The Biggest Relationship Disasters Ever

The Biggest Relationship Disasters Ever | Alternatino

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Think you've been in a bad relationship? They're nothing compared to these.
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@beyond_the_tequila_rift3194 Жыл бұрын

"Yeah....I'm down to haunt you and all, but in a non-exclusive way..." 💀💀💀

@UkeDoggie Жыл бұрын

“My goal is to find Carlos and Gina a house so nice, that they won’t realize that it’s their prison”. Damn, comedy writing at its best!

@Izanagioomikami 5 күн бұрын

It's not comedy. It's real life.

@glowgirl8171 2 жыл бұрын

"...But do I want to die alone? And the answer is 'no' so, this."

@youyoua988 3 жыл бұрын

And you’re like oh but do I want to die alone ? So you’re like, sure, this - our reality is horrible

@timothywanjohi2604 2 жыл бұрын

My man settled on someone he didn't like🤣

@mauricionarcia2015 Жыл бұрын

I feel personally attack

@sairen5121 3 жыл бұрын

I aspire to be a dedicated non-committal husband like this guy.

@TheAutumnWind_RN4L Жыл бұрын

Lol, yep. But he's an example of what happens when your child never learns to use his inner voice.

@angel-ke9vs Жыл бұрын

Not even death could do them part 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@izhamsham843 7 ай бұрын

Weeeeeell, I don't think you should use a label like husband, you know.. it might give off vibes to whomever you're hanging around with more than usual that you're perhaps more interested than you really are..

@GeorgeZaharia 2 жыл бұрын

tiny little kisses and then she had PTSD flashbacks triggered from the window cleaner lmao i died ... honestly tho... i want to see that movie now hahaha "50 shades of tiny little kisses'"

@Anissa.Mayabeh Жыл бұрын

The last part I CAN BE OUT HERE ANY MOMENT 😂 he passed out

@horseman4now Жыл бұрын

He died, as in passed out permanently.

@alexcorda4271 3 жыл бұрын

I love how the didn't even take the efforts for a photoshoot and go with editing.

@mystic18 2 жыл бұрын

it kinda reflects how little they care about their relationship 🤣

@lizardchild2004 11 ай бұрын

As someone who has transcribed thousands of home hunting shows, the "Actually I don't why I said that, we don't need to go anywhere for me to explain" bit was such a NICHE KILLER JOKE

@Twon808 Жыл бұрын

The non committing husband was the funniest

@sumaiyatahsin4707 3 жыл бұрын

Wtf why is this so underrated! It's one of the best ones 🔴

@s3treadygo527 3 жыл бұрын

It’s good I just found this about 30 mins ago and I’m afflicted

@jackbotman 2 жыл бұрын

Denial perhaps :/

@ethancovaci9681 2 жыл бұрын

“...All the wood in here is oak.” 😂

@daveblue3733 2 жыл бұрын

Last one was best.

@jamescarroll-banjerbluespr6156 Жыл бұрын

They should have this show for real Would be a hit

@YeunhacanimeBlogspot Жыл бұрын

After key and peele, this is gold!

@arnelenecorcuera8507 2 жыл бұрын

Love the last one the most 😍😍😍

@ririsulistiani1317 2 жыл бұрын

The last one is actually pretty sweet haha lol

@ibelieve137 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly!! Such a sweet love story 🥺🥰

@Svitojus 3 жыл бұрын

Why does this have so few views. Alternatino is the best.

@Bibulu1234 Жыл бұрын

Because some people are just to dumb to understand this masterpiece.

@chengejshi5523 3 жыл бұрын

That's wat u get from a dating app.----'Nothing in Common'

@shubhamkumar4162 2 жыл бұрын

The last guy is me in a nutshell 😁😂

@Rick-nx3iy 2 жыл бұрын

His role in narcos is awesome

@skippyflapper 2 жыл бұрын

His role in "Silicon Valley" is great too.

@jackbotman 2 жыл бұрын

This should be a real TV show

@viniciusmachado1229 3 жыл бұрын

The third one hit me the most 😂😂😂. I can relate to this so muuch!

@chemma9240 2 жыл бұрын

If someone gives you that uncertainty when making decisions together it's better to leave

@sober100pct Жыл бұрын

@@chemma9240 agreed

@josephyang4997 3 жыл бұрын

This is gold!

@thanasisballas6393 Жыл бұрын

2:25 Ryan Needs money had me ding hahaha

@alwayslookingup70 3 жыл бұрын

Okay and Elizabeth nj 😂😂 loveeeee it

@frequencyspectra1 2 жыл бұрын

last one too good

@dylanjoe3639 Жыл бұрын

His ghost still had a chain😂

@xiongly435 3 ай бұрын

Ok the ending got me cracking

@alexandresilveira6905 3 жыл бұрын

How come this only has 28 likes after a week?

