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@susannaholbert42275 жыл бұрын
Comedy Central Stand-Up FUCK YOU COMEDY CENTRAL.
@hitsnchicks87774 жыл бұрын
Not sure if you know this Comedy Central but your supporting a dude who drugs people's drinks....ari is a sick fuck.
@christianramey13044 жыл бұрын
Comedy Central and Joe about to drop his ass after this Kobe situation
@markphillips46824 жыл бұрын
@@christianramey1304 I hope the hell that you are right. This guy is a real piece of shit.
@michaelpuckett96024 жыл бұрын
The Drugging makes him more of a piece of shit than the Kobe situation. Kobe fans became a straight up cult after he died, Ari deserves shit for not standing behind what he said, not for what he said.
@donavanhinson62595 жыл бұрын
Ari: Give it up for Ari Shaffir! Ari: *leaves the room and walks back in*
@EbolaSquirrel4 жыл бұрын
Donavan Hinson literally exactly what I was thinking haha
@VoxMonstra4 жыл бұрын
Ari: uses a different voice
@rocknrollson94404 жыл бұрын
I’ve always loved that
@gioshomevideosandsuch71888 ай бұрын
@@rocknrollson9440😊😊😊😂😂
@rvnwy72617 жыл бұрын
Why is Ari dressed like Billy Donka from the Fentanyl Factory
@lipidlasagna5 жыл бұрын
I think this is the best comment here
@patchworkundead47875 жыл бұрын
Quick somebody give the man a top hat!
@JimRFF5 жыл бұрын
2 years after it was typed, this comment made me nearly cry with laughter
@ScorpioSoul-pe2pm5 жыл бұрын
Jimbo Slice Lolol same!😂
@maxwellindia98874 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT IM DEAD
@voodoofairy7 жыл бұрын
I bet that security footage is amazing.
@TruthWiz6 жыл бұрын
Ha! Now I want to see it.
@EikottXD4 жыл бұрын
It has to be epic
@ninalove30444 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo ryt?! I didnt even think of that lol
@christianandrade16552 жыл бұрын
If there is any one who has access to footage of this some how some way leave a link or something
@walkerwhalen48612 жыл бұрын
@@ninalove3044 Hi gbggbfgbg mom On No gbmfbggb egg nine n FG fm
@charlesgraham99547 жыл бұрын
smokin weed and eatin weed is two very different highs.. lmfao!!
@EzekiesAcheron5 жыл бұрын
I've been told smoking it it goes straight up, but slowly, whereas edibles hit you ALL AT ONCE
@MattZelda5 жыл бұрын
Totally true. Smoking causes me to have hella anxiety but eating it mellows me out.
@sambromley73945 жыл бұрын
Depends on your tolerance. For me at least edibles are an identical high as smoking it just has that hour delay
@lightasafeather97505 жыл бұрын
Charles Graham one you can function the other you want to call an wambulance
@davidlowe2725 жыл бұрын
I've been smoking for nearly 30 years. I've never had an edible. It's about time I baked me a cake.
@ludmillagutomo4 жыл бұрын
"what you're looking for is no longer here" 😂😂😂
@Aaroooony9d37 жыл бұрын
Ari's stories remind me of the kid in school who'd tried to convince you summer camp was a blast
@bloodlust92037 жыл бұрын
I can see Ari appreciating this
@missoula22137 жыл бұрын
Did Nazi that coming.
@JDMJACOB16 жыл бұрын
summer camps are awesome
@malcolmsaxton20286 жыл бұрын
Eric Wilsey I'm stealing that just letting you know
@howey9356 жыл бұрын
Tom Lehrer hahaha that comment actually made me laugh out loud and spurt coffee everywhere.
@kaykay121526 жыл бұрын
*I was hearing "breast strip" for the longest time. I was like how..-*
@cooldude11ization6 жыл бұрын
I heard bread strip. The best baked goods ever.
