The Daily Show with Trevor Noah | Trump Wants To Kill DACA

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7 жыл бұрын

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@ZallopV 7 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't that THEN mean Trump should go back to his Germany ?????

@woodhouse6755 7 жыл бұрын

no, we don't want him... keep him

@kills26 7 жыл бұрын

Nah Trump isn't allowed in Germany, at least his Grandfather wasn't. He came to the US to dodge national service, and when he returned the refused to let him back in. Draft dodging is part of the Trump family tradition.

@bearheart2009 7 жыл бұрын

So these people have basically been raised in America? they were schooled in the US, their community and friends are in the US; basically their whole life built up to this point as been in the US and he's saying to send them back to their parents country of birth?? please tell ive gotten something wrong here because this would be a _monstrous_ thing to do (!?)

@loantran-thanh7795 7 жыл бұрын

It is the work of monsters, heartless and cruel souls

@linusgustafsson2629 7 жыл бұрын

And they'll pay for the wall.

@neellie9474 6 жыл бұрын

Pretty much. A lot of dreamers can't even write in their mother tongue, they grew up here. Friends, community, education, military, employment, everything they've known is American and they're being thrown out. It's such a horrible thing to do. What a fucking nightmare.

@amcrazykid 6 жыл бұрын

He must be getting his ideas from Putin, bcos that's what the communists did back in the day in ex-soviet countries like mine.

@gandradd698 7 жыл бұрын

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out- Because I was not a Socialist. Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out- Because I was not a Trade Unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out- Because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me-and there was no one left to speak for me. Martin Niemöller (1892-1984)

@dragonfly1929 6 жыл бұрын

ZIONIST JEWS NOW RUN THE USA!

@TheAmrita89 7 жыл бұрын

Oh god the Amazon joke. I couldn't stop laughing :)

@stiras1 7 жыл бұрын

I'm 27, if I had lived in a country since I was a young child and then suddenly that country decided to kick me out and send me to a culture I didn't know... I would be panicking. I'd feel like my life was crumbling around my feet. He has NO love for them.

@iQusay 7 жыл бұрын

if Amazon says you can't return something then you know you are doing something wrong 😂😂😂. I am going to renew my amazon prime account with Amazon now 😊

@ModeratorFriendly 7 жыл бұрын

So there goes the American dream. 'that life should be better and richer and fuller for everyone, with opportunity for each according to ability or achievement, regardless of social class or circumstances of birth.'

@nigelft 6 жыл бұрын

Dan B ... not least forgetting 'life; liberty; and the pursuit of happiness' ...

@johannes_franciscus_kok 7 жыл бұрын

Why would anyone assume Trump fully understands anything that requires reading, or listening, or intellect?

@chapdattext3167 7 жыл бұрын

oh he listens alright......................to the badies...........

@CHAITHANYAkitta 7 жыл бұрын

I love Trevor's humorous approach to get his point straight to the face with facts that you will believe!

@samatarahmed3706 7 жыл бұрын

Can Germany take back the Drumpfts

@TalesStahl 7 жыл бұрын

NO ... greetings from Germany

@timmaximilian9286 7 жыл бұрын

Samatar Ahmed sry we wont take your garbage if you refuse to take our refugees

@PerovNigma 7 жыл бұрын

You haven't killed him or kicked him out yet, so don't force him on an innocent country.

@Justme-se3uu 7 жыл бұрын

Samatar Ahmed no

@MM-zp4dz 7 жыл бұрын

Fuck No! Greetings from Berlin.

@Malidictus 7 жыл бұрын

So when it comes to "alternative facts," what matters is emotions. Now all of a sudden emotions don't matter and it's all about the facts? Really?

@XxDarksoulsClanxX 7 жыл бұрын

and he says he's for the people lol

@christianrupprechter3645 6 жыл бұрын

That comparison with Amazon was great!

@zaroffhound 7 жыл бұрын

"we rule by law"... etc...in translation reads as - we don't need empathy for living beings getting in the way.

@anydae 6 жыл бұрын

People of compassion!!😂😂 Paul Ryan spoke against the President 😲😲

@bebestyeah7731 7 жыл бұрын

The Amazon joke was just amazing

@pieeater555 7 жыл бұрын

Trump is changing so many of the things that actually make me feel alright about being an American (despite recent events). Please don't take away all these tiny little saving graces and leave me with at least a sliver of respect for my birth country.

@fireyflower6643 7 жыл бұрын

Derick Smith the only 'fucktard' is you! Those under Daca have to regulary pay a fixed amount to stay, none are taking public money Moron!

@denavallejos5935 7 жыл бұрын

Derick Smith= fucktard

@loantran-thanh7795 7 жыл бұрын

well said! bravo! those white nationalists cowboys think that by getting rid of the Dreamers they would get their jobs at Amazon, Google etc.. the thing is that if they were that capable in their little smashed brains, they would have gotten them first. so happy that I am not living in that country anymore.

