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Stadia.

At least with war crimes it’s harder to be convicted

So true

Yep, Pokémon is owned by Nintendo and they sue people as there side job just for fun!

JoshKeatonFan listen those heathens used .01 seconds of music that sounded sorta like the music that sounds when you cross that one bridge in the secret part of ORAS that was never released, they had it coming and deserved the 1.7 million dollar fine. Honestly it’s good that scum like that are in prison

@@JoshKeatonFan *their

Nintendo is so savage 0_0

same thing for playing copyright music for 0.1 seconds

He's not wrong I mean Pokemon is brutal in court.

The_Grim _Gamer Nintendo is gonna bust some kneecaps.

@@the_grim_gamer3039 not only that but the US is actively ignoring (read: not recognizing the authority of and obstructing the judgement of) international courts that judge warcrimes so you're literally better off committing war crimes.

I mean the real Juul guy did.... So..... The joke is on us?

@@ultraliskbuilder5831 Wait, really? That feels new

@@oceanman4166ye the og dude wanted Juul to be the off-ramp for people trying to quit real cigarettes

@@__-nd5qi that’s not true, they specifically said they have no interest in being a cessation aid for smoking. Idk that it’s the same head person but he was one at some point.

​@@Zealant i know they changed heads a few years back

@@johnw9771 adult backpack

I know he ended up with a black eye but we never hear from smug guy for the rest of the video so I'd like to think the CEO still won

@@peachibread1983the fact he only came out of it with a bruise shows he did

WHAT’RE YOU DOI-!?

As an adult, I’d unironically use that backpack

👌

ITS THE BEST SERIES

It really is

Objectively correct

You speak truth. I think the MoviePass one was my favorite.

Is it his fault? Are his coworkers simply too... mad? Idiotic? Insane? Stupid? Breinless? What fits the most i wonder....

@@gran9773 Yes

They're all successful. They just one day become unsuccessful.

He even has to keep changing his name

Tumblr was good he the one who fucked up

That’s my favourite part of the video

"Save up your allowance for Juul Pods!" I was absolutely rolling

His face when he saw the poster for their show is everything 🤣

But that's why you watch it

Just once I'd like to watch an anime were everyone looked their age

@@technicalmachine1671 what...

@@technicalmachine1671 why *you* watch it, maybe...

@@technicalmachine1671 I don't want to assume things about you, but not just for legal reasons, you should prob state that this is a joke. Looking at drawings of literal children, that by lore are really old witches and then making highly sexual scenes about them, is really questionable. I would also like to add, that I find it even more questionable, how often I talk with people about this, but you really sound, look and feel like a pedophile, if you were to talk about thinking certain characters being attractive to you, as I have often times heard before, about characters such as Zoe, from League of Legends.

Sadly no, Trump backpedaled because there were a handful of vaping protestors at a rally so he cancelled the ban. *sigh* Welcome to America.

Yep, those poor people making poison for kids. Who’s going to take care of them?

*Nazi scientists have entered the chat*

Noticing the other people who replied don't realize that Trump is serving pardons to convicted war criminals.

Selale Z well the ban was stupid to begin with the illness was caused by thc cart usage literally enforce the current laws and were good all the illnesses were from underaged users either vaping carts or Juuls both are shit but we need to leave regular nicotine vaping that’s on things that aren’t Juul alone like I’m a legal adult if I can die in a war go into debt and pay taxes my choice to huff mango Mai tai through a hot stick should not be infringed because Timmy and the local gas station owner don’t follow the rules about being 18 to use and buy these products sooo yea

And make it a ring pop.

OPEN UP, IT'S THE PUN POLICE

Juulry already exists thanks to chinese companies lol

ACCEPT YOUR PUN-ISHMENT

Same

This guy CEO posting

Satyre though, it's still the same idea. He even says looking the camera straight up in the eye: "We're monsters."

Except for the venmo one.

I'd give you an upvote but "nice"

Nintendo copyright is no joke just look at what happened to those Emulator people last year or Soldier boy this year.

I mean, war crimes aren't even a crime in the US. Never punished any of their war criminals. You're better off committing war crimes in the US than jaywalking.

@@leahsander5490 Sad but true

true do

Adult batpat

I liked how he said "Technically, he is 476 years old."

Packpack.