@ATLien_0076 жыл бұрын
I concur I heard it too
@forgetmiiknot5 жыл бұрын
I mean weed chicken fingers would be bomb
@jadec21625 жыл бұрын
me too
@slipperyavocado94575 жыл бұрын
wait it's not?? what is he saying
@tonytejada38037 жыл бұрын
he's like a tooth fairy for stoners
@nyx80865 жыл бұрын
Tony Tejada lol
@chrislucero20775 жыл бұрын
Or the Easter bunny😂
@prolapsdrektem92645 жыл бұрын
The boof fairy
@ScorpioSoul-pe2pm5 жыл бұрын
Kurrupted Gaming Lol yes
@cluttter4825 жыл бұрын
He dresses like one too
@itallionator7 жыл бұрын
Everyone has to call him Johnny Appleweed from now on
@whitest__dad5 жыл бұрын
420 likes
@johnnylaw264 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@alexkennedy99633 жыл бұрын
YES
@AndreaGonzalez-wk3pr7 жыл бұрын
What the hell is Ari wearing? He looks like he's going to Prom in 1973.
@XThexXTank6 жыл бұрын
Andrea Gonzalez the warden!
@RidingJapan6 жыл бұрын
Batman's joker? just missing makeup and hair
@globalklaus6 жыл бұрын
I don't know about the suit. But I can tell you what he's wearing underneath it. Marijuana breast strips.
@humblemestizo54426 жыл бұрын
Lookin like fuckin willy Wonka from the original movie
@SmilingKratosTheGodOfWar5 жыл бұрын
He's wearing his pimp suit, duh.
@patrickhandyside94905 жыл бұрын
Ari should do all of these! I find it odd that his stories are so much funnier than any of the other guests he has in his show. I could sit and watch this guy all day and laugh my ass off
@ohamzdelphia68144 жыл бұрын
The ending was everything that went through my mind and I respect him for acknowledging that
@moomoopuppy58104 жыл бұрын
Who came here after watching Joe Rogan's podcast about Ari spiking Bert's drink with molly?
@georgeldecebalus35044 жыл бұрын
=)) he's a moron
@dantodd37374 жыл бұрын
✋
@jacobmortimore4 жыл бұрын
@@georgeldecebalus3504 i fucking love ari, at least he's interesting.
@SimplePleasuresMTB4 жыл бұрын
Word👍🏻
@xawesome1992x4 жыл бұрын
Ari is a piece of shit for that. it's really crossing a line, and the way he reacts to bert being upset about it is so scummy. The dude doesn't give any fucks about other people or having respect.
@b.hagedash79737 жыл бұрын
Tom Green is the best and his Ari Shaffir character is definitely my favourite.
@ronaldjones99174 жыл бұрын
Funny observation,sharp wit
@christianknight5847 жыл бұрын
is it just me or does ari look like a children's summer camp instructor
@wronggg7 жыл бұрын
Like the one whose mugshot ends up on the front page of the newspaper, then yeah.
@miserableoutcast7 жыл бұрын
He looks like the camp instructor who would probably smoke some weed with you,but also the one that might tie you to your bed and put you out in the woods while you're sleeping.
@sdry6 жыл бұрын
yeah except they were funnier.
@grbgeslnger246 жыл бұрын
Alright guys, gather round. We're gonna collect these mushrooms.
@meltossmedia5 жыл бұрын
Minneapolis State Trooper.... Ahh, the great state of *_Minneapolis_*
@thinblacknoodles5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@forestfire26705 жыл бұрын
Minneapolis and the surrounding area is basically all there is to minnesota anyways lol
@333rdAlchemist5 жыл бұрын
Forest Fire nope
@forestfire26705 жыл бұрын
@@333rdAlchemist yeah
@rebelwilly23195 жыл бұрын
@@forestfire2670 nope
@____________45103 жыл бұрын
I never realized how true it was about the baggies when he started on the ziplocks that are only for drugs, legit made me think about what else I’ve seen in them to no avail.
