And when he said now its not training time its get the shit done and get back to ac room. Pure gold

Yes. I am indeed like that too.

Preach my brothers, preach!

It's the south in the summertime. Making Hell look like a walk in fridge.

I’m in Vegas, I too felt that spiritually!

Yeah. And don't be be five minutes late, but if you ain't done at quitting time you got to stay till it's done

this. this shit. im "going slow" but then im taken off to the side about this for almost 20 minutes about it...time that could have been spent working on the floor...

Yeah I don’t say one minute late. They don’t pay me for being early everyday so I don’t stay late. And 12.5 hours of my day is enough I work here they don’t own me.

pointless meetings which are of a result only to make the work harder than it needs to be or is no I'm not gonna waste my your and my coworkers time in a meeting to find new or old ways to make the company less productive and more injured by the time constraints you want everyone to live up to because if you ever worked a day in your life ya must've forgot what other reasons there are for having cushion time in a day because I'm not stopping working I'm getting ready for the next project and yeah 1 hrs before quitting time os not the time to expect 3more hrs of work done but somehow leaving on time and now that you've wasted 15 mins of my time it'll take me 45 minutes just to get stuff put away for taking back out tomorrow to continue this nonsense and that leaves another 30 mins of just getting out of there so don't complain to me about overtime because your the one causing it, uninterrupted i would've had that hr to get as far as i could put away and clocking out on time but you wanna hold meetings after I've clocked out? don't even suggest or ill be clocked back in to charge double and then clocking back out to leave

For real

But there's literally people with office jobs in this video lmao, I get your point but your comment was pretty dumb

If it doesn't bother you, Don't find an office job. I still regret going into an office job because now i need to watch what i say and take fuckin feelings into account.

Resolution: suits and ties…stay the FUCK in your office….send a memo…we need TP

as on office worker.... we too swear like a sailor. If language bothers you, grow a thicker skin. Nobody cares

Trueeeeeeee

Hats off to your wife. If you’re the type that keeps getting written up, I can’t imagine how many times she’s asked how do you put up with that at home? It’s exhausting trying to explain a grown man’s actions and why he can’t control them so much he’s got the number one spot in HR. Lack of a filter and tact tends to bleed into every aspect of your life..until she gets tired of making excuses for your behavior. If that’s not your situation, I’m happy it’s not, for both of you. I tried explaining that for decades. He didn’t comprehend that until after I could no longer listen to how everyone is a dumbass Every Single Day. It’s draining. Decades complaining about how people are so stupid, not one day learning how to deal with that truth effectively. And I didn’t even work with him…

Hahaha wow, that's what I say to, Not my Circus Not My Monkeys 👍

Not my pig, not my farm.

You wouldn't believe how well this phrase translates to the insurance industry. I too say this all the time lol

Derrick Brown. Wtf was weird before me?

“If it’s not on the list it doesn’t exist”

Good ol Fluffy

That isnt the reason, the reason is they are inbred

Fuckin A!

If you are being spoken politely to, it means you’re being fired and they don’t want to say anything that you could take to a lawyer. OR everyone has decided you’re just a nonentity and not worth wasting time on. There’s a couple of levels to cussing/insults. Both sound a bit hurtful, but if there is extra viciousness and anger, then they are mad at you. If not, then although they are cussing you, they are doing so in a friendly way.

@@curtisa3069 yep. Or you personally have a problem. Drop an item, shit/ schiesel/ Merida.

@@curtisa3069 one of my co-worker who help me learning the trade told me this If i care and friendly with you, im gonna told you shit and talk rough with you so you learn If i hate you, I won't even talk or yell at you

Mine are to the point but not always accurate. Told me to run and grab something and scolded me for actually running to get it lmao

If you been in the trades long enough you have see and hurd every thing at one point this guy comes up with.just stating facts

I agree with Keith. If you've ever worked for a living, this is the normal attitude you encounter. It's only novel to folks who've never had to get dirty.

@@TGNXAR working in an office is still working, at times it’s extremely mentally exhausting. To say “working for a living” can only be done through manual labour is not only insulting it’s just incorrect. Honestly could have done without your pathetic ignorance, was just trying to enjoy this geniuses humour as an entertainment factor whilst relaxing.

