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@sarahvishevnik59404 жыл бұрын
KZfaq CEO
@KoshyGeorge4 жыл бұрын
Facebook
@docdarlin54914 жыл бұрын
KZfaq
@maxihaxi97874 жыл бұрын
CEO of Racism
@SofaKingDead4 жыл бұрын
Stadia.
@a_sad_cinnamon_roll15944 жыл бұрын
“WE WOULD BE BETTER OFF COMMITTING WAR CRIMES THAN THIS LEVEL OF COPY RIGHT INFRINGEMENT” it’s so true i hurt myself laughing
@turma8eac4 жыл бұрын
At least with war crimes it’s harder to be convicted
@johntapp79804 жыл бұрын
So true
@JoshKeatonFan4 жыл бұрын
Yep, Pokémon is owned by Nintendo and they sue people as there side job just for fun!
@a_sad_cinnamon_roll15944 жыл бұрын
JoshKeatonFan listen those heathens used .01 seconds of music that sounded sorta like the music that sounds when you cross that one bridge in the secret part of ORAS that was never released, they had it coming and deserved the 1.7 million dollar fine. Honestly it’s good that scum like that are in prison
@chrism44034 жыл бұрын
@@JoshKeatonFan *their
@michaelsanchez32514 жыл бұрын
"We'd be better off committing WAR CRIMES, than this level of copy right infringement!" Favorite line, by far.
@Kalleron4 жыл бұрын
Nintendo is so savage 0_0
@pavlikshimko79404 жыл бұрын
same thing for playing copyright music for 0.1 seconds
@the_grim_gamer30394 жыл бұрын
He's not wrong I mean Pokemon is brutal in court.
@evilordoftheinternet41164 жыл бұрын
The_Grim _Gamer Nintendo is gonna bust some kneecaps.
@99lodewijk4 жыл бұрын
@@the_grim_gamer3039 not only that but the US is actively ignoring (read: not recognizing the authority of and obstructing the judgement of) international courts that judge warcrimes so you're literally better off committing war crimes.
@oceanman4166 Жыл бұрын
The funniest part of this is that it implies that a CEO of a nicotine company actually cares about children using their products and is upset for any reason other than bad reputation
@ultraliskbuilder5831 Жыл бұрын
I mean the real Juul guy did.... So..... The joke is on us?
@oceanman4166 Жыл бұрын
@@ultraliskbuilder5831 Wait, really? That feels new
@__-nd5qi Жыл бұрын
@@oceanman4166ye the og dude wanted Juul to be the off-ramp for people trying to quit real cigarettes
@Zealant Жыл бұрын
@@__-nd5qi that’s not true, they specifically said they have no interest in being a cessation aid for smoking. Idk that it’s the same head person but he was one at some point.
@__-nd5qi Жыл бұрын
@@Zealant i know they changed heads a few years back
@Florkl Жыл бұрын
The smugness with which the guy says, “Adult. Backpack.” And how confidently Brennan says, “You’re never walking again.” Just kills me
@jt3948 Жыл бұрын
@@johnw9771 adult backpack
@peachibread1983 Жыл бұрын
I know he ended up with a black eye but we never hear from smug guy for the rest of the video so I'd like to think the CEO still won
@maddengames443810 ай бұрын
@@peachibread1983the fact he only came out of it with a bruise shows he did
@terrifictortoise560210 ай бұрын
WHAT’RE YOU DOI-!?
@Lars-bg1gy10 ай бұрын
As an adult, I’d unironically use that backpack
@sarahvishevnik59404 жыл бұрын
The CEO series is a comedic goldmine.
@murathanbalik4 жыл бұрын
👌
@intelxio4 жыл бұрын
ITS THE BEST SERIES
@dedshade4 жыл бұрын
It really is
@JO19pLuMbUm94HN4 жыл бұрын
Objectively correct
@RicheBright4 жыл бұрын
You speak truth. I think the MoviePass one was my favorite.
@roberttrotter5574 жыл бұрын
His poor guy, he can’t own a single successful business
@gran97734 жыл бұрын
Is it his fault? Are his coworkers simply too... mad? Idiotic? Insane? Stupid? Breinless? What fits the most i wonder....
@shadowcarthage4 жыл бұрын
@@gran9773 Yes
@jamariirobinson7254 жыл бұрын
They're all successful. They just one day become unsuccessful.
@AnyssaBall4 жыл бұрын
He even has to keep changing his name
@JoseMendoza-JAM4 жыл бұрын
Tumblr was good he the one who fucked up
@HAVIN_aBLAST Жыл бұрын
the excited face he makes when he hears about a genuinly good idea to then see the horrible execution that's sure to backfire. Absolutely priceless
@anunknownentity5070 Жыл бұрын
That’s my favourite part of the video
@lightningpastry2153 Жыл бұрын
"Save up your allowance for Juul Pods!" I was absolutely rolling
@msthecommentator286311 ай бұрын
His face when he saw the poster for their show is everything 🤣
@jau5652 Жыл бұрын
"technically he's 475 years old" "THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS?" is what I ask myself everytime I watch fantasy anime 😭
@technicalmachine1671 Жыл бұрын
But that's why you watch it
@eliasmg9144 Жыл бұрын
Just once I'd like to watch an anime were everyone looked their age
@@technicalmachine1671 I don't want to assume things about you, but not just for legal reasons, you should prob state that this is a joke. Looking at drawings of literal children, that by lore are really old witches and then making highly sexual scenes about them, is really questionable. I would also like to add, that I find it even more questionable, how often I talk with people about this, but you really sound, look and feel like a pedophile, if you were to talk about thinking certain characters being attractive to you, as I have often times heard before, about characters such as Zoe, from League of Legends.