@tylerjmast3 жыл бұрын
Spare buttons for shirts.
@flavourruling21622 жыл бұрын
Spare parts for ikea, computer parts, precision machine screws
@tomosboatman17805 жыл бұрын
That's the best punchline of all of these I've watched so far.
@kennethmartin87157 жыл бұрын
Johnny Appleweed!!
@kennethmartin87157 жыл бұрын
spreading the weed wherever he goes....!!!
@shadowwatcher39577 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@Mattropolis975 жыл бұрын
I loved the audience’s reaction to that pun 😂😂😂
@JFKHaircut4 жыл бұрын
huh?
@brodylahey45165 жыл бұрын
we need more ari stories because I've watched them all.
@NitemareAfterKrismas Жыл бұрын
This man is an absolute genius. This is probably the best level of advertisement to get people to buy tickets to your shows. Absolute genius.
@miaschannelforcommenting5 жыл бұрын
2:25 i make and sell jewellery and other small crafty shit online sometimes for extra cash and literally ANYONE who sees the lil plastic bags at my place asks me what dugs i sell with em
@gartgart47575 жыл бұрын
I used to work at the MOA and I honestly think they look for the most aggressive applicants when they hire. I was there for 9 months and not once did I have a positive experience with a single one of them.
@treborironwolfe9783 жыл бұрын
Even though it is frowned upon and discouraged, I still to this day deliver my male fertility samples to the lab using those tiny ziploc bags.
@flavourruling21622 жыл бұрын
Ooo gotta be careful with that stuff, it can be real potent
@KenoshaKicker7 жыл бұрын
He's always sitting in hats.
@onesandzeroes73907 жыл бұрын
Rick Sanchez lemme just *smash* that like button boiii
@djroddking7 жыл бұрын
wabalabadubdub
@clevernamehere4 жыл бұрын
I hate that I don't get this 🤔
@LetsBeClear877 жыл бұрын
Swear to god i had a dream you came back today Ari.. goddamn this deja vu is crazy sir!!! And welcome back to the grid ✌️😊
@lordinfamous76337 жыл бұрын
LetsBeClear lies
@markkilian18597 жыл бұрын
LetsBeClear he said he was back a couple days ago on FB
@topeksinghnotaterrorist37146 жыл бұрын
that opening sequence just had me nearly fall out of my chair. lol
@mikecantreed7 жыл бұрын
This guy should do more standup about doing drugs. He's just too versatile. Didn't think anyone could be too versatile. Discussing such a wide variety of topics.
@PhotoJeticPoet5 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@G0DofRock7 жыл бұрын
Lol "I was high for 27 hours.." Yeah, I've been high for 5 years, your move..
@SNNetwork7 жыл бұрын
ChronicCuber DUH IVE BEEN HIGH MORE LONGER AND BETTER
@kkonkkool59415 жыл бұрын
Doesn't even get u high anymore at that point
@stephenr805 жыл бұрын
Regretfully I was high for more than 16 hours on a too high dose of lsd, nightmare.
@papi-sauce5 жыл бұрын
I’m a crack baby born high and die high
@richeyrich22035 жыл бұрын
@@stephenr80 nightmare, or just a difficult to receive lesson?
@20thCenturySir3 жыл бұрын
You know this guy would be the worst roomate ever. Dishes in the sink, hairs in the bathroom, and dirty drawers on the floor.
@JaelaOrdo5 жыл бұрын
Can’t help but laugh every time he introduces himself. Probably cause I’m high watching it 😂
@guidoguido22455 жыл бұрын
Introducing himself like that! LOL!
@710concentratedabber85 жыл бұрын
When you realise that it really was acid XD
@brucemorris10283 жыл бұрын
There was an old cowboy movie when the guy came out of the opium tent shootin at the moon feeling great...
@hmfoden4 жыл бұрын
California 3 years ago: woop! Legal weed! Canada: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You guys are so cute...
