын
@@mrodgt yes exactly this was the only one I didn't remember. Atleast the video wasn't totally clickbait
@LucasTrz_893 11 ай бұрын
it is on 19:20
@EverythingOverExplained 11 ай бұрын
I absolutely adore Holt's "Ive never been more shocked." Completely deadpan. Andre Braugher has perfect delivery.
@0Onyx13 11 ай бұрын
One of the very first episodes showed him on the phone saying "That is without doubt the funniest thing I've ever heard" in his usual monotone delivery, I think that one and the scene where Boyle runs over his foot with his medical scooter and Holt says "You ran over my foot. I am in incredible pain." same delivery, are the ones that make me laugh the hardest every single time, and by now I must have rewatched all the episodes a good dozen times if not more
@MiyanoShuumei 11 ай бұрын
WHAT HE USED AN ABBREVIATION HE IS LYING
@klarabarunovic9841 11 ай бұрын
"You ran over my foot... I am in incredible pain!😐"
@user-hd2ur8rx3c 11 ай бұрын
This is straight to the point
@johnaldis9832 11 ай бұрын
@@MiyanoShuumei I know what you mean, but I think it just happens when he's in extreme situations-bluffing at cards, or being caught by surprise and threatened by an old friend. Like the way the polygraph doesn't detect lies, it detects stress.
@ma133ha_99 11 ай бұрын
“How much fudge is in a calorie” - the most Scully type of question i can think of 😭
@g1z95 11 ай бұрын
Yeah😂
@criptastical 11 ай бұрын
@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist2repent to Jake Peralta
@rynor2691 3 ай бұрын
Did we ever get an answer to that?
@vexxama 2 ай бұрын
@@rynor2691yeah I am genuinely curious as to what a single calorie of fudge would look like
@maddynoble4351 2 ай бұрын
@@vexxamai googled it 😂 there’s 411 calories in 100g of fudge. So a single calorie of fudge is about 0.25g or 1/4 of a gram. Very very tiny 😢😢
@Warzulu77 11 ай бұрын
“I don’t need any more input” “Neither does your wife, I guess” Whoever wrote this show is a genius
@Marsasaurus 10 ай бұрын
Schur is a genius. He also created Parks and Rec and The Good Place
@beggingbugger 8 ай бұрын
@@Marsasaurus And the Office.
@JukeboxJacks 5 ай бұрын
@beggingbugger just took the office forward, I don't think Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant would agree he deserves all the credit for that one!
@Harmthuria 5 ай бұрын
Hard to say who deserves credit for that line. They would act out the scenes as the writer/s wrote them, but then the director would reshoot the scenes when someone had a “funnier” line to add. You wouldn’t know which is funnier because funny is a relative term, but it’s possible than one of the actors came up with that line.
@AndrewMclean 11 ай бұрын
“PHD - he even used their pet names” is such an under the radar joke 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@erinccain 11 ай бұрын
wait now i think i don’t get it
@chickennugget9254 11 ай бұрын
@@erinccainpretty huge d
@TheLambo2010 11 ай бұрын
@@erinccain Pretty Huge D***
@mirtheaantjes8314 11 ай бұрын
@@erinccain me neither lol
@AnurviMehra 11 ай бұрын
I guess Gina thought PhD is a pet name??
@evehastings9189 11 ай бұрын
I love how Gina knows the gifts are from Kevin and Jake knows how to replace them.
@sayurimahabeer2358 11 ай бұрын
Yessssssss
@0Onyx13 11 ай бұрын
When Holt asked Boyle to teach him how to cook for Kevin, he did say that he doesn't care about food and "if it were possible, my entire diet would only consist of flavourless beige smoothies", but he really appreciate the stationary supplies, so he's right when he says "that man really knows me", he just doesn't know that the man in question is Jake, who knows him better than his own husband! It's so wholesome 🥲
@ProjectLethargic 11 ай бұрын
@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist2the only god I will repent to is Satan
@rsdwarrior2790 11 ай бұрын
@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist2 I think I'll pass on that thanks
@rsdwarrior2790 11 ай бұрын
@0Onyx13 Right! Like why would Kevin send his Husband a bunch of foods he knows his husband won't really enjoy? Also it just shows how much Jake actually likes and cares about Holt that he knew how to fix it.