@Greg-TC4 жыл бұрын
“Pulling this shit with this government, we’d be all better off committing *war crimes* than this level of copyright infringement” hahahaha it’s funny because it’s true
@selalewow4 жыл бұрын
Sadly no, Trump backpedaled because there were a handful of vaping protestors at a rally so he cancelled the ban. *sigh* Welcome to America.
@artembentsionov4 жыл бұрын
Yep, those poor people making poison for kids. Who’s going to take care of them?
@jungkooks_microwavephobia4 жыл бұрын
*Nazi scientists have entered the chat*
@grubalaboocreosote47744 жыл бұрын
Noticing the other people who replied don't realize that Trump is serving pardons to convicted war criminals.
@jojov53444 жыл бұрын
Selale Z well the ban was stupid to begin with the illness was caused by thc cart usage literally enforce the current laws and were good all the illnesses were from underaged users either vaping carts or Juuls both are shit but we need to leave regular nicotine vaping that’s on things that aren’t Juul alone like I’m a legal adult if I can die in a war go into debt and pay taxes my choice to huff mango Mai tai through a hot stick should not be infringed because Timmy and the local gas station owner don’t follow the rules about being 18 to use and buy these products sooo yea
@Medbread4 жыл бұрын
When he said "why just inhale juul when you can wear it too" I really thought he was gonna say "Introducing Juulry"
@matthewdykeman81494 жыл бұрын
And make it a ring pop.
@woolfieMcP4 жыл бұрын
OPEN UP, IT'S THE PUN POLICE
@scuevas14 жыл бұрын
Juulry already exists thanks to chinese companies lol
@oxksie4 жыл бұрын
ACCEPT YOUR PUN-ISHMENT
@ramskam4 жыл бұрын
Same
@lolmanbob1232 жыл бұрын
Having the CEOs be the voice of reason in companies gone mad instead of the usual "CEO is the villain mastermind" is what sets this series apart and I am HERE for it.
@lughbrazil6365 Жыл бұрын
This guy CEO posting
@GBS48939 ай бұрын
Satyre though, it's still the same idea. He even says looking the camera straight up in the eye: "We're monsters."
@blakksheep7367 ай бұрын
Except for the venmo one.
@karma_monkey11 ай бұрын
I shared this with coworkers and now "LOOK AT ME AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID!" is a constant saying in our office.
@joseangelrodriguezpolanco6344 жыл бұрын
"We'll be better committing war crimes than this level of copyright infringement" killed me 😂
@kalibbailey62194 жыл бұрын
I'd give you an upvote but "nice"
@bob778_64 жыл бұрын
Nintendo copyright is no joke just look at what happened to those Emulator people last year or Soldier boy this year.
@leahsander54904 жыл бұрын
I mean, war crimes aren't even a crime in the US. Never punished any of their war criminals. You're better off committing war crimes in the US than jaywalking.
@TwoAndEightBorders4 жыл бұрын
@@leahsander5490 Sad but true
@numberoneappgames4 жыл бұрын
true do
@TheFallacy3574 жыл бұрын
The matter of fact way the cameraman says Adult backpack is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen
@christianobrien47364 жыл бұрын
Adult batpat
@SCUL-E4 жыл бұрын
I liked how he said "Technically, he is 476 years old."
@jbug19794 жыл бұрын
Packpack.
@chasbianco1424 жыл бұрын
Adelt bekpek?
@jbug19794 жыл бұрын
@@chasbianco142 In America, YOU wear adelt bekpek. In Soviet Russia, adelt bekpek wears YOU.
@colinhildebrand98372 жыл бұрын
Oh God. It's the only censored CEO sketch. Because they're MARKETING TO CHILDREN-
@shadeofsound232 жыл бұрын
Ohmygod I can't unhear it now
@tommyfroggyy_ Жыл бұрын
PFFT WAIT I DIDNT NOTICE
@futuza Жыл бұрын
Hahaha just noticed
@drummerrck Жыл бұрын
I was JUST asking myself why this one's edited. That's amazing.
@IHMyself11 ай бұрын
😂
@Pineapple-hx9ty2 жыл бұрын
I love how after the child backpack incident the only thing the CEO walks back with is a moderately damaged eye. This man knows how to kill.
@olliegoria7 ай бұрын
I took it as he got his ass kicked
@Pineapple-hx9ty7 ай бұрын
@@olliegoria you do not walk away with only a singular black eye from an "ass kicking"
@olliegoria7 ай бұрын
@@Pineapple-hx9ty look idk what their makeup department is and isnt capable of, but the black eye and sour look on his face tells me he lost that fight
@Pineapple-hx9ty7 ай бұрын
@olliegoria the sour look on his face is from being the ceo of a shithole lol
@dragonfire50007 ай бұрын
@@olliegoria Notice how the "Adult Backpack" guy doesn't say anything else for the rest of the video? CEO walked away with a black eye. "Adult Backpack Guy" isn't walking ever again.
