Compilation Of Michael's Best Jokes About Public Transport

Compilation Of Michael's Best Jokes About Public Transport | Michael McIntyre

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Londoners squeezing into tubes and the tale of the imaginary bus!
Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
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#London #Tube #Transport

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@Mad9977 4 жыл бұрын

"chaos on the roads, it has been snowing for 8 seconds..." 😂

@robo08ify 3 жыл бұрын

That sounds like the American south and southwest. 😂

@pinkmagicali 3 жыл бұрын

That’s Australia.

@mahasw777 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Virginia Beach!

@MuscleFlexChris 3 жыл бұрын

"I don't care when you arrived, I'm getting on this train!" So much truth xD

@littlebean2528 4 жыл бұрын

this guy can make anything funny😂

@adamcraig3339 4 жыл бұрын

Love how he walks rapidly across the stage all the time 😂

@PotsAndPans25 3 жыл бұрын

Omg ya the poor lighting people😂

@myriamguns2162 Жыл бұрын

@@PotsAndPans25 Keeps Michael fit though. And maybe the lighting people enjoy the challenge 😀

@chriseTx 4 жыл бұрын

The imaginary bus might be the most British thing ever

@Mortthemoose 4 жыл бұрын

I bet they were in an orderly queue too! Lol

@collinscartoons2887 4 жыл бұрын

Just keep walking Just keep walking

@rosestar7078 3 жыл бұрын

Miss Moose Im British. Is there another way to walk in a group of strangers?

@Finda5 3 жыл бұрын

does this actually happen?

@pamilyadance3550 3 жыл бұрын

I’m always on an imaginary bus Hahahaha

@ANTONBLAKE-COX 4 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Michael: do you know Sainsbury's? YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!

@irfanzone4025 4 жыл бұрын

Turn on the caption and it will be "satan brief's"😂😂😂😂😂😂

@vanessaholden1575 4 жыл бұрын

Omg I didn't have captions on but I did hear Satan's Briefs! 😂😂😂

@dodgingpineapples90 4 жыл бұрын

@Vanessa Holden , me, too!!! 😂

@sharonmullins1957 4 жыл бұрын

@@irfanzone4025 I think the caption is incorrect. There is a Satan's Breeze in North London.

@Tomi_janet15 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@MaryCochrane 4 жыл бұрын

I love you British people. Even when you swear, you sound so elegant. Again, so glad I found you. You are a joy in my life.

@jamieosullivan2684 4 жыл бұрын

“So glad I found you”🤣🤣🤣

@user-un9jo9fo4i 4 жыл бұрын

It's very interesting, you all think we're so posh, the teenagers round me are all in hoodies drinking wkd, while attacking each other.

@jamieosullivan2684 4 жыл бұрын

Emerson Maybe are you Australian or American?

@sandyxx6243 4 жыл бұрын

**other than Chavs and roadmen**

@MaryCochrane 4 жыл бұрын

Emerson Maybe I’m Canadian and Our teenagers the same.

@dotnetdevni 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t like many comedians but the way u tell a story and make people laugh is priceless.

@jenk6895 4 жыл бұрын

Let me guess...American? LOL

@dotnetdevni 4 жыл бұрын

Jen K No I am Belfast.

@tigerlilygledhill8348 4 жыл бұрын

@deekat3279 no need to be so rude :-)

@Oasisftww 4 жыл бұрын

Peter kay is pretty good at it

@ittakesallkinds809 3 жыл бұрын

I like lots of commedianes, but you're right, Michael is priceless.

@vanianup 4 жыл бұрын

I remember a man walking up to me in Birmingham one day and informing me that the bus is cancelled and then we walked together to the next stop and informed people there. It really was an imaginary bus for next four stops. British are the cutest and most gentlemanly devils.

@pinkmagicali Жыл бұрын

He did a skit about this. The bus was cancelled because of snow.

@JesusIsLord105 Жыл бұрын

@@pinkmagicali The CHAOS of the snow

@queenbean6922 4 жыл бұрын

He makes the most mundane things funny

@amcadam26 4 жыл бұрын

@@octaviussludberry9016 then why are you here?