Adelt bekpek?

@@chasbianco142 In America, YOU wear adelt bekpek. In Soviet Russia, adelt bekpek wears YOU.

Ohmygod I can't unhear it now

PFFT WAIT I DIDNT NOTICE

Hahaha just noticed

I was JUST asking myself why this one's edited. That's amazing.

😂

I took it as he got his ass kicked

@@olliegoria you do not walk away with only a singular black eye from an "ass kicking"

@@Pineapple-hx9ty look idk what their makeup department is and isnt capable of, but the black eye and sour look on his face tells me he lost that fight

​@olliegoria the sour look on his face is from being the ceo of a shithole lol

@@olliegoria Notice how the "Adult Backpack" guy doesn't say anything else for the rest of the video? CEO walked away with a black eye. "Adult Backpack Guy" isn't walking ever again.

Right? Haha this sketch was hilarious

"It's ok Robin, Nowi's a centuries-old dragon!"

@@SomeKZfaqTraveler Fates is a great game

@@Calvin-wm2rg "It's ok Corrin, none of them are _really_ your sisters!"

"S/he's technically 3,000 years old so it's ok if I lewd!!" every time I see this online I feel like minecrafting my head off

So did the kids

See I probably would have to but when you just quote the video it’s a spoiler and I didn’t laugh bc it was old news so thanks you friend

​@@theboys1079 Can't blame him. The comment section is for talking about the video so dipping into the comments before finishing the video automatically makes you prone to spoilers.

@@theboys1079 Dude, reading the comments before finishing a video is like reading the guide book before beating a game. I don't mean to blame the victim, but... Also, it's too.

Same

holy shit I just got that. That's amazing.

It took me a solid 10 seconds of reading this to realize the underlying joke oml

Can someone explain it pls

@@idotn8752 "bottom lining" is a euphimism for someone dying as it is referring to heart beat monitors going from an up and down motion to a flat one. So the line can be also taken as "dead, that's what children are"

@@icegod4849 thanks

Is it worth it?

Jack Timothy I would suggest it for dimension 20 alone and their awesome game shows and parody’s are just the cherry on top

You sound like an advertisment

Hes a bit off the mark in this video? Usually he's got a lot more sting in his acting lol.

The whole gang thanks you.

100% a Brennan ad-lib.

I must admit (ooh) I'm not surprised...

The cameraman is so braindead that it hurts lol

I thought you’re left wheezing because of Juul products 😂

@@tommyliu7020 Nah, I'm an adult, so I'm _clearly_ not Juul's target demographic.

I liked blue raspberry because it turned my tongue blue. What's the point of it as...just a flavor?

I can’t be the only one who likes blue raspberry as a flavor

yes, what a comedic genius u are. U should have written this sketch.

@Tyffanee Lavely dude. Uncool.

lmaooooo

Juulteon. ;)

@@JokeCubed I love this

oatmeal juul flavor

o f c o u r s e

Worms The next one is the taste of drûgś

@@arlan9203 yumm drugs

ahh love that earthy taste...

Then it cuts to him with a black eye. I guess it didn't go well for him.

@@Blasted2Oblivion It cuts back to him with ONLY a black eye, and the other guy is never heard again. There's a clear winner.

we need to push this to the top comment

College Humor would never say skit.

COPPA 😭😂

So damn true

42.000 $ fine

Yeah. It's strangely, honestly sad

Same with why he reads about Just Juul before seeing the pokemon rip off.

@@jmbthegreat I see that more as relief than hope

@@onetruth37 I agree he has that moment of hope but then it's just destroyed by it being a Pokemon ripoff.

Life in a nutshell

This comment belongs on several Game Changer episodes too 😂

I feel like this character and the Tumblr character are perfect representations of the irl CEOs XD

It's the "one sane man in a world of crazy people"

Same lol

Yeah. Say what you will, but he has good moral fiber.

A ceo having morals is an impossible contradiction.

That’s key. The only bring it out when it’s good.

I didn't realize they were intentionally delaying this series until now

@@PinkENBlue I think they also are waiting for companies that are uniquely bad, not just regular bad

That's what Smosh started doing wrong I think.

I never thought about it like that, but spacing it out actually does make it better

Wrong it’s not furry porn

Uh oh. What Saber been up to?