@Calvin-wm2rg4 жыл бұрын
Technically, he's 475 years old killed me lol glad they acknowledge that Ash is an immortal ten year old
@RibbidyJamGames4 жыл бұрын
Right? Haha this sketch was hilarious
@SomeYouTubeTraveler4 жыл бұрын
"It's ok Robin, Nowi's a centuries-old dragon!"
@Calvin-wm2rg4 жыл бұрын
@@SomeKZfaqTraveler Fates is a great game
@SomeYouTubeTraveler4 жыл бұрын
@@Calvin-wm2rg "It's ok Corrin, none of them are _really_ your sisters!"
@juanpablorobayo98914 жыл бұрын
"S/he's technically 3,000 years old so it's ok if I lewd!!" every time I see this online I feel like minecrafting my head off
@BossByGamer4 жыл бұрын
“Save your allowance for Juul pods” I died
@timethunder48204 жыл бұрын
So did the kids
@theboys10794 жыл бұрын
See I probably would have to but when you just quote the video it’s a spoiler and I didn’t laugh bc it was old news so thanks you friend
@kyuubinaruto174 жыл бұрын
@@theboys1079 Can't blame him. The comment section is for talking about the video so dipping into the comments before finishing the video automatically makes you prone to spoilers.
@DeepFriedOreoOffline4 жыл бұрын
@@theboys1079 Dude, reading the comments before finishing a video is like reading the guide book before beating a game. I don't mean to blame the victim, but... Also, it's too.
@porterwilbourn96354 жыл бұрын
Same
@tuptastic3042 жыл бұрын
"because bottom line, that's what children are" is such a genius line oh my god
@AshMenon2 жыл бұрын
holy shit I just got that. That's amazing.
@icegod48492 жыл бұрын
It took me a solid 10 seconds of reading this to realize the underlying joke oml
@idotn8752 Жыл бұрын
Can someone explain it pls
@icegod4849 Жыл бұрын
@@idotn8752 "bottom lining" is a euphimism for someone dying as it is referring to heart beat monitors going from an up and down motion to a flat one. So the line can be also taken as "dead, that's what children are"
@idotn8752 Жыл бұрын
@@icegod4849 thanks
@captaincrispy2184 Жыл бұрын
My favourite line from this will always be "Your child took it to school my accident?!" 2:25 The delivery on this is just perfect.
@Treydies4 жыл бұрын
Everything Brennan is in is instant comedic gold. Like he's the sole reason I have dropout
@cthulhutheendless15874 жыл бұрын
Is it worth it?
@remingtonry4 жыл бұрын
Jack Timothy I would suggest it for dimension 20 alone and their awesome game shows and parody’s are just the cherry on top
@dirtylevel4 жыл бұрын
You sound like an advertisment
@SH19922x4 жыл бұрын
Hes a bit off the mark in this video? Usually he's got a lot more sting in his acting lol.
@yasspanda25594 жыл бұрын
The whole gang thanks you.
@defender22223 жыл бұрын
"Why are they making bedroom eyes" I just know that wasn't in the script.
@hiti67532 жыл бұрын
100% a Brennan ad-lib.
@XHackManiacX2 жыл бұрын
I must admit (ooh) I'm not surprised...
@ezekielbaskerville2710 Жыл бұрын
I love how the cameraman knows his kid took the Juul lunchbox and *still* doesn't see the issue is so on brand for companies I'm left wheezing.
@ibrahimalee23 Жыл бұрын
The cameraman is so braindead that it hurts lol
@tommyliu70207 ай бұрын
I thought you’re left wheezing because of Juul products 😂
@ezekielbaskerville27107 ай бұрын
@@tommyliu7020 Nah, I'm an adult, so I'm _clearly_ not Juul's target demographic.
@zM00Nx2 жыл бұрын
"I have never seen blue raspberry marketed to anyone over the age of 10" The Alcohol industry : *nervous sweating*
@meghanhenderson66824 ай бұрын
I liked blue raspberry because it turned my tongue blue. What's the point of it as...just a flavor?
@TCK7890Ай бұрын
I can’t be the only one who likes blue raspberry as a flavor
@Emma-lq4zd3 жыл бұрын
Everyone’s talking about Ash’s age. I just can’t believe they missed the opportunity for Pikajuul
@tyffaneelavely80873 жыл бұрын
yes, what a comedic genius u are. U should have written this sketch.
@gnomewarlord62212 жыл бұрын
@Tyffanee Lavely dude. Uncool.
@staceixan2 жыл бұрын
lmaooooo
@JokeCubed2 жыл бұрын
Juulteon. ;)
@mikewazowski23472 жыл бұрын
@@JokeCubed I love this
@gretchenlemmond96454 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite juul flavor- Minecraft
@example52374 жыл бұрын
oatmeal juul flavor
@tr0m4 жыл бұрын
o f c o u r s e
@arlan92034 жыл бұрын
Worms The next one is the taste of drûgś
@example52374 жыл бұрын
@@arlan9203 yumm drugs
@michanforever4 жыл бұрын
ahh love that earthy taste...
@acetrigger1337 Жыл бұрын
He didn't say "I will break your legs." like it was a threat. He said "you are never walking again." like it was already a fact.