@TnT_F0X4 жыл бұрын
I have a lot of those baggies for Jewelery, Gemstones, gold nuggets, small screws... lots of non drug uses. On a different note, my quarantine Weed is growing nicely.
@ZapperguyLOL7 жыл бұрын
Too funny! This series in phenomenal. Thanks Ari!
@Aliens-Are-Our-Friends20274 жыл бұрын
Ari's passion in life is feeding people drugs :D
@daigoshirase48534 жыл бұрын
This guy just pulled a Michael Richards. 😂 Now he might steal Jamie’s position in The Joe Rogan podcast after he rufees his drink.
@Pulpgimp4 жыл бұрын
But Michael Richards went away and never came back. Ari is still selling out shows. I saw him last weekend. He came out to Kobe chants lol
@elmospasco55585 жыл бұрын
" There's no cheating in drug ball" Tom Hanks was in A League of His Own
@christopherko57137 жыл бұрын
Ari's on another level idk if I'm jus high or if this is the funniest shit I ever seen!!!!
@ryanm78325 жыл бұрын
Johnny Dabs-n-weed* Also, I've seen this one a few times. But it's my favorite 'TINH' episode ever made. Lol. It was the first one I ever saw, and the first time I ever saw Ari Shaffir. I still thank the universe for guiding me to it on that day.
@pablolloyd14503 жыл бұрын
6:44 the better safe than sorry shit killed me 😂😂😂
@humanbeing78974 жыл бұрын
Ari throwing his career away, -"KOBE!"
@elonquemattheson61514 жыл бұрын
He did nothing wrong. Making a joke about a dead guy doesn't make his stuff automatically not funny.
@JessMan5084 жыл бұрын
I don't think he lost any fans, he's been calling kobe a rapi5t for years now.
@ivancastaneda8204 жыл бұрын
@@elonquemattheson6151 What part of what he said was funny?
@torib1006 жыл бұрын
He introduced himself XD
@john-eman4 жыл бұрын
Ari introducing himself is so trippy
@taylorgoetz76043 жыл бұрын
is this.... is this a blessing?
@GETFUCT4207 жыл бұрын
The world is not ready for the return of Ari!!!!!!!!!!
@blacklegacyentertainment57575 жыл бұрын
I feel him on the baggie/ziplock part
@austins.24953 жыл бұрын
Man, Ari is such an amazing stand up comedian and storyteller.
@seabassdarapper5 жыл бұрын
Wow, that was the most beautiful ending to a joke I've ever heard lolol.
@DontTreadOnUsBlog7 жыл бұрын
2:33 needed the clip of Joey Diaz yelling SCIENCEEEE edited in
@abundantYOUniverse5 жыл бұрын
He looks like Jerry Seinfeld and Michael Avenatti had a head on collision and he popped out.
@DamianLoved5 жыл бұрын
What an awesome set-- Twitter drug scavenger hunts should always be a thing
@Professor_Giggles3 жыл бұрын
Pete Lee edible impression of this guy brought me here 😂
@jaymillymills5 жыл бұрын
One of the better ending statements rather than "and that's the story"
@daniellethornberry86707 жыл бұрын
love it lol.. feel bad for those who can't live like Californians do.. I'm smoking now as im watching this. I gotta get these strips he speaks of..
@ovtropic15216 жыл бұрын
La vaca loca
@shmokeyrl31956 жыл бұрын
wild thornberry lol
@seth42115 жыл бұрын
Danielle Thornberry all the liberals homeless and that damn expensive cost of living I’m good till it’s legal where I’m livin
@justdrop5 жыл бұрын
@@seth4211 When you don't know what you're talking about, it's best to remain silent.
@cholosd6195 жыл бұрын
Did you find them ?
@swiftdog49er517 жыл бұрын
more ari stand up
@adog12334 жыл бұрын
One of the better intros on this series, the series is so good.