@kieran7675 11 ай бұрын
Amy getting so excited when she says "And blanks" is so cute
@nont18411 11 ай бұрын
Then Jake managed to shoot blanks inside her for 4 years. Karma, I guess. (I have seen some theory said that Jake was infertile because of the mumps. That’s why it took forever for them to have a baby.)
@ivy3204 11 ай бұрын
@@nont18411your crazy if you don’t think it’s simply from his absolutely horrible diet and life choices
@mehulagrawal5927 11 ай бұрын
@@ivy3204 people much worse off than him have babies too
@0Onyx13 11 ай бұрын
That's so me, cause I never think of good replies on the spot, so if it happens I am so happy about it lmao
@atithipradhan5988 11 ай бұрын
Y’all way too in deep
@MtDuckford 11 ай бұрын
"You have 10 minutes" is the kind of support, acceptance and understanding we all need in our lives.
@h.g347 10 ай бұрын
❤
@yanteigey3957 11 ай бұрын
7:14 "If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like." This line always kills me!! 😂😂
@bobscott5579 11 ай бұрын
“Give it a whirl girl” easily one of the top 5 Holt lines
@grimora5713 2 ай бұрын
Yasss!
@timothybobrowski8866 11 ай бұрын
The one where Jake describes Amy’s date as a murderer always cracks me up 😂. Her look when he describes the scar and shirt...
@juanchololgamex8653 3 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure she was falling for it until at least the "Witnesses claim he has trouble fitting lettuce into his mouth" part
@sayurimahabeer2358 11 ай бұрын
These cold opens aren't random if you've watched the show 100 times 😂😂😂
@sayurimahabeer2358 11 ай бұрын
Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
@Aliketr 11 ай бұрын
@@sayurimahabeer2358 forget to switch accounts?
@ariawhyte9205 11 ай бұрын
@@Aliketr💀💀
@lucifermorningstar8098 11 ай бұрын
@@Aliketr WHEEZING
@breathingstill 11 ай бұрын
@@Aliketrlet him cook 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@3hessa 11 ай бұрын
“BIANCA! NOOOOOOO!!” will always be my favorite Boyle line 😭😭
@lakoritheweirdskelly 10 ай бұрын
His scream/squeal is one of the best noises to come out of that show
@elijahcostilla417 8 ай бұрын
8:27 your welcome
@alexandruulesan7009 9 ай бұрын
Throughout his career, Jake got shot, stabbed and run over by a car. None of those hurt more than Terry's line "Maybe I don't have an arch-nemesis because I solved all my crimes"
@kate_6436 11 ай бұрын
I love hw Kevin never once questioned them and immediately played along no questions
@leeblock9573 11 ай бұрын
i love how he was so clearly about to go off once they were in the van and then he saw his husband
@DanielSultana 10 ай бұрын
Jake did explain that they were under Holt's orders
@TheDude7753 11 ай бұрын
Definitely didn't forgot about them, watched every episode at least 50 times. Nobody beats that! 😂
@t1mingisnecessary 11 ай бұрын
Same. Waiting for a B99 Movie about Jake actually having an action movie moment.
@beastwolf6600 11 ай бұрын
@@t1mingisnecessaryyesssss make it happen peacock
@santiagoramirezsanchez1299 11 ай бұрын
how about 162 times
@omegamwihambi2496 11 ай бұрын
About 200 times S1-7 Season 8 didn't do it for me for some reason
11 ай бұрын
Saw almost all the seasons like 10 times now, except the last one, they got really woke and boring in some of the chapters.
@zbr76 11 ай бұрын
Bold of the channel to assume we forgot about Jake ruining Amy's date, the Paris basket from Kevin, shaving Jake's Florida hair, Boyle's depressed dream or the fumigation. All CLASSIC cold opens!