@Blasted2Oblivion5 ай бұрын
Then it cuts to him with a black eye. I guess it didn't go well for him.
@meghanhenderson66824 ай бұрын
@@Blasted2Oblivion It cuts back to him with ONLY a black eye, and the other guy is never heard again. There's a clear winner.
@MeonLights2 жыл бұрын
"That's a CHILD" "Technically they're (insert an absurd age definitely not humanly possible)" "THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW THEM THAT WAY?! WHY ARE THEY MAKING BEDROOM EYES?!" Anime be like...
@shadownerd97014 жыл бұрын
KZfaq: Don't Market to kids College Humor: That sounds like a skit! KZfaq: ....
@vermorn4 жыл бұрын
we need to push this to the top comment
@syntaxed43654 жыл бұрын
College Humor would never say skit.
@abigailrivera6754 жыл бұрын
COPPA 😭😂
@rbdm-bc6oq4 жыл бұрын
So damn true
@lampuhijau99004 жыл бұрын
42.000 $ fine
@thelaughinglynx74454 жыл бұрын
The way he briefly gains hope when they hand him the book, but then dies inside when he opens it... my h e a r t
@onetruth374 жыл бұрын
Yeah. It's strangely, honestly sad
@jmbthegreat4 жыл бұрын
Same with why he reads about Just Juul before seeing the pokemon rip off.
@onetruth374 жыл бұрын
@@jmbthegreat I see that more as relief than hope
@jmbthegreat4 жыл бұрын
@@onetruth37 I agree he has that moment of hope but then it's just destroyed by it being a Pokemon ripoff.
@scottvelez31544 жыл бұрын
Life in a nutshell
@camloch2 жыл бұрын
This series is an excuse for Brennan to freak out occasionally and I *love* it.
@panpolypuff6 ай бұрын
This comment belongs on several Game Changer episodes too 😂
@wojteklenartowicz8436 Жыл бұрын
- You're never walking again! - What are you do- It was so perfect. The cut, the delivery, Brennan's quick walk to the poor soul behind the camera. I was laughing for 10 minutes straight. Keep up the good work, gang.
@rasengdori132 жыл бұрын
I really like this character of a CEO who is a morally-sound person deep down, but is woefully inept at his job in overseeing his own company that's spiraling out of control.
@tunkiyo2 жыл бұрын
I feel like this character and the Tumblr character are perfect representations of the irl CEOs XD
@THEGRUMPTRUCK2 жыл бұрын
It's the "one sane man in a world of crazy people"
@joshuacarroll17582 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@parker-boy982 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Say what you will, but he has good moral fiber.
@asmolbean93002 жыл бұрын
A ceo having morals is an impossible contradiction.
@livingbass96174 жыл бұрын
I’m thankful that this series isn’t being ruined or overdone with too many episodes too often because the spacing out of the episodes is retaining the comedic value. I love this series.
@mrana24244 жыл бұрын
That’s key. The only bring it out when it’s good.
@PinkENBlue4 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize they were intentionally delaying this series until now
@phnexOice4 жыл бұрын
@@PinkENBlue I think they also are waiting for companies that are uniquely bad, not just regular bad
@gagewendland43154 жыл бұрын
That's what Smosh started doing wrong I think.
@SSJGhost_Wolf4 жыл бұрын
I never thought about it like that, but spacing it out actually does make it better
@mrhelitosis75642 жыл бұрын
If that “Just Juul” show actually existed, a mental institution would have a field day trying to cure Saberspark.
@007megaoof Жыл бұрын
Wrong it’s not furry porn
@pryingeyes155111 ай бұрын
Uh oh. What Saber been up to?
@mrhelitosis756411 ай бұрын
@@pryingeyes1551Do you see the brain rotting stuff he has to watch? He sacrifices his sanity for us.
@Jake-rs9nq2 жыл бұрын
"Because 'bottom line', THAT'S what children are... *our* future." Beautiful writing
@gEtar873 жыл бұрын
The fact that he recalled the colors of the power rangers is the best part of this skit
@littlesnowflakepunk8553 жыл бұрын
he forgot about white ranger
@kokirij01672 жыл бұрын
@@littlesnowflakepunk855 That’s the green ranger tho. Same person, different suit
@zygas252 жыл бұрын
The colors depend on the continuity
@Ludwig_Perpenhente2 жыл бұрын
@@littlesnowflakepunk855 Colors usually depend on what Ranger Continuity it is, sometimes Green becomes White, Pink becomes Purple or Black and etc etc. The only colors that don't change is Red Yellow and Blue
@jiado68932 жыл бұрын
That lunchbox and backpack had serious 90s energy.
@Inkwell_Music4 жыл бұрын
He unironically has a really nice relaxing voice when when gets real quiet
@averygoodboi82003 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t mind an ASMR video by him on the channel as a joke, sort of like the other ASMR video they did, but he yells half the time
@titocristobal55733 жыл бұрын
That's why he's CEO. I mean, that's all you need, right?
