“Don’t look at your phone, no ones gonna call you, quit checking your volume” I FEEL ATTACKED LMAO

humans: **date** conan: wait that’s *iLlIeGaL*

imagine having a picnic and then Conan shows up and starts throwing your fruit away lmaooo

Conan really went from “crush culture makes me wanna spill my guts” to “I wanna feel all that love and emotion” love this song sm btw

conan with a bat: lesbian couple: *smiles cone: understandable, have a nice day

Director: how high can you jump? conan : yes

not me returning to crush culture every valentine's like it's a ritual or something ✋😭

2018 Conan: i hate love, i don't care if I'm alone forever im so angry at love just let me be sad and lonely 2021 Conan: I'm actually very lonely want to be in love someday, i wish i had someone to love, but for now im only observing other couples to live vicariously through them

couples: trying to have a nice conversation conan: nO

straights: can we have a conversation conan: absolutely nõt

“This baby’s loveproof” *writes entire album about person he fell in love with*

i will put this song on the speakers on valentines day.

Director: so how angry do you want to get at the lesbian couple?? Conan: no

I'm convinced that Conan's favourite dance move is basically just kicking his leg as high as possible up in the air

Conan before: crush culture makes me wanna spill my guts out 🤢😠 Conan now: i wanna feel all this love and emotion 😩😭

*conan gray terrorizes couples all over the world* lesbians: *exists* conan: awww

everyones talking abt how beautiful he is but do you see how hard he can throw a fruit

The straights: *date* Conan: stop you violated the law

using this in issac's ace realization moment was PERECT!!!!!! love heartstopper s2 and love how well this song fits

Omg when I heard this song in heartstopper I screamed and was so happy, hope more ppl listen to this

Conan Gray's and Steve Harrington's agenda: 7am: Fix Hair 8am: *PROTECT LESBIANS AT ALL COSTS* 5pm: Save kids

LMAOOO HE SPARED GAYS

i cannot wait to blast this valentines day💀

HEARTSTOPPER BROUGHT ME HERE

I love that he left the lesbian couple alone lmaoo He's like, "Nah, y'all are good. THE STRAIGHTS, HOWEVER-"

Heterosexuals: EXISTS* Conan: No Homosexuals: EXISTS* Conan: Better keep doing what you were doing

Lyrics My God, don't look at your phone No one's gonna call you Quit checking your volume (crush) I don't care if I'm forever alone I'm not falling for you 'Cause this baby is loveproof (culture) I don't care what you're sayin' I don't wanna participate in your game of manipulation (crush) And no, I don't want your sympathy, all this love is suffocating Just let me be sad and lonely 'Cause Crush culture makes me wanna spill my guts out I know what you're doin', trying to get me to pursue you Crush culture makes me wanna spill my guts out Spill my guts out, spill my guts out Oh, no, don't look in their eyes 'Cause that's how they get you Kiss you then forget you (crush) All they feedin' you is beautiful lies So hide in the bathroom 'Til they find someone else new (culture) I don't care what you're saying I don't wanna participate in your game of manipulation (crush) And no, I don't want your sympathy, all this love is suffocating Just let me be sad and lonely 'Cause Crush culture makes me wanna spill my guts out I know what you're doin', trying to get me to pursue ya Crush culture makes me wanna spill my guts out Spill my guts out, spill my guts out Shut your damn mouth You're talking too loud And no one cares if you two made out I'm sick of the kissing cult Crush culture makes me wanna spill my guts out I know what you're doin', trying to get me to pursue ya Crush culture makes me wanna spill my guts out Spill my guts out, spill my guts out Crush culture makes me wanna spill my guts out I know what you're doin', trying to get me to pursue ya Crush culture makes me wanna spill my guts out Spill my guts out, spill my guts out

do you think couples see him in public and go *oh no it’s conan*

this video has such a nvm he texted energy

there's no better way to spend valentines day then to spend the whole day listening to crush culture

HE LEFT THE LESBIANS ALONE I'M LAUGHING SO HARHDSKJDK

To all the people that aren’t interested in dating, but everyone around you seems to be caught up in crushes wondering why you aren’t too. This is our anthem.

Happy Crush Culture day everybody

I love how he didn't do anything to the lesbian couple,smiled like a baby and walked away lmfao "THE STRAIGHT COUPLE HOWEVER ... YA'LL GOTTA GO-"

conan: h- conan's hair: *angrily flops*

crush? culture guts? spilled out sick? of the kissing cult hotel? trivago

I've came here every valentine's day for the past 3 years. Help.