@@Alex-wi9vb I work in an office, right now. It's nothing compared to the physical labor I used to do. Do not assume your ignorance is equal to my experience.

@@TGNXAR Having done physical labour myself on a building site and a warehouse and now working in an office I can tell you for me the office is harder. Physical labour becomes muscle memory and being alert to prevent accidents. Don’t assume your experience is more valid than mine, your ignorance is mind boggling. However I came here to enjoy a video and enjoy life, as Ricky would probably say in a less polite way. I’m bored of your arrogance, find something better to do internet troll than spewing Ignorance and hate

When somebody tries to hand you their phone and says, "you talk to them"... Remember this moment. They were on the shitter holding their sides too LOLOLOL!

"..... sitting on the shitter...." TMI dude.

@@gregkilgore4035 ......why does that bother you......and why are we using so many periods......

Me too literally on the shitter before heading to work at 6 AM

The difference is...he don't understand the jargon. He's just using words, wrongly.

Oh really. How'd safety man do that? Interesting.

As a jack of all trades I also have dealt with these assholes so I feel yer pain

You guys are so fucking hilarious! OMG, I'm dying laughing. I bet you guys would be fun to work with!

😂

Nope. Pablo probably can't throw the guy overboard... fun fact a security guy thrown from the 12th floor or a guy falling from a fishing boat make about the same sound.... splash

Pablo won't stop with the Spanish... Ricky won't stop with cussen

I would say "jackass" is unnecessary unless you known them for a bit

No, when it's over 100 degrees, nothing is unnecessary 😂

@@nickfulton8173 homie, when you work a rubber press that makes winter feel like summer and summer feel like hell, if someone is standing on the stairwell because "he forgot to install the safety stop last night when everyone left" calling him a brainless fucking jackass for making you stand in damn well near 120 degree heat for 5 seconds without work getting done. is an accurate and kind way of saying "if you make that mistake again, im sendin ya home to mommy in a bag"

@@nickfulton8173 if their in the way jackass is putting it nicely.

@@nickfulton8173 nah you need the "jackass" to let them know you are indeed speaking to them and not an inanimate object nearby!

@@Ford-dc9mu SPC I've been in for a minute and our unit hasn't had a motor Sergeant for like 2 years so I've been running the motor pool in the meantime

@@johnjohnson8669 A member of the E4 Mafia! Don't go to E5, they'll make you responsible for even more.

AT is for DEMONSTRATING what you learned during the year.

They use to let go/ transfer all of our contractors with every work stoppage (most of which were less than 2 weeks), it got to the point where we would not even let them leave the break room, shit they gave us one crew that decided to chizzle out all of the connectors from a major asset. Do you have any idea how long it takes to replace 300 connectors that upto 100 pins in them each?

I have in old picture from 2005 in Al Udied AFB of a ssgt holding up a temp guage that read 135 degrees! We used to have to FREEZE those water bottles overnight so we had cold water during the day!

Or just look at him and ask if someone has cut his strings? Can you not find your way to your office?

or to cold / wet, or just monday / friday or a day between them.

The big to do that day in Florida down there around Ft Lauderdale leaving Bears in Tamarak. You got a point

I'm an RN and I TOTALLY understand some paper pusher effing with me, when I can't even find a minute to go to the bathroom, don't get lunch, never sit, and hurt all over my body...then bitching when I have to stay over to chart my shift. 😏

Or machine shop,fab shop, just sayin

Im a miller and it hits home

This applies to almost every job I've ever had.

Ex army aviation, flight line is the damn same in Kandahar

I like that people catch this reference 😂

@@RickyAndTheBoss 🤣🤣

No

I agree it's a 140 million degrees in my shop and all my mechanics are in a pissy ass mood. Making me in a pissy ass mood. Jobs aren't getting done fast enough we are busy as hell. God for bid I try and prod them along to get shit done faster. They will show me right quick what slow is all about. So I just accept that it's a million degrees out side and take what I can get. At the end of the day I count my blessings that know one got shot. It's hot out there folks show your guys some appreciation. Most of them deserve it most likely anyways.

Agreed. My helper bailed on me today, ran solo for my jobs... fuckin pussy. I do like that extra hour of pay per job being solo, however... eh, double edged sword?