@jackadamsdaniels67193 жыл бұрын
ASMR baby 👶
@helpingtheworld50193 жыл бұрын
Yes
@terra_the_nightingale1353 жыл бұрын
I rewatched him saying the colors on the lunchbox because his voice actually was very soothing there
@nuxxexe39682 жыл бұрын
Update: the FDA ordered Juul off the market today 😂
@columbus8myhw Жыл бұрын
"On June 23, 2022, the FDA denied authorization for Juul to continue selling its products in the United States, and issued Marketing Denial Orders (MDOs) banning any further marketing or sale of the products effective immediately.[20][21] That order was blocked by the U.S. Court of Appeals in Washington, D.C. the next day.[22]"
@ComradeSlice Жыл бұрын
Damn. Right after I saved up my allowance for Juul pods!!
@Woodsnat Жыл бұрын
@@columbus8myhw unfortunate, but even if it passed kids would probably switch to cigarettes
@cryo311old2 жыл бұрын
“That’s a child!” “Technically, he’s 475 years old” “Then why did you draw him like this?!”
@user-ss8zo6uu6h4 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like Brennan improvized the power rangers bit.
@Rapscallion20094 жыл бұрын
I felt the same thing. Like it's something he did between takes to make the crew laugh, but it worked so well they left it in.
@Black_pearl_adrift4 жыл бұрын
Only 90s kids will remember skskkss
@Jackie890004 жыл бұрын
"That's a child." "Technically he's 475 years old." Hentai summarized
@liamdalemon15254 жыл бұрын
THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS!?!??! you know if you were several hundred years old and you could look as young as you wanted, why would you choose to look like an underage lolli instead of you in your prime?
@tychoderkommentator29894 жыл бұрын
@@liamdalemon1525 Maybe them in their prime was an underaged loli. Puberty does some things to some people yall
@connordziadul60484 жыл бұрын
I can confirm
@theabyssofjin33724 жыл бұрын
@@liamdalemon1525 cuz flat chested adult woman with mature behaviour and thinking is secsi. Have you seen Shuten Douji FGO??? She's secsi
@CubularCreeper4 жыл бұрын
CaTastrophy427 Oh shit they're still somewhat innocent, nobody introduce them to shota/trap!
@Buphido2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the glee in Brennans face as he was proven right by the kid taking the "juul carrying case" to school on accident. xD
@DesertKitsune Жыл бұрын
Brennan's shriek of, "Look at me and say what you said!" gets me every time. 😂
@disneylover64083 ай бұрын
Also the "You're never walking again!" Is priceless 🤣 😂😂
@AGothNamedWednessday3 жыл бұрын
Brennan's ability to react to something in character like it's genuinely the first time he's seeing it is so amazing
@jerrywoods99582 жыл бұрын
That's because it is. You can't get this gold otherwise.
@Malkontent10032 жыл бұрын
@@jerrywoods9958 Nah, m8. That's what we call acting.
@Kelarys2 жыл бұрын
@@jerrywoods9958 if you sincerely believe that they got all this on the first take, I have a bridge I'd like to sell you lol
@ziwuri Жыл бұрын
@@Kelarys They get like 30-60 minutes of half-improvised footage (of which 90% is obviously very funny because it's Brennan, cmon) and then they show the 5 best minutes.
@madeline_from_celeste_real Жыл бұрын
Wait, he isn’t the ceo of JUUL?
@smartass1996143 жыл бұрын
I love how he has a black eye after he tells the cameraman that he’s never gonna walk again.
@sendie76453 жыл бұрын
That’s the joke
@smartass1996143 жыл бұрын
@@sendie7645 I know, but the attention to detail for a KZfaq skit is amazing
@shadowbladeace16513 жыл бұрын
I didn't notice that. Hmm.
@otakonjunkie3 жыл бұрын
True, but you also never hear from the off camera guy again, so the CEO may have succeeded.
@apolloptx3 жыл бұрын
@@smartass199614 Attention to detail? That ISN'T attention to detail. That's a basic joke. Imply he got punched by adding a bit of make up. Holy shit, wow, so genius...
@JB-yb4wn Жыл бұрын
And now they are being sued for $438 million dollars for selling to kids. 😆
@KenshiIV Жыл бұрын
Crazy how this still holds up.
@fjrapper436 Жыл бұрын
"Save up your allowance for Juul pods" I'm freaking dead
@clapflamer69624 жыл бұрын
“Oh this actually isn’t that bad...” “Save your allowance for Juul pods!”
@asaprutvz4 жыл бұрын
“We’re monsters.”
@ariz15164 жыл бұрын
Brennan's thoughts: "We're f*cked"
@joeyteter93833 жыл бұрын
You are my hero. No matter how many times I’ve watched this video, which is a lot, I could never catch what it said lol
@elweewee3 жыл бұрын
4:46
@RoScFan3 жыл бұрын
that part was my favorite
@jakethespoopycat4 жыл бұрын
“What would Minecraft taste like?” “It tastes e a r t h y”
@423adriana4 жыл бұрын
*E A R T H Y*
@frostytheiceberg11274 жыл бұрын
Goddammit where's my andesite house at jake?!
@Yewtewba4 жыл бұрын
Tastes like alphabet blocks
@LiamStorer4 жыл бұрын
Tastes like punching trees
@mothlastname24134 жыл бұрын
You didn’t add anything be original
@8104628412 жыл бұрын
The ENTIRE ‘just juul’ segment has me in tears every time, has never failed to make me laugh so hard. What a sketch, I hope college humour keeps making these!