@samcooke343 4 жыл бұрын

@@octaviussludberry9016 How can anyone NOT like boiled vegetables and vanilla ice cream?!

@casim8842 4 жыл бұрын

The comedic equivalent of McDonalds.

@flamingpieherman9822 4 жыл бұрын

@@octaviussludberry9016 I'm a tiramisu kind of person...

@lourie_01 4 жыл бұрын

I guess I like boiled veggies and vanilla ice cream.

@trissethomsen 4 жыл бұрын

By far the most hilarious man on earth! He’s quite loveable and never obscene. I’m in awe of him. He brightens up my days! Thank you Michael McIntyre! 💕💕💕

@WyomingParanormal 2 жыл бұрын

Michael is so freaking funny. So much fun to watch and listen to.

@michael43567 3 жыл бұрын

As a weekly train taker, I relate to this so much. All of us on the platform try to predict where one of the doors is going to stop. Most of the time I'm in between 2 doors & I have to try to decide which is closer lol

@lubom5540 3 жыл бұрын

Michael is truly one of the best there is in this line of work, haven't laughed so hard in a while well done Michael

@chloehumble8256 Жыл бұрын

Everything he say is true😂

@flamingpieherman9822 4 жыл бұрын

I'm not an English person I'm an American but I've been there several times I know exactly what he's talking about cannot stop laughing!

@cmnkrr3167 4 жыл бұрын

Michael McIntyre is a national Gem😍

@flamingpieherman9822 4 жыл бұрын

Yes need to make a national treasure!!

@Techniciansbrewery 4 жыл бұрын

Correction: International gem ;)

@karencurtis2697 4 жыл бұрын

This has become my addiction, as soon as I see the notification I have to stop everything and watch . Never fails to make me happy xx Take care everyone 😉

@lynnteasdale1207 4 жыл бұрын

Karen Curtis me too!

@karencurtis2697 4 жыл бұрын

Lynn Teasdale he just makes me smile 😁

@ihaveliterallynoname 3 жыл бұрын

I Hope you’re safe from the virus, and I hope his comedy is getting you through it (:

@karencurtis2697 3 жыл бұрын

MW Productions were ok so far numbers getting a little worrisome but laughing helps Stay safe stay well

@rc_p5192 3 жыл бұрын

Imaginary bus is probably the best bit I’ve ever heard 😭

@leeh5812 4 жыл бұрын

The walking bus story is hilarious 😂😂

@joannecastille6468 8 ай бұрын

My favourite too 😂

@007one 4 жыл бұрын

NOBODY NEEDS TO GO HOME THIS BADLY 🤣

@annsmith9196 4 жыл бұрын

Send those bus drivers over here to Canada, we will teach them how to drive in the snow! 8 seconds haha

@adavelaar 4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same. We get 25cm of snow overnight and are still taking the bus or driving to work.

@maddykrieg222 4 жыл бұрын

@@adavelaar 2 feet.....?

@kyramainer3315 4 жыл бұрын

Not to Vancouver, no one knows to drive in a few inches of snow here XD

@Clothmom1 4 жыл бұрын

I live in the Seattle area of the United States which has a similar climate to London. I grew up in the Midwest so I know hard core snow. Let me tell you that in our climate with the paltry or nonexistent snow-removal equipment that the government agencies have is utter chaos! It rains on the snow, the snow isn’t removed, it forms a hopelessly deep slushy mess that is nearly impossible to drive in without a four-wheel drive vehicle or at least snow tires. Nobody is going to buy and put on snow tires or chains for 3 days of snow each year. Last year the children didn’t do to school for 2 weeks in February. Ugh!!!

@silvanaworrall8716 4 жыл бұрын

It's not the drivers so much as the buses themselves breakdown and the sheer lack of equipment to clear the roads

@xueyizhou7926 4 жыл бұрын

The bus joke just killed me. He is soooo funny!!

