Commander Deck with 97 Wastes

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Magic The Noah

Жыл бұрын

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@nathanl8622 Жыл бұрын

If you include the player running it you can up that count to 98 wastes.

@PhyrexianFleshgorger Жыл бұрын

Ha! Better than the whole video!

@under9081 Жыл бұрын

Came here to make this comment, seems I was 45 minutes too late xD

@wiiblewobble Жыл бұрын

💀

@TheGriftcast Жыл бұрын

Sensible chuckle.

@ZeroIsEven Жыл бұрын

😂 Waste of time makes 99

@unnamedminus Жыл бұрын

If you don't have approach of the second sun in your hand remember there are only 3 possible outcomes when you draw from your deck: you draw a waste, you draw narset's, or you draw approach of the second sun. This means you have a 1/3 chance to draw approach of the second sun each turn

@RaceBandit Жыл бұрын

Outcomes do not always have equal probabilities.

@unnamedminus Жыл бұрын

@@RaceBandit that was the joke, yes... Thank you for pointing it out for us

@KilerKlownFromSpace Жыл бұрын

I think it's actually 50/50, because you either draw Approach of the Second Sun, or you don't.

@unnamedminus Жыл бұрын

@@KilerKlownFromSpace Tru tho!

@muhlor Жыл бұрын

@@RaceBandit you failed miserably. This channel is def. not four you, kek.

@Kwevin6659 Жыл бұрын

The wincon for this deck is 100% A.S.S. (Approach of the Second Sun)

@TheLPfunnTV 2 ай бұрын

200% cuz you play it twice duuhh

@NbNgMOD Ай бұрын

300% if you have fork

@makariosagios Жыл бұрын

Interesting that the 2 non-land cards you use for this are white and blue.

@RobMedellin Жыл бұрын

Noah has been really quiet since this comment

@oberlin27 Жыл бұрын

Because those colors ruin games and this is a showcase on one way they do it

@RaceBandit Жыл бұрын

@@oberlin27 | He's done these showcases for all five colors, not just Blue and White.

@marcoottina654 Жыл бұрын

He doesn't want to taint Colossal Dreadmawl

@Bee-eautiful Жыл бұрын

he wants us to understand how they ruin the fun of magic

@phantompop3192 Жыл бұрын

Speaking of Wastes, I really wish we had more Eldrazi that cared about them. We only have Walker of the Wastes.

@hmroid6884 Жыл бұрын

It would be cool if eldrazi had another comeback with waste I imagine they would probably just end up trying to eat phyrexia Waste Detroit mechanics when?

@phantompop3192 Жыл бұрын

@@hmroid6884 that’s be neat. Or they could do something like.. Landfall for Wastes specifically?

@hmroid6884 Жыл бұрын

@@phantompop3192 maybe landfall, but idiotically more hostile? Or just extra use augmentation (ex: if you control a waste it gets 'tap add on poisen counter to self add two colorless mana)

@phantompop3192 Жыл бұрын

@@hmroid6884 I was thinking more like: A new keyword: Desolation/Desolate And it could be “Whenever a Waste enters the battlefield under your control, **this creature/land/artifact/planeswalker, etc.**

@adraxer12 Жыл бұрын

I run few of them in my urza liberator deck in case my oppononent let me search for basic land. Otherwise it's useless (a waste) cause you have better non-basic colorless lands cheaper

@aglamarche Жыл бұрын

Can we get the decklist somewhere?

@T03_t0uch3r 3 күн бұрын

97 wastes, trace amounts of other cards

@bcfblack Жыл бұрын

You know I always just took Noah's word for it that hard mulling would work here, but I did the math this time and being willing to mull down to 1 card gives you a ~40% chance to find Approach. Genius, 40% of the time it works every time, colorless is the best color (after green), Colossal Dreadmaw till I die

@veronicaloki Жыл бұрын

i did the math that also accounts for avoiding narset, and it goes down to 28.8%

@bcfblack Жыл бұрын

@@veronicaloki NICE I didn't factor in improved mulligan from Serum Powder, did you?

@GlazedGoose Жыл бұрын

@@veronicaloki if you get narset in your hand after you mulligan you can just put it on the bottom

@kabobawsome Жыл бұрын

@@bcfblack Serum Powder actually makes the odds WILD because if you have to count in getting a hand with Narset's Reversal and Serum Powder, preventing you from using Serum Powder's free mulligan.

@redshirtnumber3494 11 ай бұрын

@@GlazedGooseTRUE

@TheDudeManitee Жыл бұрын

Noah made a deck with 97 wastes just so he could play azorius, I'm on to you, guy.