@MommaLousKitchen Жыл бұрын
Gd I Venmo Ari one time for one special, now my whole fing feeds Ari....I love it 😂
@smallhulk12537 жыл бұрын
Ya Edmonton!! 🇨🇦👍
@jesusfreak17006 жыл бұрын
small hulk Edmonton for life!
@madisondavis57955 жыл бұрын
I thought he was saying "bread sticks" at first. Like, "wow, they put drugs in everything!"
@eriktruchinskas37475 жыл бұрын
You can totally find marijuana bread sticks. There are chefs you can hire who will make you a full dinner of weed infused foods
@dokushinkachan25305 жыл бұрын
Im stoned and that was very funny
@WeeJobbie6 жыл бұрын
3:16 lol at the delayed laugh
@absentiabenertia52045 жыл бұрын
ugh when Ari said "heron" like he's in a black jazz band or a rapper from then 90s gave me douche chills
@stephen32frazier6 жыл бұрын
Ari's happiest Monet in life: when he introduces himself.
@Rmantvg7 жыл бұрын
Have you ever seen ufc on weed???!?!?
@Leosalejandro7 жыл бұрын
Rmantvg "Blue team go, blue team go" "Killer, kill" "And some Funyuns, yeahhhh"
@AJ-das6 жыл бұрын
"Doctor said I need a backiotamy"
@scottbrown65055 жыл бұрын
Yes.. it's very intense and will change your life.
@GOREilla.5 жыл бұрын
It's great
@missundies4 жыл бұрын
@@scottbrown6505 lol.
@dontsettlefor500mill5 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah with the run the jewels theme music! An intersection of my favorites!!!!!
@Howtofewithlove Жыл бұрын
The ending when the cops ask you if its yours happened the exact same way to me hahaha those are the best
@evandavidson18966 жыл бұрын
I took an edible and threw up 12 times
@drakeweddner5 жыл бұрын
Was it made by some random guy or was it regulated
@jaystein14054 жыл бұрын
Those were mushrooms
@johnnylaw264 жыл бұрын
Actually it was 11 times stop lying
@molassio19894 жыл бұрын
I ate an edible and was fine, UNTIL my friend who also took one was throwing up and his heaving sounds made me throw up
@silaslang6884 жыл бұрын
I would've sworn he was saying "breast chips", at first.
@jakevincent63794 жыл бұрын
Brilliant comic.
@kameronbennett74975 жыл бұрын
Why did he sound like a black ops 2 zombie in the beginning 😂😂😂
@fucandfishdrinkandhunt65816 жыл бұрын
Ari's a great story teller he's so funny
@joejames85037 жыл бұрын
i like how ari explains joe is his buddy, as if anyone in the world would know him for any other reason.
@PP-ky2ji5 жыл бұрын
Check out his comedy skits he had a movie on Netflix's too
@youvebeengot10795 жыл бұрын
We're not all Rogan fanboys like you , plenty of us knew about him before Joe gave him a spotlight on his show
@TheRealisticperson7 жыл бұрын
Fuck I live in Minneapolis and go to Mall of America all the time. Now I need to follow Ari Shaffir on Twitter.
@zacharyglunt46206 жыл бұрын
Doesn't anyone else love that Ari introduces himself in the Third Person?
@dokushinkachan25305 жыл бұрын
Whats up with these 52 second intro video lol
@waynecampbell85316 жыл бұрын
Who else's thought he was saying "THC breast strips"?
