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The Dadbod Veteran

The Dadbod Veteran

Ай бұрын

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@thechiclets56
@thechiclets56 Ай бұрын
Whoever came up with this nonsense has never smelled a ripe outhouse in August. I have, and I will not be paticipating in this.
@ladykoiwolfe
@ladykoiwolfe Ай бұрын
Indeed. I guess twenty years isn't enough to forget those memories.
@annarichter484
@annarichter484 Ай бұрын
Now where you mentioned it, I almost can smell it. 🤢
@theknickerbocker5808
@theknickerbocker5808 Ай бұрын
My great-grandmother had no indoor plumbing. She had a woodshed. A 4 holer, to be exact. Wasn't the greatest smelling spot in the summer nor the warmest spot in the winter. Either way, you finished your business rather quickly.😂
@madtabby66
@madtabby66 Ай бұрын
LIME! LOTS & LOTS OF LIME!
@bobfg3130
@bobfg3130 Ай бұрын
It's from the 1990s. Let that sink in.
@Weezlenut
@Weezlenut Ай бұрын
The longer I am alive the more I believe in survival of the fittest.
@shameless6963
@shameless6963 Ай бұрын
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍💩
@ladydread5838
@ladydread5838 Ай бұрын
Darwin needs to come back from his vacation 😅
@erinhayes8552
@erinhayes8552 Ай бұрын
Facts
@bobfg3130
@bobfg3130 Ай бұрын
It's not the new generation. It's old. Also, you're DEFINITELY not that fit.
@ladydread5838
@ladydread5838 Ай бұрын
@@bobfg3130 Definitely not the old generation lol. Also, who are you to say if someone is fit or not when you can't even see them 🤔
@OriginalMomo
@OriginalMomo Ай бұрын
WTF is wrong with people nowadays…..
@markhart1516
@markhart1516 Ай бұрын
Too much time on their hands.
@katedayton3746
@katedayton3746 Ай бұрын
That’s not time….
@bedlamite42
@bedlamite42 Ай бұрын
lots of things.
@mattadams9577
@mattadams9577 Ай бұрын
That is literally the $h!test way to get high I've ever heard of
@cheekyrabbit
@cheekyrabbit Ай бұрын
Honestly, we need large predators that put us on the menu. It would give a lot of people real problems to worry about, and thin the herd... as it were. Ahem.
@tommywilliams9414
@tommywilliams9414 Ай бұрын
The worlds first ever OD by septic tank.
@Tiewaz
@Tiewaz Ай бұрын
Darwinism isn't working fast enough.
@madtabby66
@madtabby66 Ай бұрын
We keep getting in its way.
@Tiewaz
@Tiewaz Ай бұрын
@@madtabby66 Meh. The idiots just inspire longer, more detailed warning labels. Nobody reads anymore. Even if every item in the world had a tiny chip with battery and speaker to read out the warning label, it'd become a checklist for the idiots to prove no one can tell them what to do.
@jaskew1848
@jaskew1848 Ай бұрын
For the first time i feel quit a bit better about my former meth use
@SkyHighGame
@SkyHighGame Ай бұрын
😆
@aarondaniels6177
@aarondaniels6177 Ай бұрын
I have no words for this utter nonsense.
@CT-nb5lm
@CT-nb5lm Ай бұрын
My God these kids are so lost & have no clue how GenX will see them coming a mile away with every tactic....WE NEVER GOT CAUGHT(unless we wanted to)
@GinaLoriDuncan
@GinaLoriDuncan Ай бұрын
These kids are going to get a rude awakening. They will collapse into nothing.
@francesdonald8743
@francesdonald8743 Ай бұрын
I think there's potential for hazardous health outcomes from this craziness
@PeaceJourney...
@PeaceJourney... Ай бұрын
Dammmmmn! 😂 To a Gen Xer, the word 'interesting' is sometimes a stoic (sarcastic) reply to what is generally known as a sh*t show...
@ladyfreedomrocks
@ladyfreedomrocks Ай бұрын
One of us have got to say it. Youngsters, when an Xer is smoking a joint and says,"this is good 💩", it does not mean actual 💩!