@anthonycannet1305 Жыл бұрын

There’s a game store near me that holds “casual” commander tournaments where you win by acquiring points rather than just coming first every round, every month the points change and you’re allowed to switch decks between rounds to get more points if your deck doesn’t happen to be able to get everything (you’re only allowed to get each point once). Well one month one of the points was having zero cards in hand, field, grave, or exile at your upkeep, so I played the Esika cultivator colossus deck you made a video for a while ago and mulligan down to zero to get the free point and still won

@toolittletoolate 9 ай бұрын

Why did you put casual in quotes? If it's not cEDH then it's casual.

@starcrossedfool 9 ай бұрын

@@toolittletoolatebro ur 7 months late

@anthonycannet1305 9 ай бұрын

@@toolittletoolate Because it's a tournament which is inherently competitive. There are bonus points and penalties to encourage more casual play but everyone is still competing for tournament prizes

@leopardbunny 7 ай бұрын

@@toolittletoolate cEDH is an oxymoron.

@jacehildebrandt4304 2 ай бұрын

Do you happen to play at obsidian games? Cause that sounds EXACTLY like my LGS LOL.

@schmendrake Жыл бұрын

Colorist ALSO has color in it. I'm not sure what that means, but I'm sure Noah can explain why its significant.

@bradleykamm1823 Жыл бұрын

Replace the wastes with islands. That way, you can cast Narset's Reversal if you draw it.

@oniinside123 Жыл бұрын

but it is all about asserting dominance, if you play Islands you manifest weakness

@CapnWatson Жыл бұрын

@@oniinside123 cabbage

@oniinside123 Жыл бұрын

@@CapnWatson cauliflower!

@Matisyahuwu Жыл бұрын

Just pray to RNJesus you don't get her in your last mulligan down to 1 and you'll be fine, ish.

@xaius4348 Жыл бұрын

maybe just 1 island?

@jeffbrownstain Жыл бұрын

I finished my latest deck this week that's: -Entirely Incapable of producing colored mana -Incapable of doing any damage on its own -Plays only Artifacts -Can't ever Lose the Game -But more importantly, it also cannot win the game by any means other than a natural deck-out. It does not mill, it just gains life and recycles its own exiled and graveyard cards while protecting its hand. It also sacrifices lands to replay them from the graveyard. I made it so I never have to stop playing magic ever for the rest of my unlife.

@pachpach6101 Жыл бұрын

Decklist?

@jeffbrownstain Жыл бұрын

@@pachpach6101 I'm not going to share the list until I'm done tuning it. Once I post it somewhere you can make your own version. It will be titled 'Lich's Horcrux' wherever I post it and that gives you some hints as to the playstyle and included cards. I still have about another $75 worth of singles to buy to finish my first version to test in real play.

@techley4322 Жыл бұрын

@@jeffbrownstain Godspeed, and please share when you're done.

@johngalbicsek5567 Жыл бұрын

Hope you have a way to get rid of rotpriest before the poison counters get you

@jeffbrownstain Жыл бұрын

@@johngalbicsek5567 I could be doing more, thanks for pointing it out. I have at least three solutions in the deck that could solve both rotpriest preemptively, xut once counters are stacked that will be more difficult to maintain. Considering this is an all colorless all artifact deck, I think its in flavor that poison be the only thing I stay worried about actually killing it.

@insignia9028 Жыл бұрын

You could also have one of the cards that says “draw until you get a creature card” then draw the whole deck

@murlocmasher3368 Жыл бұрын

97 wastes is asserting maximum dominance

@Gamebuster 10 ай бұрын

Since you have no creature cards, you would just deck yourself.

@ubbychubbs4238 Жыл бұрын

I saw this and clicked immediately. I just saw the classic Magic The Noah image and clicked it without thinking. No regrets

@Cheapiebeepie 11 ай бұрын

Divide your deck into three. Select which third you think approach of the second sun is in. A neutral arbiter will look through all three stacks and remove one of the remaining two stacks that does not contain approach of the second sun. You are then given the opportunity to stick with the stack you’ve chosen, or switch.

@TetrisTutorials 10 ай бұрын

Switch

@Cheapiebeepie 10 ай бұрын

@@TetrisTutorials That's the logical choice. Well done on your inevitable magic the gathering win.

@Chocomint_Queen 10 ай бұрын

I'll stick, because I've palmed Approach into the pile I chose. In fact, I have a second one in my lap, just in case.

@stephendonovan9084 6 ай бұрын

The Monty Sun problem

@pixaphy Жыл бұрын

I need you to understand, I don't even play magic the gathering. I am so fascinated by this, the world of intentionally batshit card game decks is one that I will never get enough of

@Orvieta Жыл бұрын

Together with Brewer's Kitchen, this is honestly my favourite MTG channel. It's just different.