@Engineer_Who2 жыл бұрын
Just got the news that FDA has banned Juul electronic cigarettes. Well done, CH!
@LoganAllec3 жыл бұрын
I like how blue raspberry, which is something that I literally had to Google just now to make sure actually exists in nature, is a more popular candy flavor than normal raspberry.
@sklizzy31253 жыл бұрын
it's because what else are you going to make the blue flavor? blueberries? those taste like ass so it's kind of a lose lose
@manictiger3 жыл бұрын
@@sklizzy3125 Blueberries taste great. We're just really bad at mimicking real blue berries, so it winds up tasting like chalk.
@sklizzy31253 жыл бұрын
@@manictiger yeah i personally don’t like blueberries unless they’re the small kinda sour ones but yeah the artificial blueberry flavor is pretty horrible
@WillowTitov3 жыл бұрын
@@sklizzy3125 hate on blueberries again, I dare you
@MoonShadowWolfe3 жыл бұрын
The blue, it just makes it so appetizing, like eating a gem.
@jamesrivers36274 жыл бұрын
There are levels to his anger. The last one is defeat
@dezh63454 жыл бұрын
You're talking about the black eye?
@tairneanaich2 жыл бұрын
I simply adore how good Brennan is at acting completely and utterly hysterically unhinged. His Righteous Anger Schtick is Chef‘s Kiss
@climatectrl33502 жыл бұрын
"Nobody over the age of 10 likes blue raspberry." Me, a 32 year old man trying to hide my Blue Raspberry ringpop: Haha, yeah uh- yeah.
@dalton76254 жыл бұрын
*puts on backpack* “LOOK AT ME... AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID” “adult... back...pack” “you’re never walking again”
@GenuineBronxite4 жыл бұрын
3:56
@Africa414 жыл бұрын
Then he got beat
@Livestreamlurker4 жыл бұрын
@quality content_lol16 It's bless the rains. Not miss the rains
@randomperson-kv5nx4 жыл бұрын
"What are you doing?"
@Timeward764 жыл бұрын
@@direwolffrost9220 just because he got punched back doesnt mean he lost the fight
@kilometerbob26624 жыл бұрын
"This is a child" "Actually hes 475 years old"
@teadealer67064 жыл бұрын
a classic
@Mc47Fan4 жыл бұрын
And yet the worst argument people pull up when trying to point fingers at others to call them pedophiles or something
@nalyddoow92954 жыл бұрын
@@Mc47Fan "bruh its just a drawing"
@dan-rk7yx4 жыл бұрын
Every anime dudebro
@jpg33064 жыл бұрын
THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THAT
@bigmonke76612 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop rewatching these
@kimmyp34072 жыл бұрын
i love that this video went viral more than most for CH. This to me showcases what this channel can do for the world for good.
@nolifeconsolegamer4 жыл бұрын
“Save up your allowance for Juul pods!” “We’re monsters.”
@festimkrosi97043 жыл бұрын
Yea finally after a year we managed to get to 1 year
@milescorporosus40583 жыл бұрын
"Are _we_ the baddies?"
@Mister_Black_Shirt2 жыл бұрын
i love the way he just accepts the role of the villain
@nolifeconsolegamer2 жыл бұрын
@@Mister_Black_Shirt exactly.
@TheMamaluigi3002 жыл бұрын
@@nolifeconsolegamer I think he just realized the true gravity of his company’s situation
@mrpotatohead3618 Жыл бұрын
The power ranger line was creative and had me dying for way longer than it should've
@angelcrisis442 жыл бұрын
Breaking news: JUUL has now been banned in the US
@bodebaggins4 жыл бұрын
dear collegehumor: please make more of these. they are fucking hilarious and brennon really sells it
@coopermurphy47543 жыл бұрын
We are in a pandemic
@borgnafthecheesegod15463 жыл бұрын
@@coopermurphy4754 yeah; and?...., it's not like they have to have brennan in a room with others, you barely ever see anyone else, and they recently put one out where he was conversing with an employee on computer so it's totally doable.
@maximillion3223 жыл бұрын
Brennan Lee Mulligan is a national fucking treasure
@cryo311old3 жыл бұрын
@@coopermurphy4754 Tide 2.0
@trinwheeler46393 жыл бұрын
They did it
@ThawtsForFood4 жыл бұрын
They need to do more CEO bits with him. These are priceless
@seeknprotect61794 жыл бұрын
My fav sketch series
@gregsomebody72474 жыл бұрын
I second this. Brilliant
@thejay89634 жыл бұрын
They need to do one one COPPA.
@RobertMMunroe Жыл бұрын
Seriously, The CEO videos are the best thing to happen to KZfaq ever. I laugh cry through every one. So good.
@thesecondhalfshow99032 жыл бұрын
Revisiting this in light of recent developments
@stanamilanovich39564 жыл бұрын
I always like the brief moments of hope before he's utterly crushed, then... the anger. This is brilliant.
@imadooddood88034 жыл бұрын
The best one was the book. His soul ascended
@CrazyYasha4 жыл бұрын
These are my favourite sketches.
@artypyrec41864 жыл бұрын
You just described parenthood
@mattgreen76925 ай бұрын
They made Game Changer because of this comment
@stanamilanovich39565 ай бұрын
@@mattgreen7692 At least certain episodes seem inspired by it. He is very...consistent.