@0Onyx13 11 ай бұрын
"EAT THE NOTE!" makes me laugh every single time, and I've rewatched every episode so much so that I remember very well ALL of these, and it still makes me laugh!
@reyy9220 9 ай бұрын
"if you love someone, you'll remember what they look like" always kills me
@michaelcallas9463 11 ай бұрын
Can I just say that the addition of Pimento was spectacularly brilliant. Someone needs to dig into that decision because it could've gone horribly wrong but instead absolutely redefined the zeitgeist and tee'd up the following seasons,. Genius, talent, and amazing casting!
@CollinMcLean 11 ай бұрын
"Maybe I don't have an arch-nemesis because I solve all my crimes" DAYUM! Change Terry's name to Wario because Jake just got beat.
@mrudulasrivatsa 11 ай бұрын
Terry doesnt cheat tho
@LucasTrz_893 11 ай бұрын
@@mrudulasrivatsalol true. WARIO CHEATS
@keeshiabrie 11 ай бұрын
7:36 the cold open about Boyle’s goatee is one of my favorites because of how it perfectly displays the squad’s dynamic
@safirawrrr 11 ай бұрын
"because I love the seagulls" somehow still sticks even after all these years lol
@sarasheba6803 11 ай бұрын
"If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like"😭😭😭
@Crappler1989 11 ай бұрын
"Hello, Kevin. It's me, Raymond Holt." 18:30 LOL
@benjaminkasson2587 11 ай бұрын
We all know we all remember all of them. But we're just glad to have another compilation to give us an excuse to watch them again.
@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 11 ай бұрын
Okay, but that input joke by Rosa and the blank joke by Amy were pretty good.😉😆 Also, I don’t blame Jake’s date for leaving him in the second one.😅😂 That ant one gave me flashbacks to when I had an ant infestation in my room.😥
@naomi_mayyy 11 ай бұрын
cringe🥰😊😅
@ishaankhandelwal7059 11 ай бұрын
@@naomi_mayyy 😂😂
@maromalul9134 11 ай бұрын
Can never forget nor dislike any of these classic opens, Especially the one where Captain Holt already had a plan with Terry and Jake to take care of Charles's goatee "Jeffords, Peralta - Now" 😂
@ChinnuSped 11 ай бұрын
1:59 I love how Terry looked around to make it not obvious, but then jake looking around being as conspicuous as possible 😂😂
@fathiabalgahoom3785 11 ай бұрын
The sass “They’re 👏not👏 here👏”
@reisvs 11 ай бұрын
OMG THE SEARCH HISTORY VIRUS 😭😭😭 id pay so much to rewatch this all again for the 1st time 😭
@83gemm 11 ай бұрын
Can we talk about how “untoasted bread” is just…. bread? 😂
@Sir-Blaze 9 ай бұрын
yum
@matildaparry8831 11 ай бұрын
My favourite (not in this video) is the one where they move the podium and captain hilt’s reaction is pure gold. Always cracks me up how not holy his laugh is!
@Averageyoutubenjoyer 11 ай бұрын
5:34 I always found it really sweet how Jake blame the ants knstead of Amy, I really thought they were gonna make a fuss about ir
@joshuagardner4095 11 ай бұрын
How could anyone possibly forget Pimento hiding in Nikolaj's closet?!
@bananaduck2 11 ай бұрын
NIKOlaj
@miprimerachamba.s 10 ай бұрын
It's Nikolaj
@MegaKnight2012 11 ай бұрын
Forgotten? A lot of these live in my head rent free (also, Stephanie Beatriz would be a dope actress for playing Shego in a live action Kim Possible)
@justlilli 11 ай бұрын
This is something ive never thought about, but it's a perfect fit. Your mind is beautiful
@JonesyBoy19994 6 ай бұрын
The way Jake says "I'm stuck" when he is in the vending machine cracks me up every time! 😂😂😂😂
@flame.6375 6 ай бұрын
I do art….also…jake is broke…makes sense
@aninditadeka1998 11 ай бұрын
Terry's "eat the note" always kills me.😂
@boyfangirl6321 10 ай бұрын
"AND BLANKS!" Gotta love how proud Amy is of that one.