@Joseph_Drew_III 6 ай бұрын

“We’ve ascended past the need for color” “Colorless is a color”

@srobpencer 10 ай бұрын

6:00 If you use unsubstantiate (return target spell or creature to owner's hand for 1 colorless and 1 blue), approach will still be counted as a cast trigger so you don't have to worry about drawing unsubstantiate unlike narset's reversal

@slottmachine Ай бұрын

In fact, it doesn’t even matter that the Approach is copied, because that doesn’t count as a cast in the first place. “A copy of a spell isn't cast, so it won't count as the first nor as the second Approach of the Second Sun”

@dutssz Жыл бұрын

Never ask Noah where did he got the second blue mana

@maestroicarodecarvalho3947 Жыл бұрын

Did you read velociraptor codex's effect? You can cast without paying its mana cost, thats why you die if you get it in your hand...

@maestroicarodecarvalho3947 Жыл бұрын

But to be frank, i was asking myself the same question. Thats why i would put 97 islands as precaution

@truetrueevil1 Жыл бұрын

@@maestroicarodecarvalho3947 That did seem just a bit of a better idea.....

@BadDrummerCarl Жыл бұрын

Considering the price of wastes it would probably be cheaper to find utility lands that are colourless and trick your opponents into thinking you're a lands deck

@SwagMaster824 5 ай бұрын

True but I think it’s just more funny if they’re all regular wastes.

@Ibu_bolo Жыл бұрын

“But Noah…!?”- God 5,000 years ago.

@violet_broregarde Жыл бұрын

"we can only other cast that's card in the deck" thank you for this brilliant insight HMSS Noah

@jeffbrownstain Жыл бұрын

This is actually more genius than I first thought it was going to be 🤔

@AlaricXIII Жыл бұрын

Divide by Zero and Remand also return Approach to your hand and only have one blue pip so they could be cast off of Cody's mana.

@VGV1deo 10 ай бұрын

Same with Unsubstantiate, Failure (to Comply, it's a split card), or even, if you're stretching it, Memory Lapse

@master_of_illusion6260 Жыл бұрын

take a shot every time he says alright

@arnaudamaya2504 Жыл бұрын

dude am new to the channel and i watched every single video. And i can say very surely this guy is a genius at magic. And also comedy.

@risaistalri1675 Күн бұрын

I've been subbed since I watched my first vid of your shenanigans!

@abacaba5348 Жыл бұрын

As much as I love the meme value of getting wasted, you can optimize this deck hard and join the cool kids club by removing blue from the combo. Just put Reverberate instead of Reversal and spam Mountains instead of Wastes and volia. The copied Approach goes on the stack above the original, so it resolves first and the hard-cast approach already sees the previous copy-cast and wins. If you don't want to bring so well tuned a deck to an event use Lapse of Certainty, it also has you play the second Approach on the next turn, but you get to a) dodge discard b) lose gloriously to mill c) go hard on white so you can replace wastes with Plains and tell everybody you brought a monoW deck and then win and show them which color is the best.

@Kokonutzlz Жыл бұрын

The trigger also requires a cast spell, not a copied spell

@kingofbudokai Жыл бұрын

@@Kokonutzlz That is irrelevant, as it only applies to the 2nd time you cast. If you reverberate an approach of the second sun, the copy gets cast first, making the one you cast from your hand win the game immediately. It's the EXACT same mechanic as using narset's reversal on your own approach, only an entire turn faster.

@Kokonutzlz Жыл бұрын

@@kingofbudokai Here are the 3 rulings that matter from the rulings on the Gatherer page: 4/18/2017 The second Approach of the Second Sun that you cast must be cast from your hand, but first may have been cast from anywhere. 4/18/2017 A copy of a spell isn't cast, so it won't count as the first nor as the second Approach of the Second Sun. 4/18/2017 As your second Approach of the Second Sun resolves, it checks only whether the first one was cast, not whether the first one resolved. If your first Approach of the Second Sun was countered, you'll still win the game as your second one resolves. The first one is cast as long as you put it on the stack in a way that says cast. Copies won't work for either the first or second cast. Returning it to your hand with Narset's Reversal will work, as with this 3rd ruling it sees you tried to cast a spell with the name before. The copy ability of Narset's Reversal doesn't matter at all past gaining you 7 life, it's putting it back in your hand that matters for the two-turn combo

@xIronCladx Жыл бұрын

i just need 97 wastes to build this, i built the 97 mountain deck for memes in my playgroup and they had no idea what was in store for them. won first game flawlessly. 100% win rate so far

@mikelezhnin8601 Жыл бұрын

"tell me three words better than i love you" "asserting dominance cabbage"

@BrotherAlpha 10 ай бұрын

You forgot the part where people scoop when they realize what deck you are playing and start a new Commander game, one that you are not invited to join.