@RFMvids70
@RFMvids70 Ай бұрын
Next they'll be saying "my 💩 don't stink". #RFMvids
@keithpederson9912
@keithpederson9912 Ай бұрын
Seems like about 75% of them say and act that way now.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tanyamoore4619
@tanyamoore4619 Ай бұрын
Not the gateway drug I was expecting.
@andrewnapier171
@andrewnapier171 Ай бұрын
There are times that I can feel my brain twist... this is one of them!!
@deadgamer115
@deadgamer115 Ай бұрын
The zombie apocalypse was started by poo 😂😂😂
@ouidarajorn2926
@ouidarajorn2926 Ай бұрын
Shiiiii….This had me on the floor. Lol.
@michaelhansen2818
@michaelhansen2818 Ай бұрын
We are doomed as a society
@Rick-np9vz
@Rick-np9vz 22 күн бұрын
More than you think!
@michaelhansen2818
@michaelhansen2818 22 күн бұрын
@@Rick-np9vz honestly, I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet.
@SidewalkCitizenLA
@SidewalkCitizenLA Ай бұрын
As a fan of inhaling the leaded gas fumes of the 70's, I always wondered where huffing would lead, but THIS was not what I expected.
@jarack3256
@jarack3256 Ай бұрын
To glue. Especially model car glue.
@josephvarno5623
@josephvarno5623 Ай бұрын
Damn. Magic mushrooms are a hell of a drug.....
@jasonjen6481
@jasonjen6481 Ай бұрын
You are the absolute best at taking a shitty subject and making it almost wholesome by the end. 😂😅
@gideonbeverly2516
@gideonbeverly2516 Ай бұрын
I strongly agree with you sir
@kennymcconnell5877
@kennymcconnell5877 Ай бұрын
Man I'm rich. I'm gonna pump off my septic tank and put it all in jars and sell it. 25 bucks a jar. 😂
@mjolnir3309
@mjolnir3309 Ай бұрын
Hey! It's finally something we didn't do first!
@user-jy2vd2em6v
@user-jy2vd2em6v Ай бұрын
There was a story on strange and unusual deaths about this. The guy died with his head in port-o-potty.
@seanwiley558
@seanwiley558 Ай бұрын
This was a big deal in the military back in 2008. We Seabees actually had a safety stand about this! 😂
@cheekyrabbit
@cheekyrabbit Ай бұрын
Someone needs to tell them Cheese stimulate the same part of the brain as drugs.
@stephenw6244
@stephenw6244 Ай бұрын
LOL...FART SNIFFERS!!!!!
@riffgroove
@riffgroove Ай бұрын
I weep for humanity.
@jeffreyallen2778
@jeffreyallen2778 Ай бұрын
Maybe cheech and chong were onto something. In chongs defense, though, it was mostly Maui wowie, with some Labrador in it.
@ladyfreedomrocks
@ladyfreedomrocks Ай бұрын
I remember that one.... barely. I was and usually am in a green haze when I watch those two,
@SkyHighGame
@SkyHighGame Ай бұрын
Did you forget Chong smoking the roach?! 😂
@jimmac69
@jimmac69 Ай бұрын
Aww, let 'em go down the rabbit hole just once. They might actually learn something 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@doctype1
@doctype1 Ай бұрын
I wonder if this is why I feel so euphoric while I'm squatting and playing Candy Crush. To the point my wife has to ask me "are you okay in there".
@markinator8826
@markinator8826 Ай бұрын
Well That's Nuttier than an Outhouse at a Peanut Farm!!
@ladyfreedomrocks
@ladyfreedomrocks Ай бұрын
Youngsters, listen carefully. Don't DO Poo!
@Mister42Unhinged
@Mister42Unhinged Ай бұрын
M'KAY
@AandB1998
@AandB1998 Күн бұрын
At this rate, Gen X might actually become the most populated generation.
@jelkel25
@jelkel25 26 күн бұрын
Huffing methane, has to be a troll.
@jaykayzed5213
@jaykayzed5213 Ай бұрын
He left out "Sniffing Glue"
@lindaward3156
@lindaward3156 Ай бұрын
or you could walk into a cow barn in August and commune with etherical beings after one breath - and for free!