@kre4ture218 11 ай бұрын
The monster in the closet open is literally the best there is
@NeddyMontz 11 ай бұрын
15:03 Boyle’s scream when he found Pimento 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
@magenta_mer-goat86 11 ай бұрын
The closest I got to “forgetting” a cold open was the “pity Holt cold case”, and even then I remembered it for those details.
@joshuahutchins4134 10 ай бұрын
“Hey chuck, it’s pimento!” Probably my favorite line from the show
@wishpaw2201 11 ай бұрын
Cold opens you definently forgot about? As the great detective Jake Peralta once said: "That's a pretty f*cked up thing to say to me"
@Darky9406 11 ай бұрын
"And I wear that search like a badge of honor." one of my favorites ever
@MilesJohn 11 ай бұрын
The "Daniel Craig hands + closeup" is less weird than you think. In the bond film "Skyfall" There was a scene where bond had to be barehanded but was shot with him wearing gloves, so in the scene his hands look al bulgy cause they had to digitally paint over thick leather gloves with Craigs hands.
@rocknrollch1ck 5 ай бұрын
Amy Santiago?.... Is that you???? 😂
@chinmayumesh3639 11 ай бұрын
As someone who has seen the show 10+ times, I see this as an absolute win
@ZuneraTaher 11 ай бұрын
bold of you to assume that I forgot these 😂
@aristrawcrat 11 ай бұрын
5:20 "We're the solution." Hitchcock is so funny LMAO
@RAHULDAS-7856 11 ай бұрын
That man really knows me !!! " It was so sweet !! I can't help but smile ear to ear whenever i see that scene .
@Hyooman 8 ай бұрын
Adrian in the wardrobe is probably one of my favourite cold opens. That, the backstreet boys open and the late Amy opening
@yaelberkovitch928 6 ай бұрын
“definitely forgot about”? you’re terribly underestimating my brooklyn nine nine addiction
@darkestera914 11 ай бұрын
"It's me, Raymund Holt" to his 20 years of husband.
@zeffmalchazeen3429 11 ай бұрын
we do not forget these scenes, but I do forgot they were cold opens
@koldkayce 11 ай бұрын
"I am wagging Brenda!"
@gamezwithjedi 11 ай бұрын
The title did not lie. I completely forgot about these cold opens
@marcusaurelius49 10 ай бұрын
“Trunk to skunk” made me bust out laughing.
@geeklylegend 11 ай бұрын
8:27 I always crack up when Boyle gets all high pitched, it's hilarious!!
@Slushy916 9 ай бұрын
That last clip had me dying lmao. That burn actually had Jake messed up 😂😂😂
@joepwillemsen2057 11 ай бұрын
The pimento in the closet one is a classic
@tasha1721 9 ай бұрын
'If you love someone, you will rememeber what they look like' - Raymond Holt 😂
@mewtem2565 10 ай бұрын
"Sergeant is this going on your Spermanent record?" KILLEEED MEE
@romainrahni8682 11 ай бұрын
omg just notices in the dude that santiago is dating , is wearing the same costume ensemble that she wears with boyle in another episode XD
@maevebidonde6827 10 ай бұрын
The vasectomy jokes are one of my favorites because Amy gets in on it and in the most Jake way possible says "I couldn't resist it sorry."
@g3tf673d 6 ай бұрын
Bold of this channel to assume we don't know EVERY SINGLE cold open by heart.
@keremgul8394 5 ай бұрын
How could we forget boyle's dream opener? It was one of the bests in my opinion.
@Athenagoddessxoxo 8 ай бұрын
“they’re in my yogurt. now it’s personal” please terry cracks me UP 😂😂😂
@brah007 11 ай бұрын
Brooklyn 99 is legendary and the first 2 seasons are AMAZING!