@@pryingeyes1551Do you see the brain rotting stuff he has to watch? He sacrifices his sanity for us.

he forgot about white ranger

@@littlesnowflakepunk855 That’s the green ranger tho. Same person, different suit

The colors depend on the continuity

@@littlesnowflakepunk855 Colors usually depend on what Ranger Continuity it is, sometimes Green becomes White, Pink becomes Purple or Black and etc etc. The only colors that don't change is Red Yellow and Blue

That lunchbox and backpack had serious 90s energy.

I wouldn’t mind an ASMR video by him on the channel as a joke, sort of like the other ASMR video they did, but he yells half the time

That's why he's CEO. I mean, that's all you need, right?

ASMR baby 👶

Yes

I rewatched him saying the colors on the lunchbox because his voice actually was very soothing there

"On June 23, 2022, the FDA denied authorization for Juul to continue selling its products in the United States, and issued Marketing Denial Orders (MDOs) banning any further marketing or sale of the products effective immediately.[20][21] That order was blocked by the U.S. Court of Appeals in Washington, D.C. the next day.[22]"

Damn. Right after I saved up my allowance for Juul pods!!

@@columbus8myhw unfortunate, but even if it passed kids would probably switch to cigarettes

I felt the same thing. Like it's something he did between takes to make the crew laugh, but it worked so well they left it in.

Only 90s kids will remember skskkss

THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS!?!??! you know if you were several hundred years old and you could look as young as you wanted, why would you choose to look like an underage lolli instead of you in your prime?

@@liamdalemon1525 Maybe them in their prime was an underaged loli. Puberty does some things to some people yall

I can confirm

@@liamdalemon1525 cuz flat chested adult woman with mature behaviour and thinking is secsi. Have you seen Shuten Douji FGO??? She's secsi

CaTastrophy427 Oh shit they're still somewhat innocent, nobody introduce them to shota/trap!

Also the "You're never walking again!" Is priceless 🤣 😂😂

That's because it is. You can't get this gold otherwise.

@@jerrywoods9958 Nah, m8. That's what we call acting.

@@jerrywoods9958 if you sincerely believe that they got all this on the first take, I have a bridge I'd like to sell you lol

@@Kelarys They get like 30-60 minutes of half-improvised footage (of which 90% is obviously very funny because it's Brennan, cmon) and then they show the 5 best minutes.

Wait, he isn’t the ceo of JUUL?

That’s the joke

@@sendie7645 I know, but the attention to detail for a KZfaq skit is amazing

I didn't notice that. Hmm.

True, but you also never hear from the off camera guy again, so the CEO may have succeeded.

@@smartass199614 Attention to detail? That ISN'T attention to detail. That's a basic joke. Imply he got punched by adding a bit of make up. Holy shit, wow, so genius...

Crazy how this still holds up.

“We’re monsters.”

Brennan's thoughts: "We're f*cked"

You are my hero. No matter how many times I’ve watched this video, which is a lot, I could never catch what it said lol

4:46

that part was my favorite

*E A R T H Y*

Goddammit where's my andesite house at jake?!

Tastes like alphabet blocks

Tastes like punching trees

You didn’t add anything be original

it's because what else are you going to make the blue flavor? blueberries? those taste like ass so it's kind of a lose lose

@@sklizzy3125 Blueberries taste great. We're just really bad at mimicking real blue berries, so it winds up tasting like chalk.

@@manictiger yeah i personally don’t like blueberries unless they’re the small kinda sour ones but yeah the artificial blueberry flavor is pretty horrible

@@sklizzy3125 hate on blueberries again, I dare you

The blue, it just makes it so appetizing, like eating a gem.

You're talking about the black eye?

3:56

Then he got beat

@quality content_lol16 It's bless the rains. Not miss the rains

"What are you doing?"

@@direwolffrost9220 just because he got punched back doesnt mean he lost the fight

a classic

And yet the worst argument people pull up when trying to point fingers at others to call them pedophiles or something

@@Mc47Fan "bruh its just a drawing"

Every anime dudebro

THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THAT

Yea finally after a year we managed to get to 1 year

"Are _we_ the baddies?"

i love the way he just accepts the role of the villain

@@Mister_Black_Shirt exactly.