@Algarath 3 жыл бұрын

Cause for some reason it’s the Asia Channel

@charlielanderos4810 2 жыл бұрын

"Sure, this."

@renv6653 2 жыл бұрын

Glad to see Rose from two and a half men is still crazy even after all these times lol

@Spidido 2 жыл бұрын

That's not her

@casualgamers4447 Жыл бұрын

I literally saw the same thing 😂

@casualgamers4447 Жыл бұрын

@Tobi Michaels how do you not see that this is sarcasm?

@amadapittaluga1487 2 жыл бұрын

Tiny little kisses for Abby!!!!!😘

@rinaldirahardja8449 Жыл бұрын

Until death set us appart 😂😂

@DjArie09 2 жыл бұрын

Them photos 😂

@saifahmad3483 Жыл бұрын

Damn the last skit was the best

@edwinmhlanga5421 Жыл бұрын

Comedy central is cooking with this guy

@Perkyclo 2 жыл бұрын

Ghost Butt 🤣🤣🤣

@macmohanku 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like that last one was me...

@oluwagbengaiyiola3731 2 жыл бұрын

🤣😅😅😅😅 this is it... lmao 🤣

@moj929 8 ай бұрын

Arturo Castro is a great actor, cant believe he was in narcos

@taskmaster2833 3 жыл бұрын

I don't what bisexual vacation is but it sounds fun

@DonoZeek 2 жыл бұрын

I know what they are. It's what every married couple should do. Especially men. Bisexual vacation.

@AeroGold1 2 жыл бұрын

Based on how the husband flirted with the realtor in the kitchen, you can figure it out ...

@taskmaster2833 2 жыл бұрын

@@AeroGold1 well I know the character is attracted to men, it's no doubt. what I meant is are the couples out there really do bisexual vacation together? And if they do, it is really fun

@venom5552111 2 жыл бұрын

Shes pregnant and was gonna drink wine

@foxy_poetry Жыл бұрын

How did I JUST discover this show while I love The Translator

@petermutua9838 2 жыл бұрын

Last guy reminds of Johnny Depp...

@shima1963 Жыл бұрын

So funny 😂😂😂

@djwelle9379 3 жыл бұрын

👻 butt! 🤣

@yuriboyka8475 3 жыл бұрын

Ghost butt

@chrisserrific Жыл бұрын

I was complaining about my boyfriend to my coworker, and the last clip came to mind. I don't think it's going to work. I realized how he makes a decision, and twists it around like it was my idea. He asked me if I wanted to be exclusive... So, I joked, "Aww, you wanna be my boyfriend?" When he formally asked. . . He mentioned that I said the "B word" (boyfriend). Bitch, what do you think "exclusive" means? I am embarrassed that I didn't just shut it down right then. I guess we'll see where all the red flags lead at this point.

@KamboArkha Жыл бұрын

I had the same experience.... It was my first time experiencing something like this so i was so confused... Did i? Did she? Question marks all over...

@drebugsita Жыл бұрын

At least you didn't have to experience trying to pose the question of your relationship status by bringing up monogamy only to have him deflect but also say he's not against monogamy, while chuckling. Talk about non-committal! He eventually was but in the most non-way. I should have run

@chrisserrific Жыл бұрын

@@drebugsita Don't worry, I ended up leaving his flakey ass.

@chey6073 Жыл бұрын

@@chrisserrific HEYOOOO 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

@jayray1521 2 жыл бұрын

Lol!!!! I haaaaate tiny kisses like those!! 😂😂😂

@bullishastronaut1120 2 жыл бұрын

I'll be in the attic 😆 🤣 😂

@kathleenkayedacuya5475 3 жыл бұрын

Ryan - needs money Hahahahaha aren't we all

@alwayslookingup70 3 жыл бұрын

Woodbridge nj lollll

@arvindsubramaniam2267 5 ай бұрын

lol, he broke character at 5:26

@AnishRaii27 5 ай бұрын

She felt like Rose from 2 and half men😂

@KamboArkha Жыл бұрын

Ghost butt 😂😂😂 had me rolling 🤣🤣

@gareve25 2 жыл бұрын

Ghost Butt

@just_a_dude354 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lawrencemaweu Жыл бұрын

50 Shades of Grey---Tiny Litte Kisses...nice one

@Crazylenibaby98 2 жыл бұрын

So he got Katy Perry playing his wife! 😁

@AnthonyMason-cq9gi 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂 I meet the love of my life at Arby 2

@shima1963 Жыл бұрын

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@thelostboy4207 2 жыл бұрын

This michael reeves guy is cool..

