"The words "cowardice" and "death" mean the same to you." *- Commissar David Livesey to a Guardsman convicted for cowardice in battle*

Commissar: "What's your purpose in this Militarum?" Ogryn: "To do whatever you tell me, Commissar!" Commissar: "YOU'RE A DAMN GENIUS" *slaps medal on Ogryn's chest* Ogryn: ":D"

tau: we have no intrest in bowing to your tyrant invader imprium: thats not even a option u can pick

Sergeant Alexius Jonus is doing his part.

What I love about imperial guard is that when you take control of orbital cannons in blood raven stronghold you can use command centre to show you the blood raven base and 2 shot it without even getting close

"It is not in my nature to disregard the orders of my superiors, Governor." "Then for pity's sake, obey me when I order you to stand down." *Davian Thule spontaneously combusts from the sick burn*

Don't know who is smarter: >The commander in a tank wanting to drive closer to use his sword >The orks hitting said tank with their swords (Axes or pipes as well)

"The words "cowardice" and "death" mean the same to you." Trzeba być bardzo odważnym człowiekiem by być tchórzem w Gwardii Imperialnej :)

This is what pure inpurum guard chad energy is Edit: Holy shit thanks for 1.2k likes

Commissar Livesey can fend off 3 astartes singlehandedly. He must be one of the missing primarchs.

This is so creative genius right here. The Emperor smiles upon you for your great work here.

When skeletor himself was involved in this battle I was sure the imperial guard would have no hope of victory... But then commissar 'chad' Livesey took command

Space marines: Noooooo we can’t lose to mere mortals Imperial chads: hehe artillery go BOOOOOOM

Guardsman alexius jonesius is a shining example of what guardsman should be

2:57 Chad literally lifts up a Space Marine maybe 10 times his own weight.

“It’s a machine gun!” Got a massive laugh out of me. Great reference

Commissar Livesey hitting a Killa Kan with his sword was my favorite part.

The guardsmen that outlived most of the group when they hear the call for the Orbital Fire.. *Son of a B..*

YOU’LL NEVER WIN YOU’LL NEVER DEFEAT THE HUMAN SPIRIT

One of the best parts about Dark Crusade is you can have these vastly different stories. On my end, I really struggled to put down the IG as Chaos, partly due to poor luck, partly due to vastly over-estimating my abilities. Had to chase him around the map and knock out everyone else ASAP so it was just me and the Governor I got pushed back from his stronghold, hard, and needed to find something else... Then, I found the Khornate blessing map, and after getting it, I spearheaded right into the base with all the demons I could spam. Felt so good to watch him get torn apart by dark magic. Such a cool game

It is quite typical of humans that two imperial armies massacre each other in masses just because of some administrative error.

1:28 Drive me closer I want to hit them with my sword! *gling!* *explosion!* - Comissar Livesey

The Commissar we needed in these trying times

Guardsman Alex Jones is probably the best part of the battle

finally another warhammer one

Fun fact: At 0:13 Commissar Livesey is talking about ,,Skeleton Island“. The Legend knew about Skeletor and his goons and still decided to invade.

0:58 that meme walking is funny

This was truly the most ambitious crossover in history.

Glory to the Emperor

0:33 loved that use of Gettysburg lol

1:29 Truly, a majestic image. 2:56 Livesly does strike me the type who could hold off a group of sword wielding Space Marines by himself...as just a Commissar.

This is a masterpiece.

2:57 “There’s been too much imperial blood spilled already” (Proceeds to spill more imperial blood 😅)

Alex Jones actually came from the 40k universe into ours to wake our weak asses up.

2:00 actually never seen that outside a Ssethtzeentach video.

I’ve watched this like 8 times. Back for 9

I am always impressed by the amount of editing in each of your videos. Amazing work !

Great video SevenTePe, you never let me down!

Ah yes, the imperial guard: your avereage John and Jane that have been given a rifle and the promise of someone that they have nefer met that they will be honored for peace by going to war... Anyway, what was the most challenging game you have played so far?

Dude this video editing is to another level plus aborded themes make it great. I though Dawn of War was abandonned and forgotten! 3:00 is gold momentum

This is art, pure art.

