Bobby is definitely the type of comic to refer to people as "civilians"

'You look like a great looking hot guy baked inside a giant pie' is the greatest description of Bobby ever lmfao

This must be the most brutal compilation yet. Holy shit Colin is murderous.

It makes me sad to not have a friend that I can talk to the way Bob and Collin talk to each other

Love the contempt Colin has for his friends.

2:43:55 Colin saying that he's not motivated: "I stopped experiencing things. I started reading and writing. I didn't experience anything except the numbness and hollowness that comes to a man of a certain age. After a life of mistakes." Ouch. I felt that hard. But it's better than all the false positivity in the world.

Colin’s voice crack during the bill burr impression is A tier😂

“How do you know what your intention was you FUCKED UP MESS” LOL Holy Shit Hahahahaha

This is absolute gold.

This is incredible. I never was a big fan of Bob on the radio show, but these two going back and forth is outstanding. Colin is a genius.

This is a comedy masterclass distilled in 7 hours.

Bobby killed me with the celery sticks don't stick to the roof of your mouth line. These two guys are great together they should restart The odd couple show.

its kind of embarrassing how many times I listened to this already. When I First discovered Opie and Anthony years ago I thought Collin was the least funny and Louie the most, now its the opposite.

Colin is my god. I wish I could follow him everywhere just to hear his deranged ramblings.

Colin Quinn smashes Bob Kelly for almost three and a half hours and it's wonderful.

I had never heard this before, this is just fantastic. It seems like fat, depressed, pre-critical acclaim Colin was the best version of him there has ever been. Hearing him repeatedly hammer Bob with fat-based insults doesn't get old, I think it's the apathetic delivery combined with the complete lack of sophistication that really does it for me. Thanks for posting this.

2:48:20 "To what do we owe this unprecedented corpulence?" I plan on using this line in the future.

God bless colin Quinn. How is this man still not that famous? Hes a comedy genius.

I listen to old O&A clips to fall asleep all the time. Had to turn this off at around 40 minutes in. I can't fall asleep listening to these clips I never heard before, I love Colin too much for that. He is such a sweetie. Him and Patrice are pretty much my favorite people ever not counting my family and myself. I'm glad that these days Colin is at least not both miserable and unsuccessful like in these old clips.

17:30-18:10...thats why he will akways be the best. The funniest because hes the realest.

I've been listening to this (1 of 2 and 2 of 2) everyday for the last two weeks. It's really cheered me up. Thanks, John Berry.

18:39 angry colin biting his fist is my favorite colin.

I love how Colin keeps hammering Bob over and over with the same insults: rhino and Robbie

Just two guys at their all time lowest chit chatting.

This is ridiculously entertaining. (And strangely life-affirming) I can't stop listening.

This is the greatest thing ever assembled. "walnut head" lmfao

This clip and part two are about the only things keeping me from committing suicide. I love these dudes so much.

56:58 -"meow! My owner Bobby is fat!"

Colin should've been in Goodfellas. Pure New York, you can't write a character like him.

Greatest podcast in the history of humanity

What a hidden comedy gem. One of the funniest content there is one youtube probably. These guys are fucking legend.

Colin is much more brutal with the language in this than he is normally today. Jeezus!

Colin may just be the funniest man on Earth in the last 30 years

"she's probably washing you with a hose" llool

Wow, only 4:30 into this in bed with my earbuds in - my wife is pissed saying the whole bed is moving from me dying laughing! How am I going to make it through 3+ hrs

2:41:11 Colin the OG troll on T.I. Message boards

17:30 Colin being more "righteous" than Patrice.

1:03:55 Colin defending someone accusing him of stealing a joke and getting increasingly irate is amazing. I can't stop replaying it!

This is the most brutal thing I ever heard. Perfect.