@dokushinkachan25305 жыл бұрын
Dead lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪
@alexbickers3 жыл бұрын
Just imagining a chick-fil-a strip
@DirtyWeeb3 жыл бұрын
Ari in the intro looks like Pablo Schreiber lol
@beingbeforetheveil2 жыл бұрын
I like how he named his episode Drugs 🤣 nice
@jeaniciasparkles5 жыл бұрын
It was funny at first but I’m honestly curious, why do the hosts have to introduce themselves? Lmao
@MarvelleBanks7 жыл бұрын
BITCH!!! If that last line wasn't the truest thing EVER!!! #LMAO
@gettinyukky7 жыл бұрын
except jews aren't white and a normal white person would be jailed. he got off cause he's a rich Jewish comedian who is famous. Jewish privilege. jews comprise over 60% of all billionaires even thought they are 0.2% of the population. hate the jews, not the europeans
@imtalkingtoyou18416 жыл бұрын
Memes. Many Such Cases! The jews managed to pull themselves up by their boot straps. Fuck the whole slavery in the bible shit that there is no proof of. The inquisition, then world war two. Only after all that did some of them get money.
@katet56455 жыл бұрын
I love going to science centers and children’s museums high.... it can be amazing!
@rockinbobokkin78316 жыл бұрын
You killed it on this one Ari!
@federicoeiriz427 жыл бұрын
Imagine Patrice O'neal doing one of these?
@stonytony54657 жыл бұрын
Patrice O'neal was so fuckin funny. He never got the recognition he really deserved.
@jacelikescats3 жыл бұрын
It would be the best. No cap
@ravioli1234567 жыл бұрын
i miss Ari, hope to hear from him soon on his podcast
@meatfractals33807 жыл бұрын
WhopChop exactly.. I've checked my feed several times over the past two days... fingers crossed.. I'm sure he'll go on Rogan's podcast which will be great too..
@TheHyde88756 жыл бұрын
I'm forcing myself to watch this to see the appeal is. I don't see it...
@DJBuglip2 жыл бұрын
Lol, Ari, I love you. That's hysterical, its like the Merry Pranksters for the 21st century.
@PunkNStein5 жыл бұрын
My god I love this guy..... boy did I get to the party late as fuck.... 1 year ago?
@MainDrainStudios7 жыл бұрын
nice, they shaved a solid 10 seconds off those sheit intros :p now you only have to skip to @1:05
@imdevonur7 жыл бұрын
Main Drain Studios ADD in full effect.
@MainDrainStudios7 жыл бұрын
and I don't mind stealing bread from the mouth of decadence.
@sanagustin8777 жыл бұрын
What if I like the intros? I like the one of Family Reunion... :..(
@gabrielgossett96637 жыл бұрын
How do you not like these intros?
@MainDrainStudios7 жыл бұрын
can you really not conceive of a world where someone (many people) don't like the same things as you?
@aimeeortiz92423 жыл бұрын
I’m like, why aren’t you cancelled yet?!?! Because you only have 43k followers... u been lost cuh
@brianhoade14116 ай бұрын
Ari is the best😂 love this!!!
@carywaltonjr.96714 жыл бұрын
That's sounds like the greatest gift ever!
@brooklynbrohat66475 жыл бұрын
Goddamn American hero
@hunterevans3447 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that intro was brutal
@stylherc4 жыл бұрын
1:33 Ari: Those pot cookies last 6 7 hours Dude who knows: YES!
@ycAuntieLala5 жыл бұрын
Last line plus Johnny Apple Weed -best
@nibblesd.biscuits42704 жыл бұрын
That was weed privilege ✌🏼
@carlosr.martintoledo12247 жыл бұрын
I miss Ari
@Hi5ghosted7 жыл бұрын
hes back now
@ravioli1234567 жыл бұрын
Stephanie R WHAAAAT no way! omg hope to hear em on his podcast
@Hi5ghosted7 жыл бұрын
Carlos R. Martin Toledo he was on Berts Instagram
@hi_tech_reptiles7 жыл бұрын
Stephanie R yaaaay
@iamthenatehawk15377 жыл бұрын
he runs shroomfest and that happens soon, he had to come back for it
@louisalexander26477 жыл бұрын
the end was the best part lol. I didn't expect that haha
@-8_8-3 жыл бұрын
A day? No no no no fans interacting and being rewarded by the person they're a fan of. You tell stories about that for years.