Crush culture makes me wanna spill my guts it’s like Olivia Rodrigo but this is before guts 😭

cone: i havent had my first kiss yet also cone: writes songs that make it seem like hes been through 4 divorces

conan: *trashes the straight couples* conan, seeing a lesbian couple: physically i could, but emotionally, imagine the toll

happy crush culture guys !! 💖

As an Ace person Its basically impossible to fall for somebody and just have a wholesome and cute relationship so I relate to this so much ;-;

Conan's hair is basically like: ↗️➡️⬆️↖️⬅️↙️⬇️

No one: Conan's hair: ↪↘⤵↕⬇↔↕➡⬇⤴↕➡⬇⬅↖➡⬇⤴↕⤴↖⬇➡↘⬅↔↙↔↙ Edit: I DIDNT THINK THIS WOULD GET SO MUCH LIKES AKFBKSJDHC THANK U

well... hi again :) every valentine's day listen this

Valentines day? I only know crush sulture day

“No ones gonna call you, stop checking your volume” Ok but why is Conan attacking me

Conan- Sees straight couple *BOP* Also Conan - Sees lesbian couple *I will protec*

Came straight from aroace icon Isaac 😭😭♥️

the international crush culture stream day

*straight couple* he attac *lesbian couple* but he also protec

*No straight couple was harmed in the making of the video*

ITS TIMME TO REWATCH

love that he's literally crushing things left and right with a bat. That's a crush culture i can comprehend

when conan like, walked up to the lil lesbian couple all angry looking and then he was like ‘oH nevermind y’all cuTe’ that was the most adorable thing ever oh my gosh

No one: His hair: ⬆️⬇️↙️⬅️↘️⬇️⬆️↗️

I feel bad for the flowers 💀💀💀

hello singles :) who is listening to this on valentines day?

conan gray is serving thor-level lesbian ally energy

How bout this theory. He doesn't hate the straights, but he spared the lesbian couple because in our society not every one is open minded and the lesbians have probably already been through a lot to be together already. So he didn't wanna add to that. Not that straight people don't go through hard things. But yah its harder to not be straight. So y'know...

Here on Valentines Day😭

valentine's day?? all i know is crush culture day 😫

Conan: *sees gay couple* Conan: i l l l e t y o u l i v e o n o n e c o n d I t i o n

Conan Gray is just Valentines Grinch

Happy Crush Culture Day to all 😁💕

is the day!

Got so exited when I heared this and people watching on Heartstopper. 💃💃💃 Conan is getting paid 🎉🎉🎉💢💥

cute couple: * on a date * Conan: that's a nice date u got there Conan: be a shame if someone were to Conan: *ruin it* edit: what the fuck 3 thousand likes yay i finally got here early

conan: destroy every couples in sight. **sees lesbian couple** conan: *¯\_(ツ)_/¯*

literally me in Feb 14

heartstopper brought me here hehe

Conan leaving the lesbian couple alone is the same energy as the "LETS GO LESBIANS" video

"No one cares if you two made out." EXACTLY LMAO

Heartstopper s2 brought me here. ❤ I am so glad 🌷🤗 Also I'm so ace, so this song is relatable 😎

Heart Stopper ❤ Isaak

Conan: *sees straight couple* ew Also Conan: *sees lesbian couple* y’all g :)

Conan sparing the gays but destroying the straight couples stuff is the mood for 20gayteen

Happy stream crush culture day yall

IS THE DAAY

This should honestly be the Valentine’s Day national anthem.

nobody: conan: *HoW dArE YoU Be sTrAIgHT*

I'm listening to this gem on February 14

Omggg ....its featured on heartstopper!!!!

if conan was a historian he'd call every straight couple "really really good friends"

Conan: ew crush Conans crush: wanna date Conan: I-☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

listening to this on valentine's day >>>

crush culture day !!!

conan: *leaves the lesbians alone* *thor has entered the chat*

Conan: *destroys every straight couple date* lesbians: *appears* Conan: tehehe, you girls doing just fine, have fun bye LGBT PROTECTS LGBT

crazy how my favourite song is in my favourite series now

only the real ones listen this gem on february 14

“just let me be sad and lonely” most relatable lyric ever

**angry conan has entered the chat**

HAPPY CRUSH CULTURE DAY

Valentine's day is coming up so time to stream the singles anthem

straight people: *talking* Conan: Oh HELL No Lesbians: *talking* CoNAn: I sEe NoTHiNg WrONg hERe

No lesbians were harmed during the making of this video. 👌👌😂

This is me on Valentines.

stream crush culture day :))

Conan: *destroying everything and anything in his way* Crush: Damn that’s hot