@four-en-tee 9 ай бұрын

This is what goes through my mind in Yugioh when I shove Gale Dogra into a Hungry Burger deck (its 1000 less LP cost than Extra Foolish and has more targets than Diviner).

@jonathanhh3728 Жыл бұрын

Hilarious video! It inspired me to actually try this and I just did it on MTGA Historic Brawl. Used 97 Plains and Memory Lapse instead of Remand. Just had to hold full control before casting Approach and it worked!

@KillerofGods Жыл бұрын

Hold full control? What's that mean, I'm not a magic player.

@jonathanhh3728 Жыл бұрын

@@KillerofGods Normally after you do something it's assumed you are passing "priority" (sort of like whos time it is to take a game action, you or your opponent) but in magic you can hold priority by simply saying so, then immediately taking another action. These actions will go onto the "stack" and your opponent can then respond to them or let them resolve. In the example I mentioned above, it allowed me to cast Memory Lapse on my own spell

@KillerofGods Жыл бұрын

@@jonathanhh3728 Ah tyvm, that is really good information to know.

@thegooddoctah Жыл бұрын

The only deck I run that this reminds me of is a Maelstrom wanderer deck, where its 97 lands, an Intruder Alarm, and a Krenko, Mob Boss.

@salamanteri_ Жыл бұрын

A fine and educational video. I won't be playing wastes but instead all the mismatching and white bordered basics I have in my closet.

@jocylinfrancis930 Жыл бұрын

Colorless is the best color, after all

@Theycallmetomu Жыл бұрын

Very consistent deck, if you're not playing against anyone that 1.) Can deal 40 damage before your turn... 7? 2.) Has hand hate 3.) Has a single counterspell 4.) Has artifact removal (admittedly, less of a problem) But it's a meme deck so obviously it's not going to be good.

@creeqy Жыл бұрын

we want a video of a magic game using this deck right now

@petermorgan1527 10 ай бұрын

I really enjoy the kind of unhinged energy this video portrays

@zachywatcher2312 Жыл бұрын

-Hello, just a reminder that wastes are not free and non full art goes at 1.50$ and full art it goes to 1$ so the deck is going to be 97 dollars.-

@awkwardcultism Жыл бұрын

Sounds pretty cheap for an EDH deck all things considered.

@corrymuth2997 Жыл бұрын

But Noah, isn’t colorless a color according to you? You too are an addict to color

@MusicGuy950 Жыл бұрын

The Mythical Chef Josh of Magic.

@pops91 Ай бұрын

You sure like to love in magical Christmas land thinking that combo is going to slide in your games

@josht8156 Жыл бұрын

"There is no solution to having Narsets reversal in hand" Maybe just.... idk.... play 97 blue instead of 97 wastes

@nashbellow5430 Жыл бұрын

@wazzu4488 Жыл бұрын

Your mana color has to be the same as your commander's

@KameronEX Жыл бұрын

@@wazzu4488 Codie has all colours in its text so you can run any land

@maestroicarodecarvalho3947 Жыл бұрын

To assert dominance. Make your enemies tremble with your callousness

@monarchofthelootbugs Жыл бұрын

Best deck real

@onestormgx8948 Жыл бұрын

My man made a deck with my entire uni promotion.

@fredscoffee Жыл бұрын

I always come here to learn, I am never disappointed

@DatShepTho Жыл бұрын

Replace all 97 wastes with 97 islands to fix your "drawing Narset's reversal" situation. So now you have an archipelago deck.

@VGV1deo 10 ай бұрын

Alternatively, run Unsubstantiate, Remand, Failure (to Comply, it's a split card), or even Memory Lapse or Divide by Zero instead so you don't need the extra blue mana. All it means is you just have to wait longer to pull it off.

@naknoll Жыл бұрын

White is so worthless, it can't even be white. It's yellow. We should have yellow decks. Worthless yellow decks

@charliefranklin8523 Жыл бұрын

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@Kornerupine888 11 ай бұрын

this is what I like to see in a competitive commander deck. like I either win or I die. simple as that. it's one trolley one track and everyone is tied to the track i just don't know which direction the trolley is coming from and I'm the farthest to the right.