Best in the "versus" series

I love Colin's disgust over Bobby thanking LionsGate Films - cuz a director of a crappy Dane Cook movie let him improv for his scene which had 4 lines

This is an incredible and angry art form it is marvelous

2:39:28 i love Colin's dismissal of the question and then ultimately deciding to reveal the darkness of how he became a comedian

Mostly Jim Norton slams. 3:46 8:13 10:59 21:40 38:21 49:21 52:46 1:03:55 1:09:50 1:55:42 2:42:28 2:52:07 3:05:33

"You're too fat to be fantastic." Ah that gave me the gigglies

"I did grief counseling for all the people who had planned on seeing the Dallas show." 2:59:44 Colin is indisputably the funniest man who has ever lived, and if any of the many thousands of comedy podcasts were half as funny as this handful of shit-quality phone calls between these two I might not be listening to these for the fiftieth time right now.

I fucking love how this whole compilation is 7 hours long and not just a few minute clip

21:23 Colin breaks down "miscommunications"

I'm 7 minutes in and Colin has already insulted Bobby 100 times

I love the concept of Bobby being Buddha’s fuckup younger brother lolol....shit like that is why Colin’s the best comic ever!

I've been waiting for this one forever!!!

Best clip on youtube!!! By far!!!!

I love when he goes after Bill Burr, it always comes out of nowhere.

Listening to these compilations has made me realise how much Colin toned the brutality down on O and A, even though he was still brutal on there to people, mannnnn... Some of the insults and long winded setups leading to an insult on Bobby are truly next level on a brutality scale 🤣😂

Still enjoying this

Thanks for this, love the VS compilations

dude you have made my week by putting this up!

1:08:32 to 1:09:30 A minute straight of Bobby whining and Colin not listening "..I know.. I know... I know"

Colin talking about the fereis buler movie 2:06:15 hahaha

1:38:45 colin says Bobby looks like a great looking hot guy.. baked inside a giant pie

Why does this podcast sound like two Chechen warlords discussing war tactics?

oh my god, i can't believe you did another one, thank you so fucking much

Thank you for the upload!

oh. my. fuck. thank you.

Colin is the Don Rickles of my generation.

thanks for this, you're awesome

"You're shaped like an acorn" is fucking hilarious.

Thanks for this.

Don't try to "goat" me. -- Robert Kelly

Yes!!! Thanx.

fuck me....... thank you, i was waiting for so long checking this channel for something amazing!!!!! Colin!!!!

1:55:43 What triggered a beautiful and legendary Colin rant

Incredible

2:28:24 Quinn is just ruthless here

This is amazing

1:14:14

"Will you stop repeating what I say." "Alright" "Anyway" "Anyway" 1:47:00

this was great

'Thailand had that thing when they overthrow the king two weeks ago I thought you'd be sitting up there a fat Thai in grass skirts wearing a crown.' Lmao

God bless you

1:12:41 1:38:49 2:05:20 2:28:12 2:30:03 2:41:51

1:35:30 “So you really like that cerebral humor, is that it Bobby?”

Saw this on the homepage and took me by surprise. Thanks for still making these legendary compilations.

You can just play the entire podcasts, uncut and it's a best of.

Colin really might be God

Oh fantastiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

24:37 LOVE Colin's raw sarcasm here

Oh joy!

You are my hero. thank you

was that first clip recorded in Nixon's oval office?

I would lovr to see Colin bean a rock at a swan

Must be easy to write for Bob. Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Because he knew I was gonna punch his beak off. Bob: Knock, knock! Colin: Who's there? Bob: The guy who's gonna choke you.

2:10:06 Luring fat girl away with chips and Tekken

Colin - ‘You stupid acorn.’ Holy shit haha

Jesus Christ I remember listening to most of these during my, Myspace days. This is a show that should be on XM Sirius. I get it Bobby does YKWD, but I can always go back to these and always laugh or crack a smile, while hating myself ,at work. Bobby's always been ahead of the curve and never gets his props. Still two of the best standup comedians of all time.

51:47 I love how immediately they can be mean to each other. Has any other podcast been like this since?

1:51:31 "we should start our own G Cast!" fast forward over 10 years and Bobby has Riotcast, crazy

"dood" - Robert Kelly

I'm not sure Bob Kelly is actually Irish.

"You're like a fat Dracula" 2:32:30