@TheRoxen92 4 жыл бұрын

omg he really does have a gift! I love his little laugh at his own jokes ;) he really can make comedy about anything. The best thing is that he talks about something relatable. Like the whole time you laugh and think “omg it’s true” 😂😂😂😂

@dollyharini7281 3 жыл бұрын

I have been watching most of his clips on KZfaq and I must say this comes on second best performance of his. first and most hilarious one is the dentist visit!

@pinkmagicali Жыл бұрын

My two favs are glasses and spices. 😊

@vampirequeen017 4 жыл бұрын

Michaels laugh/giggle is adorable XD his wife is soooo lucky.

@virginieb20 4 жыл бұрын

“I’d love to chat but this is my stop” 🤣🤣🤣

@brendatrujillo2666 4 жыл бұрын

Most hilarious comedian I’ve heard in decades. Love it!

@suzannelindsay2247 2 жыл бұрын

Go Michael! What a gift to come into our homes and make us laugh. You often make my day. Thanks❤👍🏻

@RitzyCupcake 4 жыл бұрын

Omg everything he says is pure gold!

@chrisrobinson9065 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed.....but he speaks too quickly sometimes.

@Alienisadj 4 жыл бұрын

I'm from sweden and have visited london twice and just love it. The tube, i can just totally agree :D But the best thing is when you hear your own language is spoken somewhere in the tube carriage... and you see a couple talking swedish... and you asking them : "ah, from sweden... where in sweden and so on..." in swedish... it is an awkward smalltalk but funny :D

@larawabsie 4 жыл бұрын

Alienisadj I love Sweden!!!

@cyansloth1763 4 жыл бұрын

I love Sweden and I love Svenska. The first time I heard Robyn Carlsson interviewing in Swedish I fell in love with the language and now I learn it with Duolingo ❤️ Jag älskar

@christinesharland8478 4 жыл бұрын

I'm sure this works in every language.........trying to figure out if you know where they live But why............ who knows ??! Maybe in the sea of strangers we want to find someone who has something in common.......

@joperhop 4 жыл бұрын

Ah sweden, where? Where? Do you know IKEA?

@carolynworthington8996 3 жыл бұрын

Alienisadj I would love to overhear that conversation!

@noah-jw1nk 3 жыл бұрын

michael says the simplest things and it’s funny

@Symbol-of-Hope 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is just the BEST comedian EVER!

@marcusrakyat8891 4 жыл бұрын

Love Michael show for very long time. Always have fresh idea on his joke.

@Cariad22 3 жыл бұрын

I love the description of group thought it's hilariously accurate 😂

@emmas5000 3 жыл бұрын

The way he describes the tube is so funny. I remember those crazy days pre pandemic. It was mental but getting dangerous. Something had to reset somewhere

@hc8843 4 жыл бұрын

I found him this year. So glad I did. Lots to watch! I feel lucky 😁😁😁

@lenaroma320 3 жыл бұрын

I have a long list of things I should be doing but instead I've been sucked into binge watching his videos for the last 2hrs lol.

@s_vlog1018 4 жыл бұрын

Hello everyone, it’s 7:54 in the morning and I have come on this to see Michael McIntyre run across the stage and make jokes about public transport! Nice! Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@shimashimmer5081 3 жыл бұрын

Bless his heart for making such genius jokes and comedy

@louisgeorge4467 4 жыл бұрын

Michael: it should be one in one out Covid-19: I got you bro

@aviadeloi498 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking XD

@chesterlester5770 4 жыл бұрын

Went to one of Michael’s shows which didn’t feature on TV, looking around at the arena excited to see him in real life but didn’t realise I was sitting next to my Headteacher and sat through the show in an awkward but enjoyable way 😂

@marlene-rr2ih Жыл бұрын

Michael McIntyre is my favorite, funniest, smartest comedian of all time!

@vivienneoneill5400 25 күн бұрын

I agree he is great.❤❤❤❤❤❤

@steveshuffle 3 жыл бұрын

This his first major appearance that made him, rightly so, famous!