38c fuck that.

It reminds me of father, who became a very “religious” man when he was in the military. He and his entire unit would attend Church every Sunday morning. They would all march into Church, put their heads down and pray in silence. They all became very close to God because God was the only power in the Universe that could keep the chaotic forces of the Drill Instructors at bay, but only for one hour a week.

@@Alpha0727 Drill instructors do that because they love you. Drill instructors want to keep you ALIVE. God does that because he loves you. God wants you when your alive and dead.

@@JeepinBoon Oh, I know that and 99.99% of recruits know that by the end of boot camp. But to a bunch of 18 year olds in boot camp, Drill Instructors can be seen as Evil Incarnate.

At least they got chewed out together so they can sit around later talking about it. Also the working together.

Hand them a McDonald's application like I used to do. It worked for some.. others got what they deserved

Cussing on the jobsite even bypasses language barriers. I remember when I was a young helper the old Mexican I was working with told my gringo ass what tools to get. In Spanish, when I was too green to know the English trade names for those tools but had seen em. Homie cussed the directions at me miming what he was about to do to the workpiece-instant clarity. Forget proper names, a few “universal verbs” & immediately every helper within earshot knew what he needed out the truck!

yep...fuck can be a noun, adjective pronoun adverb.. as cartman said "why it doesnt hurt anyone....see? fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck"

I find that very few things are clearer than "Get the fuck outta my way". It send the point across with the right emphasis.

@@Rishnai yep. I can cuss in Spanish.

honestly i'd be grateful. if i dont have a sense about what im doing then it's probably a sketchy situation.

Yeah I'd rather someone pull me out of a situation where I'm gonna cause a mess/problems if I don't know why in doin'.

I get it I don't know what I'm doing. I used to hear about it before she died back when she heard what the plot was.

If you want to talk, then we’re talking in the shade or ac. Not in the sun.

SETS STEEL? Now Ive hung an assload of arn in my life but Ive NEVER ...SET STEEL. WTF does that entail?

Exactly. Show up early or on time.. everyday.. just like everyone else or go find another job. It doesn't get any more clear than that! I used to give some habitual offenders a McDonald's application & explain exactly what I mean by that. It straightened some people up & the others probably used them!

How dare you want him to do his job?

Hey i dont come to work to actually work. How dare you

Fuckin TRUTH!

Yeah...after hiring me SPECIFICALLY because of my military ER, field medicine and general experience, I was called into the floor Manager's office. Apparently, someone complained I was "too brusk" in how I requested they draw a patient's blood at a particular time (as was their job), because I was going to be too slammed to do it as I'd planned. Who knew an exmilitary EMT would not take the time to determine how a subordinate felt about a task? 🙄 I couldn't imagine talking back to the RNs I worked with in the military, but I have to accept it from my assistant 🤔?

I thought going white collar would keep me safe from safety mans bullshit, but now the problem is I actually need to listen to that mother fucker when he says "telling someone their photo's are shit, they take too much damn time, and they need to get off their lazy ass and click a fucking button" isn't an appropriate way to tell them "hey man, your photography skills could use a lot more work, work on the exposure and maybe tell the subject to stand closer. The only bennifit is, I got to go to a construction site the other day because we had a NASTY twister rip through the area, it was 98 degrees, and this secondary photographer is playing with buttons instead of getting into the AC. I lost my cool and was like "PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON JACKASS!" the kid started crying (literally) and said he was going to HR. Homie from the construction crew said "look here crybaby, I don't know you too well so I'ma be nice, but the fact your boss said that Instead of "it's fine let me do it" is a good thing, wipe that nose and get yo ass in gear before they change their mind" When we got back to the office and they asked why I was so mean to them. I said "two things, those people were paying by the hour and we charge 600 bucks an hour, Second of all if I wasn't meant to you, you might want to start job searching. If I yell at you and call you a dumbass, it's because I think you can actually grow and improve, If i stop caring about your work, it means I'm hunting down your replacement"

This

Yeah. I'm still wondering what's going on. Gonna be a long year. Maybe I'll see you around.

I know right that ending was too funny!I love me some Ricky!he's my favorite he had me rolling Lmao 🤣

Agreed

I love this guy's skits and guys just talk that way on the job site.