@livefreeordie9542
@livefreeordie9542 19 күн бұрын
Is this the new version of the "Dutch Oven"? Well, at least they're not eating it... yet.
@trishmccormick5163
@trishmccormick5163 Ай бұрын
I can't believe this is a real thing! 🤢
@driftinghobbies277
@driftinghobbies277 26 күн бұрын
I expect a huge line up on your lawn now
@erichess4279
@erichess4279 Ай бұрын
Why am I having flashbacks to my time in Kuwait ?
@Mister42Unhinged
@Mister42Unhinged Ай бұрын
Thoughts of a port a john in 120 degree heat
@alricaneshama
@alricaneshama 28 күн бұрын
I don't want to live on this planet anymore!
@pablo81778
@pablo81778 Ай бұрын
Like cheesing in South PArk
@RhineyMaceachern
@RhineyMaceachern Ай бұрын
I wonder what my Grandparents generation would have said hearing this.
@petecarvo9284
@petecarvo9284 Ай бұрын
Guys have been doing this in jails and prisons for decades.
@TorZireael
@TorZireael 22 күн бұрын
Those who are interested in dabbling in this sort of thing, I have a career suggestion for you. Go work in a municipal wastewater treatement plant. There you'll get all sorts of cocktails of scents. Best ones are from start of the process at the screening of solids. Especially if there's a slaughter house or a factory that processes food nearby.The scent of rancid fats mixed with poo is just delightful.
@pollcrazy
@pollcrazy 6 күн бұрын
lol, I hate getting my tank cleaned out
@richardaldous1023
@richardaldous1023 Ай бұрын
You see America, this is what happens when you don’t let people drink till they are 21, they have to find other ways to get shitfaced 😂😂😂
@bettyswallocks6411
@bettyswallocks6411 Ай бұрын
1:02 Interesting use of the word ‘interesting’.
@ryimscaith1593
@ryimscaith1593 Ай бұрын
Don't these people know you can just buy beer?
@ruthsmith2367
@ruthsmith2367 Ай бұрын
I laugh but we did stupid things to, putting cigarette ash in our cider because someone said it gets you drunk quicker 🤣
@timmygreek
@timmygreek 29 күн бұрын
This actually comes from the prison system
@michaeltriptow6877
@michaeltriptow6877 Ай бұрын
Weed and beer do the job for me. I am not interested in doing this poop thing. But I am interested if you get a different high depending on what you eat?
@survidmt
@survidmt 21 күн бұрын
Huffing methane, watch your cigarettes or candles around at the initial opening. Might get higher than ever expected. Real fast and bright too.
@alexdeadeye6905
@alexdeadeye6905 Ай бұрын
you all got 2 girls one cup in mind, do you?
@erinpurdey
@erinpurdey Ай бұрын
OMG I couldn't find the button to close the window so I just ran away from my computer until it was over! I haven't been able to have chocolate soft serve ice cream since 🍦😳
@ThelllConversationalist-yy8ce
@ThelllConversationalist-yy8ce Ай бұрын
Hey, DBV, I’m trying to buy a fitted hat for Father’s Day from your site, yet they’re sold out. When is the next shipment going to arrive?”
@user-xm8cq6ti5x
@user-xm8cq6ti5x Ай бұрын
Boss what about our 3 second rule, and the saying ,"God made dirt and dirt don't hurt".
@bobfg3130
@bobfg3130 Ай бұрын
It's from the 1990s, man. 😆
@dshepherd107
@dshepherd107 Ай бұрын
Oh ffs, what next? These young folks will be running things one day. Imagine that? Maybe the AI robots will take over by then.
@williamparker2922
@williamparker2922 Ай бұрын
Well I guess it's better then spray paint.
@nathalieduverna6963
@nathalieduverna6963 Ай бұрын
Oh ....okay🫠🫠🙃
@wolfhodgkinson6866
@wolfhodgkinson6866 Ай бұрын
I'm gonna pass on this one....