@gsue33 3 жыл бұрын

Every day I enjoy his jokes over and over.

@sc882tt 4 жыл бұрын

Walking behind the bus driver 😂😂

@claudiap.53 3 жыл бұрын

I don't really like most comedians but thanks to Facebook's recommendation I'm here. He's great. Greetings from Germany 👍

@deborahdanielson8901 3 жыл бұрын

During ever extending quarantine, this guy has been a sanity saver; thanks for the laughs🎉😂😂

@myapinion7532 4 жыл бұрын

I think it's his very posh accent that makes his style so good. Very funny, very likeable guy.

@jackywong2656 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Michael, for always making me happy :)

@brookwilliams9448 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you Michael for giving me my laughter back.

@riskie2773 4 жыл бұрын

This guy turned mayhem in London into a heaven😂

@tomhogan3843 3 жыл бұрын

I kept laughing at that last one for a good 2 minutes after the video ended!

@elvinadhludhlu5380 4 жыл бұрын

Noooo, Where's the flapping haiiirrr???

@aspiknf 4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he’s an illuminati clone

@MystiqueHorizon 4 жыл бұрын

He's too young. Lol

@cyndianderson7056 3 жыл бұрын

I remember I was on a bus once, years ago. I was trying to get off, avoiding arms, legs, baby carriages, and accidentally smacked a woman in the head. 😬😳" I'm so sorry, ma'am!" I ran off the bus like the hounds of hell were chasing me. Lol.

@j2m3_raiden5 3 жыл бұрын

Gotta love rush hour.

@lucasaaglansk 4 жыл бұрын

That buss story killed me, I bursted out in laughter!

@helenj2064 4 жыл бұрын

Was it Dan Howell who got his head stuck in the train 😂😂

@sitijones2582 4 жыл бұрын

The imaginary bus is hilarious!!!!

@TheDJHoller 4 жыл бұрын

The last sketch would have made a good story for "Would I Lie To You?"

@ivanolsen7966 4 жыл бұрын

4:11 ...a woman overflowed ........... HYSTERICAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!

@lee-annebarrett366 2 жыл бұрын

Hysterical. I used to get that reaction in Earls Court pubs aka kangaroo valley in the 1970s about where l came from in Australia by Australians

@Sarafara7 4 жыл бұрын

I was dying after the first 30 seconds LOL

@user-bg3nr7we9v 3 жыл бұрын

Thank You What a gift.

@87654321j 4 жыл бұрын

I have to admit I'm the same with the doors on the train also he does a great train noise lol 🚉

@theepebble214 4 жыл бұрын

when he said "he took the hit" I lost it, i cant breathe, my ribs hurt

@susanjohnson9795 3 жыл бұрын

He just slays me and it. Thinks outloud and lets our everyday thoughts come to life. Also USA

@stevenponte6655 Жыл бұрын

Oh man this came out the month I moved to London. It was so funny. I have been a fan every since.😊

@rewrose2838 3 жыл бұрын

I was laughing so hard it actually hurts😂

@Ron.S. 4 жыл бұрын

It’s unbelievable that his jokes about real life trivial things are funnier than made up story jokes like the last one

@allyd-moon2875 3 жыл бұрын

It's not made up, that kind of thing actually happens 😂😂

@marywood8794 3 жыл бұрын

It's a nice break from politics...especially this year!

@sammyryan8161 4 жыл бұрын

I’m in my favourite city of them all --!!!!

@pendolino_pete4621 4 жыл бұрын

Yes sooooo relatable

@cisium1184 3 жыл бұрын

The bus bit is brilliant.

@cynthiajoeverett5798 Жыл бұрын

Thank you. You are hilarious. So good to laugh out loud.

@oakstrong1 4 жыл бұрын

Michael learnt what a walking bus is: lots of school children go to school with it. 😃

@Touchez 4 жыл бұрын

You're too much Michael 😂

@8888-9 4 жыл бұрын

Billy Connolly and now, for me, this amazingly hilarious guy!