Even a Man who as nothing to give can still give his life for The Emperor.

That bayoneeeeets roar is glorious

Szacun, królu. Szacun za stabnięcie Etherala swoim Commissarem solo i epickie wykończenie 💙💙💙

You know the battle is getting desperate when the imperial commissar shoots the enemy instead of his own troops

Dark Crusade only for gigachads, the rightest "Dawn of War" of all!

Лучшая агитация для вступления в Имперскую Гвардию!!!

I lost my sh*t at the orbital bombardment. I love the FMJ references

I like how the heavy weapons team guy put sandbags, the machine gun, all ammo and even his friend in a small bag. Now tell me who has really got the most advanced technologies

0:44 Soviet commissar in Stalingrad be like:

Easily my favorite meme channel. Your stuff is always so well spliced together.

Absolutny chad warhammerowego memiarstwa

- how can you shoot women and children? - easy! "initiate strafing run"

10/10 for the Gettysburg reference.

It's BEAUTIFUL

this video is so good. its hilarious. the editing is top notch. GIVE MOAR

I've never seen a crossover this ambitious since Cartoon Allstars to the Rescue.

A masterpiece. Genious. I can't even imagine how much work was put into it. Thank you.

I love the Imperial Guardsmen.

Love Checkpoint and Inquisitormaster

For the Emperor!

1:32 lore accurate depiction of a power sword

THE CHAD IMPERIAL GUARD.

These are TOO good, keep it up!

when you fight Necrons as Imperial guard before you unlock plasma gun:"please no! im not ready stay away!" Necrons after you unlock plasma gun:" Yeeaaaaaaaaaah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

МОЩЬ ОДИННАДЦАТИ СТВОЛОВ

I see Dawn of War, I click

This was very very well done. Good job man!

Hm, I was under the impression that Livesey meme went back to be local joke, but it seems it's still kinda kicking around like Revengeance status

Piękny odcinek! Więcej Warhammera DoW!

Commissar Livesey lead his blocking division, with great distinction, to ensure the forward momentum of the incarcerated Reactionary counter-revolutionaries in the storming of the endless green wave of the Ork Waaaagh; success, in the death of the counter-revolutionaries was achieved, with a seemingly non-existent effect upon the Waaagh; while this would have been considered a failure under normal circumstances, the counter-revolutionaries had proved such a dampener on civic structure that their failure of stopping the Waaagh and dying was seen as a great success and the Commissar and his division were awarded the highest levels of merit in making sure they didn't survive.

gotta luv the imperial strategy of overwhelming numbers

"The Eldar are here" "Hm Women"

Прекрасно, хорошие мемы в хорошей пропорции

2:52 Best moment 😀.

best ending change my mind

These are so good man

More and more we are closer to the Soulstorm saga. Oh boy, I can't wait!

The planet broke before the Guard did! CADIAN STAND!!!

humans are turning on everywhere!? sounds like heresy to me

Странно, что еще никто не догадался сделать Dr. Livesey walk с мобильным отрядом командования (хз как он называется в оригинале), там как раз 3 человека доступно до улучшения в тактическом штабе )) Было бы ЭПИЧНО. Как и это видео) лайк, поржал от души. За императора и святую Терру, конечно!

It’s unfortunate that particular guardsmen was ordered to pay 1 MORBILLION thrones for some heresy he may have said years ago. Shame. 🎩 🐍 no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

Amazing as always 👍

Congrats on 100k subscribe you deserve it

excellent video as per usual

The amount of edited quotes is beautiful.

Damn this makes me want to play Dark Crusade again.

Look mear mortals fighting to survive so weak...

1:38 is that ogryn Nork Deddog?

Whoa what an outstanding quality

defeated all xenos, including the blood ravens, common guard W

Приятно слышать оригинальную советскую озвучку Ливси

Surprisingly well done.

Nothing I hate more then fighting the Necrons as guard

Ahahahaha that "it's a machine gun" reference was spot on!

I was absolutely not expecting a clip from Gettysburg!

That Jokers scream at the end is golden.

1:28 First time I've seen "tank commander driving closer to hit them with his sword" actually hit with his sword

thank you bröther STP

Blessed by the God Emperor