@baggedboy4 жыл бұрын
“Yellow, red, pink, green, blue, black. Those are the exact colors of the power rangers.”
@justsomenobody14544 жыл бұрын
Retail Facts 101 He meant the original six
@fenhen4 жыл бұрын
Blitzwing The Hothead To be fair no kids care about a kids cartoon from 25+ years ago. It is actually is marketed towards adults!
@justsomenobody14544 жыл бұрын
fenhen Yeah, Ik? Am I not allowed to correct though?
@fenhen4 жыл бұрын
Blitzwing The Hothead It is not allowed, I’m calling the internet police.
@theshockerpit72744 жыл бұрын
Go go juul Rangers
@huh85252 жыл бұрын
welp. this aged well.
@CookiePepper2 жыл бұрын
1:09 He had made a great decision about stock option.
@anawkwardbean1654 жыл бұрын
*Cameraman*: my kid took it to school by accident *The kid, smoking in front of their friends*: yeah, i saved my allowance for Juul pods
@aaronchurchill72194 жыл бұрын
Perfect
@Silverwind873 жыл бұрын
The kid's friend: We get it, you vape.
@1bingbongtingtong13 жыл бұрын
That joke in the video had me fucking wheezing, I swear, the way it's just out of nowhere.
@moelester75273 жыл бұрын
He also bought the Juul backpack and book.
@pedropena8802 жыл бұрын
No the camera man. It's the marketing guy.
@craxnor4 жыл бұрын
“Actually he’s 475 years old.” “THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS!” All of Japan feels attacked right now.
@TunesByAI20244 жыл бұрын
As if they give a damn. They'd more likely to flood the market even more just out of spite. 😂
@doot96954 жыл бұрын
@@TunesByAI2024 I know
@paperclip95584 жыл бұрын
lmao japan is a pedo nest.
@NikoTheNerd4 жыл бұрын
all eyes on you lolicons
@anarchomando77074 жыл бұрын
@@NikoTheNerd better animated than live-action
@Rovetown2 жыл бұрын
I like how Brennon is able to make all CEO‘s sound like People who care about their product.
@Ikxi Жыл бұрын
0:25 Future customers
@shiningstar7374 жыл бұрын
I want to see one where Brennan plays the ceo if KZfaq In accurate clothing
@mangasaint4 жыл бұрын
And Disney
@TrixieTheGreat4 жыл бұрын
Shit, that'd be brilliant! Especially if he'd be wearing Hitlers moustache and censoring something every 3-4 seconds.
@TheEtherny4 жыл бұрын
And DC
@alexanderwulfert67304 жыл бұрын
@@vilegrog well done, you spotted the joke!
@warrenphilips84414 жыл бұрын
yes...YES. Pleeeeease.
@hannahferguson3784 жыл бұрын
“What does Minecraft even taste like?!?!” It tastes like my 8 year old, overheating MacBook begging for mercy as I place the final block in my 7 story house
@mizuxoo4 жыл бұрын
it tastes like your 8 year old? yikes
@godbroccoli114 жыл бұрын
get rid of everything after "my 8 year old" and that's it. That's the flavor
@robertnett97934 жыл бұрын
@@mizuxoo Yes. Everyone knows, above about half a year, they are only good for soup and nothing else anymore.
@salimalbitar4 жыл бұрын
Error 404
@johno84654 жыл бұрын
Or nostalgia: every cloud u puff is a cloud of depression
@likx0089 Жыл бұрын
I love how each CEO not only has their own level of insanity, but each one, even with similar problems, approaches the message differently. for example the ceo of juul's tides and abc are basically guys whose employees lost their minds just to make a profit and yet each approaches the problem differently and with different resolutions in the end
@jasoncrawford5417 Жыл бұрын
The best part of this is the creativity to come up with these bad products!
@austinwiltse81734 жыл бұрын
Just the way the off-camera guy says “adult backpack” after Brennan puts it on legit has me in hysterics.
@speedydog454 жыл бұрын
Adult Backpack :)
@soulfox324 жыл бұрын
@@speedydog45 That's it, your never walking again
@MrCrackedJack4 жыл бұрын
The way he says "That's an adult backpack" is just...I don't know..so fucking hilarious.
@Zenologia46733 жыл бұрын
“Adult. Backpack.” I’m shaking laughing every time 🤣
@tjking74573 жыл бұрын
“You’re never walking again!”
@mehnah50333 жыл бұрын
@@tjking7457 "What are you doi-!"
@iwong33572 жыл бұрын
I love the seething contempt you can hear in his voice when he says "LOOK AT ME AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID!"
@fernandod40462 жыл бұрын
Wow. That backpack is bigger than most adult backpacks I see.
@devabratsarma8672 жыл бұрын
I think this is the legit best moment of this skit... LOOK AT ME.. 😂😂😂
@Twenty2246 Жыл бұрын
3:14 do you understand how f*cked we are
@MrSarcasticGaming Жыл бұрын
The look of excitement on his face when the guy mentions his child took it to school is PRICELESS.
@AN-xl7ej4 жыл бұрын
I died at "He did? Whatever did he mistake it for?!"
@totemartiste94364 жыл бұрын
When?