@quantumoon 6 жыл бұрын

Derick Smith Wtf are you even replying to? Cause that definitely doesn’t make sense as a reply to the op

@ashitakaharuo 7 жыл бұрын

question: how is it possible that dreamers serve in US military? i mean, if they aren't looked upon as citizens, why do you let them fight for your country? can they play international sports for the USA too? where do you draw the line?

@HarisMarusic 6 жыл бұрын

Pardon them like the Sheriff.... To pardon somebody is legal...

@Papai_Pai 7 жыл бұрын

did you see that coverage this week of trump being surrounded by his Goons and yes Men and they're all going thank you Mr President we love you Mr President you are the best Mr President and at the end of all it they're playing saying thank you God for the Divine gift that is Trump it made me sick to my stomach that a bunch of cowards don't have the balls to call him an idiot because they are worried about their job

@swingstylez 7 жыл бұрын

Sarah Sanders - It's not an emotional decision, it's a moral decision to keep DACA in place. Learn the difference.

@marksimons8861 7 жыл бұрын

Why doesn't Congress simply put DACA into an identical legal framework and send it back to the president to sign?

@VivekTiwari03 6 жыл бұрын

I'm an Indian. Maybe I have no say in this. But whatever's happening in America disappoints us all too. The United States used to be an ideal model for India, people would say that America is how India should become. And within the last few months, that belief is gone. America is no more a role model for anyone. As far as my understanding with DACA goes, whatever your president is doing is a monstrous thing and I hope American people would realise that. #MakeAmericaAmericaAgain

@shahidilhan3139 6 жыл бұрын

Vivek Tiwari well every Indian including me has "That relative" who lives in the US and consider them as lucky and happy now i would rather eat beef in front of the RSS than visit a trump rally...... P.S : should have skipped the last line.

@meroxxdaworld 6 жыл бұрын

True...

@SueLynCheang 6 жыл бұрын

Omg 😂 if Amazon says you can't return it

@KingDamonThePagan 6 жыл бұрын

You know what they say if you love someone set them free.

@pango-y8j 11 ай бұрын

Sting

@bigjaffa02 6 жыл бұрын

Sponch! I want some Sponch!

@SSA09713 6 жыл бұрын

Is it just me or does the picture look like Taylor swift's new album cover? 😂😂

@navadeepsharma6709 7 жыл бұрын

Trevor nails 'the imitation game'

@letloveguardwellington2180 6 жыл бұрын

Law is made for people, not the order way around.

@bioLarzen 7 жыл бұрын

Has there ever been a controversial - or rather, hugely unjust and unpopular - Trump decision Paul Ryan didn't vehemently criticize first - then do nothing more about it, and vote in favour of it eventually? Just when did the GOP declare war on spines?

@d1v1k40 7 жыл бұрын

Of course the tech companies don't want DACA removed. They benefit hugely from both trained and untrained workers.

@ka11am 7 жыл бұрын

It's very scary people what on earth is going on.

@Siafk 7 жыл бұрын

the racist misanthropists got elected, what did you expect?

@Randomite96 7 жыл бұрын

You are right this man is too much....but it was either him or hillary..so it was a tough call .

@TheSonar129 6 жыл бұрын

1:54 Both women just shut down all feminists and overly sensitive people.

@deadsouls 7 жыл бұрын

well also paying taxes is the law, so drumpf you need to uphold the law, not some laws.

@juancarlosglezsanz7782 7 жыл бұрын

He should star with all those illegal inmigrants that work for him at his hotels and resorts and give all those jobs to americans ,he should lead by example not by his own convenience

@Ookler 6 жыл бұрын

no one else wants to do those shitty jobs - getting shit all for pay - though...

@socratease1432 7 жыл бұрын

IMAGINE

@leciabella9461 7 жыл бұрын

When does he get to leave... why keep an unwanted guest in the house!! Is he just the face of the people who secretly want all these things to happen!!

@demoanachica 7 жыл бұрын

Two real questions....I thought if you lived in America for over 10 years you become a citizen ...no? Also what if the dreamer went through and took the citizenship test. Can they stay?

@dribrom 7 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute was not DACA law?

@livgracebee 6 жыл бұрын

He has a great amount of love for them? Really?

@SciMultimedia 6 жыл бұрын

I wonder what Bill Clinton's opinion on this is.

@andrasbiro3007 7 жыл бұрын

Republicans : Sorry, we have to uphold the law, there's nothing we can do. It's of course theoretically possible to change the law, but we only control every single branch of the government, so we are practically powerless.

@couchpotatoe91 7 жыл бұрын

Can we just apprecaite Trevor's "plant parenthood" joke?

@ka11am 6 жыл бұрын

Trevor noah bang on guys thats why love this news

@lignoylis 7 жыл бұрын

ze question iz un iz der evva enuff Daca? No Nevah Enuff Daca DacaDacaDacaDaca

@Eliphas_Leary 7 жыл бұрын

MOAR DACA! MOAR! DACADACADACADACADACA!