@@nolifeconsolegamer I think he just realized the true gravity of his company’s situation

We are in a pandemic

@@coopermurphy4754 yeah; and?...., it's not like they have to have brennan in a room with others, you barely ever see anyone else, and they recently put one out where he was conversing with an employee on computer so it's totally doable.

Brennan Lee Mulligan is a national fucking treasure

@@coopermurphy4754 Tide 2.0

They did it

My fav sketch series

I second this. Brilliant

They need to do one one COPPA.

The best one was the book. His soul ascended

These are my favourite sketches.

You just described parenthood

They made Game Changer because of this comment

@@mattgreen7692 At least certain episodes seem inspired by it. He is very...consistent.

Retail Facts 101 He meant the original six

Blitzwing The Hothead To be fair no kids care about a kids cartoon from 25+ years ago. It is actually is marketed towards adults!

fenhen Yeah, Ik? Am I not allowed to correct though?

Blitzwing The Hothead It is not allowed, I’m calling the internet police.

Go go juul Rangers

Perfect

The kid's friend: We get it, you vape.

That joke in the video had me fucking wheezing, I swear, the way it's just out of nowhere.

He also bought the Juul backpack and book.

No the camera man. It's the marketing guy.

As if they give a damn. They'd more likely to flood the market even more just out of spite. 😂

@@TunesByAI2024 I know

lmao japan is a pedo nest.

all eyes on you lolicons

@@NikoTheNerd better animated than live-action

And Disney

Shit, that'd be brilliant! Especially if he'd be wearing Hitlers moustache and censoring something every 3-4 seconds.

And DC

@@vilegrog well done, you spotted the joke!

yes...YES. Pleeeeease.

it tastes like your 8 year old? yikes

get rid of everything after "my 8 year old" and that's it. That's the flavor

@@mizuxoo Yes. Everyone knows, above about half a year, they are only good for soup and nothing else anymore.

Error 404

Or nostalgia: every cloud u puff is a cloud of depression

Adult Backpack :)

@@speedydog45 That's it, your never walking again

The way he says "That's an adult backpack" is just...I don't know..so fucking hilarious.

“You’re never walking again!”

@@tjking7457 "What are you doi-!"

I love the seething contempt you can hear in his voice when he says "LOOK AT ME AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID!"

Wow. That backpack is bigger than most adult backpacks I see.

I think this is the legit best moment of this skit... LOOK AT ME.. 😂😂😂

When?

Le Gamer Viril 2:27

A...a lunch?

THIS THINGS GOT F🤬 CKING LUNCH!!!

Verl Humpherys no way. not possible

*80s kids.

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@@HelenGPitts ok Boomer

Such better times.

​@metalfaust19 . Kanna looks 5 but is ~500 years old - from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid Raphtalia looks ~20 but is 10 years old - from The Rising of the Shield Hero Stiyl Magnus looks 30 but is 14 years - old from A Certain Magical Index Also Ash from Pokemon is still 10 years old last i checked

Ugh sudden flashbacks to *trying* to read Negima, gods that was horribly written

@@fuzzyllama451 I have ultimately learned 2 major lessons from anime: 1) 1st impressions are bullshit; 2) context is always important.

0ctopusComp1etely THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THAT

anime be like

Congratulations, you've just come up with the most 2016 item I've ever heard of.

blue raspberry is my favorite

Sane

*JUUL IS CUUL FOR SCUUL*

*JUUL IS CUUL FOR SCUUL*

My favorite part 😂😂😂

666th like

no... those kid will buy Jordan...

"You're never walking again!"

I laughed but also felt the CEO's frustration

Your never walking again What are you doing

WHAT ARE YOU DOI-

Because

Because weebs are highkey pedos. *Don't fucking change my mind.*

@@fluffbutt9960 most of us ain't. Just the lolicons.

@@fluffbutt9960 You must really hate Undertale, then, considering what Toby is... Also coming from someone named, "Fluffy Goatbutt", who 100% peruses the "Undertail" tag. I genuinely can't tell if this is next level trolling, or just massively unaware...

i mean if your immortal and can never age that tends to happen but at least make them not look like kids

sounds liike those loli people. 'well technically she's a 1000yr old dragon, not 12 so it's good'

M m It’s also a joke about how Ash has been 10 years old for the last twenty five seasons of Pokémon.

That's why we tuck anime far away from children...