@Astar72439 14 күн бұрын

This has the same energy as jamming 97 land in maelstrom wanderer with a kiki jiki and pestermite

@wyattbernard99 Жыл бұрын

Daddy know-uh looking at me like I'm a submissive and breedable blue player at 0:49 🤤

@frankthetank2550 Жыл бұрын

Actually submission is for white players and breeding is for green players

@metalhev3989 Жыл бұрын

This looks like a slightly worse first sliver combo deck

@Mou5eketeer 8 ай бұрын

Magic: The Noah is easily my favorite MTG content creator.

@mdrmdr944 11 ай бұрын

Man this eldrazi precon looks great

@dero4378 Жыл бұрын

Well, this was a waste of my time. :D

@stromitty 7 ай бұрын

This might just be the greatest deck ever constructed

@homeboy2258 Ай бұрын

No one: This guy every two seconds: Alright...alright 😂

@lunondisposable5382 21 күн бұрын

I'm totally gonna try this, except with a bounce instant instead so it'll actually work

@dkm9090 10 ай бұрын

This funny as hell bro. Transcended the need for color haha

@hnnlr2788 Жыл бұрын

This is actually brilliant 😂

@lloydlineske2642 Жыл бұрын

That is the most elegant solution I've ever heard of. I wonder why more people don't do that?!?

@Vitaire Жыл бұрын

You can also add Unsubstantiate and Remand to the deck, as you've only needed to have cast Approach, it doesn't need to actually resolve.

@trevorgreenough6141 Жыл бұрын

"just don't do that" This gave me a good laugh

@atmxtherealfatwo880 Жыл бұрын

You could throw a vitalize 1 green cost instant just in case you get the blue spell and second son in your opening hand that way you could untap your commander and get your second blue mana

@MayorWestCS2 Жыл бұрын

Would be cool to see you play the decks you talk about

@MrBerserkinTime 8 ай бұрын

Finally, I too can assert dominance cabbage

@SirBearingtonSupporter Жыл бұрын

I want to see your “hive mind and one with death” combo.

@zen_walker4473 Жыл бұрын

I laughed so much to this video that I want to make the deck now.

@hsakai97 Жыл бұрын

Is this the new precon

@Doomquill Жыл бұрын

"I am comedy incarnate" I cant disagree.

@Benji-kf8hf 3 ай бұрын

I'm creating a KZfaq account just to say this; this video was amazing, it felt like a demon gave me a nightmare but it had severe ADHD. The unapologetic comedy is absolutely amazing, I love it!

@mantidream8179 Жыл бұрын

Serum powder is a running meme at this point

@TheYulverick Жыл бұрын

This feels like some red blue tomfoolery…

@shimshamer6644 Жыл бұрын

Your genius knows no bounds

@tomhalpin5058 9 ай бұрын

This is a masterpiece

@Andrewlik 11 күн бұрын

If you run some non basic lands and replace the wastes with islands, you could put Narsets Reversal from your hand to the discard via desolate night house or geier reach sanitarium or fomori vault or restless bents or rix maadi dungeon palace, or perhaps with the biblioplex, then put it back on top with Mystic Sanctuary or you can also get it from your hand to the deck via mistveil plains

@RockstarMythbusters 6 ай бұрын

Bro this is the only commander deck i wanna play now

@painandpyro 2 ай бұрын

"You can only play one land per turn, so it doesn't affect anything anyway" 😂 Dam, he's good!

@ishmailbari673 Ай бұрын

You are just mental and I love it

@rRagnaBR Жыл бұрын

"It is not a color!" "Then how did Dave get it right?"

@Benji-kf8hf 3 ай бұрын

This video feels like a nightmare that a demon with severe ADHD gave me. The unapologetic nerdy comedy is just amazing, I love it! XD

@Araragi298 Ай бұрын

Amazing. They counterspell your Narset reversal and you have to scoop immediately

@martenkahr3365 25 күн бұрын

Or they remove Codie until you no longer have the mana to keep casting it from the command zone.

@logangant7732 Жыл бұрын

you should make a cedh deck they pretty much look like these in some shape or form

@milokiss8276 Ай бұрын

That’s genuinely so sick.

@MasterNeptor Жыл бұрын

There is actually a solution called Dramatic Reversal which you search for from approach. You just leave the blue mana, do instant tap for mana ability of Cody and then Narset's reversal them. Should work well enough and you can cast approach again if ur lucky :p

@Abzanafenza Жыл бұрын

This is commander's version of zombie hunt

@riftstrider5433 2 ай бұрын

Playing a modified version of this on Arena. Including gate lands, swapping wastes for forests for some channel effects, and including some green channelers which will make the deck ramp ever so slightly faster if I end up with them.