@krazeovau 7 жыл бұрын

Trump is honestly one of those people to say something without saying anything at all. His lines are always repetitive and irrelevant as if the next sentence slipped his mind (probably have) and not to mention the poor excuse of reasoning he gives all the time. It's as if he didn't go through the part in school where you have to answer the "if no, state your reason" questions.

@nlorand9033 7 жыл бұрын

The parents broke the law. I stay in a country where I need a visa I work in a country where I need a working visa. People broke the law. If I break the law and have not applied legally or having worked illegally why should I expect my family to not get deported too. But I legally applied. Why should after all the hassle of applying legally a person gets to stay legally with no consequences if they are illegal.

@for.tax.reasons 7 жыл бұрын

Nick Lormer the parents understood the consequences of breaking the law but the children did not and could not consent to law breaking. So they were in the eyes of the law brought to this country illegally without reference to their own wishes. And in some cases the conditions they're escaping are not just bad they're horrendous- we're talking murder and child trafficking horrendous. So yes the parents should be held accountable for their actions BUT the children are a gray area which is why DACA gives them the chance to become American citizens.

@nlorand9033 7 жыл бұрын

Yehudi Menuhin If I am illegal unfortunately I have caused consequences for my family. If illegals then applied legally then it is understandable that if they get to stay or not is in the hands of that countries laws. Of course the children suffer. I know of children who suffer because of their parents drug addiction. Consequences happen to innocent. The parents caused it. The law is the law. I stay in a country where if I do not do things right I can get fined, jailed and then deported. I know this. Do you think the authorities will feel sorry for my family. No. But I know that if I am illegal I will have done this to my family. I am not saying President Trump is right or wrong. But if he up holds the law of the country then why is he wrong. As for his wife. She did apply legally so she got to stay. It is a gray area for the children but the parents caused it.

@scout4046 7 жыл бұрын

The fuck i SO love this show best ever

@jermainehall4362 6 жыл бұрын

If american is a law based country why isn't trump and his family serving year behind bars, these people only see the law when its for their benefit

@theoutsider8745 7 жыл бұрын

Ugh...this is so depressing. This US presidency is an utter embarassment to humanity and the fact people still support him after all of this shit is why I'm convinced we are all damned.

@____redshield____2220 7 жыл бұрын

If trump care so much about US and it's law why doesn't he regulate Federal RESERVE Bank

@Robman92 7 жыл бұрын

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

@pawnpoker6874 6 жыл бұрын

Obama didn't pass it through congress and Trump is deferring it. What's the problem?

@publicaccount1589 6 жыл бұрын

We need a merit based system for becoming President. REPLY

@Randomite96 6 жыл бұрын

Damn it! im so GOD DAMN tired of this Carly kloss AD!!

@amolinya 7 жыл бұрын

How is it that every time Sessions makes an appearance it's something bad

@jessebrojessebro2330 7 жыл бұрын

trump is a legend

@CarlCampbellMusic 7 жыл бұрын

God loves you all so much he sent his son the Jesus the messiah to die on the cross for our sins to offer us salvation through his death and resurrection. Our sins prevent us from having a relationship with God thus sins will lead sinners to eternal death and hell. You can be reunited with God through repentance and belief in God through Jesus. He desires for you to suceed and live a fruitful life by knowing the truth. Repent of your sins, be baptised and turn to God through Jesus. Eternal life can be granted to you through belief in God and the gospel. I pray that you read the holy bible and have the light of life!

@arrow3218 7 жыл бұрын

first comment

@bloodymarvelous4790 7 жыл бұрын

meaningful comment too...

@arrow3218 7 жыл бұрын

i know right

@arrow3218 7 жыл бұрын

i know right

@Hive0100 7 жыл бұрын

Sad news that your cocaine dealer have to leave the country.

@TazorNissen 7 жыл бұрын

Günther Lehmann You do realize that "dreamers" can't have criminal records in order to apply for DACA protection? Of course you don't, you just wanted to express your racist stereotyping of these people.

@sperzieb00n 7 жыл бұрын

and even if your racist idea held, it wouldn't do more than making the other coke dealers more happy for some time, they get new territory to sell product, plus they can exploit the initial vacuum and increased security to increase the price or decrease the quality!

@bebestyeah7731 7 жыл бұрын

The Amazon joke was just amazing

@bebestyeah7731 7 жыл бұрын

The Amazon joke was just amazing

@bebestyeah7731 7 жыл бұрын

The Amazon joke was just amazing

@bebestyeah7731 7 жыл бұрын

The Amazon joke was just amazing

@bebestyeah7731 7 жыл бұрын

The Amazon joke was just amazing

@bebestyeah7731 7 жыл бұрын

The Amazon joke was just amazing