@Amradye 4 жыл бұрын

Bless your funny heart!

@luminair11 4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant comedy....love MM!!!! ♥

@zacleeson2015 4 жыл бұрын

And in the north... we have new trains with less seats for the comfort of passengers haha!

@valzvinyatskovsky393 3 жыл бұрын

Spotlight operators must be having a blast

@rakheimbarrowes5925 4 жыл бұрын

4:37 whoever plays smite. He sounded like when the default voice pack says “ Save yourself”

@dennismartin2407 4 жыл бұрын

Michael McIntyre best comedian around.

@sharonmullins1957 4 жыл бұрын

"The run up", and the entire bus stop. Where did he get that processing ability? I watch 1 of his videos - sure he can't top it, and then he does. I am laughing so hard, my stomach hurts - and this is the 2nd time I watched it.

@mjjacobsen7529 4 жыл бұрын

😂ahaa haa👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻brilliant nearly peed myself 🤣coffee ☕️came out my nose😆from laughing.....your awesome Michael 👍🏼👍🏼

@emmahayward7668 4 жыл бұрын

I guess when you go up north things change COMPLETELY! STORYTIME: Me and my mum were trying to get on a train in Newcastle but it was full so we almost gave up but then in one carriage this random guy was shouting ‘move back! Let these women on’ and we ended up getting on the train and it was VERY SQUISHED. No-one was reading, everyone was talking about the footy match even if they didn’t know each other (probably cuz there was a Newcastle match and they won). Me and my mum stood there kinda awkwardly as we don’t support Newcastle but Geordies seem like friendly people, one even got up of his seat to let me have instead :)

@janespurgeon3658 8 ай бұрын

Makes me laugh every time ❤

@mysticmayhem5407 Жыл бұрын

the walking bus gets me laughing in tears everytime... 🤣

@TheStephrules 4 жыл бұрын

Compilation isn't the word I would use

@optimusprime4090 4 жыл бұрын

I did start to wonder half way through when the next clip would start 😂😂😂

@hamir712 2 жыл бұрын

The bus one was on point and he made me hilarious. Unfortunately this exactly happens when it snows. Mind you it rarely snows here in England and when it does everything is lockoffffff

@Nana-vi4rd 4 жыл бұрын

I love your comic style, wish I could see one of your shows in person. Unfortunately I live in Erwin Tennessee in the U.S.. And I live on Social Security which isn't very much, just barely enough to pay my bills. Nothing for extras like going to a movie or a comic show. Thanks for uploading bits of your shows. If I'm feel down, I watch one of your videos and am laughing and happy once again. Thank you so much, God Bless you and yours.

@t.m.p8187 4 жыл бұрын

Love you Michal

@shannahuffman4655 2 жыл бұрын

Snowing for 8 seconds , haha

@marklipner2325 4 жыл бұрын

How is he so funny! I listen to him instead of tv 📺! 😂🤣

@agnescleary2312 3 жыл бұрын

Whereabouts,whereabouts, whereabouts!!!! LOL...NYC same!

@lee-annebarrett366 6 ай бұрын

His humour is helping me through some pretty tough times. After 40 yeaes of marriage my husband has become suddenly and seriously sick and wont becoming home. So many memories are come flooding in and the tears are just streaming down everyday.

@kan0762 4 жыл бұрын

Can't believe no one helped the guy that got hit by the train doors ..💀

@JollyRogerTheDodger 4 жыл бұрын

It's London. Unfortunately most have forgotten what it's like to help a total stranger.

@kan0762 4 жыл бұрын

@@JollyRogerTheDodger ya that's sad to hear

@cawiltu 4 жыл бұрын

Londoners were equally rude 62 years ago when I was 13 and visited there

@tazask7269 4 жыл бұрын

@SEAN INGRAM urrmmm Sean you stood alone except for the millions of common wealth soldiers (Indian Subcontinent, Africa, Australia, New Zealand etc) and the Soviet Union!!!!!!