@3eees
@3eees Ай бұрын
😂 @thedadbodveteran comes up with the best sh*t literally too lol
@user-xm8cq6ti5x
@user-xm8cq6ti5x Ай бұрын
Boss please elaborate on the 3 second rule, God made dirt and dirt don't hurt .like when you dropped a Candy it would still be good if you picked it up in 3seconds or less.
@jeffewart4381
@jeffewart4381 Ай бұрын
Nice
@dbackscott
@dbackscott 18 күн бұрын
They could get into the business of septic pumping and service and make money off of their proclivities.
@joshuayantis1763
@joshuayantis1763 Ай бұрын
Just do some whip-its. Nitrousoxide for a can of ready whip cool whip
@1CurlyB
@1CurlyB Ай бұрын
Why are people like this? I miss the good old days when people just did drug$.
@larryr.6115
@larryr.6115 28 күн бұрын
That's just NASTY 🤢🤢🤢
@tajbaber9425
@tajbaber9425 Ай бұрын
This is not new 😂. In the fallout universe, it's called jet
@norahulsey7247
@norahulsey7247 Ай бұрын
❤❤
@dusterdriven
@dusterdriven Ай бұрын
Did your account on Facebook get stolen again?
@beth8775
@beth8775 23 күн бұрын
😲🤦‍♀️😬 WTAF?
@sincere0025
@sincere0025 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😅😅
@christophercarey165
@christophercarey165 17 күн бұрын
Could we please go back to when experimental ways to get high were just sharpies and licking the backs of toads?
@denniss4765
@denniss4765 Ай бұрын
😂
@jamesmerritt1899
@jamesmerritt1899 Ай бұрын
Sounds like a shitty way to get a buzz
@vttechie
@vttechie Ай бұрын
just NO!
@Rick-np9vz
@Rick-np9vz 22 күн бұрын
Methane gas is quite toxic! (Deadly toxic). So the high you think you're getting is actually permanent brain damage! You apparently don't have extra so you might not want to do it often!
@avislcuriel
@avislcuriel Ай бұрын
🤢😷
@c.blakerockhart1128
@c.blakerockhart1128 Ай бұрын
That's a pretty crappy habit.
@virginia5
@virginia5 Ай бұрын
Lol
@Mister42Unhinged
@Mister42Unhinged Ай бұрын
And I thought I'd be dead before the world hit this level of stupid.
@zman0001000
@zman0001000 Ай бұрын
I got some sour milk they can sniff or drink to get high lol
@PearlTheSpinster
@PearlTheSpinster Ай бұрын
Ew. How did they discover this
@stevelambert6404
@stevelambert6404 Ай бұрын
😳🤦
@richardlisowski8274
@richardlisowski8274 Ай бұрын
Who comes up with this???
@mborg62106
@mborg62106 Ай бұрын
.This is what happens when you eat to many tidepods
@jerryhawk8434
@jerryhawk8434 Ай бұрын
💩🤣🤣🤣🤣
@captainblack3043
@captainblack3043 Ай бұрын
Wait wait wait ........hold the yeah i said it the fuck up .(pardon my language).what is the actual wrong with people these days . damn just no .
@earthroamer9907
@earthroamer9907 Ай бұрын
Ummmm what?
@jameslucas5590
@jameslucas5590 Ай бұрын
WTF
@navydogsadventures3500
@navydogsadventures3500 Ай бұрын
Just gross!!
@marxxs7626
@marxxs7626 Ай бұрын
Pass out with the can an thighs cold all the skin flakes off of them. Well thats what i heard. Wahh wahh wahh.
@saleendriver
@saleendriver Ай бұрын
The most disgusting thing I've heard in a while. No thank you.
@stanbarnes7284
@stanbarnes7284 14 күн бұрын
H2S can kill you.
@SCDriver-Leo66
@SCDriver-Leo66 Ай бұрын
OMG 🤢🤮💩😳🙄
@ltGargoyle
@ltGargoyle Ай бұрын
interesting behaviours and pink eye. kids, get a job and buy real drugs if you want to get high.
@JeffAllison
@JeffAllison Ай бұрын
Jenkum has been around for a while, so you can't blame it on the latest gen. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem
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