@lucifermorningstar8098 11 ай бұрын
what's ur opinion on the other seasons
@zakatak5280 10 ай бұрын
@@lucifermorningstar8098 Personally I think it's awesome for the first 4 seasons, then dips a little for the next 3 (but still really good). And I never made it past the first 10 minutes of season 8.
@fathiabalgahoom3785 11 ай бұрын
One of the funniest cold opens 18:53
@Fosteringcat 11 ай бұрын
No way, I could forget 1:57 and 14:37
@RhayneMM 11 ай бұрын
You cant forget it when your a super fan and have watched it 100 times
@patmaurer8541 14 күн бұрын
"TWO tanks. I want a tank, too." 😂
@alphabettabox 11 ай бұрын
I was about to ask where’s the marshmallow one but then I remembered this is a video on the cold opens forgotten about, no way someone’s forgetting that one! 😂
@imranibrahimi667 11 ай бұрын
Didnt forget abt any of these lol, all legendary
@hanisharaikhy 11 ай бұрын
Sir having watched this show 50 times, I can guarantee I have not forgotten any of these
@Redwolver111 11 ай бұрын
i remember all but two of those cold opens, a lot of them were very memorable
@marctouss1862 19 күн бұрын
"hey chuck.. it's pimento" ALWAYS gets me...
@adrianortega3382 8 ай бұрын
My favorite one is the one with nikolaj and Adrian pimento I loved the way they all screamed
@ankeetachakravartty876 11 ай бұрын
captain holt saying that man really knows me... holding the rubber band bag😁
@madhusarda7998 11 ай бұрын
i remember them. how dare you doubt me?
@Soumik.Naskar 11 ай бұрын
I forgot none. Give me any random scene from modern family or b99 and I may even be able to tell you the next few scenes😅
@markdelapenha 11 ай бұрын
I've watched the show so many times i dont forget
@vitanursantono 6 ай бұрын
The "maybe I don't have an archnemesis because I solve all my crimes" is such sick burn! My jaw dropped the first time I heard it.
@vithar5208 3 ай бұрын
"I am wagging Brenda!" The way he yells it always gets me, I love Andy Samberg
@aditijain6445 11 ай бұрын
It was very bold of B99 creators to assume I’d forgotten these. Impossible when you’ve watched the show a million times
@vaclavsliz8171 11 ай бұрын
I AM WAGGING BRENDA - Gets me every time
@waterierStone 11 ай бұрын
If I had a nickle for every time the 99 shaved off a member's hair through force, I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
@TheMrJevans 11 ай бұрын
2:59 Scully emptying a jar of sugar into his coffee
@anastasiarodakinia2555 6 ай бұрын
realising i watched this show too much because i know what happens in almost all of them (dialogue too)
@aniketbangar1641 4 ай бұрын
04:23 Holt's expression after jake spits in his bin gets me every time 🤣
@Wisofp4us 11 ай бұрын
I never forget cold openings.
@belasworld5593 8 ай бұрын
The realest thing I’ve ever heard
@Seth_Oliver 7 күн бұрын
“spermanent record” may be one of the best Charles jokes oat
@Teuber45 9 ай бұрын
I love how Jake is dead serious in the Johnny franzia cold open
@AndroidNoir-L06k 8 ай бұрын
the john franzia bit is hilarious, terry does the face xD
@-sonofabiscuit-7384 10 ай бұрын
i definitely did not forget about these! they are the most amazing cold opens EVER!!!
@Xian.. 11 ай бұрын
Remember all of these
@bacondoesthings6156 9 ай бұрын
Boyles dog scream gets me every time 😂
@lepe2315 10 ай бұрын
"Chocolate is the devil's carob" "And carob is Satan's raisin" Lmao
@lias.lirianos.5454 9 ай бұрын
I've seen the show so many times I even know what they're going to say in this cold opens 💘
@denizsafakyazar9025 11 ай бұрын
11:57 holts face XD
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