@kulupona Жыл бұрын

8:48 (Rodney dies) (Chelsea cries) 😆

@amalgamationprime3168 Жыл бұрын

What happened to that one Alternatino sketch with the "locksmith"?

@LeahMendelson Жыл бұрын

Omg I love that she's pregnant.

@ZenoJohnSABAHAN 2 жыл бұрын

😂

@dhruvbhattvideo6506 Жыл бұрын

Who is that actress in 1st act, she is drop dead gorgeous ❤️

@Dan-hq1dc 2 жыл бұрын

The mood is so awkward

@JohnDoe-lc7tv 2 жыл бұрын

I saw Scarlett Johansson in her at some point

@dtla5052 2 жыл бұрын

I watched 50 shaded in theater, what a boring movie 😂 this was way better

@timhideki 2 жыл бұрын

Goddamn gina.

@reallindokuhle Жыл бұрын

"No."

@joaquinpraveenvishnu8509 7 ай бұрын

Carlos is cute!

@pjd1897 2 жыл бұрын

She looks like Rose from two and half men

@cheeseburgerandfries1997 2 жыл бұрын

Aquarius gang haha

@hyugakarn Жыл бұрын

Is that Lutz from 30 Rock?

@unknownymousc4262 Жыл бұрын

Watch from 6:12 Aleesha xD

@aleesagrg4748 Жыл бұрын

Watched it😆

@arjunnair1998 2 жыл бұрын

6:11

@Bluebull308 2 жыл бұрын

Ghost but

@mohamadsudani3689 2 жыл бұрын

She looks like Katty Perry

@flightsim24 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

@christhis9597 Жыл бұрын

Noice

@vishwanathjesh1176 2 жыл бұрын

Non committal it is

@Rishabh-Dev 2 жыл бұрын

Western marriages in a nutshell. 😂

@mv4770 2 жыл бұрын

Cause in Eastern marriages, the wives have no place to talk

@Rishabh-Dev 2 жыл бұрын

@@mv4770 Lol. 🤣 Whatever makes you happy, bark it out loud.

@mv4770 2 жыл бұрын

@@Rishabh-Dev yeah if you say so :)

@Rishabh-Dev 2 жыл бұрын

@@mv4770 Don't do it because I said it, do it for yourself.✌️

@anilinebenzene8352 2 жыл бұрын

@@mv4770 offended? These are for woke people.

@merlegathers373 3 жыл бұрын

Funny but ????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@elly.b 2 жыл бұрын

Follow me, ...........I don't know why I said that we don't need to go anywhere for me to explain!;;

@Not-handling-it 3 жыл бұрын

1:14 She looks like a guy wearing make up and a wig

@thetruthchannel4634 2 жыл бұрын

The day after we agreed to a divorce, I played golf. My playing partners were going for beers afterwards. They asked me to go with and I was so used to saying no that I started to say " I have to....." and then I said " I don't have to do a damn thing ever again" That was 1989 and I have done whatever I want since that day. I cringe when people say they're getting married. Almost 50% of them last forever. Damn !!

@josephine1566 2 жыл бұрын

Sorry that your marriage was crap bro. Enjoy life and your freedom.. Some of them aren't that sucky though. There are a few good ones

@thetruthchannel4634 2 жыл бұрын

Random- Guy-watching-stuff oddly, we have been just fine as friends. In fact we took our child to Disney World two years after the divorce and last night, we sat together at OUR granddaughters volleyball game. Her husband can't say anything since he has been caught cheating three times, and my best female friend is a gal I had a relationship with 25 years ago. Both of us make good friends.. just Bad at Love, I guess. There's no room for hate in my life. (With the exception of politicians and media personnel. Peace, my brother.

@josephine1566 2 жыл бұрын

@@thetruthchannel4634 I didn't say you hated anyone though. The original comment made it seem you think marriage is a terrible thing. Ive seen some good marriages. So, I just mentioned that they arent all bad. Glad your life is going good. Have fun bro 😄

@thetruthchannel4634 2 жыл бұрын

Random- Guy-watching-stuff no, I wasn't suggesting that you said anything about hate. & yes, I've seen good marriages too. They just ain't for me. I'm 63 and have only been married 7. Very happy. Peace

@myrandomtantrum 2 жыл бұрын

You remind me of my dad, lol. I think his an awesome dad, but dude did not like the domestic life. He has only ever married my mom and divorced her when he was in his 30s and never went back. He is in his 60s and he tells me to this day that being unmarried is the best thing in life. He cracks me up.