@flamexflameplay87294 жыл бұрын
Le Gamer Viril 2:27
@raymond87184 жыл бұрын
A...a lunch?
@gyzardo36484 жыл бұрын
THIS THINGS GOT F🤬 CKING LUNCH!!!
@VerlTheSkeptic4 жыл бұрын
Looks like they're targeting 90's kids with that carrying case.
@retardgorrilanigler5224 жыл бұрын
Verl Humpherys no way. not possible
@offscreen65784 жыл бұрын
*80s kids.
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@offscreen65784 жыл бұрын
@@HelenGPitts ok Boomer
@BigBossIvan4 жыл бұрын
Such better times.
@illusionfate2 жыл бұрын
I like how absolutely stoned brennan sounds if you take 2:32 out of context
@spacecaptain918811 ай бұрын
Seriously, the CEO series is the best thing to come out of CollegeHumor! I love these so bad!
@0ctopusComp1etely4 жыл бұрын
"There's a CHILD!" "Technically, he's 475 years old!" I died. Too accurate.
@fuzzyllama4514 жыл бұрын
@metalfaust19 . Kanna looks 5 but is ~500 years old - from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid Raphtalia looks ~20 but is 10 years old - from The Rising of the Shield Hero Stiyl Magnus looks 30 but is 14 years - old from A Certain Magical Index Also Ash from Pokemon is still 10 years old last i checked
@SerenityM164 жыл бұрын
Ugh sudden flashbacks to *trying* to read Negima, gods that was horribly written
@Canido194 жыл бұрын
@@fuzzyllama451 I have ultimately learned 2 major lessons from anime: 1) 1st impressions are bullshit; 2) context is always important.
@TamaCinema694 жыл бұрын
0ctopusComp1etely THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THAT
@meatvortexgaming71344 жыл бұрын
anime be like
@geglelpgaming3262 Жыл бұрын
"sorry for marketing towards children, in return all users get cherry berry unicorn, blue raspberry rainbow and minecraft" that made me laugh alot
@Commander_Appo2 жыл бұрын
Makes sense this was in my recommendations
@LoganWH84 жыл бұрын
I actually expected “Juul Spinners” to be vape fidget spinners.
@akronred6484 жыл бұрын
Congratulations, you've just come up with the most 2016 item I've ever heard of.
@carbonfizz4 жыл бұрын
blue raspberry is my favorite
@efilymkcuf14294 жыл бұрын
Sane
@MtnDewGuy1004 жыл бұрын
*JUUL IS CUUL FOR SCUUL*
@MtnDewGuy1004 жыл бұрын
*JUUL IS CUUL FOR SCUUL*
@liemn234 жыл бұрын
“Save up your allowance for Juul’s pods.” No ambiguity there, and no f*cks given!
@ShelbySteele234 жыл бұрын
My favorite part 😂😂😂
@xxxman3604 жыл бұрын
666th like
@campkira4 жыл бұрын
no... those kid will buy Jordan...
@notaneet2 жыл бұрын
“Technically he’s 475 years old..” ah yes the classic defense of loli wizards in anime
@foxhazhax48452 жыл бұрын
"Look at me, AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID!!" 😹😹😹😹
@EliQuo4 жыл бұрын
Brenan: "look at me and say what you said!" "ADULT. BACKPACK." I died!
@Silverwind874 жыл бұрын
"You're never walking again!"
@jeffaffa34124 жыл бұрын
I laughed but also felt the CEO's frustration
@alreadytaken20164 жыл бұрын
Your never walking again What are you doing
@amireinav14 жыл бұрын
WHAT ARE YOU DOI-
@nathanortiz77124 жыл бұрын
Anime in a nutshell: Manga and Anime artists: she's actually 475 years old CEO: ThEn WhY DiD YoU DrAw HiM LiKe ThAt
@swisslord24784 жыл бұрын
Because
@fluffbutt99604 жыл бұрын
Because weebs are highkey pedos. *Don't fucking change my mind.*
@jackbennett69024 жыл бұрын
@@fluffbutt9960 most of us ain't. Just the lolicons.
@ASlutty9SUnit4 жыл бұрын
@@fluffbutt9960 You must really hate Undertale, then, considering what Toby is... Also coming from someone named, "Fluffy Goatbutt", who 100% peruses the "Undertail" tag. I genuinely can't tell if this is next level trolling, or just massively unaware...
@W1nds4 жыл бұрын
i mean if your immortal and can never age that tends to happen but at least make them not look like kids
@matthewbartlett34426 ай бұрын
when he got to the Juul Spinners I said, "Oh they're wind chimes" then the camera angle changed and I died laughing realizing what it was
@wjgthatsit23572 жыл бұрын
this aged well
@jacobrodriguez37124 жыл бұрын
“Technically he’s 475 years old!” “THEN WHY WOULD YOU DRAW HIM THIS WAY!?!???!?!” I’m actually dying
@MoCatsandStuff4 жыл бұрын
sounds liike those loli people. 'well technically she's a 1000yr old dragon, not 12 so it's good'
@quinnsinclair70284 жыл бұрын
M m It’s also a joke about how Ash has been 10 years old for the last twenty five seasons of Pokémon.
@DkKombo4 жыл бұрын
That's why we tuck anime far away from children...